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Introductions + headcanons

Dazai :

He/him . Male , Bisexual .

Chuuya :

They/them . Non-binary , Aroace .

Kunikida :

He/him . Male , Straight ally .

Atsushi : 

He/they . Demiboy , Aroace .

Akutagawa : 

He/She . Genderfluid , Pansexual .

Kenji :

He/him . Male . Bisexual ( Female lean ! ) .

Kyouka :

She/they . Demigirl , ( not sure yet ! ) .

Yumeno : 

They/them . Non-Binary , Unlabeled . 

Sigma : 

She/her . Female , Asexual .

Nikolai : 

He/him . FTM , Gay .

Fyodor : 

He/him . Male , Gay ( in denial ) .

Teruko : 

She/her . Female , Aroace .

Tachihara : 

He/she . Genderfluid , Bisexual .

Tetchō :

They/them . FTM , Gay .

Jouno : 

He/him . Cis man , Pansexual . 

Ranpo :

He/him . Male , Bisexual ( male lean ) .

Yosano :

She/her . Female , Lesbian .

Thats all for nowwww!! Some of these probably will change over time, sexuality wise so ya!!

I love saying ya. Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya. !!

Aaa also they won't have silly names because knowing me I would forget them and I don't wanna keep looking back and forth so yaaaa!!!

Bye my sweet sigma gyatts !

Also future chapters will probably include sex jokes, drugs and shit like that!!

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anu way I hate this chapter I promise I'd they will be better chapters and like not rlly outside of the group chat shit so ya... C ya soon :p

Groupchat . . . 

Where the skibidi kids rule !! 

Thursday : 

2:47am. . . 

Dazai : 

Guys, guess what I did !

Yeah you're so smart I made food and it burnt into like crumbled pieces but I still ate it cause I'm a fatty like Ranpo 

Ranpo : 

BITCH WTF?! YPURE SO FAT I CWNR VEN LOOKA AT YOUE WITHOIT SENSEIG YOURE FATNESS IN YHE PRESENCE OF ME YOU FATASS WHORE. YOU ONLT HAVE A HOLE FOR DICKS. YOU LOVE NEIMG SPREAD OUT, YOU LOVW RHE FEELIMG OF A COCK IN YOUR SMELLY ASS CRACK. YOU SMELL LIKE FUC!ING TUNA. YOU LITTKE SLUT.

Jouno : 

Erm...anyways !! 

Chuuya : 

Crack? As in drugs cause ya I'm done to do drugs, this homework be stressing me out fr fr 😒

Yosano : 

Who's dorm. 

Nikolai :

I vote for Chuuya's dorm! Its MASSIVE AND COMFY ASF !!!!!!!! 😝😝

Not to mention he has a massive tv in his room so we could watch like horror movies and shit like that !! >w< 

Fyodor : 

Sure. Only if Chuuya allows us to do so ,

Chuuya : 

HECK YEAH, EVERYONE COME TO MY DORM IN LIKE 10 MINUTES, BRING YO VAPES AND SHIT ITS GONMA BE BLAZJMG !! 😍😍😋😋

@everyone

@everyone 

Everyone is online - Kenji , Kunikida , Q and Kyouka .

Chuuya : 

OK GUYS JUST RE READ RHE CHAT. 

AND YOU GIYS BETTER CUM OR ELSE.

Oh shit I meant come guys mb! Autocorrect goes crazy...

Dazai : 

OH FRICK BOOMSKA YA!! I'M DOWN, OMW SLUG !

I'll be their in like 5 😘

Tetchō : 

Is this.gonna turn into a sleepover because I'm down for it 

Jouno : 

Ya same, c ya soon fuckers !! 😋😋

Sigma : 

Eh..sure I guess.

Yosano : 

Women lover on her way!! I stole some wine from the teachers lounge hehhehe!! :33

Chuuya : 

OKKIII IF Y'ALL WANT Y'ALL CAN SLEEPOVER YOU DON'T HAVE TO THOUGH !! /NF 

Ranpo : 

How tf dis da happen with me insulting Dazai ?? 

