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You thought you could stay in OHIO and not get molested wherever you went? Maybe that's what you wanted? Maybe that's why when you were browsing for hotels, you specifically selected, 'Freak Hotel'. Just like how you clicked this work, clear as day it would be packed with freak. Maybe you are the freak, and not me. I only write. I have hands to write and that's all. My mind is powered by my fingers of knowledge, thoughts are formed through them, everything is. I am my fingers. And inside this hotel, you will encounter many fingers. Maybe not any as gentle as mine, but you might get pretty close.

You step into the hotel warily looking around the desolate place. You stick your fingers inside of your pants. Haha, sorry, just to prove a point that from now on, I am in control of your feeble body, Y/N. You take your fingers out of your pants, and step through the hotel, your shoes clicking on the floor echoing through the halls. In front of you, stood a elevator. Above titled, 'Freakavator.' Of course, being who you are, a stupid fucking freak slut, you are sure to quickly click the elevator button. Frantically, at that, you click, and you click, and you click. What a strange person you are, haha.

The door opened, it looked like a usual elevavator inside, not very freaky, haha. Quickly, and eagerly, you stepped inside. "oh boy oh boy I hope no one comes and freaks me ahahah." You laugh as you fiddle with your fingers nerverously, awaiting your punishment. You bad they them.

THE DOOR SLAMMED SHUT. Heres where I come in, disembodied voice through the loud speaker in the corner. "Hello, Y/N" I say with utter disgust you fucking pervert why would you read anything ever posted on this account. Are you obese and disgusting in any way? Anyway. "Please select a number." This disembodied voice continued (me duh.)

You were lowkey turned on by the voice but you tried to conceal your boner, whether it be lady boner, or just regular one. So you listen, and move towards the buttons. After observing, you concluded there was only fifteen buttons, fifteen floors. Where would it take you? You had no clue where you were going, yet you carelessly entered the elevator, so here you are, fucking dumbass.

It would be right to start with floor one probably, but you figure, why not floor fifteen? So that when you're done, you'll be at the bottom again, wow so smart right? WRONG. the button pressed itself before you could say a word.. It pressed floor one, that makes sense enough. Then, it pressed each button in order from floor one to floor fifteen. There was no escaping the freakavator.

Ascending, ascending. Stopping, but the door had not opened. "Throughout the freakavator you will be tortured by what is best known as 'fandom culture.'" The disembodied voice continued, okay holy shit I'm tired of typing that, I'm naming it Freaky Creamy Dragon, me. You were a bit shocked at first, but you hoped it would be freaky torture, if not then qhy are you even here am I right? "The floor levels start from tame, to ultimate freaky fandom, and you will have to withstand each, worst than the last." The freaky creamy dragon manically laughed.

You got really excited, and stuck your hands in your pants again. Haha just kidding, trying to prove a point here.

The door slowly opened and you held your breath, peering through the window, came some light, but no brighter than what had already inhabited the elevator. Infact, it might've been dimmer. Stumbling through the now open door, you found your surroundings to be what looked like . . a mansion? It was creepy, what sort of fandom was this? The Elevator door was gone, the freakavator actually, it wasn't there at all.

"Hey. . . howd you get in here?" A British fuckass voice called out from the darkness. Oh my god, when you turned around it was none other than DANTDM. Wow that was my sexual awakening when I was a child and why everything wrong with me is wrong with me haha. Ok true story but anyway. Surrounding Dan was several others. People you definitely recognized. CaptainSparklez, StacyPlays, LDShadowlady, and Stampy. Wow am I wrong or are all these people British, why do British people play Minecraft.

"Oh my god Dan I love you." You ran up to quickly grab every part of his body, but he quickly stepped away, leaving you to fall to the floor. Your face smacked the wooden floor and blood covered every part of your face, which was now also stuffed with splinters. EWWW EW. "Dan please." You murmured, pulling yourself to your feet.

All these British people stared at your ass in disgust what the fuck is wrong with u lil bro. "I- Ive played these games before." You frantically stuttered out.

"What?" Stampy questioned your delerium. Wow this guy has a pretty weird voice too am I right. "This isn't a game?" He sounded like he was questioning himself, though it was clear to all of them you had no idea what you were talking about. Youre also ugly I've decided.

"Y-Yes?!" You shouted, blood spurting out of your mouth at all of them. They slowly and synchronized stepped away from you because you're ugly weird and disgusting, good job, making a fool of yourself. "M-Me and my dad! I did this! Where am I?! When does it get freaky?!"

"Freaky?" Stacy looked at you with utter disgust. "I wouldn't touch you if my entire body was possessed by chris chan."

Well that was rude.

Everyone couldn't help but just stare at you. You had just appeared out of thin air before them, and then, mauled your face with wood somehow? And now you were telling them their entire life was a lie. Everything they had ever known. You were definitely hoping things would get a bit more freaky than this. Nothing freaky had happened at all! Well, do I had a treat for you. Despite the groups displeasure towards you, they had no choice against what they were about to do. The freakavator was special, they were not in their own true reality. They were in fact on a floor in the freak hotel, but they didn't know this. They weren't programmed to know. They only knew how to obey Freaky Creamy Dragon, their leader, the puppetmaster. Ofcourse they didn't know they were obeying anything, because again, they didn't know, seems like they don't really know anything holy shit.

Almost as if Stacy had cursed them with her words. They inevitably were possessed, and all five started moving towards you, their faces opposing their own actions. You didn't step back. Were they possessed by Chris Chan? Who knows. Probably not. A large smile spread across your face, spreading your arms as if you were enveloping sunshine, but you were only awaiting the cold controlled hands of the several Minecraft YouTubers. You were knocked to the ground, a tear of happiness joining the wet blood still covering your face.

It was like a pig pile. 10 sets of hands spread across your body, you were suffocating, your clothes were being ripped off. You tried to open your eyes. And as you felt yourself blacking out, you only saw one face. DanTDM, wow, he did not look happy yikes skibidi. But at least you were happy. omg ur visions blacking out omg omg omg hahaha I'm so bored and I have to go to the DMV and school is almost over then I have rehearsal wow I hate my life I get home at like eight there is no more time left in my grasp...

