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It was a nice day in Greendale as Angry Luigi and his pals was relaxing.

"When are we going on our next adventure?" Delta asked.

"Who knows?" Chrissy asked.

"I'm so bored" Melony groans, pounding her hands on the ground.

"Let's go swimming" Alem tuber says.

Emma giggles and runs out.

Emila sighed "As long as we don't have any more adventures Isn't there other heroes?" she asked

"Who knows for sure we know about Cherry and Atticus also the Adventure Kids, Bella and Daniella I think there could be more" Savannah says

(Outside)

"Cannonball" Jack says making a cannonball

Angry Luigi leaps in making a cannonball a bigger one.

Alem tuber flew up and spun then preformed a bigger cannonball.

Chrissy uses her Ommitrix and hits it

Chrissy puffs up as she grew claws and spun around becoming Cannonbolt

Cannonbolt leaped up preforming a huge Cannonball as Water Splashes everywhere

Jay was walking when suddenly water splashed on him

"Hey, watch it!" Jay shouted at them.

They notice him and gasp looking at him

"Who's he?" Bill asked

"Not sure but he's all cuby" Jason says.

Savannah rushes over.

"Hello My name is Savannah!" Savannah says, running up to Jay and shook his hand.

"Hi, I'm Jay. Jay Moxwell" Jay said to them, smiling at them.

"So, are you an adventure hero too?" Savannah asked.

Jay thinks for a moment then shrugs, "I guess you could say that, I do wear my fancy armor, carry my enchanted golden sword, and go off on adventures with my best friends who we all treat each other like siblings, Nathan, Heko, Tori and Marion, we go to the ice palace like a lot to get our armor and swords ready for when we leave, so I guess we could count that as me being a hero type" he said to them.

"You have your own group of friends?" Bill asked

"Yeah, I just explained it to you, be mindful that Heko doesn't like it when people mispronounced his name, ask Nathan" Jay said to them

"I'd love to meet them" Savannah says

"They're right over there" Jay says as he points at them.

Nathan looks worried, Heko looks serious, Tori smiles at them, Marion is glitching between genders, which is weird for them, but Jay and the gang are used to it

"Hello" Savannah says as Angry Luigi looked on shyly

Melony groans bored before suddenly Emilia's magic book glows

"Crud!" She says as Angry Luigi and Bill gulp as they knew they had to see Drell

"Sorry you guys, we gotta see Drell" Savannah says.

"He probably wants to send us on a quest" Emila groans.

"You guys can come" Savannah says.

"Yeah like some sort of crossover team up" Delta says winking at the 4th wall "Oh, let's get the introductions, I'm Delta that's Chrissy my girlfriend, the green blind girl is Melony, Bill here is the nerd, Angry Luigi is the coward, Alem tuber is an idiot, Jason is okay, Savannah is the heart, Emila is a witch" Delta listed.

"Together we're the cosmic buddies!" The little Emma cheered and shook their hands.

"Okay Let's go Adventure Awaits!" Bill says a bit nervous.

"Just try to keep up!" Delta teases Heko as she speeds off ahead.

Heko rolls his eyes at her, "Whatever." He said to himself but knowing Jay, he has to come

"Wait!" Chrissy says rushing after Delta as Angry Luigi shrugs.

" Come on this will be fun!" Melony says as the cosmic buddies lead the way leaving Jay and his group behind

"Let's go, guys" Jay said, while smiling

"Uh, Jay, our armors and enchanted swords are at the ice palace" Nathan said to Jay

"Oh, right, we better grab them then" Jay said to his group.

"Right… this may be a stranger adventure than usual" Heko says.

Delta smirks as she leaves a trail as she rushes as Alem tuber flew over her as Delta glared not wanting to lose to him in a race as she leaped on a house and curled into a ball and spin dashed across the roads making it to Drell's house.

" ha I win" Delta says.

"Wait where's Jay and his friends…. Shoot the ice palace" Savannah says.

Emila shrugged not caring.

" We should go back for them!" Savannah says.

" Fine" Angry Luigi says as they head to look for Jay and his friends so they head for a icy palace not even sure where it is.

" I'm gonna actually gear up" Bill says as Alex nods.

Angry Luigi arrives in the mushroom kingdom. " I should get some power ups" he says.

With Jay and his pals

Jay and his friends follow a beacon light which is where the ice palace is located, which is near Jay's house

Jay touches the door but nothing happens

Jay checks his pockets then groans, "I left the key at my house, again" Jay said to them

"I'll get it, last time you forgot it, Hiko went to get it—" Nathan said before Heko screamed at his face, "FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S HEKO! H-E-K-O!" Heko screamed at his face

"This is why Nathan calls Heko, Boo" Jay said to Marion

"Oh" Marion said to him. They are still new to the group, so they don't know much about the group.

Nathan quickly rushes to Jay's house, he climbs into the tree, towards where Jay's bedroom is at.

"Hey, I can see Savannah from here!" Nathan said to Jay as he waves at her.

"Focus, Nate!" Heko said to Nathan

"Sorry, right, right" Nathan said to himself, climbing into Jay's room

Savannah waves back then decided to help Nathan.

"You looking for something?" Savannah asked.

"Yeah, I'm looking for the key" Nathan said to Savannah

"It's on my desk, Nathan!" Jay shouted from the ice palace

"You have two desks!" Nathan shouted from Jay's bedroom

"Got it" Savannah says, holding a key.

"Thank you" Nathan said, as he grabbed the key from her.

Nathan jumped out from the window and ran to the ice palace

"I got it!" Nathan said to them, giving the key to Jay

"Remember to take the key with you" Heko teases Jay as Jay touches it, which opens the door

They immediately got inside, jumping inside the hopper, and they all landed in their feet, wearing armors now

They went to the weapon room where they got their enchanted swords

Jay got his enchanted golden sword, Nathan got his enchanted diamond sword, Heko got his enchanted iron sword, Tori got her enchanted diamond sword, and Marion got their enchanted stone sword

"Ready?" Jay asked his friends, they nodded, instead of pulling the lever, they go to the stairs, and went outside to catch up with Angry Luigi and his friends.

They arrive at Drell's place.

"Hey Drell, we found these kids on the way" Emila says.

"Whatever, I got a surprise for you" Drell says.

"A surprise what is it?" Bill asked

"Is it candy?" Emma asked

Drell opens a portal under them.

"Crud" Emila says as they fell in screaming.

"Remind me to kill Drell when we get back!" Emila says as they arrive in a different world.

"Where are we?" Melony asked.

"It's like we're in the past with no tech…. Life is not worth living!" Bill says. "No!"

"We're in the past…. Not bad" Emila says.

"Not past past Like a different world but that hasn't gotten the stuff we've got" Delta says as the cosmic buddies look at Jay.

"So um Hika" Delta started.

"Hika!" Emma giggled innocently

"Heko" Heko corrected her calmly, which surprised his friends, "Yeah?" He asked her.

"Sorry" Emma says feeling guilty.

"Got any ideas?" Delta asked.

"We must have either traveled back in time or got to a whole new world — don't even think about it Nathan!" Heko said to Delta before pointing an accusing finger at Nathan

"I didn't say anything!" Nathan protest to himself

"Wouldn't be our first time though, we found Tori in the other world and brought her back to our own" Jay said to them

"Tori is from another world?!" Marion said to Jay

"Yeah, tell them, Tori. Tell them about your life in Motunui" Jay said to Tori

"A living nightmare, I was living as Moana's shadow" Tori said to Marion

"Moana?" Bill asked.

"Yeah, I used to live as a spare princess on Motunui, but now I'm free thanks to Jay, Heko, and Nathan" Tori said to them

"Sounds like a strange world" Jason says.

"And I wasn't even born on Earth I'm a shape-shifter" Delta says.

"Why do I get the feeling we may meet Moana?" Emma asked.

Delta shrugged.

"Let's go" Chrissy says.

They head into a town and see a old lady crossing the street with a cricket in a cage barely surviving being run over by carriages.

Delta winces

"Cool" Jay said, he's 10, he's still a kid of course he's going to think dangerous stuff is cool.

"What's Tori short for?" Marion asked Tori all of a sudden.

Tori looks at them and frowned when saying it to them, "Toriel"

"Oh" was all they said

Bill shrugged

" Ha this cricket is a lucky one" The granny says as the cricket faints.

Suddenly a girl named Mulan came in riding a horse

" Sorry i'm late" Mulan says.

" Late what's going on some sort of festival?" Bill asked.

" Hi I'm Savannah" Savannah says to Mulan.

" Um hello" Mulan says. " You don't seem like your from here" Mulan says but her mom came.

" Ma Sorry i'm late I was um" Mulan stammered

"None of your excuses. Now, let's get you cleaned up." Her mom says

" Sounds like a festival " Bill says.

" Which means food!" Emma says.

" Lots of food!" Delta says as she, Emma, Alem tuber and Angry Luigi think of Food.

" Hope they have chicken" Alem tuber says.

" i'm a vegeatiran." Melony says.

"Idiots" Emila says while reading a book.

She snapped her fingers making the heroes look like they belonged in this era using a spell when no one was looking.

"This looks amazing!" Jason says.

"Yeah!" Chrissy says.

"I hope we don't have to do a song" Delta says.

"Can you idiots take anything seriously?" Emila asked.

"Never" Emma says, giggling.

"Great, another Heko" Nathan joked about, since Heko always takes things seriously

To Emila's surprise, her spell didn't affect Jay & his group

"Yeah, sorry, forgot to mention that the Ice palace doesn't like it when we wear something other then our armors, so nothing works, we tried once when we went to Moana's world, and when we went to Rapunzel's world, it always changed us back to this" Jay explained it to her

Emila shrugged. "whatever"

"I'm gonna explore this event maybe there's food" Delta says not knowing what was really going on.

Savannah and Bill head to ask what was really going on.

" Oh Fa Mulan is going to meet the matchmaker and see her future husband…unless she screws up and brings dishonor" a random guy says.

Savannah smirks. " Matchmaker, Maybe I could help her out"

"Ugh, it's Queen Hope all over again" Nathan said, annoyed, he hates arrange marriages

"Queen Hope?" Jason asked.