Bro anyway I'm omw, I have loads of snacks as well 😇😇

Dazai :

I take back what I said Ranpo 😙😙

Chuuya :

Ok y'all I have.loads of beds set up if you are sleepimg over, 2 ppl might have to share but idk !! Also 2 ppl can sleep on the couch, c ya soon babygirls ! 😘 

AND HURRY UP PLSS I'M BOREDDSSS!!

Once everyone arrived to Chuuya's dorm . . . 

( Out of the group chat . . . ) 

( Atsushi pov . )

Everyone was In Chuuya's dorm, sat on the floor and the massive king size bed.

"Ok so what do you y'all wanna watch?" Chuuya asked, taking a hit from his vape as he scroll through the movie options. 

I could practically hear every shrug, like that's even possible. I wasn't necessarily here to get drunk or anything, just here for the fun of it since Kunikida would never allow it. 

"We should watch all the Disney princess movies !!" Nikolai announced cheerfully, A massive grin plastered on his pale face. 

I simply nodded In agreement as I heard everyone take a puff from their vapes or some sort. I didn't pay attention to it, I was tired A little, not to mention we have school tomorrow, which wasn't that bad, it was just boring half the time.

( No one's pov . ) 

Some people were chatting, some were already ASLEEP. And the rest were watching the movies while taking hits from their vapes and that.

"Guys I brought snack why is NO ONE EATING THEM YIU UNGRATEFUL SHITS!!" Ranpo exclaimed, screaming quite loud at 3 in the morning.

"Bro shut the fuck up you're gonna make the teachers come in here and think we are dying or something!" Yosano remarked, rolling her eyes and sipping from her wine, which she stole from the teachers lounge.

"Also your snacks are shit bro." She added on.

"Nah real though like what the fuck, why do you got the most DISGUSTING snacks I've ever smelt, its fucking worse them Tetchō's food combos.." Jouno murmured, well more the last part. 

"Bro I feel offended. They aren't even THAT bad." Tetchō huffed out, still taking hits from his vape.

.

. .

. . . 

Soon enough, everyone was crashed out in Chuuya's dorm. Wine bottles on the floor, desks and the bed. Vapes scattered around everywhere. Pillows on the floor, blankets on the floor all wrinkled up.

Chuuya's dorm was a mess, mostly because of Nikolai.

The end!

Runs away skibidily!

Also I promise future chapters will be better and probs at least more in character !! >.< 

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Groupchat. . . 

Where the skibidi kids rule !!

Friday : 

9:32pm . . . 

Chuuya : 

OMG NO WORDS CAN TELL YOU HOW MUCJ I.LOBE FUCKKMG ALIEN STAGE, ITS SO GOOD BUT SOOOO UGHHH SAD 😭😭 DOOMED YURI GOES HARD WAAHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHH

WAHHHH

WAHHHH

MIZI ANS SUA MY DOOMED YURI ....😕😕😕😭😭😭

Sigma :

Bro wtf you good?

Why is he crying in text, its worse enough to hear him crying irl !!

Jouno :

Alien stage?

Tf is that? Aliens on a stage dancing and singing or sum shit??

Dazai : 

Guys ignore him!!

He's feeling a lil silly !

CHUUYA SMAP OUT OF IT, ITS JUST A STUPID SHOW. 

LIKE OM GEEE !😒

Drama queen fr ?!?!

Tetchō : 

ALIEN STAGE MENTIONED.

BRO STOP NOT MIZI AND SUA 😕😕😭😭

OM GEE AND TILL AND IVAN ...😕😕😕

Chuuya : 

OMFG SOMEOME GETS ME !!

UGH LETS KISS LIKE TILL AND IVAN. ( NO HOMO )

Teruko :

WHAT??? KISSING?

