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- today 17:00, Monday -

Ashlynn Ella created a group chat

Ashlynn Ella added Apple White, Briar Beauty, Blondie Lockes, Hunter Huntsman, Raven Queen, Farrah Goodfairy, Darling Charming, Holly O’Hair, Poppy O’Hair, Justine Dancer, Lizzie Hearts, Crystal Winter, and C.A Cupid to the group chat

 

Briar Beauty: whats this Ash???

Briar Beauty: it’s 17:00

Hunter Huntsman: Why am I the only guy. My girlfriend wont like this

Lizzie Hearts: Your girlfriend literally made this groupchat

Hunter Hunstman: Oh in that case

Ashlynn Ella: Me and Apple had this lovely idea of a school group chat! We can socialize, talk about upcoming tests, y’know stuff like that :)

Poppy O’Hair: this aint gonna go well at all

Apple White: Positivity is key!

Darling Charming: I believe it’s a great idea.

Briar Beauty: pfft gay

Briar Beauty added Faybelle Thorn and Rosabella Beauty to the group chat

Faybelle Thorn: wahts this

Briar Beauty: class gc

Faybelle Thorn: lol bet

Faybelle Thorn added Duchess Swan, Sparrow Hood, and Tucker Friar to the group chat

Raven Queen: Okay ig we’re doing this

Lizzie Hearts: Add Kitty

Briar Beauty: gay

Faybelle Thorn: gay asf

Lizzie Hearts: Look who’s talking.

Raven Queen added Madeline Hatter, Cerise Hood, Dexter Charming, Kitty Cheshire, Bunny Blanc, Alistar Wonderland, Ramona Badwolf, Cedar Wood, and Melody Piper to the group chat

Madeline Hatter: What a hatastic group of people we have here!!

Kitty Cheshire: Meow

Cerise Hood: theres noway you js meowed over chat

Ramona Badwolf: woof hoe

Cerise Hood: I always knew u were a dog and not a wolf

Cerise Hood: I smell wet dog

Ramona Badwolf: im ripping that hood off

Cerise Hood: kys

Ramona Badwolf: ur mum

Raven Queen: ??

Kitty Cheshire: literally

Dexter Charming added Daring Charming and Humphrey Dumptey to the group chat

Daring Charming: I love looking at my reflection through my mirror phone screen

Lizzie Hearts: real

Briar Beauty: real

Duchess Swan: real

Justine Dancer: real

Sparrow Hood: Stop the glazeeeee

Tucker Friar: if it helps the attention he just got was from gay girls only

Humphrey Dumptey added Jillian Beanstalk to the group chat

Blondie Lockes: Well what do we have here?

Duchess Swan: Humphrey likes Jillian

C.A Cupid: This entire group chat likes each other

Madeline Hatter added Courtley Jester to the group chat

Lizzie Hearts: The hex Maddie

Madeline Hatter: @ll th3 w0Иd3Яl@иd!@и$ @я3 h3яe и0w

Ramona Badwolf: what the fuck

Faybelle Thorn: yeah this hurt to read ngl

Raven Queen: typing quirk

Kitty Cheshire: everyone in wonderland has one

Duchess Swan: Here in Ever After, we speak english

Faybelle Thorn: yeah go back to your country

Sparrow Hood: always these immigrants smh

Bunny Blanc: Does this count as racism?

Faybelle Thorn: i’m a fairy, i can’t be racist duh

Lizzie Hearts: It’s giving ‘my neighbors from Wonderland so I’m not racist’

Justine Dancer: You mean BLACK?

Kitty Cheshire: she meant what she said :p

Ramona Badwolf: whore

Apple White: This is so not fairest guys, let’s not discriminate against each other like this!

Faybelle Thorn: the lesbian is talking

Faybelle Thorn: quick someone discriminate against the gays

Poppy O’Hair: dude your gay

Faybelle Thorn: innocent until proved guilty tf

Duchess Swan changed Faybelle Thorn’s username to ‘gaybelle’

Ramona Badwolf: LMFAO

gaybelle: YOU CAN DO THAT?

Kitty Cheshire: HAHAGAHAHAH

Darling Charming: Lol now who’s being discriminated against?

Darling Charming: Fagbelle

gaybelle: HOW DO I CHANGE IT BACK

Duchess Swan: I asked Ashlynn for admin to do it

Cerise Hood: 10/10 use of free will

Ramona Badwolf: shut up Hood

Ramona Badwolf: I agree though

Cerise Hood: die

gaybelle changed Duchess Swan’s username to ‘dykechess’

dykechess: FAYBELLE

dykechess: CHANGE IT

dykechess: IM NOT GAY

Raven Queen: the creativity though

Cerise Hood: fr gotta give her the credit

Briar Beauty: HAHAHAHAHA

Justine Dancer: LOL

Blondie Lockes: DUCHESS IS GAY?

Madeline Hatter: @shlyии g!v3 m3 @dm!и рl3@$3

Ashlynn Ella: sure! but just a request, maybe you should type without your typing quirk so the others could understand you better?

Hunter Huntsman: how did u underatdn taht

Lizzie Hearts: see how respectful she was about it too? @dykechess @Ramona Badwolf @gaybelle @Sparrow Hood

Kitty Cheshire: fr learn from her

Raven Queen: why tf would u give Maddie out of all people ADMIN

Briar Beauty: literally

Madeline Hatter changed their username to ‘wonderlandtisc supplier’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Raven Queen’s username to ‘purple emo’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Apple White’s username to ‘gay nepo baby’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Darling Charming’s username to ‘gay charming’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Lizzie Heart’s username to ‘off with your dick’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Kitty Cheshire’s username to ‘purple pussy’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Bunny Blanc’s username to ‘bun bun<3’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Alistair Wonderland’s username to ‘ken knock off’

 

Ramona Badwolf: so everyone’s just gonna keep quiet while she changes our names to these monstrosities

Cerise Hood: look at you, learning big girl words!

gaybelle: purple pussy could mean two things

purple pussy: i thought we were friends maddie </3

off with your dicks: Why do we get these, meanwhile Bunny get’s bun bun ???

bun bun <3: i’m just cool like that

gay nepo baby: Great godmother.

gay charming: I like mine

Briar Beauty: cause its true

Briar Beauty: lesbos

gaybelle: lmfao

Sparrow Hood: glaze

dykechess: leave her be

gaybelle: thanks bestie

dykechess: she has a little crush you see

Sparrow Hood: little?

gaybelle: shutsyoshuthupshutypshutup

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Ramona Badwolf’s username to ‘furry lesbo’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Courtley Jester’s username to ‘evil jonkler’

 

evil jonkler: wtf i haven’t even typed anything yet

purple pussy: good

purple pussy: hope it stays like that

Cedar Wood: Well technically it has already happened, since she just typed.

evil jonkler: youre just mad i got her first

purple pussy: stfu cedar

purple pussy: kys courtley

Cerise Hood: stfu kitty

evil jonkler: psst rebounddd

furry lesbo: LMFAO KITTY YOUR BEING DRAGGED

Tucker Friar: girl get tf up

Briar Beauty: help ur gf @off with your dicks

Off with your dicks: Kitty maybe you should sit this one out

Off with your dicks: love you babe

purple pussy: courtley i hope u get ran over

evil jonkler: i feel the same way

off with your dicks: Okay stop it, I took her mirror phone so stop acting like that

evil jonkler: k

Blondie Lockes: teaaa

wonderlandtisc supplier  changed Blondie Locke’s username to ‘gossip girl’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Cerise Hood’s username to ‘splinters on yo pussy’

 

splinters on yo pussy: WHAT THE FUCK?

furry lesbo: HAHAHHAGAHAHAGA

furry lesbo: MADDIE I LOVE YOU

Cedar Wood: What is that supposed to mean?

gaybelle: THAT’S WILD.

dykechess: IM HOLLERING OH GRIMMM

splinters on yo pussy: change it

gay nepo baby: Yeah Maddie, that’s too far.

wonderlandisc supplier: sorry :<

wonderlandtisc supplier changed splinters on yo pussy’s username to ‘still rocking your hoodie’

Holly O’Hair: HOODIE REFERENCE?!

Poppy O’Hair: she loves that song..

im still rocking your hoodie: thanks

furry lesbo: booooo

gaybelle: boooo

Sparrow Hood: gaybelle #1 glazer

Briar Beauty: you just calling anyone a glazer

gay charming: briar defending her girlfriend

Briar Beauty: she’s literally not

Briar Beauty: you’re the one dating Apple

gay nepo baby: BRIAR

gay charming: whoops secret spilled

Dexter Charming: What secret?

Hunter Huntsman: Literally

gay nepo baby: What?

Ashlynn Ella: I love you Apple, but suddenly hanging out and giving Darling nicknames, shortly after the dragon games?

Blondie Lockes: Yeah. Even though you thought only your friends knew, I’m afraid everyone knows.

gay nepo baby: …

gay charming: hell yeah

gay charming: @gay nepo baby is my girlfriend and I love her and were gonna get married and have six kids and then i will wfight anyoen who says otherwise

Daring Charming: What?

Dexter Charming: Ehm.. you didn’t know?

Daring Charming: I had an idea.. but a girl can’t get another girl pregnant?

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Sparrow Hood’s username to ‘glaze police’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Tucker Friar’s username to ‘chill guy fr’

 

gay charming: im gonna try until it works

gay nepo baby: Okay.

purple emo: lol Apple turned red and turned off her phone out of embarrassment

Briar Beauty: Raven out here exposing her is too real

Briar Beauty: i wouldve done the same

gossip girl: i fear this is too real

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Daring Charming’s username to ‘mirror mirror on the wall’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Dexter Charming’s username to ‘four eyed charming’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Justine Dancer’s username to ‘dancing for the hoes’

 

dancing for the hoes: love that

furry lesbo: can u dance for me 2 plz

still rocking your hoodie: she has a crush on you @dancing for the hoes

furry lesbo: I DONT

gaybelle: and they were roomates..

Briar Beauty: historians will call them besties..

furry lesbo: shut up gays

glaze police: justine’s gay?

dancing for the hoes: bi

still rocking your hoodie: look you have a chance ramona!

furry lesbo: @Cedar Wood what’s your sexuality?

Cedar Wood: Pansexual :)

furry lesbo: Cerise has a wood kink

still rocking your hoodie: I DONT???

Cedar Wood: It’s okay, I’m not judgemental Cerise!

still rocking your hoodie: …

furry lesbo: haha

mirror mirror on the wall: Why are all the ladies gay?? Just wondering.

mirror mirror on the wall: I’m not homophobic, my baby sister is in fact queer.

gay charming: Rosabella’s pan

mirror mirror on the wall: ?

four eyed charming: where’d we go wrong..

gay charming: fr </3

gay charming: thought my older brother would be more woke than this

mirror mirror on the wall: Wait, I’m gonna ask Rosabella.

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Rosabella Beauty’s username to ‘pansexual activist’

Briar Beauty: huh, fitting

glaze police: why do ya have the same last name

gaybelle: u stupid? that’s her cousin

dykechess: of course YOU know that

gaybelle: IT’S BASIC KNOWLEDGE

gaybelle: I’VE HAD TO STUDY THE SLEEPING BEAUTY FAMILY TREE FOR MY CLASSES

furry lesbo: she’s lying

Poppy O’Hair: fucking liar

gaybelle: fuck u all

Briar Beauty: ..

Briar Beauty: it’s true tho, our mothers are sisters

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Briar Beauty’s username to ‘party in the USA’

party in the USA: no i want smth cooler plz

wonderlandtisc supplier: wait i needa get done with the rest of these fags

gaybelle: okay wow

wonderlandtisc supplier changed C.A Cupid’s username to ‘love god’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Ashlynn Ella’s username to ‘glass dildo’

glass dildo: What

off with your dicks: You know, instead of glass shoe.

Poppy O’Hair: and cuz u like dick

gaybelle: HAHAHAHA

furry lesbo: LMAOO

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Hunter Huntsman's username to ‘i have a pretty gf’ 

i have a pretty gf: I agree, but is this a form of flirting with my girlfriend?

wonderlandtisc supplier: yes maybe

glass dildo: I love it!

gay nepo baby: Awe!

gaybelle: boooo happy relationships

dykechess: boooo

furry lesbo: boooo

party in the USA: @gaybelle can u come help me set up my new zipline? I need your wings

gaybelle: i need you

gaybelle deleted 1 message

party in the USA: what

gaybelle: what? anyways coming

dancing for the hoes: DOWN BADDD

furry lesbo: LMFAO WE SAW THAT HO

dykechess: HORRENDOUSLY DOWN BAD

still rocking your hoodie: GET UPPP

glaze police: massive aura loss dude

chill guy fr: on my bro.

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Poppy O’Hair’s username to ‘i love tits’

i love tits: way too real

furry lesbo: fr fr

Holly O’Hair: ..

i love tits: let a sister speak her truth plis

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Holly O’Hair’s username to ‘i love man tiddies’

i love man tiddies: Are we just doomed to have everything matching no matter how obscene it is?

i love tits: yes

dykechess: HAHAHAHAHA

glaze police: girl tf u laughing at???

dykechess: idk leave me alone

i love tits: ??

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Melody Piper’s username to ‘my top buyer’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Crystal Winter’s username to ‘fuck your shoelaces’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Farrah Goodfairy’s username to ‘secret mob fairy’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Cedar Wood’s username to ‘splinters’

wonderlandtisc supplier: that should be everyone

glass dildo: crystals feels personal

my top buyer: yo the fuck is this

gay nepo baby: How can your first message in a group chat be a curse word??

my top buyer: gay nepo baby??? apple white?? what are these names

my top buyer: i just finished a dj gig downtown im so high rn dont play with me

glaze police: fr? Whre r u

my top buyer: dorm, come ill let ya in

my top buyer: i have some left

glaze police: coming

furry lesbo: me 2

chill guy fr: me 3

gay nepo baby: Uh, guys?

gay charming: Don’t mind them.

gay charming: also plis save some for em i really need a big fst blunt

i like tits: notice how her grammar gives up once she aint talking to Apple

dykechess: gay

glass dildo: Maddie, you forgot Humphrey and Jillian.

wonderlandtisc supplier: on it!!

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Humphrey Dumtpey’s username to ‘bottom’

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Jillian Beanstalk’s username to ‘top’

 

furry lesbo: see now me personally, id never take this kind of disrespect

still rocking your hoodie: your name’s furry

furry lesbo: shut up splinters in my pussy

splinters: Is that why my name is splinters???

still rocking your hoodie: NO

furry lesbo: yes

glass dildo: If you’re wondering Apple, I’m regretting our lovely idea as well.

gay nepo baby: We’re so dumb.

wonderlandtisc supplier changed the group chat's name to ‘being straight is a crime :P’

i have a pretty gf: lowkey scared

mirror mirror on the wall: Rosabella explained that being pan was short for pansexual, meaning you’re attracted to anyone regardless of gender!

four eyed charming: This is like rocket science to him

gay charming: that’s great buddy.

purple emo: just walked past Melody and Ginger’s dorm, reeks of weed

gay nepo baby: What were you doing there?

purple emo: …

purple emo: following Darling there lol

gay nepo baby: Great godmother.

secret mob fairy: I don't wanna be here

fuck your shoelaces: Agreed..