"She's a scary lady who was determined to make Jay and my life's miserable after we escaped the first time, after Jay unintentionally hit her with Fairy Godmother's spell, she was so close to chopping Heko's head off. She's dead now" Nathan said to Jason

" Huh she seems weak" Melony says. "You guys have been though a lot I guess" Melony shrugged.

"Nothing compared to us" Alem tuber bragged.

"No, she had gold loads of guards, who are very fast, and very strong to us, Minecraft human beings, Hope wasn't even a Minecraft human being, and she follows the Minecraft human being laws very seriously" Jay said to them

" You got anymore enemies?" Alex asked.

"There's Yokai A.K.A. Professor Callaghan, Nathan Prescott, Victoria Chase, Lord Farquaad, Mama Tattletail, well she's MY enemy, Dr. Robotnik—" Jay listed before getting interrupted

"He goes by Dr. Eggman now" Nathan said to him

"Sid Phillips, King Candy A.K.A. Turbo, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Penny's agent, Doris, Prince Hans, Harry and Marv, Mojo JoJo, Mother Gothiel, and as of this moment on, Larry or should I say, Lorenzo" Jay finished his list

"Of course Dr. Robobuttnik" Delta teased.

"You guys fought a koopa named Bowser?" Bill asked.

"We actually did meet him when we met Ralph and Vanellope" Nathan said to him

"Or a certain Egg" Delta joked "I haven't seen Puss in the Boots in a while" Delta says

Heko growled angrily at the mentioned of Puss' name

"Puss In Boots was Heko's friend once, let's just say that after Humpty Dumpty died, he was framed and became a wanted fugitive In Far Far Away, when we arrive, we cleared his name after Hope and Fairy Godmother died." Jay said to them

"Mojo Jojo! We fought him before" Angry Luigi says

"He used you guys too" Marion asked him

"Yep but us and the girls kicked his butt" Alem tuber says.

"We beat him too" Jay said to him

"I wasn't there for that.. I remember when I met Angry Luigi and then helped Snow White.. I gotta go help Mulan see ya!" Savannah says.

Jay and his group wave at her, as she rushes to Mulan.

Savannah rushes to find Mulan to try and give her a makeover.

Meanwhile Mulan was getting ready with the help of some ladies.

Savannah came " Allow me to help!" Savannah says and starts spinning Mulan around.

"Woah!" She says as she looked pretty fancy.

"Um, Thanks" Mulan says.

Outside.

Emila was reading as she noticed the others splitting up to do their own things.

"What is this ice palace?" Emila asked herself and glared at Jay and his friends "Something's off about them"

Meanwhile

Savannah followed Mulan to another place for makeup designs as Mulan saw two men playing checkers.

One man made his move as another seemed stumped.. so Mulan helped him win but li pulled Mulan.

"Such a nice mom" Bill deadpanned.

"We couldn't find food because we have no money… We are screwed and I hate Fish" Angry Luigi says

Later they pass by a boy and a girl playing with swords as Savannah and Mulan took the swords.

Soon with Savannah's help Mulan looked really pretty.

"You're ready" Savannah says.

"Thank you" Li says.

" No problem" Savannah says

"Not yet. An apple for serenity. A pendant for a cricket for luck" Her grandma says putting a apple in Mulan's mouth and the cricket in the back of her gown.

"Now your ready" Savannah says

Meanwhile

"Okay look somethings' up with Jay and the others I mean they won't go undercover I think they're working for Asyuard" Emila says.

"Or the coachman" delta jokes as Emila glared.

"Okay Let's fight em and see what happens next!" Melony says.

Alem tuber nods as the cosmic buddies got ready.

They sneak up on Jay and his friends as Emila took out her wand. Alex took out his swords as Jack had pie guns ready.

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Alex charged for Nathan with his swords.

Jack shot a pie at Heko.

Nathan puts his hands up and pushed and SPLASH! Water came out of his hands, through his gloves.

Heko dodges the pies and stomps his foot and BOOM! A bunch of fires came out of it.

“HA!” Heko said, before glaring aggressively at Jay who winces, “Trustworthy, huh?”

“I told you before, Heko. I never learn from my mistakes!” Jay said to Heko

“Wait hold it” Angry Luigi says as Jack barely dodged the flames and Alex dodged.

Emila sighed and teleports and kicks Jay from behind

“Ow!” Jay winces in pain.

Alem tuber shot a energy blast at Heko

Heko teleports and uses his enchanted iron sword at Alem tuber, which sends fire blast on him.

“And you wonder why I have trust issues” Heko said to Jay, as he gets up and brings his sword out.

Alem tuber dodged the flames and rushed to punch Heko

Marion run super fast similar to Sonic's speed and gets Heko out of the way

“Hm” Alem tuber says.

Emila shoots a bunch of spells. At them

Suddenly a magic force field appeared protecting Jay and his group.

“Whoa” Marion said in awe.

Nathan brought his camera out, “Say cheese guys” and Nathan, Jay and Tori did a quick smile as Nathan did a quick selfie

“Seriously?” Heko said to them in dismay

“Some heroes” Emila scoffed “Not like we can trust them.” 

“We shouldn’t be fighting, this is a bad idea” Bill says.

“Why can't you just grow up for once, Jay, why can't you be mature for once” Heko said to Jay

“Am I you, Heko? Am I rotting in the streets as an orphan, am I starving myself to death just to get bread? Am I a wanted criminal?” Jay asked Heko

“No, but I became this way for a reason” Heko said to him

“Growing up is boring” Emma says.

“Yeah, party pooper!” Jack tells Heko

“I was like you once, Jay! Also I didn't starve to death, talk about someone who is literally the same weight as Hiro Hamada, you're so skinny, I can't tell if you're family actually feeds you or not” Heko argue to Jay

“They do feed me, I just don’t eat it unless I feel like it, also sometimes eating makes me anxious, I have Anxiety disorder remember” Jay said to Heko

“Right, of course I know I'm the one who convinced Baymax to not tell your family or Matthew about you're disorder. And I'm the one who gives you the pills you need” Heko said to Jay

Melony smirked spitting exploding seeds at Jay and his group.

The shield teleported Jay & his friends to safety.

Delta speeds off and got chicken.

“Really?” Emila asked and sighed annoyed.

“What I was hungry” Delta Says and eats It in 5 seconds

Jay & his group were teleported to where the Fa family were waiting for Mulan to finish.

The shield was gone.

“Whew, we're safe” Jay said to himself, before seeing the cosmic buddies catching up.

Jay chuckles nervously as Heko glares at him.

Meanwhile

Savannah spies on Mulan who was with the matchmaker.

She secretly gave Mulan a thumbs Up.

Later she hears crashes.

“I think it’s going well” Granny Fa says as suddenly the matchmaker ran out her butt on fire.

“Oh my gosh someone get some water!” Savannah says as the cosmic buddies look at Nathan.

“Why Is everyone looking at me like that?” Nathan asked Jay

“Because you're water” Heko said to him

“Oh, right” Nathan said, as he used his enchanted diamond sword to send a splash of water at the matchmaker.

“Thank you child.” The Matchmaker says as Mulan walked out looking down.

“So did it go well?” Savannah asked

“She’s a disgrace she'll never bring her family honor” The Matchmaker says as Melony wanted to attack the Matchmaker but Chrissy holds her back.

Mulan looked down sadly.

The heroes felt bad for her.

“Hey it’s okay” Savannah says.

“It’s because she won’t grow up” Emila says.

“Emila” Savannah says.

“Now look, who's the party pooper” Heko said to Emila who glares at him.

“Look we’re sorry… No I’m sorry I came up with the idea to attack you guys I thought you were secretly evil” Emila says.

“What gave you that idea?” Jay asked her.

“My magic only works on those I see trust inside and when it didn’t work on you I assumed the worst” Emila says.

“All because she can’t loosen up now come on I think we should check on Mulan she’s really upset” Savannah says, looking worried.

They followed Mulan who was walking home.

“We should introduce ourselves” Bill says.

“Who’s there?” Mulan asked, turning and sighed just seeing the cosmic buddies and Jay’s group.

“I only really know Savannah” Mulan says “ Who are the rest of you?” She looks at Jay and his group, confused by the armour and the fact that delta was a cat girl and Melony and green skin.

“And why are some of you wearing armor and why is one of you green skinned and … I am so confused, are you demons?” Mulan asked.

“No, we're not demons, but my group and I are called Minecraft human beings, my name is Jay. Jay Moxwell, this is Nathan Scotville, Heko Jameson, Toriel Waialiki, surprise she kept Moana's surname, and this is Marion” Jay said to her

“And we’re the cosmic buddies that’s Bill, Reily, Brandy or Angry Luigi his nickname then there’s Alem tuber then Emma then Alex then Chrissy then Melony, Delta and Also Jason and Emila” Savannah says.

Mulan smiled.

“Well.. it’s nice to meet all of you” Mulan says then frowns. “I really screwed up.” 

“Don’t worry, maybe next time you’ll get it” Savannah says.

“As long as you don’t bring a cricket” Emila states. “Oh and can you guys stop eating?” 

Delta and Emma put the chicken aside.

“Wait where are we going to stay?” Angry Luigi asked.

“I’ll plan ahead donkeys” Alem tuber says calling his allies donkeys.

“We normally stayed with whoever our adventure locations are at. When I met Chicken Little, I stayed at his place, for at least a few months” Jay said to them

“A few months?!” Nathan, Heko, Tori, Melony, Bill, Jason and Marion all gasps in shocked.

“Heck no I would never sleep in the same bed as my clone twin not again” Alem tuber says and punched Angry Luigi in the arm as Emila rolls her eyes.

“That was mostly because I didn't want to go home, I was grounded that day, it was also my very first adventure I had when I first found the ice palace” Jay said to them

“Our first adventure was helping Annie” Angry Luigi says.

“it’s how I met him for the first time” Alem tuber says as Angry Luigi smiles shyly.

“….. I’ll ask my parents if you guys can stay” Mulan says.

“I can tell we’re gonna be besties” Savannah says.

“So, Nathan's water, Heko's fire, what are you guys?” Bill asked Jay and his group

“Who cares” Melony asked “I can use some shut eye.”

“I can't say” Jay said to them.

“Good move, Jay” Heko said to him, patting his back.

“Let's change the subject” Marion said, as they changed gender again

“So what’s your deal with powers?” Nathan asked the cosmic buddies.

