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Group Chat: Todoroki Simp Squad 🥶💥⚡🧠💚]
Izuku: As the night turns into day, the world seems to shift...
It’s quiet, like the universe is holding its breath, waiting for something to happen—
Katsuki: For the love of—shut up, Izuku.
What are you, a poet now?
Shinsou: I think he’s auditioning for the role of “Overly Dramatic Narrator” in the school play.
Kaminari: Nah, give him credit, Shinso. He’s got the vibe of a guy who spends too much time journaling under moonlight.
Todoroki: Isn’t that normal? I journal under the moonlight sometimes. Helps me process things.
Katsuki: Of course you do, Icyhot. You probably write about conspiracy theories while you’re at it.
Todoroki: I only write down some conspiracy theories, Bakugou. Not all of them are worthy of my time.
But have you heard about how pigeons might actually be government drones?
Uraraka: Oh my god, here we go again.
Kaminari: Bro, I love this one! Like, the pigeons charge on power lines, right? That’s why they sit there so much.
Shinsou: You’re both idiots. Pigeons are just rats with wings.
Katsuki: Finally, something Eyebags and I agree on.
Izuku: Wait, wait! That doesn’t explain how pigeons navigate back to their nests so precisely! Could they really be drones?
If the government has the technology to mimic avian behavior, that implies a level of technological advancement we’ve yet to fully understand—
Katsuki: Izuku. Stop.
Before I drown you in a fountain.
Izuku: S-Sorry, Kacchan.
Uraraka: Why are we even talking about pigeons at—
What time is it?
Kaminari: 3 a.m., aka prime unhinged group chat time.
Todoroki: The night is when the truth comes out, Uraraka. That’s why it’s the best time to discuss conspiracies.
Uraraka: Bakugou, how do you deal with him?
Katsuki: I don’t. I just let him talk and imagine ways I could blow up his phone.
Todoroki: You wouldn’t actually blow up my phone, right?
Katsuki: Try me, Icyhot.
Todoroki: You’re very aggressive. It’s endearing.
Kaminari: Hold up—did Todoroki just flirt with Kacchan?
Shinsou: That’s not flirting. That’s a cry for help.
Todoroki: It’s definitely flirting. Bakugou brings out my softer side.
Katsuki: Your “softer side”? You’re about as soft as a brick wall, Icyhot.
Todoroki: You like my brick wall energy, though. Admit it.
Katsuki: Tch. You wish.
Izuku: Wait, Kacchan, are you actually flirting back?
Katsuki: No, Izuku, I’m just humoring him.
Now shut up before I start flirting with you instead.
Izuku: W-WHAT?!
Kaminari: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did Kacchan just go full chaotic bi in the group chat?
Shinsou: Looks like it. Honestly, it’s kind of entertaining.
Katsuki: Pikachu, you keep calling me Kacchan, and I’ll entertain myself by blowing you into next week.
Kaminari: Aww, you’re cute when you threaten me. Say it again.
Shinsou: Kaminari, stop poking the bear. I’d like to survive the night.
Uraraka: Survival is overrated. Watching this chaos is totally worth it.
Shinsou: Why am I not surprised you’d say that, Uraraka?
Uraraka: Oh, don’t act all grumpy, Blasty Jr. I’ve seen the way you look at Kaminari.
Kaminari: Wait, wait, what way?
Shinsou: Ignore her, Kaminari.
She’s clearly sleep-deprived.
Kaminari: Nah, I think she’s onto something.
So, Shinsou, what’s it like being completely obsessed with me?
Shinsou: Exhausting.
Kaminari: You love it.
Shinsou: Unfortunately.
Uraraka: See? I told you guys! This is basically a rom-com now.
Katsuki: A rom-com where everyone dies in the end.
Izuku: Kacchan, that’s so dark!
Katsuki: Yeah, well, it’s 3 a.m. What did you expect?
Todoroki: Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if we all went out in a blaze of glory. Preferably one caused by Bakugou.
Katsuki: Aw, Icyhot, that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Izuku: This chat is so chaotic...
I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore.
Kaminari: We’re talking about love, Izuku. And how we’re all secretly in love with each other.
Uraraka: Speak for yourself, Kaminari. I’m just here to flirt with Bakugou and watch the chaos.
Katsuki: Keep dreaming, Pink Cheeks.
Shinsou: I’d say this is the dumbest conversation we’ve ever had, but I know it’s only a matter of time before we top it.
Todoroki: As the night turns into day, the chaos only grows stronger.
Katsuki: Shut up, Icyhot.
Izuku: I... I think I need to go to bed now.
Uraraka: Coward. Stick around for the apocalypse.
Katsuki: Fine. Let’s see who cracks first: the sun rising, or all of you idiots.
Kaminari: My money’s on the sun.
Shinsou: I’m betting on Bakugou murdering someone before dawn.
Todoroki: I’ll bet on pigeons revealing their true nature first.
Izuku: Goodnight, everyone...