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Villain Eclipse Squad

Summary:

All eclipses are evil, including Solar, so what happens when all these idiots finally get their own group chat

Based on a edit I made over on my Tiktok (Jax_Riot)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Chat created

Chapter Text

Eclipse made a group chat

The group chat was renamed to Moon hate squad

Eclipse added 4 people to the chat

12:15

 

Ruin: Finally, I told you too make this chat ages ago

 

Eclipse: I forgot alright? I've been busy

 

Eclipse: Oh hang on

 

Eclipse changed their name to Lord

 

Lord: Better

 

Eklipse: What the hell is this??? Why are we hating Moon??

 

Eclipse: Were villians dude, we hate everyone

 

Lord: ^^^

 

Eklipse: Then why's @Solar here? I thought he was the good guy?

 

Solar: What's happin

 

Eclipse: Ekli has discovered you're an evil person

 

Solar: ohhh yeahhh, Manipulations fun 

 

Ruin: Hello Dino love ❤️

 

Solar: Hiya Sharky ❤️

 

Eclipse: Great gonna have Ruin and Solar making out in the chat

 

Solar: Cus I could find love and you couldn't 😔

 

Eclipse: Shut up

 

Eklipse: Hows he doing the picture thingy?

 

Solar: You mean emojis?

 

Eklipse: Yeah

 

Solar: Do you see the face thing on the keyboard?

 

Eklipse: yeah?

 

Solar: click it

 

Eklipse: OOOOOHHHH

 

Eklipse: 🌸🪐🦈🌙🔧 - I like these ones

 

Lord: Which Eclipse type is he to like all of those ones

 

Ruins: He's like me, a Sun and Moon fusion

 

Eclipse: Solar how's it feel your dating Sun and Moon?

 

Ruin: I am my own person thank you very much

 

Lord: Aren't all of us technically Sun and Moon?

 

Eclipse: Say that again and I'm punching you

 

Eklipse: Whats Solar doing?

 

Eclipse: Fucking- probably with Sun and Moon so he can't talk much

 

Solar: Srsly Lunars annoying the shit out of me,

 

Lord: Do tell?????

 

Solar: I keep telling him to stop poking me and he fucking ain't listening 

 

Lord: oof

 

Solar: I wanna kick him so fucking badly but I don't wanna cause a scene

 

Ruin: I'm sure he'll leave you alone eventually Dino

 

Solar: He better or I'm kicking him

 

Eclipse: Don't your cover will get blown, none of us can be "nice" like you

 

Solar: HHHHHHHH HES NOT LEAVING ME ALONEEEEEEE

 

Lord: Do a classic eclipse move and blow him up

 

Solar: I WISH I COULD 

 

Ruin: Want me to come in and cause a scene?

 

Solar: PLEASEEEEE GET HIM AWAY FROM MEEEE SMALL LIL TRASH GOBLIN

 

Solar: HE DOESNT SHOWER HIS CLOTHES CRUNCH I FEEL DISGUSTING EVERYTIME HE TOUCHES ME

 

Eclipse: IM SORRY HIS CLOTHES WHAT NOW

 

Eklipse: I physically gagged and Bon asked me if I was alright, had to explain how the sun code works

 

Eclipse: Is SC awake right now @Solar

 

Solar: Who-

 

Solar: Bitch do you mean Novy?

 

Eclipse: yeah

 

Solar: They are, So is SM

 

Eclipse: Ahh rightyo

 

Eklipse: Who?

 

Solar: I got people living in my head

 

Eklipse: oh-

 

Ruin: Novy is Bloodmoons fault, No clue where SM came from

 

Solar: SM spawned in man, 

 

Solar: Hungy

 

Solar: JESUS- NOVY LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE TAKING OVER YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

 

Solar: Sorry

 

Ruin: Novy you're in a group chat can you mark messages?

