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[The episode begins as the sun rises in the Infernite Kingdom. Blaze Flamestoker is lounging in a lava hot tub after a nice breakfast and she lets out a small yawn enjoying the heat as her little sister splashes around in her floaties.]

[Cut to the Cragster Kingdom. There's various dirt mounds being kicked out of holes until Goldie CrunchNCrush leaps out of one laughing happily.]

[Cut to the Electroid kingdom where Amps ZipNZap just woke up and she grabs a wire zapping herself to wake her body up as she giggles with a manic grin.]

[Cut to a large juicy looking green coconapple with sounds of struggling and the camera pans down to see Goldie on top of her pet hermit crab trying to get the large fruit with a stick but both her and the stick weren't tall enough. Goldie hears rolling and Blaze comes in on her modified surfboard made to convert into a skateboard with Phoenix following her.]

Blaze: Yo, Goldie! [Skates in and circles Goldie a few times.] Hey girl, whatcha up to?

Goldie: [Pointing to Coconapple.] Coconapple, yum yum! [Grows sad as hermit crab wheezes from her standing on his shell.] Not in tum tum...

Blaze: No worries, your gal Blaze gots just what ya need! [She goes and positions her surfboard onto a rock.] Just sit on the lower end and the pets and I will jump on the other end. You'll be launched right to the coconapple! [She says with a grin as Phoenix looks confused. Blaze quickly notices that Goldie wasn't in her sight anymore and was hiding behind the trunk of the giant tree. Blaze shakes her head at her bestie's fear before she looks back at the large fruit.]

Blaze: Coconapple, tumtum.~ [Blaze says trying to coax Goldie out. Goldie looks at her favorite food and she looks back to Blaze her best friend... Who didn't always think things through.]

[Goldie nervously goes up to the makeshift catapult and she sits down as hermit crab skitters next to Blaze although he looks rather worried.]

Goldie: [making scared noises.]

Blaze: Let's do this! [Blaze starts easily climbing up the tree and Phoenix picks up hermit crab. Once Blaze gets to the top branch she looks down.] Ready? [Goldie gives a hesitant thumbs up although she is shaking from fear.]

[Blaze grins and she jumps off the branch with Phoenix while hermit crab decides to just stay up there for his safety. Blaze and Phoenix land on the empty side of the surfboard and Goldie's button eyes widen in terror before she's sent flying right up into the air screaming like a firework.]

[Goldie sees the infernites, cragster and electroid kingdoms along with a small bit of mixel park as she's launched up. There's a pause before Goldie starts falling through the air screaming her non existent lungs out.]

[Cut to Amps who was doing her morning laps before her mail job grinning as her squirrel times her speed. Squirrel gives Amps a tails up showing her how she broke her speed record making Amps smile. Amps was about to say something before Goldie crash lands on her.]

Amp: [Groans in pain as her electricity cackles and her ponytail starts spinning at a startling speed charging up a large amount of energy.]

[An electric explosion is caused, launching both of them up. Goldie is still absolutely terrified as Amps sees how high she has gotten and cackles in amazement.]

Amps: [spinning in midair.] Finally! A new height record has been reached!

Goldie: [Curled up terrified.] Me wanna go home!

Amps: [Cheerfully screams as both of the dolls fall.]

[Amps lands in a bush unconscious as Goldie lands in front of a concerned Blaze and Phoenix with hermit crab watching from above.]

Goldie: [Dizzy.] Me no like heights.

Blaze: [Absentmindedly] Whoops

[Phoenix just rolls his eyes and he flies up to the stem of the Coconapple. Phoenix lets out a small bit of fire that burns the stem away sending it falling to the floor and the fruit lands on Blaze knocking the infernite out. Goldie snaps out of her dizziness and gasps with joy when she sees her prize.]

Goldie: Hehe, Coconapple! [She picks up the coconapple which was a third of her height and takes a big bite out of it. Iris out.]

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[The episode  begins as we zoom into the infernites home and to the kitchen sink. Blaze is humming in her swimsuit as she goes to turn the faucet on so she could take a lava swim but she doesn't see that the faucet didn't produce any lava. Unaware that there's no lava Blaze does a swan dive, right into the metal of the sink.]

Blaze: Ow! Hey what's the big idea?!

[Blaze looks up at the faucet in confusion as a gurgling noise is heard. Cut to the living room. Coal Flamestoker is snacking on a big slice of a cookironi with Phoenix Chick. Blaze walks in with a frown as she places her jacket and skirt back on.]

Blaze: Ah crud. The lava sinks clogged again. And Goldie and Amps are coming over for ice cream! We've gots to do something about that faucet! [Coal looks up and tilts her head as Phoenix Chick eats the last of her snack.]

Blaze: Hm, oh! [Blaze’s fiery ponytail lights up to be huge as she smacks a fist against her mit.] We can use the shower! Quick Coal, Phoenixes, go get the garden hose. I gots a plan!

[Coal nods and she leaps off the couch with the pets. Coal runs out of the house and grabs the lava hose before she runs back inside. Coal hands the hose to Blaze who then hands it to the Phoenixes.]

[The birds then attach the hose to both the sink faucet, and the shower faucet. Blaze turns on the shower which sends lava right into the sink pipes, sending a red-hot bulge clanking loudly throughout the pipe system of the different tribes.]

[Cut to Goldie’s house, then into her kitchen. Goldie is holding a bunch of dirty dishes and she places them into an empty bucket while hermit crab skitters into the sink so he could help. Goldie reaches for the sink’s giant faucet, which glows bright red. Cut to outside her house.]

Goldie: [lets out a bloodcurdling scream as the environment shakes and Hermit crab shrieks.]

[The bulge travels through the pipe system again. Cut to Amps’ house. Amps comes back from running, and is panting with a grin and squirrel is busy in the kitchen making a post workout snack.]

Amps: Ahh.

[She stops next to a water fountain, which the bulge stops, making the fountain glow bright red. She purses her lips to drink. Cut to outside her house.]

Amps: [Screams as the environment shakes and the area goes into a blackout leaving the scene completely black.]

[Cut to Blaze humming and taking a swim with Coal back to watching TV with the birds. Blaze notices an angry knock on the front door.]

Blaze: Oh?

[She walks out, now having a towel around her shoulders and opens the window to see Goldie and Amps, both angered. There are scorch marks near Amps' mouth and Goldie has her hands behind her back.]

Blaze: Hey, girls.

Amps: You burnt my mouth!

Goldie: Yeah, you burnt Hermit crabs South! [She holds up hermit crab with her burnt hands showing his scorched buns much to Amps and Blaze's horror.]

Blaze: [cringing] Oh, dang, sorry, gals. But, you know what they say?

[Cut to Blaze and Amps sitting down, eating ice cream from the frosticons’ kingdom]

Amps: It's totally true what they say, right, ---[shocks herself]--- Goldie?

[Cut to Goldie. She has ice cream smeared on her lips.]

Goldie: Yeah, yeah! [Pan out, she has her hands in two tubs of ice cream while Hermit crab is using one as a temporary shell.] Ice cream does make everything better! [She licks the ice cream off of one of her hands. Iris out on hermit crab.]

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[The episode begins as Blaze , Goldie, Amps, Blizzy Frosticle, Snaps ChewyChomp, and Twisty StretchNPull are sitting on a bench, eating giant Cookironis due to their small size. Blaze has the large box right next to her as she eats.]

Amps: These cookironi's are crazy awesome! [Eats hers in one bite.] The perfect after workout snack!

Snaps: I love cookironis! [Eats hers with her mouth pigtails.]

Goldie: Ooh, so good! Me want another. [Holds out her mit with a silly grin.]

Blaze: Let me load you up, my cragster gal pal! We've gots plenty of em. [Dumps one into Goldie’s hand from the box, then realizes it's the last Cookironi slice. Blaze screams as her fiery ponytail grows.] Aaaaaaahhhh! That's our last cookironi!

[All the dolls button eyes grow wide as they gulp and stare at Goldie with shock. Goldie quickly burrows down into a cave, and lands on a rock with a big grin as hermit crab looks up confused.]

Goldie: The last cookironi! [Opens wide to eat it, Amps zooms in and snatches it, Goldie bites down and accidentally bites her hand as hermit crab hides.] Ow! Amps!

Amps: Cookironi! [Spins it on her mit and prepares to eat it, Blizzy suddenly slides from the right of her on some ice and knocks her into the sky. Blizzy catches the Cookironi while Amps falls in the background, screaming.] Help!

Blizzy: Cooki...

Twisty: [Punches Blizzy away with her hair tentacles.] ...roni! [She stretches her two large tentacles out and slings herself onto a tree branch.]

[Twisty is about to eat the cookironi slice before she hears a crunching noise and when she looks down she sees Snaps who looks up at her with a feral grin. Snaps goes absolutely ham on the tree trunk eating it until Twisty was low enough for Snaps to smack her away as far as possible. Snaps snatches the cookironi slice as she licks her lips.]

Snaps: Cookironi!