Oh, you died, how strange. Doesnt matter, you died on their floor, that means nothing. Jeez louise things got a bit too freaky. If that was the first level what will the rest be. Ok don't be a dumbass. The way you die I mean get freaked has nothing to do with the floor level. Its the level of how weird the fandom is. Fucking dumbass. Well here you are, back on the elevator, heading to the second floor.

I just did not want to keep writing this I have better things to get to. tooda loo.

stay tuned.

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Here you are, back where you started. Did your stomach do the thing? I hope so, well be prepared for more, because not only will your stomach drop on the elevator, but it will also probably drop from fear when the sandworm starts aggressively fleshlighting. . you? Me, Freaky Creamy Dragon, appeared back over the intercom. "I hope you enjoyed that freaky rendesvouz. Or was it too freaky for you?'

You frantically shook your head, still exhilarated, having just come back to life. But you wanted more, you wanted to be killed in every freaky way that could be fathomed. You were a disgusting, greasy, overweight, fat, pervert. Unluckily, I guess, for you, you were still on the tame levels. You wanted more. MOREEEEE! gasp gasp air air ahhh. Thisll be shorter because life is hard and I sti;l have to go to the fucking DMV. do you know how many ugly people are in there? Its like every ugly person In town was called in to meet there. Whatever.

Ding ding ding! Oh. . . the elevators stopping, that was a short ride. You were still on an adrenaline rush from the last floor, but you couldn't help but wonder what would happen if you were pumped with even more. Your disgusting ugly ass hands rose to your face to feel it. The blood, the woodchips, they were gone. This was such a strange place, but you had never been more happy in your entire life.

The doors cracked open, again, not much light shone through, as the doors opened before you, you didn't see anything too unusual. This fandom would probably be hard for you to guess also. But did it matter? One minute you were walking in, the next you were getting suffocated by the bodies of outdated YouTubers. What a life. Couldnt this just kill you? Youd love to go out like that, you fucking pig.

You stepped through, and like before, the freakavator was nowhere to be seen behind you. It was a small room, dark, lit by a few dim candles on the floor. The only furniture, one tiny twin sized bed. The sheets were blue, like those starter kit teenage boy sheets. You expectantly rushed over to the bed what the actual hell is wrong with you. A huge smile plastered on your face, you swung your feet, waiting for your suitor to arrive.

ALEX BRIGHTMAN???? What are you doing here? "Its Showtime!" He stood there with his arms out, dressed in his Beetlejuice attire.

"Wow?! Fizzarolli?!" You squealed. Alex looked at you with disgust.

"What?" His hands were now glued to his side and he looked a bit disappointed with you. You were really ugly, and sitting on a bed in front of him, it was like he knew his own fate. You were also really weird. He caught that off of your initial reaction of him.

You got a bit nervous and rose to your feet. "W-Wait is something wrong?" You noticed the displeasure displayed on his features. "Please. Please just molest me now! Im ready for it."

Alex wanted to start to protest, but like before, he was possessed by some being. Maybe Chris Chan. This time, despite you being you, something in your mind clicked, (it was me), and you decided, hey maybe I should investigate this a little further. As you watched the possessed man walk towards you, you let yourself sit back down on the bed. You had an idea, due to me controlling your neurons. Instead of accepting your fate, which you so badly wanted to do, when his hands hit your shoulders, you aggressively pushed him to the ground. Instead of groaning in pain, Alex just started to get right back up again. "What the--" You shrugged the situation off, maybe you SHOULD just let it happen.

As he approached closer to your seat on the bed, you allowed his hands to tightly grip your shoulders again. One thing was now for sure, you couldn't stop whatever the possession intended. That didn't bother you, well yet, soon it probably would. Not here though. Whatever was meant to happen, would just keep looping, and looping, until you died.

There was a crash, and part of the wall came down as a long slimy thick cylinder protruded out of what looked to be an abyss. You jumped a bit, oh now you're scared you stupid bitch you wanted this. As you squinted, you realized what it was, a sand worm, wow, I can only imagine whats gonna happen with that. Alex turned also to look, a scared expression in his eyes, but no words coming out from his mouth, and his hands never moving. It was kind of unsettling, maybe to a normal person, but certainly not to a disgusting freak like you.

Before your own eyes, the sand worm started to shrink, and it didn't stop until it became the size of something you could be able to hold in your hand, then, its mouth gaped open as wide as it could. Excitement started to race through your body, it was like blood was pumping double the regular rate. Alexs hands finally were taken off of your shoulders, his movements were anything but smooth as he bent over to pick up the now fleshlight sized sand worm.

Holy shit check out that ass.

With the sandworm in his hands, he stuck his fingers inside, stretching the mouth even more, the flesh ripping at 'his intent.' What the fuck am I writing. He looked you in the eyes, he wanted this way less than you did. His pupils quivered, but forcefully, he moved towards you. Your smile grew wider. Gee willikers.

Great, somehow your pants appeared at your ankles and now your humongous horse cock was displayed before you. Haha just kidding you arent worthy of such things, you have a microdick haha. The sandworms mouth slowly but surely approached what could barely be considered valid genitalia. You rubbed your hands together like an evil villain with a cat on his lap because youre stupid and should fucking die, as the sandworms mouth enveloped mostly air and your 'nub.' this is so gross.

In less than a second, you felt the worst pain you have ever experienced in your life. Thick sharp teeth biting down on your dick, ripping it completely off. Blood spurted everywhere, landing on both of your faces, the artery spraying crimson liquid at your surroundings. You started to get very dizzy, but still, your smile never faded. Infact, it got wider. All you saw was red, you felt yourself collapsing.

Black, all there was was darkness, and pain, and the wet feeling in your lap, from multiple different liquids. Then nothing, you felt fine.

Opening your eyes, you were back in the elevator. Only thirteen more floors to go, this was fine, but could you handle the torture for much longer? Probably, creep.

Omg i have to go to the fucking DMV again today btw isnt that rich. oh i already told you that. Its still annoying, but atleast i have an appointment today so i dont have to sit in those ass sweat shart stained seats. bye love you.

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The freakavator whirred. You had been through so much and it was only the third floor. You were going to have to withstand twelve more. I think freaky creamy dragon is gonna run out of ideas. Just kidding I could never duh. I have so much more to put you through. It turns me on Y/N.. it does. No it doesn't.

"Are you losing your freak yet?" I spoke over the intercom. Even though I knew you could never lose it, it was instilled in your nasty slimy soul. I know what you are, you have barely evolved from neanderthal, you are closer to animal than a dog, because at least a dog has dignity.

