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FORSAKEN KILLER GROUPCHAT!!!

Summary:

A chatfic for my favorite cast of all time..THE KILLERS, UNREALEASED INCLOUDED!! basically its just chatting about random shit rlly lol

WARNING this might be REALLY ooc!!! espically with the usernames probaly becouse i cant come up with any good ones

Notes:

Ok so

John_doe: John doe (obviously)
1x4equeals1: 1x1x1x1
C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: C00lkidd
Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: Demon King John
drinkkoolaidnow: Kool Killer
Asureh: Azure
lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: Bluudud
NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: The Bomber
Jeffthekillyou: Jeff the killer obvs (i coudlnt think of a good usernameok)
Slenderman34242412: Slenderman
Voidinside: Noli
13thfriday: Jason (He has like very few lines on this fic tho sorry jason fans)
ROBLOXIASD00MISNEAR: MrDoombringer
Flllooowerrrrrss: Whistle Occurence/פרחים
Guessst666: Guest 666 (DemonKing had to type that one)

i dint incloude Phosphorus, Zombie King, The stalker, 2011X and Itrapped only becouse idk what to do with them :c also becouse i forgot their existence until now

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter Text

12:09 PM

[C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A created a new chat.]

[C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A added John_Doe,1x4equeals1,13thfriday and an whole bunch of other people.]
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C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A : HI GUYS!!!

John_Doe: ?

Reply to C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A

John_Doe: what is the purpose of this groupchat

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A : Well OBVIOUSLY ITS TO CHAT!!! you STUPID!!!

[13thfriday has left the groupchat.]

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A : NUH UH!!

[C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A had added 13thfriday into the chat.]

[13thfriday has left the groupchat.]

[C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A had added 13thfriday into the chat.]

[13thfriday has left the groupchat.]

[C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A had added 13thfriday into the chat.]

13thfriday: Stop adding me to this bullshit.

[13thfriday has left the groupchat.]

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: DID JASON JUST DISABLE ADDING HIM TO GROUPCHATS

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: I CANT ADD HIM BACK >:((

1x4equeals1: Do you really need to add him to the groupchat this bad?

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: YEAH!!! OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TO DO ADD HIM 1X1X1X1!!!

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: WHO are you people

Asureh: Who are YOU?

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: ?? IM THE BOMBER FROM SUPER BOMB SURVIVAL! who even are you?

Asureh:...what the fuck are you even talking about, nobody knows you or where you came from

Asureh: And i VERY much doubt anyone knows you here either

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: HOW DARE YOU! to add the powerful corrrupted demonic king, LEADER of the shadow demons, RULER of millions in hell into this PATHETIC commoner groupchat!

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: OH GREAT! another random, also azure im NOT unknown, lots of people know me actually

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: DO NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT TO A KING!

Reply to Xx_DEMONICKING_xX

John_Doe: demon king you are not the king of anything, you literally work at burger king

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: I DO NOT

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: WORK

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: AT

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: BURGER KING!!!

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: THIS IS LIES MADE BY YOU AND YOU ONLY

John_Doe: well damn nigga no need to separate it like that, just say it full, no need for dramatic pauses

Xx_DEMONICKING_xX: I AM NOT ACCEPTING THIS SLANDER!

[ Xx_DEMONICKING_xX has left the groupchat.]

12:23 Pm || New Message

Asureh: 10 bucks he wants to be added back

Flllooowerrrrrss: 25.

Asureh: ?? 25 what? ounces of cocaine?

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: Talking bout cocaine i could REALLY use a snort rn

1x4equeals1: We are not your plug Bomber, go ask that to someone else.

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: ok but like..tell me where i said that cmon now

Reply to 1x4equeals1
C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS A PLUG?? ISNT THAT LIKE A DEVICE

Reply to C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A
1x4equeals1: I prefer not telling you.

Reply to C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A
Jeffthekillyou: IT MEANS DRUG DEALER stupid ass child

1x4equeals1: Jeff, That was incredibly uncalled for, he just asked a question.

Reply to 1x4equeals1
Asureh: 1x hes ten, not four, he probaly knows about drugs

1x4equeals1: He is still ten.

Asureh: Ten year olds know what cocaine is 1x

Reply to 1x4equeals1
Jeffthekillyou: he asked what it meant im giving him an answer

1x4equeals1: Took you three minutes.

Jeffthekillyou: Ok then fuck offf

1x4equeals1: Kill yourself.

 

12:36

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: WHY IS NOBODY TALKING!!!!!

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: becouse ur annoying

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: SHUT UP!!! YOUR BLUE!!!

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: Atleast IM cooler than youuuu

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: stupid

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: IM NOT STUPID UR STUPID!!! BESIDES YOU DONT EVEN HAVE C00L IN YOUR NAME! >:(

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: its on my username same thing actually

C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: UR NOT!! STUPID

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: NO YOUR STUPID

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: Can you two shut the fuck up im trying to make a bomb and i keep gettings notifs of this thing

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: STUPID

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: ok whatever man

Reply to: lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL
C00LESTKIDDINR0BL0X1A: YOUR THE STUPID ONE!!!!!

[The whole time they just spent arguing in the gc until they just slept]
[ok time for next chapter]

Chapter 2

Summary:

Hi guys...! so um regarding me updating..IM SO SORRY LIKE SERIOUSLY i couldnt post a chapter becouse of ONE of my fucking LEGS breaking and having to recover, also becouse i just forgot..i swear ill to update more yall im just trying to focus on my recovery

Chapter Text

[Friday, 4:50 AM.]

