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Soo. This is a crossover i wanted to make. This will be posted here, and on Wattpad with the same name. I'll do a link when it's done.

So. Info about this.

This takes place in an alter alternative world. And no, i'm not doing the canon ending of Svtfoe. I'm changing the ending. So sorry. But Cleaved, i didn't like it. Star literally killed magic people. And how the hell is Flying princess pony head still flying without magic? Lol.

Also, i saw this cool concept that Randy has two moms, and i like it, and since I'M the one making this fanfic, i can do it. Sorry. I sounded rude. Buut, i have an in-story explanation to this that will not be mentioned anywhere; Randy's biological father and mother divorced, but it was peaceful, that's why Randy isn't sad, cus he can still meet his dad. And his biological mom remarried to a woman (which, cus i will NEVER write homophobic characters, cus i'm an ally, Randy's dad totally supports it). I named them Miranda, and Eve. And to not hate on Randy's dad, his name in this will be...Liam. Yeah, Simple as that. But i can't think of anything else.

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[Chapter begins At Marco's house. Star is happily holding up the scissors she got from Pony Head.]

Star: [She's holding up her dimensional scissors] Marco, I’ve been practicing my spells! Wanna see?

Marco: Star, last time we did that, we ended up in a dimension where your pony head best friend got arrested!

Star: And I still miss her so much! But I learnt from my mistakes. [She cuts the air, and a pink and green portal opens.]

Marco: Where could this one lead to?

Star: Only one way to find out~

[Star grabs Marco's hand, and they jump through the portal]

[Meanwhile. In the "other dimension", a stanked monster is chasing the Ninja.]

Randy: Okay... Much stronger than regular Bucky...that's for sure.... Feels like I'll say that line again someday.

[Suddenly, Star and Marco come out of the portal, crashing into Randy.]

Star: Whoa! Cool monster! What dimension is this?

Marco: [He gets up, groaning in pain and agony] Pretty sure we’re still on Earth, Star. What is that thing?

Randy: That "thing" is a monster. So stay back! I got this. [He takes out his sword, but he gets thrown away]

Star: Hey. That's not nice! [She aims her wand at Bucky] Blueberry cupcake bazooka! [She fires at Bucky]

Randy: Woah. That was so bruce. How did you do that?

Star: Oh, it's just one of my spells! I’ve been experimenting with a lot of different spell. [She grins and bows proudly]

Howard: Did you really have to aim for the monster with that?

Star: [She shrugs] It worked, didn’t it?

Marco: [He points at Howard and turns to look at him] Who are you?

Howard: Oh, I’m Howard. This is the Ninja. I'm his friend.

Randy: Howard, we don't tell that.

Star: [She gasps] A ninja?! Oh my gosh! That's so cool! I love ninjas... What are those?

Marco: Staar. A ninja's a-

Howard: [He grabs Star by the arms and shakes her (he can't reach up to her shoulders)] HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE NINJA IS?!

Star: Uhm... What is this? Some sort of Earth welcoming gift? Okay! [She grabs Howard and also shakes him, but more aggressively, because she doesn't know her own strength (yet)]

Randy: Woah. Woah. Stop!

Star: [She lets's go of Howard] Oops. Sorry.

[Just a second of silence, and then, Stanked Bucky punches Randy.]

Star: [She's an offended silly bean now] HEY! WE'RE TALKING! THAT'S RUDE! [She jumps up and points her wand at Bucky again] Cupcake blast!

Randy: Woah-woah. Stop! We don't need to hurt him...yet. He hasn't done anything...too problematic?...

Howard: Okay, but, that was actually pretty cool.

Randy: [He leans toward Marco] Who is she again? She's your friend?

Marco: [He sighs] Yeah, this is Star. She’s... um, from another dimension?...

Randy: Another dimension? Seriously?

Star: Yeah! My name's Star Butterfly, magical princess from another dimension! [She smiles innocently, like she hasn't attacked an entire person.]