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being straight is a crime :P

- today 11:50, Tuesday -

 

purple pussy: IMG.firehelp.PNG

party in the USA: LOL IS THAT THE MAGICOLOGY CLASSROOM?

purple emo: FAYBELLE STARTED A FIRE.

dykechess: wtf

i love tits: how..

gay nepo baby: Is that why the fire alarms are going off?!

glaze police: HELL YEAH

chill guy fr: does this mean class cancelled for the day?

secret mob fairy: Faybelle's being chased down by madam baba yaga around the classroom..

furry lesbo: im howling shes so pissed

gay charming: Evacuate tf???

purple pussy: ravens putting the fire out

gay nepo baby: Thank Grimm.

purple pussy: nvm she made it worse

off with your dicks: get out of the classroom kitty

glass dildo: Just heard madam Baba Yaga scream "Faybelle Thorn" at the top of her lungs..

dykechess: she can't be left alone for just one class.

gaybelle: HLEP ME

gaybelle: SHES CHASING ME

gaybelle: SHES TRYNA CAST A SPELL OIN ME

furry lesbo: HAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

furry lesbo: IMG.babayagachasingfaybelle.PNG

dykechess: is this bitch forgetting she can literally fly why is she running

dykechess: dumb hoe

- today 12:05, Tuesday -

four eyed charming: It's been burning for a while, has anyone evacuated yet???

purple pussy: update: Farrah set out the fire with her magic but then the clock struck and yeah

fuck your shoelaces: I stopped the fire, but now all three are being scolded while we are forced to wait outside the classroom.

four eyed charming: three?

purple pussy: the two fairies and raven lol

wonderlandtisc supplier: Crystal u dumb bitch why didn't u use ur ice powers earlier

furry lesbo: fr dumbass

fuck your shoelaces: I don't have complete control over them yet!

off with your dicks: ill chop your head off if kitty's been harmed fyi

party in the USA: the sudden crystal slander is killing me

glass dildo: Stop being rude to Crystal??

fuck your shoelaces: THANK YOU, ASHLYNN.

fuck your shoelaces: And Briar you suck, I hate you how dare you not defend me.

party in the USA: cuz im not a GLAZERRR

my top buyer: lmao sparrow mentioned

glaze police: preach

chill guy fr: wait so we don't get free??

gay charming: Do you see our teacher's bothering to evacuate us?

chill guy fr: shi fr mb

furry lesbo: ts pmo frl

glaze police: nah fr ts pmo icl onb

i love tits: "nah" gng u nt sp fr ts pmo

gay nepo baby: You guys discriminated against Maddie's typing quirk to express yourselves like this?

party in the USA: is faybelle still being yelled at

gay charming: Worried about her girlfriend

party in the USA: were not dating

gaybelle: yet

furry lesbo: LMAO FAYBELLE PULLED OUT HER MIRROR PHONE IN FRONT OF MADAM BABA YAGA JUST TO TYPE THAT AND NOW SHES EBING YELLED AT EVEN MORE

dykechess: wtf she's so dumb?

glaze police: faybelle unlimited aura for that

chill guy fr: unlimited rizz

dancing for the hoes: CAN YALL SHUT UP AND STOP TYPING IM TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION

furry lesbo: sorry

dancing for the hoes: its fine, just stop hexting

purple pussy: the switch uo??

furry lesbo: stop typing hoe

four eyed charming: I take it no one’s going to question why Ramona is in a class for magic?

– today 12:40, Tuesday –

party in the USA: anyone in professor rumiltksisnsins class?

party in the USA: im hosting a study party after school today and tomorrow for the upcoming test

gay nepo baby: Me and Darling will be there!

off with your dicks: I’ll come.

purple emo: Me and dexter too

love god: i’ll be there!!

gossip girl: Briar you life saver.

glass dildo: Me & Gunter are coming!

i have a pretty girlfriend: who’s gunter?

glass dildo: Hunter* typo sweetie

furry lesbo: it wasn’t a typo trust me break up

glaze police: fr Hunter break up and get with me instead we will have a bromance

chill guy fr: bro i thought we had a bromance</3

furry lesbo: tucker he’s playing you quick block him

dykechess: i smell the hate for happiness reeking from ramona

still rocking your hoodie: you must be mistaken, that’s just her usual smell.

gaybelle: HAHAHAHA

purple pussy: i like that one good joke

furry lesbo: not funny you mutt

dancing for the hoes: HAHAHAGAGAGA

furry lesbo: …

pansexual activist: dunno if we’ve drifted away from the topic, but I’m coming ofc

pansexual activist: and bringing Daring with me

glaze police: are they together?

chill guy fr: uhh i think so

chill guy fr: considering everyone else that said they were bringing someone are couples

glaze police: huhhh smarttttt

gaybelle: hey this is actually a very smart thought train

i love tits: coming n holly 2

chill guy fr: nvm i got no idea anymore unless incest is the new thing

dykechess: you’re gross

i love man tiddies: ew

gaybelle: i regret calling u smart im taking it back

chill guy fr: no takebacks.

lesbos (and ashlynn)

- ass-ple = Apple

- fairy kink = Briar

- cashlynn = Ashlynn

 

- today 13:05, Tuesday -

 

fairy kink: anyone have any idea why Faybelle’s not saying she’s coming

cashlynn: she’ll probably crash it later on?

ass-ple: I’m with Raven right now, and she said her and Faybelle got a week of after school detention. Farrah got four days.

fairy kink: thank grimm

cashlynn: wait why did farrah only get four days?

ass-ple: Something about the fact that her destiny is being good?

fairy kink: lmfao i just know Ravens fuming rn

cashlynn: don’t say anything wrong Apple..

ass-ple: Please, I’ve matured.

ass-ple: Oh and Briar; Raven says you’re a ‘fucking simp and need to grow some balls and just tell Faybelle that you like her’.

fairy kink: okay harsh??

cashlynn: the harsh truth

fairy kink: im nervous okay she’s unpredictable i never know what she’s thingking

ass-ple: Did you read what she deleted yesterday?

fairy kink: no and she wouldnt tell me whane i asked

cashlynn: she said she needs you as a reply to you saying you ‘need her wings’

fairy kink: WHAT

fairy kink: AND YOURE ONLY TELLING ME THSI NOW????

fairy kink: HELLLLOOOOOOK

fairy kink: STOP READIJG ME 

fairy kink: UUUGGHHHHGHH

best friends forever after super cool wicked friends hextastic enchanting

- fart = Faybelle

- dump = Duchess

- today 13:06, Tuesday -

fart: i wanna go to briar’s study party

dump: shut up

dump: also where are you, class starts soon

fart: my room

fart: i got after school detention for a week so now im depressed

dump: meet me in the castleteria and get rhe fuck to sclass

fart: why are you dismissive of my needs you inconsiderate whore

dump: okay im going now

fart: no wait im sorry im coming pls

being straight is a crime :P

 

– today 13:10, Tuesday –

fuck your shoelaces: sorry for the late reply, some people actually put their mirror phones down in class.

fuck your shoelaces: im coming

party in the USA: girl you replied two classes later???

fuck your shoelaces: i was with Farrah, she’s coping with getting detention

party in the USA: ooooo

glass dildo: ooooooo

gossip girl: i sense something

love god: whatever youre sensing, it’s correct

purple emo: I DIDNT DESERVE A WEEK LIKE FAYBELLE

four eyed charming: fr

gay charming: yes agreed

wonderlandtisc supplier: Inddeedd!!! >:(

purple emo: I HATE THAT FLOATING WITCH

purple emo: STUPID BITCH

gay charming: speak your truth queen

gay nepo baby: Don’t encourage this.

gay charming: Raven should’ve gotten four days like Farrah did though. </3

gay nepo baby: Yes I agree, but talking ill about your teacher won’t make it any better, Raven!

gay charming: Yes, she’s right.

purple emo: I HATE YOU TWO FAGGOTS

purple emo: I HATE YOU DYKES

purple emo: LESBOS KYS

purple emo: DARLING YOU FUCKING GLAZER I HATE YOU

purple emo: I HOPE ALL YOU WHIRES FUCKING BURN WITH AMDAM BABA YAGA

purple emo: AND HEADMASTER GRIMM

glaze police: valid crashout

four eyed charming: Raven, maybe we should calm down.

gaybelle: idk abt yall but i felt personally attacked when all these slurs showed up on my screen

purple emo: DHUTUP FAYBELLE THSI ISSYIUR FAYLT TO BEGIN WITH

purple emo: KYS FAG FSIRY HITCH

off with your dicks: this is her letting out her inner thoughts after you worked with her mom

gaybelle: yall the evil queen was so fucking hot

i love titties: i am in fact hearing this one out

glaze police: high key agree

furry lesbo: IM not even that gay??

dancing for the hoes: girl I am. the evil queen is fine shit

evil jonkler: I AGREE

gaybelle: y’all wanna know who else was hot for no reason

dancing for the hoes: yes

i love titties: yes

glaze police: hell yeah

evil jonkler: YES

party in the USA: no

dykechess: faybelle shut your bitchSs up

furry lesbo: nothing you say is sensible

rocking your hoodie: hold up I wanna hear this pls speak your truth

gaybelle: gays and straights hear me out: evil apple white.

dancing for the hoes: SMASH

furry lesbo: 💥 💥 💥

evil jonkler: when was this i can imagine it 

glaze police: common gaybelle W take

gossip girl: hold up I agree on this..

my top buyer: I WANT EVIL APPLE WHITE TO CHOKE ME

purple pussy: EVEN MELODY LMFFAOO

gay charming: THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT? EXCUSE YOU?

gaybelle: so what you’re saying is that you don’t agree..?

gay charming: I never got to see it.

dancing for the hoes: she’s basivally more jealous than anything

gay nepo baby: …

lesbos (and Ashlynn)

 

- today 13:15, Tuesday -

fairy kink: i ahye you apple

ass-ple: SHE WAS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT IT UP, I’M LITERALLY BEING HARASSED?

fairy kink: dumb whore I hate u

cashlynn: it’s killing me how Briar literally typed no for Faybelle not to say anything more

fairy kink: my heart can’t take this anymore.

cool people only

- dumb bitch = Faybelle

- earrape = Sparrow

- attitude whore = Duchess

- sigma = Tucker

 

- today 13:15, Tuesday -

sigma: dude faybelle you have negative rizZ

dumb bitch: literally how

dumb bitch: everyone js agreed on my hexawesome opinions

earrape: if you want briar you can’t go around saying the evil version of her bffa her is hot dude

attitude whore: THANK YOU. FOR ONCE YOU GUYS ARE USING YOUR BRAINS.

dumb bitch: WAIT WAIT HOW DO I FIX THIS I DIDNT THINK ABORH TYAHT

sigma: there’s only one thing you can do.

being straight is a crime :P

 

- today 13:17, Tuesday -

gaybelle: from joke to seriousness, the hottest person ever is Briar

gaybelle: like others don’t even compare to that beauty hotter than the fire i started fr

chill guy fr: speak your REAL truth

dancing for the hoes: her ass looks so grabable

party in the USA: thanks boo xoxo

furry lesbo: gaybelle got balls

gay charming: low key proud

four eyes charming: i took ravens mirror phone, but she said god job Faybelle

gaybelle: @party in the USA i don’t get a thank you?? </3

party in the USA: keep them legs open for me

party in the USA: im gonna have them shaking all night

gaybelle: giggles

i love titties: this turned so freaky so fast

glass dildo: i’m shook

gay nepo baby: Briar..

party in the USA: todays society don’t know what a joke is smh

gaybelle: LOL FR

furry lesbo: gaybelle loling through the pain

lesbos (and Ashlynn)

 

- today 13:23, Tuesday -

cashlynn: HELLO? BRIAR?

ass-ple: What happened to being nervous??

cashlynn: LITERALLY

fairy kink: some demon took over omg sorry

cashlynn: yeah her name is horny briar

fairy kink: bingo!

ass-ple: I'm still in shock..

Chapter Text

being straight is a crime :P

 

- today 17:00, tuesday -

my top buyer: y’all ever thought abiut how lansgyes were made and liek how we git so many

rocking your hoodie: what 

chill guy fr: i thiught Abiut this tomorrow

gay nepo baby: What?

glaze police: thi s is a giid question actuakky because how tf did ppl commuyitite before

gaybelle: by “Ooga Booga”ing probably?

furry lesbo: girl u dumb stfu

gaybelle: ho you got a better explanation

furry lesbo: sign language

dykechess: you’re both dumb

party in the USA: dexter or apple answer them 

four eyed charming: Well actually, the first theory is that language in general started with people making different sounds, mostly imitating the things around them, like animal calls, nature sounds and the sound of tools. The theory states that they later used these sounds to communicate with each other!

gay nepo baby: Yes, and by doing this repeatedly language has been allowed to evolve. It’s actually still evolving today because although languages are defined by rules, they are by no means static, and evolve over time.

glaze police: the yap is insane.

furry lesbo: no cuz who actually in their right mind just knows shit like that

gaybelle: can we just call it “Ooga Booga”ing plz

purple emo: i love my nerd ass boyfriend

gay charming: i love my geeky girlfriend. Like yeah tell me more beautiful

furry lesbo: raven and darlings the type to get off on their partners talking

purple pussy: “omg keep talking about Pythagoras theorem im so close”

gaybelle: LMFAOOOO

i love tits: HAHAHGAAHHA

chill guy fr: HAHAHA

rocking your hoodie: AHAHAHAHAHAH

party in the USA: GAHAHAHHAHAGA

glaze police: GAHAHAGAHAHHA FUCJING NERDS

i have a pretty girlfriend: HAHAHA

bun bun<3: insane work 😭

dancing for the hoes: HAHAHAH

off with your dicks: Wow Kitty, you know Pythagoras theorem?

purple pussy: wait did you like that

purple pussy: ill learn give me a few days

gaybelle: i despise gay people

party in the USA: ‘gaybelle’

dykechess: clocked

gaybelle: gay people in relationships 

gossip girl: duchess are you gay

furry lesbo: well your late?

dykechess: I’m not gay

rocking your hoodie: you’re*

gaybelle: Blondie being late on old news. first sign of us going poof

purple emo: headmaster Grimm reference 

dykechess: ITS NOT OLD NEWS IM NOT GAY

glaze police: girl you know damn well.

love god: duchess I smell your gayness 

purple pussy: love god confirmed debate ended

evik jonkler: shut your bitchass up

gaybelle: kitty slander

furry lesbo: the best of the best

dykechess: petition to have Faybelle slander too

party in the USA: SIGNED

rocking your hoodie: signed

furry lesbo: signed

purple emo: signed

bun bun<3: signed!!

ken knock off: sign

gaybelle: BUNNY???

gay charming: signed signed signed, signing for apple too

pansexual activist: signed

purple pussy: signed

furry lesbo: we’re slandering you too shut up

off with your dicks: i sign

wonderlandtisc supplier: oh boy, definitely signing!

dykechess: i’m so happy

gaybelle: i hate you??

purple pussy: fucking loser

furry lesbo: signing for offical kitty slander

17 users reacted with “❤️” on furry lesbo’s message

purple pussy: well, now we’re in the same boat gaybelle

gaybelle: your fucking girlfriend reacted with a heart to slander you

gaybelle: your boat is sinking

party in the USA: HAHAHAHHAA

glaze police: you dont laugh at the outcasts

i love tits: i think you mean with

glass dildo: Yeah, laughing at outcasts is kind of the whole point..

gay nepo baby: Off topic guys, but can we begin normalizing writing “i” capitalized? I know many here CLEARLY struggle with their grammar, but it’s seriously not that hard!

purple emo: apple its a group chat and I assure you over half the people here have their autocorrect turned off.

