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Rocket, on his morning stroll, finds some weird fucking red child.
— “ oooh. WHO can I tagg here?!!1 :D “
he’s clearly demented.
Rocket — “ Hey red dude, who are you..? “
— “ MY name is c00lkidd..!!!1 wanna. go cause havoc?! :D “
Rocket — “ Sure..? Can I use my rocket launcher? “
c00lkidd — “ YEAAH sure!! aw yeah!! >:] “
THE two ( TWO TIME.. heh foreshadowing. ) walk to a part of the crossroads.. oh boy. Rocket just, prepares to fire and c00lkidd, has some oil he got from 007n7’s cabinet. ANNND aw yeah.
BOOM.
Rocket — “ YOOO!! Look!! The cookin’ oil WWORKED!! Fuck yeah! “
c00lkidd — “ b00m!! :] “
Two Time’s rotting corpse fucking flies in the air like a bird in the explosion. Dead two time, DEAD two time… heh.
SWORD — “ ROCKET! WHAT THE FUCK- “
Rocket — “ Oh hey Sword. Me and this like, RRED guy just blew up some part of Crossroads!! Yeah!! “
c00lkidd then later dies of ligma.
THE END!!! glorious or nah.