“Nah, why tell you when I can show you?” Alem tuber says with a smirk.

“No bro” Angry Luigi says shyly as Mulan’s mind was blown.

“Powers…. Ha ha your joking right….. you're not joking… What a day” Mulan muttered.

Soon she managed to get them some space.

Emila smirked and looks at the backyard and makes a spell to make a shed.

“Woah!” Mulan and her granny says.

“What did I say the cricket would bring good luck today” the Granny says.

“It reminds me of when we first met Shrek, remember when Shrek wouldn't allow us to sleep inside his swamp to, you instead magically make a shed appear?” Nathan asked Jay, as he nodded in agreement

Marion changed gender again

“Why do they do that?” Chrissy asked Jay

“Marion is Non-Binary, they have yet to decide if they want to be a boy or a girl yet, it's all up to Marion to decide which gender they will be” Jay said to her

Suddenly some drums was heard as the cosmic buddies got ready and they speed outside and saw some soldiers with Chi fu

“What the soldiers?” Savannah asked.

“Ok soldiers I was gonna get shut eye but I wouldn’t mind kicking your butts first” Melony says.

“Silence little girl” Chi fu tells Melony, who pouts.

Marion's gender appearance was a guy now.

“Citizens! I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City! The Huns have invaded China! By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army” Chi fu says.

“Huns… he he he sounds like buns!” Delta joked as she and Chrissy giggle a bit as Angry Luigi and Jack laugh too.

Emila groans and keeps quiet then realized she had studied a bit about them.

“Guys this is it... this is why we’re here Drell must have sent us to help defeat these guys” Emila whispered to the cosmic buddies holding up a book.

“Very well we will defeat these huns then go home” Jason says as Angry Luigi’s teeth chattered.

“Fight an army… no way” Angry Luigi says as he and Bill shook as Emma gulped.

Jay looks nervous, the man looked scary, he is scared that if he said something, he'll yell at him to be quiet too.

“You afraid of this old geezer he looks like he bathes in onions” Melony teases.

“He yelled at you earlier, Melon” Jay whispered to her.

“The Fa family” Chi fu says as Fa Zhou came.

“Father no!” Mulan says running up not wanting her father to fight.

“Mulan” He says.

“Sir, please, My father has already fought before” Mulan pleaded.

“Silence! You will do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.” Chi fu tells Fa Zhou

“Oh, sorry, Tori, you can't come cause you're a girl, ha ha—OW!” Heko jokes about it until Tori punches him in the arm hard

“I was only joking, you asshole!” Heko said to her, as Tori smirked at his pain.

Angry Luigi covers Emma’s ears as Emma was six and then Alem tuber punched Heko in the back of the head.

“OW! What was that for?!” Heko said to him

“No swearing around my sister” Alem tuber says.

“I didn't know that!” Heko said to him.

“Maybe you should try fighting.. Oh wait you can’t “ Melony says as soldiers point soldiers at her.

“Mulan.. You dishonor me” her father says.

Melony kicks one of the soldiers in the shin and walks off.

Later 

“I’m going to fight for my father’s place he can’t fight so… please watch after my father” Mulan pleaded.

“No way We’re in this together” Savannah says.

“Yeah we came here to defeat the huns” Chrissy says as the cosmic buddies put their hands in the middle and Look at Mulan and Jay’s Group

“Agree” Jay said to her.

“Let's kick some Huns’ A—” Heko said, before pausing realizing he's about to swear again, “Butts!” he quickly corrected himself

“We're going have to check our surroundings whenever we feel like swearing now” Jay whispers to his group.

“Yay!” Emma says as we cut to a montage of the heroes suiting up as Mulan took her father’s amour and cut her hair.

Angry Luigi twirls his hammer.

Alem tuber punches and kicks the air.

Delta took out two energy knifes and slashes the air.

Jay gets his enchanted golden sword ready, slicing the air and ice comes out of it, he stomps the floor and ice came out of it.

“Woah!” Emma says shaking cold.

“AH!” Jay yelped as Nathan showed up out of nowhere

“Watch it!” Jay shouted at Nathan who smiled sheepishly at him

“Sorry” Nathan said to Jay

“Why are you shooting ice in here?!” Heko shouted to Jay, melting his ice, making the whole room warm again.

“Emma, you stay here” Angry luigi says. “With me and Bill you guys have fun while us Cowards stay here” 

Alem tuber drags Angry Luigi and Bill past everyone.

“Idiots” Alem tuber says.

“This is gonna be a rough ride” Mulan says.

“Okay can I come?” Emma asked.

“It’s too dangerous” Savannah says. “I’ll stay here with you to keep you company” 

“Aw man, if only I had my plane” Bill says.

“It doesn't matter let’s go find this training camp or whatever the army uses you ready?” Jason asked.

“Yeah” Alex says as Alem tuber nods but Alex ran off ahead of everyone.

“Ha and Alex takes the lead” Alex says before looking up as Bill flew ahead using his jet pack.

“Ha ha catch up” Bill says as Angry Luigi speeds past Alex and giggled but sees Chrissy ahead.

“I’m totally winning” Chrissy says.

“Is anyone else ahead of me?” Angry Luigi asked, confused.

Marion ran up ahead, very fast, it's very clear that they drank a potion of swiftness.

Jay, Heko, Nathan and Tori had ropes tied around Marion's belly, they are holding the rope tightly.

Delta smirked as she speeds past them all bouncing on trees and leaped high and smirked as she curls into a ball and rolls down a tree and rushed off a ramp and smirked and speeds down into the night.

Alem tuber flew up and smirked “WOO-HOO” he cheered and flew as Angry Luigi leaps over him as Bill flew on his jetpack and caught Angry Luigi.

“Looks like the adventure is going to be hard” Chrissy says.

“Take this seriously” Emila tells Jay, Tori and Nathan

“I left my camera behind.” Nathan told his friends

“Do you have your phone in case we get separated?” Jay asked him.

“Of course, we all do” Nathan said as he brought out his flip phone, which got teleported to Emila’s hand. She teleported Jay’s phone to her hand.

“Technology is bad to rely on… you need to learn to survive without it” Emila says as Mulan was trying to catch up.

Jay was glowing, even though the moon was up.

“Oh, JK, I didn't forget my weapon” Nathan said to Jay, winking at him

Jay looked at him confused

“Look if you’re gonna grow up you need to know how to survive without those useless phones they’re holding you back” Emila says.

“Oh great she’s doing her hate phones rant” Alex says.

Jason sighed as Melony groaned.

“Heko is an expert on surviving the wild, we actually had to TEACH him about flip phones.” Jay said to Emila

“It's true, Tori doesn't have technology in her world either” Heko said to her.

“Tori and Heko are the only ones I respect out of your group” Emila says.

“Wait how are you girls gonna get in?” Jack asked.

“Marion glitches between genders so maybe if they hold it for a good hour or so, maybe if they stay as a guy form, then they'll get in” Jay explained it to Jack.

“I’m not dressing up as a boy you guys will have to survive without me” Emila says to them and leaves.

“I have my ways” Tori said to Jack.

Angry Luigi and Bill landed.

“It’s getting late we need wood for a fire” Bill says.

Delta smirks “I’ll get the wood” She says and speeds around chopping firewood.

“Do we have Flint N Steel?” Heko asked Jay

“Heko, you're fire, can't you light it up?” Jay asked him.

“No, we gotta do it the old fashioned way” Heko said to Jay

“Ugh!” Jay, Nathan, and Marion groaned in boredom.

“Didn't your hear Emila, she said you'll never grow up if you don't do it in the old fashion way.” Heko said to Jay.

“If only we had Emila” Bill says but used a gadget to make a fire lighter and lit a fire

“That works” Heko said to himself

“Thanks” Mulan says “So where do you all come from?” 

“It’s a long story” Alem tuber says.

“We come from a different world honestly similar to yours but more advanced” Angry Luigi says.

“Yes and we do have farms.. However their world is much different than ours” Jason says pointing at Jay and his group.

“We got technology, my parents actually don't let me use them much, we're only allow to use flip phones that's it” Jay said to them.

“Didn't you use a laptop to play Tattletail once?” Nathan asked Jay.

“I got caught playing it all night by Dad, he banned me from it after a whole day of him spanking me.” Jay said to Nathan who winces knowing what it's like to be in his situation.

“At least we ditched Emila all we gotta do now is ditch Heko then there will be no party poopers” Jack says to himself.

“And who needs Heko and Emila’s old fashion way when we got my tech” Bill says.

All of a suddenly the fire went out and Bill’s gadgets was out of batteries.

“Crud….” Bill says and looks at Heko “Don’t you say I told you so, don’t say it”

Heko simply got out his flint n steel and light it up.

“Why did you ask if we had it if you had it IN your own pocket the whole time?!” Jay asked Heko, who simply shrugged

“I forgot” Heko said to Jay

Jay did an anime drop.

“Ha!” Jack laughed.

“What's so funny?” Jay asked him, as his friends gets their beds set up.

“It’s like you're an anime character.”

“Oh” Jay said to him.

Angry Luigi decided to sleep.

“Goodnight, guys” Jay said, as he went to sleep.

“I'll keep watch” Heko said to his group.

“Can't you sleep for once Heko?” Nathan asked him.

“I haven't slept since I became a wanted fugitive, you never know if a guard is going to catch you while you're sleeping.” Heko said to Nathan

“That's a fair point, but you're not a criminal anymore Heko, you're not a wanted fugitive anymore. You're criminal records had all been erased by King Harold and Queen Lillian, remember” Nathan said to his matured friend.

“I know, but I'm scared. Like, really scared, what if Queen Hope's not really dead” Heko said to Nathan

“We saw her turned into a bubble and popped.” Nathan said to Heko.

Heko sighed, “Fine. I'll sleep” he finally said.

Nathan smiled as Heko lays on his bed.

“I got a idea I’ll make prank traps just in case” Jack says.

Nathan sleeps too.

“Hmph if you prank me I’ll break your arm” Alem tuber says.

Jack gulped.

Mulan sighed.

“You guys really are strange” She says.

Jay turns in his sleep.

“Hey we can swear since we left Emma at home… Hell yeah!” Alem tuber cheered.

“Oh brother” Angry Luigi groans still on the floor since they were camping.

Jason sighed. 

“Alem tuber is always annoying” Delta tells Tori.