[Goldie digs up from the dirt and growls with frustration before she rips a giant boulder out of the ground and starts running on it like a circus ball right towards Snaps.]

Goldie: Gimmie back cookironi!

[Snaps starts screaming while running. Goldie starts running faster, rolling the boulder behind Snaps. She looks to her side, Blaze is running near her with a hungry grin. Blaze breathes out a plume of fire burning Snaps behind and The Fang Gang doll leaps into the air with a yelp. Blaze grabs the cookironi slice and runs off as Goldie makes a leap in the direction where Blaze was. Goldie misses Blaze and gets ran over by the boulder.]

[The pets are watching from the side lines looking from left to right as the Mixeloopsies run from each side of the screen fighting for the cookironi slice. Phoenix lets out a confused chirp before chipmunk pulls out some popcorn and offers it to the other pets who happily accept.]

[Snaps is still screaming as she flies through the air before she lands in the open maw of a giant wooden statue of a beast with a large jaw and multiple fangs. The beast statue was in a pose that looked panicked as if it was running from something. Snaps looks up and giggles.]

Snaps: Howdy old friend! [Snaps then leaps out of the statues mouth to go back to fighting over the cookironi which was smacked out of Blaze’s mit and it lands in the middle of all six dolls.]

[All six dolls run towards the Cookironi and tackle it. A cloud of dust forms, with electricity, rock fragments, and fire, ice shards and Twistys tentacles blasting through it. Eventually, it clears. Everyone is injured, and all are lying on the ground absolutely exhausted. Coal walks in happily humming as she pulls a wagon behind her. Coal notices the cookironi slice and gasps with a smile.]

Coal: Cookironi! [Coal quickly snatches the cookironi slice up and eats it with a grin.]

[Everyone gasps as Coal walks away taking her wagon with her. Cookironi crumbs are now where the Cookironi was. The dolls all grow sad.]

Blizzy: [Sadly.] Not cool…

[They suddenly hear a crunching noise and look around. Onyx Grayscale is sitting on a box of Cookironis eating one with both mits. She grows shocked when she notices the Mixeloopsies. Cut to over a hill, she’s running away, clutching the cookironi.]

Mixeloopsies: [Jumping up over the hill.] Cookironi!

[Freeze-frame; Iris out on the Cookironi.]

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[Episode starts in the Cragster Kingdom. Goldie kicks open the door of her house made from an upside down minecart. Goldie happily stretches with a big smile before she faces hermit crab who looks tired as he sips from a cup of coffee.]

Goldie: Hermit crab, me greatest dig-dig! [Goldie says with a big grin already wanting to start the games for the day despite it being six am in the morning.]

Hermit crab: *chitters* [Hermit crab has a tired tone but he goes along with the game of dig-dig anyways.]

Goldie: Contest! [The two Cragsters dig through the dirt video game style. Hermit crab loops back to the land's surface and Goldie loops back south, blocked by her pet's tunnels.]

Hermit crab: [Jumping up.] *happy chitter* [Looks around the Cragster kingdom and he doesn't see Goldie emerge.]

Hermit crab: *confused chitter*

[Cut to the Electroid Kingdom, Goldie burrows through the ground in the middle of a track field.]

Goldie: Winner! [Looks around and realizes she's not in the right place.] W-w-w-where be me? [Amps lets out a whoop from off screen before accidentally running Goldie over with her skates.]

Amps: Whoopz zorry about that! [Amps looks down and notices Goldie on the ground.] Goldie? ---[shocks herself]--- What're you doing here? Thiz izn't your home zilly!

Goldie: [Groans]

Amps: Well zince you're here.---[shocks herself]--- You can help zquirrel and i with a zpecial project! [Amps happily grabs Goldie and drags her away as squirrel catches up with her.]

[A couple hours later.]

Hermit crab: [Popping out of the hole Goldie made.] *Loud and concerned chittering*

[A flash of blue light is shown. Cut to source of light: an Electric Tree. Goldie is tied against the trunk and The Electroids are surrounding it. The Electroids are laughing. Amps charges up her hair before she touches her hair to Goldie, shocking her.]

Goldie: [Yelling in agony.]

Hermit crab: *angry chitters.* [Hermit crab barrels into Amps and Squirrel pushing them away before he makes more angry noises implying that the electroids were planning on sacrificing Goldie.]

Amps: What?! No, we Electroidz aren't ---[shocks herself]--- zacrificing anyone! [Amps takes out a piece of paper and squirrel nods.] We're just preparing for the Electroid annual dance ---[shocks herself]--- party! [laughs]

[Hermit crab crabs the paper and it shows poorly drawn versions of Amps and Squirrel dancing their hearts out. Hermit crab looks up confused tilting his head at why Amps and Squirrel needed Goldie.]

Amps: ---[shocks herself]--- Well you zee, this place haz a ton of power! But we need more than what it uzually haz to power the dance floor back up zince zomeone decided to chew on the cablez! [Amps glares at Squirrel and he looks ashamed.] Zo we we're looking for another way to power the dance floor and that'z when Goldie showed up! ---[shocks herself]--- Gold iz a great conductor of electricity zo we azked if zhe can help!

Goldie:  Me agree to fun ritual! [Goldie nods with a smile.]

Amps: [Nods] Wanna join Hermit crab? With your zhell we could power the whole dance hall! [Amps Goldie and Squirrel look at hermit crab with excited grins]

Hermit crab: [Thinks before he nods.] *Chitters.*

[Goldie and Amps look at eachother with big excited smiles before they both cheer.]

Amps and Goldie: Elecrock dance party!

[Squirrel quickly ties Hermit crab next to Goldie. The two electroids charge up every atom of electric energy within them before putting it all into the cragsters. Goldie and Hermit crab let out surprised screams before the electricity explodes out of their gold pieces and in the distance there's a large wave of electricity lighting up every single building in the area. An electric bolt runs amok in mixel land before it reaches mixel mountain and there's another electric spiral there.]

[Goldie, Amps and their pets are charred with the ropes binding Goldie and hermit crab breaking into dust. However Goldie and Amps look at eachother with excited giggles when they see the dance floor had finally been lit up.]

[Cut to the dance. The Electroids and the Cragsters dance to electronic music with Goldie break dancing and Amps doing the robot. Hermit crab is tap dancing and Squirrel is doing the sprinkler.]

Goldie: Big-big fun!

Amps: How'z ---[shocks herself]--- about we Mix it up a notch? [Offers her mit out for Goldie to dance.]

Goldie: Yeah, yeah! Dance! [Goldie grabs both of Amps hands and soon enough she was dancing with Amps and Squirrel had grabbed Hermit crab to dance with him. Goldie and Amps are doing the cupid shuffle and the pets are doing the foxtrot.]

Goldie: Whoa, you's dance moves electrify!

Squirrel: ---[shocks himself]--- *Chatters and bows.*

Goldie: But me greatest dance-dance!

[The group stops and glares at each other before they grin and throw their arms into the air.]

Amps and Goldie: Contest!

[Two-iris outs of one on Amps and squirrel, and one on Goldie and Hermit crab.]

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[Episode opens in Magma Wastelands. Blaze had borrowed her sister's wagon to help pull along some fun looking items that Blaze and Goldie were planning to use for their special day together that they had been planning for awhile. The items were either inflatable pool toys or sand castle building materials. Pheonix and Hermit crab are also riding in the wagon to relax.]

[The two dolls are approaching a giant archway with a sign that says VOLCANO PARK in large letters but below it a doll sized archway had been built and it had a smaller sign next to it. The smaller sign said Infernite Mixeloopsy funpark In messy handwriting.]

Blaze: Welcome! Welcome, to the fun park, my Cragster compadre. So, Goldie, all I gots to say is, let the rad fun begin! [Blaze says lifting her surf/skateboard from the wagon ready to have some fun with her best friend.]

Goldie: Yeah, Blaze! Rad fun! Rad fun! [Goldie gets out a shovel and pail ready to make some fantastic looking castles or whatever Blaze has planned. Hermit crab gets out a portable lawn chair and sunglasses ready to relax.]

Blaze: And the radness begins on our Super Slide! Ready? [Blaze motions over to the lava slide but with some help from Coal and Phoenix Blaze had deactivated the lava and put a mattress at the end so it’d be safe to her more flammable friends.]

Goldie: [Now holding a large rug to use to slide down the giant slide.] Super slide! Super slide!

Blaze: [Places suntan lotion on the bridge of her non-existent nose as Phoenix puts on a sunhat.] Then let's get it on!

[Hermit crab skitters forwards ready for some relaxation in the sun but as soon as he crosses a small white line that was buried in the ground a stop sign smacks him away like a baseball.]

Blaze: What the?! [Blaze Phoenix and Goldie gasp before looking up at whoever attacked Hermit crab. It starts at a pair of monochrome military boots before the camera slowly goes up revealing Onyx with a smug smile as she wields her doll-sized stop sign.]

Onyx: Not so fast you colorful pests! This park belongs to the nixels now! So I’d advise you to go right back where you came from. [Onyx orders as a wind up nixel walks around her in circles but with a smack from her sign the plush nixel stops and gives Onyx a salute.]