 

Solar: Hold on

 

Solar added Novy and SM to Moon hate squad 

 

Solar: Don't worry they hate Moon too

 

Novy: food

 

Lord: Heya Novy 

 

Novy: Hi im still hungry

 

Solar: I'm getting food hold on,

 

Solar: Did you have to make it so I have to eat now Clipse

 

Eclipse: I didn't mean to dude, I tried getting that out your system but it wouldn't budge without killing you

 

Solar: hhh I hate the texture of foods

 

Eklipse: I wanna eat now

 

Solar: Take the ability from me please

 

Novy: Food 

 

Solar: IM GETTING SOME YOU DUMB DINOSAUR CALM IT

 

Novy: RAHHHH

 

Eclipse: Is SM awake??!

 

Novy: Its passed out

 

Eclipse: Wah I want my weird ass brother 

 

Solar: I've got food

 

Novy: FOOODDDD

 

Solar: OW MY AUDIO PROCESSORS

 

Lord: Just say ears like a normal person 

 

Solar: Nah it's funnier

 

Ruin: What food you got Dino?

 

Solar: Rip off Cherrios cus we don't have the real brand, Even tho they could easily fucking afford it

 

Ruin: Awh, I'll get you the real one 

 

Solar: Thank you Shark

 

Novy: Please do Ruin this fake stuff is shit

 

Solar: The texture is horrid dude, this shit crunches softly

 

Eclipse: Like Lunars clothes

 

Novy: So Solar just threw up

 

Solar: ECLIPSE I HATE YOU

 

Lord: Which one

 

Solar: All of you at this point.

 

Lord: Damn

 

Ruin: Me included?

 

Solar: No not you Shark,

 

Ruin: Yippie

 

Solar: FUCK MOONS IN THE ROOM BYE GUYS 

 

Novy: Bye guys

 

Eclipse: WAHHH MY BROTHERRR BYE SOLL BYE NOVY

 

Eklipse: Can I meet them in person?? Please they seem so much funnn

 

Eclipse: That's up to sol, gotta sneak him through the portal

 

Ruin: Which him?

 

Eclipse: Sol, if we try to get Klips through their portal I'm pretty sure we'd all have to try and sneak through

 

Lord: Can I please add Astro, I'm getting lonely with out him

 

Eclipse: Sure yeah add your boyfriend 

 

Lord: LETS GOOO

 

Eklipse: Who?

 

Astro was added to Moon hate squad

 

Astro: LMAO "One of these Eclipses is not like the others"/ref

 

Eclipse: LMAO Mother fucking, "The Spy" Ahh Eclipse 

 

Lord: STOP ITTT

 

Eclipse: Explain????

 

Eclipse: Astro is a swap Eclipse, meaning he takes the role of Moon in his world, 

 

Astro: Other then that I'm exactly the same as the rest of y'all,

 

Astro: OH UMBRA, YOUR MOON WENT TO OUR WORLD IT WAS SO FUNNY

 

Eclipse: HE DID???

 

Astro: YEAH MAN, HE WAS TRAUMA DUMPING ON US, I HAD TO PRETEND THAT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOIN ON CUS LUNAR WAS NEXT TO ME

 

Eclipse: LMAOOO WHAT A DUMBASS

 

Astro: All Moons are dumbasses bro LMAO

 

Lord: Astrooooo

 

Astro: Lorrdddddd

 

Lord: Hihihi 

 

Astro: HIHIHI, how you holding uppp? Did you tell the others what happened?

 

Lord: Oh- I have not-

 

Solar: What happened Lord.

 

Lord: DarkSun... Pushed me off my world...

 

Solar: Stupid fucking Suns.

 

Eklipse: I thought you liked yours?

 

Solar: Mine was the only one who wasn't a fucking idiot

 

Eklipse: Damn

 

Ruin: Lord are you in your world?

 

Lord: No Astros friend let me hide in their world

 

Astro: Yah

 

Solar: Another swap?

 

Astro: Nah, Craft boy

 

Lord: Netherite 

 

Solar: Ohhh the Sun fucker got it

 

Lord: HELP

 

Astro: ""Sun fucker"" 😭😭

 

Eclipse: Isn't that entire world a Sun harem?

 

Lord: Dude BLOODMOON tried to shoot his shot at Sun here

 

Eclipse: GET OUT OF THERE DUDE

 

Astro: None of them are related!!

 

Eclipse: ID HOPE NOT???