“He's funny.” Tori said to her.

“Hey someone should find Emila” Angry Luigi says lowly.

Everyone looks at Heko

“We're all 10 years old BTW, also if you're wondering who taught us to swear, it was Jay. We just hear him swearing a lot that we decided to do it too” Tori said to them.

“I'll find her” Marion offered.

“Dang it, we were hoping to get rid of Heko” Jack groaned.

Marion went on ahead.

“I wonder why Jay never brought up Marion to Emila?” Tori whispered to herself as she watches Heko sleeping for the first time.

Marion was deep in the woods, “Emila?!” They called out for Emila

There was a small house with a bad smell, Marion found it

Emila was mixing a potion

Suddenly there was a knock in the door.

Emila opens it

“I found you!” Marion exclaims in excitement

Emila looked annoyed

“The cosmic bros or what is it you called them are looking for you” Marion said to her.

“Fine“ Emila says grabbing her and teleported to see everyone sleeping 

Emila decided to sleep too

Marion and Tori sleep as well.

End of chapter 2.

Chapter Text

Meanwhile Granny looks for Mulan

“Um, Savannah, Emma have you girls seen, Mulan?” She asked. 

“She um left to fight for her father’s place” Savannah said sheepishly.

The granny ran out to call for some spirits as Savannah and Emma look at each other and blink.

“I’m hungry” Emma says.

Meanwhile 

The Huns army rode horses when they stop and look around when they discover two of the emperors men

“ We found them spies” one man says.

“Good… Tell the emperor to bring his best” Huns says

The next day Jack put Emila and Heko in a box and shoved them down a river then went to the others

“Done and done” Jack says and walks up to the others “Rise and shine!” He says as Angry Luigi was already awake just looking around

Mulan yawns. As Alem groans “ who woke me up early?” He asked

Jack points at Angry Luigi.

Alem tuber glared at him

Meanwhile Emila was still sleeping

“Ugh, what the—?!” Heko said, as he realized he was in a box, “That's what I get for sleeping!” Heko said to himself

Emila groaned and accidentally kicked Heko.

“Ow!” He groaned in pain.

“Sorry“ Emila says grabbing him and used a spell to lift the box out of the river then kicks it open as whipped cream covers them.

She hissed.

Meanwhile Angry Luigi yelps as Alem tuber chases him around the forest. 

“How dare you wake me up!” Alem tuber says.

“It wasn't me!” Angry Luigi says as Alem tuber keeps chasing him.

Tori, Jay and Marion woke up, “Why is Alem tuber chasing Angry Luigi?” Tori asked Bill.

“This happens a lot” Bill says before a portal opens and Emila and Heko came out.

Heko smacks Nathan awake, “Ow!” He groaned in pain, hissed in more pain when Heko gripped his hands on Nathan's shoulders.

“That's the last time, I'm giving in to your puppy dog eyes.” Heko said to Nathan.

“ What's going on?” Mulan asked waking up.

Angry Luigi climbs up the tree as Alem tuber shot a blast At the Tree causing it to explode as Angry Luigi was sent up As alem tuber leaps and punches him down causing a huge dust cloud.

Jack snickered when the traps set off As poison ivy hits Emila, Angry Luigi,  Alem tuber and Melony and Heko. A pie hits Nathan in the face and Angry Luigi was sent to a lake.

Nathan gets pie out of his face, “What flavor is this?” Nathan asked Heko.

“It's Rubbard” Jack says laughing “ mixed with black liciourish!”

“Oh, good, I'm allergic to grape flavor stuff, including grape itself” Nathan said to Jack

“It's true, he gets a lot of bumps on his face when he gets it on him.” Heko said to him, as he scratch his head. Jay put a cure on Heko's head.

“If i wasn't busy itching I would have broken you Jack!” Alem tuber says as Delta speeds off then got food.

“Don't ask “ Delta says and snickered “ I once fought godzilla“ 

“No breakfast unless we train” Emila says.

“Agree” Heko agreed with Emila

“Okay” Jay said, excitedly jumping up and down (again, he's 10 years old, a kid)

“Oh heck, nah I need to eat” Delta says.

“What training if it's sparring I can do it” Melony says with a smirk.

“I spare with Jay every week, I trained with him hard” Heko said to Melony.

“who's sparring with who today?” Jason asked

“I want to spare with N—” Jay said before getting interrupted

“Jay’s with me, Nathan's got Marion, And Tori you can spare with Jack” Heko said to his group.

“Aw!” Jay said to himself, “I wanted Nathan” he grumbled to himself

“You goof off with Nathan more than with Tori or Marion” Heko said to him.

Jack used a extending punching glove punching Tori.

“I win!” Jack says as Alem tuber punched Jack into a tree as Mulan winces.

“You need more training” Heko said to Tori

“He was too fast for me” Tori said to him.

Alem tuber sighed. Before leaping as Delta tries punching Alem tuber who dodged.

Jason leaped and used a karate kick on Angry Luigi knocking him down.

Melony groaned watching Chrissy and Emila spar.

“Someone fight me” Melony says.

Tori leap up and stabbed her sword on the ground, causing a huge earth quake.

The cosmic buddies barely dodged except Angry Luigi who was sent flying into a wall as Bill fell over.

“Earth Quake!” Heko shouted as he rushes over to Tori.

“Sorry!” Tori quickly apologize to Heko.

Angry Luigi groaned trying to get up

“Try slicing the air next time, Tori” Heko told his friend, calmly.

“What if I hurt someone with my rock?” Tori asked him

“ Then your awesome” Melony tells Tori.

Tori gave her a small smile.

“Yeah you gotta fight dirty sometimes” Jack says and pies her with a posion ivy pie.

Tori gets the pie off her face, and scratches her face. Jay puts cure on her face. He glows brighter when doing that.

Alem tuber dodged a few attacks and punched Delta who teleports and punches him across the face.

“Woah they’re good anyway, we should work on pretending to be guys” Mulan says

“Agree” Tori said, putting her hair up in a man bunch, removing her makeup on her face so she looks like a dude instead of a girl.

“Sure” Chrissy says.

“So how about this excuse me where do I sign in? I've got a cool sword” Mulan says, fumbling her sword.

“Weak, you gotta put more gruff into it” Melony says “ Boys love getting dirty like this” She spits saliva in her hand and shakes Tori’s hand.

“Jay, Heko, Nathan and Marion when they're in guy form never do stuff like this to me” Tori said to her.

“You’re world is different than ours and trust me it will work and if it doesn’t then punch one of them in the face” Melony says.

“No, I mean that Jay, Nathan and Marion are always nice towards me never gruff towards me.” Tori said to her, “Heko, Yes, but the others no” She said to her.

Angry Luigi finally got up.

“This may be scary” Angry Luigi says.

“We’ve fought worse donkey” Alem tuber says.

“We’re gonna need a miracle” Mulan says.

“DID SOMEONE SAY MIRACLE? Let me hear you say ‘yeah!’” A voice boomed as Angry Luigi screamed.

“THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!” A voice said.

“Holy shit!” Heko screamed at it, Tori snickered at him.

“Not so tough now, aren't you?” Tori teases Heko.

“Is Donkey here?” Jay asked himself, he could've sworn he heard Donkey's voice somewhere.

“Sweet mother of mayhem!” Angry Luigi screamed and hid behind Alem tuber

“Get ready, Mulan, your salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade!” a dragon says then he looks down and looks at Cricket. “You gonna stay you gotta work”  he says as cricket nods. “So heed my world, cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death!” the dragon says as all they could see a silhouette.

Angry Luigi and Bill shook seeing the shadow of a dragon.

“Relax, it’s pretty small” Melony says, being able to feel vibrations.

“Who are you?” Mulan asked

“Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu.” He says and walks out.

Jay blinked a few times before smiling at him.

“Aw a tiny dragon” Alex says as Jason blinks.

“Disappointing” Alem tuber says.

“We don’t have time to waste” Jason says as Khan the horse stomps on him as the others wince.

“Khan stop!” Savannah says as she and Emma run out.

Savannah helps Mushu up.

“We met him back at the house. It's a long story but the spirits made him go to get you back” Emma says to Mulan.

“Wait, you guys were there the whole time?” Heko said, as he realized that he swore in front of Emma.

“Yeah” Savannah said to them, “Why?” She asked him.

Heko's whole face went pale, as he realized he did a no-no thing.

“Look, I can't go back” Mulan says.

“You two should head back we got this Huns are no match for me honestly” Alem tuber says punching a tree down.

“Look, we need to go Now!” Emila says annoyed.

“Who made her in charge I’m pretty sure I’m in charge” Alem tuber says.

“We don’t do, leaders remember?” Savannah asked.

“Why does Mushu sound like Donkey?” Delta asked.

“I just said that!” Jay said to her.

“I swore in front of Emma” Heko muttered to himself, he felt embarrassed about it.

“I'm sure Alem tuber doesn't know it, as long as Emma doesn't swear, then we're good” Jay whispered to Heko.

“Okay let’s go” Emma giggled.

Angry Luigi walks up ahead.

“Marion you got Ninja skills, you can use them to your advantage” Tori said to Marion.

“I-i guess so” Marion said, nervously

“Huh, what do you mean advantage?” Savannah asked

“Before we met Marion, they always found a way to get to wherever Jay is at, whenever Jay is in a pickle of danger, Marion came to the rescue, but before we could get a chance to talk to them, they were gone, like a ninja” Tori said to Savannah

“I wouldn't call it a ninja.” Marion said to Tori.

“Okay… let's do this” Mulan says.

“Race ya!” Delta says rushing off at super speeds.

Angry Luigi was sent spinning as Savannah caught him.

“Good luck, I'll take Emma back” Savannah says.

“Look If anyone wants to back out now's a good time “ Jason says.

“We're still in this, all of my group is” Jay said to Jason.

Heko, Tori, Nathan and Marion all agree with Jay.

“Okay I'll stay” Angry Luigi said.

“Now move it” Jason says as the cosmic buddies head off.

“I can still do this alone but whatever “ Alem Tuber said.

“Ninja, huh” Savannah says to herself, as she leaves with Emma.

They soon arrive at camp As they all looked like boys.

“Okay to blend in we got to start a fight” Melony says.

“No way” Angry Luigi says.

