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Polites: First day of sophomore year :D

Odysseus: im gonna say yay because if i say anything else im gonna get a lecture about being more positive
Polites: Well
Polites: you should
Odysseus: hs sucks bro
Polites: But you're in the same classes as Penelope
Odysseus: hmph
Odysseus: what if i say im sick
Odysseus: or just skipped
Polites: But that means less time spent with Penelope
Odysseus: …
Odysseus: fine
Polites: :D
Odysseus: hs still sucks
Polites: But you're amazing at it
Odysseus: doesnt mean I like it
Polites: fine :( just don't be late
Polites:speaking of which i should go wake Eury up before he's late
Odysseus: hes gonna wanna murder something for waking him up before realizing its y
Polites: what does that mean
Odysseus: it means no one can be mad at you because youre so nice
Polites: :D
Odysseus: ":D" count this morning: 3

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nobody: Pen
nobody: Pen im bored
nobody: Pennnn plz respond
nobody: youre literally 3 desks away
nobody: I can see you looking at your phone
Love of my life: We should be focusing, Ody
nobody: aw cmon
nobody: I already know all this
nobody: plus i know youre just as bored
Love of my life: No, I'm not. This is interesting and important
nobody: about as interesting as agamemnon and clytemnestra breaking up and getting back together for the 3rd time
Love of my life: ODY
Love of my life: That's my cousin!
nobody: AgAmEmNoN iS yOuR cOuSiN?!?!?
Love of my life: Ody
Love of my life: stop that
Love of my life: Also they've never broken up
nobody: oh right
nobody: they "take breaks from eachother"
nobody: you ever see us taking breaks?
nobody: also dont tell me to stop i can see you laughing
Love of my life: That's why I need you to stop
Love of my life: I don't want to get caught and get in trouble
Love of my life: And I don't want YOU getting caught or getting in trouble
nobody: sigh youre just like polites
Love of my life: Personally I don't see that as a bad thing
nobody: sigh fine
Love of my life: ty
nobody: love you
Love of my life: Sadly I love you too

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Orpheus: See

Orpheus: We got through the first day
My Lovely Muse: Okay Mr. Optimistic
Orpheus: Hey, better than being skeptical about everyone
My Lovely Muse: I was not skeptical about everyone, I was skeptical about a suspicious group
Orpheus: You mean the seniors?
Orpheus: I'm sure we'll be fine if we stay out of their wat
My Lovely Muse: Well you could probably charm anyone with your awesome music, but where does that leave me?
Orpheus: Aw thank you <3
Orpheus: You have a beautiful voice too you know
My Lovely Muse: You're just saying that
My Lovely Muse: But thank you
Orpheus: Am not
Orpheus: There's a reason I named you what I did
My Lovely Muse: I love you
My Lovely Muse: You'll probably get along just fine but they'll probably think I'm too fierce for a freshman and don't know my place
Orpheus: I love my fiesty girlfriend
Orpheus: One of the seniors seemed to like me
Orpheus: I think his name was Apollo
My Lovely Muse: See what I mean?
Orpheus: Hey, we'll be okay
Orpheus: I promise
My Lovely Muse: Okay
My Lovely Muse: Sorry for dumping all my worries on you
My Lovely Muse: It's only the first day
Orpheus: Nono it's okay
Orpheus: If you're worried about something you can tell me
Orpheus: I love you <3
My Lovely Muse: I love you too
Orpheus: Hey, tomorrow you should try talking to people
My Lovely Muse: Social interaction? Disgusting.
Orpheus: Haha.
Orpheus: But seriously, you should
Orpheus: I believe in you
My Lovely Muse: You're wasting your time /j
My Lovely Muse: Honestly thought I have you and that's enough
Orpheus: The only reason you have me is because i was an absolute social butterfly in 6th grade
My Lovely Muse: Alright fine I'll do it for you
Orpheus: Yay :D