Blaze: Ugh, Onyx what are you doing?! Why do you and your goins always gots to nix our fun?! This isn't your park!

Onyx: Oh really? I'm pretty sure I don't see your name on it! [Onyx points up and some wind up nixels are stacked on top of each other. The nixel on top was taping a paper sign that said ‘NIXEL’ on top of the volcano part of the sign.]

Onyx: Plus we're already making modifications. [Onyx motions to the other rides and such where some wind up nixels were painting them black and white much to the mixeloopsies and their pets horror.]

Blaze: [She huffs with anger as her fire grows.] Oh I don't think so! This park was built on Infernite land! There’s no way that it can belong to you nixels! [Blaze scowls as Pheonix lets out an angry squawk.]

Goldie: [she picks up Hermit crab and holds him close.] Yeah yeah! You nixels no deserve fun fun park! You mean to us every day-

[Before Goldie could finish her sentence Onyx also smacks her with the stop sign sending her to the ground although Goldie’s hair did dent the sign.]

Blaze: [Gasps before her fire gets ever bigger with hints of blue at the bottom.] That's it! [Blaze rushes forwards before kicking Onyx in the gut and Pheonix uses his fire to burn the wind up nixel making it run right into a rock face first.] You’re banned from this park!

Onyx: [Crashes into rock, her hat falls off but she quickly puts it back on.] Boys! [Onyx whistles and a horde of wind up Nixels pop up surrounding the two mixeloopsies and their pets. All of them have snarling stitched on expressions that weren’t moving.]

Blaze: [Panicking.] Get the bat! Get the bat! Get the bat! [Goldie pulls out a brown baseball bat.] Ha! Let's mix it up a–

Wind up nixel: [Knocks bat out of Goldie’s hand.] Nix! [All of the wind up nixels suddenly jump up in the air ready to pounce on the infernites and cragsters. Blaze, Phoenix, Goldie, and Hermit crab look up in terror like bugs about to be squished by a foot.]

Blaze: Oh, cubits!

[The Nixel swarm jumps on the group, repeatedly knocking them into a state of near helplessness.]

Blaze: [Struggling as a nixel bites her arm and another nixel chews on her jacket.] Come on! We can't let the nixels take the park!

Goldie: No see bat! What we do?! [Goldie asks with fear as two nixels tug at her hair.]

[Phoenix quickly flies out of the nixel pile and he shakes off the nixel that was pulling at his head feathers. Phoenix looks around with worry until he spots Onyx climbing the ladder on the super slide. Phoenix also spots that Onyx had left her sign behind in favor of going down the super slide. Phoenix lets out an angry squawk before he lowers himself to Blaze so she could grab onto him.]

Blaze: Atta boy! [Blaze says grinning and she quickly grabs onto Phoenix.] Goldie you and hermit crab fight the nixels! I need to give Onyx a good whooping!

Goldie: Gots it! You kick her butt! [Goldie then starts punching nixels away as Hermit crab hides inside of his shell while some wind up nixels chew on it.]

[Phoenix flies up and Blaze is pulled away from the nixels before the fire bird starts flying towards the super slide. Onyx has an eager grin as she is about to go down the slide.]

Blaze: Hey Grayscale!

[Onyx looks behind her at Blaze and gasps before scowling. Onyx gets up and she goes to grab her stop sign but she realizes she left it at the bottom.]

Blaze: Forgot something? [Blaze asks with a grin.]

[The scene cuts to onyx and she's still fighting nixels off. Goldie notices Onyx’s sign and she quickly grabs it and uses it as a weapon knocking waves of nixels away with just one swing.]

Onyx: Oh you got to be nixing kidding me! Don't you mixeloopsies know not to touch things that aren't your own!? [Onyx asks before she tries to throw a punch at Blaze but Blaze quickly catches it and she uses the opportunity to grab Onyx's arm and flip her like a burger.]

[Onyx quickly gets up and shes able to uppercut Blaze's chin but Blaze rapidly retorts with a roundhouse kick right to Onyx's face.]

Blaze: I would ask you the same question! This place has been belonged to the infernites for millennia, the statue next to the kiddie pool can prove it! [Blaze points to a red statue of a one eyed monster that was blasting fire out of its hands as it looked up to the sky trying to fly up.] Yeah it's an interesting pose but still! So how about you make your own fun park back home!

[Onyx screams fearfully as Blaze kicks her in the gut and she falls to the ground where Goldie was waiting with Onyx’s sign. Goldie swings and Onyx is sent flying out of the park.]

Onyx: [Screeching] YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Blaze: It's going, going...gone! It's a big one, El Grande, a grand slam homer! Provided by our excellent batter Goldie CrunchNCrush!

[Goldie curtsies with a small blush at Blaze's playful comment.]

Goldie: Thank you! Thank you very much! [Goldie says with a small smile as Blaze descends with Phoenix and Hermit crab finally relaxes in his chair.]

[Once Blaze and Goldie reunite they quickly bump fists before three turn arounds and a good high five at the hand cementing their secret handshake.]

Goldie and Blaze: Yeah!

Wind up Nixel: [Punches Goldie in the shin.] Nix!

Goldie: Ow!

Blaze: Oh you gots to be kiddin me!

Wind up Nixel: [Swings fist at mixeloopsies.] Nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix! [The nixel blows a raspberry at the dolls while Blaze and Goldie look at each other with annoyed frowns. Goldie swings and smacks the nixel away with the sign.]

Blaze: Man that thing makes a good bat. Wanna play some FlameBall? [Blaze asks as she grabs a rock and sets it on fire. Goldie eagerly nods and the two walk away while Phoenix relaxes with Hermit crab.]

[Meanwhile the wind up nixel lands on mixel mountain. The nixel looks up and sees three large statues, one gray, one red and one yellow. The nixel grows and kicks the toe of the electric statue which gives it a shock. The nixel yelps and runs off.]

[Iris out on Nixel, and "The End" logo.]

Nixel: [Destroys the logo, and falls face first.] Nix, nix! Nix, nix, nix! Nix! Nix! Nix, nix, nix!

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[Episode opens in the electroid kingdom. Goldie and Blaze are sitting on a small box made into a bench and the two are watching the race track. Hermit crab is snacking on some popcorn and Phoenix is holding squirrel up in the air so squirrel could use a stopwatch for Amps latest attempt to break her speed record.]

Blaze: So do you think Amps is gonna break her record this time? I think she might actually do it since Twisty gave her some oil to help loosen her skate wheels. [Blaze asks as her fire fumes with excitement.]

Goldie: Me not know. She try other ninety eight time and never do it… and each time cause major blackout. [Goldie admits with a worried look.] But maybe she do it this time. [Goldie says trying to be hopeful.]

[Squirrel catches the two dolls' attention with a chitter, and he lifts up the timer so Amps can see it back at the finish line. Amps nods and gives Squirrel a thumbs up.]

Amps: All ---[shocks herself]--- ready! [Amps says with a confident smirk as her side ponytail sparks with electricity.]

[Squirrel nods, and as soon as he activates the stopwatch, Amps speeds off at the speed of sound. Amps speeds past Blaze and Goldie. The pure speed Amps was skating at accidentally knocks the two off of the box bench. Blaze and Goldie get up with cheers as Amps zips away.]

[Amps speeds past the infernite kingdom, leaving Coal in the dust, which helps build the sandcastle she was making.]

Coal: Thanks Amps! [Coal giggles as she waves goodbye to the yellow blur as Phoenix Chick peeks out from under a bucket.]

[At this point Amps is just a yellow blur similar to a thunderbolt. The Amps blur speeds past the Cragster kingdom, and when she passes the Flexer kingdom, Twisty watches from above as she sips her morning tea.]

[At the Fang Gang kingdom Chipmunk is looking up with worry. Chipmunk is watching as Snaps hangs by her head jaws since she keeps trying to eat a hanging coconapple. Amps speeds by, and her electricity zaps the hybrid fruit, making Snaps fall to the ground with a thud before the coconapple falls on her.]

Snaps: I'm fine! [She eats the coconapple in a few bites.]

[Amps arrives at the Frosticon kingdom where Blizzy is waiting for her. Blizzy has just finished her latest ice sculpture which was a large coaster track. Amps speeds into the track with the ice helping her pace get faster and faster as she runs across it.]

Amps: Letz ---[shocks herself]--- go!

[Amps reaches the climax where the coaster tracks end at a large decline. Amps closes her eyes and generates every single atom of electricity in her and focuses them all on her speed skates. There's a big boom of electricity and a single yellow bolts back across the six tribe lands as an electric boom blacks each one out one by one.]

[Goldie and Blaze are getting up and dusting their clothes off before the bolt arrives and a roar of thunder echoes through the electroid kingdom. Amps electricity is sucked dry and she crashes on the finish line while her friends and pet cheer.]

Goldie: Wow! That faster then fast! [Goldie says with a bright smile as she helps Amps get up.]

Blaze: Yeah that has to be a record breaker for sure! I bet you were faster than the fastest! [Blaze hypes Amps up with a smile as Amps stretches.]