Nah Jouno gonna be angy !! 😡😡

Jouno : 

KISIMNV SCEMCE?? WHAT.

waif show it I need to see if its bad or not.

Chuuya : 

Ok ok ok let me find it pooks 😘😇

OK FOUND IT HERE YA GO JOJO SIWA !!😝

*Chuuya sent one attachment.* 

.

. .

. . .

Jouno : 

Absolutely not.

Only I. ONLY ME, GETS TO KISS TETCHŌ LIKE THAT.

also jojo siwa?? Tf 😡😡

Tachihara : 

Bros alpha is coming out 🐺🐺🐺 !!

Teruko : 

Nah fr !!

Alpha Jouno go AWOOOO !! 🐺🐺

Nikolai : 

Enough alien stage talk 

I HATE. HATE. Mr. R !!

HES SO ANNOYING LIKE OM GEE STFU ALR ?!? 😒😒

Sigma :  

I don't wanna be mean but real....

Why did he even get hired ?? 😞😞

My LIFW WAS PERFECT. before that stank came a long.

Teruko : 

Sigma In his villain arc ... 🐺🐺😡😡👹👹😳😳

Tachihara : 

LMAOOOO REAL HELPEPPS 😱😱😵😵

Ok but like fr, Mr.R Suegiku ass !!

Yosano : 

Who is Suegiku ?? 😭😭

Wait...

OHHH. 

Ranpo : 

Ok guys so according to my calculations Suegiku is the ship between Jouno and Tetchō ! 🤓☝

Your welcome 😋

But you can call them Gay homos Saihiro as well.

Tachihara : 

MB I meant to say suck...😞😞

WHOS TOP.

Tetchō : 

My pussy 

Hurst so bad I think km giving birth help

I blame Mr.R 😒

Jouno : 

Oh ! 

You're pussy is pretty, let me eat baby boy 😋😋😘

Ranpo : 

WHAT???

NAH RHIS IS CRAZU SCREENSHOT.

Tetchō : y

Away what did you guys think you got in the uhh On bio test 

Yosano :

ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT ?!?!

LIKE ERMM...HELLO ? I SUPPORT TRANS PPL BUT THAT WAS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET, FREAKIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN .  😕😕😖😖

Anyway I'm saying I got like 92, I'm so smart in bio trust!

Ranpo : 

100. 

Like obviously .

Kunikida : 

I would like to inform you Guys that their is Three, 13-14 year olds In here who probably read the chat.

I think I got at least over 90 .

Kenji : 

Can confirm !! Thanks for telling us that Jouno !! 

Q : 

Thanks a lot JOUNO. 😒

Kyoukas phone is dead but she said ew and ran away.

Jouno : 

Oh !

You're welcome 😘

Anyway I probs got like 87 or something like that .

Dazai : 

Ehh maybe like 73 or something, I don't really listen that much 😽

Tetchō : 

Fair enough

I probably failed , I suck at bio 😕

Jouno : 

Ya I know, you cheat of me 😒

Teruko : 

Ok giys I'm going go to go threaten Tachihara.

Tachihara : 

I do not give consent to this .😧

Akutagawa : 

Womp to the fucking womp womp lil bro . 💀😹

Everyone is offline. . . 

( The next day . ) 

Dazai :

GUYS BIO RESULTS ARE IN. WHAT DID YOU GET IF YOU DO THE CLASS??

fuck im scared 

I THINK I FAILED....

wait nvm I got 98 👽❕

Ranpo : 

"Noew wait 1 second....!!🤓☝" ahh dazai.

Anyway I got a 96....😒

Yosano : 

LMAOOO HELPPEPEPSP NOT SO SMART NOW ARE WE!!?!?😹

Ranpo : 

VRO SHUT UP 😡😡

Yosano : 

Anyway I got a 87 !! Close enough to 92 soooo 😋

Kunikida :

I got a 99.

