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1. Body in Janitor’s Closet, Heart in OR by RuskyDiamond

   Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan
   • Pei Ming/The Entire Nursing Staff
   • Feng Xin/Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Feng Xin (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Jun Wu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Qi Rong (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Pei Ming (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Ling Wen (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Shi Wudu
   • Shi Qingxuan
   • He Xuan (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Xuan Ji (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Yin Yu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Quan Yizhen
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Hospital
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Sexual Harassment
   • Blackmail
   • Torture
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Abuse of Authority
   • Romance
   • Angst
   • Drama
   • First Time
   • Size Kink
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Praise Kink
   • Aftercare
   • the Taliban took Hua Cheng's eye
   • Pei Ming is hands deep in a chest cavity and the entire nursing staff
   • Xie Lian Started Covid (but not really)
   • trauma surgeon? more like trauma magnet
   • Pei Ming is a walking HR violation
   • but he already fucked everyone in HR so what can you do
   • mandatory call room sex
   • Xie Lian is the saddest janitor ever
   • Qi Rong medical malpractice
   • lost his license but not his ego
   • mortality rate higher than his yelp reviews
   • AU where China colonized everything (including ‘murica)
   • that’s why the American hospital is full of Chinese people
   • speaking of which
   • why are the portions in America so large
   • Hua Cheng is the Rizzler
   • Feng Xin is a single father with a situationship
   • (we'll get to that)
   • Jun Wu drives a cybertruck
   • porn?
   • Porn
   • misuse of broad spectrum antibiotics
   • primary offender: pei ming
   • reason?
   • Chlamydia
   • ortho bro
   • Ketamine
   • Found Family
   • that family can dick down
   • smut chapters listed in summary for speedrunners and overachievers
   • Trauma
   • Trauma Recovery
   • Eye Trauma
   • slaps fic
   • THIS BABY CAN FIT SO MUCH TRAUMA
   • tag limits are egregious and a violation of my first amendment
   • Fluff

   Summary

   NSFW Chapter Guide: 9, 11, (TBA)

   Pei Ming's head snapped up. "Wait, seriously? You were a neurosurgeon?"
   Xie Lian nodded. "Yes. At Wuhan Union Hospital for several years."
   "And now you mop floors?" Pei Ming asked incredulously.
   "Yes, now I mop floors,” Xie Lian replied with a faint smile. “And I'm perfectly content doing so."

   TL;DR:
   Disgraced ex-neuro surgeon Xie Lian becomes a janitor, tries not to have a breakdown, accidentally starts helping again via sticky notes, gets railed by a hot trauma surgeon, and then gets blackmailed into hospital embezzlement.

   It’s fine. He’s fine. Everything is very normal and fine.

   This fic contains:
   – brain-breaking sex and brain-putting-back-in-afterward sex
   – Catholic levels of guilt
   – moral rot in the healthcare system
   – Texaco Mike
   – and one man’s slow descent into bureaucratically sanctioned hell

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   66,797

   Chapters:

   12/?

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