Mushu was controlling Mulan to walk like a man, making her look awkward.

“Okay now all the attention is on her” Bill thought.

Emila gagged when she saw men using chopsticks to pick their toes.

“That's disgusting “ Mulan says, cringing. 

“We don't even do that” Angry Luigi says.

“Why do i get the feeling this hope is coming here?” Delta asked herself

“This is not a place of camp, it's a penhouse of adult baby pigs” Emila says.

“Watch and learn” Melony says and grabs Mulan’s hand and made her punch Yao.

“Oh, Yao! You've made a friend!.” Chein Po says.

“You’re welcome” Melony whispered.

“ Good now slap him on the behind” Mushu advised.

“Don’t“ Bill says but got ignored as Mulan did so.

“Woo hoo ... I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.” Yao growled but thankfully Chein Po grabbed the short man.

“Thank gosh for him” Angry Luigi thought.

Delta speeds ahead and got some food.

“I can tell a fight is gonna break out“ Delta says eating.

“Ah, you ain't worth my time chicken boy” Yao says.

“3, 2, 1” Delta says breaking the 4th wall.

“Chicken boy?!” Mushu asked, peeking out beneath Her armor. “Say that to my face ya limp noodle!” he says, shaking his fist.

Yao tries to grab Mulan who ducks as he punches Ling 3 times before realizing it was him.

“Sorry, Ling” Yao says. And bends to grab Mulan but Ling accidentally kicks Yao on Chein Pao.

“Oof!” Bill and Jason Winces. 

Then the boys Fight as Mulan runs into a tent.

“Oh! There he goes!” Ling says.

“We should jump in” Melony says as they chase Mulan as Melony races after them with Jason.

Delta hides in bushes.

The trio ran out as Mulan, Melony and Jason peek out and fist bump. 

The trio bump into other soldiers.

“Um, hey, Guys” Mulan says as they all rush for her but Jason Grabs one and performs a judo throw.

“Don't you know ganging up on one person isn't fair” Jason says “also hate the Armor.”

“Okay… now we can jump in” Alex says as the cosmic buddies except Angry Luigi and Bill rush for the men.

Jay, Heko and Tori head to help out Mulan, while Nathan and Marion draw their swords out to fight the main trio.

“Mulan!” Jay said, looking for the disguised girl.

“Take that, one eye!” Nathan said, as he used his sword on Yao.

Yao was sent down as it was choas as all the soldiers dog pile on Mulan and Jason as Alem tuber punched one

Alex leaps in to the fight 

Meanwhile Chi Li and the captain was planning the attack when they hear the fight and ran outside 

“What is going on here?” He asked as Delta and Melony hid in bushes. 

“They started it” the soldiers says pointing at Mulan and Jay’s group

Angry Luigi stood by and shrugged.

“I don’t need anyone causing trouble at my camp” he says 

“Sorry won’t happen again “ Mulan says.

“Did we come up with fake names?” Chrissy whispered

“Heck no” Emila whispered back.

“That guy got water all over me” Yao said to the captain.

Emila glared at Nathan “Didn’t I tell you guys no powers?” She whispered.

“I didn't use any” Jay defended himself

“Mulan was in trouble, I had to do something!” Nathan whispered back to Emila.

“I doubt Heko trained you how to fight without powers, heck Emila’s useless without powers” Alex whispered.

“What’s so important that your whispering about?!” The captain asked as they froze as Alem tuber sighed. “Donkeys” He says

“What are your names?” the captain asked.

“Um..” Chrissy hums.

“I'm Jesse” Jay lied about his name.

Nathan, Heko, Tori and Marion gave him a “really?” Look.

“I panicked” Jay mumbled to himself

“What a dumbass” Alem tuber sighed to himself.

“Look I’m Alem bo that’s Angry Bo” Alem tuber says as Angry Luigi was so confused.

“I am Ho Jo” Jason lied.

“His name is Ping, I’m Em Mo” Emila says pointing at Mulan.

“Yeah” She says.

“I'm Nathan” Nathan said to the captain

“I'm Tony” Tori lied about her name.

“Where are your conspriction notices?” The Captain asked.

“Wait what are th-” Angry Luigi starts but Alem tuber punched him in the gut as he hunched over.

Emila took out a bunch of them she made in advance. She even made one for Jay’s group.

The captain reads them.

“Fa Zhou?” He read.

“I didn’t know he had sons” Chi Fi says sounding suspicious as he glared at the cosmic buddies thinking something was up.

“He doesn’t talk about us much” Mulan says.

“I can see why they’re lunatics,” Chi Fi says pointing at the cosmic buddies.

“Ultra Lunatics” Alex says as Jack snickered and high fived him as Emila’s eye twitched as Alem tuber looks away.

“Okay Gentlemen thanks to our new friends you’ll spend the whole night picking up every single grain of rice but tomorrow the real work begins” The Captain says.

The troops grumbled then glared at the cosmic buddies and Jay’s Group also Mulan.

“We’ve got to work on your people skills” Mushu says to Mulan.

The cosmic buddies try cleaning up which took some time without powers.

Later they got ready for bed.

“I miss Emma” Alem tuber says.

“Me too” Angry Luigi says.

Delta and Melony hide in bushes.

“I can totally blend In. But I hate Swimming and your a 12 year old so lets just stay in the shadows” Delta says.

“Until the war” Melony smirked.

Meanwhile

Mulan’s parents was worried as Emma was stuffing her face with noodles as Savannah giggled as Emma made a noodle mustache by mistake.

“Aw” Mulan’s granny says.

Meanwhile Chrissy tucks Jay and Nathan in.

“Remember no powers” Emila says “From here on out we go with our own strength… even If I'm useless without magic”

“We know” Chrissy says and reads Jay and Nathan a bedtime story.

“Once upon a time a prince was lonely; he hated an orphanage and his best friend was a little girl. But one day a different kid came in and well, he and his twin caused lots of chaos and freed us all from the orphanage the end” Chrissy says, smiling.

“Ha the twins was us” Alem Tuber said then punched Nathan “That's for getting us in trouble.”

“Pillow fight!” Alex says.

end of chapter 3.

Chapter Text

In the mind chamber Angry Luigi rushed around and stops.

“Okay what's the big deal?” Angry Luigi asked.

“These new kids… Do not trust them they seem weird be ready to kill if needed keep a low profile and do save me a body or 5” Insanity says.

“Fine” Angry Luigi says and woke up early.

He goes up and sees The other soldiers waking up.

Mulan was still sleeping.

Angry Luigi tries to wake his snoring brother up.

“Come on, come on!” Angry Luigi says.

Heko was already up since he stayed up all night.

“Heko, have you been up all night?” Tori asked him out of concern for her friend.

“No… maybe” Heko said to her.

“Why do you do this to yourself?” Tori asked him

“I woke up in a box yesterday, how do you think I feel after agreeing to go to bed?” Heko asked her.

“When on earth did you wake up to that?” Tori asked him.

“Nevermind, you won't understand. Nobody does” Heko said to her. Heko gets up and walks away from her.

“Heko….” Tori called out to her mature friend.

Angry Luigi tries pulling his brother but he kicked Angry Luigi down..

Later Mulan Groaned still sleeping when Mushu grabbed cricket and used him as an alarm clock, waking the others up.

Emila glared annoyed.

“Jeez you're still asleep? Jason and that Angry Luigi already left with Heko” Mushu says as he stuffs porridge In Mulan’s mouth.

“Porridge.. gross” Emila groaned.

“Oh no not porridge “ Bill says.

“Anything but porridge “ Jack says.

“Bears would kill for it” Chrissy says.

“Heko left?!” Jay exclaims at him.

“Yeah, he mentioned something about waking up in a box, I don't know what he's talking about.” Tori said to Jay.

“We should go” Mulan tells them.

Meanwhile Angry Luigi, Jason and Heko was already with the boys.

Jason was punching the air as Yao glared at him.

Suddenly the others came

“What kept ya?” Jason asked.

“Looks like they slept in” Ling teased.

“I can't believe Heko convinced the ice palace to take our flip phones, my camera, and our enchanted swords back to our world. Now I'm stuck with this stupid iron sword, I hate iron weapons especially not enchanted ones” Nathan said to Jay.

Alex snickered. “Unlike you guys I don't use powers” Alex says

“How do you know he has our flip phones and your camera?” Jay asked Nathan, “He took them when we left Ping's place remember” Jay told him.

“Because he told me last night before we went to bed” Nathan said to Jay.

“Why?” Tori asked Heko

“Emila told me to” Heko whispered to her.

“And you listened to… Oh I get it now.. This may be tricky” Tori says

“We're screwed” Nathan says

“I hope you're hungry cause I got a Knuckle sandwich for ya!” Yao says grabbing Nathan.

“Hey let him go” Chrissy says.

“Soldiers!” The captain says as the group stood in straight lines as Yao Let go.

“You'll assemble swiftly and silently every morning “ the captain starts. “Anyone who does otherwise will answer to me” 

“Tough guy” Yao mocked.

“He's so dead” Angry Luigi thought

“I had a few adventures where I didn't use powers, I can take advantage of it” Jay whispered to himself, grinning to himself as well. Even though he and his group were like toddler size, like 4 or 3 years old size. They were unstoppable when together.

The captain took out a arrow and aimed it at Yao then aims up and shot it at a massive pole.

“Thank you for volunteering fetch the arrow” the captain says.

“I bet there's a catch” Chrissy says.

“There's always something” Marion whispered to themselves. They were in guy form.

“I'll get that arrow pretty boy with my shirt on” Yao says.

“Sure you will” Emila says.

“One moment “ the captain Li Shang says, walking up as Chi-Fu handed him golden disks.

The captain put them around Yao's wrists.

“Cool” Jay said to that.

Jason elbows him trying to shut him up.

“Ow.” Jay mumbled to himself

“This represents discipline and this represents strength you'll need both to get the arrow” Shang says.

Yao looked a bit shy but tried only to slip.

“Okay loser move aside I got this” Alem Tuber said.  

He got ready and starts climbing but fell halfway

Every boy tried it but had the same results, Jay and his group were too small for the disks so they couldn't try to get the arrow.

Mulan tried but fell on her butt.

“We've got a long way to go” Shang says.

One of the men tossed staffs to the soldiers.

Mulan was about to catch hers But Yao snatched it.

“Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns“ Shang says. (let's get down to business began)

Jay and his group were hard to see due to their size. But you could see their staffs.

“HA!” the troops called back

Ling grinned wickedly putting a Beetle in Mulan’s shirt making her hit everyone except Jason, Alem tuber and Chrissy with the staff

“Ow!” Jay groaned in pain

“Stop pushing!” Heko scolded Jay

“He's not pushing, Ping is pushing!” Tori defended Jay.

Emila glares at Ling.

“Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?” Shang sang

“You're the saddest bunch I've ever met but I bet before we're through Mister I'll make a man out of you” he tells Mulan.

In the next training course a man tossed 3 apples and hit 3 targets With arrows.

Angry Luigi tried but failed at arrows.

Alem tuber tried but failed as he Punches Angry Luigi in anger.

Alex got it all.

In the next training course Shang held two buckets over his head using a pole to balance it as his men tossed pebbles as Shang hits them back.

Mulan tries but got knocked down by the pebbles.

“Okay, Nathan you go” Alem Tuber said annoyed.

“Why do I have to? Pick Jay, he's shorter than me” Nathan said to him.

“Because you're the reason why we got in trouble yesterday” Heko said to Nathan

Nathan groans in annoyance, gets the bucket over his head anyways.

The men and even Alem tuber and Jack tossed pebbles at Nathan as Alem tuber tossed pebbles super fast.

Then Alem tuber was next and knocks the pebbles aside.

“Okay, I'm next” Jay said, excitedly

When he got up Emila tossed a stone right in his nether regions knocking him into the water.

“I wasn't ready” Jay said as he gets up.

“Left yourself open” Emila says.

“What does that mean?” Jay asked her.

“You're soft I'm not sure why you kids go on adventures“ Emila teased secretly wanting to see them grow stronger.

“We don’t go on our own, we get sent there by the ice palace. Sometimes we have adventures at home, with or without our fancy armors on” Jay said to her.

“There was one time that Jay accidentally went on an adventure during his first heartbreak.” Heko said to her.

Later they had to dodge flaming arrows as Alem tuber dodged with great reflexes And did a mid air pose.

Angry Luigi barely avoided getting hit as Mulan yelps avoiding one.

Later Shang practiced martial arts, hitting Mulan hard.

Jason leaped and tries punching Shang who dodged and tries kicking Jason who dodged and went toe to toe with him.

He then fights Angry Luigi and leaped kicking him hard knocking him down then punched Emila hard as she fell down

Alex tries kicking him but he dodged and tries punching Alex who dodged a few times but Shang kicked him aside.

Shang then fought Jay and his group, Jay tried to punch him but he was too fast for any of them due to their size.

Soon they had fireworks practice As Angry Luigi tries lighting one up but it blew up in his face literally.

Jay lights his with his flint n steel and it went off perfectly.

“Awesome!” Jay said, excitedly jumping up and down.

“Show off” Angry Luigi says to him.

Alem tuber tries but it went too high. Bill did it really well

Heko, Tori, Marion and Nathan tries it, some were like Jay’s, some were like Angry Luigi's result.

Jack laughed.

The next morning at the crack of dawn they had to run up a mountain carrying bags of grain attached to poles on their backs.

Alem tuber growls and rushes ahead of the men.

Angry Luigi and Bill struggle as Emila fell over panted as Mulan was having trouble 

Shang walked over to Mulan looking disappointed.

That night Mulan took the medals and tried and tried and at daybreak she made it to the top and tossed the arrow down as the captain smirked, impressed.

The montage had Mulan catching fish then it shows Angry Luigi and Mulan doing better against Shang 

The heroes smirk and panted as Alem tuber smirked.

“Well done indeed” He says fist bumping Angry Luigi.

That night the heroes went to take a shower

“This is a bad idea!” Mushu tells the girls

“Oh relax” Chrissy says as Emila didn’t want any boys to see her naked.

Jay and his group were the only ones not bathing with them.

“Why aren't you in the bath with us?” Chrissy asked them.

“I don't like people seeing me naked” Heko said to her

“I was never allowed to bathe like at all in Motunui” Tori said to her

“I think Nathan mentioned something about training more, I don't know” Jay said to her about Nathan

“And you?” Angry Luigi asked Jay.

“My dad usually bathes me” Jay said to him.

Heko groans in annoyance, “his parents treats him like a baby” He muttered to himself, Jay glares at him

“They do not!” Jay argues to him.

“Ha” Alem Tuber teased.

Mulan sighed and got in as Angry Luigi leaves shyly covering himself as Emila did the same

Suddenly Ling jumped in next to Mulan as she went back a bit but Chrissy kicked him out without revealing herself. Heko quickly covers Jay’s eyes.

Angry Luigi sees this and took out a slow flower to slow down time as he leaps and took Ling and covered his eyes and carried the boys to the other side of the water.

He then leaped away.

Time restored back as Mulan rubbed her eyes and blinked.

“I'm glad Nathan isn't here to see that” Heko said to himself

Meanwhile in the tent

“You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They wouldn't last a minute against the Huns!” Chi-Fu says as Melony and Delta was eavesdropping from the bushes.

“They completed their training” Shang says

“Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle.” Chi-Fi says

“Oh no he’s ruining the plan… You two I’ll need your help” Mushu says.

Melony smirked. Before Chi fu leaves.

She rolled her eyes and stuckout her tongue.

“Be careful, Captain. The general may be your father, but I am the Emperor's Council. And, oh, by the way, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.” Chi-fi says.

As he walks Melony follows him dressed like a girl

“Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch! ... Or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!” Mulan says to Shang who smiled.

“Someone’s got a crush” Delta thought spying from the bushes. As she shrunk and follows Mushu and cricket.

Melony used her root powers to trip him into the pool as he yelped.

She hid in the bushes as he got out.

“Who did this?!” he asked looking around as Melony kicked him in the butt from behind as he fell as she hid again.

Meanwhile Mushu and Delta reads the note that cricket created

“Okay, lemme see what you've got.“ Mushu starts to read “ From General Li. 'Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot of you'd come and back us up.' Hmm. That's great, except that you forgot, 'and since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some!' Hello! This is the army! Make it sound a little urgent, please. You know what I'm talking about?” 

Cricket does it again.

“Better” Delta says.

Meanwhile the other men splashed on Chi Fi who screamed.

Melony snickered.

Delta speeds over to Jay’s group when no one was looking.

“Get ready tomorrow we’re gonna find the Huns!” Delta says with a smirk and speeds off blowing wind and water.

“Oh and Heko get some sleep” Alem Tuber said, punching Heko to knock him out. Heko was knocked out cold by one punch.

End of chapter 4.

Chapter Text

The next morning, Jay woke up feeling his head hurting, he held his heart and it was thumping very fast like Sonic speed fast.

Angry Luigi was already awake as Jason tries punching him but Angry Luigi dodges a few times.

"Okay you guys wake up it's go time" Mulan says

Heko woke up with a massive headache, "Ow, my head hurts" he groaned in pain.

"How'd you sleep?" Chrissy asked.

"There's a difference between sleeping and knocking people out cold" Heko said to her.

Nathan came by, he had bags underneath his eyes. He was up all night training.

"Are we going or what?!" Nathan snaps at them due to exhaustion. Nathan is usually polite when he's not tired.

"Woah" the cosmic buddies says stunned before heading out.

"We forgot Nathan" Tori said to herself.

Jay was shaking really fast due to his anxiety attack. But no one seems to notice yet.

They head out walking through hills and forests.

"So, seriously who's your mentor ours is a old grumpy wizard " Alem Tuber asked walking.

"I don't think we actually have a mentor, we just learned how to control our powers on our own" Jay said to them, still having a anxiety attack.

"Dang lucky " Emila says.

"Piggyback attack!" Alem Tuber says jumping on Heko's back but due to his size they both fell together in pain.

"Did he forget that we're like 3 or 4 year old sized Minecraft human beings?" Marion asked themselves, loudly.

"Yep," Chrissy says.

They walk through A forest that looked destroyed.

"Check for survivors" Shang says as the men nod.

Chrissy looks around.

"This place looks familiar " she says, picking up Mulan's doll and hid It.

Jay was having a very hard time due to his anxiety attack. All he can see is all blurry to him.

"Are you okay?" Melony asked as she pulled him to the bushes.

Jay shook his head slowly.

"Get a grip" Melony says and pushed him out the bushes.

Shang arrived at the village and went on his knees seeing the dead soldiers.

Mulan felt bad for him knowing his father had fallen.

"We should make a makeshift grave" Bill says.

"You do that I'll go stop Huns " Alem tuber says punching his fists.

"Yeah" Alex says twirling his swords as Alem tuber walks off.

Angry Luigi looked a bit nervous as Bill thinks he wasn't good without his tech.

Jay was even slower then before. Finally Heko notices it rushes up to his friend.

"Are you alright?" Heko asked Jay in concern.

"Anxiety pills" Jay said, very weakly and slowly.

Heko took out 2 pills and Jay took them. BOOM, good as new!

"Thanks" Jay said to him, as he was fine now.

"Good, let's do this" Chrissy says.

Jay nodded, running off to help Alem tuber and Alex find the Huns.

Shang mounts his horse "We're the only hope for the emperor we've got to move out" he says

They soon arrive at the mountains.

"Where are they?" Alem tuber asked as suddenly a firework went off as everyone turned to Mulan.

Mulan glared at Mushu as Mushu glared at cricket.

"Leave Cri-Kee alone" Nathan said to Mushu

"Cri-Kee? You named him?" Heko asked him.

"Yeah" Nathan confirmed to Heko.

Heko facepalm himself

"You just had to give us away I had a plan" Bill says.

"You did?" Emila asked.

"I'm the brains of this team" Bill says as the Huns Army was coming.

"All right here I come!" Delta cheered speeding past the cosmic buddies.

"Well we can't let her go alone" Chrissy says as she follows as Shang was stunned seeing their speed.

Delta leaped and punches one then dodged a few of the army's strikes.

Delta took out a radio And plays music.

Some of the Hans Army shot arrows as Delta dodges them and leaps in Chrissy's arms ad she launched Delta at them but they actually dodged.

Delta and Chrissy tries to attack them but they were skilled.

Delta used her energy knifes blocking sword strikes.