Jouno : 

HELP I'M SOBBINGG

I'M GONNA DIE FROM LAUGHTER HELPEPWPPS.

TETCHŌ GOT A 54.

I CANR FUCKIMF NREATHE HEELOSP?!

Ranpo : 

Well you're not a supportive boyfriend are you!! 🤓☝

Disrespecting my identical twin?!?😡

Tetchō : 

BRO STOP. IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T DO BIO. 

Ugh were breaking up. 

Jouno : 

Wait no baby I'm soery 🙁

Pls I'll buy you sour patch kids 😥😥

Teruko :

Oo me too !! I want sour patch kids !!

Tachihara : 

SAME. PLS JOUNO BUY US ALL SOUR PATCJ KIDS 🙏🙏

Jouno : 

OM M GEE. 

You ungrateful brats I might as well buy the whole store.

Tachihara : 

Oh yes pls !! 😻

Teruko : 

Yes please Jouno !👻

Tetchō : 

Pls 🙏

Jouno : 

OH MY GOD FINE. I'LL BUY YOU SOUR PATCH KIDS AND THE STRAWBERRY HARIBOS. 

IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU FATTIES?! apart from you Tetchō.

Chuuya : 

Jouno Being a amazing big bro 

Atsushi :

Not clickbait.

Dazai : 

Don't watch @ 3am.

Q: 

Real though.

Chuuya :

I'm still not over Alien stage by the way guys, I'm depressed physically and mentally.

I'm gonna die I miss mizi and sua 😕

Tetchō : 

Real, my poor lesbians and gays 

Also I'm still depressed that I got a 54/100 on the bio test 😞

Yosano : 

At least you got over 50 !! 

Its okay king you ate the test either way ! 😘

Tetchō : 

I think you mean the test ATE me instead. 

😭😭

Yosano : 

Its okay baby boy lets hug each other virtually 😋

Bye bye 😻

Jouno being amazing to his friend group ! ( Teruko, Tachihara and Tetchō . )

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Groupchat. . . 

Where the skibidi kids rule !!

Sunday :

5:32am

Atsushi : 

I hate swimming.

Why does swimming exist.

Why do I exist.

Why am I Still here.

I wish I could die rn.

Sunday : 

10:52am

Yosano : 

Is bro okay...?😭😭

Its okay my lil furry vent to mama 😘

Atsushi : 

Stfu fr rn omg kys pmo.

Tetchō : 

What 

Anyway swimming sucks.

I hate swimming!

Swimming can lick my pussy 😒

Jouno : 

Suddenly I'm swimming.

Dazai : 

HELP?

BRO YOU CAN'T EVEN SWIM ANYWAY 

Tetchō : 

STOP I ALMOST DROWNED IN THE SWIMMING LESSON.

SOME KID HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAVE MY ASS 😭

Tachihara : 

SOME KID?? 

UHM HELLOOO?? I HAVE A NAME?!?😡

Teruko : 

Apparently not loser! 😝

You're nick name from Tetchō is 'some random kid' LOLOLLL

Tachihara : 

BRO AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET CALLED 'PINK PERIOD BLOOD GIRL.' FROM TETCHŌ😒

Chuuya :

HELLO?? PINK PERIOD BLOOD GIRL? 

HELP ME IM LAUGHING SO HARD 😭

Ranpo : 

I'll save you baby girl!! 😊😊

Jouno : 

Not even lying Teruko you look like that one boy from trolls 2 

Thinks he's called Floyd or something 😛

Teruko :

Oh. 😕

Yosano : 

GOODNIGHT WHY ARE WE CALLING TERUKO NAMES IM ACTUALLY GONNA PISS MYSELF, OMGG HELEP ???😭😭

Atsushi : 

Im gonna bite someone's arm if they don't stop 😈😈

Tetchō : 

Guys who let the furry out its cage ??

Atsushi : 

And that someone is Tetchō 😈😈😈

I'm outside you're dorm........

