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Instead of a true preface, how about a Q&A?
- “Why would you make this?”
Because I can? I mean…it gets me out of doing schoolwork, plus, writing is kinda fun!
- “Why Bob & Thomas?”
Like any good answer it involves two things, the pandemic and Wattpad. And although none of those are relevant anymore, I have decided to give you all the original cover art…
Horrid, I know, there was incest (Bob’s dads were Trump and Biden…and they fucked him with thomas? Triple Penetrating!??) and um…yeah! I felt like that wasn’t good, so I’m making a better version (this).
- “How do you write this?”
Well, Google Docs, so it is cross-platform, but writing PRACTICE, I write whenever the parasite in my brain wants me to…writing this, im sitting in my shower, eating latiao and drinking some coconut milk (I’m writing this preface after “Chapter 3” which is actually the second chapter but…you know…
- “There are controversial features in the tags…why?”
This is all satire. I’m just mentally unwell, crazy if you will, and I think it’s just a great freetime hobby! Do I think Anne Frank’s situation was funny? No, I support Judaism (I however am not a zionist). Do I think the death of George Floyd was good? No, and I believe the amount of force was unnecessary, and along with this I believe we need a police reform due to the injustice he faced along with many other minorities.
(Sorry to get political just had to put that out there)
- “Why K-Pop”
Because “I’m so happy, I love kpop!”…or whatever that little kidnapped girl said >_<
- “Does Neo have your back?”
Yes, Neo got my back, Culture things, Tech Tech on my mind!
- “Why Haikyū?”
Because one of my best friends (kiyoomiso >_<) is a haikyu FIEND…so y’know, I had to put her with her multiple boyfriends?
- “Are you…okay?”
I’m writing a train plowing a man. Do I seem okay to you? Im schizopilled puppy king von.