Chapter Text
02/17/2025 Monday, 12:02 pm
gay lovers (but not)
what?: guys.. mike is creeping me outt
idrc bro: what? y??
what?: he's wearing shorts...
idrc bro: k and???
what?: booty shorts.....
uh actually: omg
uh actually: he's showing his world class ass???
uh actually: withiut me???
what?: what?
ahHH: WILL WTF???
ahHH: I AM NOT WEARING BOOTY SHORTS
ahHH: AND FYM "WORLD CLASS ASS"????
idrc bro: idk man, dustins kinda right....
idrc bro: like hate to break to you, buuuut
ahHH: NU UH NO "BUUUUT" MY ASS IS COMPLETELY BORMAL
what?: ah yes "bormal"
ahHH: stfuuu
ahHH: dustin made a typo, and none of you said anything !!
ahHH: so rlly u guys r choosing favs
02/17/2025 Monday, 02:36 pm
gay lovers (but not)
what?: does anyone know where tf micheal is?
what?: bro has not texted me a single reference in an hour and I'm getting worried
uh actually: so, from mike nit texting u, u suddenly got the idea he's like... missing??
what?: yh
idrc bro: maybe his phone died or smth
what?: no that's impossible, he always charges his phone
uh actually: k so maybe wait until after school to get worried, cuz he Could be fine
what?: but what if he's not?
uh actually: if we 'what if?' spiral now, u will convice us he's dead, so no
uh actually: we Are waiting, and we Will wait
idrc bro: u capitalizing 'will' makes it look like ur calling Him
uh actually: stfu
ahHH: k my phones going off like a fucking bomb, who tf is dead???
what?: u
uh actually: my will to live
idrc bro: my patience
ahHH: k so first of all, never text at the same time Ever Again, my phone just had a fucking heart attack
ahHH: second, lucas, wbk, dustin, no suicidal thoughts before happy hour, and y am I dying??
ahHH: and I think I'd know if I was dying
uh actually: will thought smth catastrophic had happened to u
what?: I did not
idrc bro: u did so
what?: wtv, can I not be concerned for my friend??
uh actually: sure, let's call mike ur friend
what?: what does that even Mean???
ahHH: I second that
idrc bro: dudes, u do know the bell rang like... four minutes ago right?
idrc bro: I've been in the hall waiting, for like ever
uh actually: u have not, stop being dramatic
idrc bro: I am not being dramatic
uh actually: u so are
ahHH: and the flirting continues
idrc bro: stfu
uh actually: yh, stfu
what?: no arguing!! this not healthy!! apologize!!
uh actually: sorry mike
idrc bro: sorry mike
what?: yh no, mike is so right, never Ever do that again
what?: my phone had a fucking stroke
idrc bro: @uh actually, yet u said I was dramatic
what?: ... k so that doesn't count
idrc bro: it so does tho
what?: it so doesn't tho
ahHH: sigh
02/17/2025 Monday, 11:28 pm
gay lovers (but not)
ahHH: yoo, so like nancy threatened me, over the phone, to watch mean girls
ahHH: and now I feel like, fetch is such a fun fucking word, reginas just a hater
ahHH: ik u guys r prbbly asleep, but like yh
ahHH: idk, mean girls was a fun movie tho
ahHH: also, aaron samuels is a fucking catch, like can I have him orrr??
ahHH: also also, I'm like toats high, btw
ahHH: if that wasn't obvious
ahHH: anyway, nancy wants to like... go to the movies with me and watch the new mean girls movie
ahHH: though, it came out last yr, so technically it isn't new, but wtv
ahHH: should I say yes? I mean ik she's my sister, but I don't see her unless it's a holiday or smth
ahHH: so her wanting to hang out with me, just out if the blue is rlly suspicious
ahHH: is it suspicious, or am I just not used to sibling bonding likd??
ahHH: I feel like I'm thinking abt this too hard, but like, still
ahHH: k, anyway I'm going to bed, gn
ahHH: I'm reading over the messages and I say 'like' like a lot
ahHH: ... shit
Notes:
Edited it, it's longer now.
I also want to edit the other chapters, so to the people who are rereading, yes there are changes, no you are not going insane.
Anyway, bye bye.
Chapter 2: uneventful day
Summary:
Alternatively named;
Madeline's boredom shall be known:))
Not gonna be posting regularly. A holiday is coming up soooo, I'll be busy, is what I'm trying to say
Notes:
USERNAME CHEAT CODES !!
line dancing: madeline
huh?: Jonathan
ask mom: Nancy
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
02/17/2025 Monday, 01:25 pm
"Maddie dear, can you go get the fake toes?"
line dancing: dudeeeeee, I'm going insaneeeeee
line dancing: college is soooooo, boring w/out you guysssssss
huh?: who
line dancing: you guyssssss
huh?: asked?
ask mom: jon, that joke is so old
huh?: and?
line dancing: his humor is so 2020
ask mom: literally
huh?: stfuuu, let me l i v e
ask mom: nah
line dancing: no thanks :)
ask mom: btw, line aren't you suppose to be in class?
line dancing: aren't you?
ask mom: touche
huh?: I don't have class until an hour later
line dancing: luckyyyy :/
huh: XD
line dancing: anyway, I gtg the prof is gonna kill me if I'm late
line dancing: see ya
huh?: byee
ask mom: bye
The quiet afternoon was peaceful, and calm. Students laid lazily on the grass of the schoolyard, some studying, some reading, most were just enjoying the perfect weather.
Line shut off her phone, and hurriedly stuffed her study materials in her book bag. Slinging it over her shoulder as she jogged to the building her social studies class was. Unfortunately it was in the building farthest away from the schoolyard or as some people call it, courtyard.
Living in New York was fun. It was a great place for an art nerd like herself. Line loved it, she could sit on the fire escape of her apartment, and draw anything and anyone she wanted. The ruckus filled street's were fascinating to her, being a girl from a small town, crowded places were new to her. And Line absolutely adored it.
And in the year she had been living here, she managed to get some attention on her paintings, they were realistic portraits of people she saw walking in the street, first she'd take a picture of a person, then she'd pain them. Either it was if a man walking his dog in a ridiculously horrendous 'dad' outfit, or a woman who looked like she just got out if a fashion show.
