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HII!! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) ID LIKE TO MAKE SOME ONESHOTS ABOUT THE GAME REGRETEVATOR, CREATED BY THE AXOLOTL SUN ON ROBLOX, BASED OFF UR REQUESTS!!

RULES: 

no sort of rape/non-con, incest, pedophilia, zoophilia, weird fetishes such as scat, piss, or vore, any kind of gore kink, or anything frowned upon like that pls!! so proshippers/darkshippers dni!!!

dubcon is on VERY thin ice, but i can consider it!

if nsfw must be SAFE, SANE, AND CONSENSUAL PLZ!!!

if angst, nothing too far such as suicide, or self harm (i dont trust myself to make an accurate depiction based on my own experiences)!!

u can include any headcanons of urs, idm!! :3

im fine with minor injuries, but hardcore gore, or romanticizing gore and/or injuries is a no go, joe!! no chance, lance!!

more might be added!! thank you, and have fun! <3

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Foggy. Wallter's brain felt oh so foggy, yet oh so good. At this point everything was a blur, and the only thing he could see through the tears (of pleasure) in his eyes, was Pest. Planting soft kisses to his cold cinder block thighs. Giving him much more attention than Wallter ever even thought he was capable of. I mean, all he ever did in the elevator was steal people's belongings and degrade them. But this? This was like a different person entirely. Wallter heard Pest whisper,

"Spread your legs wider for me."

And Wallter couldn't help but obey. It was almost as if there was something lingering, begging, to listen to Pest's every word. Once Wallter separated his legs far enough, Pest dove in between them. Kissing and sucking his thighs before going lower, down to his genitalia. And yes, Wallter was very well endowed, but that wasn't Pest's focus today. Pest gave a chaste kiss to the tip of Wallter's cock, to which Wallter shivered at, and went lower. As Pest was essentially worshipping Wallter's body from the waist down, he pulled out a tube of lube. (Where he got it? Wallter didn't know. But he'd assume that he stole it from some corner shop and turned on his heel before anyone could notice.)

Pest slicked up Wallter's anus, looking at it like he'd devour it right then and there, along with the entirety of Wallter's body. Sure, he was planning on being gentle for now, but he wanted so badly to see this tall, strong, gentle giant of a man crumble down before him.  Pest was just about to slip in a few fingers and get Wallter loose, but he was stopped.

"I-I..I think I'm quite loose enough.."

Pest raised an eyebrow at this. What exactly did he mean? Was he not divorced and single?

"Loose from what?"

"Oh.. well, you know.. toys and what not.."

Pest felt his cock twitch just imagining such a thing. He stood up, pressing a kiss to Wallter's forehead, lining his dick up to Wallter's entrance, and gently pushing in the tip. He bit back a groan, before pushing in halfway. To which Wallter closed his eyes and whined softly. And then Pest shoved in fully. Wallter could've sworn he saw stars. God, Pest was reaching every spot he needed him to. Wallter tried to push back down, to get any friction, but Pest rammed deeper into him at the action. Wallter squealed, biting his lip hard enough to draw blood.

Pest started up a slow, torturous pace, which frustrated Wallter.

"Nnh.. Pest-"

Pest shushed Wallter with a single finger to his lips.

"Be a good boy, and beg for it."

Those words, in that raspy voice, made Wallter swallow his pride, and part his lips to whisper,

"P-Please.. Pest.. I need it.. I need you.."

"Good boy."

Pest couldn't hold back at this point either. He pulled out, enough that just the tip was in, and then slammed back in, doing so over and over again. Each time Pest roughly grazed across Wallter's prostate was heaven. Each time he felt the veins on Pest's cock slide against his insides was euphoric. Pest could tell Wallter was getting close with the way pre-cum was flowing out of his dick. He grabbed it by the base, stroking it in time with his thrusts.

Wallter wailed loudly, spraying the white sticky fluid across his stomach, painting himself with it, making a beautiful picture. Pest fucked him through the orgasm, and the deep clench of Wallter's hole around him as he came was his breaking point. White hot fluid filled Wallter as Pest buried himself to the hilt. Wallter gripped Pest's shoulders hard enough to bruise.