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Circe: Hey
Tiresias: Hi?
Circe: I know you're literally the last person on my contacts list but everyone else higher up hates me besides my mom
Circe: And idk I was just feeling lonely
Circe: You seem pretty chill
Circe: I wanted someone to talk to and you seem like the least likely to hate me because of last year
Circe: Not that I don't deserve it
Circe: Anyways you don't mind do you?
Tiresias: ...sure why not
Tiresias: Hi
Tiresias: I honestly don't hate anyone
Tiresias: Even if they wrong me I just kinda let it go
Circe: Ha
Circe: My life would be a lot better if I'd been like that
Tiresias: Why do we even have eachother's numbers?
Circe: Sometime last september I needed location info and I just never removed you from my contacts list
Tiresias: Huh
Circe: I'm surprised at how accurate your typing is since you're blind Circe: Oh my gosh I'm so sorry if that was rude
Tiresias: ha
Tiresias: its cool
Tiresias: Ive memotized where the keys are so I just have to hope what I type doesnt come out jumbled
Tiresias: And I have an audio thing that reads out ehat I want it to
Circe: Well youre doing a pretty good job if youre curious
Tiresias: Thanks
Circe: Why not use the voice message thing?
Tiresias: Tried it once. Its innacurate as heck
Circe: Ah okay
Circe: Never used it
Tiresias: For physical stuff I usually have my friend Cassandra read it to me
Tiresias: The school thinks we're weird so we occasionally hang out
Circe: Since you two are scarily good at predicting the future
Tiresias: Yep
Circe: Personally I think its makes you guys really smart
Tiresias: Thanks
Circe: I feel really bad about what I did to Scylla
Circe: I want to apologize to her
Circe: soon
Tiresias: oh
Tiresias: Honestly I'd forgotten about that whole thing
Tiresias: School drama really doesnt inerest me
Circe: Fair
Tiresias: Got to go
Tiresias: Good luck with Scylla
Circe: Thanks
Circe: Talk to you later?
Tiresias: sure
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Circe: Scylla?
Scylla: No
Scylla: I don't want to talk to you
Circe: Scylla, please
Scylla: Leave me alone
Scylla: Go away
Circe: Scylla please Im sorry
Circe: What I did was wrong
Scylla: Oh now you freaking realize that????
Circe: I always felt guilty about it
Circe: I was just too prideful to apologize
Scylla: Too freaking bad
Scylla: An apology wont fi the life you ruined
Circe: I'm so sorry
Scylla: You did it because you were jealous me and Glaucus were in love
Scylla: Now neither of us get him. Great job.
Circe: I'm sorry
Circe: I was stupid
Scylla: You still are.
Scylla: Go away
Scylla: For some reason I dont have you blocked but thats going to change soon.
Circe: Okay…
Circe: I'm sorry again
Scylla: Get out.

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???: Hi
Persephone: Hello?
Persephone: Who are you?
Persephone: And how do you have my number?
???: Oh
???: Its Hades
Persephone: wait what
Hades: Okay I swear I'm not trying to manipulate you or blackmail you or scam you or trick you into giving me personal information
Persephone: um
Persephone: The fact that you started with that is… concerning
Hades: Its a reputation I have for reasons I cant fathom
Hades: Im just kind of lonely
Persephone: Okay but why me nd how do you have my number
Hades: well
Hades: My brother Zeus said you were nice and gave it to me…
Persephone: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Hades: I know
Persephone: HOW DOES HE HAVE MY NUMBER???????
Hades: I dont know
Hades: Hes kind of a creep
Hades: He likes stalking pretty girls
Persephone: Um
Persephone: Doesn't he have a girlfriend????
Hades: …yes
Hades: Anyways enough about him he makes me sick
Persephone: You're not the only one
Persephone: You kind of seem like a creep too
Hades: …
Hades: Okay youre probably rigjt
Persephone: I am
Hades: But I swear I'm not who my reputation says I am
Persephone: I'm more worried about your family's reputation
Hades: …oh
Hades: My brothers may suck but I dont
Hades: Not as much at least lol
Persephone: I still don't trust you
Persephone: Random guy from my school randomly texts me
Persephone: Says he got my number from his brother who is his own warning
Persephone: Very suspicious
Hades: …
Hades: Alright youre right
Hades: But I swear on my life I'm just lonely
Persephone: So right now I have 2 options
Persephone: I block you, the safe route
Persephone: Or I talk to you, the slightly less safe route
Hades: choose the 2nd one pls
Persephone: …
Persephone: …fine
Persephone: But try anything weird and I sic my sister on you
Hades: Oh gosh not Demeter
Persephone: The benefits of having a very overprotective sister
Hades: Oh, please dont tell her Im messaging you btw
Persephone: .
Persephone: Why, exactly?
Hades: She hates me
Hades: Like seriously
Persephone: …offer me something and ill consider it
Hades: Oh I have the perfect thing
Hades: (Picture of a black labrador sleeping on a couch while being petted by a pale hand and "smiling") here
Persephone: AWWWWWW
Persephone: WHATS HIS NAME
Hades: Cerberus
Persephone: <333
Persephone: Okay I trust you now a dog that cute couldnt love someone whos a bad person
Hades: Wait really?
Persephone: Well I was mostly joking
Persephone: But unless you suck in person and not at home its kinda true
Persephone: Still one dog picture isnt enough to convince me when I don't know its background
Hades: Wdym
Persephone: It could be photoshopped
Persephone: Or taken from the internet
Hades: Okay fair
Hades: He hates Zeus if that helps
Persephone: Slightly
Hades: I could send proof he belongs to me
Persephone: Demeter wants me to help with dinner
Hades: Oh bye
Persephone: Ill consider talking to you later
Hades: I suppose thats the best Im getting for now
Persephone: Yep