Line turned the corner, and opened the first door on the left. Thankful to see the professor wasn't there yet, only a couple students she's seen around campus. She sat down at her designated chair. Near the windows, on the fifth row, second column, as she put it. The window displayed the beautifully sculpted statue of a Greek goddess, thankfully fully clothed. The Scenery looked like it came straight out of a fairytale or Disney movie.
She brought out the essentials for this class, and waited patiently for the professor to arrive. Which he did approximately fifteen minutes after she did, and before he came, a group of students had filtered in, as well as some stragglers. She recognized one of them as the student who let her use his phone when she lost hers.
Line thought about her friends, her home, her parents. She considered going back home to Hawkins, see if that will sort out her boredom.
02/17/2025 Monday, 02:04 pm
"Maddie dear, can you go get the fake toes?"
line dancing: k, so, class is boring as shit
line dancing: and you guys are my only source of entertainment, please help
ask mom: can't, I'm in the middle of a test
line dancing: then how are texting??
ask mom: stfu
huh?: k, so, my phone keeps going off and that is such a turn off, so please, stfu
line dancing: wait, what?
huh?: y'know, life is like line
line dancing: awe, because I'm your world?
huh?: no, because it's short
ask mom: gagged
line dancing: betrayed
huh?: murdered
line dancing: What?
huh?: oh, I thought we were naming things, like we've done recently
ask mom: stepping away from this situation, what are you guys eating for lunch?
line dancing: idk, probably some over priced shit at the cafeteria
huh?: same
ask mom: sigh
02/17/2025 Monday, 11:32 pm
"Maddie dear, can you go get the fake toes?"
ask mom: so, I just threatened mike to watch mean girls
ask mom: I didn't think he'd do it, but he did and he sort of... liked it?
ask mom: like he said that the movie was cool and that regina could go fuck herself with a ladle, which was funny
ask mom: don't tell him I said that
ask mom: I asked why and he said "because fetch is actually a cute word, reginas just a bitch"
ask mom: which she is, but yk
ask mom: I didn't expect him to like the movie sm and we had like... a civil conversation, for once???
ask mom: he only made one sarcastic comment the whole time and laughed, at one of My jokes???
ask mom: idk, it's weird, but I thought I'd tell you guys
ask mom: I also offered to watch the 2024 version with him, so we'll see how that goes
ask mom: if he even agrees to gi
ask mom: anyway, I'll stop flooding your guys' notifications, bye
Notes:
Don't mind me, just hiding in the bathroom to post :)
BTW BIG THANK YOU TO Lesbian_Pirate FOR LEAVING KUDOS :DDDD
Legit kinda sad I had to change the oc, bcs like, sir talks-a-lot was a rlly good user :/
Chapter 3: somebody kill me
Summary:
He swears to God if Will wasn't his brother, he would've killed the little shit.
that's the vibe of today :))
Notes:
Context: The Byers residence is only 30 minutes away from Jon's college dormitories. Joyce is away on a trip with Hopp. Will is currently staying with Jonathan. No, the headmistress does not know. (jkjkjk she does)
Jon is so fucking jealous El decided to stay with a friend.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
02/19/2025 Wednesday, 07:15 am
Today was leading to be a horrible day, his brother had to crash at his place for the time being. It wasn't even that he didn't like his brothers presence, it's what came with it.
Jonathan groaned, dropping his head back against the chair.
He muttered something about regret, and hate of sorts. Will did not care though, he simply carried on with his day, bobbing his head to the song and mumbling the lyrics.
Which normally would've been fine, but the problem was, the song was muffin time. Muffin time. Did you see that correctly? Muffin time. Or whatever the song was called, and it was so fucking loud. Jonathan thought his ears could bleed from how loud it was.
Jonathon yelled in frustration.
Will ignored the older boy.
"Will!" Jonathan groaned, again.
"What?!" Replied the younger Byers, over the loud music.
"Stop the song!" He demanded, again.
"Hell no!" Will shouted back... Again.
"Hell yes!"
"Hell no!"
"Hell yes!" And it was just that, back and forth, for what felt like hours.
Until Will got fed up and turned the volume up to the max, and if you thought it was loud before, it basically shook the whole dorm room. And on top of that, Will started singing- well shouting but you get the point. "SOMEBODY KILL ME" Sang Will.
"I WILL IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LITTLE SHIT"
"UHM, ACTUALLY IT'S 12:30. IT'S MUFFIN TIME, IT'S MUFFIN TI-"
Will got cut off by a flying pillow.
He let out an 'oomph' and fell on to a bean bag.
Will Byers has fainted.
Jonathan quickly ran it Will's speaker and shut it off. The older boy let out a relieved sigh, though it didn't last long as he was hit by his own flying pillow, and fell on to the carpet.
Jonathan Byers has fainted.
His neighbors were going to kill him.
02/19/2025 Wednesday, 07:27 am
"Maddie dear, could you go get the fake toes?"
huh?: dude, Will is being soooooo annoying rnn
line dancing: I refuse to believe, will "I wouldn't hurt a fly" byers is being annoying rn
ask mom: imo, that is highly plausible. he basically lived at my house when jon or joyce was busy
ask mom: istg, I have conversations i n g r a i n e d in my brain, of will and mike bickering, constantly.
huh?: huh, I never knew that
line dancing: seeing your contact name AND you typing 'huh' hurt my brain for some reason.
ask mom: your js weird like that, ig?
line dancing: "I'm just different" ahh moment
ask mom: you're too chronically online
line dancing: ... That may be true, but at least I know fnaf is
ask mom: I don't need to know, plus you said the lore was complicated and confusing
line dancing: I thought you wanted to be a reporter?
ask mom: well, yeah
line dancing: then this must be your first test
line dancing: find everything you can about fnaf and report back to me, to grade you on how much you discovered
huh?: can we get back to, will "he would definitely hurt a fly" byers, being annoying?
line dancing: no, I'm in the middle of packing to go home and catch up with the folks
ask mom: wait, your coming home????
line dancing: yeah!!!
huh?: omgg
line dancing: omgg
ask mom: omgg
line dancing: anyway, I gtg
ask mom: bye
huh?: byee
02/19/2025 Wednesday, 07:34 am
"Maddie dear, could you go get the fake toes?"