Pest pulled out, staring down at the masterpiece that was a blissed out, cum-filled Wallter. He toppled over on top of Wallter, to which Wallter gently stroked his hair, panting quietly. They'd be seeing each other tomorrow night without a doubt.

[THE END]

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Null felt numb for most of its life. Nothing but a husk, he was told. A vessel. An empty slate to be filled. And maybe Null found a slight bit of comfort in that fact. That he'd never have the burden of having to feel. To love. One day it had been standing in the elevator, catching the occasional threatening glare from Folly, when the elevator stopped on a floor it'd never seen before. Was that a shop? Null decided to step out of the elevator and search around, maybe find a few things he'd like to take. He stepped into the shop, and locked eyes with what he'd assumed to be the cashier of the store.

"We give you our greetings, and apologies for such a sudden appearance. May Icarus shine its light down on your soul."

Vinny, the cashier in question, stood there like a deer in headlights. Most likely trying to figure out what it was the helperbot in front of him just said. Something in Null felt compelled to look away immediately after a while of silence, and keep walking around. Some sort of frantic yet unnerving feeling, a feeling that made it suddenly feel acutely aware of the cashier's gaze. Having a feeling at all was surreal enough, but alas.. As Vinny stared his gaze fell on that chicken hood. It wasn't exactly his style, but it looked quite neat with the rest of the helperbot's outfit. Something drew him towards that bot. And that something made him speak up.

"Hey, dude, do you got a name?"

Null's head perked up from a section of the store.

"We beg your pardon, stranger?"

"A name. Y'know?"

"..We use the nomenclature of Null. If that is of any relevance."

"Null. Huh. That sounds pretty bad ass."

Null didn't exactly know what that was supposed to mean. Not like it ever used such foul language anyway. But it sounded like a compliment, which made that jarring, frantic feeling mellow out into a more..fuzzy feeling. Almost like breathing in fresh air. Not that Null needed to breath anyway.

"..'Bad ass'? We don't exactly understand what such profanity entails."

Vinny felt a bit amused at that fact.

"Its a good thing. Like, it means cool, and tough."

"..We thank you kindly, sir."

Vinny smiled warmly. He couldn't help but admit the bot was quite adorable.

Null picked up a teddy bear. He realized it was a toy bear that spoke. It was endearing. Vinny noticed Null staring at the bear, and decided to give it to the bot, out of the kindness of his heart..among other things.

"You like the bear?"

"..Such a frivolous form of entertainment."

Vinny didn't know what that word meant, but he assumed it to be positive.

"Well, you can have it. It's on the house."

"We don't mean to impose. Such a kind gesture surely isn't-"

"Nah, I don't mind."

Null felt that weirdly fuzzy feeling again. He felt like he was getting warm. Warm? Could he even get warm? He didn't have any body heat. He walked over to the counter, intending to give it's thanks to the cashier.

"We-"

Vinny cut it off with a kiss to the cheek.

"You don't have to thank me. Come back some other time, will ya?"

Null felt like words would cut through the tender moment, so he waddled out. He felt weird. It felt all fragile and vulnerable. But it felt good. Maybe he would be hopping off at this store again.

[THE END]

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Today, some players were throwing some flower petals at Split as per usual, and she was profusely thanking them. But that got her thinking..She should get someone flowers..She should get her girlfriend flowers! Yeah, that's a good idea! Bivey was always scrambling to give Split good gifts and fancy dates in fear she wasn't doing enough, why not return the favor? Yes, this is just a perfect idea! Split stepped into the Regretevator, intending to go to Enphoso's Shop Space and see if it has any flowers for sale. She walked into the empty Regretevator (which was no surprise really, it's pretty early.), and put in a ticket for Shop Space. Once the elevator dinged signaling it reached a floor, Split was greeted with a giggle and a 'Hello, there!' from Enphoso. She walked over to it.

"Hey Enphoso! How are you? 'Cause I'm peeling great today!"

Enphoso giggled loudly at the joke. Split wasn't quite sure if it was all that funny, but she appreciated the laughter nonetheless.

"Oh you crack me up! I'm quite alright today. So, what brings you to my wares?"