chill guy fr: today i ate a stawberry

furry lesbo: i am a huge lesbian

still rocking your hoodie: i love meat

ken knock off: unbelievable i can’t believe my eyes

party in the USA: wearing a rose pink laced bra because i love myself

love god: i fucking hate queer baiters

wonderlandtisc supplier: i i i i i i i i i i i i

dykechess: i dont care apple

dykechess: grammar police

gay charming: You’re just mad she knows her grammar AND her sexuality. Or rather: has the balls to ADMIT her sexuality.

gaybelle: HAHAHHA STUPID ASS BITCH

gaybelle: GIVING ATTITUDE TO LESBIAN ASS CHARMINGS GIRLFRIEND U DUMB HOE

purple pussy: clocked so hard😭

dancing for the hoes: get back up bestie

dykechess: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE YALKING ABOUT I KNOW MY SEXUALITY

gay charming: Sure buddy.

dykechess: IM STRAIGHT, HETERO.

gaybelle: ..literally our texts say otherwise

gay charming: My point stands!

gaybelle: dont let her black and white color scheme fool ya

glaze police: she deadass only talks about the same girl all the time

dykechess: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP? I DONT

love god: she’s lying.

gossip girl: NEWS FLASH; Duchess Swan confirmed gay, (specific label yet to discover) and on top of that has a special SOMEONE in mind!

dykechess: REALLY?

bottom: Setting up the camera’s, Blondie!

furry lesbo: whos that

glass dildo: Humphrey!

purple pussy: i forgot he was even here wtf

off with your dicks: why would you wanna remember someone other than me wtf

dancing for the hoes: NAH CAUSE FORREAALLLL

party in the USA: LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!!

glass dildo: my man would NEVER by the way.

evil jonkler: break up break up break break up

purple pussy: First of all, I HUST SAID I FORGOT HE WAS EVEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE HELLO?

purple pussy: and second COURTLY SHUT THE FUCK UP

evil jonkler: @off with your dicks treat you better by shawn mendez or something like that

purple pussy: THATS MY GIRLFRIEND NOT YOURS

evil jonkler: she was mine FIRST

bun bun<3: i’m crying i would personally never let this slide😭

purple pussy: YOU CURSED HER MOTHER AND TRIED TO STEAL HER DESTINY YOURE HORRIBLE

evil jonkler: okay and?? clearly you’ve never been through a lesbian break up

gay charming: I know Courtly should stop talking and I’m totally not on her side on this one, but the lesbian break up part is so REAL.

furry lesbo: almost makes me justify her actions

purple emo: the way Lizzie never says anything when her ex and girlfriend start beefing kills me everytime

i love tits: DEADASS

pansexual activist: forreal though

gossip girl: NEWS FLASH: Semi-confirmed date of the Lizzie-Courtly relationship revealed? The break up seem to have taken place some time before the Wonderland Curse; might just have been a virtual breakup if it was DURING the curse!

party in the USA: absoueloeyeky love our personal group chat reporter

fuck your shoelaces: she makes it easy to keep up because I’m not reading all of this

wonderlandtisc supplier: petition for crystal slander too

fuck your shoelaces: I HAVE BARELY SAID ANYTHING WHATS YOUR DEAL WITH MEEEE

wonderlandtisc supplier: fuck your shoelaces

furry lesbo: why did kitty and courtly stop talking it was entertaining

knock off ken: they moved on to our groupchat with every wonderlandian, chase and stuff.

gay charming: it’s actually hilarious though, Kitty’s fuming and they’re both just using typing quirks

glaze police: immigrants learning and taking their languages else where.

gaybelle: heh these damn immigrants 😏 

four eyed charming: why are we normalizing racism

dancing for the hoes: okay so no one’s questioning why Darling’s in a gc for wonderlandians only?

i love tits: completely flew over my head..

gay nepo baby: She’s the white knight.

mirror mirror on the wall: Am I the asshole for being bitter of my sister stealing my original destiny, actually gaining another one at the same time when she’s literally a rebel while I’ve had to train for my destiny my entire life?

purple emo: …

i have a pretty girlfriend: this ain’t reddit buddy

pansexual activist: sooo what you’re saying is that being my beast ain’t good enough

gay nepo baby: Oh, dear godmother.

furry lesbo: that’s rough man.

glaze police: i think the worst part of this is that this was obviously not a typo or meant to go on another site, he was making a joke and it completely bavkfired

dykechess: who posessed him and started typing like this??

glaze police: idek what went over me wtf

chill guy fr: yeah that was scary dude..

glaze police: i know bro💔

mirror mirror on the wall: Rosabella I give you my word, that message was simply meant as a joke. I couldn’t have wished for a better destiny than being the beast to your beauty. Your existence is what gives me meaning. I savor every second I know I’m breathing in the same air as you. Even regardless of destiny, I know I’d even REBEL for you. The light in your eyes is shining more marvelous than the sun. Touching your lips is like getting a taste of heaven, making even the worst sinner a saint. I’d be lost without you. The personality whom has guided me and made me into the personality of a REAL prince. Rosabella Beauty, I love you.

party in the USA: well shit i was about to go off on you but DAMN

gay charming: I was so scared he was venting wtf

four eyed charming: literally thought we were booking a family therapy session

pansexual activist: i love my boyfriend oh my godmother

gay nepo baby: Awe!!

purple emo: stop thats adorable

love god: Rosabella is the definition of “I can change him”

dancing for the hoes: girlie literally won

i love man tiddies: Rosabella and Daring’s such a cute pair

i have a pretty girlfriend: this was so eye opening, inspired me to make a sculpture of my girlfriend out of wood.

four eyed charming: oh yeah? Well it inspired me to program an entire website dedicated to showing off my girlfriend and my love for her.

ken knock off: actually it inspired me to put the pride flag into my bio on my chapter to ensure no other woman than my girlfriend pursues me.

ken knock off: no replies? yeah that’s what I thought. you regular people can’t compare to me.

gaybelle: straight people man

party in the USA: that’s insanely cute wtf they turn into puppies just for a girl they like

gaybelle: woof

party in the USA: oh??

dykechess: DYING

furry lesbo: CAN YALL WAIT UP I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD REACT TO THE GUYS DECLARATION OF LOVE OR FAYBELLE

rocking your hoodie: how about you worry about your own love life? bitchless loser

furry lesbo: ipormise i WILL fight u

Chapter Text

Ŵ0NÐ3RL4NÐ IŠ H4TT4ŠTIČ

- m@d !n th3 h3@d = Maddie

- ČØČĶ = Bunny

- gi\/3 m3 h3ad = Lizzie

- pű$$ įn b00t$ = Kitty

- Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ = Alistair

- ReD kNiGhT = Chase

- j0k3r j0kst3r = Courtly

- white knight = Darling

 

- today 17:36, Tuesday -

pű$$ įn b00t$: $hűt űp wh0re

j0k3r j0kst3r: 0h u w4nn4 g0¿

pű$$ įn b00t$: y0űr the 0n3 thįnkįng y0ű can j$ act h0wever y0ű want??

ČØČĶ: you guys stop it already its been over an hour.

ReD kNiGhT: BuNnY uSiNg NoRmAl TyPiNg ThAtS hOw YoU kNoW iTs SeRiOuS

ČØČĶ: THEYVE BLOWN UP ALL OUR PHONES FOR FOREVER AFTER LITERALLY WTF

ČØČĶ: @gi\/3 m3 h3@d INTERVENE FOR FUCKING ONCE

gi\/3 m3 h3ad: okay I agree, stop it just make up

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: ŇǑW ŶÔÛ WÂNNÂ SÂŶ SÔMÊTHÎNG? 😭😭

white knight: no fr i gotta agree on this Lizzie..

pű$$ įn b00t$: are u fr liz

pű$$ įn b00t$: shes been making these fucking comments about your past relationship and you don say anything about that?

gi\/3 m3 h3ad: courtly’s just joking. we literally ended on mutual terms, kitty

j0k3r j0kst3r: 3x4ctly :>

ReD kNiGhT: ShE wEnT oFflInE

m@d !n th3 h3@d: !m w!th h3r dw, $he ju$t thr3w h3r ph0n3 @ccr0ss th3 r00m!

white knight: “just”

white knight: lizzie

gi\/3 m3 h3ad: im coming

ReD kNiGhT: So LiKe WhEn Is DaRlInG gOnNa StArT uSiNg A tYpInG qUiRk¿

white knight: yall born used to typing like that, for me it’d take concentration and time i most definitely dont have

j0k3r j0kst3r: th3 wh!t3 kn!ght typ3s l!k3 4n 3v3r4ft3r, m34nwh!l3 th3 r3d kn!ght us3s th3 n0rm4l typ!ng

j0k3r j0kst3r: !ron!c

white knight: see now try typing “3v3r4ft3r” in the other gc and watch them fall into an eternal darkness trying to read that

ReD kNiGhT: LiTeRaLlY bUnNy AnD aLiStAr ArE sO eVeRaFtEr-WaShEd

ČØČĶ: ĦØŴ¿¡

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: WÊ MÔVÊD HÊRÊ JÛST RÊCÊNTLŶ MÂN

ReD kNiGhT: aNd Ya StArTeD wRiTiNg EvErAfTeRiC wAy ToO fAsT

white knight: i have a proposal

ČØČĶ: ŴĦǍŤ?

j0k3r j0kst3r: sp34k !mm!gr4nt

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: HĚLP😭😭

ReD kNiGhT: RaCiSt CoUrTlY cOnFiRmEd

j0k3r j0kst3r: y0u w0uldnt kn0w th!s but w3r3 l!t3r4lly th3 m!n0rity h3r3 !n 3v3r 4ft3r buddy

j0k3r j0kst3r: s0 sh3 !s !n f4ct, 4n !mm!gr4nt !n th!s gc

ČØČĶ: ŤĦÂŤ ÂČŤŮÂŁŁŸ MÂĶẼŞ ŞÊŇŞÊ

white knight: okay so back to my proposal

white knight: since all of us except for chase lives in ever after we should be typing only in “everafteric” to teach him

m@d !n th3 h3@d: i agree, that would also make it easier for the readers!

white knight: ??

ČØČĶ: Ifnore her, i think its a great idea

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: yeah i also think its a great idea

ReD kNiGhT: Of CoUrSe ThE eVeRaFtEr-WaShEd AgReE sO eAsIlY..🙄

j0k3r j0kst3r: i also agree i wanna see chas eduffee

j0k3r j0kst3r: suffer

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: he takes too much pride in being the fastest typer here fr

ČØČĶ: i could swear maddie’s faster though no?

ReD kNiGhT: FiRsT oF aLl; Im ThE fAsTeSt. SeCoNd; I dOnT aGrEe, StOp ThIs ThOuGhT tRaIn.

white knight: then it’s decided!

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: so we’re not waiting for Kitty and Lizzie’s opinions

m@d !n th3 h3@d: theyre cuddling rn but they said, and i quote, “let chase suffer”

ReD kNiGhT: FuCk

white night: nuh uh

ReD kNiGhT: fuck.

gi\/3 m3 h3ad: its literally not that hard your typing quirk is just big and small letters

pű$$ įn b00t$: literally

white knight: why's he using so much time to respond..

j0k3r j0kst3r: he needed this training more than we thought lmfao

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: looser

ReD kNiGhT: WWell im not used to this.

ČØČĶ: holy shit he is ass at typing

white knight: youre so fucking hopeless oh my fairy godmother

ReD kNiGhT: ITS HARD

m@d !n th3 h3@d: poor guy! he's just struggling.

Ř!ŽŽŽLEŘ: L in the chat

ČØČĶ: L

pű$$ įn b00t$: L

gi\/3 m3 h3ad: L

j0k3r j0kst3r: L

white knight: L

ReD kNiGhT: fuck yOu aall

5 users reacted with “❤️” to ReD kNiGhT's message

being straight is a crime :P

 

- today 17:40, Tuesday -

party in the USA: yall study party starts now

14 users reacted with  “❤️” to party in the USA's message

four eyed charming: Raven's still in detention, i'll bring her in like thirty minutes?

fuck your shoelaces: Same with Farrah, I'm coming now though

gaybelle: fyi detentions boring as hex

dykechess: and why are you on your phone?

gaybelle: i didnt go

i love tits: wait

i love tits: can u just.. not show up to detention??

furry lesbo: why the fuck havent i tried tgis before

glaze police: you dnínt get in ryoubke?

gaybelle: this is my first time not bothering to go

gaybelle: but ill report back if something happens

gay nepo baby: Faybelle you should head back to detention.

gaybelle: im testinng a hypoteysysys or whatever

chill guy fr: she taking one for the team

furry lesbo: w gaybelle

glaze police: w. gaybelle

evil jonkler: w gaybelle

purple pussy: w gaybelle

wonderlandtisc supplier: w faybelle

still rocking your hoodie: 2 gaybelkle w

gay charming: This is not behavior we should be supporting.

gay nepo baby: Thank you, Darling.

gay charming: So please tell us how it goes so that we can get a better understanding on how detention works. I'm sure it'll be good for us students to have a clearer view on the principles of detention.

furry lesbo: how to keep my nerd ass gf happy tutorail by darling charmng

dancing for the hoes: while also speaking my truth discreetly

still rocking your hoodie:  might wanna rephrase that ramona?

furry lesbo: huh wddym

furry lesbo: wwhos banging at my door

ken knock off: why did u think it was smart to refer to apple as her "nerd ass girlfriend"

dancing for the hoes: OH MY GODMOTHER FSARLING KNOCKD DDOWN THE DDOOR WTF

glass dildo: ...

i love tits: @gay nepo baby girl go get ur girlfriend i can hear howling??

still rocking your hoodie: AHAAHAHHAA DUMB FUCKING BITCH

dancing for the hoes: Hello Apple, so on behalf of myself I wanna apologize and correct myself for adding onto Ramona's joke without paying attention to what she'd referred you as. I am typing this apology while Ramona's side of the dorm is being cleansed along with her. I hope you can accept my apology, preferably right now before she's done with Ramona. Sincerely, Justine Dancer.

gay nepo baby: Oh grimm, I didn't even mind..

four eyed charming: Justine, Darling is very simple minded. Tell her Apple hexted for her in the group chat and is waiting for her to go to Briar's study party.

dykechess: "simple minded" and "darling" in the same sentence

i love tits: he might as well just have spelled daring wrong

pansexual activist: he's actually very intelligent, excuse you?

four eyed charming: There's nothing wrong in being wrong.

glaze police: HAHAHAHAH

mirror mirror on the wall: you're supposed to be defending me, Dexter?

four eyed charming: You found out about "pansexual" like yesterday, while having been with your PANSEXUAL girlfriend for at least A MONTH. Intelligent? Barely debatable.

gaybelle: oh clocked.

pansexual activist: sorry babe i tried.

splinter: I am concerned for Ramona, is she okay now?

still rocking your hoodie: why are you concerned for ramona

still rocking your hoodie: she can take care of herself

still rocking your hoodie: have you guys ever talked?

still rocking your hoodie: ramona is super lame btw

love god: cerise the jealousy is showing..

i love man tiddies: Well, its not like she's TRYING to hide it to be fair.

evil jonkler: cringe

splinter: I'm obviously concerned for Ramona as a fellow classmate!

purple pussy: yeah cerise, are you saying she can't be worried for her classmate anymore?

still rocking your hoodie: NO

purple pussy: wow soooo controlling

purple pussy: so inconsiderate. not to mention ramona being..

off with your dicks: that's enough, kitty

still rocking your hoodie: kitty you fukings bitch ass lesbian fycking killyourself youre not funny whore may courtly steal lizzie BACK pussy scaredy ass licking cat

glass dildo: oh thats not..