line dancing: yoo, you never told us if you and mike ended up going to the movies
ask mom: we did, it was... weird, but not awkward
ask mom: we actually talked a lot, he seemed less... childish? But at the same time, it felt like we were kids again
ask mom: I mean we were Close, when we were younger, but when we became teenagers, more or else
ask mom: y'know, it became weird to be close to your siblings, so we just... distanced each other
ask mom: now that we're out if the phase, we talk and it's nice
ask mom: we've always been close to holly, though, so talked about her the whole way to the theater and back
huh?: could not relate, me and will be bitches forever
huh?: close bitches, but bitches
line dancing: I'm an only child so-
ask mom: you guys are horrible friends
line dancing: we are not!
huh?: we so are
line dancing: wtf jonathan, you're supposed to agree with me
line dancing: we Are good friends
ask mom: I'll be the judge of that... bitches
line dancing: fuck youuuuu
huh?: nah, I'm p sure that's your crushes job
line dancing: Bro
ask mom: oh?
line dancing: it's not a crushhhh
ask mom: is it?
huh?: yesssss
huh?: stage one: denial
line dancing: nah nvm, we Are bad friends >:(
Notes:
For anyone wondering, the reason why I changed the oc from Sierra to Madeline was bcs, Sierra is the same Sierra from my fic, the red town, bcs like, the idea was that, this fic is the modern version of the red town, but without vecna and the upside down and all that stuff.
Also, Jonathans user is "huh?" bcs I saw an edit of like Jonathan, Nancy, Steve, and Robin to the song love game, and like, Nancy was the "girl" , Steve was the "boy" , Jonathan was the "huh?" , and Robin was the "gay" , even though the original lyrics are "game" , not "gay" .
Chapter 4: will "nicest person alive" byers
Summary:
Basically, the first few chapters are just filler, I swear there is (somewhat) of a plot. I'm just trying to get to at least chapter ten, cause y'know, character building and stuff.
Notes:
The title is a direct reference to the previous chapter.
USERNAMES
evie leavie = steve (bcs s1 steve always left)
robert povert = robin (bcs shes cannonically poor)
topher popper = chrissy (bcs her bones popped out of their sockets)
ellie smelly = eddie (bcs I imagine he smells like weed)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
02/24/2025 Monday, 09:25 am
gay lovers (but not)
ahHH: William Mark Byers.
what?: may I ask Why ur using my full name today?
ahHH: no
what?: ...
what?: well, alright then
idrc bro: anyone want a banana spilt sculpture?
uh actually: why tf do u have a banana spilt sculpture??
idrc bro: idk, I found it at the dollar store
what?: el likes banana spilts, can she have it?
4idrc bro: sure, I'll give it to her tomorrow after school
ahHH: does nobody care that I called will by his full name?
idrc bro: read the user
what?: I didn't give a shit as soon as you said no
uh, actually: literally could not give a fuck
ahHH: you guys r rude :((
uh actually: wbk
ahHH: will?
what?: I'm not dragging ur ass out of this
ahHH: :((
02/22/2025 Saturday, 11:08 am
alcoholics and stoners unite
evie leavie: can anyone help w/ an essay?
robert povert: no
topher popper: I would, but cheer practice is running late, sorry!!!
ellie smelly: I camt feel my thunbs
evie leavie: fucking great
02/24/2025 Monday, 01:56 pm
alcoholics and stoners unite
evie leavie: so, conclusion is, my friends are unhelpful and to, in the future, ask for Sherlock Holmes' help, got it
ellie smelly: Sherlock Holmes is fictional
evie leavie: I know, I'm saying a person who does not exist is more helpful than you
ellie smelly: damn
robert povert: gagged
topher popper: I'm sorry :((
evie leavie: no, don't apologize, your the only nice one
02/25/2025 Monday, 04:17 am
Steve sighed as he stared at the empty document, the cursor blinking. He had written and rewritten, made progress, then deleted said progress because he felt it wasn't good enough. He's never been good at the writing part of school, which is bad because like, seventy percent of school is writing.
The main reason why he struggles with it, us because his mind is either coming with every idea on the planet, or it's blank. When he has a bunch of ideas, he gets overwhelmed and can't choose one, when he has none, hell come up with some bullshit story, that ends up getting him a bad grade.
Currently, his brain is fried, he'd been working on assignments all day without break, so all he could think about was; Eddie was high, and he wished he was in Hawkins to be high with him.
His stomach gurgles for what feels like the hundredth time that day, since he'd worked all day, he kept forgetting to eat or drink, saying he'd do it later. He never did, so now he was left hungry and with an essay due in four hours.
Shit, he had to be awake in two hours. Steve sighed, deeper than before and shut off his laptop, deciding to at least an hour of sleep, so he could wake up early and get started on the essay again. He had a morning lecture tomorrow- I mean today, so he had to wake up earlier than usual, to get everything done on time.
02/25/2025 Monday, 08:24 am
Shit, shit, shit, he missed his lecture! He missed his fucking lecture!
Steve muttered a string of curses as he realized, not only had he missed his lecture, he hadn't turned in his essay, he was late by an hour and thirty minutes!
After high school, Steve was determined to prove he was a good student, so this really wasn't supposed to be happening! Steve rushed to get his essay done. He couldn't really do anything about missing his morning lecture, but he could still try to get his essay done, even if he turns it in late.
Steve really needed a study partner.
02/25/2025 Monday, 09:54 am
gay lovers (but not)
ahHH: k, but why is will's middle name Mark??
ahHH: that's so random, dude
what?: my mom's dads name is Mark, so in honor of him she named me after him
uh actually: I kinda hate the name Mark tbh
idrc bro: what, why?
uh actually: it's my cousins name
idrc bro: The cousin, or a cousin?
uh actually: The cousin
ahHH: wtf are you talking bout here???
what?: no idea
idrc bro: inside joke
uh actually: inside joke
ahHH: then why doesn't it Feel like a joke?
idrc bro: just fuck off mike
ahHH: woah, wtf did I do?
idrc bro: what Didn't you do?
what?: calm down holy shit, mike didn't even say anything
idrc bro: of course you'd take his side
what?: I didn't even Know there were sides
uh actually: lucas, it's fine
uh actually: they don't know
idrc bro: doesn't fucking matter, they're being insensitive
uh actually: Lucas.
idrc bro: wtv.
what?: wtf.
ahHH: I second that.