[Before Amps could speak however Squirrel comes up to her with a sad look as he hands her the stopwatch.]

Amps: Huh? Squirrel what is it? [Amps looks at the stopwatch and her face saddens.] Oh…

Blaze: What is it Amps? Did the stopwatch break from your electricity? [Blaze asks with worry as Goldie hugs Amps arm with concern.]

Amps: Dang it, I waz ten zecondz late! [Amps reveals with a frown as she face palms and shocks herself.] I knew I zhouldn't have taken that detour in the zproingy lands! [Amps groans at her mistake.]

Blaze: Well hey you can always try again! Plus I gots an idea. [Blaze says confidently.] We just gotta get you more charged! Remember how you powered your whole home thanks to that experiment with Goldie? We just need to use that remaining power to charge you up and beat that speed record! [Blaze explains while hermit crab looks rather nervous and he steps away shaking his head.]

Amps: That zoundz great! [Amps says as her electricity sparks but her stomach growls.] But firzt i need to recharge with zome grub. Later! [Amps grabs squirrel and speeds off leaving her friends in the dust and Phoenix coughs.]

[As the girls leave they don't see the gray pair of binoculars watching their every move. The binoculars go down revealing an unhappy Onyx and a wind up nixel.]

Onyx: Ugh just look at them! All of that power and they just waste it on idiotic activities like breaking silly little records. [Onyx huffs with frustration.] You know what I would do if I had that speed?

[The wind up nixel shrugs and Onyx smacks it on the head with her mitten.]

Onyx: I would use it to gain more territory for the Nixel armada, duh! [Onyx scoffs.] I seriously need to make a better training video for my army. [Onyx grumbles before getting up and walking off.]

[Meanwhile Amps speeds over to the side of a battery acid lake. The lake was sparkling with electricity and normally for any other doll it would be extremely dangerous to even be near it but thankfully for Amps it was just a normal lake.]

Amps: Ah nothing like cooling off and recharging with a dip of acid right Squirrel? [Amps asks as she takes her skates off and puts them to the side before dipping her feet in the battery acid.]

[From afar a windup nixel is drinking some water while patrolling the area with another pair of binoculars. Theplush nixel spots Amps without her speed skates and also sees Squirrel napping in the shade. The nixel spits out the water and it quickly grabs a radio.]

[Cut to the next scene of Blaze's kitchen window. Slowly Onyx rises up with her binoculars and she's looking at Blaze relaxing in her lava sink like a hot tub. Blaze is humming to herself as Phoenix snacks on a chip but the moment is ruined when Onyx's radio suddenly buzzes causing the nixeloopsy’s face to pale.]

Blaze: [Blaze gasps at Onyx's sudden appearance with shock.] Gah! Get out of here you freakin weirdo! [Blaze throws her shoe through the window hitting Onyx square in the chest.]

Onyx: Gah! [Onyx falls to the ground with a groan since the wind was knocked out of her.] Ugh.. [Onyx quickly grabs her radio with a scowl before screaming into it.] SOLDIER YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR THIS CALL! YOU RUINED MY SPY MISSION!

[The wind up nixel is shaking from fear of getting scrapped so it quickly explains what's going on pointing to Amps relaxing and Squirrel taking a snooze both leaving the speed skates unsupervised.]

Onyx: What? The yellow one’s skates are available?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU BLUNDERING FOOL! [The nixel shivers and tries to explain itself over the radio but Onyx quickly interrupts him.] Why are you wasting your time?! Go get me those skates! [The nixel nods with a quick salute before running off.]

[Cut to the skates laying on ground away from the battery acid so their mechanics wouldn't get gummed up. The wind up nixel peeks out of a nearby bush and it looks at the relaxing electroids before looking back at the skates. Slowly the toy nixel steps out of the bush although it is still looking at the electroids. Slowly the nixel grabs the skates before rushing off as fast as it could.]

[The nixel quickly hides behind a electricity generator and lets out a sigh of relief that it wasn't caught and it looks at the skates with curiosity. The nixel tilts its head before it gains an idea and it slips the oversized skates onto its legs before it grabs the generator and uses it as support to stand up. The nixel grins at the height advantage but when it tries to roll forwards it speeds off faster than it could say nix.]

[Onyx had walked over to the Cragster kingdom and she is sitting on top of a rock with a bored look her foot impatiently tapping as she looks around.]

Onyx: Come on, when is that little idiot ever getting here?! [Before Onyx can get up the wind up nixel crashes into her with the skates still on its little legs. Onyx is slammed down on the ground and the nixel is knocked out by the impact.]

Onyx: Look where you're going you- [Onyx gasps when she sees the nixel.] The skates! [Onyx grabs the skates not caring for the Nixel anymore.] Finally! Instead of wasting their power on useless things I'll use these skates to correct this world! [Onyx grins and throws her boots away before she sits down and slides the skates on with ease.]

[Onyx stands up although she is wobbly since she isn't experienced with skating. Onyx remembers how Amps always posed when she used the skates and Onyx shakily tries to recreate the pose before suddenly zipping off with a scream of surprise.]

[With the distant scream Amps eyes open her state of relaxation is broken in an instant.]

Amps: Huh? Is zomeone in trouble? [Amps stand up with confusion, her ponytail crackling with electricity. Squirrels eyes widen when he sees that the skates he's been watching had been stolen without a trace. Squirrel starts chittering with fear getting Amps attention.]

Amps: Huh? Zquirrel what're you- THE ZKATEZ!” [Amps screams with horror when she sees the skates are missing.] Oh no, oh no! Oh no no no no no! Thiz iz bad! Real real bad!

[Amps runs around looking in shrubs and behind machines desperately searching for her skates as her hair starts getting more and more charged up with electricity to the point it's glowing.]

[Cut to Goldie humming as she placed a picnic blanket on the ground with hermit crab placing some plates and a thermos on it.]

Goldie: Perfect day for rock picnic! [Goldie says oblivious to the screaming doll running right at her.]

Hermit crab: [nods but his eyes widen when he spots Amps running over with an extremely panicked expression. Hermit crab tries to speak up but Amps accidentally trips and tumbles over Goldie.]

Goldie: Gah! Amps! [Goldie is frustrated at first but when she sees Amps hair she gasps.] Amps! Your hair glowing like sun!

Amps: [Amps nods with a very panicked expression as her hair lets out loose zaps of electricity.] I know! Thiz iz bad! Very very bad! Zomeone ztole my zkatez!

Goldie: [However Goldie is pretty confused by what Amps says.] How missing skates make hair glow?

Amps: [Amps suddenly starts rapidly shaking Goldie.] BECAUZE THEY LET OUT MY ELECTRICITY! IF I DONT LET OUT MY ELECTRICITY THEN…

[Amps has a horrified expression as the sound of a loud explosion plays out in her head rattling planet mixel.]

Goldie: T-then what? [Goldie's voice is terrified and hermit crab is also pretty damn scared.]

Amps: Then there will be a big crater inztead of Mixel park. [Amps reveals much to Goldie’s and hermit crabs horror. However before either can speak up Amps eyes start glowing and she lets out a pained scream.]

Goldie: Amps! What happening?! [Goldie asks, scared for her life as hermit crab hides in his shell.]

Amps: O-overload! [Amps says struggling to speak before her hair lets out a loose lightning bolt that zaps a tree leafless.]

[Goldie lets out a scream and quickly gets up.]

Goldie: Ah! Okay okay! Me look for skates! Hermit crab you get help! Twisty and Blaze help! [Goldie orders and hermit crab nods before running off. Goldie spots Squirrel arriving over the horizon.] Squirrel! You remove zap zaps! [Goldie commands before she runs off.]

[Squirrel arrives tired but he nods and gets to biting Amps hair and sucking in electricity before spitting it out. Amps is briefly relieved before her energy builds up again making her panic before Squirrel repeats the process.]

[Cut to Blaze is practicing her surfing moves in a lava pool as Twisty watches from a safe distance. The two are interrupted when Hermit Crab arrives panicking.]

Twisty: Hermit crab! What’s wrong? [Twisty asks with worry and Blaze quickly swims back to shore.]

Blaze: Did Goldie get trapped in a well again?

Hermit crab: [Hermit crab shakes his head and tries to explain the situation. Blaze doesn’t understand but thankfully Twisty does.]

Twisty: AMPS IS GOING TO EXPLODE?! [Twisty scream making Blaze jump before she also panics.]

Blaze: Hold up what?! I didn’t even know Amps could explode! [Blaze says with shock before Twisty uses her tentacles to pick Blaze and Hermit crab up rushing to the location he said that Amps was at.]

[Cut away to the next scene where Coal is happily building a gigantic sandcastle with Phoenix Chick. Coal grabs a flag ready to finish off her three foot high masterpiece before a gray blur speeds by knocking it to the ground and Coal is left standing there shocked before tearing up.]

[Snaps is trying to eat a melopump but before she can take a bite the gray blur zips next to her knocking her head into it. Snaps gets up and struggles to take the gourd/melon off as she growls with anger.]