Okay anyway the elevator is stopping now, whirrr, whirrrr, WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR! Can you tell I'm getting lazy. I have had a stressful week okay, and opening night for my show is tonight. Hopefully my fuck ass husband doesn't mess up again like he always does.

"Im such a silly disembodied voice." I somehow whispered in your ear and tickled your neck hairs. "I have a feeling you are going to enjoy this one. Y/N" The doors started to creak open, wow this elevator is kinda old. I know id enjoy this one. My first fictional other is inside. Isnt it fun to learn about me?

Inside this room, there was a cell. This of course immediately gave you an erection and you trudged inside. It was your typical prison cell, actually it was much much worse. It was only cement, no windows, lit by one single lightbulb, which was dim from age. On the walls and floor there was nothing, nothing except some shackles bolted into the wall. You could only dream and fantasize as you wondered what that could be for. Infact, you were even starting to drool a bit.

Someone cleared their throat behind you. You frantically wiped your drool on your sleeve, spinning around anxious to see your suitor. You weren't too particularly pleased with your past ones. You definitely seemed like it though, you freak. Like Alex. . . and Dan plus company. They just weren't too special. But lets be honest, you could get off on anyone. You would get off on anyone actually. And you will, as the floors continue. Who the hell were you supposed to get with on the fortnite floor? I don't know, but I'm sure you'd like it.

Side note I'm so sorry Noah that you have to withstand this chapter because I know you are not aware of this fictional other of mine.

Turning your head, your eyes met with the most beautiful. . . woman? You had ever seen in your life. Long flowing blonde hair down to the shoulders, and big blue eyes. Wow this must be an angel. Wow, you hadn't been with a woman yet, oh, I guess in the pig pile you had. But, you died before you could ever fully enjoy the situation. Do you think they continued after you were dead? Should I tag mentioned necrophelia. No that might drive my loyal fans away..

You, Y/N, actually didn't know this woman.

Her voice carried through the empty room. "Hello?" It was deep, but could still be passed as feminine. A sick smile appeared on your face, because you're a disgusting perverted, ugly fat sweaty greasy slimy micro dick animal. Someone save my king.

"Hellllooooo ladiess~" You let out a nasty growl of a sentence. Her face curved into confusion. As you observed her further, you noticed she was wearing a full suit, wow that's weird you thought because your sexist lol. "Dressed up for the occasion?" You meant the freaky possession. She only got more and more disturbed as you continued your ramblings.

"Ladies? Are you insinuating I am a woman?" He looked offended. haha I lied to you all he's a dude #peak writing. You were sure that he was a female, then something clicked in your head, oh no shit, its a femboy, wow, how tasteful. Actually It was just Kurapika, I love you king touches you. "And what occasion might you be talking about?"

You freakily started to rub your hands together. "You really don't know?" You continued, taking steps closer, and closer, to the horrified twink femboy.

"Know what?" He didn't say much, and he was polite with his mannerisms.

You glanced down at the chains enveloped around his hands. You glanced back to the shackles. "Oh I see? Is this some sort of roleplay? How.... exciting." Drool dripped off of your chin, and with your freakishly long tongue you lapped it up.

You were about to spew some more nonsense out of your flabber, until suddenly, a wooden dining chair drifted down from the ceiling out of thin air. Wow. It gracefully placed itself in the middle of the room, facing the shackles on the wall. That was weird. Oh, I get it, its a cuck chair. But for who you may ask? Well, just you wait. Justyou wait, my name is alexander hamilton.

As if he had just time warped through space to get here, Leorio appeared in the cuck chair, struggling like he was unable to move, but he was not tied down to the chair. Well finally, someone you can relate to haha. His head spun around, unable to move his chest, again, like he was tied down, again, he wasn't. "Hey! What the hell?!" He shouted, still struggling. Despite himself, he was not in as freaky as a mood as you always were. Like he usually was.

Just a poll, are you guys into tickling as a fetish, because that's insane. bye love you.

Kurapika darted towards the cuck chair Leorio was 'forced' into, by some invisible source. They exchanged a look of confusion amongst each other, like they had no idea of their purpose in the Freakavator. But before they could say anything, the usual possession routine was forced upon them. It was like their entire bodies would stiffen up, and they would lose all sense of control of themselves, except in the eyes, that was the most unsettling part. Not for you, obviously, I feel like I shouldn't have to mention that. Y/N.

You knew your place, you joyfully skipped to stand in front of the cuck chair. You were wondering why Leorio had to be possessed, he was bound to the cuck chair anyway, what was he gonna do? Maybe yell, maybe that would make it more enjoyable for you. Freak. Hahahaha. Looking behind you, you saw the shackles, and your smile grew as you sat against the wall, dramatically throwing your wrists up towards the shackles.

You disgustingly pouted like some sort of age regressor. "Come on~ Im ready for my punishment! Heheheh~" Ew what the fuck why did you saw that. Ew. Anyway, it wasn't like Kurapika could deny you, despite how much he wanted to. Usually, he would never touch a beast like you. Actually yeah he would have you seen his standards. I forgot her name is it like Melody, that ogre ass girl under a curse that he like goons over. Kay I googled it yes its melody raw. rraw raw rah rah rah lady gaga.

Just a side note I really wish I was in the Hetalia fandom so I could write freaky country ao3 for my loyal fans (you). Breaks the fourth wall and touches you.

At your demand, his super awesome cool chain powers bound you to the wall at the shackles, the chains were tight around your wrists, but maybe you liked that, you like anything actually. All you could see in front of you was Leorio looking at you all disgusted like, only in his eyes, course he couldn't control anything else, he was still, like he was dead, except he was upright, so obviously not dumbass.

Kurapika knelt down to your level on the floor, terror in his eyes, but a monotone look on his face. His hands came forward and you nearly pissed yourself with happiness, haha actually you did, jk no you didn't I'm not writing ts I'm lowkey just a normal person living in the normal world haha. haha. hi. His hands started to lift your shirt, and in the most bland voice you could possibly imagine, he stated, "Here comes the tickle monster." Yeah what the actual fuck am I doing with my life. Remember when I asked you about tickling earlier so I actually heard your brain signals and you said yes so here's what you wanted. Kurapika started a pathetic attempt at tickling, shit is hard when your possessed okay bro. You did not even crack a little giggle, god damnit your life is so fucking hard. You get in a freakavator and the most beautiful man there cant even give you a decent tickling session. You didn't even care for tickling, you just would take anything.