Notes:
Ahhhhh, sorry if this is shit.
I'm not even gonna address the fact I haven't updated Anything, I'm b u s y.
I know that's always my excuse, but I really am :')
It's really rushed, but that's because I had no idea what I was gonna write, but I needed to get something out, so, here you go !!
The thing with Dustin isn't really relevant to the plot, it's just some lore I decided make.
Chapter 5: im dYing
Summary:
Madeline made it home!!
Notes:
USERNAMES
evie leavie = steve
robert povert = robin
topher popper = chrissy
ellie smelly = eddiesteve = steve
?? = ??
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
02/29/2025 Friday, 12:24 pm
stoners and alcoholics unite
evie leavie: k so, thoughts on my outfit
evie leavie: (stevesoutfit.jpeg)
robert povert: crotch to the flooor
evie leavie: shut up, robbie
topher popper: its true, though, maybe you should add a belt…
evie leavie: et tu cunningham???
topher popper: sorry steve!! but she's not wrong…
evie leavie: ig youre right
robert povert: what? so she can comment on your crotch but I cant?!?!?!!
ellie smelly: that sounds vaguely sexual
ellie smelly: anyway
ellie smelly: I was reading this fic, and like, one of the characters said
ellie smelly: “eat ass get rich” and the other one was like “I dont pay you”
ellie smelly: and that is the funniest fucking shit I have every read
ellie smelly: steve, im dYing
evie leavie: THATS NOT EVEN RELEVANT TO THE CONVERSATION AT HAND
evie leavie: thoughts on the outfit NOW
robert povert: why steve? got a hot date idk abt? ;)
evie leavie: omg
topher popper: I think it's cute! but again, add a belt, please!!!
ellie smelly: I agree with miss perfect, add a belt
evie leavie: kk got it
robert povert: notice how he avoided my question? suspicious…
ellie smelly: you think everything is suspicious
robert povert: bcs everything Is suspicious!!
topher popper: omg, that reminds me of the among us days!!
ellie smelly: god, don't even remind me
ellie smelly: do you even know how much I died playing that game?!??!
ellie smelly: never again
ellie smelly: Never again
robert povert: and I was always the the imposter
robert povert: oh the good old days…
evie leavie: youre making us sound old stop
robert povert: :(
evie leavie: :P
02/29/2025 Friday, 12:36 pm
?? - steve
steve: hey, are we still on for today?
??: yeah, ill be there to pick you up in five
steve: k, thanks :)
??: :)
02/30/2025 Saturday, 04:11 am
Madeline finally made it back to her home town, now she sat in the rental car she got to drive home in, her new car in the basement of her dorm, and her old car sitting in her parents garage. She didn't want to wake her parents as she knew she would be arriving late at night.
Line had parked the car, its tires in the driveway of a 24-hour convenience store. She grabbed her keys, decorated with an assortment of key chains and charms, and her purse, filled with her wallet, her phone, some loose cash, gum, and lipstick. Closing the door shut she made her way to the double doors of the convenience store.
Inside, she bought a sandwich, coffee, and some pads. After paying at the register, she went back into the car and drove into the night, going further and further away from New York City.
By the time Line reached her childhood home, it was 4:37 am, and her exhaustion had reached bone deep capacity. She hastily unlocked the door with the spare key under the flower pot, stepped inside and kicked her shoes off.
She walked the familiar path to her room, barely registering the new couch her parents had bought, and barged into her own room. Dropping her bags at the foot of her bed, and turning on her AC, hearing the basically ancient machine start back up again, she let her back meet with her twin sized bed, and fell into a deep sleep.
Notes:
I started this fic in April, it has now been seven months, and I only have five chapters made and published.
What the fuck.
Chapter 6: Sorry, your message could not come through. This person has blocked you
Summary:
Sooooo, turns out that little thing with Dustin that was supposed to "just be some lore, and isn't relevant to the plot" , is actually pretty relevant to the plot currently. Oops.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 10:45 am
?? - steve
steve: hey, I think you left your jacket at my place
??: oh shit, really?
steve: yeah, it's a jean jacket, right?
??: yeah, uh, I could come over and grab it on my way home from work
steve: or, you could, yk, come over for dinner
??: dinner? like, sit down at the table, dinner? or kick our feet up on your bed and watch movies, dinner?
steve: kick our feet up on my bed and watch movies, dinner, who do you think I am?
steve: a civilized man?
??: ah, yes, sorry for the confusion
steve: no worries, just don't make it again next time
??: of course, of course
steve: so, seven work for you?
??: yeah, I'll see you then
steve: you too
steve: also full disclosure I'm getting chinese takeout bcs I can't be eating good on this paycheck
??: fair, but I like chinese so it's fine
steve: kk, thanks :)
??: :)
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 10:45 am
lucas - mike
mike: hey, so like
mike: uhh
mike: I don't really know like, what happened the other day
mike: but, idk, are we like
mike: good? ik technically speaking we're prbbly not good
mike: but, ig what I'm trying to say is
mike: I'm sorry, I don't like fighting with you
mike: or dustin, but I was genuinely curious and like
mike: I totally shouldn't have pushed dustin or you to answer when you guys were clearly uncomfortable
mike: and that's on me
mike: but like, will's been spiraling abt this and idk
mike: just please talk to him
mike: lucas?
mike: please respond
mike: I miss you
mike deleted one message
mike: will misses you and dustin, he really does
mike: please talk to him
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 10:52 am
stoners and alcoholics unite
evie leavie: ugh, I hate feeling like this
evie leavie: why do I feel like this?
evie leavie: it's not even anything that important
evie leavie: it is Just dinner
evie leavie: omfg robert
povert: wtf are u talking abt?
robert povert: do u have dinner w/ the folks or smth?
robert povert: bcs you can't js vaguely say things like this
ellie smelly: I too, would like to know wtf ur talking abt stevie
evie leavie: nothing, it's just
evie leavie: god, why do I feel so nervous?