Chrissy barely defects with her swords.

"Woah they're much more skilled!" Chrissy says.

Jay was surrounded by Huns soldiers, they laugh at him for his size.

"Hey, look at how tiny this shrimp is" One of the Huns soldiers says to his teammates as he grabs Jay by the back of his armor.

Jay tries to fight back but he was useless against them when he was being held by them.

"Okay can we use our powers?" Chrissy asks Delta.

"Not sure, hey Heko can we?" Delta asked barely fighting back.

"We got no choice. Hey, where's Jay?" Heko said to them before noticing Jay's absence.

Alem tuber flew down and smirked "Incoming!" He says punching the ground knocking the soldiers down and placed Jay down.

"Whee!" Jay said, giggling.

"Woah" Yao says.

Mulan gets an idea and ran up with the cannon.

Jay gets his enchanted golden sword out.

"Why did he get to keep his enchanted weapon?" Nathan whined about it.

"I didn't let him keep it, Jay where did you get that?" Heko said to them.

"It's a regular enchanted sword!" Jay said to him.

Angry Luigi leaped and stomps on a solider then stomps on another one then took out a fire flower and smirked as uses it.

Angry Luigi smiled as he emits a flame aura as his armor was white and orange and he became Fire Angry Luigi.

Fire Angry Luigi shot fireballs as the Huns army dodged and shot arrows.

Delta teleports around dodging them.

She punches one and kicks another. then she used super speed slashing a couple as they bled

Melony hides and shivered. she was cold

Shan Yu came with 100s of his army as they charge.

Delta and Alem tuber glared as they wanted the main threat.

"Oh no" Fire Angry Luigi says nervously.

Emila used magic to fire lots of snowballs.

Jason punched one and avoids a few sword swipes.

" Heko, maybe you and your friends can jump in?" Alex asked trying to fight some off.

"On it" Heko said, as he stomps on the ground very hard and loads of fire balls came out of it.

Nathan used his hands to splash water on them.

Tori did her earth quake stomps.

Marion went super sonic speed to attack the Huns army.

Jay used his enchanted golden sword on some enemies.

"Holy!" Fire Angry Luigi says as Mulan used the cannon to start a avalanche

The avalanche rains down on the Hun Army, burying in them. In fury, Shan Yu roars and hits Mulan in the side with his sword blade. She quickly runs away from the avalanche, pulling Shang with her. Khan runs toward them, and Mulan gets on and tries to give Shang a hand, but he loses his grip and is dragged into the snow

Delta sees this and grabs Chrissy and avoids it 

Emila sees Jay and his group and rushed to save them from the avalanche.

Mushu was riding down the snow in a shield looking for Mulan and the kids.

"Mulan, Mulan, Mulan?" He asked and picks up a Huns Head.

"Nobody cares about you" He says putting him back. He then pulled Cri-Kee.

"Man, you are one lucky bug" Mushu says.

Alem tuber burst out of the snow and landed.

"Victory is ours" Alem tuber says.

"Nothing happened when you hit that soldier, Jay" Heko said to him.

"I told you, this is a regular enchanted sword." Jay said to him.

"But how did you guys do it without you're powered enchanted swords?" Emila asked them.

"Our armors have powers, when we put these armors on the very first time, we get these powers. We even use our powers outside of our armors." Heko said to her.

Mulan came out with Shang as the army ran up.

"You did good kiddo" Yao tells Nathan.

"Thanks" Nathan said to him

"Let's celebrate!" Chrissy says.

Mulan winces as she was bleeding.

"Ping, you are the craziest man I ever met. And for that, I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust." Shang says.

"Hey what about us?" Alem tuber asked.

"You guys are on a whole different level" Shang says.

"Dang straight... oh Ping you stole the big boss from me not cool" Alem tuber says then looks at Angry Luigi.

"Not bad" Alem tuber says.

Mulan fell over as the doctors took her to a tent.

"She did good" Emila thought before Chi Fu came out glaring 

"Wait.... Oh crud" Delta says.

"Your women?!" He asked

"I can explain" Mulan says weakly.

"I knew there was something wrong with you! A woman! Treacherous snake!" Chi Fu says.

"Crap" Tori says.

"We did it to save Mulan's father who was ill" Jason says.

"Yeah" Chrissy says.

"Not all of us are girls" Jay said to him, right as he said that, Marion glitched to their girl form

"Great" Nathan said to himself, "You made it worse" He said to them.

"High Treason!" Chi Fu says as Melony was getting annoyed.

"I didn't mean for it to go this far!" Mulan says.

"Ultimate dishonor!" Chi Fu says as Melony rushes for him but slips on ice as she tripped into the cosmic buddies as they got caught in a massive snowball that was rushing down hills.

"Woah!" the cosmic buddies scream.

"Guys!" Mulan says. As Shang walks over to the horse pulling out Mulan's sword as Ling and Yao looks concerned.

"Woah, Woah, Woah!" Jay says as Tori froze realizing he could kill her.

Mulan shut her eyes but he tossed the sword in the snow.

"A life for a life my dept is repaid" He says " Move out"

"But!" Chi Fu says

"I said move out!" Shang says as the chinese army sadly leaves.

Mulan looks down, tearing up.

"I'm sorry I dragged you into this" Mulan tells Jay and his group

"It's alright, he was an asshole" Jay said to Mulan.

"Still though... I dishonored my family" Mulan sniffed.

"Anyone see where those cosmic whatever went?" Heko asked as Nathan shrugged.

"I don't know" Jay said, as he read his porn magazine, and drinking his sippie cup. Heko did a double take at that.

"Where the fuck did you get those?!" Heko asked him.

"Uh, home?" Jay asked, honestly

"How did you get home?!" Heko asked him again. This time, Jay stayed quiet.

"Hey C'mon. You wanted to save your father's life. Who knew you'd end up shaming him, disgracing your ancestors and losing all.. Most of your friends. Y'know, you just gotta ... just gotta learn to let these things go." Mushu says.

"Maybe I didn't go for my father. Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right. So that when I looked in the mirror, I'd see someone worthwhile. But I was wrong. I see nothing. " She says tossing the helmet aside as Mushu went to get it.

"Hey it just needs a little spit shine.... we're both frauds the ancestors didn't send me I went to try and prove myself plus that Savannah girl has a really big heart" Mushu cries then Cri-Kee crisps.

"Wait... you're not lucky? What is the horse, a sheep?" Mushu asked as Cri-Kee sobs.

"Okay, we're overreacting now" Tori says as Jay sobs

"We're all alone!" He sobbed

"I'll have to face my father sooner or later. Let's go home" Mulan says

"We're in this together" Heko says then spots The Hans Army started popping out like daises 

Mushu's jaw dropped.

Mulan froze as they head to the city.

"We have to stop them" Mulan says.

"Mulan you go ahead we gotta find our friends it would be dishonor if we left them" Heko says.

"Yeah they're our friends!" Marion says.

"We're gonna discuss this later" Heko said, very dangerous darkly low to Jay, he gulps nervously.

End of chapter 5.

Chapter Text

“Okay Tori, you and Nathan, go with Mulan we'll save The cosmic buddies“ Heko says 

“Meet us in the city!” Mulan tells them. 

Savannah and Emma arrive at the imperial city and walk around.

“Cool stuff!” Emma says.

“Can't wait to see our friends “ Savannah says as they explore the parade and went to get food.

Mulan came up to Shang. With Tori and Nathan “Look I'm sorry but The Huns are alive I saw them” she says.

“Liar!” Chi fu says.

Tori rolls her eyes at him. She had put her makeup back on, she also let her hair down.

Nathan yawned, he was very sleepy.

“How can I trust you when you lied?” Shang asked.

“Give her a chance and where are my friends?” Savannah asked.

“They… went into a snowball… I don’t think they made it” Shang says as Savannah and Emma laughed. “They've been though worse”  Emma laughed. Unaware the Huns were hiding.

Meanwhile Jay, Marion and Heko  look for the cosmic buddies by following the snowball trail and sees the cosmic buddies freezing.

“Heko use your flames!” Marion says to Heko.

Heko uses his hands and fire came out of them.

The cosmic buddies were all warmed now.

“Thanks… what happened?” Emila asked

“The Huns are alive they’re heading to the city” Jay says, holding his sippie cup and his porn magazine still.

“Let’s go and finish this” Alem tuber says

“Yeah” Melony says

The cosmic buddies speed off leaving Melony, Alex, Jack, Reily, Bill and Jason behind.

“Whoops” Angry Luigi says as Emila sighed.

Meanwhile

The Chinese army was heading to the palace.

Nathan was falling asleep on Khan.

“Sir the emperor is in danger!” Savannah says.

“Yeah and i want more chicken” Emma says

“Please you’ve got to believe us” Mulan says but no one would listen.

Before Shang could present the sword Shan Yu’s hawk came down as Savannah gasped as Emma screamed as her eyes bug out and pop like balloons

Tori glared

It flaps up to the roof, where a line of stone gargoyles are resting. One of the gargoyles moves and takes the sword. Huns jump out of the Chinese dragon. Two of them grab the Emperor and take him into the palace.

Savannah and Mulan glare.

Nathan forced himself to stay awake.

“Come on!” Yao says as the trio of men ran but the doors were shut.

Shan Yu laughed on the roof.

“We need to get inside” Savannah says and thinks.

“What would Heko do in this situation?” Tori asked herself.

“What would Angry Luigi and Alem tuber do… oh Alem tuber would punch the door down” Emma says.

Meanwhile

Bill was making  a makeshift plane out of random spare parts.

“Almost done!” Bill says.

“You said that 5 times” Melony says, groaning.

Meanwhile

Tori was giving Nathan a piggyback ride. Nathan had fallen asleep.

“I’ve got a plan” Mulan says as she and the Gang of 3 dress up really well.

Savannah gives a thumbs up.

They get ready as they walk near the guards giggling as a apple fell out of Emma’s skirt as the hawk was about to snitch but Mushu breathes fire at it.

“Now that's what I call Mongolian barbeque.” He says.

Tori puts Nathan with Khan.

“Stay safe, Nate” Tori said to her friend.

He responded by snoring lightly.

The guard hands the apple to Ling, but the Gang of Three all pull fruit out of their dresses and attack the guards.

Emma eats 3 apples and spits out acid apples at the guards as they dodged.