Your mouth started foaming because you were so angry that you could not be probably tickled, you even started growling and letting the true wolf insifr of you out. Good they/them, I'm so proud of you. Pets you. Anyway you felt like you could burst out claws, but you actually couldn't do shit bc u were bound by chains lollll. haha. lol. oh. So you actually just looked fucking stupid and pathetic. How embarrassing.

You tugged, and tugged at the chains, trying to lunge towards Kurapika, but you couldn't even move so he didn't budge. Ew. You suddenly gathered all the strength of the world in you in one single moment, and ummm apparently ripped your hands off of your body. Okay, that was kind of impressive I'm taking you in as my kin, and I will nurture you, and suckle you, and other things. And I might give you cereal, and then ill be like jk lol and move the box to reveal I am actually going to make you pancakes. haha its showtime, freakytime, hashtag boys equals no, that one scene where rantaro paints kaedes nails for some reason.

Okaay that was weird but now your actually bleeding out, but you know whats even better? I didn't want to make you die pathetically like you have all the past times, mostly because I am just so proud of you baby, so you are frantically punching Kurapika in the face with your hand-less arm limbs, blood sprawing fro your arteries all over the room. YOur tendens pushing into the crevices of his face??? What? What does that lowkey even mean.

IDC. YOU EPICALLY ROSE FROM THE GROUND AND LUNGED AT THE CUCK CHAIR, PUSHING IT TO THE GROUND AND BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF LEORIO FRO NO REASON HELL YEAHS YOURE SO FUCKING COOL RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Yeah that was a bit much, so you blacked out. BAck to the FREAKAVATOR! you were pretty used to the process at this point. RIght? Right? Okay, stay tuned for tomorrow. You felt someone slipping their hand nonchalantly in the back pocket of your pants as you stood in the elevator, but when you turned around no one was even fucking there, yeah, it was me, my spirit. You have a pathetic ass you fiend.

Someitmes when I write ts I realize I'm not as funny as I think I am, and I'm lowkey writing like I'm a discord kid who never grew out of reddit humor or dank memes. But I just want you gys to know this was written in two school days and if your interested I shamelessly write this at the front of the class. What have I become, trys to commit suicide but my pact with timothy chalamet stops me. fucckkkkk. i also want you to know I didn't even get to go to the fucking dmv still and now I'm just driving on an unregistered permit #breaking the law by judas priest. love you bye. nvm the I in I love you is important. I love you, bye.

ok another side note I literally am working on a serious book draft and instead I waste my time on this, should I post that too. i feel like that would be out of character for freaky creamy dragon

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im really not gonna lie to you guys I think I am gonna end my life and slit ech on of my blood veeseel vwein individually, I have accidentally started this chapter about three times, and each time I've ACCIDNETALLY CLOSED THE TAB. so here I am, doomed to write this chapter which clearly was never meant to be because I've deleted ti ten times and now but fuck it I will perist to please my lovely friend shawnspencerfangirl69 because she has been taunting me to reopen freakavortor pokemon chapter and she made this plot.

i considered scrapping and proceeding to the next chapter, but I cannot. this is for you shawn.

alright, you're back on this fucking elevator heading to the same god damn place LEVEL FOUR like I've written you going to at least a billion fucking times. and if you weren't light headed before you certainly are now, your naseau has doubled by a million.

LET ME MAKE THE SAME SHITTY PUN I JUST MADE FIVE FUCKINGV MINUTES AGO AHHGHGH ATELAST THSI TIME I WONT FUCK IT UP SINCE I HAD SOME GOD DAMN TIME DTO FUXJCKXGING CONSIDER IT FUCK MY FUCKING STUID CHUNGUSH LIFE11111111 GAHAHAH

lobre you guyds

ok my pun was you felt like you were going to throw up on the elevator, in fact you were so sick you were going to throw your guts up, like get it, you would be getting your guts wrecked another time this evening. and there we go I still delivered it badly. kills self in front of you all scarring you forever.

carrying on. you noticed something that you hadn't seen before above the door because I was too laz y to world build before but also haha elevator building. hah... i alr made that joke cuts self.

entering depreessive state, sad face.

above the door reads

'FLOOR FOUR - POKEMON'

gieess the only thing your have to guess now was what kinda of sexual torture you would be suscepted to on this fine evening

well here you go, your naseau pulls you out of the elevator and stumbles you towards a strange looking hospital bed. but wait why the fuck r u on a hospital what does this have to do with pokemon, well allow me to explain, you are actually in an orphanage where my lovely friends leon and hop reside #villa #cottage #thosewhoknow

big freaky creamy dragon fan girls or twinks will get this

ok so ur in the nurses office of the orphanage and next to the nurse bed that you are now arched ass up on was a conveniently blac curtain bllcoking the other side of the room, strangely like the one I included in my theatre arts presentation, those who know #i love curtains

okay you are too nasueos to even look up but you hear two children's footsteps enter the room and dramatically crash into the floor and you hear sloppy kissing noises, you are quite familiar with the noises of children an stuff.....

you slowly pull yourself to your feet at the sound of another pair of two like middle age or something footsteps, you really want to see whats happening at the mention of children.

so to your dismay these two twink ass looking kids are getting it down on the floor, but to your not dismay, your two gaudrian agels have entered the room to explain the situation to you.

FREAKYCREAMYDRAGON AND SHAWNSPENCERFANGIRL69 (sponsored)

so both of them step over the children getting freaky except me, freaky creamy dreagon, I made sure to give them a little kick before stepping over them because I'm edgu.

but shawn is too classy and so she stands there with her arms crossed epicly, she sticks one finger in the air before starting to speak "Haha, I'm sure you're soooo worried about your situation at hand, but do not worry, because I am here to help." She said in an epic condescending tone of voice. "This is Bede--"

she was cut off by her idiotic side kick, freaky creamy dragon. "ahahahah like bidet." Stupid idiot.

"Anyways." Shawn continued. "Bede and Hop.... they are twinky little children, you're welcome for the help."

And then the two ascended into the air like angels as they held onto each others hands.

you were left stunned staring at the children getting freaky, you didn't attempt to talk to them, you figured that would be slightly more pedophelic than just watching...? Maybe you should intervene but you actually really sorta didn't want to um.