evie leavie: I've had dinner w/ them before
evie leavie: ugh
ellie smelly: omg
robert povert: omg
ellie smelly: he likes someone
robert povert: there's a someone
ellie smelly: omg
robert povert: omg
topher popper: you guys, you can't flood the gc while I'm in class!!
topher popper: and aren't you guys supposed to be paying attention??!?
evie leavie: ion got class
ellie smelly: I don't where I Am
robert povert: yh no, I don't have an excuse
topher popper: omg
topher popper: paper thin, paper thin
ellie smelly: and suddenly I know exactly where I am, gtg byeee
robert povert: yh, it's so weird, my teachers lecture is so interesting all of a sudden
evie leavie: push overs
topher popper:
evie leavie: omg, do I suddenly have an urge to do the mountains of hw I have? yes! in fact I do
evie leavie: bye bye
topher popper: :/
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 12:14 am
lucas - dustin
dustin: dude, why do u insist we ignore them?
dustin: they've done nothing wrong! and even if they did, I've forgiven them
lucas: well u shouldn't have to
lucas: they were being insensitive dustin: they literally weren't??
lucas: they were, Omg, are u Blind???
dustin: wtf, what's that supposed to mean?
dustin: do u think I can't tell when ppl are being rude to me?
dustin: bcs I can, trust me I can
dustin: we basically went through the same shit in middle school
dustin: and now you're saying my judgement is wrong?
dustin: Wtf, lucas?
lucas: no, dustin that's not what I meant
dustin: then what did you mean?? dustin: what did you mean, lucas?
lucas: I'm js saying, js because we've been friends w/ them for forever doesn't mean we have to trust them
dustin: ik we don't Have to trust them
dustin: but I Choose to
dustin: and if you can't see that then maybe you aren't the kind of person I thought you were
lucas: wait, dustin what does that mean?
lucas: dustin?
lucas: dustin!
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lucas: shit.
Sorry, your message could not come through. This person has blocked you.
Notes:
Ughhh, I don't really like it, but I was pissed and I project onto my fics when I'm pissed.
Chapter 7: boyfs and make ups
Summary:
Dustin often hates his nicknames.
Notes:
AHAH VICTORY IS MINEEE, I finally succesfully logged into my ao3 account on my laptop and now i can update my fics while my phone is getting fixed!!!!
Chapter Text
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 12:34 am
Lucas cursed under his breath, his head leaning back against the metal door of his locker. His eyes were closed, and his shoulders slumped. Some people looked at him, and most paid him no mind. However, a girl, around his age, height probably met his chest, stared at him. No particular reason, just to look.
She looked curious about him, maybe because his day was going very clearly wrong despite still being relatively early. In her hands, she held a paper cup, most likely filled with coffee, and the other rested on her cross-body bag, which was old, frayed, and had a bunch of unidentifiable stains.
Lucas got over his minor thought spiral and walked to class, pocketing his phone, not noticing the girl who was trying to think of why he looked familiar. Once he was out of view, the girl spotted her new friend. Eagerly, she walked up to him with the intention of greeting him. Although she would never admit that she secretly enjoyed the boy’s company, instead, she would act as if the boy were a nuisance and a bother in her life.
“Hey, Tin Man. Watch’a doin’ ?” She asked her friend, who was currently staring at his phone, typing something, she wasn’t sure what. He put a hand up, signaling her to be quiet; his thumbs were going weirdly fast. The girl rolled her eyes, but complied, leaning against the locker next to them, a deadpanned look in her eyes, seemingly annoyed, though in reality, she was watching the way his face frowned when he was focusing; it was really cute. Wait what?
Catching herself, she cleared her throat and looked away, smoothing down her hair. It was wavy, and she had a knack for never taking care of it properly, so it was often a frizzy mess. Of course, her friend had offered to teach her how to take care of it, to which she responded that she knew how to do it, she was just lazy, and never actually had the time to.
At the time, her friend had rolled his eyes and muttered what suspiciously sounded like, “Of course you are.” However, she didn’t comment on it. Now, he was still typing, half-said words whispered under his breath, sometimes he scoffed, other times he just stayed quiet.
Eventually, he looked up, “Sorry, I was, uhm, texting my friend.” He stated, pocketing his phone, and then they fell into an easy conversation, with no awkward pauses; it was as if they’d been friends since they were twelve, not recently. They talked as they walked, heading towards the cafeteria, although the girl was dreading eating the soggy ‘chicken’ nuggets that would be prepared as lunch today. Seriously? Why did she have to eat the free lunch? She could’ve just bought it from outside school, or even brought lunch from home, but no, her mom had to be cheap.
She was always jealous that Tin Man could eat out wherever he wanted, his mom just letting him without much of a fuss. Was he really that much of a saint to his mother? ‘Cause as far as she knew, that’s why his mom let him eat out.
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 12:34 pm
dustin - will
dustin: k, ik that we kinda left things off weirdly, but will you please talk to me? I think somethings going on with lucas, and idk what
will: omg, hey
will: wdym you think somethings going on with lucas? is he okay?
dustin: thats the thing, idk, i mean that whole argument the other day, he caused it, no one was starting anything, and yet he gave out accusations
will: ig thats weird, but come on its lucas, hes always kinda standoff-ish
dustin: ik, but not to this extent, usually its a joke, right?
dustin: hes too cool to hang out w/ cuz hes on the basketball team now
will: yh, idk, maybe its his parents? my mom heard theyve been fighting again
will: or maybe its erica, maybe hes pissy bcs shes bothering him more than usual
dustin: wait, his parents have been fighting Again?
will: yh, like full blown screaming matches
dustin: why didnt u tell us? Why didnt He tell us?
will: even before he was standoff-ish, he never really talked abt his parents, u cant expect him to start now
dustin: ig, but god i really hope its something else, bcs if its his parents, and hes pissier than usual, well, we know what that means…
will: yh.. i hope its not that, tho, i mean he got better, right?
will: thats what he told us?
dustin: i mean yh
will: then lets trust him
dustin: yh, yh ok
dustin: thx, will, ur a good friend, and i missed u
will: i missed you too, man
dustin: sorry, i gtg my new friend that i told you abt? shes bugging me, trying to pull me to the cafeteria
dustin: see you there?