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Owlface: Odysseus what the heck are you planning?
Owlface: You are so stupid.
Odysseus: Crap
Odysseus: I mean what what are you talking about???????
Owlface: Shut up.
Owlface: You know exactly what I'm talking about
Odysseus: Fine
Odysseus: who told you
Owlface: Penelope.
Odysseus: dang
Owlface: It's the third day.
Owlface: I have an essay due soon.
Odysseus: You mean in three weeks?
Owlface: I don't need to be worrying about you.
Odysseus: then don't
Odysseus: get hermes to cover me
Owlface: You are an idiot.
Owlface: You're going to get beat up.
Odysseus: Nah
Odysseus: I may be a short king but I'm still strong :3
Owlface: You freaking idiot did you just colon three me?
Odysseus: idk did i
Owlface: At this point I hope you get beat up.
Odysseus: your request will not be granted
Owlface: I am not covering for you or defending you.
Odysseus: for now
Owlface: ? What the heck are you planning?
Odysseus: Nothing dw ;)
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Love of my life: Has she knocked some sense into you yet?
nobody: heh no
Love of my life: Oh my gosh
Love of my life: Ody
nobody: whaaaaat
Love of my life: You know what
nobody: sigh
nobody: i am surrounded by rule followers when all i want is to be a mischevious gremlin
Love of my life: Poor you, you have a girlfriend and tons of amazing friends
nobody: see you get me
Love of my life: ugh
Love of my life: Youre lucky youre hot
nobody: love you <3
Love of my life: Zeus and Poseidon are going to beat you up when they catch you
nobody: dont they have to catch me for that
Love of my life: ALL the seniors are going to be there
Love of my life: Arent you terrified?
nobody: no
nobody: time to go tell my tons of amazing friends about my awesome plan
Love of my life: Why do i still try to stop you
nobody: idk
Love of my life: Just know if you get hurt your girlfriend will be very very sad
nobody: oke
nobody: love you
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nobody: im doing it
Diabetes: Doing what
nobody: sneaking into the semesterly senior only event thing
Diabetes: nahh
Diabetes: nahhh
Diabetes: ur such an idiot
nobody: thats what everyones saying
nobody: including my senior friend
Diabetes: Its true lol
Diabetes: Isnt it in like October tho?
nobody: i like to plan early
nobody: more time for someone smart to talk me out of it but eh
nobody: in other news this heckin homeschooler who has not gone to public school since 6th grade is into me
Diabetes: heck nah
Diabetes: Did you tell her you were taken?
nobody: yes
nobody: she didnt seem to care too much
Diabetes: whats her name?
nobody: I DONT EVEN KNOW HELP
Diabetes: PFFFF
Diabetes: she's into you but you dont know her name?
nobody: yes send help
Diabetes: Have you told Penelope?
nobody: no
nobody: shes known me for like 2 days and only talked to me today
Diabetes: Thats hilarious
Diabetes: Homeschoolers man
nobody: fr
Diabetes: good luck (to both things)
nobody: heh thanks

