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1. How to Annoy 5 Gods in a Single Day! by Emberharbor

   Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ares & Percy Jackson
   • Ares & Nico di Angelo
   • Ares & Jason Grace
   • Nico di Angelo & Dionysus
   • Dionysus & Percy Jackson
   • Percy Jackson & Poseidon
   • Nico di Angelo & Hades
   • Jason Grace & Zeus
   • Nico di Angelo/Will Solace
   • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
   • Nico di Angelo & Jason Grace & Percy Jackson
   • Dionysus & Jason Grace
   • Percy Jackson
   • Nico di Angelo
   • Jason Grace
   • Dionysus (Percy Jackson)
   • Ares (Percy Jackson)
   • Zeus (Percy Jackson)
   • Hades (Percy Jackson)
   • Poseidon (Percy Jackson)
   • Spanking
   • Non-Consensual Spanking
   • Percy Jackson is a Little Shit
   • Protective Dionysus (Percy Jackson)
   • Good Parent Dionysus (Percy Jackson)
   • Good Parent Hades (Percy Jackson)
   • Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson)
   • Overprotective Poseidon (Percy Jackson)
   • Possessive Poseidon (Percy Jackson)
   • Dionysus Actually Cares
   • Bad Ideas
   • Percy Jackson Being Percy Jackson
   • I still hate Zeus but Jason needs parental love

   Summary

   Three demigods. One stolen divine motorcycle. One disastrous joyride. Five furious gods.

   Or: How Percy, Jason, and Nico ensured they wouldn’t be sitting comfortably for the next few days after deciding that stealing Ares’ motorcycle was a good idea.

   Warning: Spanking of three teenagers by their divine parents (and cousins).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,626

   Chapters:

   5/5

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