will: ok, but i dont rlly like new ppl…
dustin: oh, well then tell mike we’re on good terms but i wont be joining in on lunch
will: will do, dusty
dustin: god i hate that nickname
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 02:56 pm
?? - el
??: hey el, uhh, i cant make it to lunch today, im hanging out with tin man
el: oh, no worries, ill just sit with my brother and his boyf
??: wait, i thought ur bro was single??
el: oh he is, but w/ the way they act around eo, they might as well be boyfs
??: damn, well alr then, hope you dont die of disgust
el: no promises
??: lmao
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 02:56 pm
steve - robin
robin: k, leather jacket, where is it?
steve: idk, didnt eddie have it? hes always hogging it, god
robin: k, thx stevie
steve: welcome
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 02:57 pm
eddie - robin
robin: leather jacket, do u have have it?
eddie: nah, gave it to chris, she wanted it for a date or something
robin: wait, she went on a date???
eddie: yh, cuz unlike steve, or me, or u, shes good at keeping secrets
robin: damn, gc time then
eddie: i regret telling u Anything
robin: oh ik
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 02:59 pm
stoners and alcoholics unite
robert povert: leather jacket, chris, where is it?
topher popper: uhh, i think i gave it to steve? not sure
robert povert: he denied having it, and also, i got intel that u went on a date and didnt tel us!!! Wtf, chris???
topher popper: well, its not like im obligated to tell u
robert povert: what!!! ofc u r!! who else am i gonna get to spill their relationship secrets!!
topher popper: omg
robert povert: anyway, steve, if she gave it to u, and u dont have it, where tf is it???
steve: shit…
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 03:03 pm
"Maddie dear, could you go get the fake toes?"
ask mom: jon, where tf did you get that jacket?? and can i have it?
huh?: idk, i js found it in my car
huh?: ohhh, shit
ask mom: what? what? is it??
line dancing, it is wayy, too early for yall to be discussing smth
huh?: line, its like, 2 pm i fear
ask mom: have you been sleeping this entire time?
line dancing: maybe… but thats besides the point
ask mom: get tf up, line
line dancing: fineeee
ask mom: anyway, jon, whos jacket is that?
huh?: mine
ask mom: bullshit
huh?: fine, ive been seeing someone, and i think they left their jacket in my car
ask mom: omg
huh?: whaaaat, it was inevitable!!
ask mom: doesnt make it better
line dancing: what? what am i missing? i feel like im missing smth
ask mom: he fucked someone in his car
line dancing: i dont see how thats a problem???
ask mom: dude, he couldnt wait to get to his apartment to fuck someone, which means?
line dancing: that hes a whore??
ask mom: what? no, it means he legitametly likes this person
line dancing: idk abt u nance, but im p sure ive hooked up with someone in my car, only to never see or think of them again
ask mom: yh, but its jon
line dancing: again, i feel like im missing smth
ask mom: youre hopeless
line dancing: thx nance
ask mom: yw
Chapter 8: homo? homo.
Summary:
Flashback for context, and the queers bein' queer.
Notes:
I have no idea how to write people kissing, so if its shit, I am so truly sorry.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
02/17/2025 Monday, 02:04 pm
FLASHBACK
Jonathan really doesn’t know how he ended up here, but God, is he glad he is. He was just getting some groceries at the supermarket near his apartment, and he was out of a lot of things as he does not go grocery shopping often. He didn’t have time, between school, his job, and the extra lessons he’s been taking in his photography class.
Usually, he didn’t go to this store; he’d go to the one a couple of blocks from here, which was bigger and had his favorite almond milk. It’s not that he was lactose intolerant; he just liked the taste of almond milk. Line always thought he was weird for liking almond milk more than regular milk.
Anyway, he’d run into an old friend, well, more accurately, an old acquaintance. And they got to talking, mainly about school, turns out he went to a college about an hour or so from here. Jon asked what he was doing all the way here, and he ducked his head, looking bashful.
The blush on his chees spread to his ears, and, without much thought, Jon, for some reason, took a hold of the boy’s chin, and gently tilted his head back, making him face Jon again, it was then that Jon realized, he had also taken a step closer to the blond boy, and now their faces were inches apart.
Mind you, they were still in the middle of the supermarket, and Jonathan thanked God that it was relatively empty. Quickly, Jon dropped his hand and muttered a “Sorry…” while the boy insisted it was fine. After that, Jon made some stupid excuse of having somewhere to be after this and bolted. Leaving behind a sexually confused boy, standing in the hygiene aisle.
As Jon walked to the corner where he parked his car, holding his grocery bags, someone called out to him, “Hey, Byers!” He turned to see his old acquaintance, who was rushing towards Jon, his own plastic bag in hand, as well as his car keys.
“Sorry, uhm, I just wanted to do something,” the boy stated, setting his bag down at their feet and pocketing his keys.
“What did you want to do?” Jon asked, confused as he set his own bags down, maintaining eye contact with the boy as he crouched down to place them.
“This.” The boy leaned forward, capturing Jonathan’s lips in a kiss. Jon gasped, his hands going to push the other boy off, but he paused, then relaxed. The boy used Jon’s gasp as an opportunity to slip his tongue in, meeting Jon’s. Jon snapped back into reality and started to kiss back. How the fuck did they get here?
The kiss was sloppy, and their teeth clashed, but Jon couldn’t get enough of it. His hands traveled to the back of the boy’s head, gripping his dirty blond hair, and before it could escalate further, he pulled away, stepping back. A smirk was plastered on his face. Jon’s face was dazed, his hands still floating in the air, a little lower now than when they were tangled in his hair.
“See you around, Byers.” He sounded smug as he grabbed his bag from the ground. Jon watched as he walked away, still awestruck; the feeling of his lips lingered. Jon shook his head and moved on autopilot as he drove home.
Once his back hit his apartment door, Jon let out a choked whine, quickly covering his mouth. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Hurrying, Jon ran to his desk where his laptop sat. He searched up one name, Steve Harrington.
02/17/2025 Monday, 02:26 pm
Unsurprisingly, a bunch of articles from when they were both in high school popped up; he was King Steve, after all. Jon scoffed at the nickname, remembering how much of an ass Steve was until they put aside their differences for Nancy. It's weird how, after they broke up, Steve still tried to talk with Jonathan and befriend him, let alone whatever that was. God, did it feel good, though.