"I was looking to get Bive some flowers! Maybe a card too!"

"Ooo, Feeling romantic today, are we?~"

Enphoso winked, laughing to itself. Split chuckled a bit at that herself.

"I got some flowers in the back! What kind were you thinking?"

"Hmm..Orchids! Preferably in a dull color, thanks!"

Bive always screamed at players who threw her petals and called them 'RED CRACKS IN REALITY!', so maybe she just preferred a nice dull and natural color.

"I'll have that right out in a jiffy! In the mean time, go look for that card you mentioned!"

Enphoso scurried off into the back of its shop. Split walked around for a second before finding an area of the shop with little colored cards for you to write on. She pulled out a banana themed pen (That she begged Bive to get her.), and wrote something down. When she heard Enphoso giggling as it walked out of the back, holding a bouquet of white orchids, She walked back over to it.

"Are these to your liking?"

"Yeah, these are great! Thanks a bunch!"

Split handed it a couple of coins.

"Hehehehe! Stop by again!"

She skipped back into the Regretevator, a spring in her step. Oh, Bivey was just gonna adore these orchids! And the card was even yellow like her! She stopped on one of the many floors Bive enters the Regretevator on, hiding the flowers behind her back.

"Hey, Bivey! I got you a little something!"

"OH..UH..HAHA!..Did you.?"

Split took the orchid bouquet with the card attached out from behind her back and put it in Bive's hands. Bive's face burned the second she saw them. She held the little card, carefully reading it.

"..'I'm going bananas for you'.."

"Hehe, Do you like em? I figured you might like more neutral colored flowers..Was I wrong?'

"NO!- No, these..these are perfect..Thank you, Split.."

Split's face lit right up! She knew this was the perfect gesture! She squeezed Bive in a hug, careful not to ruin the orchids.

"Oh, Bivey, I'm so glad you like them! I love you so so much!!"

"Love you too.."

Bive closed her eyes, and enjoyed her girlfriends body warmth in a soft embrace.

[THE END]

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Pest held Bive's thigh's still and he ravished her soft folds. He had his face buried in between her thighs, making sure his pinchers didn't get in the way, licking and sucking on her wet folds. Bive was shaking, quivering like she was left out in the cold. She bit her lip, trying to hold in any noises that might escape, but god it felt amazing. Pest (unfortunately), leaned up again, removing his mouth from the wet warmth, to which Bive whined at the loss of contact.

"S-Shit!- Why did you stop, fiend..!"

"With that attitude I ought to just leave you here wanting."

"NO!- Fuck-..I'm sorry..p-please.."

Hearing those words leave her lips set off an applause in Pest's brain. That was all he needed to give her what she wanted.

He held her thighs open again, and Bive was practically vibrating with excitement. He held the base of his curved member, and plunged in, not giving it a second thought. Bive whined, her thighs shivering. Pest started at a slow pace, trying to let her get used to the stretch. Bive let out small hums and whimpers of encouragement, urging him on.

Once he saw she was taking it well he went a bit rougher, a small *plap* noise echoing every time their hips met. Bive bit her lip, trying to keep herself grounded. She pushed back against him, the action making Pest groan deeply. She was almost too eager.

Pest started to feel his orgasm build up, his pace going strong, gripping Bive's legs, to which Bive wailed in pleasure. Pest leaned down, and connected her lips and his in a rough embrace, shoving in his tongue. Both of their groans and whimpers were muffled by the kiss, creating a staccato of skin against skin. Pest growled, shoving himself in one last time before he came inside of her, the fluid filling her. Bive came not long after, biting down on Pest's tongue.

Pest quickly recovered, his hips starting to move again.

"H-Huh?- Wait, hey!-"

"I'm not..done with you.."

[THE END]

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Wallter heard the gentle chirping of birds in the morning. He recoiled slightly at the light from his window blinding him. He stirred awake, turning to his side. He expected to see his wife, Folly, But she was.. nowhere to be found? He panicked slightly until he heard slight rustling from outside, and the sound of.. pouring water. She most likely was tending to her garden. Well that just won't do. He groggily stood up and put on his scarf, walking outside to see his wife, tending to her azaleas.

