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    Summary

    Stanley Pines, iconic failure and rusted-sterling scammer, sets out into the wider world to learn lies and disregard truths. His demise, likely to be quick and embarrassing, haunts him; he hopes to get a few good wisecracks in first.

    Or, while Ford was building a portal and chumming it up with a dream demon, where in the world was Stan? Nowhere good, I'll tell you that.

    Title from “Ozymandias” by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

    ((Starlight // Statues // Sandfall is a series of independently constructed but ultimately connected works; each can be read as a standalone but, like the twins they depict, are better understood when taken together.))

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