What? No! He’s Nancy’s ex, Jonathann. You can’t do that to Nancy, but, ughh, social relationships are hard.
03/02/2025 Tuesday, 03:03 pm
stoners and alcoholics unite
ellie smelly: dont u js hate it when u get invested in the reddit story the person next to u is watching, only for them to scroll before u can find out if jake the elementary teacher and alex the construction worker ever found out they were bio brothers, and if jakes gf mia, who was also alexs wife, was caught cheating on them, and if jake and alex ever decide to purse a romantic relationship despite beng bio brothers, they dont know yet tho, and if mia got to confront the both of them for cheating on her and if they ever did a threesome?
robert povert: what in ever loving fuck dym?
evie leavie: ed u good, bro?
ellie smelly: yh, yh im good, bro
evie leavie: good, good
topher popper: someone get this off my phone
topher popper: what horrendous shit are they coming up with in reddit?
ellie smelly: idfk, bro, but i was investeddd
robert povert: im concerned for ur well being
eliie smelly: thx, robbie
robert povert: yw, dickfuck
ellie smelly: yooo, thats kinda homphobic robs
robert povert: ed, i am lesbian im not fucking homophobic
topher popper: omggg robbies being homophobic
evie leavie: how dare!!
robert povert: i hate u guys
evie leavie: le gasp
topher popper: noooo, robbie stop attacking us homos!!
ellie smelly: yhhhh robbbb
robert povert: burn and dieeee u sick homos
topher popper: NOOOOOOOO
ellie smelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
evie leavie: noooooo
topher popper: wow thx for the enthusiasm steve
evie leavie: bite me cunningham
topher popper: i would, but i tend to go for ppl with an iq
ellie smelly: omg the bi’s r fightingggg
robert povert: omgggg
Notes:
The reddit story thing is based on my own og experience. I js made the story more dramatic, it wasnt that incestual.
Chapter 9: bithc
Summary:
BYLER.
There are also brief mentions of James Charles, so if that triggers you, I apologize.
Notes:
Byler isn't a slow burn; it's the other ships that are slow burns, sooo.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
03/05/2025 Friday, 02:09 am
will - mike
mike: hey, lee
will: yk i hate that nickname, mike
mike: ik, but its cuteeee
will: it makes me sound like an old mna
mike: nothings wrong with being an old man
will: sigh
mike: but hey, at least u dont look old?
will: siGh
mike: okokok, anyway, i texted u to tell ya that im outside
will: wtf, mikw how lonh have u been ouy there, its so fuckign raining outsdir!!!
mike: eh, ten minutes maybe
03/05/2025 Friday, 02:09 am
“You idiot! Come inside, fucktard.” Will exclaimed, grabbing Mike by his soaked sleeve and dragging his stick figure of a body inside the warm Byers abode.
“I kinda didn’t expect you to be awake, so my plan was to stand there in self pity, but you’re here!” Oh fuck, that’s right, Mike only called him Lee when he was high, really high. Will could hear it in his voice, the slightly slurred speech, the overpronounced words like he was trying to hide it. The rain had washed most of the smell away, but he could still smell the familiar stench of weed. Mike smelled like his brother, like Argyle, like Argyle’s truck, like the shady guys he used to hold his breath for as he walked past.
Mike was high. Fuck.
“Mike, are you high?” He already knew the answer, but he needed to hear it for himself, so when Mike replied, his heart dropped.
“No.” Lie.
“Nancy had a little, though; she was with me, in my room, giving me some lecture about self-preservation.” Lie. He was lying through his teeth. Why the fuck is he lying? Fuck. He’s lying again.
“You’re lying.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are! Why are you lying to me?” Will wanted answers. Mike was doing so well, what the fuck changed? He had gotten sober, he was three months in, for fuck’s sake! What pushed him over the edge? Was it the fight? It was about a week ago, and Dustin had started talking to both just a couple of days ago. Was it Lucas? Will, Mike, and Lucas had been the best of friends, and when Dustin joined, they only grew closer. Mike and Lucas were best friends, sure. Most of the time, Mike favored Will, and Lucas favored Dustin. But that was different, Will and Mike were different than Lucas and Mike.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you, Lucas.
Suddenly, Will was mad, angry, furious, even. Will’s usually sweet face contorted into a seething glare; he was mad at Lucas, at himself, at Dustin, even if he’d apologized and it wasn’t his fault. Then, some bitter part of him thought-
This is your fucking fault, you ugly freak.
03/05/2025 Friday, 02:10 am
"Maddie dear, could you go get the fake toes?"
huh?: UGH, i can hear my roommates being gay at two in the fucking morning
huh?: send help before i kms yo
line dancing: never in my life would i ever have expected to hear jon sau “yo”
line dancing: also r we gonna ignore the whole “you hooked up w/ someone” thing?
huh?: for the sake of my sanity, yes
line dancing: yk nance is gonna kill you, right?
huh?: yep
line dancing: got it
huh?: what are you doing up anyway?
line dancing: i cant sleep, my twin bed isn’t as comfy as it used to be
huh?: wait dyr james chralie?
line dancing: dym james charles??
line dancing: wtf does james charles have anything to do w/ this
huh?: will is dressed like the james charles meme where hes super white
line dancing: wtf
03/05/2025 Friday, 02:15 am
Will and Mike were now in their room, trying to keep quiet after Jon shushed them. Will was still freaking, while Mike seemed content to lie on the cold, hard floor that is Will Byers’ room. He stared at the ceiling, eyes glossed over as Will fretted over him, trying to get him to drink water while also scolding Mike’s poor decision making.
Mike sat up with the usefulness of a dead rat on the ground of incoming traffic. Will called him a plethora of names, all meaning the same thing. Stupid. Will pressed the cup to his lips, trying not to focus on how pink Mike’s lips were when they were wet, how the shine only made his lips look more captivating, how his tongue almost darted out of his mouth, but stopped and just sat pressed against his bottom lip. His brows furrowed as he grumbled under his breath, but did little to actually stop what was going on; his arms sat uselessly at his sides, fiddling with the pockets on his thighs of his dark green cargo pants.