LIKE A MESSIAH. leon burtst thro the door like the cool aid kool aid man , you actually knew this guy for some reason despite not knowing the twink ass children.

He is here to save you but he is not too sure if this situation is within his training, he walked in on his purple ass litlee brother getting it on with some BLONDE HAIRE DTWienk ... i mean... this guy is wearing PINK boys cant wear PINK no no no!!! pink is for girls!!! boys = NOOOOOOOO

upon further inspection the twink is not quite blonde yet... white

he feels so.... CAUCASIAN!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?

those who know

alr so leon is like "BOYS STOP NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BOYSSS NOOOOOOOOO HOP HOP IHOP HIPPITY HOPPPP FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOPPP" I actually have no idea how to write leon cuz I don't know pokemon but based o his looks I think he's the nonchalant boy in the back of the class all like heh yo teach.

yo teach....

"YO BOYS STOOOOOOPPPP11111 AHAHAHHHH"

the boys did not stop, you sat there helplessly, god this is so suck.

Leon gave up, fine, if his little brother wanted to be gay fine by him..... but for Leon... he was going to be... BISEXUAL

he feels so.... BISEXUAl?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

those who know

Leon grabbed you in his big arms and threw you through the big black .. curtain. yes that's right liberals I know the difference between threw and through.checkmate bitch. heh

alright great lets get back to the show. ok you are now on the floor and it feels like your fucking back is broken but that cant be right your father dorsnt have enough generational trauma for that unlike freaky creamy dragon me who does oahahahah oh hohohoh hohohoho hahah.

"Ow my back." You said pathetically.

alright so you lay somehow o the other side of the black curtain which is just an empty room with a cold floor, Leon because he is a self respected narcissistic nonchalant frat guy walks around the curtain cuz he would never cause harm to himself, only other people.

(umm hey shawnspencerfangirl69 I definefetly do not think i will be making this passionate, despite your adamant requests I'm not writing you serious locked in SMUT. if you want me to lock in you have god damn everyone hates john f Kennedy for that. I WONT WRITE YOU SMUTTTTT111111 AHHHHHHH"

ok he is a gentle kind soul this leon, which I've actually made up but i assume he would be like that. he climbs over you cause he knows you cant get up, because he so considerately noticed that you have broken your back. and is so considerately pretending like he was not the one that did that to you.

"Heh.... hows the weather down there sport?" Leon smirked and leaned down over you.

you think you are smart so you attempt to come back with an epic comeback and you actually fail horribly cause you have no fucking friends and pretty much sck and i hate you. "Hah its raining." and then you spit up in the air attempting to hit him with your 'rain,' but everything in your life sucks and it does not work hah... um... well.... that's embarrassing. you have just spit on your own face cause gravity isn't on your side, just like nothing else is.

i learned that raining trick from my tall uncle, except it only works if your standing up... and being tall enough for people to actually have people try and waht/ T o ???? to try and have that joke be played on you....?????

????? what

okay so leon being the flirty man he is is kind of into your spit covered face. god yu hated this place. "Awww? its raining? Raining you say? Raining." He sweetly opens your jaw like a mother bird preparing its baby for feeding and spits a string of spit into your mouth hahahahahha ewww . you swallow it cause yeah.

okay i lowkey forgot that the rule like on the freakavator the victims get possessed. but likes pretend that leon defys this rule because he is into you for some reason cause he is lowkey a flirty lover bpy hehehehehe lover boy. he doesn't need all that possession stuff i n his life.

You are now covered in spit. what the fuck, you brought this on yourself. you hate the rain. cold wet things.

the worst part, this guy wasn't even possessed!!!! he was just some sort of god darn perv@!!!! you hate perverts!! pervert pervert pervert FUCCKK

alright he is proceeding to his advances on you put in a very nonchalant smart way "Ohhhh looks like your face is all wet oooohh nooo hohhhohoho oh no let me help." he ingeniusly slides your shirt off ass he pins you to the cold cold cold cold floor and now your bare broken ass back is against the floor helplessly. Leon nonchanaltnyl acuz he does everything nonchahalntly wipes the spit across your face and makes the situation worse cause the psit is sticky.

"oh oopsies!" he throws the shirt to the side "USELESS!"

ngh so nonchalant <3333333 nghhhh <3333 hehehe

ughhhh what did yo say botut my brother? wait i just got a really good idea.

As the assault begins you become increasingly bothered by he noise coming from te other room. The two children choking the chicken or whatever the kids these days say. Chewpid MUM! chewpid. brtiths ass tommyinnit.

Your eyes dart to the curtain but leon is quick to twist your sticky spitty skull back to face him.

"Dont worry bout my brotha' "

You were definitely worrying about his ' Brotha' ' and that twink too.... Bidet? His name was?

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please somehow access this link c=guys i was really distraught when i saw this.

"Are they getting freaky? That grape head and the caucasion?" you asked innocently and cutely.

leons face visibly darkened, his alpha was immerging from deep inside his guts. funny how guts are mentioned quite often today despite my hatred towards them, i hate guts, i hate body horror, i hate potty humor.

i hate.

okay remember how leon was getting angry, here is what he has to say abt that. "What did you say bout my brotha'?" you called him a grape head, that's what you idiot.

look, purple is a perfectly respectable color, infact, i love purple now. not guts or body horror or potty humor tho.....

Leon tightened his mega thick thighs around your at i mean skinny bulbous pulpous who fuckin knows body and you winced. "Thats it... you think you can just insult my slightly deformed lil bro like that? That is not gonna slide with me. ill tell you that much?" It seemed his nonchalant demanor was no more, he had transformed into a more aggressive state.

i just want you guys to know I'm severely distraught rn because i usually write fanfic in my study hall but because of a 'hold' i am stuck in my math class and forced to write this shit out in the open where ANYONE could see, also some girl just like said a slur. hold on i wanna know whats happening I'm gonna check school story and let yall know. no one even fucking said anything. omg. whatever back to what matters.