gaybelle: LMFAOOOO

evil jonkler: HAHAHAHAHA

i have a pretty girlfriend: no way

glaze police: GET REKT

chill guy fr: acc clocked

purple pussy: okay wow??? someone took it personal

still rocking your hoodie: fucking furrball

off with your dicks: you kind of brought this upon yourself

purple pussy: OKAY FINE I APOLOGIZE CALM DOWN

still rocking your hoodie: i hate u

evil jonkler: .. as u should ..

off with your dicks: shut up courtly

1 user reacted with “❤️”  to off with your dicks's message

off with your dicks:  youre also staying quiet kitty.

purple pussy: im going to the study party im waaiting for u

off with your dicks: coming

party in the USA:  @gaybelle are u still skipping

pansexual activist: mind u this girl did not care for any earlier conversations..

gaybelle: yea

party in the USA: come to the study party

chill guy fr: faybelle hates all types of studying she says "i prefer to work alone" wwhen i ask

gaybelle: coming

dykechess: you forgot one important factor: youre not briar

glaze police: too real

party in the USA: well duh, who could say no to me?

glass dildo: oh shut up.

gossip girl: briar.

dancing for the hoes: so im dragging ramona with me, anyone who can tend to her wounds??

splinter: I can help!

splinter: Oh no, sorry I can't! Cerise cut her finger just now, sorry!

dykechess: did she cut herself intentionally to hinder cedar from helping ramona

love god: yes.

i love man tiddies: i love how cupid just tunes in once in a fullmoon to confirm stuff.

secret mob fairy: on another note, i'll come help you Justine!

chill guy fr: aint this girl in detention or am i tweaking

purple emo: maddie set off a teacup explosion two minutes ago, we got to go twenty minutes earlier

four eyed charming: Coming! Where are you?

purple emo:  castleteria <33

glaze police: the most valid glaze upon anyine in this gc might just be the coolest maddie fr.

chill guy fr: i can get on board witht his

bun bun<3: maddie is my heart and soul

ken knock off: if bunny left me for maddie i wouldnt even be mad

my top buyer: shes my ride or die literally bro

gay nepo baby: Where's Darling?

dancing for the hoes:  she left a minute ago after treathening Ramona one last time after i told her you needed something

gay charming: i did no such thing? anyways im on my way to your dorm apple

furry lesbo: hello i have gained confioussness and i hst wanna say im so sorry for nmy actions aand i gope you can forgive me apple, i have learned my lesson and this will nev er be repeated again. sorry.

dancing for the hoes: she can barely type, excuse the grammar.

secret mob fairy: im trying to use my magic on her right now, dont worry!

gaybelle: ur wack ass magic last till 12 u dumb bitch

fuck your shoelaces: at least it's good magic? evil hoe

gaybelle: atleast i can USE my magic? fuck your lame aass hoelaces

wonderlandtisc supplier:  YEAH FUCK YOUR SHOELACES

i love tits: LOL

crystal likes farrah

- beauty AND brains = Briar

- shoes shoes shoes = Ashlynn

- i CAN tie my shoelaces = Crystal

 

- today 17:50, Tuesday -

i CAN tie my sholaces:  Briar i swear ill flykick your little fairy crush

beauty AND brains: she's just being her silly self :3

i CAN tie my shoelaces: TELL HER TO STOP FLAMING FARRAH

shoes shoes shoes: why cant yall just not like fairies.

beauty AND brains: why cant u just not like guys

i CAN tie my shoelaces: fr

i CAN tie my shoelaces: also who's at the study party now?

shoes shoes shoes: raven, dexter, rosabella, daring, apple, daring, humphrey, jillian, and blondie so far

beauty AND brains: you just wanna know if farrah's here yer

i CAN tie my shoelaces: and YOURE just waiting for faybelle to come in

beauty AND brains: okay fair

being straight is a crime :P

 

- today 18:40, Tuesday -

gossip girl: Latest recap!! Faybelle skipped out on detention and headed on over to Briar's study party, we're still waiting for the results of any sorta punishment? Maddie broke the rest of them out ten minutes before detention was over. Ramona beat up severely by Darling for saying something she shouldn't have, apologized after the beat down. And also: Maddie's everyone's favorite person! About everyone in this chat and EXTRA is at the study party. Thanks for keeping track of Blondie's group chat recaps, stay tuned for more!

furry lesbo: oh come on i'm way better now i wasn't completely BEAT DOWN

dancing for the hoes: get off the phone and try studying you and your multiple bandages

furry lesbo: im studying you

dancing for the hoes: what?

furry lesbo: u heard me

dancing for the hoes: ...

glaze police: 99% of gamblers lose before they win big

chill guy fr: you loose 100% of the shots you dont take

gaybelle: if she actually lands this ill be so syprsed

dykechess: and if she don't she gotta live with the embarassment of taking this in the school gc for the rest of her life

i have a pretty girlfriend: h oly shit she has balls

still rocking your hoodie: i hope this fails so bad

furry lesbo: okay yall needa chill i was just joking

dancing for the hoes: oh yeah hahahaha

love god: ...

i love god: i hate everyone here you all trigger me fucking kill yourselves

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being straight is a crime :P

- today 18:50, Tuesday -

glass dildo: why does mine and Briar’s room reek of weed?

gay charming: the others r too high to function but melody brought it

purple emo: she says as melody passes her a blunt

evil jonkler: passing someone a blunt is considered romantic af

purple pussy: yeah definitely @gay nepo baby break up

i love tits: oh wow courtly and kitfy agreeing on smth?

off with your dicks: kitty is high

gay nepo baby: Someone tell Darling to get back to the studying and not the partying.

party in the USA: this is her way of being mad shez js being respectful anout it trhough hext

glass dildo: Briar i can see u sharing a blunt with Faybelle

party in the USA: and?

furry lesbo: i think were smoking more than weed

purple pussy: what are we smoking anyway?

chill guy fr: don’t let the high go to waste

my top buyer: novacane novabeveee

glaze police: fairy ocean refrence dope

chill guy fr: why do we never talk about sparrow and cerise havinf the same last name??

furry lesbo: they do??

dancing for the hoes: “Hood”

my top buyer: ‘tucker friar’ and ‘faybelle thorn’ the first letter of tuckers first name is the same as faybelle’s first letter in her last name and tuckers first letter in his last name is the same as faybelles first letter in her first name AND if you change Tuckers last names first letter to a “b” it turns into ‘tucker BRIAR’ so technically he is faybelle and briar’s love child

gaybelle: …

chill guy fr: woah

party in the USA: whao thsi makes somu h sense

glaze police: bro i struggled reading this andyndertsnad this

furry lesbo: to many words bye

dancing for the hoes: tucker friar ~> fucker triar, same thing as faybelle thorn. faybelle thorn ~> taybelle fhorn, same thing as tucker friar. Lastly: tucker BRIAR, the gays secret love child

furry lesbo: thank uou so much beautiful 😍 

still rocking your hoodie: high worss = sober thoights

glaze police: FUCKER TRIAR BAHAHAHAHA

dykechess: gaybelle PHORN

purple pussy: guys guys.. FUCKER BRIAR.

my top buyer: gaybelle phorn fucker briar..

furry lesbo: gaybelle phorn is fucking briar..

chill guy: they removed my name from the equation.

party in the USA: and solved it into something beautiful

gay charming: gaybelle phorn fucker briar sounds like a porn flair

gay nepo baby: Why do you know that? Get away from that high corner, Darling Charming.

gay charming: I’m coming, love ❤️ 

gay furry: ewwww

dancing for the hoes: also circling back to the actual studying, anyone sober in the chat that can help me explain something?

gay furry: yes i can

still rocking your hoodie: youre not sober or smart enough to do that

gay furry: a girl cant help a gorgeous beauty like her with some crownculus or whatever it is?🙄

dykechess: girl u not smart enough to do that back off my bestie😭

gaybelle: you replacing me?

party in the USA: good job now she’s crying dykechess.

dykechess: give her a kiss and she’ll feel all better again

party in the USA: it worked

gaybelle: HUZZAH! 🎉 

chill guy fr: it was only a kiss on the cheek calm down u fag

dancing for the hoes: @furry lesbo im going back to the dorm, you comin?

furry lesbo: yes yes yes yes yes

glass dildo: all you shits get the hex out, I have to dip this entire place in some air freshener.

i have a pretty girlfriend: can i stay<3

glass dildo: no, babe

i have a pretty girlfriend: fuck all you high fucks bitchless losers you ruin everything

glass dildo: briar this does not mean you, come back.

party in the USA: boo youre no fun

gaybelle: sabotage.

bun bun<3: faybelle im not having briar in our dorm get out

gaybelle: we were gonna play call of beauty

bun bun<3: i’ll lock u out

gaybelle: i hate u

bun bun<3: likewise

dykechess: lock her out either way plz

gaybelle: DIE

royally cool siblings

- rebel = Darling

- man whore = Daring

- geek = Dexter

- today 19:25, Tuesday -

rebel: help me

rebel: apple isnt answering my hexts

rebel: i think she’s ifnoring me on purpose

geek: As she should tbh, what were you thinking when sharing a blunt with another girl?

rebel: WE DIDN’T EVEN SHARE IT IT WAS A BRAND NEW ONE

geek: why are you receiving a BRAND NEW, EXPENSIVE, AND FINE JOINT FOR FREE, from another girl?

geek: Why are you smoking weed when you KNOW your girlfriend doesn’t like it?

rebel: …

man whore: this is day 46 of asking to have my name changed.

geek: No.

rebel: no

man whore: Would you look at that? A hext from Rosabella! Look who isn’t being ignored by their true love! :)

man whore: I assume you can’t relate, lil sis?

geek: Sis your shared braincell just burnt you.

rebel: why am i sharing a braincell with HIM

rebel: i actually know stuff.

geek: But you couldn’t seem to figure out why Apple isn’t answering you..

rebel: okay so u fonna keep flaming me or help

man whore: This is disappointing from you, Darling. We are CHARMINGS. You should already know what to do!

geek: It really is..

rebel: where’s the sister i should’ve gotten isntesd of u two

geek: She would be A LOT meaner than us, if we’re being realistic.

rebel: kys

rebel: both of you

being straight is a crime :P

- today 19:50, Tuesday -

my top buyer: i might be too high cs i see a fire outside my window

my top buyer: iyts literally a burning apple tf

purple pussy: how high are u dude

my top buyer: i swear its an apple

still rocking your hoodie: is that the burning stuff im smelling?

my top buyer: ginger’s running around like a maniac help

purple emo: girl the entire building is evacuating get tf out??

party in the USA: i can like feel the fire and paint the smell

chill guy fr: how much did you smoke its been over two hours and everyone js toon a FEW blunts

party in the USA: godmother forbid a girl has her own stash?? geez

gay nepo baby: Has everyone evacuated outside the school yet? The fire’s spreading, I hope everyone’s okay.

gay charming: Hey, so I started that fire, sorry melody, but not really. This is my way of proving that the joint she gave me meant nothing and that I have no problem burning down her dorm to prove this. And also; I’m quitting cannabis as a whole.

my top buyer: eh no hard feelings

my top buyer: lesbians are crazy after all idk

glaze police: she too calm for ts bru

chill guy fr: way too nonchalant

glaze police: its hot ngl

furry lesbo: hollup the piper aint for the girls??

dancing for the hoes: do you want her to be?

still rocking your hoodie: i could swear she was bi?

glass dildo: WHY ARE WE IGNORING DARLING STARTING A FIRE

fuck your shoelaces: Because she wanted ti prove getting a blunt from Melody didn’t mean anything as well is crazy😭💔

gay nepo baby: It’s attractive, honestly. A bit crazy, but still pretty sweet.

gay charming: does this mean youre not mad at be anymore

gay nepo baby: I’ll think about it, you just started a fire.

party in the USA: Darling is such a standard for a gf wth

dykechess: someone should take notes..

glass dildo: no yall are just crazy man wtf

i have a pretty girlfriend: stop making my gf go insane you fuckers

secret mob fairy: Crystal put out the fire! Great job! :D

fuck your shoelaces: Oh ahahaha, you know me!

glass dildo: Crystal..

party in the USA: GAYYYYYY

fuck your shoelaces: okay so when i save the school thats gay, but you kissing faybelle on the cheek was not?

gaybelle: gays are disgusting

party in the USA: i dont recall doib taht

gaybelle: u dont?

party in the USA: no?

furry lesbo: well ouch, that’s rough buddy

glaze police: she’s still high bro good luck w that

love god: cannabis dont make u forget stuff acting like u been taking benzos ffs

dancing for the hoes: briar trying to save face real?

dykechess: no way😭

party in the USA: okay i was joking a girl can’t even fool around anymore🙄

gay nepo baby: So you’re not high then?

party in the USA: oh honey im over the CLOUDS

glass slipper: can you all stop paying attention to your phones while everyone is literally outside in this cold bitchass weather thanks to that stupid fire

gay charming: it wasn’t stupid it was my love declaration

purple pussy: sooo you set up a love declaration outside melody’s dorm??

gay nepo baby: …

furry lesbo: nah apple break up with her fr

gaybelle: she’s a bad gf

gay charming: CAN YALL STOP TWISTING MY ACTIONS

gay nepo baby: Okay in all seriousness, we’re getting back into the building, pay attention.

party in the USA: youve been on the mirirr phone just as much as rhe rest of us you prick

gay nepo baby: At least I’m not on the mirror phone HIGH, whilst trying to deny kissing my crush on the cheek?

glass dildo: BAHAHAHAHA

party in the USA: I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON FAYBELLE

gay nepo baby: Sure.

love god: sureeeee

pansexual activist: me when i lie

dykechess: well wiuld you look at that??

party in the USA: faybelle theyre LYING

party in the USA: every single one of them

bun bun <3: faybelle’s phone died after calling darling a bad gf stop panicking

bun bun<3: and now she’s going to sleep, we just got back to the dorm.

party in the USA: oh thank the holy fairy godmother

gay nepo baby: She can just read the messages above?

glass dildo: Orrr literally anyone here could tell her..

dykechess: what? tell her what?

glaze police: i aint see NOTHING

chill guy fr: what does a crush even mean tbh

furry lesbo: id rather have her wake up confused to a bunch of deleted messages its funnier

i love tits: so either her friends just saved your ass OR theyre just praying on Faybelle’s misery..

party in the USA: i don’t like faybelle. But thanks either way

pansexual activist: youre killing me briar

gay nepo baby: I’m deleting the message, I feel bad now. Sorry Bri! <3

gossip girl: latest news..

party in the USA: STOP TRYING TO SPREAD FAKE NEWS ALL OF U

glass dildo: the fear from this conversation sobered her up real quick ❤️

dancing for the hoes: if u dont like faybelle then why are you afraid of having her see the messages?

off with your dicks: she sucks at lying oh my gosh

party in the USA: BECAUSE ITS EMBARASSING WTF

dykechess: it’s embarrassing to like faybelle? 🤨

party in the USA: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

party in the USA: ITS EMBARRASSING IF SHE READS ALL OF YOUR LIESSSSS

fuck your shoelaces: just go to sleep briar 💔

party in the USA: im so done delete your messages plz

15 users reacted with “👍” on party in the USA’s message

party in the USA: tysm and goofnight

i love man tiddies: my girl was stressin😭

glass dildo: yall shouldve seen her irl she was hyperventilating

purple emo: okay so wtf happened here??

purple emo: also why was darling dragged away by headmaster grimm

gay nepo baby: Are you serious.