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Penelope: My boyfriend is an idiot guys
Helen: That's crazy
Ctimene: What is he doing
Penelope: something stupid
Pebelope: He'd kill me if I told you sorry Ctimene
Ctimene: hmph
Andromache: Aw but what about the rest of us
Ctimene: Im not going offline any time soon soooo
Clytemnestra: awww why you spoiling our fun
Ctimene: Ohh so everyone but me gets to know what my brother is up to
Clytemnestra: yes
Helen: Lol
Penelope: Tbh hed probably kill me if I told anyone
Penelope: So no drama for you people
Andromache: NOOOOOOO
Clytemnestra: THE HORROR
Ctimene: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO US, O CRUEL SISTER IN LAW OF MINE?
Penelope: HELP
Penelope: Ctimene were not married-
Helen: Not yet
Ctimene: ^^^^
Penelope: Okay then should I get Ody to start calling Eurylochus his brother in law
Ctimene: …
Clytemnestra: lol
Helen: Clymie I should call Agamemnon my brother in law and see how he reacts
Clytemnestra: And in return I will call Menelaus my brother in law
Andromache: Help I feel left out I dont have a sibling here
Ctimene: tbh i dont think Agamemnon will be the one clymie marries
Ctimene: No offense
Helen: Off topic
Helen: But Aphrodite talked to me today
Clytemnestra: WHAT
Andromache: Her????
Ctimene: What did she want?
Penelope: please dont tell me she thinks youre prettier than her and is going to make your life miserable
Helen: Nono dw
Helen: She actually asked me if i wanted to sit with her group
Andromache: …:o
Clytemnestra: what
Helen: She says Im the prettiest "non-senior"
Helen: She said it was almost humiliating that I wasnt already sitting with her
Penelope: wow
Helen: I mean im kind of scared
Helen: I like sitting with Menelaus and his friends even if theyre all goofs
Helen: But if i say no to her…
Ctimene: yeah
Helen: And shes going to want me to sit with her for the rest of the year
Helen: I dont want to not sit with menelaus forever
Penelope: You can say no if you want
Penelope: Well defend you
Andromache: yes
Clytemnestra: I will murder him if he tries anything
Penelope: Remember I have the Odysseus on my side
Penelope: He will find stuff out and publicly shame her into oblivion
Helen: oh my gosh
Helen: I literally love you all
Ctimene: And i have like the biggest guy in the school besides Ares
Helen: I love all of you
Andromache: Uh my man can land a few good punches lol
Helen: you all are the best friends i could ask for
Penelope: <3

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Aphrodite: Hermes
Hermes: Oh hello gorgeous ;)
Aphrodite: Shut up I dont have time for your nonsense
Hermes: Wow, I wouldnt exoect you of all people to turn down such a compliment
Aphrodite: I am not in the mood. Hermes: Not in the mood for people speaking positively and truthfully about you?
Aphrodite: Why do I bother.
Aphrodite: Look I just need info on Helen
Hermes: you called the right man
Aphrodite: I know I did. Thats why im talking to you
Hermes: aaaanyways
Hermes: What kind of info?
Aphrodite: Anything useful that I dont already know
Hermes: well i dont know what you know now do i :)
Aphrodite: I know everything a normal person would from looking at her
Hermes: alright then everything i offer comes with a price :)
Aphrodite: I hate you
Aphrodite: Fine, how much
Hermes: Mm… 40 bucks
Aphrodite: WHAT??
Hermes: Aw cmon youre rich you can afford it
Aphrodite: Fine give me the information.
Hermes: Pay up first
Aphrodite: ???
Hermes: How can I trust you to not run off with the info?
Aphrodite: How can I trust you to not run away with the money?
Hermes: You cant. however, you need something from me. i need nothing from you. if you never had texted me, it would be fine. you have to trust me because you need something from me, while the opposite is not true.
Aphrodite: I hate you
Aphrodite: How am I supposed to get it to you right now?
Hermes: i literally live a block away just walk lol
Aphrodite: Fine
Hermes: Before you leave
Aphrodite: What?
Hermes: If you throw in an extra 5 dollars Ill give you an extra tidbit of info
Aphrodite: About what?
Hermes: About a girl people are talking about
Aphrodite: Fine