Randy: [He looks surprised, and then amused] Another dimension? Wow. That's...interesting. How exactly did you get here?

Star: Oh, it's easy! I just used these to cut open a portal to this dimension! [She takes out her scissors.]

Randy: [He looks at the scissors] Those are just scissors...

Star: These are special scissors. I can travel dimensions with these.

Randy:... That's pretty cool.

Marco: Shouldn't you do something about that monster, ninja guy?

Randy: Oh yeah, sorry. He's pretty angry. Mainly at the music band.

Star: You do you, buddy.

Randy: [He grins, taking out his sword] Thanks. I got this. [He turns to Bucky] Alright... Most prized possession he has...

[I'm not writing the entire fight chapter. Soo. Skip to the end of the fight.]

Marco: Alright. Let's go home now, Star.

Star: It was nice meeting you, Ninja, and orange haired boy.

Howard: IT'S HOWARD!

Randy: Welcome to the club. Smoke bomb [he throws a smoke bomb down and disappears]

[Star takes her scissors out and tries to open a portal]

Star: Huh... Weird... It usually works. And these aren't even new.

Marco: You mean we're stuck in who knows what town?

Howard: It's Norrisville, you shoob, it's in the name of the town.

Marco: A what? Ugh, never mind, let me look up a bus home. And then I'll call my mom and dad.

[Now, Randy appears in his civilian?...uh... Normal? Whatever, outfit outside the ninja suit]

Howard: Where do you live again?

Marco: In Echo Creek.

Randy: Yeah, good luck with that, no bus from Norrisville to that place goes. Only from there to here, not the other way around.

Marco: You mean we're stuck here?!

Star: Relax Marco, everything's finee, I'm sure your parents can come pick us up.

Marco: Oh yeah, right, I forgot about that. [He sighs, and then looks at his contacts and calls his mom]

Angie: Marco. Hey. Where are you and Star?

Marco: Mom. Pleaseee come pick us up. Star and I are in a situation right now. We're in a different town and-

Angie: Marco, I wish we could, but your dad and I are in a situation too. We can't exactly pick you up today... Or tomorrow... Or even after that. Remember that silent retreat we went to?

Marco: Oh my gosh, mom. I told you to get backup of your info! And if you can't pick us up, where are we going to stay at?

Howard: You can stay with Cunningham.

Randy: What?! Howard! No-I mean. I can't just say no yet. But my moms would be angry!

[Later, in Randy's house]

Miranda: You two are more than welcome to stay with us for a few days, sweethearts. Don't worry.

Eve: You can use the guest rooms upstairs.

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So, gonna explain some of the timeline.

As i said in a comment: the Svtfoe part takes place after Party with a Pony. While the RC9GN part takes place after Last Stall on the Lefty and the FIRST chapter takes place after Got Stank?

Also, alot of the season 1 episodes of Svtfoe won't be written here, cus like, Star and Marco are stuck in Norrisville. You might ask: Why doesn't Star just use her scissors? In-world-explanation timeee: It's the Sorcerer still being present. Buut, at one point, Star and Marco WILL go back to Echo Creek. Don't worry.

Also, also, do ya'll want ships in this? Cus like, i CAN do ships if you guys want to.

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Soooo, Let me explain myself, to why i'm not posting much, with the rate i'm doing the stories and why i don't post much. Abd the priority i'm doing the stories are.:

1. The Messy au. First book, first priority, started my adventures on AO3.

2. Is the svtfoe x RC9GN. Yeah, surprise. This is a crossover i've wanted to make since a long time, well, since rewatching the show.

3. Is the Vaggie meets the sins. Cus, you know, DUH. I don't post on the chapter because i'm pre-writing the stories.

4. Is the Helluva AU story. New book, new priority, yeah, but i always focus on the newer stuff.

And 5th. Is the Charlie's Evil Hotel. It's an au i don't always take too seriously.

This explanations are posted to all my stories.