pansexual activist: unm yeah he just took her, she’d apparently started the fire by writing darling loves apple in gasoline

pansexual activist: she drew the apple though with gasoline, its kind of impressive

mirror mirror on the wall: This was not what I meant when I said she should’ve known what to do as a Charming.

four eyed charming: Yeah, I probably should’ve specified.. I thought more like flowers at her door?

glaze police: these gays smh

my top buyer: wait so im not tripping there was a burning apple

pansexual activist: more or less

glass dildo: chin up Apple, that’s clear relationship goals right there!

gay nepo baby: Yeah sure, why not.

my top buyer: yeah im bi

purple emo: ??

still rocking your hoodie: that was the theme a LONG TIME ago

my top buyer: oh

my top buyer: ginger's making pancakes they smell like heaven wtf

glaze police: can i come plz

chill guy fr: me too plz plz plz

splinter: melody's pancakes!

still rocking your hoodie: pancakes

furry lesbo: youre not asking for the pancakes

still rocking your hoodie: eat my ass

furry lesbo: no???

dancing for the hoes: then eat mine

dancing for the hoes: JOKING JOKING JOKING JOKING

furry lesbo: i woildbe taken u up on that offer

purple emo: aint they in the same dorm typing allat

evil jonkler: bro just have sex??

glass dildo: someone had to say it..

still rocking your hoodie: fyi ramonas into that bondage roleplay stuff

top: what a coincidence, me 2

purple emo: jillian???

top: in the flesh, now bye

gossip girl: wait come back ELABORATE PLEASE

i love tits: u lost her bro she types once a full moon

my top buyer added Ginger Breadhouse to the group chat

Ginger Breadhouse: Hey guys! Pancakes at our dorm, first come first serve! :3

purple emo: i love this angel

i love tits: way too real i fear

love god: i love you

my top buyer: Sparrow just stormed in lmfao

glaze police: yall gotta taste this

glaze police: attch.pancakesarebussin.png

i love man tiddies: why do they look literally MAGICAL?

secret mob fairy: coming!

fuck your shoelaces: comingg

glass dildo: of course you are..

fuck your shoelaces: kill your fucking self

wonderlandtisc supplier: FUCKKKK YOUR SHOELACESSSS

fuck your shoelaces: STOP REPLYING RANDOMLY LIKE THAT

wonderlandtisc: never

pansexual activist: so like..

pansexual activist: why did ramona and justine acc disappear after the sex comments..

dykechess: girl you MESSY

i love tits: no but she's right

evil jonkler: they getting rizzyyyy

chill guy fr: erm what the sigma.

dancing for the hoes: no, were not having sex. we're watching a movie

still rocking your hoodie: good cuz ramona smells like wet dog in bed anyways

furry lesbo: YOU WANNA GO???

still rocking your hoodie: see, she aint denying it..

gossip girl: NEWS FLASH! Ramona Badwolf likes it rough with bondage and roleplay in bed? Rumor has it she apparently smells like wet dog after being intimate? The watchers are wondering: is she into the whole omega-verse thing too?

still rocking your hoodie: LMAOOO I LOVE U FOR THIS

furry lesbo: WTF

dancing for the hoes: IM WHEEEEZINGGG

purple emo: holy shit get back up

purple pussy: ramomna do u get in heat??

chill guy fr: heat supressants? 

glaze police: unpopular opinion but living in the omega-verse sounds TERRYGYING

four eyed charming: No actually, I imagine turning out as a omega and just comitting.

purple emo: Babe, why would you assume youre an omega

four eyed charming: And if I don't commit, you can be my alpha.

purple emo: what????

off with your dicks: just a guess, but i think he's thought about this before

purple pussy: id let lizzie be the alpha to my omega anyday

wonderlandtisc supplier: making that purple pussy turn blue and yellow too??

purple pussy: ok yeah i deserved that one

off with your dicks: i can do that without an omega-verse tf??

purple pussy: oh wow

i love tits: okay so like kitty ain't even purple where did the purple pussy come from

wonderlandtisc supplier: just go witg tge flow bro

i love tits: noted boss

evil jonkler: i think imma throw up

dykechess: @party in the USA faybelle has a grey pussy probably

party in the USA: figured

gaybelle: i chargedd my phone and woke up, why tf is this the first message i see

dyekchess: oh welp mb

glaze police: bro

chill guy fr: bro

i love tits: so like that makes duchess's????

gaybelle: HAAHAHAHAH

dykechess: ...

glaze police: careful now poppy she will go kaboom now

cool people only

- today 20:35, Tuesday -

attitude whore: HELLO? DID YALL SEE THAT????

dumb bitch: girl we been reading that

sigma: honeestly, im surpried..

earrape: girl that was random af

sigma: do we have to keep discussing the color of the girls pussies bro

dumb bitch: damn would you even take my tampon out if i needed the help?

sigma: bro.

earrape: i helped duchess with that once

dumb bitch: anti feminist tucker.

earrape: FUCKER TUCKER

dumb bitch: also duchess i dont think itll hurt if u answer her..

attitude whore: IM NOT???

earrape: answer in prib so it seems more hiihii

dumb bitch: yes. agreed. good advice

sigma: would yall wipe my ass if i became handicapped?

earrape: id do it either way ❤️

sigma: damn i lobe you bro ❤️

earrape: bro ❤️

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cool people only 

- today 01:00, Wednesday -

dumb bitch: i think melody probably got the coolest roommate ever after

sigma: imagine uyr roomate loving to bake and just dose it to be kind whenever she wants

earrape: not to mention their dorm smeals ehavebnly

dumb bitch: fubfact me and gibger are chukdhood friends

sigma: youve had other firneds than uss@??

dumb bitch: yeah?

earrape: liar

sigma: why dint yall hang out

dumb bitch: i dont liek how she wants to be kind and bake cookies instead og beign a wicked villain

dumb bitch: her baking still bussing tho

earrape: i forget fyabelles a royal

sigma: can she really be ione if shes fallen in love ith the girl shes supposed tio curse?

earrape: oh. good point.

earrape: faybekke??

dumb bitch: another funfact, fairies actually do go POOF if they dont complete their detsiby

dumb bitch: i wonder if im willing to disappear for the sake of briar to not sleep for a hundred years

dumb bitch: i mean, most of the time i wonder if i even have the heart to curse her in the first place

sigma: oh damn bro.

earrape: destiny is a scary thing, i dont get why we've been put into some kind of matrix we cant escape out of

earrape: why does our ancestors decide how we're supposed to live anyways?

sigma: sometimes i stay awake at night wondering if destiny is really worth losing each other over

dumb bitch: RIGHT

earrape: i once cried because i remembered duchess will turn into a swan forever when she completes her story

sigma: wait forever? i thought she turned back like hopper would

earrape: nope

dumb bitch: do you think duchess will lose all her meories from being a human and forget us

earrape: shit she can forget us?

sigma: oh come on now im crying

earrape: wtf i dont wanna lose duchess??

dumb bitch: is destiny really worth it

dumb bitch: i dont wanna lose u sad fucks

dumb bitch: great now im crying too

earrape: dude me 2

sigma: if you go poof faybelle, will we forget you?

attitude whore: are you guys okay.

dumb bitch: can i sleep with you

dumb bitch: please

earrape: duchess please

sigma: we're scared please duch

attitude whore: you're all so fucking sappy..

attitude whore: the doors open, just be quiet. Lizzie's asleep

sigma: im crying i love you guys

earrape: stop it men dont cry

sigma: wer1e too full of feelings 💔

dumb bitch: try to get here wtihtout getting vaugght, we'll be killed if headmaster grimm finds boys in the girls dormitory

attitude whore: faybelles here already

attitude whore: she's being weird and affectionate while sobbing, are all of you going to be like this?

sigma: yes

earrape: yes

attitude whore: okay.

being straight is a crime :P

- today 01:30, Wednesday -

off with your dicks: IMG.cutegroupsleepover.PNG

off with your dicks: tucker, faybelle, and sparrow came crying half an hour ago and started hugging duchess

off with your dicks: then they all fell asleep in a pile, and none of them are letting go off eachother

bun bun <3: so thats where she went

bun bun <3: stoppp thats adorable

gay charming: awe they do love each other

gay charming: why were they crying though

off with your dicks: no idea

bun bun <3: why are you guys awake?

gay charming: i was out training

off with your dicks: i was sleeping but was awaken by the sobbing when faybelle walked into the room🤦‍♀️

bun bun <3: damn i was also awaken by faybelle's sobbing

party in the USA: faybelle cries??

wonderlandtisc supplier: silly Briar, OF COURSE she cries! everyone cries! in fact, the narrators told me it was because of..

wonderlandtisc supplier: actually, it's better if i keep quiet for now!

party in the USA: yeahhhh okay..

wonderlandtisc supplier: :3

- today 08:05, Wednesday -

furry lesbo: faybelle lizzie may just have ruined your rep forever

evil jonkler: faybelle crying is such a silly concept

party in the USA: crying is completely normal?

purple pussy: immediately on the defense when it comes to faybelle🙄

party in the USA: TUCKER AND SPARROW WERE ALSO CRYING ITS LITERALLY NORMAL

pansexual activist: the first and last time i saw faybelle cry was during our winter adventure when she was stealing the cure for Crystals parents

gay nepo baby: Awe, they look so cute!

glass dildo: i agree, i wonder if they’re awake

dancing for the hoes: if you look closely you can see Duchess holding onto each of them in some sorta way or another

i love tits: fr?

i love tits: omg i see it

i have a pretty girlfriend: we have established taht ethyre cute, but does any of u know if theyre awake

i have a pretty girlfriend: i have a presentation with sparrow next class

purple emo: @party in the USA how come uoure saying that crying is normal now but earlier you said “faybelle cries??”

party in the USA: omf i was just surprised leave me alone

gossip girl: screw that, I’m surprised they know how to show affection!

furry lesbo: they probably ended up in a really sensitive place at some point and ended up like that but when they wake up they’ll probably deny everything and go bavk to tough love towards each other

still rocking your hoodie: not a fan of agreeing with ramona, but yeah that’s 100% it

glass dildo: well that was detailed?

i love tits: shes also one of those tuff guy act people so im guessing shes speaking from experience 

gay charming: that makes sense.

splinter: Why does Cerise agree though?

purple pussy: i could explain that..

purple emo: no you’re not.

purple pussy: or what

purple emo: i’ll kill you lmao? stupid question

four eyed charming: I guarantee you that she will in fact do exactly that.

i have a pretty girlfriend: guys plz is sparroe awake

wonderlandtisc supplier: Oh you better back off Kitty! Things will get sooper-dooper ugly real quick with Raven on your bad side!!

still rocking your hoodie: love you rae🤞

purple emo: love u too ❤️

purple pussy: fuck you cerise

furry lesbo: ho stfu

gossip girl: Ramona defending Cerise???

i have a pretty girlfriend: please the presentation is 35% of our grade

purple pussy: i can give you a VERY detailed explanation why she is defending Cerise

furry lesbo: actually think twice if youd really wanna do that

purple emo: your girlfriends dead fyi Lizzie

still rocking your hoodie: i’ll actually rock your shit kitty

gossip girl: OH?

gay nepo baby: Oh dear..

splinter: I don’t think violence is the best way to go about this guys

four eyed charming: How about instead of murder we go to class, that starts in five minutes!!😅

evil jonkler: kill the pussy cat

bun bun <3: stop being a dick, Kitty

i love man tiddies: why’s everyone so messy, listen to Dexter we got CLASS

dancing for the hoes: kitty actually deserves her slander this time

gay charming: kill kitty

purple pussy: im literally just joking u sensetive fucks

off with your dicks: can u give me a recap i was busy @gossip girl

i love tits: that's genius 

gossip girl: Latest news! Eight hours into the day and Lizzie Hearts sent an image of the following four; Faybelle Thorn, Duchess Swan, Sparrow Hood, and Tucker Friar sleeping in a group pile! Theories state it was because they all got a bit to deep into their feelings if you get what I mean.. witnesses confirm Faybelle had arrived to Duchess sobbing! ONTO A SIDE STORY: We don't know if any of the main four are awake, and apparently Hunter Huntsman is stressing thanks to his presentation with Sparrow in approximately 1 minute and 34 seconds! Last thing: Kitty's being attacked and threatened from all sides for being a dick!

gossip girl: Thanks for keeping up with Blondie's just right hext recaps!

furry lesbo: not reading allat 

my top buyer: thank you.

bottom: Amazing as always, Blondie!

top: amazing.

love god: hey so youre like pretty amazing lol

fuck your shoelaces: truly a saint

four eyed charming: Pretty impressive how she got the people that never gets on to actually reply and thank her in the chat.

i have a pretty girlfriend: WHERE IS THIS HOE ASS SPARROW HOOD

off with your dicks: okay so Duchess is the only one awake, she actually went ahead to class a bit ago. the rest are sound asleep on her bed

off with your dicks: and kitty stop being an asshole no sleepover for a month

purple pussy: WHAT

still rocking your hoodie: HAHAH

furry lesbo: GET REKT

purple emo: deserved

wonderlandtisc supplier: definitely your own fault!

pansexual activist: idk if anyone noticed but cupids fucking gay

pansexual activist: but since everyone decided to politely ignore it ..

love god: ok actually wtf.

glass dildo: are you guys in your classes? literally 30 seconds until the bell rings

gay charming: and stop spamming, apple is about to throw her mirror phone

i have a pretty girlfriend: I SWEAR TO GRIMM SPARROW YOU FUCKING HOE LESS PIECE OF SHIT I WILL FYUCKING FIND YOU AND KILL YOUR PIEVE OF TRASH DONT GET OUT OF THE GIRLS DORMINYORY YOURE SO FUCKING DONE MAN IM NEVER PAIRING UP WIUTH YOU AGAIN YOU BETTER HEXINBG PRAY I DONT FIND YOU AFTER THIS CLASS MAN YOURE DONE FOR FUVKING HIDE YOUR GUITAR PUNK ASS BITCH GINGER MAN WHORE STUPID IDIOTIC SELF OBESSED OGRE

glass dildo: deep breaths babe..

party in the USA: girl i think he way past that..

furry lesbo: thats rough buddy.

i love tits: duchess lowkey evil for not waking them up

i love tits: its highkey hot

i love man tiddies: uh poppy.

i love tits: waait wrong

i love tits  deleted 2 messages

i love tits: bye no one saw that

still rocking your hoodie: i most definetly saw that but okay

furry lesbo: definitely*

dancing for the hoes: omg

i love tits: i beg u justine dont tell her i said that

dancing for the hoes: hm..

love god: i think its your duty as one of her close besties justine ngl

pansexual activist: hey so i feel kind of close to blondie all of a sudden

party in the USA: you evil.

pansexual activist: i think im pretty awesome, but oh well

gay nepo baby: Get the fuck off your mirror phones, class started two minutes ago.