Tetchō : 

WAOT NOR IM SOREH I DDIMT MEANT JT. JUNKO.ENOSHIMA SONSORREU😕😕

Akutagawa : 

JUNKO ENOSHIMA ?? HELP 

Danganronpa mentioned ?! 😮😮

Ranpo : 

Are you guys high 😧😧

Yosano : 

Yes 

Jouno : 

Yh

Akutagawa : 

Perhaps. 

Atsushi : 

No I'm a cannibal 

Tetchō : 

Yeah I think we can tell 

Chuuya :

Wait guys we should all kiss 

(Not the children though !!) 

Ranpo : 

OMG REALLY?! 

YESSSSS, YESSSS KISS ME BABY GIRLL RAHHHHH 

PUT YOU'RE LIPS ON MINE WND FUCK ME BABYYYYA !! 😻😻

Yosano : 

I think HE'S the high one.

Also the fuck me part?? 😧

Teruko : 

Gay faggots 😒

Tachihara : 

WHATATATATAT 

WHO SAID THAT?!??! 

Teruko : 

My bad guys my dog took my phone !

Jouno : 

You don't have a dog, idiot.

This is why I don't like any of you.

You guys are all idiots 😒

Tetchō : 

WHAT.

Wait did you guys see the fight between Fyodor and Teruko ? 

Yosano : 

WAIT WHAT. 

WHAT HAPPENED??

Dazai : 

GUYS I KNOW WHWT HAPPENED

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED GUYS ! ! 😍😋

Ranpo : 

WHAT HAPPENED 

GUYS WHAT THE HAY HAPPENED 😖😡

Teruko : 

So I was in maths with that smelly poo poo

So I told him 'Hey how about you shower ? I can smell you and you REEK !" 😕😕

and then 

and then this BITCH HWD THE AUDACITY TO GRWB MY PONY TAIL AND START SWINGING ME ACROSS THE ROOM ? ! 😡😡😡😡👿👿👿

Yosano : 

WHAT 😧

Girl is yo hair okay ? 😭😢

Chuuya : 

No real though 

Like when you said that my hair started to hurt 😞😪

Teruko : 

I'M OKAY 

ANYWAYS SO I OBVI WON'T LET THAT PASS 

SO I KICKED HIS TINY WINSY PENIS 🤑🤑

Dazai : 

OMG 

BRO HE WaS CRYING 😭😭

I almost felt bad but then realized its Fyodor so idc 😯😛

Ranpo : 

Reals ! 

Jouno : 

He was crying so loud it made me wanna kms 😢

Tetchō : 

No bb don't die yur to pretty for that 😋

Tachihara : 

When is it MY turn to be loved 

Teruko : 

You don't deserve love 😋

Anygays ! 

The substitute bio teacher was all like ' 😳😯😧😖😡'

In that order btw

And then she was like 'ENOUGHHHHHHHH 👿👿👿😡😡😡 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GUYS 😖'

Like WHAT ? 

bro I don't even know YOU . 😭

Tetchō : 

O

sol rwal ! 

Hehwha 

Kamodndneja

Kabdombbdksm

Jouno : 

Is everything ok 😧

Are you leik

High 

Drunk 

Stupid

Autistic

? ?

Teruko : 

He's all of them 🙏

Tetchō : 

WHAT ? 😞

Tachihara are you hearing this 

What did I DO 💜 

😖😖

Tachihara : 

You 

You 

You umm

YIU HAD SAY GEX  ! ! 🙄😡

Tetchō :

.

Oh 

Chuuya :

HELO ME ??

Dazai : 

Aww hello to you to chibiko ! 💕😋

Chuuya : 

Kill yo self you whore 😡

-

Till this day 

We still don't know the rest of the fight between Fyodor and Teruko. . . 😯😯

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Groupchat. . . 

Where the skibidi kids rule !