 

Solar: Dude Sun just walked in I'm trying not to start laughing

 

Ruin: Umbras Sun struggles with getting bitches and Netherites Sun getting all them

 

Solar: Bros the bitch magnet 

 

Eclipse: Mines the Bitch replant

 

Eklipse: Help???

 

Solar: FUCK I CACKLED SUN JUST ASKED WHAT IM LAUGHING AT

 

Eclipse: SAY THE FACT HES BITCHLESS

 

Solar: HES TRYNA TAKE MAH PHONE HELP

 

Ruin: DONT WORRY MY LOVE IM ON MY WAY I'M BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE

 

Solar: MY SAVOIR SHARKY THANK YOU 

 

19:50

 

Ruin: I expect a kiss later my dear

 

Solar: You'll be getting more then just a kiss love

 

Eclipse: Send it to DMs lads

 

Solar: I THOUGHT IT WAS DMS 😭😭

 

Ruin: LMAO SORRY LOVE 😭

 

Eklipse: So, Ruin and Solar are dating, and Astro and Lord?

 

Lord: Dating? LMAO imagine

 

Astro: Astrosringonhisringfinger.png

 

Eklipse: OH-

 

Astro: More then dating :>

 

Solar: You've been keeping Lord safe right Astro

 

Astro: Yes sir! 🫡

 

Solar: Good

 

Eklipse: Is he your dad Lord?

 

Lord: Not biologically, but yeah he acts like my dad

 

Solar: Not my fault, you let me pick you up

 

Lord: I know dad

Chapter 2: God fucking damn it Moon

Notes:

So before you all read this fic I would like to say
Moon is one of my favorite characters in tsams, he's actually my 3rd favorite, behind Solar (1st) and Sun (2nd)
I don't hate Moon,
The Eclipses on the other hand-

Chapter Text

Moon hate squad

9:34am

 

Solar: I really do hate Moon

 

Eclipse: We all do but spill?

 

Solar: Fucker just dipped while Suns going through hell. Like, actually just left me to help him what the fuck

 

Eclipse: stars sake what's wrong with him

 

Ruin: Gming fellas, what's wrong

 

Eclipse: Moon just left Solar to help Sun

 

Ruin: what the fuck??? Why can't he watch his own brother

 

Solar: Cus he's "bad with emotions" apparently,

 

Eclipse: So he left Mr Alexithymia with him? Good idea

 

Solar: Real, mother fucker forgot completely that I am incapable of showing emotions unless it's really strong

 

 Solar: Sun understood tho which I appreciate

 

Ruin: We hate Moon, we love Sun

 

Solar: Some Suns

 

Eclipse: YEAHH

 

Lord: What's happening?

 

Eclipse: Moon can't do emotions so he left Mr Alexithymia with Sun to help him for some reason 

 

Lord: Oh what the fuck

 

Eklipse: what's Alexithymia?

 

Eclipse: inability to express emotions,

 

Eklipse: oh-

 

Eclipse: Solar has it 

 

Eklipse: Ohhhh

 

Solar: Yeah, and now Suns asleep on me and I cannot move,

 

Lord: Shove him off?

 

Solar: Can't. Cats on him

 

Lord: Ohhh

 

Astro: Morning queers and fears

 

Lord: Morning! Umbras Moons a bitch

 

Astro: Tell me something I don't know

 

Solar: I want Sun off meeeeee

 

Astro: Oh- why is he on you

 

Solar: Moon dipped so I had to be his therapist.

 

Astro: Oh-

 

Astro: Wait no what, what the fuck???

 

Solar: Real

 

Ruin: Nexus died btw

 

Solar: Yeah Ruin stuck a bomb in him, that I helped make, and Sun activated it (on accident)

 

Eclipse: Ohh

 

Eklipse: Who is Nexus 

 

Solar: Emo Moon

 

Eclipse: Emo 

 

Ruin: Very emo,

 

Lord: To be fair, it is Solar, Ruin and Umbras fault

 

Solar: Ruin "killed me" and then Eclipse pushed him off the edge

 

Eclipse: he's gonna loose his shit if he finds out

 

Solar: Lmao I don't care

 

Solar: FINALLY SUNS WAKING UP MY FUCKING ARMS ARE HURTING 😭

 

Ruin: Well we will see you later Dino 

 

Lord: see you dad

 

Solar: See ya's

 

Lord: Netherite wants to join btw

 

Eclipse: Sure add them

 

Lord added Netherite

 

Eclipse: Heya lad

 

Netherite: So- what's going on

 

Ruin: We all fucking hate Moon 

 

Netherite: Real, but why do y'all hate your ones?

