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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: helooooooooo
Stranger: What
You: fym What??? It says say hi right there
Stranger: …
You: what r u up to
Stranger: nothing.
Stranger: clearly.
You: clearly avoiding saying hi
You: say hi pal!
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont call me pal
You: pal pal pal pal pal pal
Stranger: 😐
You: do you not like that palllllllllllllll
Stranger: super mature
Stranger: are you 13
You: 17 actually
You: oh shit i forgot m, 17
You: wbu
You: u sound like a 30 yo man btw LMAO
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: believe it or not
You: NO SHOTTTT
You: hw is eating me alive brah
You: I CANT do this anymore
Stranger: Same
You: u sound smart
You: wanna help me w apush
Stranger: ???
Stranger: the fuck is that?
You: ap us history
You: i have an outline for like three chapters 💔💔
You: took me like four hours n its so SHIT
Stranger: all that for only two chapters?
Stranger: lmao sounds like a you issue
Stranger: four WHOLE hours is bloody insane step up your game
You: .
You: holy shit
You: are you. British
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: So????
You: HAHAHAHAHAH
You: THATS RICH
You: BLOODY INSANE
Stranger: WHAT
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: EXPLAINS WHY UR SUCH A FUCKING PRICK
Stranger: and you’re american i'm assuming
You: yeah
You: did you PRESUME that mr tea n crumpets
Stranger: that joke doesn’t make any sense.
Stranger: and yeah i did because you’re a numbskulled arsehole
You: NUMBSKULLED ARSHOLE
You: NO WAYYYY LMAOOOOOO
You: IM CACKLING UR NOT REAL BRO
Stranger: you really are a dick
You: at least i had the decency to say hi LOL
Stranger: i dont owe you a hi its fucking OMEGLE
You: can brits not say hi or be nice
You: is that like a pipe issue or gene thing
Stranger: go die
You: wow 💔 over a hi💔
You: cmon chum say good day!
You: say ello mate!
Stranger has disconnected.