Saturday :

00:00

Teruko : 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETCHŌ

ILY MY SWEET LITTLE BROTHER EVEN THOUGH UR OLDER THEN ME

HAHA I SAID IT FIRST LOSERS

@Jouno @Tachihara

JOUNO WORST BF EVER 

TACHIHARA WORST FRIEND EVER ! ! 🙄🙄😇😇

-

Saturday :

9:32

Tetchō : 

Oh 

Thanks Teruko ! 😋

ilyt 

Atsushi : 

ITS UR BDAY ?

O M GEE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETCHŌ :33

Ranpo :

O

Happy birthday 

I guess 🙄

Yosano :

BE NICE TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY

YIU FATTIE

Tetchō :

:3

Teruko :

My little baby boy

Dadaidaiaia

Oh my little baby boy 

My boy , my joy ! 😇😛

Jouno :

Shut up you troll 

Anyway

Happy birthday baby 🙏

Tetchō :

Thank yuuuu 

Dazai :

Gay people these days

Its ok I love gay couples

Tachihara :

Reals

ANYWHO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETCHŌ

MY FAVORITE FRIEND TRUST ! ! 😍

Kisses you in a PLATONIC way 

Yosano : 

Why was the caps needed 😧😧

Teruko :

So Jouno doesn't kill him 

Probs

Jouno :

Ya 😛

Anyway Tetchō my sweet little gorgeous boy

I brought you gifts so liek

Come to my house 

Unless I'm going to yours 💕

Tetchō :

Come to mine 

Pls 🙏

Jouno :

Okie dokie 😋

Tachihara :

Ew 

Gay people

Teruko :

Reals

Why are we friends with gay homos 🙄

Tachihara :

So real 

Chuuya :

Tachi

Yor gay for that junichiro dude

Ranpo :

The trans one ?

I HATE trans people / jk ! !

Jouno :

Oh

Tachihara :

Oh. . . . ...  ..😡😡

Tetchō :

Ermmm

anyway

#Trans

#FTM

#Cancelranpo2025

Yosano :

YES

LMAOO

#Cancelranpo2025

Dazai :

#Cancelranpo2025

Chuuya :

Sorey ranpo but 

#Cancelranpo2025

Ranpo :

GUYS

STOP

LETS NOT MAKE THAT A THING 

PLS

Tetchō :

You ruined my birthday ! ! 😡😡

Oh wait Jouno's here 

Bye bye 😋

Teruko :

BYE MY FAVORITE PERSON 💕💕

Tachihara :

Oh. . . . 

😞

Teruko :

What 

What did I DO 💜

Nikolai :

Guys. . .

I kinda forgot this existed

Kenji :

I think many people did !

It's been taken over by the uhh hunting dog group !

Its ok though

Fyodor :

What is this 

Oh wait

I remember 😛

#Cancelranpo2025

Ranpo :

. . . 

STOP IT T TTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😣😣😧😧😧😧😢😢😢😇😇😇😇😖😖😖😖😞😡😞👿😞👿😞

-

Guys cancel Ranpo 2025 🙏🙏😛😛

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Groupchat. . . 

Where the skibidi kids rule !

Tuesday : 

17 : 32 pm 

Tachihara : 

HELWP MW I'M GONNA PISS MY SELF 

I'M CRYING . . . 

Nikolai : 

? ? 

WHAT HAPPENED ? 

Tachihara :

SO LIEK 

TERUKO WAS PLAYING WITH HER MLP COLLECTION

AND THEN LIEKE DAZAI CAME UP TO HER AND SNATCHED HER MLPS 

Chuuya : 

Wait pause 

MLP ? AS IN MY LITTLE PONY ORRR ?

Tachihara : 

YES 

ANYWAY DAZAI STARTED RUNNING AWAY , TERUKO WAS FLABBERGASTED LIKE THESE EMOJIS '😳😧😡'

SO SHE STARTED CHASING HIM 

Yosano : 

Sm1 give Teruko a break , she keeps getting in these situations 🙏 😭

Ranpo : 

NAH REAL THOUGH

Its ok Teruko we love you our Floyd troll from trolls 2 💕💕😍😍

Teruko : 

Oh .