 

Ruin: He forced Sun into a fusion, hence my existence 

 

Eclipse: Abandoned me in Sun because he "didn't want be evil" anymore (it didn't work)

 

Lord: Same as Umbra, but he physically hurt Sun multiple times 

 

Astro: He hurt and manipulated most my family and friends

 

Solar: I'm gonna be typing for a while hold on

 

Ruin: Oh god 😭

 

Netherite: I am now very worried

 

Solar:

1, Left abandoned me in Sun 

2, made me and Sun separate, despite both of us not wanting to

3, told me that Suns death was my fault and made everyone believe that

4, abused me physically and mentally basically daily since I got my own body 

There might be more but I'm with Sun so I have to be careful with typing here

 

Netherite: I am very VERY concerned and also I am sorry that happened 

 

Solar: it's fine, I shot him

 

Netherite: Nice, 

 

Astro: What about you?? What'd your Moon do I never asked

 

Netherite: He forced Sun to love him with a love potion and rest Suns personality,

 

Astro: Jesus- 😭

 

Lord: Did he do anything to you?

 

Netherite: He and Sun took my place if that's anything

 

Lord: Oof classic

 

Eclipse: Is he a Balloon World Eclipse?

 

Netherite: Am I a what?

 

Eclipse: Did you come from an arcade machine?

 

Netherite: No- I was built?

 

Eclipse: Ahhh 

 

Netherite: holdingthecrystal.png look at this bad boy

 

Lord: Holdingthestar.png Look at this shiny

 

Eclipse: You two stop showing off 😭

 

Astro: Starblueprints.png actually imagine 

 

Solar: Moon told me how to make the star work in all dimensions is that anything

 

Eclipse: Astro if you know this too I'm hitting you

 

Astro: I dont dw

 

Eclipse: Good

 

Eklipse: What are any of these things 😭

 

Eclipse: Shit that makes us all powerful, 

 

Eklipse: WOAH

 

Netherite: Stoodinfrontofablownupdaycaresmiling.png

 

Eclipse: YOOO HE DID THE THINGGG!!!!

 

Eklipse: What?

 

Solar: Blow up the daycare

 

Eklipse: 😢😰

 

Solar: :p

 

Ruin: Solars just out of pocket in chat

 

Solar: It's boring being niceeeee, 

 

Eclipse: That reminds me, How's Jack?

 

Solar: JackwithDazzleplayinggames.png having fun

 

Ruin: WHOS THE LIL GOAT??

 

Solar: That's Dazzle, she's Suns kid

 

Ruin: SHES SO CUTEEE SOLAR YOU HAVE TO STEAL HER FOR US

 

Solar: We already have two kids Ruin, and I don't think she'd appreciate that

 

Netherite: W- Are they dating???

 

Solar: "Sun fucker"

 

Netherite: ...

 

Netherite: Fair enough actually

 

Moon hate club

15:58

 

Solar: IM GOING TO LOOSE IT

 

Ruin: What's happened love?

 

Solar: MOON JUST SHOWED UP TO TELL ME SUN RAN OF

 

Solar: AND GUESS WHAT? HES CONFUSED AS TO WHY

 

Ruin: Oh god-

 

Solar: IDK MOON, MAYBE DONT LEAVE THE GUY WHO CANT SHOW EMOTIONS WITH YOUR BROTHER WHO NEEDS HELP

 

Solar: I HATE THEM ALL ISTG

 

Eclipse: Breathe Solar 

 

Solar: I'm coming into your dimension later Eclipse and killing someone 

 

Eclipse: Can't puppets staying near me the whole day

 

Solar: Hhhhh fucking- :cccc

 

Solar: Netherite can I blow something up in your world pleaseeee

 

Netherite: Ya come help me blow Moon up

 

Solar: YIPPIEE 

 

Eclipse: Cant believe he's confused 

 