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: You guys ever accidently put a bomb under your friends bed?

1x4equeals1: Bomber, it is Four in the morning right now, go to sleep.

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: Okkkk but that dint answer my QUESTION

1x4equals1: How do you even manage to "accidentally" put a bomb under someone´s bed?

Reply to 1x4equals1
NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: Answer my QUESTION

1x4equals1: No, im serious.

1x4equals1: How do you actually manage to put a bomb under someone´s bed on accident?

Reply to 1x4equals1
NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: DUDE answer the question

1x4equals1: Arent you skilled with all of that bomb stuff? shouldn´t you already know to solve this? , or..whatever your motive is here?

Reply to 1x4equals1
NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: OK look...what happened is that i wanted to give a valentines gift to my friend the problem was i uhhh...
NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: I CONFUSED one of my bombs with one of the gifts i was going to give him

1x4equals1: ...
1x4equals1: I seriously believe you are a fucking idiot.

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: Can you answer my question now???

1x4equals1: No, I dont believe anyone else other than you has put a bomb under someones bed.
1x4equals1: Now go back to sleep.

[Friday, 5:00PM]

Reply to NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION:
ROBLOXIASD00MISNEAR: https://youtube.com/shorts/uHpH0kHWbgw?si=dZmYckoyfcaKxr6w

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: Sir Doombringer What the FUCK are you sending me

Reply to NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION:
ROBLOXIASD00MISNEAR: Im trying to help

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: i know how to DEADICTIVATE a bomb Doom, the problem that i have is that i dont want to go under someones bed while they are sleeping

Reply to NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION:
ROBLOXIASD00MISNEAR: tell your friend

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: hes FUCKING sleeping and i mean like COMPLETELY, that fucker wont wake up no matter how hard i try

Reply to NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION:
ROBLOXIASD00MISNEAR: try again

[Friday, 5:03PM]

NUCLEAR_EXPLOSION: it was a SMOKE BOMB im stupid those dont do anything

1x4equeals1: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP FOR THE LOVE OF BLOX

Chapter 3: Hey...!

Summary:

VERY VERY quick notice

Chapter Text

Hi i just wanted to say that im SO SORRY for not updating this for MONTHS. my leg is alright now, it has recovered, but the thing is, i got sent to the physch ward for self-harm and (almost) killing myself, please do not ask what happened as im very uncomfortable talking about it, however now that im back from the physch ward, im back-in-bussiness BABYYYY! d and i will start posting more chapters :) expect a new one in friday or saturday, im still trying to process everything, please be patient!

Chapter 4: Mafioso found dead and shot at yoricks resting place

Summary:

Sorry for NOT doing it in the day i promised but im trying to stay true to my words!

also if u couldnt tell this is based of mafioso getting removed from the game

Chapter Text

[Thrusday, 10:20 AM.]

 

Voidinside: Have you guys seen that guy who kinda looked like a cartoon mafia mobman

Voidinside: I havent seen him in likeeee AGESSs

 

Asureh: Dint we see him yesterday? or am i mixing it up for Slenderman

 

Jeffthekillyou: How the fuck do you confuse slenderman with him

 

Asureh: I wasnt talking to you.

 

Jeffthekillyou: No im serious how the actual fuck do you confuse slenderman with 

Jeffthekillyou: Um

Jeffthekillyou: What was his name again?

 

Voidinside: Mafioso?

 

Jeffthekillyou: YEAH that guy

Jeffthekillyou: I keep forgetting his name

 

Reply to Jeffthekillyou:

John_doe: Dint they kill that guy?

 

Jeffthekillyou:THEY WHAT

 

John_doe: Well, im not entirely surre

John_doe: I heard they did, but im not sure if hes actually dead

 

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: YO WTF DID MAFIOSO GET SHOT AT

 

Voidinside: LULWHUT

 

Asureh: WTF bluudud how did you find that

 

lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL: I WAS CHECKING THAT RESTING PLACE MADE BY YORICK AND LIKE . I FOUND HIM THERE

 

John_doe: Oh, so i was correct?

 

Asureh: John doe its NOT the time.

 

Reply to lMVERYBLUEANDCOOL:

Jeffthekillyou: Huh

 

Reply to Asureh:

And why shouldnt it be the time. i said he was dead and he is dead

 

Asureh: Ok well YEAH, u are correct in that part but im more so suprised on HOW they killed them

 

1x4equeals1: Mafioso died? Good ridance.

 

Reply to 1x4equals1

Asureh: Alright Mx.Edgylord😭

 

Reply to Asureh

1x4equeals1: Kys nigga

 

Asureh: ?? WEL FUCK YOU TOO???

 

Reply to Asureh

John_Doe: Dont worry about them, she justs speak like that sometimes

 

Asureh: HE STILL CALLED ME THE NWORD BRU

 

Voidinside: Can 1x say that tho

 

Asureh: I mean probaly

Asureh: BUT STILL

 

Jeffthekillyou: Nah i get why he said it

 

Asureh: Jeff you are 13 years old. i refuse to listen to your opinion

 

Jeffthekillyou: Im gonna put this knife up your TWO eyeballs.

 

Asureh: 

 

Asureh: Ok sure buddy good luck with that