Aphrodite: The moneys in your mailbox
Hermes: wonderful

Aphrodite: whats taking so long?
Aphrodite: You little rat, youre taking the money and running arent you?
Aphrodite: I shouldnt have trusted you.
Hermes: [Attachment labeled Helen Sparter]
Hermes: girl chill
Hermes: First i had to make sure the money was real, then i had to find the file
Hermes: How would i get my reputation if i just scammed people
Aphrodite: Blackmail?
Hermes: Fair enough, im good at that
Aphrodite: How do you even get all this information?
Hermes: wanna pay more for that answer?
Aphrodite: It was a rhetorical question
Aphrodite: What about the extra info you promised? I better not have wasted 5 dollars
Hermes: so suspicious tsk tsk
Hermes: Theres a pretty girl everyones talking about named Psyche
Hermes: like very pretty
Hermes: they're comparing her to helen
Aphrodite: …ok
Hermes: Do I get a thank you?
Aphrodite: No
Hermes: figured

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????: Heyy :>
Psyche: Hello?
Psyche: Who are you?
????: Dude
????: We literally exchanged numbers like 5 mins ago
Psyche: Sorry, I dont know who youre trying to talk to but I think you got the wrong number
????: OH.
????: I did im so sorry
????: Your number is very similar to my friend's
Psyche: its all good :)
Psyche: i was kinda bored anyway
????: Ha
Psyche: Who are you?
????: …
????: i cant tell you
Psyche: Why not?
????: I just cant
Psyche: Okay…
Psyche: What if we live in completely different countries?
Psyche: Will it really matter?
????: Im pretty sure we go to the same school
Psyche: Why?
????: Your number seems familiar
Psyche: Thought it was similar to your friend's?
????: Other than that
Psyche: Hm
????: Do you know/have you heard of a girl named Aphrodite Chelsea?
Psyche: …yes
Psyche: Only been at school for a week but I can already tell shes one of the "popular girls"
????: Okay yeah
????: Id ask for your name but i refused to give you mine soo
Psyche: Yeah
Psyche: Do you want to keep talking?
Psyche: Im kinda lonely
????: Freshman?
Psyche: Not telling
????: Dangit
????: Sure if you want
????: Let me go text the right number rq tho
Psyche: Alright
????: Back
Psyche: Hi
Psyche: What should I change your name to?
????: Idk
Psyche: You should tell me your name
????: Nope
Psyche: Idc if youre weird or anything
????: Haha thats not what im worried about
Psyche: Then what?
????: Cant tell ya that
Psyche: Argh
Psyche: Could you at least tell me your gender?
????: Only if you do the same
Psyche: Okay
????: Im a guy
Psyche: the opposite
????: you gave that vibe
Psyche: I am legit about to name you "Mystery Man" please give me smth better
Psyche: Or at least a hobby or smth
????: hm
????: i like setting couples up
Psyche: Dangit i was hoping i could figure out who you were based on your answer but the only person I know who does that is Aphrodite and as far as i know she hasnt gone trans since Monday
????: LOL
????: Yeah that was my intention
Psyche: Have you set up anyone good?
????: Well
????: Not really
Psyche: pfff
????: There was Jason and Medea, they were cute for a while but then Jason cheated and Medea went full rage monster
????: Then i set up a guy with a lesbian but i didnt know she was lesbian
????: Set up Zeus eith a ton of his girlfriends
????: And set up Apollo with a girl named Daphne who absolutely hated him but that was intentional
Psyche: woah woah woah youve messed with the seniors???
????: they were sophomores then
????: i dont mess with zeus anymore cuz Hera would tear me to pieces
Psyche: Well now i know you arent Zeus or apollo, thank goodness
????: HA
Psyche: Are you a senior or a junior?
????: Not saying
Psyche: Hm
Psyche: ill reveal my grade if you reveal yours
????: Nty
Psyche: Dangit
Psyche: Well im calling you "Love Failure" best i can think of
Love Failure: HELP THATS BRUTAL
Psyche: its done
Love Failure: welp gotta get to class break is almost over
Psyche: same here