"Folly, love, please..stop forcing yourself to do work early..we're doing this for three of us now, I'll have you know."

His wife Folly had been confirmed pregnant for about 4 months now. She seemed to almost want to deny the fact that she was bearing a child, and needed to do less than she's used to. Folly was a strong woman, which Wallter knew well, but she was stubborn too.

"I'm sure I won't die if I tend to my azaleas and succulents, Wallter."

Wallter pouted at her tone. He took the watering can she had, placed it down, and held her hand, leading her out of her garden.

"Wallter..What is the matter with you." She grumbled, she didn't look all that intimidating being dragged around by her husband, however.

Wallter suddenly stopped, and turned to look at Folly.

"..Dear, you know I love you, right?"

"Right."

"And I know you wish for productivity, but you are bearing our child now. You can't do what you usually do. Will you please let me handle things for today? Please?"

How could Folly possibly ever say no?

"...Fine. If you insist. But make sure my garden is completely well taken care of."

Wallter smiled, and gently leaned down to give Folly a kiss on the forehead.

"I'll make sure to do good research on all the plants."

Folly waddled off to her and Wallter's shared bedroom.

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A few hours later, Wallter had finished all the chores in the house, as well as tended to Folly's garden. He decided to make her breakfast as well. He walked over to their room, a tray with a healthy breakfast, and a cup of black coffee. Just how she preferred.

Wallter walked in the room, careful not to make much noise. He walked over to their bed, setting the tray of food down on their dresser. He gently shook her awake.

"..Wallter..? What is it.."

"I made you breakfast, dearest."

Folly turned her head to look at the tray, her eyes widening slightly in mild shock.

"...You didn't have to.."

"I did. And I will. So please, eat."

Folly huffed, and brought his head down to kiss his forehead.

Wallter sighed, leaning into her touch. Goodness gracious, he's lucky to have her hand.

[THE END]

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i may or may not close the requests once the amount of requests gets a bit too much to handle! this is my first time ever doing requests AND ever writing smut on ao3 so im a bit in-experienced..ill do my best to make as many oneshots as i can though!!!! (^_^)

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Gnarpy stands in the Regretevator, effectively cussing any other inhabitants into silence. Xe grumbled, wanting to get to their stop and leave already. Everyone else in the elevator had left anyway.

That was until someone walked in through the Regretevator doors. A certain 2000's scene nightmare immediately stood in the corner closest to xem. Infected.

"SuP, dUd3!! :D"

"..Greetingz, Infected.."

They mumbled, their eyes softening just the faintest bit.

"1'm gl4d y0ur 1n h3r3 4ctu4lly, cUz-"

He cut himself off, sniffling a bit before sneezing loudly.

"4-44CH00! X("

Gnarpy turned up their nose at the sight of pink snot dripping from Infected's nose. But.. they looked cute when they sneezed.

Gnarpy groaned, pulling out some random handkerchief xe likely stole from someone.

They walked over to Infected, their paws grazing his cheeks as they wiped his nose. Xyr touch was surprisingly gentle.

"You zorp.. at leazt zneeze into your arm." They said, an almost unnoticeable blush tinting xyr fuzzy face.

"00f..s0rry, br4h!!"

Gnarpy's paw stayed a good amount of time on Infected's face before they slowly leaned in on impulse, closing the small distance between them two.

Infected yelped into the kiss, not expecting the tender gesture. He slowly melted into the kiss, a grin plastered on his face.

Gnarpy pulled away after a bit, scowling when they saw the shit-eating grin on Infected's face.

"WHAT'RE YOU ZO GIDDY ABOUT. T-THAT..WAZ A ONE TIME THING." Xe rambled, flustered and furious.

Infected giggled like a child.

"Y0u sUck 4t k1ss1ng! XD BUt...th4t w4s n1c3 4nyw4y..."

"WHATEVER, WHATEVER, WHATEVEER! JUZT.. ZHUT UP ALREADY.."

They brought Infected into their arms, cuddling him, a purr emitting from xyr chest.

Infected smiled brightly, genuine this time as he leaned into their touch, feeling the rumble in their chest from purring. 