Solar: Suns at the old house, the one I "died" in, and I can type freely cus I told Moon I was texting Earth, and I am, just here too

 

Eclipse: Let's GOOO

 

Lord: Punch Moon for me dad

 

Solar: Wish I could, really wish I could

 

Moon hate squad

6:46

 

Ruin: Dandy's world later guys

 

Solar: Rodger maining

 

Eclipse: So close to Shrimpo mastery dude

 

Solar: Imagine not already having it cus you lie frequently 

 

Netherite: 1. What's dandy world, 2. What Solar lying about 

 

Astro: Dandy's world is a Roblox game, pretty good, and Solars lying constantly about being nice, he isn't, he's just spying for us

 

Solar: Ruin and Eclipse promised me freedom from my Moon. How tf was I gonna say no to that

 

Solar: Oh I have to hurt Lunar? Shit bro I don't care GeT ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLD

 

Netherite: How are you nice? In what world?

 

Solar: Most actually, I'm typically known as the "Nice Eclipse"

 

Solar: Me being evil is very rare and yet, here I am in all my fucked up glory

 

Ruin: Very hot fucked up glory

 

Solar: thank you my love, 

 

Netherite: sooo- you're an undercover bitch 

 

Solar: yessirrr 

 

Netherite: dayum, pop off ig

 

Solar: Tyty

 

Solar: FUCKING MOON WANTS ME BYE CHAT

 

Netherite: Aw by man

Chapter 3: Moons the biggest fucking issue

Summary:

This was made to explain a bit more about what's going on (and for angst reasons)

Chapter Text

Moon hate squad

2:42am

 

Solar: It's almost 3 am but I just found out that Moon hacked into my phone

 

Eclipse: Tf-??? Why

 

Solar: No idea but he knows about the Eclipse apps now so 

Solar: that's fun/sar

 

Eklipse: Wait what, what does that mean

 

Ruin: It means that Moon might possibly try and hack into the app, including our chat

 

Eklipse: Oh lovely/sar

 

Netherite: Did you try killing him

 

Solar: No

 

Novy: we're getting yelled at, SM is holding me back from the control box per Solars request 

 

SM: 👋

 

Eclipse: I might just actually come over there and pick you guys up, this is stupid

 

Ruin: I get why he's angry and all but c'mon he acts like he tells Sun everything 

 

Novy: he told Sun he wouldn't keep secrets

Novy: he just told us he isn't telling Sun about this

 

Ruin: Christ Almighty

 

Solar: I'm going to blast Rio Romano songs later.

 

Eclipse: Ah yes the butch nonbinary lesbian, being listened to by the Twink fluid ace-bi

 

Solar Their music is good man what can I say 

 

Ruin: Speaking of Nonbinary butch lesbains can we add Eclispey she's really nice

 

Eklipse: WHO?

 

Solar: I'll add her, also I'm going to just watch Lego monkey kid in call on mute so I can call down, also so the others can calm down

 

SM: 🐵👦✅✅✅✅

 

Ruin: Yeah! Lego monkey kid is good

 

Eklipse: this maybe a rude question but why are they typing in emojis?

 

Ruin: SM uses It/it's pronouns, and it does because it just feels nice, it can't talk irl so it uses emojis.

 

Eklipse: Ohhh thank you, and sorry about the pronouns SM

 

SM: ✅✅‼️😺

 

Ruin: Oh it's part cat as well, like ears and tail on its hat for some reason 

 

Novy: yeah that's my fault, we were going to put solar through hell then we realized he chill af

 

Solar added Eclipsey to Moon hate squad

 Eclipsey changed their name to Clipsy

 

Clipsy: I was promised LMK in call

 

Solar: Yeah call is on guys feel free to join, 

 

The call starts, Clipsy and Solar are the first in the call. Solars layed down on his bed, hugging a shark plushie, looking especially drained and stressed, in a dino onesie trying to calm themselves down with comfort. Clipsy is sat in her room at her desk, in a guns and roses oversized shirt and skirt. Solar waves at her, she waves back. The next two to join are Eclipse, Eklipse and Ruin. Eclipse is at the theater, he moves from the camera and then comes back in a dragon onesie matching Solar for the fucking hell of it. Ruins already in a shark onesie, so he's happy seeing that, hugging a dinosaur plush to his chest and in a back room of parts and service he made his own. Eklipse on the other hand is in complete darkness.