27 users reacted with "❤️" to gay nepo baby's message

lesbos (and ashlynn)

- today 08:20, Wednesday -

fairy kink: appple before u kill us plz let me say simething here

cashlynn: do you WANT to die??

fairy kink: come on did you guys see faybelle in that image

fairy kink: shes so adorable

fairy kink: she looks so enchanting while asleep

fairy kink: im falling in love again

cashlynn: you're so fucking dumb.

fairy kink: she aint gonna do anything in the middle fo class please.

being straight is a crime :P

- today 09:15, Wednesday -

gaybelle: hey so we just woke up and first off lizzie fuck you

gaybelle: second; bunny fuck you too i was NOT sobbing

gaybelle: third: fuck you too duchess bitchass whore we lost entire first period becaseu u didnyt wake us up

dykechess: class just ended, you waited just until the clock struck to send this, didn't you?

chill guy fr: we were hacing a comfortable sleep bro

glaze police: i feel like i had something important first period

glaze police: i just cant seem to remmeber what

gaybelle: when i get that feeling i assume that its usually nothig

chill guy fr: yeah me 2

glaze police: youre probably right

gaybelle: i always am

gay nepo baby: Hey, Faybelle?

gaybelle: hello yes

gay nepo baby: I must say that image Lizzie sent was truly adorable! But I do think you should check up on Briar.

glass dildo: ..

party in the USA: APPLE.

gaybelle: huh???

gay nepo baby: Cause she can't seem to keep her eyes off of it, or more specifically, off of you! What were the words she used again, I wonder...

gay charming: briar tf did you do for her to react like this

party in the USA: APPLE SOTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

party in the USA: IM SORRY

pansexual activist: apple keep going

party in the USA: I'll do ANYTHING.

purple emo: please briars being cooked alive

glass dildo: I tried to fucking warn her.

gaybelle: im still confused

dykehcess: holy shit youre dumb.

gaybelle: HOW?

lesbo furry: blindness level 1

gaybelle: WHAT

fuck your shoelaces: apple i beg u pls finish your sentence i live for this

party in the USA: i swear ill take u down with me crystal.

fuck your shoelaces:  you wouldnt dare.

party in the USA: I SWEAR I WILL DONT PLAY WITH ME RN

fuck your shoelaces: apple stop this madness briar will do whatever you want

glass dildo: low key want apple to keep talking just to suffocate u two more

party in the USA: SHUT UP ASHLUYNN

fuck your shoelaces: FICK YOU ASHLYNN

furry lesbo: im so invested please

gay nepo baby: I was just joking, of course! Remember next period is in ten minutes, don't be late guys. And keep your phone's OFF. :)

gay charming: thank me later you fag briar

gay charming: and whatever u are crystal

gaybelle: what

party in the USA: dont worry about it she was just joking

gaybelle: okay

glass dildo: everything solved itself in the end

i have a pretty girlfriend: where the FUCK is sparrow

glaze police: huh what did i do

chill guy fr: wait dude i think i remember

chill guy fr: you wwere supposed to present some shit today

glaze police: fr??

i have a pretty girlfriend: I GOT A FUCKING D.

i have a pretty girlfriend:  WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHY?

i have a pretty girlfriend: BECAUSE APPARENTLY I DID HEXTASTIC! BUT THE TEACHER CIULDNT GIVE ME THE GRADE I DESERVEDD BECAUSE MY PARTNER WAS MISSING.

glaze police: Nah lame ass teach! Ill help ya get back at him buddy trust

furry lesbo: i dont  think its the teahcer hes after "buddy"

glaze police: huh

dykechess: oh mny fuck youre as slow as faybelle.

mirror mirror on the wall: Hello my fellow classmates! I just want to say that one of my best-men; Hunter Huntsman just stormed off and threw his phone on the ground before stroming off! He also screamed "SPARROW" at the top of his lungs.

glass dildo: oh no

glass dildo: this will either feel super attractive or give me a huge ick

party in the USA: uh he's a guy it shouldd be giving u the ick either way

furry lesbo: straight ppl am i right

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cool people only

- today 09:21, Wednesday -

earrape: guys im hiding with my axe this is so not dope brah

attitude whore: class starts in 4 minutes fyi??

dumb bitch: such a skill issue if you miss second period as well

earrape: HUNTER IS HUNTING ME DOWN

earrape: I AM MOR EOCNECREDNED FOR MY SAFTEY THGAN SECOND EPRIOD

sigma: I just walked into class earluy for the first time and people arw placing bets

attitude whore: bets?

sigma: apparently the majority of my class right now was in hunbter and sparrows first period

sigma: theyre saying hunter wqas so pissed about this grade theyt defintely thought he was ginna cgase afrer u

sigma: which daring alrredy confirmed that he did so now thyre betting on if he'll find u or not

attitude whore: you guys are animals.

earrape: please help dont let him touch my beautiful beard

attitude whore: BEARD??? PLEASE. BE REALISTIC. its not even PEACH FUZZ

dumb bitch: my mothers got more beard thyan u

chill guy fr: youre GIRLS ya dunno what a true beard is smh

earrape: my brotastic defender

attitude whore: i looked up different types of mens beard and apparently what sparrows got is a "soul patch"

dumb bitch: its a patch of something thats fosho..

sigma: stop trying to make fosho a thing its for sure you fucking poser

dumb bitch: fuck u im a trend starter

attitude whore: no, you're not.

earrape: guys the bell tings in one minute is anyone gonna help me?

dumb bitch: i'll do it, i'm bored

earrape: REALLY?

earrape: FAYBELLE YOU GORGEOUS LESBIAN FAIRY FUCK

dumb bitch: yeah yeah of course i am

dumb bitch: send me ur loco

sigma: srop trying ro make loco a thing. its location.

dumb bitch: i do NOTTT appreicate ur negatiubvity

being straight is a crime :P

- today 09:24, Wednesday -

furry lesbo: nah im betting 10 saying he breaks his axe

dancing for the hoes: grimm i hope he does.

glass dildo: does literally anyone know where my boyfriend ran off to. class starts in less than a minute.

mirror mirror on the wall: Sorry Ashlynn, I tried to stop him, but it was out of my control! The man is feral!

party in the USA: HEX YEAH BREAK HIS AXXEEEEE

love god: break his axe.

four eyed charming: Burn it.

gay charming: reminding you guys that class starts in SECONDS. if those mirror phones ain't down, not even i can save you from apple.

still rocking your hoodie: well damn

party in the USA: party pooper

gay nepo baby: Would you like being notified that I took a screenshot of what you said in the separate group chat?

party in the USA: no thanks now im gonna put down my phone for this class. love you.

glass dildo: good choice tbh

gay nepo baby: I love you too!

- today 09:36, Wednesday -

gaybelle: hey hunter if you got your phone on you, i heard you're offering twenty bucks to whoever helps you find sparrow. he's hiding in his closet with his axe.

i have a pretty girlfriend: thanks faybelle, i'll give you your money at lunch

gaybelle: pleasure doing business with you! i also convinced sparrow to turn his phone of completely for "extra safety", so he won't see these messages and know you're coming.

purple pussy: youre evil

gaybelle: thanks

purple pussy: not a compliment fucker

evil jonkler: it is in my book

gaybelle: hex yeah

purple pussy: stfu

- today 09:46, Wednesday -

furry lesbo: DID YOU GUYS SEE HUNTER SMASH SPARROWS GUITAR ON HIS HEAD

glass dildo: out of all places, why did he have to take it on the bookball court?

still rocking your hoodie: actually sparrow ran and once he reached the court, hunter tackled him

purple emo: everyone actually js ran out of their classrooms once some dude screaamed fight out loud

gay nepo baby: You're all imbeciles.

gay charming: Let's calm down, love.

gaybelle: this was the best use of free will so far

furry lesbo: i agree.

love god: cant believe you guys are supposed to be close

still rocking your hoodie: like someone mentioned earlier, though love

evil jonkler: idk a love god should know that..

splinter: oo burn!!

i love man tiddies: help cedar??

i love tits: im assuming she's spending alot of time with cerise

dykechess: well they are roommates

party in the USA: and they were roomates..

fuck your shoelaces: GAYYYYY

wonderlandtisc supplier: fuck your shoelaces

off with your dicks: fuck your shoelaces

bun bun <3: fuck your shoelaces

ken knock off: fuck your shoelaces

purple pussy: fuck your shoelaces

dancing for the hoes: LMFAOO U GOT THE MAD HOUSE AFTER U

furry lesbo: HAHAHHAA

fuck your shoelaces: this is why i don't type here anymore.

party in the USA: fucking loser

secret mob fairy: Hey, that's mean!

party in the USA: ...

glass dildo: crystal probably short circuited at that

secret mob fairy: Because they're being mean to her?

glass dildo: sure

fuck your shoelaces: hahaha thank you farrah <33

secret mob fairy: You're welcome!

gay charming: aww look apple, they're almost like us!

gay nepo baby: At the start of our relationship? I can see that.

i love tits: yall are boring

i love tits: theres aa whole ass beat down going on and yall are typing here

i love tits: be normal teenagers for once

party in the USA: yk what yeah, speak ur truth queen

dancing for the hoes: hell yeah poppy

dykechess: did anyone else see sparrow’s tooth fly into the air??!

dancing for the hoes: HE’S BLEEDING

chill guy fr: my bestie is being mauled 

chill guy fr: faybekkw this is your fucking afaukt 

gaybelle: womp womp 

gay nepo baby: I swear to the fairy godmother, if none of you boys that claim to be MEN step up right this instant I will burn this entire group chat, school, and world APART.

gay charming: I’ll do it

gay nepo baby: No.

gay charming: WHAT WHY

gay nepo baby: Because if you listen to what I just typed it would be like agreeing that you’re a MAN. The thought makes me nauseous. Also, I don’t want you to risk getting hurt.

love god: a true lesbian at heart 

off with your dicks: Apple White would rather have them burn the entire school to the ground than ever have to imagine her true love being a man

royally cool siblings

- today 09:49, Wednesday -

rebel: one of you assholes listen to my gf

geek: You’re just mad because you’re not allowed to meddle.

rebel: OFC I AM

rebel: ID HAVE STOPOED THEM THREE MINUTES AGO

geek: Too bad. Where’s Daring?

man whore: Change my name. Day 49 of asking.

geek: No.

rebel: no

man whore: Ah, what a shame. Guess I won’t help. 😂

rebel: I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

geek: She will.

rebel: HUNTER IS GOING TO GO IN JAIL

rebel: AND SPARROWS GONNA DIE IF YOU DONT INTERFERE INTERVNENE OR WHATEVER

geek: Is that REALLY so bad though?

rebel: yes because apple doesn’t want that

man whore: The clock is ticking.. 🕰️ I don’t know how long our dear friend Sparrow will be conscious..🤔

rebel: I’ll do whatever the fuck you want except change your name, ples go fix this

man whore: Hmm.. very well, I accept your proposal! 

geek: You’re so gonna regret this..

rebel: better than apple compltekekt loosing it 

geek: Such a simp.

rebel: HEX YEAH THATS MY GIRLFRIEND?

geek: I genuinely hope Daring tortures you.

being straight is a crime :P

- today 09:51, Wednesday -

my top buyer: brooo am i trippin or did darig swoop in and the ground started shaking and then i think he accidentally stabbed sparrow like he’s bleeding for his nouth and then he saved the day

i love tits: why are you always high this can’t be normal 

i love man tiddies: or healthy??

gay nepo baby: Thank you Daring, for actually lifting your finger and helping.

gay charming: YEAH AFTER I BEGGED HIM TO

gay charming: I COULDVE RESOLVED IT WAT BETTER AND FASTR THAN HIGSVCSGAISGSHSJVEGSJSYSGUHCSYFCAIUJPSIHJGSCGJWVGJWCHGW

gay charming: DARINGS FUCKING USSELSESS

off with your dicks: is this the outcome of Darling not being allowed to step in?

purple emo: with anything regarding fighting, yes

four eyed charming: -And with anything regarding Apple's wishes, double yes. 

mirror mirror on the wall: On another note, you're welcome Apple! It was my pleasure as a real prince Charming.

gay charming: DONT TALJ TO MY GRIFLRIUENDD YOU FUCJKKKK

mirror mirror on the wall: You would think you'd be more cautious of your attitude towards the man you currently owe one?

pansexual activist: wow darling you're being blackmailed??

four eyed charming: Not at all, this is her own fault agreeing to something stupid.

furry lesbo: fucking stupid

gay charming: i WILL not hesitate to kill you

dykechess: who followed sparrow to the infirmary

glass dildo: and does anyone have any updates on my boyfriend???

purple pussy: he was dragged away by mr badwolf and never seen again

love god: And he lived badly ever after the rest of his life..

purple pussy: woah you finished my sentcene ur cool now

love god: fuck you

purple pussy: nvm.

off with your dicks: why would you think anyone other than me is "cool"? am I not "COOL" enough for you?

party in the USA: PREACHHHHHH

dancing for the hoes: LOUDERRR

gay nepo baby: Well said!

dykechess: queen you never miss

off with your dicks: ofc

chill guy fr: i am with sparrow in the infirmaryeyr

chill guy: he lost three teeth, his beard is damaged and with that i mean gone, and his axe is broken

gaybelle: he also now has a bald spot

party in the USA: wtf did hunter turn into a salon

furry lesbo: he done got a new haircut and everything

evil jonkler: all bcuz he didnty wake up to first period on a wendessyayay morning

still rocking your hoodie: when i dont wanna type the day so i write wendesyayayaya

dancing for the hoes: wendesyayayaya

fuck your shoelaces: wendesyayayaya

party in the USA: wendesyayayaya

bun bun<3: wendesyayayaya

i love tits: wendesyayayaya

my top buyer: wendesyayayaya

gaybelle: wendesyayayaya

furry lesbo: shut the fuck up faybelle

gaybelle: EVERYONE ELSE SAID IT?

furry lesbo: kill YOURSELF

purple pussy: you need to learn taht wwhen theyre agaist us we cant join in on stff like that

still rocking your hoodie: and u cant explain shit either stfu purple pussy

purple pussy: mutt

still rocking your hoodie: hairball

purple pussy: wannabe mhysterious

still rocking your hoodie: snub

purple pussy: you should be put down

still rocking your hoodie: my parents would never because they love me

still rocking your hoodie: you on the other hand is a literal disgrace

still rocking your hoodie: daughter of the cheshire cant even pull a good prank everyone enjoys

still rocking your hoodie: not even your own mother is impressed by your shenanigans

still rocking your hoodie: there should be a word for people like you where destiny is an unsure thing because theyre so bad at what theyre destined to do

still rocking your hoodie: your mom could teleport anywhere she wanted before and after the curse, still no school visits?

still rocking your hoodie: that's what i fuckking thought

evil jonkler: well dear hot potato i love this

furry lesbo: BAHAHAHA

i love tits: well that was a lot to take in..

love god: im crying

party in the USA: ..

dykechess: holy shit??

purple emo: she did all tgat without mentioning lizzie or courtly

gay charming: she made me realize i have not reached my full hater potential

gay nepo baby: Cerise, that was stretching it.

still rocking your hoodie: oh please

purple pussy: youre an even bigger asshole than me

wonderlandtisc supplier: i agree this wasn't very nice! :((

bun bun<3: cerise fyi uh

bun bun<3: lizzie is about to slice her phone in half shes reallyyy mad

bun bun<3: at u

big bad secret butt plug

- ugly flea bag = Ramona

- OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD = Cerise

- today 09:11, Wednesday -

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: i feel bad now

ugly flea bag: uh how??

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: i think i took it too far

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: be honest should i just apologize

ugly flea bag: uh no? ieve never apologized for anytthign ever after in my life tf

ugly flea bag: if shes sad then thats too bad ig

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: so if i dont apologize im the same as u?

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: id rather not..

ugly flea bag: oh please who dont wanna be like me?