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Speedy: I am the best
Speedy: tehe
nobody: nah bro whatd you do
Speedy: So yknow the girl whos in love with you
nobody: she still hasnt told me her name
Speedy: its calypso fyi
nobody: good to know
Speedy: She kept bugging me for ur number
nobody: you didnt
Speedy: i didnt
Speedy: But shes broke
Speedy: I was like "this a business not a charity"
Speedy: shes persistent dude
Speedy: So i gave her Circes number
nobody: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Speedy: No pay no gain
nobody: lollll
Speedy: Im the best older cousin ever
nobody: do u think shell notice its not me
Speedy: idk
Speedy: Hopefully not cuz it would be funny
nobody: fr
nobody: Pen just texted.
Speedy: seeya
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Love of my life: Odysseus
nobody: WHAT.
nobody: WHO DID IT.
nobody: WHAT DID THEY DO.
Love of my life: How do you know someone did something?
nobody: You used my full name.
nobody: And you're too smart for anything else to be bothering you.
Love of my life: So this guy
nobody: I will end his life.
Love of my life: He starts kind of flirting with me
nobody: Fuck no.
nobody: FUCK NO.
Love of my life: I tried to kind of step away but he blocked me
nobody: They won't find his body.
Love of my life: I finally kind of snapped "Im taken"
Love of my life: He backed off
Love of my life: Kind of
nobody: What's his name.
nobody: He is dead.
Love of my life: I dont know
Love of my life: He didnt tell me an I didnt want to talk to him any longer than I had to
nobody: Good.
Love of my life: He was kind of close
Love of my life: It was kind of scary
nobody: Dead.
nobody: He is dead.
nobody: I will hang his remains off the curtains of the auditorium after I rip his fingernails off and pull his hair out and chop his ears and fingers off after shaving his skin like a carrot.
nobody: Are you okay?
Love of my life: Yes
Love of my life: Thank you for threatening to commit war crimes for me
nobody: Any day.
nobody: Tell me if he bothers you again.
nobody: I will have some words with him.
Love of my life: I will
nobody: Also if you get his name.
Love of my life: I will
Love of my life: I love you <3
nobody: same.
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Owlface: Your girlfriend told me.
Odysseus: Really?
Owlface: Yes.
Owlface: Tell her if he tries anything I will throw his body in the sewer
Odysseus: Dang didnt know you were that protective of my gf
Odysseus: Also that kinda contradicts my plans to hang his remains from the auditorium curtains :/
Owlface: Ha
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nobody: [Sent a screenshot]
Love of my life: Aw
Love of my life: Tell her thanks
Love of my life: Gtg, dinners ready
nobody: goodbye <3