[Blizzy's eyes narrow as she carefully uses a serving spoon to dig out ice cream from one of the trees in the icey orchard. Blizzy carefully puts the bowl down and looks up at the tree with worry before she lets out a sigh of relief that a creamalanche didn't happen. Blizzy grabs her bowl and adds some chocolate syrup ready to enjoy her treat before the infamous gray blur passes by and the ground starts to rumble before the tree falls apart and Blizzy is covered with only her eyes visible.]

[Hard cut back to where the nixel had fallen unconscious. The wind up plush wakes up confused as it looks around before the gray blur suddenly arrives behind it making it scream. The nixel whips around and looks up to see that Onyx had mastered the skates.]

Onyx: Isn't this amazing?! In a minute flat I squandered the plans of some idiotic mixeloopsies! A minute! [Onyx says with a giddy grin.] Do you hear that Mixel park?! This is a new era of nixels! One where we'll finally rule this awful colorful world and the only tones will be monochrome!

Onyx: Nixels! Gather! [Onyx whistles and she summons all of her nixels causing a stampede that serves as a transition to the next scene.]

[Twisty Hermit Crab and Blaze arrive at the scene where much to everyone’s horror Amps is letting loose bolts of electricity everywhere her body is constantly zapping herself into various poses as she screams.]

Amps: HELP! ME! [Amps cries between zaps. Blaze is shocked but she runs forwards past a knocked out squirrel who had been overloaded with zaps.]

Blaze: Hold on girl! [Blaze says as she looks around before spotting a cable that used to lead electricity to the magma wastelands. Blaze runs up and she quickly climbs up the power tower like nothing before she tries to break a wire.] A little help here! [Blaze calls down to Twisty.]

[Twisty looks in her pockets before she gets out a pocket knife that she found in the rubberlands at an abandoned house.]

Twisty: Here! [Twisty stretches her hair up so she could use one of her tentacle pigtails to hand blaze the knife.] I found this while looking for books!

[Blaze nods and she quickly grabs the knife before she uses it to cut the wire down. When the wire slams on the floor Twisty uses her tentacles to grab it before she runs over to Amps and wraps the wire around the electroid finally sucking the electricity away.]

Amps: [Amps lets out a relieved sigh as her zaps calm down although her hair still glowed.] Oh thank zeamztrezz. That waz a total nightmare! [Amps says with a scared frown.] Hopefully Goldie findz the zkatez zoon… [Amps has a pretty worried look.]

Twisty: Yes, I hope our rocky friend finds the rotten thief that stole your skates. Because I think this might only be a temporary solution! [Twisty points out as Amps zaps travel across the wire filling it instantly. The zaps travel to the magma wasteland powering the whole infernite kingdom.] We need another way to get rid of these blasted zaps! [Twisty pounds her fist into her palm trying to think.]

Blaze: Oh try dancing or exercising! That’s how I get coal to release energy when she won’t take her nap! [Blaze says as she does a little dance. Twisty shakes her head but Amps goes with Blaze's plan, dancing as hard as she can.]

Twisty: Alright.. Blaze you get Amps to keep dancing I’m going to find more wires! [Twisty insists and Blaze nods as she dances with the electrified Amps. Twistys tentacles flow in the air making another transition to show Onyx meeting with her army.]

Onyx: Alright men! Now that we have our own super weapon. [Onyx points down at her stolen skates that had been badly painted to be monochrome.] We need a plan! And I have the perfect one of course. [Onyx says bowing as a wind up nixel pushes a chalkboard in.]

Onyx: Now! First we’re gonna steal all of those pathetic doll’s pets and little brats and cage em up! [Onyx draws herself on the skates easily grabbing the mixeloopsies pets plus the little sisters.] Then the mixeloopsies will be willing to do anything we want to get their things back! So we’ll have them sign a contract to convert to the nixel side and boom! We’ll take over the world! [Onyx cackles but the nixel army looks confused.]

[A brave wind up nixel walks up and flips the board. Before Onyx could yell at it the nixel draws a stampeding army of nixels with Onyx leading them wielding her stop sign.]

Onyx: A full on invasion? Oh! New idea! We’ll have a full on invasion instead of a dumb contract! [Onyx yells as the army cheers with her.] Onwards! [Onyx yells as she goes to use the skates but she ends up tripping and falling face first.] Huh?

Onyx: [Onyx gets up to look at the skates with confusion before she realizes that the other nixels were watching.] You saw nothing! Go! [Onyx yells and the nixels scatter leaving the doll alone.] Ugh what’s wrong with these stupid things? [Onyx grumbles looking at the skates battery which is all out of juice as it goes limp like a noodle.] Out of power?! How? I saw that stupid Electroid run laps around mixel park with these things! [Onyx pounds the skates against a stone trying to power them up while a figure walks up behind her.]

Figure: Maybe you ask how to power before stealing.

[Onyx flinches and she turns around horrified to see a very angry Goldie. Goldie swiftly punches Onyx in the stomach leaving her on the ground. Goldie steals the skates back gagging at the bad paint.]

Onyx: I.. thought you wanted more of a fight? [Onyx questions in pain.]

Goldie: [Goldie shakes her head.] Me no want fight. Me too busy. They want fight though.

[Goldie points and Onyx looks over her shoulder only to let out a scared gasp. Standing there is a teary eyed Coal, a furious ice cream covered Blizzy who cracks her knuckles despite not having bones and Snaps who’s facing backwards thanks to the melopump covering her head but Blizzy turns her to face the right direction]

Goldie: You girls play. Me need to save Amps! [Goldie runs away as the three angry Mixeloopsies jump Onyx causing a big fight cloud to appear as Onyx screams.]

[Goldie runs as fast as she can with skates in hand. When Goldie arrives she gasps in shock as she sees the scene before her.]

[Amps is Zapping in and out of speech as three wires were tied around her and she was dancing as hard as she could while Blaze laid on the ground wheezing.]

Blaze: Never… Danced.. So.. Hard.. [Blaze wheezes out a small flame.]

Twisty: Well Amps still need to boogie down since her life literally depends on it! [Twisty says pointing at the wires which were starting to glow regarding how much electricity they were taking in.] She’s powering all six tribe lands AND Mixel park!

Amps; I’M [ZAP] BOOGYING [ZAP] AZ [ZAP] BEZT [ZAP] AZ [ZAP] I [ZAP] CAN! [Amps snaps between zaps.]

Goldie: Guys guys! Me got skates! [Everyone gasps as Goldie runs over but the cragster doll ends up tripping. Thankfully the skates fling through the air landing in Amps mits. Amps puts the skates on before suddenly her whole body glows and the wires pop off.]

[Before even a millisecond passes Amps zips off leaving a trail of sparks in the magma wasteland, Cragster mines and Electroid mountains. Blizzy is returning to her home with a frown before she blinks and there’s a long path of melted snow in front of her. The houses in the rubberlands sway as an invisible force speeds under them and the sculptures in the fang gang lands are jumbled up. All across planet mixel there are quick yellow lines as a lone shadow on the moon watches with curiosity.]

[Finally at mixel mountain the glowing blur arrives revealing itself to be Amps. Amps electricity finally runs out as she collapses under a large yellow statue of a beast with crazy hair and a long tail.]

Amps: Ugh… [Amps looks up and smiles as she spots the statue.] I had enough zapping for today. [Amps climbs up and she lays on the back of the statue a smile forming on her stitched face. Amps yawns and falls asleep thanks to the warm feeling the statue gave her as her electricity courses through the stone beast.]

[Eyeris out on Amps who hiccups in her sleep and lets loose a final stray zap. The zap powers her stopwatch which shows that she finally beat the record.]

Chapter Text

[The episode starts with a clear blue sky without a single cloud. Soon a small gray puffy cloud moves in to try and block the sun but two long black and orange tentacles stretch up and start poking the cloud.]

Twisty: Shoo! Shoo, you little rascal, we don't need you today! [Twisty pushes the cloud away so it won't bother the mixeloopsies and their plans.]

[The camera pans down to see what looks to be a race track with a seating area made out of wood nailed together haphazardly. Twisty and Amps are sitting at an announcer table while Squirrel and Squid are with Phoenix and Hermit Crab, who are setting up a wagon together.]

Twisty: Are you guys ready? You'll be extra important in helping announce the race. [Twisty asks and the pets nod excitedly. Twisty helps tie a rope from the wagon to Squirrel's torso so he can pull the cart with the pets in it.]

Twisty: Now that the wagon is settled. Are you girls set up? [Twisty asks as the camera turns to reveal Blaze and Goldie. Blaze is on top of her skate/surfboard and Goldie is walking on a big boulder like a circus ball.]

Blaze: Yep! I got this baby all fired up with some fresh wax! [Blaze proudly reveals her freshly waxed board and the sun shines off of it, accidentally igniting a tree in the background.]

Goldie: Yeah yeah! And me roll bolder for weeks to be round! [Goldie shows how smooth her boulder had gotten thanks to her rolling.]