Leon started to choke you aggressively while the air filled with sounds of children getting freaky. "Yeah that's what you get slut. don't say that about my brotha' .... he is NO grape head."

you thought this was your fate, you think you were done, that was fine, that meant you could go to the next floor, get out of this hell. it almost felt better when you were not the victim, the possessed was. ugh. fine. let him take your oxygen, bask in it. ngh.

you're losing your breath now.. then again!!! because for some reason.. I'm obsessed with it. THE WALL WAS BROKEN DOWNNNN KOOL-AID MAN STYLE...!!!!

a wolf appeared, no two wolfs, the pack leader, and his alpha dommy mommy wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you guys ever watch alpha and ommega because shawnspencerfangirl69 tried convincing me i was the only one but I'm a furry so its ok i guess no I'm not i promise its just a really run on joke but i do have a fursona.

so anyway the wolves from that movie break in and start brutally mauling you to death #AWWWKWAAARDDD

omg ur flesh is being ripped off wow this is not a pleasurable OR sexual death what the fuck you are watching your flesh be ripped off your bones!!! and leon is fine for some reason and on that mater he really doesn't care either mostly cuz u just insulted his fucking brother, DO NOT EVEEERRR do that. don't ever say anything bout' his brotha'......

he is like. "Hah... what a pathetic girl, getting mauled by wolves, i wish Leon and Bidet could see this. i mean Bede, that's freaky creamy dragons shitty joke."

alright so since i just wanna go to wallow in my classes energy, I'm ok I'm stuck in this one there's only like five people were like family. also be ready for this series to be finished soon!!!!!!!

omg i can believe i got through this without deleting it again. third times a charm. love you loyal fans goodbye.

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Due to my incompetence, you forgot to die last chapter, but I assure you, you did. No one could survive being mauled by the freaky wolves from Alpha and Omega (2010). (sponsored). not even you, freaky y/n. god damnit,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I yearn for you.

So here you are, back in the elevator time and time again, you felt like you were stuck in a loop, except you were not, somehow, you wish it was a loop, because at least then you would not have to keep guessing what torture you would be sucepted to time and time again. you... you...

you were losing your freak..

that concept would've never seemed possibly the day you stepped onto this elevator... you were the freakiest in all the land. When was it that you got on? What day was it? You didn't know. you only knew pain. for some reason... the 'Hamilton,' soundtrack was stuck in your head.

just you wait...

conveniently this new 'elavator-building' sign improvement, alerted you on the next floor. at least you had some time to mentally prepare. not much. but time.. who needed time?!?! all you had was time. ode to the bubble guppies.

'FLOOR FIVE"

the screen displayed, then made an irritating whirring sound before displaying your next floor.

'DEATH NOTE.'

THNK THE FUCKING HEAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH YESS L L L L L L L I LOVE YOU L L I LOVE YOU I WANT TO TELL YOU BOYS = NO true freaky creamy dragons fans know this.

You didn't feel sick anymore, maybe that was just the side affects from the HUNTER x HUNTER floor. Kurapika wasn't naseauting at all! That made no sense! He was a beautiful glorious blonde eyed I mean blonde haired beautiful twink man twink. He feels so... HOMOSEXUAL???????????????

Upsie daisies, you were feeling good! and ready to take on whatever was coming for you! little did you know, this was a very special floor. more and more you would continue to learn about the freakavator, it was a mystery, it was beautiful. It was crafted for you... little did you know your freaky was fading, your greed was sickening. You were getting so dull that something perfectly crafted for your needs was beginning to work against you. you became what you protested. VANILLA.

the doors opened, something new. it was not a room. surely you didn't know? The freakavator rooms were not contained to the building you silly fool.... they were.. infinite.. they were alternate universes. How did you think you continued to die? It wasn't you, it was you at a different time in space.

foolish Y/N....

you stepped through the doors and sun hit your face, it was so refreshing, you had been kept inside for so long, tortured, raped. but now. you were allowed to breath the fresh air.

THIS SONG STARTS PLAYING: https://youtu.be/em9lziI07M4

You take a main character esque walk down what seemed to be a highschool campus. oooh! wait.. what does this have to do with death note? You should learn to know the rules of the freakavator. look. its kinda like fight club

RULES OF FREAKAVATOR:

1. YOU CANNOT LEAVE FREAKAVATOR UNTIL YOU HAVE COMPLETED ALL LEVELS

2. YOU MUST DIE TO MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LEVEL

3. ROOMS MAY NOT BE ASSOCIATABLE TO THE FANDOM

4. THE FREAKAVATOR IS NOT CONTAINED TO THE OHIO HOTEL, YET EXPANDED TO EACH PART OF THE UNIVERSE

5. IF A PARTICIPANT DOES NOT WISH TO ENGAGE IN FREAKY EVENTS, THEY WILL BE POSSESSED, THE ONLY THING IN THEIR CONTROL IS THEIR EYES, IF THEY WISH TO ENGAGE THEY WILL NOT BE POSSESSED

6. NGH

sorry idk who put that last one

Walking along the campus, you felt more like yourself, which actually was nothing like yourself because, you never felt like yourself. what you always felt yourself to be was a distant pervert.. disgusting..

Because it always happens, and its stereotypical. a hand was placed on your shoulder, it was a shocked it was one that was not controlled by the possession gods of the freakavator, since its strange anyone would place their 'gentle' hands on your obese I mean skinny body. haha love you guys. not as gentle as my nurturing caring hands tho. one day I will touch you.

You spun around, your body jiggling as you went. oh! how amusing its LIGHT YAGAMI! looking for a suitor! per usual. i think he does that in the anime I'm not really sure I haven't actually watched it in oo long idk what I'm saying I just want to die.

"Light Yagami OMG!!! I'm such a big fan cause... sometimes people in my school like to call me the villain! but that's not true, I'm actually a sweet caring, and kind beautiful petire did I say petite girl! they only call me a villain.... because... i like to devilishly glare at the teacher.. heh she doesn't really tell me what to do because.. the movie croods is really good. my super hero name is ultra fantasy ruby red." Yeha stop talking bro.

he looks at you with disgust but continues his advancements because he honestly has shit to do. You were really hoping you could get freaky with this hunk. i wasn't, maybe shawnspencerfangirl69 would.. but not me.. not freaky creamy dragon. i don't like Light. ok my favorite character is Near.

ok sorry light as you were saying? "Hello young... young...? woman? woman...? man? what... whatever you were..." his critiques almost hurt... what happened to ur degrading kink...? oh god. of nooooo!!! "anyway.. young they/them! um..." no light would be homophobic you're wrong. He feels so HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?!? "I would like to... say.. heh recruiter you for a sort of... heh experiment..."