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Persephone: Hi
Hades: You texted :D
Hades: you havent completely forsaken me?
Persephone: Apparently not
Persephone: Give me 1 cerberus pic as offering if you want to talk to me
Hades: [Image of a black labrador on its back with a pale hand rubbing its stomach. It is panting happily.]
Persephone: The goddess accepts your offering
Hades: Yay
Persephone: So whats up
Hades: Zeus' gf is currently screaming at him over the phone but thats not news
Persephone: lol
Hades: ive locked myself and cerberus in my room
Persephone: Smart
Hades: You got any pets?
Persephone: A bird
Persephone: I would love a cat or dog but Demeters allergic to cats and doesnt like dogs
Hades: Hairless cat?
Persephone: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LIKES THEM
Persephone: Theyre so sweet
Persephone: And cuddly
Persephone: Its not their fault they look a bit different
Persephone: Plus theyre adorable anyways
Persephone: Like look
Persephone: [Image of a hairless mother cat and her kittens]
Persephone: What kind of monster could hate them?????
Hades: Lol
Hades: All animals are cool with me
Hades: I have a pet snake named Styx
Hades: Shes chill
Persephone: Snakes are cute
Persephone: And very fun to pet
Hades: Ikr?
Persephone: Id totally get a snake
Persephone: We also have a horse
Persephone: You should know him
Hades: The one poseidon gave your sister when they were dating?
Persephone: Yes
Persephone: Arion
Hades: Where did he even get that?
Hades: And how did none of us know?
Persephone: No clue
Persephone: But hes an awesome horse
Hades: Bro got a whole freaking HORSE for her and they werent even together that long
Persephone: fr lol
Persephone: but i benefit from it so its fine :)
Hades: pf
Hades: So whats up with you
Persephone: Eh not much
Persephone: Ask me something random its too quiet
Hades: uh
Hades: like what
Persephone: Idk
Hades: uhhhh
Persephone: Or just say something random
Hades: uh
Hades: noodles
Persephone: LOL
Hades: does that help
Persephone: no
Hades: .
Hades: orange
Persephone: why is this making me laugh
Hades: idk
Hades: Fabrication
Hades: Window
Hades: Government
Hades: Eucalyptus
Hades: Fruit
Hades: Send help im just using a random word generator
Persephone: I should not be laughing this hard
Hades: Uhhh whats your favorite fruit
Hades:I looked up conversation starters and one result was ask them about their favorite things
Persephone: pomegranate
Hades: I eat those things one seed at a time like an idiot
Persephone: PF why
Hades: idk
Hades: I just do
Hades: ugh mom is bugging me
Persephone: seeya
Hades: ttyl?
Persephone: eh sure why not
Hades: woo

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My Lovely Muse: Youll never believe what i did today
Orpheus: No way
Orpheus: Could it be
Orpheus: Did you possibly
Orpheus: DID YOU TALK TO SOMEONE!?!?!
My Lovely Muse: Yes
Orpheus: I am so proud of you, my love
Orpheus: Who?
My Lovely Muse: A group of girls
My Lovely Muse: I just kind of said "hi im eurydice" and they brought me into their cult
My Lovely Muse: i mean friend group
Orpheus: Lolll
My Lovely Muse: Theyre a bit too energetic for me
Orpheus: they can bring you out of your shell :D
My Lovely Muse: I like being a sheltered little turtle, thanks very much
Orpheus: Haha
Orpheus: Im sure youll adjust
Orpheus: whos in it?
My Lovely Muse: Mostly juniors
My Lovely Muse: There are 5 of them
My Lovely Muse: Amphitrite, Daphne, Echo, Minthe, and Hestia
My Lovely Muse: Hestia is really shy, I think shes only there because Amphitrite is her best friend
Orpheus: seee you can be friends with her
My Lovely Muse: How are two introverts supposed to talk to eachother?
Orpheus: Just go up to her and talk
My Lovely Muse: easier said than done
Orpheus: I do it
My Lovely Muse: Youre an extrovert
Orpheus: Fair
Orpheus: Well youre in the same friend group now so itll be easier
My Lovely Muse: I guess
My Lovely Muse: Whatd you do today?
Orpheus: stalk the band :D
My Lovely Muse: LOL
Orpheus: Im gonna join :>
My Lovely Muse: Well duh
My Lovely Muse: it would be weird if you didnt join
Orpheus: :D
My Lovely Muse: any new friends?
Orpheus: Nope
Orpheus (not yet)
Orpheus: I may be an extrovert but i cant just go up to people and say "hi wanna be my friend?" Like im a kid lol
My Lovely Muse: Ah, i see. the extroverts are a strange people
Orpheus: Loll
Orpheus: You should come over tomorrow, its saturday
My Lovely Muse: Would your parents be okay with it
Orpheus: Yeah ofc Mom loves you :D
My Lovely Muse: Okay,
My Lovely Muse: I'd love to :)
Orpheus: Yay see you tomorrow :D
Orpheus: Love you <3
My Lovely Muse: <3