Twisty: Good! So the announcers and vehicles are all set up. We just need the audience! [Twisty says happily although Goldie is confused.]

Goldie: Wait wait! Amps why you not racing? You love go go fast! [Goldie asks, confused and a tad bit worried as she knows Amps speed addiction.]

Amps: Well to put it bluntly. [Amps rolls over to the race track and gets to the starting line. In two seconds she speeds off camera and arrives at the other side of the shot at the finish line.] It wouldn't be fair.

[The other two dolls' eyes widen and they quickly nod with small agreements that Amps was better off as an announcer since they actually wanted a chance at winning.]

[Meanwhile, Snaps is sitting in the audience with a rather grumpy look as Blizzy sits next to her.]

Snaps: Still don't understand why I can't participate with my tractor. [Snaps huffs and Blizzy gives her a deadpan look.]

Blizzy: Snaps. Last time yous drove the tractor you nearly ran over Twisty, Goldie, Blaze and me. [Blizzy coldly explains, and when she says drove, she makes air quotations as Snaps controlling her tractor wasn't really driving but more so riding on the steering wheel in circles.]

[Snaps eyes widen and she looks away with a guilty expression at the memory. Amps and Twisty return to the announcer's table, and Twisty grabs a mini megaphone from under the table. Twisty quickly uses her tentacles to hold her up as they stretch higher and higher into the air until Twisty can see the whole track. Twisty taps the megaphone a few times to get it working before she shouts into it.]

Twisty: Is everyone ready?! [Twisty shouts into the microphone, but it ends up coming out way too loud, making Goldie nearly lose balance, and causing hermit crab to hide in his shell. Twisty cringes and turns the volume knob down.] Whoops. Is everyone ready?

[This time the crowd cheers as they look up at Twisty.]

Twisty: Good! I, Twisty StretchNPull, am proud to announce the 20th annual Cubit Cup after a long hiatus of about. [Twisty looks at her history notes about the mixopolis cubit cup and nods when she sees the answer to her question.] Fifty years! [The audience cheers as Snaps stuffs her face with popcorn and Blizzy sucks on a Slushie.]

Twisty: I'm not the only one announcing though. Amps ZipNZap is my electric companion for today and the pets over there will help with making sure none of the contestants get hurt and for spotting things I can't see from up here. [Twisty explains as Amps waves and the pets let out some happy noises. Squid even holds up a walkie-talkie that Twisty gave him earlier.]

Twisty: Now for our contestants facing this mighty battle for the cubit cup! Blaze Flamestoker and Goldie-

[However, before Twisty can finish, violent honking and sputtering fills the air, interrupting the Flexer host. Everyone looks in the direction of the awful noises and gasps when they see the source.]

[The source is Onyx as she arrives in a car powered by an old engine she rebuilt. The car is monochrome and quite old-fashioned as wind-up nixels ride behind her in the passenger seat.]

Twisty: [Twisty sputters a bit out of shock.] Wh-What?! You! Onyx what in the world are you doing here?!

Blaze: [Blaze hops off of her board as her hair flares up and she growls.] You’re not trying to ruin the race, are you? [Blaze asks with a stitched scowl.]

Onyx: Ruin the race? I would never! Especially with the prize on the line! I came here to compete. [Onyx says trying to look graceful as all the mixeloopsies and the pets gasp.]

Blaze: Onyx you always come to ruin our fun! How are we supposed to trust you!?

Onyx: [Onyx scoffs and stands up in her car seat.] Oh please when was the last time I mistreated any of you?

[The mixeloopsy's faces go blank, and they look at each other as if Onyx said the stupidest thing imaginable before they face Onyx again.]

Blaze: You pushed my little sister into lava without her floaties?

Goldie: You ruin my rock garden!

Ampz: You literally ztole my zkatez a week ago!

Blizzy: You constantly steal ice cream from my little sister, and you torn down my snowmixels!

Twisty: Not to mention all the awful things you called us. Schnix you even made up words to call us! [Flexa pulls out a notebook she had made to keep track of every single insult Onyx had called the mixeloopsies.]

Snaps: Yeah! You called me a- [Onyx quickly interrupts Snaps before she can finish.]

Onyx: Okay okay! Maybe I caused a tiny bit of trouble. But is there a rule against nixels in the race? [Onyx points out with a smug grin.]

Twisty: Hmm. [Twisty looks through the rules she had written down for the race, but she gasps and facepalms when she sees that there was no Anti-nixel rule.] Oh of all the rules I forget to record!

[The rest of the girls, except for Onyx, jaws drop before they look at the nixeloopsie.]

Goldie: That mean…

Onyx: I'm in the race! [Onyx says confidently before she sits back down in her car with her passenger nixels snickering.]

[The other racers look at Twisty with horror but the flexer doll sighs.]

Twisty: Well.. everyone welcome the new addition to our race, Onyx grayscale.

[Only cricket sounds play, but after getting elbowed, one wind-up nixel starts clapping as the other nixels cheers. All the while Onyx basks in her minions' applause.]

Twisty: Although Onyx, if you want to compete, you also have to follow the rules. So, no cheating, no hurting other racers, and no poor sportsmixelship!

[Onyx nods and agrees with a small nod although she has her non-existent fingers crossed behind her back. After all, it won't be her causing trouble. Onyx drives up to the starting line beside the two uneasy mixeloopsies.]

Twisty: Now get ready… [Twisty grabs a large orange balloon from Amps.] Set. [the racers get ready as Amps grabs a needle.] Go!

[With a loud POP of the balloon the racers speed off faster than a nixel on a sugar high. Onyx is practically suffocating the gas pedal with how hard she steps on it, getting herself far in the game. However, Onyx hears rumbling, and when she uses a side mirror to look behind her she sees Goldie catching up with a determined expression, and Blaze isn't far behind.]

Onyx: [Onyx grins to herself.] Looks like it's all going to plan.

[Meanwhile, the audience is watching intently… all except for Snaps who was too busy snacking on popcorn. Snaps eyes open in confusion when she reaches into the bag and feels nothing but when she looks there is no popcorn left. Snap looks up at the race again and she quickly grows bored.]

Snaps: Ugh this is boring! I'm gonna get more food! [Snaps hops down and wanders off although the others are too distracted by the race to notice the Fang Gangster's absence.]

[While Snaps wanders off to do maximum mixel knows what Onyx is trying damnedest to stay in the lead but, Goldie is right next to her perfectly balancing on her moving boulder. Squirrel is ahead of the group with his fellow pets spectating the racing duo.]

Goldie: You never win Cubit cup! [Goldie says with a determined expression as her body concentrates on moving the boulder even faster.]

Onyx: Oh we'll see about that rocks for brains! [Onyx sneers with a sly smirk.]

[However unknown to any of the mixeloopsies and pets below Onyx's car dashboard there were a few buttons each varying in shades of gray. Onyx secretly presses the first button and yards away two wind-up nixels perk up as a light flashes and a sign pops up. The nixels salute before immediately getting to work.]

[A few minutes later Goldie and Onyx arrive at the scene with Goldie finally managing to get ahead of Onyx but she spots a sign that makes her gasp with joy.]

Goldie: Free teddy butterfly?! Me be looking for that forever! [Goldie cheers with joy as she quickly rolls off the path to find the figure she was promised. Blaze though is concerned by the sign.]

Blaze: Goldie Wait! [Blaze follows after the cragster with worry.]

[Suddenly Goldie is flung off of her boulder when it stops with no warning. Goldie screams but thankfully she lands on the ground without a stitch popping.]

Goldie: Gah! Why boulder stop? [Goldie looks up at the boulder but when she looks down there is a comically large glue trap that is keeping the boulder hostage.] Huh?! [Goldie immediately goes to free her boulder but when she accidentally steps on the glue trap her feet end up stuck and when she struggles her body falls over.]

[Blaze looks in horror at seeing her best friend stuck in a glue trap.]

Blaze: Goldie! Don't worry girl, I'll free you! [Blaze rushes over but Goldie stops her with her free arm that hadn't managed to get stuck.]

Goldie: No no! Onyx still win if you help! Don't let cheater win! [Goldie begs pointing at the escaping nixeloopsie although the pets are following her. Blaze is hesitant at first but she breathes in and nods.]

Blaze: Alright but once I get to the others I'll get them to help you! I promise! [Blaze says with determination before she gets back on her skateboard and she uses her head flame to propel herself forwards like a jet.]

[Meanwhile Twisty and Amps are waiting at the announcers stand with worried expressions on their faces.]

Amls: I feel like zomething bad juzt happened. [Amps admits and Twisty nods]

[The camera zooms in behind them and behind the seats revealing Snaps who is still looking for snacks. The feisty doll hasn't found anything yet but she perks up when she smells something delicious coming from a nearby shed that used to house gardening tools for the fang gang farms.]

[Snaps quickly gets on all fours and follows her nose until she sees the makeshift popcorn machine that Snaps pet chipmunk is operating while Blizzys pet fox runs a slushy machine. Although the snacks look mouth wateringly delicious in Snaps eyes the main attraction for her is the gigantic brown tractor in the middle.]