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: do u really want me to answer that

ugly flea bag: stfu

ugly flea bag: anyways, i stand by my opinion

ugly flea bag: apologzing is for bitches shes the ones whos a constant asshole

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: okay fine

ugly flea bag: see listen to your pawsome older sister

OO LOOK AT ME IM A HOOD: actually never say that again??

ugly flea bag:

being straight is a crime :P

- today 09:13, Wednesday -

off with your dicks: apologize or off with your fucking headd

still rocking your hoodie: shes rude all the time i think im allowed to stretch it for once

off with your dicks: no you're fucking not?

splinter: Cerise I think that was seriously mean! You probably hurt Kitty's feelings a lot when you said all that. :((

love god: .

pansexual activist: i smell a switch up...

purple emo: good sense of smell

gaybelle: did you inherhit that from your dads beast side

dykechess: FAYBELLE

gaybelle: it was a legitimate question?? hello?

still rocking your hoodie: @purple pussy I'm very sorry for what I said, I shouldn't have gone that far. It was unfair and rude, sorry.

evil jonkler: no way

furry lesbo: youre dead to me

still rocking your hoodie: I TOLD YOU I FELT BAD FROM THE START

furry lesbo: AND YOU FOLDED FOR A FUCKING GIRL

still rocking your hoodie: YOURE NO BETTER

furry lesbo: THE FUCK I AM?

still rocking your hoodie: YOURE FUCKING NOTTTT

party in the USA: yk what rhymes with not?

gaybelle: no what

party in the USA: hot

party in the USA: like you

fuck your shoelaces: you suck

party in the USA: I WAS SO SMOOTH WDYM

fuck your shoelaces: no it was not.

gaybelle: it was

party in the USA: see.

dykechess: faybelle doesn't count, she thinks everything you do is awesome, cool, or even smooth

fuck your shoelaces: SEE?

gaybelle: I DONT SROP SPREADING LIES IT WAS LITERALLY SMOOTH WTH

party in the USA: everything is say is all three of those duh?

gay charming: stop defending eachother, fags.

party in the USA: WE'RE NOT

gaybelle: WE'RE NOT

fuck your shoelaces: sure buddy

pansexual activist: did we move past the fact that briar kissed faybelle on the cheek at the study party yesterday..

party in the USA: WE WERE PLAYING AROUND

party in the USA: and youre supposed to back me tf uyp you FAKE ASS COUSIN

gaybelle: its another bit of her beast inherited side...

wonderlandtisc supplier: The readers doesn't want anyone to have your back, it's more interestinggg this way! I agree :3

party in the USA: bro what

pansexual activist: whatever she said ig

pansexual activist: and faybelle shut up about my dad

gaybelle: i'll consider it

i love man tiddies: i swear this gc moves past things way too quick. what happened to sparrow and hunter? kitty and cerise? and where in the hexing chapter is blondie to keep us UPDATED.

glass dildo: I stayed quiet since I heard that Hunter was taken away, so currently i've just been an observer tbh

secret mob fairy: I'm sure he's fine, Ashlynn!

glass dildo: thanks, farrah <33

secret mob fairy: Of course!!

love god: holly's got a point, where's blondie? is she okay?

pansexual activist: surpirsedd you dont know..

top: Is no one gonna question what happened to class, ey?

gaybelle: who're u

top: jillian

gaybelle: who?

top: ...

top: the girl ya stopped from escapin during your "floating evil school" phase

gaybelle: OHHH HUMPHREYS GIRLFRIEND

bottom: She's not my girlfriend! And I'm not her boyfriend!

dykechess: so like.. she's literally named "top" and u "bottom"...

bottom: Maddie chose those, and I don't get them.

top: ...

top: if we were ever after to be a thing, this would be accurate if im being honest

my top buyer: jillian ur so attractive

top: thanks melody??

my top buyer: no problem

bottom: I think its inappropriate to say stuff like that.

dancing for the hoes: oo jealous humphrey??

love god: BACK TO HOLLY'S REMARKS WHERE IS BLONDIE

pansexual activist: that wasn't her only remark, but mkay

party in the USA: oh my grimm why is our attebntion span actyally so side tracked

wonderlandtisc: Because the narrator gets easily side tracked I'm afraid..

party in the USA: this narrator stuff confuses me

purple emo: it does that sometimes.

glass dildo: omg guys stop getting side tracked!

love god: WHERE'S BLONDIE

bottom: I actually came on to inform you guys that Blondie said she's busy putting the clips of Hunter and Sparrow together properly for her mirror blog. She said she knew you'd be missing her.

Ginger Breadhouse: Tell her to come back, I can't focus like this!

gay charming: Ginger's here???

my top buyer: i love you ginger

wonderlandtisc supplier: we gotta fix your username right away Ginger!!

Ginger Breadhouse: maybe later..

wonderlandtisc supplier: 

secret mob fairy: Get Blondie back!!

top: #we need blondies recaps

i love man tiddies: #we need blondies recaps

splinter: #we need blondies recaps

ken knock off: #we need blondies recaps

gay charming: even alistair lmfao 

gossip girl: My dear foes, I have heard your cries and I am listening!

8 user's reacted " " on gossip girl's message

gossip girl: Latest news! Classes set on halt for now due to beatdown on the bookball court! Hunter Huntsman beat up Sparrow Hood for flunking their presentation. Broke his teeth, gave him a free fade, and broke his guitar/axe. Sparrow's currently in the infirmary unconscious, Hunter was dragged away and had not been seen since.

gossip girl: Kitty Cheshire and Cerise Hood got into a heated argument where Cerise wiped the floor with her! However opinions are split on wether Cerise crossed the line or not, either way she said "sorry" once Cedar voiced her opinion. 

gossip girl: Briar Beauty and Faybelle Thorn defend each other as if their life depend on it, I don't know.. low key suspicious - according to their fellow classmates considering Briar's horrible pick-up line. Otherwise, Faybelle's theory about Rosabella Beauty gaining a bit more "beast" from her father than we know of is growing to be more and more popular. What is Faybelle's deal with the Beauty-family-line?

gossip girl: Lastly: And honestly just an extra, Faybelle ratted out her dearest friend, so basically it's her fault that he's on the verge of death. Thank you for keeping up with Blondie's hext chain recaps! Remember to tune into my mirror blog today for exclusive and good quality videos of the beat down, featuring all the way from the tackle, to Hunter being dragged away and Sparrow lifted to the infirmary!

gaybelle: why is my naame being mentioned in most of these you asshole

love god: dont call her an asshole fairy fuckwad

gaybelle: ok dyke

i love tits: i thought that was duchess

dykechess: ??

pansexual activist: hey poppy what did you delete earlier

dancing for the hoes: oh my i'd almost forgotten!! poppy share :)

i love tits: bye

dykechess: ?

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being straight is a crime :P

- today 14:29, Wednesday-

glass dildo: anyone seen Hunter?

purple emo: he’s still in headmaster grimms office

party in the USA: how do you know that

purple emo: I was also sent here along with a few others, but the secretary said he’s too busy dealing with the “incident of the day” still

still rocking your hoodie: yeah you can hear him shouting

furry lesbo: wtf it’s been hours

furry lesbo: hunter has Officialy beaten the record for the longest time in Grimms office 

gossip girl: who was the previous record holder?

gay charming: im pretty sure it was either Faybelle or Raven

gaybelle: sounds about right 👍

purple emo: the longest I’ve been there is like 1,5 hours🤷🏻‍♀️

furry lesbo: 1 hour and 50 min? Dawg just say 2 hours atp

still rocking your hoodie: youre fucking brain dead 

dancing for the hoes: Ramona, 1.5 is an hour and a half..

furry lesbo: that doesneven make sense?

gay nepo baby: Please, stop talking.

wonderlandtisc supplier: This is so boring! School’s over and we still have to be waiting out here :((

gay nepo baby: Raven when you said “a few others”, who is the others exactly?

my top buyer: im also here

dancing for the hoes: how??

my top buyer: darking is telling us to be quiet and not say anything but technically im hexting not saying anything

my top buyer: and i also live for the suspense or wtv so apple, darking is here

gay charming: melody is dead to me

still rocking your hoodie: darling is trying to strangle melody but ravens restraining her

gay nepo baby: What in the fairytale world did you guys do.

four eyed charming: @purple emo Are you okay?

gaybelle: straight ppl low-key disturb me idk

furry lesbo: i agree high-key

dykechess: weirdos

dancing for the hoes: duchess.. please.

gaybelle: youre also gay fucking dyke youre supposed to ageee

dykechess: how many times do I have to clarify? I’m STRAIGHT

chill guy fr: stfu.

gaybelle: i WILL tell her what you say about her

dancing for the hoes: literally please do.

i love tits: whos her???

dykechess: NO ONE THEYRE JUST BEING STUPID

gaybelle: me justine tucker and sparrow hear abor the same damned girl more times a day than ravens been to grimms office 

dancing for the hoes: yeah she’s probably gayer than me

chill guy fr: dont forget it’s all thanks to ONE single ahh interaction😬

chill guy fr: sparrow can’t use his mirror phone but he said ‘fr’

dykechess: IM STRAIGGT IN STRAUAFGT

furry lesbo: buddy i’d love to break it to yoump, youre not🤩

dykechess: fuck all of you??

glass dildo: it’s not that hard to admit you like girls, I believe.

dykechess: may your wack ass boyfriend get expelled and sent to the dark forest reform school

glass dildo: okay, bitch.

gaybelle: HAHAHAHAHA😭😭

furry lesbo: that reform school aint no joke dude

still rocking your hoodie: maybe if uou were more civilized you wouldnt be rhere in the first place??🧐

furry lesbo: i will throw hands

still rocking your hoodie: fuck you

gay nepo baby: Can all you nobodies shut up? Someone explain what Raven and the others did to be sent to detention.

party in the USA: i saw what they did

gay charming: go fuck yourself

party in the USA: Darling joined, no, INSTIGATED a protest towards madam Baba Yagas office with Raven as her co-operator. Even after Apple SPECIFICALLY said that talking ill about your teachers won’t make matters better, so she decided to start a DEMONSTRATION. Idk, apple u should like totally break up🤷🏽‍♀️

gaybelle: HAHAHHA LOSER

furry lesbo: break up quickly

chill guy fr: break up break up breskuo

four eyed charming: Break up!

dancing for the hoes: why is one neor wuestieoning how melody ended up there??😭

my top buyer: literally you tell me man idk

purple emo: Darling and Apple stopped typing here because Apple called her and is currently scolding her through a call

gossip girl: Thanks for the info!

purple emo: i actually despite u stfu

love god: uhm, kys??

wonderlandtisc supplier: i thinkkkk Hunter is getting out now!! :D

glass dildo: that’s great!

.

.

.

glass dildo: kind of expected some sort of update by now?

furry lesbo: Where are your manners?

chill guy fr: The utter disrespect.

glass dildo: what.

gaybelle: Rule 1 of Headmaster Grimm’s office, Ashlynn Ella.

dancing for the hoes: why did they turn serious 💔 

purple pussy: "When soldiers are dispatched and muted within the confines of Headmaster Grimm’s office, one must not inquire whether the same soldier emerges in silence."

four eyed charming: What in Ever After.

party in the USA: there’s rules for being in his office?

dykechess: an entire rule book to be exact

dykechess: i was forced to be present during the conference it was created

glass dildo: how do you not know about this Briar, I swear you’ve been in his office more times than I can count?

gaybelle: It was created under the ground of unity. Aka when a huge group of students, including me got into trouble at the same time and realized we needed some ground rules.

dykechess: huge group of students refer to Faybelle, Sparrow, Raven, Tucker, Ramona, Cerise, Kitty, Hunter, and Darling.

fuck your shoelaces: they’re the founding fathers, the rest of us are loyal members

party in the USA: even crystal knows?? the disrespect on my name

gaybelle: im sorry beautiful, tha just how it’s been 

party in the USA: BOOOOO

glass dildo: in short what I’m getting from this is that I can’t ask my boyfriend what the hex happened and his current situation?

chill guy fr: yes.

i love man tiddies: are these rules even official anywhere.?

love god: yes, they made me bring their rulebook to my father so he shared it with the rest og the Greek gods. 😐

secret mob fairy: Yeah Faybelle introduced it to the fairy society as well, it’s been official, but hidden.

gossip girl: ooo this’ll be good intel!

furry lesbo: NO

gaybelle: NO

purple pussy: NO

chill guy fr: NO

still rocking your hoodie: NO

gossip girl: founding fathers.. it’ll be a good read!

love god: Blondie you CAN’T report on this, EVER AFTER.

gossip: oh okay then!

pansexual activist: the switch up.

party in the USA: i hear u cuzzo 

fuck your shoelaces: never say that again?😀

pansexual activist: you keep dming me ‘cuzzo’, no, I WON’T start to genuinely use that for you, thank you very much.👍

party in the USA: BOOOOO PARTY POOPERS

splinters: Can we go back to the rulebook? I found it fairy interesting!

i love man tiddies: yeah, how many rules are there?

dykechess: I see all you shits typing stop it right this instant.

dykechess: the book has been given the name "The Grimmscourt Compendium", there’s a total of six rules which has categorized into mourning, voting, exceptions in unity, changes in members, and changes in rulebook. Most of these points have been sorted into a-c and the numbers are Roman letters for some fucking reason

dykechess: and you also realize immediately that raven has been in charge of the writing and production, it’s a single physical book, but also exists in PNG. the physical adaption is preferred since PNG’s can be edited, ink can’t.

dykechess: that’s all the information ANYONE NEEDS because believe me if you read that shit you would refuse to accept its real

bottom: Do you mind telling us one of the rules? Just to give us an idea of what it looks like.

gaybelle: ME ME ME ME

gaybelle: it’s my fairy favorite

furry lesbo: yeah because she was the one that came up with it

chill guy fr: it’s a hella good rule though all of us agreed 😭

purple pussy: true true

party in the USA: let us hear it already

pansexual activist: someone’s impatient

party in the USA: hex yeah i am

gaybelle: Rule VI a: "As it stands, the Founding Fathers hold the highest rank, possessing the authority to make nearly every decision within the rulebook. Upon the graduation of all current Founding Fathers, it becomes their solemn responsibility to handpick their successors, who shall serve as 'Administrators.' The title of Founding Father is not one that can be earned or obtained with future generations."

furry lesbo: Preach.

chill guy fr: Well said.

purple pussy: Beatiful.

off with your dicks: idk if im that open to kitty being a founding father to a cult

purple pussy: but babeeee:((

lesbos (and ashlynn)

- today 15:02, Wednesday - 

fairy kink: i totally understand darling and raven getting off to their partners now

cashlynn: are you serious.

fairy kink: i can imagine faybelle explaining their rulebook with those exact words

fairy kink: honestly she seems like a huge geek about this entire rule book thing

fairy kink: it’s lowk cute

cashlynn: you believe everything regarding Faybelle is cute.

fairy kink: am i WRONG tho?

cashlynn: I dare you to say that in the group chat

fairy kink: you’re literally trying to pray on my downfall

cashlynn: I’M TIRED OF YOU SPEAKING ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME!

cashlynn: SPEAK TO HER FOR A CHANGE.

fairy kink: I LITERALLY DO ALL THE TIME

cashlynn: CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH

ass-ple: SHUT UPPPPPPP

fairy kink: oh hey apple🥰

cashlynn: tell Briar she’s a COWARD.

fairy kink: and tell ASHLYNN that she needs to stop RUSHINNGGG me.

cashlynn: RUSHING YOU? ITS BEEN MONTHS. YOU’VE LIKED FAYBELLE FOR 6 MONTHS. WE’RE IN MARCH.

fairy kink: okay damn so a girl can’t take her time anymore?🙄😒

cashlynn: you’re SO. SO. SOOOOO annoying

fairy kink: i second what duchess said, hope uour WACK ASS BOYFRIEND GET SENT TO REFORM SCHOOL

cashlynn: he is NOT ‘wack’

cashlynn: UNLIKE YOUR DUMB FOUNDING CULT FATHER EVIL DARK FAIRY CRUSH

fairy kink: SHES BOT DUMB

ass-ple: I ahye eyoh rcuking both stfu briar youf ciking die you bitchasbsbruuc micyherhrfuckkkekrkrrrrr

cashlynn: …

fairy kink: …

cashlynn: we’re sorry.

fairy kink: we’re sorry.

ass-ple: Darling’s in headmaster Grimm’s office, Grimm knows what’s up with Hunter, and I am TOO CONCERNED FOR MY OWN WELL BEING to open the other group chat. If you’re going to be arguing about Briar being a FUCKING PUSSY do it in ANY OTHER CHAT BUT THIS ONE.

