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  1. Insurance Policy by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    09 Oct 2025

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    After Peter Parker, gets saved from a few too many kidnappings by Deadpool, people who have unconventional interests in the mercenary catch on to the fact that the photographer makes pretty good bait.

    Some light life upending ensues.

    Basically I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that the 'Peter Parker getting kidnapped' trope would lead to The Daily Bugle having to give Peter hazard pay or it would make their insurance insane. And thus I am here to provide Absolute Crack, taken absolutely seriously.

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