[Snaps eyes widen in awe at the tractor but she knows the pets supervising it won't let her drive it due to Snaps history of causing chaos. Snaps looks around before she spots a pebble and she quickly throws it through the window startling the two pets who quickly leave to check it out. Snaps grins and comes out of hiding.]

Snaps: Come to Mama! [Snaps quickly runs in and scurries onto the tractor scaling every ledge until she reaches the wheel and start up button. Snaps sits on the wheel and slams her foot on the start button and the tractor roars to life. Snaps giggles at the bumpy sensation before the tractor suddenly takes off with Snaps letting out a mischievous laugh before the scene changes back to the race.]

[Blaze is chasing Onyx with the fury of a thousand suns burning within her. Blaze's rage was obvious though as her fire is fuming and absolutely out of control.]

Blaze: ONYX YOU NO GOOD POTATO SACK OF A DOLL! I KNOW YOU SABOTAGED GOLDIE! [Blaze yells out making Onyx's eyes widen in fear of the furious infernite for a brief moment before she smirks again.]

Onyx: Oh no that wasn't me Blaze that was my misbehaving nixels! I didn't do anything just like right NOW!

[Onyx slams the second secret button and up ahead a group of nixel troops are alerted. The troop quickly build up a dam to store up water and when Onyx and Blaze speed by the troops kick the dam down instantly releasing a mini tsunami right at Blaze.]

[Blaze lets out a horrified scream as her fear of water kicks in and she zooms up a tree narrowly avoiding the flood by a hair. Onyx escapes the water by speeding up ahead and the wave catches the pets off guard, sending them spinning away on their little wagon now used as a makeshift boat.]

Blaze: You won't get away with this Onyx! [Blaze yells out before the branch she is on lets out a cracking sound and she holds on tighter with a scared noise.]

[Onyx cackles as her car speeds away from the watery wreckage she caused. Onyx keeps on driving while humming the nixel armada anthem to herself but soon a large shadow covers her as giggles fill the air.]

Onyx: Huh?

[Onyx looks behind her but her eyes widen in horror as she behind her and sees a huge tractor towering over her. The mechanical beast's engine is sputtering an unholy noise as a certain fang gang doll happily rides on its steering wheel. Snaps doesn't even notice Onyx as she is too busy having the ride of her life.]

[Onyx is stuck in silent horror at God's creation before she lets out a horrified blood curdling scream. Onyx hits the pedal harder than a miner hitting stone and her car shoots off although it is no match for the beast that is a feral doll on a big metal killing machine.]

[In the distance Twisty is desperately trying to page the pets on their walkie talkie but no one is answering which makes the Flexer more worried.]

Twisty: Why aren’t they answering? Why aren’t they answering?! [Twistys voice gets more and more panicked as she repeatedly taps the buttons on her walkie talkie but Amps quickly grabs the Flexer by the shoulder and shakes her.]

Amps: Znap out of it Twizty! Zometimez zquirrel zapz electric zignalz away from ztuff! Maybe that happened! [Amps explains and the electroid smiles as she sees that her method successfully calmed her Flexer friend down. However the peace doesn’t last as Blizzy hears a familiar horrifying roar and a thousand yard stare takes over face.]

Blizzy: We need to move. NOW. [Blizzy says, confusing the hosts before she suddenly grabs them and moves out of the way. The two dolls look and gasp in horror as they see the quickly approaching tractor and car with the former carrying a laughing Snaps and the latter carrying a nixeloopsie that is driving for her life with her screaming passengers.]

[Onyx looks around frantically before she spots a ditch nearby that the tractor thankfully can't reach. Onyx swerves accidentally knocking her nixel passengers off and the car drives into the ditch. The tractor nearly runs the wind-up nixels over but thankfully misses and it crosses the finish line before finally running out of fuel.]

Twisty: [Twisty looks up and gasps at the sight of the empty tractor.. and snaps who is trying to figure out how to get it running again.] Snaps!

Snaps: [Snaps eyes widen and she quickly turns around to see all the eyes on her. Snaps gains a sheepish grin on all three of her jaws and she chuckles.] Hehe.. I couldn't help myself? [Snaps says making Twisty sigh while Blizzy huffs.]

Twisty: [Twisty looks at Onyx who is struggling to get out of her car and she looks at Amps who looks concerned at the absence of the other racers. The two dolls nod at each other and Amps zips off to find her friends.] Well I guess the winner of this year's cubit cup is… Snaps!

[The crowd and snaps gasp at the news. Snaps quickly jumps down from the tractor with a giddy giggle and she runs over to Twisty.]

Snaps: Really?! I won? Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! [Snaps’ body is jittering with excitement and her jaws are happily snapping with pure joy. But in the background Onyx falls out of her car with shock.)

Onyx: WHAT?! SHE WON?! BUT SHE ISN'T EVEN IN THIS RACE! [Onyx yells with fury as her minions complain with her.]

Twisty: I'm sorry Onyx but it's in the rules. If they start at the line and get through the finish line then they win and since the shed Snaps stole [Twisty glares at Snaps] the tractor from is technically next to the finish line then that means Snaps wins. Although if she pulls this again then she will be disqualified. [Twisty explains and at the warning Snaps lets out an awkward chuckle.]

Onyx: But I should’ve won fair and square! [Onyx complains but a shout comes after she finishes complaining.]

???: You played the oppozite of fair!

[The audience watches Amps arrive and she looks pretty tired. Blaze is riding in a wagon with the scarred pets and she is holding onto a glue trap where Goldie is still stuck. The victims are all looking at onyx with anger.]

Goldie: You get me stuck in trap! [Goldie tries to tear her mitten away but due to the pure stickiness of the glue trap she can’t do anything except wave around her free arm.]

Blaze: You nearly killed me with that wave your cronies set up! [Blaze yells as she gets up with her flame getting as big as her body.] You nearly killed the pets too! [Blaze points at the shaking pets who are huddled together in the wagon.]

[Everyone looks at Onyx who is clearly panicking.]

Onyx: I..uh.. gotta go! [Onyx runs away as fast as she can with her minions following her although they struggle to keep up.]

Snaps: Here hold this! The others can split it! [Snaps shoves the trophy into Twistys hands although it confuses Blaze and Goldie.]

Goldie: What!? But me thought that Snaps love trophy? [Snaps doesn't answer though as she gets onto all fours with a feral grin and she skitters towards Onyx at top speed.]

Twisty: Well girls in the rules there’s a specific punishment if you purposely hurt another doll and that rule is something that Snaps absolutely loves. [Twisty reveals with a small chuckle.]

[Onyx looks behind her and let’s out a scream of pure terror. Snaps is quickly gaining on her and she catches the wind up nixels in her head jaws. Snaps rears back before suddenly pouncing at Onyx with her teeth at the ready.]

[Iris out as the camera pans up to the sky and Onyx’s screams can be heard for miles.]

Chapter Text

[The episode begins as Goldie rushes past the logo with a determined expression. Goldie leaps up and her silhouette covers the sun before she kicks away a large boulder, sending it flying.]

[Goldie lands with a triumphant smile, and she looks up to see the boulder fly over a net, and hermit crab tries to kick it back, but it's no use, as it wasn't a strong enough kick, and so the boulder falls right onto the cragster crustacean's side of the net.]

Goldie: [Goldie leaps up with a happy cheer.] Me win! Good Volley-boulder game! [Goldie walks over and leans down so she and Hermit crab can high-five, or rather, high-five.] You best sport partner I know! [Goldie says proudly.]

Hermit crab: [Hermit crab bashfully blushes, but he nods eagerly at Goldie’s compliment. Although the crab does start itching near his shell.]

Goldie: You itchy? But me thought you had hot bath last night? [Goldie asks and she kneels down to get a better look at her pet’s shell but she finds nothing wrong with it.]

Hermit crab: [Hermit crab’s eyes widen and he quickly shakes his head with a nervous look. Hermit crab then goes back and picks up the boulder. With a few noises Hermit crab tried to insist on another round.]

Goldie: Alright then! But we check shell later. [Goldie insists and hermit crab nods with a sigh of relief.]

[Goldie and Hermit crab get back to game. The two smash the giant boulder from one side to another, and each time they hit the big rock, they accidentally leave an imprint of their fist or claw in it. The two are seen getting more and more intense until once again Goldie jumps and kicks the boulder right to hermit crab's side of the net.]

[Hermit crab runs around in a panic so he could hopefully dodge the boulder but no luck, the giant rock lands right on top of hermit crab and a loud crack is heard through the air. Goldie gasps with horror and she quickly runs over and throws the boulder away as if it was just crumpled paper.]

Goldie: Hermit crab! Me sorry me sorry me sorry! Me not mean to hurt you! [Goldie apologizes with horror as she looks down at hermit crab.] Eye or cubit cracked? Seam broken? Hurt hurt? [Much to Goldie's relief hermit crab shakes his head. After some more inspection Goldie sees that her pet isn't injured thanks to the boulder.]

