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1. You're a Real Tough Cookie With a Long History by tinkertoysdamn

   Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Feb 2025

   Tags

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   • Peter Quill/Thor
   • Peter Quill
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Ravagers Members (Guardians of the Galaxy)
   • Yondu Udonta
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Thor (Marvel)
   • Omega Peter Quill
   • Omega Verse
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Shameless Smut
   • This Is STUPID
   • Humor
   • Bisexual Peter Quill
   • Sassy Peter Quill
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Heist
   • Horniness
   • Royalty
   • Alien Culture
   • Courtship
   • Idiots in lust
   • Banter
   • Porn With Plot

   Summary

   “Uh huh. Put that away” Quill pushed the rifle back with his free hand, completely unafraid of his compatriot. “Normally hot, blond and stupid would do it for me,” he gestured toward Thor, “but we’re in the middle of a heist here so—”

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   Thor Odinson meets his match during a robbery. Unfortunately, this is not the start of the galaxy's greatest romance.

   Language:

   English

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   20,676

   Chapters:

   6/6

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