"4lr1ght, K1tty.. -w-"

[THE END]

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HII SO UHH REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!! U HEARD THAT RIGHT GANG REQUESTS ARE OVER!! TO ANYONE WHO REQUESTED SOMETHING I STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN BEFORE THE REQUESTS CLOSED DW BCS ITS DEF FORSURE ON ITS WAY!! (i have a bunch of drafts of every single req so dont worry dawg) ILY ALL TYSM FOR REQUESTING!!!!! (′▽`〃)

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Null was standing in the elevator. As calm and still as always. Most of the conversations Mark had with it were.. interesting, to say the least. But the last few times they spoke were surprisingly comfortable.
Mark couldn't help but realize that the helper bot was.. hauntingly beautiful. At least from what he could see that wasn't hidden by that chicken hood he always wore.
"We have a small query for you."

"Oh. Well, uh.. go ahead and ask then, pal!"

"Why is it that we always find your gaze on us?"

"..Oh. Well.. ahem.. To be honest with 'ya, 'yer.. strangely pretty."

"What do you mean, exactly?"

"..'Ya look nice. Guess I just.. can't help but stare.."

Null felt a weird sensation. Like something thick was stuck in his throat. It didn't understand why it felt so.. erratic all of a sudden.

"..Perhaps.. the feeling is mutual."

"...Pardon??"

"We suppose we can relate to that statement. You are.. objectively attractive."

The sentence was so matter-of-fact, and yet it had Mark weak in the knees.
"..W-Wait.. are you saying..??"

Null knew exactly what Mark was insinuating, and yet he couldn't deny it.

"...Perchance."

Mark was so pent up. So touch-starved ever since that concrete beanpole. He reached out to Null from across the elevator. Maybe.. just maybe..
Null grabbed his hand as if it were instinct. Mark pulled it in his direction, and connected their lips in a rough, passionate display of affection. Null's mouth was cold, but in a soothing way. Mark felt dizzy. This bot was.. intoxicating.
Mark's hand dug into the silicone flesh of Null's waist, whimpering pitifully into the kiss.

Null didn't expect such eagerness. He wasn't complaining however. It had never let loose like this before, so why not make the most of it? It leaned into Mark's touch as if it were a cat.

"C-Can I..?"

Null nodded, his gaze sticking to the floor.
That was all Mark needed. He set Null on the railings, sliding down Null's pants.

Mark stared down at Null. Mark reached down and wrapped his hand around Null's length, to which Null let out a shaky breath.
Mark lined the tip of his cock to Null's tightness. He slowly pushed his hips forward, letting Null grip his shoulders to steel itself. Mark bit back a needy groan. He wanted to let Null adjust, but god, he felt heavenly.

"W-We grant you.. permission to move.."

Mark nodded, and rocked his hips back and forth. Deep enough to satisfy, but gentle enough not to overwhelm. Null's legs quivered, as he wasn't used to doing such things. That made it all the more better. Mark leaned down to capture Null's lips in a desperate kiss, his pace growing more eager. He drank up every cry and whine Null let out. Mark pulled away, his own climax building up.
He felt Null push back against him, grinding his hips against him. Marks pace grew sloppy as his orgasm built up, and with one final, brutal slam, the burning hot feeling in his abdomen dispelled.
Null felt white hot fluid fill his hole. He quivered at the warmth. At the feeling of it sticking to his insides. It's vision went white, as it came directly after Mark, it's release coating it's stomach. Mark pulled out, pressing a kiss to Null's forehead. "That wasn't half bad..." He said.

[THE END]

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Pest wasn't the happiest of people. That was well known. He'd never seek interaction with another unless it was for his own gain, or to insult someone. Right?

Pest stood in the Regretevator, a few coins he managed to snag from others in his pocket, and a scowl on his face.

The Regretevator's doors slid open, a person entering and immediately standing in the corner farthest from Pest. Pest's mandibles clicked, and he scoffed as he realized who exactly the person in question was.

"Stupid hunk of metal..."

"Yet another detergent in the Icarus path. One day we'll touch the stars." 

"神様、あなたはイライラします。"  ("God, you're annoying me.") Pest sneered.

