Chapter 1: Ralph
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- mainly only casually drinks or smokes a little at parties, but never anywhere else
- he’d NEVER pick up a cigarette, but he likes that vapes have like actual flavors so he hits those on occasion (and he thinks they’re more clean and civilized)
- takes no smoking zones VERY seriously
- mainly a pill popper; snorting or shooting is too crazy for him
Chapter 2: Piggy
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- his auntie told him not to smoke on account of his assmar
- jack steals his cough meds and makes it into lean
Chapter 3: Jack
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- pretty much only does drugs cuz it’s illegal and he likes breaking the law
- thinks smoking makes him look cool and fancy and sexy (which is does but don’t tell him that or it’ll give him more complexes than he already has)
- doesn’t vape bc he thinks vaping is for pussies
- purposefully blows smoke into people’s faces ESPECIALLY piggy
- he actually steals most drugs cuz he is DEFINITELY not old enough to buy them himself
- also likes any drug that involves burning things (cigarettes, joints, cooking meth, etc.)
- probably drinks whiskey straight from the damn bottle zero fucks given
Chapter 4: Simon
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- mainly only does weed and lsd like a hippie
- “really just broadens my spirituality”
- also weed is plants so it’s like… vegan
- so are shrooms so he does those too he’s like a wizard making potions
Chapter 5: Roger
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- only does the hardcore shit
- him and jack are sesh buddies
- shoots heroin… and shrooms… and like… anything really
- bad at cooking but only good at cooking meth (which he usually does alone but jack comes over and helps sometimes)
- how he finds datura no one knows… but he does that too
Chapter 6: Sam and Eric
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- if they do drugs they have to do them together; they’re their own sesh buddies
- kinda like crystal meth cuz like… crystals… pretty…
- they both take the exact same amount of everything