“WOAH!” Ling says.

Emma giggled. “Ain’t I a stinker” Emma says as the guards charge for them as Savannah and Emma gasp. “Tori!” they scream

Tori did an earthquake smash towards the guards.

They were sent back and groan before getting up and charging towards her.

“Where's Jay when you need him?!” Tori said, as she ran from them.

Meanwhile Chein Po and Savannah save the emperor from getting killed as Shang tries to fight Shan Yu but gets kicked to a pillar.

“Stay away from him” Mulan says as He glared when suddenly engines were heard as the others was coming though the plane.

The plane was starting to fall apart.

“Oh come on you piece of junk” Bill says.

“This stinks talk about low budget flights, no food or movies? We’re outta here!” Angry Luigi says as he, Melony, Alem tuber, Emila, Jason, Alex, delta and Chrissy leap off and dive towards Shan Yu and all crash on him he knocked them off.

Jay teleported to where Mulan is at, with Heko and Marion.

“You can teleport?” Mulan asked them.

“No. Jay can, for some reason” Heko said to her.

Chrissy hits her Ommitrix turning into Wildvine and shot roots at Shan Yu who slashes them.

He then tries cutting Jay and Mulan, but Jay dodges it. So did Mulan.

“Got any ideas?” Mulan asked.

The cosmic buddies look at each other cheeky.

“Go cosmic machine!” They chant as Angry Luigi took out a cape feather and turned into Cape Angry Luigi and flew up as Alem tuber unleashed a yellow aura turning super saiyan.

They flew to save Tori.

Alem tuber punched one guard as Cape Angry Luigi shot lighting at one.

Emma kicks the last one making him fall.

The duo flew to Shan Yu and tries punching him but he dodged as Mulan climbs for the roof dragging Jay and Marion with her.

“Ah!” Jay said, as he ran for his life.

“Hurry!” Mulan says.

“So you have no idea what to do?” Mushu asked as Mulan spots fireworks and remembered how she missed.

“I got one last trick, can you guys hold him off?” She asked.

“Sure” Melony says as she climbs on and smirked as he tries slashing her but she dodged and used roots on him as Wildvine turned into Cannonbolt and rolled into him knocking him down as she turned into ditto making clones and attacks him as he knocks them down then Jason and Heko both punch him as he kicks both Jason and Heko down.

“Ow!” Heko groaned in pain.

He smirked about to stab her but Delta kicks him and smirked but he grabbed her tail and tossed her aside as he slashed Alex's swords in half and kicks him

Mulan tries to angle a firework cannon.

“Come on, come on!” She says as Angry Luigi climbs up and sees her and Jay.

“Hi, Luigi” Jay greeted him.

“Gonna use 4th of July nice,” Angry Luigi says.

“Yay!” Jay said to them.

There were two mysterious Minecraft human beings near Nathan, they watched Jay from afar.

Alem tuber and Delta starts attacking Shan Yu as he was bloodied up as Alem tuber looked serious and elbows him as he spits blood.

Delta stabs his arm with a knife as Emila smirked and used magic chains to hold him.

Fire Angry Luigi and Jay help Mulan light it As they launch it and grab their friends and jump off as Fire Angry Luigi shot a fire ball to the cannon causing a explosion as there was a bunch of fireworks 

“Yay!” Little Emma says.

Mulan hugged the cosmic buddies and Jay’s Group.

“By the way, why do you have this, I've been meaning to ask you about it for awhile” Marion asked Jay about his porn magazine that he has with him.

“Don't judge me!” Jay said to them. Clearly embarrassed about it.

Everyone except Savannah laughed as Emma blinks confused

“Does you're parents know about this?” Savannah asked Jay.

“No! Of course not!” Jay quickly said to her. Still blushing mad in embarrassment.

The emperor walked up to them.

“You have honored your family“ he tells Mulan.

“I couldn't have done it without my new friends“ Mulan says, pointing at her new friends.

Jack pours whipped cream on Nathan's hand and tickles him, making him hit his Face with whipped cream.

“Ew, what is this?” Nathan asked him.

Jack laughed.

“Come on let's go home” Mulan says “but first” 

She kissed Shang as Savannah cheered as Emma covered her eyes.

Jay smiled at that.

“I hope I get to do that with Riley one day” Jay said to himself.

The cosmic buddies were confused on what Jay meant.

“I guess we should go home too “ Jason says.

“I can't wait to be reunited with my flip phone!” Jay said to them.

“I can't wait to be reunited with my camera” Nathan said, after he cleaned his face with his water.

“I can't wait to be with my enchanted sword” Tori said

“I can't wait to tease you about being a baby” Heko teases Jay, but got punched in the stomach, “OW! I was fucking joking, you son of a bitch!” He shrieked at Jay.

Jay only smirked at him in response.

Alem tuber kicked Heko to the wall.

“I deserve that” Heko mumbled to himself. He got out of the wall, and limbs over to the group again.

“Stop cussing around Emma” Jay teased Heko. He glared at him in response.

The cosmic buddies even Emila was actually sad to leave but knew it was the right thing to do.

“Let's at least get Mulan home” Bill says 

“Of course!” Savannah says. “Hey you found a perfect husband you didn't need that matchmaker”

“Hey your right” Mulan says..

“Wait what?” Ling asked as Emma sat on Chein Pao's head.

Later Mulan’s Father was at home when the heroes arrive with her as her mom came with a smile.

“Mulan!” she says as Shang came.

“Woah sign me up for the next war” Her granny says as The cosmic buddies even Emila laugh.

“ Look Mulan…we gotta go… but hey you're an honorary cosmic buddy “ Savannah says and hugs Mulan Tearing up.

Mulan looks at Jay and his friends and tears up a bit.

Jay hugs Mulan, tearing up too.

“I'm gonna miss you… also… how does these powers work? Seriously, how'd she turn into a plant?” Mulan asked.

“We honestly don't know, heck these armors came with the ice palace.” Jay admits it.

“What about your enchanted weapons?” Angry Luigi asked him.

“The weapon room came after my very first adventure, which was after Chicken Little. But I came to the ice palace again after my family moved to San Fransokyo.” Jay said to him.

Her granny fainted.

“It's a long story” Chrissy says a portal opens

“There’s our ride” Bill says as the cosmic buddies took one last look.

“Have you decided on a gender yet Marion?” Jay asked Marion.

They shook their head, “No, not yet” They said to their friend.

Mulan waves as the cosmic buddies leap into the portal, Jay & his group waves back to Mulan before hopping into the portal too.

They soon arrive in Sabrina’s house

“Hey guys” Sabrina says as Salem blinks and looks annoyed.

“Welcome back” Drell says

“We're home” Heko says to his group.

“This is Sabrina spell man my best friend “ Emila says.

Sabrina smiled

“Oh, hi” Jay greeted her, smiling at her.

“So, what now?” Melony asked.

“I guess this is goodbye for now?” Jay said to her.

The cosmic buddies look at Jay and his group 

“2 options one you leave or 2 we have a sleepover “ Savannah says

“Sleepover!” Immediately Jay & Nathan said, excitedly

Heko winces in pain, “Guys you just screamed in my ears, I'm right in the middle of you guys” he said to them

“Sorry” Jay and Nathan apologize in unison.

“I’m outta here later donkeys ” Alem tuber says he, Alex,Jack and Reily leaves 

“I got to go home too” Jason says as he heads off

Emila teleports away

“I guess she doesn't do goodbyes” Heko said to himself

Soon the sleepover began as they watched tv eating pizza

“Yummy pepperoni” Jay said before eating his slice.

“I never knew pizza can taste so good” Tori said, examing her pizza.

“How did you're nap go, Nate?” Heko teases Nathan.

“Fine, I guess” Nathan said to Heko.

“I love pineapple “ Emma says eating 4 at once

Nathan wondered who those mysterious Minecraft human beings were.

Suddenly there was a knock as the cosmic buddies got ready but it was just the power puff girls and Nimona

“Hi, girls” Jay said to them, waving at them.

“Who's that?” Nathan said, looking at Nimona.

“It's Nimona one of our friends, is Ruby coming?” Delta asked

“She’s sorta late same with Luca and Alberto” Nimona says

Savannah hugs the power puff girls

“Let me guess you had a adventure without us not cool” Buttercup says, annoyed

“How’d you guess?” Jay asked her.

“Cause you got that post battle look” Blossom says.

Delta snickered

“What does that look like?” Jay asked, causing Heko to facepalmed himself

“Stupid” Heko mumbled to himself.

They had a fun time

“We should totally head to sugar rush again Luke’s pretty much king of sugar rush “ Chrissy says

“What’s sugar rush?” Blossom asked

“A place Luke hangs out at” Bill says “He is one of the best racers”

“Who's Luke?” Jay asked them

“A kid who’s siblings with the louds trust me don’t mess with him “ Delta says.

“Yeah he has anger issues” Chrissy says

“Worst than Buttercup” Blossom teased

“We've been to Sugar Rush before” Jay said to them.

“We weren't there” Heko reminded Jay that he, Tori, and Marion weren't there for that one.

“Oh, yeah, whoops” Jay said to them.

“Anyways we’ll go some day in the future “ Savannah Says

The next day The cosmic buddies prepare to say goodbye to the Powerpuff girls, Jay & his Group.

“It was nice meeting you” Savannah says as Angry Luigi waves shyly

“Hopefully we’ll cross paths again!” Bill says

“Oh, we definitely will. Maybe next time we won't fight against each other.” Jay said to them.

“Ha ha ok get going ya nutty kids” delta laughed

The power puff girls flew off as The cosmic buddies wave

“Hey, Heko look a hot guy” Jay jokes to him

“Where?!” Heko asked, falling for it.

Jay laughs at him.

“When will you ever NOT fall for that?” Tori asked him.

Heko angrily chase after Jay, as he and his group leaves to their world.

“I'm gonna kill you!” Heko says to Jay, as he runs away laughing at him.

Suddenly Alem tuber chased Angry Luigi into the city as Delta holds a sign saying “the end”

The credits shows a image of the heroes and Mulan camping out

A/N Angry9guy: that was awesome hopefully this isn’t a one time team up. I'll let my new friend talk.

A/N RoyaltyUnicorn: This was the most exciting crossover ever. I hope we do this again soon! :D