Thanks ! 💕🦄

Tachihara : 

ONG GUYS LET ME CONTINUE ? 😡😡

OK SO THEN THE FUNNY PART IS THAT JOUNO AND TETCHŌ CAME OUT OF NOWHERE 

SO THEY LIKE CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER 

AND 

AND 

TETCHŌ AND DAZAI ACCIDENTALLY KISSED EACH OTHER . 😖😖

AND JOUNO WAS FLABBERGASTED , HE LITERALLY STOOD THERE DEPRESSED THAT HIS MAN KISSED SM1 ELSE 😭😭

Nikolai : 

Oh. . . 

POOR JOUNO , HIS MAN GOT STOLEN 😪😢

Sigma : 

Rewls 😛

Tetchō : 

Guys stop it was a accident 😢

Jouno :

BITCH

I THOUGHT I WAS THE BLIND ONE ? ?😭😭 

Yo so fake Tetchō 

I'm telling yo mama that you CHEATED ON ME ! 😡😡

Tetchō : 

Wait

If you tell my mama I'm telling her you uh uh

Uh

YOU SPANKED ME 😡😡

Yosano : 

Oh 😧

Jouno : 

OK TELL HER THEN 

I'LL TELL HER THAT YOU ERM

ERM 

ERM

i dunno 😞

Teruko : 

L

Loser 

Imagine losing yo bf 😂😂😇😇

Tachihara :

For REALS 💜💜 

Tetchō you should tell yo mama that he abuses us 😇💕

Teruko : 

Ya 

Pls do 

He fed me a spider once 😢

Ranpo : 

What the hell Jouno ! 😧😧

Also can we rewind on the kissing situation between Dazai and Tetchō 

Dazai : 

NO

NEVERRRRR 

But like 

Tetchō you are a good kisser 😛

Would smash 😍😍💋💋😇😇

Tetchō : 

Oh

Teruko : 

EW . 

I'LK BARF ALL OVER YOU .

Dazai : 

Oh 

That's so mean ! ! (,,¬﹏¬,,)

Teruko :

Shut up you suicide whore 😡

Also 

I'm Still waiting for my mlp collection  

Dazai : 

About that. . . 

NIKOLAI STOLE IT FROM ME 😖

Teruko : 

.

Nikolai : 

WHAT

DAZAI YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SNITCHHHHH ! ! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Sigma : 

So like

Can yu guys stop yapping about this 😛

Q : 

No .

Kenji : 

Hi guyss ! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡

Atsushi :

Why are children spawning out of no where 😧

Tetchō :

Spawning from my womb 

HII KENJI 😋💕

Kenji is my child TRUST ! 

Teruko :

The betrayal is real guys .

Tetchō I thought you was my father 💔

Tachihara :

Reals 😞

Papa Tetchō pls come home we miss you 

Tetchō :

Erm

Uhmmmm

So leik 

I'm busy ! 😇

Dazai :

Is Jouno banging you 

Jouno :

How did you know 

Teruko :

EWWWW

STOP BANGING PAPA TETCHŌ 😡

Tetchō :

Wait guys 

I practice for this moment

Nnghhhh ~

Jounoo so deep ~ ! 

Mnghhh ! ~

Chuuya muted Tetchō .

Chuuya :

Ok so

Lets ignore that !😞

Wait

That was my ALNST soul brother. . . 

I'm so sorey bbg

Jouno :

Uh 

So like 

I wasn't even that deep btw 🙄

DRAMATIC SLUT ! 

Dazai unmuted Tetchō .

Tetchō :

SULT ? 

what the hay ! 😡

anyways 

I uhh 

Apologize for my actions earlier 🙏

Kenji :

Not forgiven 😞

You traumatised me 

Kunikida :

Yes .