Will watched Mike’s Adam’s apple bob as he swallowed the water. Some of the liquid had dripped down to his chin, sliding down to his throat and wetting his collar. In the back of his throat, Mike made a sound akin to a whine. Gaining back his senses, Will finally realized he’d been holding the back of Mike’s head and pouring the water down his mouth forcefully, and basically all the water had spilled on Mike instead of making it in his mouth.
Fuck.
03/05/2025 Friday, 03:17 am
"Maddie dear, could you go get the fake toes?"
ask mom: whyre you guys up?
ask mom: why am i up?
line dancing: your colwn poster is still in the corner of your room
ask mom: bro, i legit just looked at the corner of my room and got chills when i didnt see it, only to remember im not in fucking hawkins
line dancing: hAh L
ask mom: oh, so fuck you, too
huh?: ladies ladies
line dancing: fuck you jon
ask mom: fuck you, jon
huh?: damn, not the hate on little ol’ me
line dancing: god, you sound like richie
huh?: huh?
huh?: who in tf is richie?
ask mom: i, too, am confused
line dancing: uhh, gotta blast, byeeeeeeeeee
huh?: bithc
ask mom: bithc
huh?: fuck AWF
ask mom: nah
huh?: BITHC
ask mom: lmao
Notes:
Congrats! You've just read through 1,030 words of absolute BULLSHIT that I pulled out of my ass mid-class. How do you feel?
Chapter 10: coconut water and sterile milk
Summary:
Fun in the crackhouse.
Chapter Text
03/07/2025 Saturday, 11:22 am
stan, dont go into psychosis
stan get a tan: what the fucking fuck, richie, where are you???
pls dont jUmp me: theres a reason why u dont drink milk after coconut water
joe nielsen: you drink coconut water?
pls dont jUmp me: i read onlie u could get poisened by that, nd i guess google was rite
aide gary: hol up, imma fact check u
ariel sucks dick: wait, but richie, if not movie, and not home, where r u?
pls dont jUmp me: c r a c k h o u s e
a avocado, thx!: che istg
a avocado, thx!: WTF DYM?????
a avocado, thx!: r u okay????
a avocado, thx!: why in the fuck r u in the crackhouse????
(cries): WHY WOULD YOU DRINK COCONUT WATER AND MILK, DUMBASS?
stan get a tan: fuck you, tozier, i was looking forward to seeing that movie w/ you
a avocado, thx!: not helping, uris
stan get a tan: bite me, denbrough
aide gary: can confirm he is in fact inside the crackhouse, and on the ground, a can of steril milk beside him as well as an empty glass of what i presume the coconut water was in
a avocado, thx!: but is he okay???
aide gary: not sure, hes just repeating “billy” like a shit ton of times, p sure his phone is dead tho
(cries): g a y
ariel sucks dick: no one is straight here, eddie
joe nielsen: hey wait
ariel sucks dick: ur ace
joe nielsen: yes but i feel no attraction to men, only women
ariel sucks dick: oh shit yh, nvm, 90% of this gc is gay
(cries): dam
aide gary: PJO REFERENCE???
a avocado, thx!: shut up, i wk if che is alright
aide gary: hes fine, lets meet at the clubhouse
(cries): ill get my richie diasaters bag
ariel sucks dick: isnt that just ur medkit tho?
(cries): yes?
ariel sucks dick: damn ok
stan get a tan: wait, who has the richie repelent spray? If hes gonna be insufferable, i need leverage
joe nielsen: i do, ill bring it omw to the clubhouse
stan get a tan: sick
aide gary: ok, but why is richie lowk so light
a avocado, thx!: idk but hes been trying to gain some weight so he doesnt draw attention to his malnourished looking ass
aide gary: thats good, i dont think he should be this light at this age
(cries): he shouldnt, and im glad hes trying to gain more weight, it’d probably be healthier for him anyway
a avocado, thx!: thats what i said!
stan get a tan: you traitors, where the fyck is everyone, only mike, richie, and i are here
a avocado, thx!: i was across town with a friend, but i omw
aide gary: richie says he misses you, and to hurry over here while stan is pretending to not fret over richie
stan get a tan: suck my dick, hanlon
aide gary: gladly
ariel sucks dick: get a room omgg
joe nielsen: im here and stan is totally fretting over richie like a mom
aide gary: RIGHT???
ariel sucks dick: a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops
stan get a tan: fuck off
(cries): wait, bill, which friend were you w/?? u dont have friends
a avocado, thx!: u r living proof that that is nit true, but ok
(cries): ur avoiding the question, also mike im here, stop trying to get him to drink water, let him puke it up so it gets out of his system
a avocado, thx!: i am nit avoiding the question!
aide gary: ok then, back to the bathroom he goes
stan get a tan: bill when will you get here? hes starting to be bitch about missing his boyf
a avocado, thx!: im almost there hold on
stan get a tan: richie says to get here quicker
a avocado, thx!: im almost there, che
ariel sucks dick: hah, richie looks stupid, wtf is he wearing?
joe nielsen: could not tell you
a avocado, thx!: why is literally every1 there but me?
joe nielsen: cuz ur a slow poke
a avocado, thx!: damn, and to think i saved you from death
joe nielsen: u literally did nothing, eddie did all the work
(cries): true, thx for the recognition, benny
joe nielsen: yw, eddie
a avocado, thx!: damn ok, be like that ig
aide gary: richie says to stop flirting with ben
a avocado, thx!: i am not flirting, che, also, question
aide gary: no
a avocado, thx!: bitch, anywya, how does richie know what were saying??
aide gary: im reading out the texts for him
aide gary: richie says im a good friend, thx honey
a avocado, thx!: dont flirt w/ my boyf, micycle
aide gary: MICYCLE??? richie says thats a good nickname, thx bill
aide gary: fuck u too, puke face, bill when r u getting hereeeee
aide gary: im gonna kms wtfff, richie is being so annoying
a avocado, thx!: hold AWN, god
Notes:
Was not intending on adding IT to this fic, but then I thought, f r e e w i l l, so, boom, bitch, crossover fic, also, Richie is now Madeline's cousin, and no we are not addressing the fact Mike and Richie look the same.
Not sure what Bill and Richie's ship name is so, imma go with Bichie cause it's funny.