Goldie: Phew! Good you perfectly oka- [Goldie and Hermit crab freeze when they hear another crack. The two look at Hermit crab's shell and they see a long crack stretching across it. Another crack forms and another before the shell completely shatters like broken pottery.]

[As soon as the pieces of shell fall and shatter on the floor Goldie’s eyes widen in terror at what lays beneath the shell. Cut to a shot of the cragsters tribe land and Goldie’s horrified screaming can be heard for miles as the camera shakes.]

[The scene cuts back to Goldie panicking. Goldie looks around stammering before she spots a small box that she would usually put towels in and Goldie quickly grabs it and slams it onto hermit crab.]

Goldie: me sorry me sorry me sorry! Me never mean to hurt you hermit crab! [Goldie worries as she hugs her pet close. Hermit crab is also shocked at the fact that his shell broke but he tries to let out a small noise but alas, Goldie interrupts him.]

Goldie: but no no worry! Me get you new better shell to make it up! New shell will protect you better than gold!

[Hermit crab tries to tell Goldie something but the doll runs off with hermit crab in her arms.]

Goldie: And me knows where to start! [Goldie says with an excited smile. The scene cuts away to the magma wastelands where Blaze is digging through a pile of stones.]

Blaze: Is this one good? [Blaze asks as she holds up a small lava rock.]

Goldie: Hmm, too small. [Goldie says and Blaze puts away the small lava rock.]

Blaze: [Blaze wheezes] How about this bad boy? [Blaze struggles to hold up a rather large magma stone.]

Goldie: [Goldie and hermit crab shakes their heads.] Too big.

Blaze: Alright! What about this one then? [Blaze puts the stone down with a sigh of relief before she shows a nice gleaming lava rock.]

Goldie: [Goldie and hermit crab gasp and look at each other with matching smiles.] Oh that's perfect! Hermit crab wanna give it a try? [Goldie asks and hermit crab nods.]

[Hermit crab skitters over to the lava rock as Blaze puts it down. Hermit crab looks over the rock before he carves a small hole in it and crawls in. Hermit crab relaxes and closes his eyestalks thanks to the cozy heat the new shell brings.. until it gets hotter.. and hotter.. and hotter until hermit crabs eyes snap wide open. The crab lets out a loud scream as he shoots out of his shell with his poor behind smoking.]

Goldie: Hermit crab! [Goldie yells with worry before she runs off screen. Goldie quickly returns with a bucket of water that she pours on hermit crab which thankfully soothes the cooked crab.] Uh Blaze me sorry but we have to look elsewhere for new shell.. [Goldie says with an apologetic look.]

Blaze: Eh it's alright. Maybe you could visit Blizzy next? I heard ice can be super strong. [Blaze suggests with a shrug.]

Goldie: That sound good. Thank for helping Blaze! [Goldie waves goodbye before she puts hermit crabs box back on and Goldie picks the crab up before running off.]

[The next scene is a montage where Goldie goes to different mixeloopsies for a shell for hermit crab but each shell has its own issues. First Goldie goes to Blizzy and Blizzy makes Hermit crab a ice shell but it ends up having the opposite effect of the lava rock shell. Hermit crab is frozen and with Goldie trying to thaw him Blizzy suggests that they go to Amps.]

[In the next montage scene Goldie and hermit crab visit Amps. Amps quickly makes a makeshift electric shell, but when hermit crab curiously taps it, he accidentally shocks himself on a wire. Goldie gasps with horror, and Amps lets out a nervous chuckle before she suggests that the two visit Snaps since she's a great wood carver.]

[Goldie and Hermit crab arrive at Snaps in the next scene. At the twos request Snaps quickly whips up a nice wooden shell with a pretty colorful pattern. Hermit crab scuttles into it but he runs out with various splinters. Goldie looks incredibly guilty and worry ridden while Snaps looks confused as the montage ends.]

Snaps: Uh, Twistys smart, maybe she knows something? [Snaps says tilting her head.]

Goldie: Alright.. thank for helping. [Goldie sighs and she picks her pet up and starts walking.] Me sorry hermit crab.. me keep trying to get shell for you but they just hurt you! But me promise to keep looking until we find perfect shell!

[Hermit crab is about to tell Goldie but when he spots Twisty sorting some beautiful looking teacups he quickly shuts up. Hermit crab leaps out of Goldie's grasp and he scuttles over to look at the pretty porceramics. Twisty notices hermit crab although she is baffled at his current fashion choices.]

Twisty: Hermit crab it is absolutely lovely to have you visit but why in the world are you wearing a box as a shell? [Twisty asks, tilting her head before Goldie comes over.]

Goldie: Because I broke shell on accident.. we playing rockball before I hit hermit crab shell and boom! No more shell… [Goldie explains with regret before she notices the teacups and hermit crabs infatuation with them.] Oh oh! Can we use teacup as shell? [Goldie asks as she points to the one teacup hermit crab was inspecting.]

Twisty: [Twisty looks unsure and pretty hesitant about letting hermit crab use one of her precious teacups.] I'm not sure those teacups are rather rare and they aren't made anymore…

Goldie: Then we pay you! If teacup ever breaks i give you as much cragster gold as you want! [Goldie bargains with a desperate look as hermit crab puts on the teacup and he gleams at how good it looks on him.]

[Twisty thinks for a bit and places her mit on her chin. After a few moments she nods.]

Twisty: Alright then. It's a deal. [Twisty says as she puts her hand out for Goldie. Goldie smiles eagerly and she happily shakes Twisty's hand to the point where the cragster accidentally shakes twisty like a maraca.]

Goldie: Thank you thank you thank you! [Goldie says with a happy smile before she picks hermit crab and walks away leaving Twisty to recover from dizziness.]

[Goldie happily skips to her homeland as hermit crab admires his beautiful new shell. However Goldie hears a noise and she whips around only to gasp.]

[There are multiple wind up nixels running away as quickly as possible. The nixels are carrying large bags filled with cragster gold chunks. Goldie quickly puts hermit crab down before she glared at the nixels.]

Goldie: You! Bad nixels stop now!” [Goldie yells as she runs after the nixels who speed up. Goldie follows the nixels who go run under a stone fence. The plush vermin look behind them only to scream when Goldie easily bursts through the fence as if it was made of paper.]

[The chase continues as Goldie easily smashes any obstacle the nixels try to put in her way. The nixels look to a mine shaft and they pull out one last resort. The nixels run in and start to bang on the walls which confuses Goldie.]

Goldie: Huh? What you stupid nixels doi- [Before Goldie could finish her sentence an avalanche of rocks falls on her. The nixels cheer for their victory before they realize that they are stuck in the mineshaft. The lead wind up nixels shrugs and runs deeper in with his cronies quick to follow.]

[Hermit crab scuttles over to the large pile of rocks with worry. The pet quickly starts digging through the pile before he spots his owner. Hermit crab grabs Goldie and pulls her out of the avalanche pile.]

Goldie: Owww… me sorry hermit crab… nixels got away. [Goldie says with shame.] And they get away with lots of gold! Me not recognize shape though. [Goldie admits as hermit crab sighs.]

[Hermit crab skitters away and he starts to draw in the sand using his claws. Hermit crab draws his shell cracking, him carving out a new shell, and him being happy. Goldie gasps as she realizes that she didn't cause hermit crabs shell to break, it was just a natural process for the pet.]

Goldie: oh hermit crab me sorry! Me not know that you make shells on your own! If only me listened to you.. [Goldie sighs.] Me promise to listen next time. At least you still have teacup shell! [Goldie says with a smile and hermit crab nods… until a pebble falls from the avalanche pile and knocks on hermit crab's teacup, causing it to shatter instantly.]

[Goldie and Hermit crab look at the teacup pieces silently before Goldie falls onto her knees with a small cry of despair.]

Goldie: This all my fault! If me never take you on wild shell chase nixels would never steal gold and you'd have good shell! [Goldie says with sadness. Hermit crab tries to comfort her but it isn't much use. Goldie whimpers before she sees the light of the sun bounce off of her hair and she gets a idea.] But… there still gold left.

[Hermit crab lets out a confused noise as Goldie gets up. Goldie breathes in a long deep breath as she prepares for what she's about to do. Goldie grabs one of her golden hair buns and starts to pull. Goldie suppresses tears as ripping can be heard through the hair before with a pained yell Goldie completely tears the gold off of her head.]

[Hermit crab gasps with horror as he watches some stuffing fall out of Goldie's head. Hermit crab quickly scurries over to check on Goldie.]

Goldie: D-Don’t worry Hermit crab… me have new shell right here! [Goldie wheezes as she holds up her gold to hermit crab. Hermit crab looks at Goldie who is panting from pain but he reluctantly accepts the piece of gold from her. Hermit crab quickly carves out a new shell for himself as Goldie smiles.]

[Hermit crab gives Goldie a thankful hug and Goldie happily hugs back.]

Goldie: Me promise to listen more hermit crab. [Goldie says as the two start to head home.] Hopefully we mine enough gold for twisty. [Goldie admits as the camera pans deep below the mines to reveal the nixels are still lost.]