"Eklipse, where the fuck are you dude?" Eclipse speaks up, confused to hell.

"When Afton doesn't need me he puts me in storage for some reason" The broken on responds. Ruin closes his eyes breifly, then opens them again

"We're getting you out of there K." Leaving now room for Eklipse to disagree. Solar nods, and starts up the watch party for them to sit and watch, Astro, Lord and Netherite joining eventually. Astro in his room up in the towers, just laying back on the bed smiling. And Netherite and Lord in the same room on Netherites computer, both just in comfy outfits. Despite Eklipse asking the occasional question, and Ruin keeping a small conversation with himself to keep for comfort, the call is quiet and peaceful. Eventually Solar falls asleep, and they move him to the sleeping VC and hatching a plan to get him away from Moon as soon as they can.

 

Moon hate squad

10:32

New user hacked into the chat

Eclipse: No fuck-

 

Eklipse: Who,

 

Ruin: FUCK NO GET OUT

 

New user: Wait huh+

 

Eclipse: Who are you.

 

New user changed their name to Moon

Eclipse: Leave- actually leave

 

Moon: No- I wanna know whats happening here

 

Netherite: I'm sure Sun wants to know too but you won't tell him 🙄

 

Moon: What-?

 

Eclipse: Read up in chat you idiot.

 

Moon: Jesus alright-

 

Solar left the group chat

Ruin: shit hold on-

 

Eclipse: Fuck- good luck everyone I'm going to check on him

 

Eklipse: You're going to harm our safe space Moon go away!!!

 

Moon: i- I didn't know-

 

Ruin added Solar to the group chat

Ruin: Stay put while Umbra comes and gets you

 

Lord: Guys can't we kick Moon 

 

Ruin: I've been trying to, we can't

 

Moon: so- everythings been a lie?

 

Ruin: Technically?

 

Eclipse: Got Solar.

 

Eclipse: And that is a very loaded question, technically yes, and also no, at the start? Yes it was, then Solar actually started feeling bad for everything so decided to change

 

Ruin: But because of everything he still kept in contact with the rest of us, because sometimes he couldn't handle it on his own

 

Eclipse: You'll be shocked to learn Solars emotions can be uncomfortably strong for him, it's just he can't express them

 

Moon: So- Solar lied at first, then actually became solar but because of emotions he stayed in contact because you guys are comforting to him?

 

Ruin: Yes

 

Eklipse: Woah he can read

 

Moon: ... Eclipse where are you guys? Unless he can see this?

 

Eclipse: he can't, Novy and Soup can they're alters in his head if that's anything 

 

Moon: Yeah,

 

Moon: Sorry to him, and all of you really- I shouldn't have done this at all

 

Lord: Clearly not

 

Astro: as a Moon swap Eclipse, I can stress this enough Moon. Tell. Sun. About. This

Astro: Tell him what you did, communicate with him.

 

Moon: I will do, sorry again

 

Eclipse: Just- leave for now we'll work out what to do later,

 

Moon: Understood

 

Moon left the group chat

Eclipse changed the group name to 'Fuck you Moon'

 

Netherite: Didn't even hesitate,

 

Eclipse: Look we just wait for Solar to calm down, and then we see what to do

 

Ruin: Eclipseee

 

Eclipse: What

 

Ruin: Tiny dino???

 

Eclipse: Tiny dino,

 

Ruin: :000

 

Eklipse: Huh-

 

Astro: Solar got too stressed and regressed I assume,

 

Eklipse: What does that mean-?

 

Lord: He's mentally a kid right now

 

Eklipse: Oh- 

Eklipse: Oh aweeee

 

Eclipse: Solarjusthugginghimtightly.png

 

Ruin: MY BABYYY DAWWWW 

 

Eclipse: he is not gonna let go- also he says he loves you Ruin 

 

Ruin: I LOVE HIM TOO

 

Eklipse: That looks so sweet omg,

Notes:

Did you expect this chat fic? No? Too bad,

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