Tetchō and Jouno maybe you should stop banging each other or wtv. . . 

Yosano :

Wait 

Who's dorm do you guys do it in 

Tetchō :

Jouno's because his dorm is like so cutesy and cozy , his pillows are so soft 

Wait

Why so you care 

Yosano :

WHAT 

BRO MY DORM IS NEXT TO JOUNO'S 

I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS BANGING AT NIGHT 😭

Jouno :

O

Uhm 

So like

Bye bye 😋🙏

Yosano : 

BITCH

TF YOU MEAN "Bye bye 😋🙏" 

GET YO ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NEOW 😡😡💢💢

Sigma :

someones angy

I mean I would be 2 if ppl were banging in the dorm next to me 

Ranpo :

So real

You get him sister !!

Yosano :

Thanks xx ! 

💕💕🎀🎀

Teruko :

I'm still waiting for my extra ultra limited edition mlp set 

I made Jouno buy that for me bro 😞

Dazai :

FUCK

ITS ULTRA LIMITED EDITION ? ! 

Nikolai : 

Uhh

Shit ! ! 😧😓

Teruko :

What did you do............................😡

Kyouka : 

The dots r sending me 

Atsushi :

Real

Tachihara : 

Sybau furry

#Defendteruko4ever

Teruko : 

Thank you 🙏 💕

Also

Dazai , Nikolai 

I'm under ur bed .

-

I love this fan fic , it makes me so happy 

Love you all !! >0<

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Groupchat. . ..

Where the skibidi kids rule !

Friday

16 : 37

Chuuya :

AAAA

NO MORE SCHOOL FOR A WEEK 

I'M IN HEAVEN 💞😲

Yosano :

Omg so real King ! 😍😛💋

Pop off you delicious baddie with 1000 rizz 😎😎😳

Dazai :

Ew

The sunglasses emoji is ascending me 

Its so ugly ....... 😐

Teruko :

Sybau you faggot 

Ranpo :

TERUKO HONEY

YOU CANT SAY THAT 😖

Teruko :

SHUT UP YOU FATASS 

YOU PROBABLY HAVE DIABETES FROM HOW FAT YOU ARE 

ONCE YOU SEE FOOD UR FATASS GOES

"Ooo food ! GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWW !! 😡😡🙄"

SO STFU YOU UGLY FAILED ABORTION . 

Jouno : 

😲

Guys pls send help I think I'm being kidnapped

Yosano : 

OH YES YOU CLOCK HIM TERUKO ! 😍😋💕

Also Jouno WHAT 

WDYM UR BEING KIDNAPPED ??? 😖🙁

Jouno : 

I'M BEING KIDNAPPED 

omfg I'm sweating in my room 

Tetcho : 

BITCH YOU HAVE A FULL ASS DUVET ON YOU 

OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE GONNA BE SWEATING

Dazai :

Why did they change personalities 😲

Chuuya : 

Reals 

Oh ew wait I agreed with you 🙁

Dazai : 

whats that supposed to mean ?!?! :c

Tetchō :

Wait guys pls shut up 🙁

Anygays !

Chuuya : 

I don't thunk his obsession is healthy 🙁

Dazai :

NEITHER IS UR ALIEN STAGE OBSESSION 

YOU CANT BE SPEAKING 💔💔

Tetchō : 

Ranpo : 

Bro istg 🤓😖😖🙁🙁 

IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO CRY .

Teruko : 

Honestly real 

Oh wait its you nvm .

Ranpo : 

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN 🙁

Jouno : 

Music boyfriend I'm ur yum yum !!!! 😛

Tetchō : 

Call me and I'll come ! 

Fuck the rest of them 

Fuck em all 

Fuck em all 

But us !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👅👅😲😋😋💕

Tachihara :

Awweee

I love gay people , I wish they were real............💕💞

Yosano :

Real !