Pest took a step closer, intentionally invading Null's personal space. Not like it cared about that anyway.

"I should just rip you apart right now and get it over with."

Null stood firm, his expression indifferent as ever.

"Unintelligence is one trait you do not possess. You recognize your abdomen can be rearranged by our hand."

Pest swallowed, their Adam's apple bobbing as his mind raced to find some kind of retort, to no avail.

"...Get off my case, chicken."

He crossed his arms and walked back to his spot in the elevator. That interaction... why did he have no words? Why couldn't they speak? Why did they feel a sort of.. spark? Like electric shooting through them? Those were questions Pest didn't want answered.

"... We do not detest you, beetle. Far from it." Null muttered.

Pest froze. "What?"

Null turned to look at Pest.

"Do as you will with that information." Null seemed melancholic. It's glowing white eyes held a sense of... longing. Could he even feel such a way?

"...Godammit. Stupid fucking chicken! Do you hate me or NOT?" Pest shouted, frustrated. They couldn't tell you by what, however.

"Negative. We don't hate you."

"Then what DO you think of me, huh?!"

"W-... We... don't... don't know. We've never encountered something such as this. We couldn't tell you."

A flush colored Null's cheeks, visible under the shadow casted by it's hood.

"...Are you serious? Wh-What's with that all of a sudden?" Pest could feel their own face reddening, his mandibles jolting and twitching.

"You.. endear us? Mesmerize us..? We.. we could pick apart every little detail about you for days. It's vexing. You calm us, yet, contradictorily so, you make us feel frantic." Null attempted to explain himself.

Pest felt like he was on fire. It loved him, didn't it? 

"とんでもない方法だ..." ("No fucking way...")

Null took a step towards the beetle.

"Do you.. understand? Do you feel this as well?"

Pest took a step towards the chicken hood-wearing bot.

"...You idiot. You love me."

Null froze, processing the words.

"Love... yes... yes. We-.. we love you, beetle."

Null reached out, gently grabbing Pest's shoulder, his other hand resting on the thief's waist.

Pest gripped Null's shoulders hard enough to hurt.

"...Are you going to do anything about that information?"

Pest scoffed, chuckling. He slowly leaned in, connecting their lips. Both of their lips were cold. Comfortingly so.

Pest walked Null back, slamming him against the Regretevator's wall.

"Dumbass chicken. One kiss and you.. you made me feel so..." Pest trailed off, his breathing heavy.

"You know what we both want now, beetle. Please..."

Pest felt a jolt of desire at the bot's pleading tone. He reached to unbuckle his belt, his hands fumbling.

He dropped his pants and boxers, pulling down Null's as well, marveling at the sight. Null's chest heaved, his pussy was soaked, dripping like a faucet.

Null swallowed. Pest's member was big, but it looked like it wouldn't hurt for Null to be on the receiving end.

"...You don't mind if we.. take you, right?"

"Was planning on it anyway." Pest hoisted Null up, making it wrap it's legs around their waist. The bot was pressed against Pest, making it tremble at the feeling of his body heat.

The thief looked up at Null, silently asking for permission. He nodded eagerly, his legs tightening around his waist.

Pest took a deep inhale, before slowly penetrating Null. They groaned in unison. Null's vagina clenched around Pest, making him curse.

"Shiiit...! Let up a bit.."

Null exhaled, relaxing his body, allowing for Pest to gently start rocking his hips.

Null whimpered, it's hands scampering for something to grip, settling on Pest's shoulders.

Pest bit his lip to hold back a slightly pathetic whine. Null's insides were cold, but slick, heavenly.

His pace quickened, a groan escaping his lips. He leaned in, his mandibles clamping down on Null's shoulder, making the chicken-hooded bot jolt.

"Pest.. we... w-we.. so close-" Null slurred.

Pest reached down to toy with Null's clit, playing with the sensitive bud as he rammed into the bot.

Null's back arched, his folds clenching hard on the beetle as he came around him.

Pest let out a deep whine, the tightness from Null's orgasm sent him over the edge. He buried himself to the hilt, releasing his seed deep inside Null.

[THE END FUCKING FINALLY]