OH GOLLY GOSH!!! wait... you weren't excited. you weren't anything anymore.. you felt soo.... VANILLA?!??!?!!? who are you? this is the Mcdonalds life hack of 2024! "Yes Light ngh!" you tried to recreate the same enthusiasm you once had, but you were dying... because without your pervese freakiness... you would be nothing.... this is sad

R/imfourteenyearsoldandthisisdeep R/charactera.i

So of course Light lures you right into his trap because you are utterly stupid and kind of like a dog who just follows its owner around. He takes you to his penthouse and he freaked it. no he didn't but he did infact take you home.

He took you home and sat on his desk and immediately took a potato chip and ate it, he knew what was going on. he reached for the potato chips and then remembered wait he doesn't even like potato chops and reached for his epic little mini tv because his cameras in his room were recently removed. see.. i know lore.. checkmate libby.

"Oh my god light you're so smart...." You said in a kinda monotone voice, you wanted to mean it, but George harold christ........ george beard... boys + no - guys = c Light spun around in your chair. Lets just get this freakiness over... But to your surprise, no longer your dismay, he did not get possessed, nor did he act on his own. gosh freaking darnit... this hell would go on forever.

maybe he really did need you for an expiremenet? Could that happen, gosh you knew nothing of the freakavator, you didn't know there could be side quests!!!!! gAAAH "I have to telly you I have a lesbian gay crush on this man named L." In the corner freaky creamy dragon was getting increasingly excited, in the corner of your mind that is. you were shocked at Light straight out coming out to you tho. i mean gay out lmao. isn't that humorous? Yes some people call me a comedy anyway sorry. "And I need you to take him down because its sorta like a hate love actually I don't really know. Hes like... gay.. but also some sexual tension arises from that..? gah.. um ok that happens a lot irl actually." wait I accidentally made Light say all that whatever I guess he did.

Okay I have to tell you guys that I'm in English class and I've also always had a sort of hate love rivalry in here because these two guys bully me in class but they don't know I like it lmao. okay so I bring this up mostly because one just made a really funny joke. so not really a joke but I could always dream to be as douchy as these two.

so man number one says; "Im going to the bathroom." Which isn't good because when man one goes to the bathroom he doesn't come back for 20 mins.

so man two is in the background like. "nope nope no don't let man one go Mr teacher man one no.." overlapping man ones pleas to go.

man one is increasingly angered he's like. "No I cant go to the bathrooms near the door that's the real vapeorium I have to go to single stalls because no one is vaping in there unless you're vaping alone in there which would be pretty embarrassing."

ok sorry guys that was intermission cuz this chapter is already way too long I hope you liked that little look into my life. Ultra fantasy ruby red out.

Okay back to you, you're like having to comply to light cause he owns you and who would dare disobey a man named Light because you couldn't dream of living in a world without him, yknow why? Cause that would be dark. Speaking of that hilariously funny joke. Back to L.

"So to take him down you have to get freaky with him and distract him so I can kill more people haha." Light is actually really open and kind with you cause he isn't fatphobic cause he also has a lot of other problems in his life like being gay so he can relate. or they he commits mass genocide but I think being gay might be worse. Okay so you teleport to Ls little office idk what the fuck does he reside in.. A villa? A cottage? Lets say an office cause this is MY fucking fanficc and I can do whatever the shit I want. stop swearing. swearing doesn't make you coo-- INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great I gotta tag invincible now...

ok so hey dude you're now in Ls office but he's too nonchalant and cool to be startled. You try your best to recreate your past aura like I've been writing that same sentence at least ten times in this whole fic but idk I guess you're really doing that a lot #the lore thickens are you guys thigh or no poll question are you thick you 'Y/N" definitely are, tho some people would call it obese. you like to be called FLUFFY, politically speaking.

so you break his fucking desk a little bit when you sit on it but it holds you because I don't want to deal with a broken desk as the ruler of this world and you'd probably get a splinter so.

okay so L is sitting nonchalantly with his feet on his chair curled up in his little positon he does and u would usually be turned on by his feet but only a little today. THE URGES ARE TOOOOO STRONNNG FEEEETTTT NGHH I used to have a genuine foot fetish btw no they geniunenly turned me on and I'm so serious id look at fortnite feet and feel things ims serious guys

"Hello Y/N I want to tell you Im L. Boys = No." OMg HE FUCKING SAID THE ICONIC LINE HOLLLLY YY SHIT AHHHHH HEEHEHEH

I I get quite flustered by this but not you.

You remember the task at hand. i guess this could be fun. but still in the back of your mind, you knew the scene would play out as it did on every floor, yud die, and go back to the next floor. you couldn't recall what it was, probably because you didn't know, yeaj.. yeah.. my drink tastes like dust. paris hilton. danganronpa reference???/ I know too much pop culture.

"L I'm here to kill you." you say cause you're actually stupid.

"ok." he says knowing that is not the way time would play out. he knew something you didn't. so did shawnspencerfangirl69 who incorporated this part. (sponsored.) go read her tommyinnit fanfic if you've bothered to get this far into the freakavator.

so you actually don't kill him, instead an intruder wlaks into the room. ME!!!!!!!!!!! its me. yes here I am. i am dressed as misa amane because I want to be and when I was a little younger I used to cosplay her for some reason. and I really wanted to come into the story because you guys have no idea how long I have been itching to molest you lot. remember? I've said it practically every chapter, damn I need you so bad ... heh ok here I am.

"Y/N!! NGH.." I seductively moaned out and rushed towards you. i kissed ur cheek.

"mmm your such a sweetie ryuzaki."

and ur like. "I could actually fall for you."

and I'm like. "Lets not go that far."

Then I turn to dust because how narcissistic is it for me to put a self insert? lmao? lo..? lol*

Okay so you're like wow that was weird, covered in my dustial remains. yu lunge towards L with no sexual intentions and attempt to choke him out with your feebles sausage fingers.

ok sorry guys I really just have to put a little intermission here cause the scene is getting spicy and I want to let you guys know that I literally somehow foreshadowed my own death. look up to where I said my drink tastes like dust??? it does.. irl... in English classes... and then I turned to dust??? its just a theory tho, a game theory. rip matpat. GET ON THE TRIkE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay L is now possessed and actually starts to like you choking him, physically he's thrusting in the air but his eyes r like lmao idc. Then.. something revolutionary happened. You.. you lost control of your body... what? Your sausage fingers released his neck and you started to sensually massage his shoulders.