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ass-ple: Thank you.

crystal likes farrah

- today 15:13, Wednesday -

beauty AND brains: we hexing brike apple

i CAN tie my shoelaces: leave me alone

beauty AND brains: wdym💔💔

i CAN tie my shoelaces: everytime you piss apple off you go to me when she snaps

i CAN tie my shoelaces: and everytime you miss me off you go bother apple

shoes shoes shoes: I think it’s best if you just stop talking. Crystal is not like Apple, she shows NO remorse for her actions.

beauty AND brains: well i have the farrah intel on her she wouldnt dare

i CAN tie my shoelaces: 😒

shoes shoes shoes: sigh, I miss my boyfriend.

i CAN tie my shoelaces: oh shut UPPOPPP

being straight is a crime :P

- today 15:20, Wednesday -

furry lesbo: so anyways then it would only be lohuval to put the bacon first

off with your dicks: yeah, no. Bacon is disgusting😬

furry lesbo: WHATTR

gaybelle: i agree i can’t stand the taste

love god: and the way the oil just.. eughhhh

furry lesbo: ok actually i just wanted to voice my opinions since vcerise aint here to disagree

furry lesbo: but you’re all fucking stipid 

dykechess: and the girl can’t even type stupid..

i love tits: she thought 1,5 was 1 hour and 50 minutes mind you..

furry lesbo: ok why am i being gange up on

chill guy fr: yh i thought we were going after gaybelle and purple psjsy 

dancing for the hoes: my guess is that we need to wait for the detetion people to get back

dancing for the hoes: office* idk what to call it

i have a pretty girlfriend: i have returned

glass dildo: FINALLY

i have a pretty girlfriend: hey babe 😍

dykechess: someone is  a bit too happy about being in his office for god knows how many hours

four eyed charming: 4 hours and 39 minutes.

furry lesbo: ok nerd

i have a pretty girlfriend: well it was hell, but anything gets better when i get to helt my girlfriend 💕

glass dildo: awe ❤️

gaybelle: sybau

party in the USA: literally

love god: no, YOUUU TWO SHUT UP

dancing for the hoes: shut up and kiss 😕

furry lesbo: can we also do that 👉👈

pansexual activist: Cupid you definitely do not have a say right now.

love god: compared to BRIAR FAYBELLE JUSTINE RAMONA yes the hex i do

dancing for the hoes: okay so what did I do

furry lesbo: you ignored my question for one

dancing for the hoes: YOURE ON YOUR BED ACROSS FROM ME WAITING FOR A REACTION

furry lesbo: 😎

gaybelle: guys guys guys guys i have a new opinion

dykechess: did you learn nothing?

chill guy fr: give her up she’s hopeless

four eyed charming: Before Faybelle voices her terrible takes and opinions, am I allowed to ask what happened to Hunter and Ashlynn or is that against the rules? Cause they disappeared.

i have a pretty girlfriend: im in Ashlynn’s dorm dw

party in the USA: yeah so i escaped them lovely dovekie asses

glass dildo: where’d you even go?

party in the USA: i wanted a burger

furry lesbo: shut your boring asses yup

furry lesbo: Faybelle pass ur your marcekous takes

gaybelle: maid marian 

gaybelle: sparrows mom 

chill guy fr: thats not bad, smash

dancing for the hoes: yk i could get that

off with your dicks: a teacher?? absolutely not.

furry lesbo: KH PLWWSE NO ONE GETS THUS LIKE I DO

furry lesbo: THE WAY HER HAIR ISNUUST SOAAAGGHHHH

furry lesbo: AND HER EYES WOOOOOO

furry lesbo: SHE’S NOT EVEN NY TEACHER BUT AWWWOOOGA😍

gaybelle: OH MY GRIMM YOU GET ME

dancing for the hoes: okay now that’s pushing it

dykechess: I just know you’re fuming

i love tits: okay this is an actual good use of freedom of speech

i love tits: like I almost considered taking her ckasses hs cus shes the teahcer there

dancing for the hoes: you were saying?🤔

dykechess: whore

gaybelle: i knew someone would value my ioinions some pday 

glaze police: STOP TALKING ABIUT MY MOM

dykechess: oh Sparrow’s well again!

chill guy fr: i forgit to tell you i helped him get to his dorm, but yeah hes okay

chill guy fr: but they said he can’t type because ut will hurt like a butch to use his fingers

gaybelle: amateur my fingers are well trained

furry lesbo: “butch to use his fingers” YEAH YOURE NOT BUTCH THATS WHY

dykechess: someone sterilize her

party in the USA added Hopper Croakington II to the group chat 

Hopper Croakington II: Greetings, ladies. 😉

party in the USA: hey hopper😙

dykechess: HAHAHAHAHA

love god: omg pink trio reunited 

party in the USA: you bet your ass were reunited 

Hopper Croakington II: Cupid and mademoiselle Briar, my dear friends!

gaybelle: dont push it

furry lesbo: someones jealous..

wonderlandtisc supplier: hey guys we’re back!! :D

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Hopper Croakington II’s username to “ribbit”

wonderlandtisc supplier changed Ginger Breadhouse’s username to “cupcake”

cupcake: I thought I was escaping the nicknames, but this one’s cute! ☺️ 

four eyed charming: Well you didn’t return from Grimms office quietly, so can I ask what happened to you guys?

mirror mirror on the wall: more specific his girlfriend 😏

mirror mirror on the wall: And I’d like to know about my dear sister’s whereabouts! I just came up with the perfect idea of what she owes me. 

pansexual activist: you got this babe!!

still rocking your hoodie: it’s not against the rules to ask, but it’s not very smart right now..

i love tits: wdym

my top buyer: raven set fire on Grimms hair

glass dildo: What..

furry lesbo: AHAHAHAHA

gossip girl: PLEASE tell me one of you took a photo.

still rocking your hoodie: eh yeah but it’s gonna cist you

gossip girl: Sweetie, money is not a problem. 🤗

four eyed charming: WHY DID SHE DO THAT?!

still rocking your hoodie: cuz he was a dick and served raven 2 weeks extra after school denetion than the rest of us bczu she is «SUPPOSED RO BE EVIL» and a demonstration isnt too evil or wtv idk

party in the USA: that man is always after the girl leave her alone omd

purple pussy: Rule II b  "If all parties involved in a conflict are summoned to Headmaster Grimm’s office, the final judgment rests solely in his hands. There is nothing we can do—except ensure that all receive the same punishment."

gaybelle: She did well.

chill guy fr: The truest founding father of us all..

furry lesbo: An icon.

still rocking your hoodie: Indeed, Grimm applauded her after he finished screaming and said “a real evil queen!” And proceeded to give all of the same punishment of 3 days castleteria duty.

my top buyer: she was still pissed though but yeah now im going back to my dorm 

my top buyer: i dont even get how i was invokved in this

gay charming: My Brother, My Hero

Through storm and fire, bold and true,
A heart of gold, so brave, so new.
He stands when shadows start to rise,
With steady hands and fearless eyes.

No foe too strong, no night too deep,
He guards my dreams while others sleep.
Through every trial, pain, and fight,
He is my shield, my guiding light.

A brother first, but more than kin,
A hero’s soul that burns within.
No crown he wears, no songs proclaim,
Yet still, the world should know his name.

My Brother, My Hero, Daring Charming

gaybelle: what in ever after

four eyed charming: Ahahaha

furry lesbo: what bet did bro loose😭

party in the USA: a whole ass poem girl i did not expect that

mirror mirror on the wall: Why, thank you little sister! 😉

gay charming: I just wanted to show my love for you, my dearest big brother❤️

i love tits: this is uncanny to me

glass dildo: I believe it’s fairy cute!

off with your dicks: off with your head darling wtf is this

four eyed charming: Didn’t you know? Darling has always looked up to Daring. Some would even say he was the inspiration to her biggest interests!

four eyed charming: Isn’t he, Darling? :)

gay charming: yeah it’s true, daring has been my inspiration from the very beginning.

mirror mirror on the wall: I taught her everything she knows.

gay charming: yes, he did.🙂

party in the USA: well that’s a surprise..

i love man tiddies: that’s so charming though!

pansexual activist: look at you daring, such a role model for your younger sibling

mirror mirror on the wall: Haha, you know me. ☺️

purple emo: so i get bavj from my kittle rage fit and this is what I’m reading,, im suroised darling 

bun bun<3: i think it’s cute they have a relationship like this 

dykechess: mhm..

chill guy fr: its something ig

dancing for the hoes: awe it’s almost like me and my sisters!

dancing for the hoes: minus fighting over the bathroom ig

furry lesbo: tell me more 😍

dancing for the hoes: if you come over to my side of the dorm, sure

furry lesbo: 😍😍😘😘🥰🥰😀😀👍👍🤗🤗

still rocking your hoodie: careful, she sheds.

furry lesbo: STFU I DONT

still rocking your hoodie: swear on your bacon

purple pussy: she went offline LOL

royally cool siblings

- today 16:01, Wednesday -

rebel: daring i fucking hate you 

rebel: DEXTER U TOO U FUCKING BACKSTABBER WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT WORSE

geek: Because I can?

geek: I told you that you would regret agreeing to whatever Daring wishes for.

man whore: The poem was beautifully written!

rebel: I HATE U

man whore: For the next 4 months you don’t. 😊

rebel: LKKJFRKKGRPKGPEKFOEJKFNEK

geek: Oh wow, I’m loving this.

being straight is a crime :P

- today 16:03, Wednesday -

gay nepo baby: What the hex.

gossip girl: Latest recap: Sparrow Hood is well again, but can’t use his fingers to hext anymore! Hunter Huntsman has broken the record for longest time in headmaster Grimm’s office (previous holders Raven Queen or Faybelle Thorn), demonstration outside the classroom and Raven Queen set headmaster’s hair on fire! Darling Charming loves her idol and role model Daring Charming, and lastly there’s a rulebook with written official rules for being in the headmaster’s office!

gay nepo baby: …

party in the USA: do y’all wanna see my LUSCIOUS ASS burger

gay nepo baby: I read the rules that you’ve sent, why can’t you have this type of passion for SCHOOL?

gaybelle: why waste our potential on something boring

purple pussy: your girlfriends a founding father btw

gay charming: this is so not my day

dykechess: yeah, loser.

party in the USA: so anyone wanna see my burger im gonna gobble it all up soon

ribbit: Of course!

gaybelle: can i see your burger buns

dykechess: she doesn’t mean the actual burger buns fyi

party in the USA: maybe

chill guy fr: no way.

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searching for pussy👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🤑🤞

- BUTCHER BUTCH = Ramona

- latinas makes me wet = Faybelle

- scissoring with swords = Darling

- lizzies fuckdoll = Kitty

- peace!! harmony!! girls!! = Farrah

- bubblegum pink = Cupid

- today 18:34, Wednesday -

latinas make me wet: sometimes i wonder if choosing our own usernames was a smart ifea when we created rhis gc 2 months ago

BUTCHER BUTCH: i love mine

BUTCHER BUTCH: like if i let u choose the names id end ip like idk “ramen”

latinas make me wet: i was gonna agree that yours is cool

latinas make me wet: but herr uou come and dare speak ill about my naming abilities?  🤨

peace!! harmony!! girls!!: Kitty’s name keeps me up at night.

bubblegum pink: i mean same, but ngl id set something similar if i had a girlfriend

scissoring with swords: i wanted to name myself apples cum dump but had i remind myself that shed see rhis somehow someway

BUTCHER BUTCH: dude youre not nornal

lizzies fucktoy: you’ll understand someday❤️

BUTCHER BUTCH: you’re also fucking weird shut up

peace!! harmony!! girls!!: And then theres Faybelle, who couldve just changed “latinas” to “Briar”

latinas make me wet: see now i was GOING TO do exactly that

latinas make me wet: but imagine lesbian charmings girlfriend sees the notifications and “BRIAR MAKES ME WET” pops up on the screen

latinas make me wet: like hexcuse all of u but im smarter than that 😒

BUTCHER BUTCH: remind me again why duchess isnt here

BUTCHER BUTCH: no one is your biggest hater like she is

bubblegum pink: because you have rhis silly gay crush on one of her best friedns Justine and you’re terrified that Duchess will say what gets written in here

BUTCHER BUTCH: ahhhh

bubblegum pink: and poppy aint here because she would be afraid Faybelle would go tell Duchess about HER gay ass crush on Duchess

latinas make me wet: im like 99% sure poppy definitely likes duchess but id never say anything

latinas make me wet: #makeduchesssuffer

peace!! harmony!! girls!!: See thats why you’re blind.

peace!! harmony!! girls!!: It should be 100%.

scissoring with swords: give me a break she vant even see that briar likes her

lizzies fucktoy: that is such a skill issue

latinas make me wet: the skill issue here is your gf being chill with her ex even though she literally tried to STEAL HER DESTINY

BUTCHER BUTCH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bubblegum pink: oh my😭😭

lizzies fuck toy: no whats the real skill issue here is BRIAR PRETENDING SHE DIDNT KISS YOU ON THE CHEEK TO SAVE FACE

scissoring with swords: IM ROLLING

latinas make me wet: THE REAL SKILL ISSUE HERE IS YOUR GF DEFENDING HER EX PUBLICLY

lizzies fucktoy: THE REAL SKILL ISSUE HERE IS BRIAR ADDING THE GUY WITH THE HUGEST CRUSH ON HER TO THE GC

peace!! harmony!! girls!!: Are they at it again?

scissoring with swords: indeed

BUTCHER BUTCH: its funny

bubblegum pink: me when my vocabulary doesn’t have the word humorous 💔

latinas make me wet: RAMONA YOU CANNOT BE TALKING

latinas make me wet: YOUVE PUSSIED OUT ON CONFESSING LIKE THREE TIMES OR SOMETHING IN THE BIG GC

lizzies fucktoy: HEY THATS TRUE WHY TF ARE YOU TALKING

BUTCHER BUTCH: BRO IT WAS ONLY TWO TIMES WTF

bubblegum pink: the fact that you think thats makes it better is concerning

BUTCHER BUTCH: WHYYY IS MISS LOVE GOD BUT CANT EXPRESS LOVE TALKING

latinas make me wet: YEAH CUOID WTF WHY ARE YOU DARING TO TYPE

lizzies fucktoy: BE SILENCEDDDD

bubblegum pink: OK HAVE YOU ALL JUST TURNED INTO ROSABELLA IS THAT WHAT THIS IS

scissoring with swords: farrah is taking a rather smart approach and staying quiet.

peace!! harmony!! girls!!: Ok so you’ve now attempted to blow my cover so let me just say WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU SHARED A BLUNT WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

latinas make me wet: HEX YEAH GET HER FARRAH

scissoring with swords: I ALREADY CLARIFIED TYAT IT WAS BRAND BEW ONE AND FYI I LITERALLY PUBLICALLY ANNOUNCED I WUIT CANNABIS FOR APPLE