You and the suicidal man were now making out... wow... how boring.. a consensual makeout session FUCK HTIS!!!!

bet yall didn't know I was the one doing the possessing? yeah. lmao. L SPAWNS A KNIFE OUT OF THE AIR ADN STABS YOU IN UR FAT FUCKING CHEST. omg...... wow... how rude. now you would have to bleed out in hear his words. but since I am also the god in this universe, all the universes you'll be visiting in fact, within the multiverse which I control...? why am I adding lore freakavator CANNOT be this deep bro. ok anyway since I am god the deathnote or freaknote should I say spawns out of the sky and bounces onto the ground in front of you.

as you lay on the ground bleeding out... you can make out the words displayed on the page;

'PAGE 48:

Y/N OBESEINGTON 8;69PM Death by stabbing, but also some fucking freak in a Misa cosplay must appear and turn to dust before any other events occur. Y/N will attempt to choke out L, per my request, yet something revolutionary will happen. Y/N will discover the possession rule did not only apply to the fandoms characters, but also them.. fucking booyah.. Y/N will bleed out without any pleasure.'

umm well that's an oddly specific death note entry lmao... I feel so LOREFUL!??!?!?!?!?

no... no this cant be right.. you can die you cant.. you didn't get freaky.. everything was changing... no ... NOOOOO!!!! GAHAHAHHA FUCK AHHHAHa my lgir ebe like oo aaa

you epicly rip the knife out of your chest and stand up, which was lowkey hard because ow many times do you I have to say you are obese. wow things in life are difficult... like standing up... breathing... etcetera etcetera... running.. walking... and now.. getting freaky!! fuck!!!!

https://e1.pxfuel.com/desktop-wallpaper/502/172/desktop-wallpaper-oh-no-de-depressed-hybrid-alpha-wolf-queen-got-mad-at-mee-gacha-life-alpha.jpg

umm awkward why does it spoil what the image is lol.....

okay anyway you are standing there with ur bloodied knife and ur like. ' no this cant be how it goes this isn't wat is planned!!!!' epic movie scene

but it is 'wat' is planned stupid, you just read it.

okay you died. I'm bored and this chapter is too long and I also have to go make a gacha life scene for artistic values of me and shawnspencer fanfiglr sixty nine

peace.. stay looney tuned for tomorrow.... swuid game...? yikes. oh shit I just spoiled it, wait tits literally in the title. tits? bro

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so because i said so, you have magically regained your freak! thats the power of L Lawliet for ya. oh shit i just remembered i forgot to add Near in the last chapter, my favorite character, i love that boy. heres his cameo as youre waking up.

jeezum boy oh boy are you feeling rejuvinated, you sit up and stretch, oh you fools.. you really thought something as puny as the freakavator could ever change who you are inside. no fucking way. You look around at the walls of the elevator and hop a bit in exhileration, not only were you feeling back to your usual self, you were feeling more! More freaky! Youre aliiivvvee!!

"Greetings Y/N" You glanced down at the floor to see the figure of a small very white-ly decorated young boy. you love young boys. he is so white. you could say he feels so.... CAUCASIAN??????

You are so happy at the sight of this boy, your boy senses are tingling. 'Hello Little boy!!" you start cheesin in joy teeheeee!

He is not amused with your advances. "My name is Near. If youre wondering how i know your name its simply because, everyone knows your name. You are a freaky outlaw." Wow, honestly youre flattered, youd never been called such a thing before.

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy! an outlaw?" You start skipping in place in a circle, because you are stupid.

"Yes, unfortunately, youre being relocated, to a seperate floor, for disgusting people like you. I meant fortunately, fuck you." The very very white boy disintergrated into the air, shucks, you didnt even get to do anything.

You couldnt help but wonder what he meant. Oh well! you shrug, sounds like a good time..

Something was pulsing, soemthing deep inside of you. Ba-dump Ba-deup Ba-Deump. Oh goodness, thats not what you think it is. The blood was not pumping directly to a specific spot, it was... pumping agressively everywhere! you were turning red!

SHHHIIIITTT!!!!

FREAK LEVELS OVERLOADEDDDDD!!!

You collapse, about to hit your pathetic tomato head on the side of the elevator, but somehow at your luck, the doors opened, and you stumbled into the room. This time you were not outside, but... you were in a very very large room. You could say... it was bigger on the inside. Doctor Who reference there for those who know. that was my niche as a kid.

The room was filled with bunk beds on bunk beds on bunk beds, and within the room, jesus!!! resignated nearly like five hundred fucking people!! thats a shit of a lot.

You hoped this was going to be an orgy or something. Oh god someone was approaching!! its a very angry purple looking boy, i mean man i dont rlly know. He is yelling stuff at you in Korean or whatever, i honestly dotnt know im not trying to be offensive or anything.

Oh you turn on english dub, now you can hear what this sick purple boy is saying.

"Im a legend Thanos."

Wow he said the line, you couldnt help but feel stunned, what the fuck was he talking about?! Was this man really the legend he claimed to be, maybe a freaky legend, you would soon find out.

"Yes I too have been called a legend in the bed." You cross your arms nodding with a smug look on your face.

no you havent.

Thanos idk his actual name stares at you with disgust because you are puny, and i hear in Korea ur not allowed to be fat, and you are fat, he has never seen a person as fat as you before, oh wow. "Yo yo yo yo you fat as fuck my boyyyy." what am i writing rn bro.

You arent offendded as much becasue you have a degrading kink, you have an everything kink, and fetish. Its really hard being you, in both ways. that was a really funny joke Freaky Creamy Dragon. Thanks.

"Yes i am." You put your fists on your hips like superman. "I am fat."

Like captain undperants, george and harold go to the beach.

"Im gonna motherfuck you up my boy." I have no clue how ts guy talks.

INTERMISSION

back when squid game season one came out, it was the best thing my little girl eyes had ever seen, my favorite character was the one who was not asian, he was not white either i dont know what he was his name was Ali. And he was the most beautiful man i had ever seen in my life. I loved squid game i even showed my mom. and my dad. my dad was ammused but not my mom. she hates everything. then one day i was alerted swuid game 2 was out, i refreshed my netflix and it popped up, i was like woah this mustve come out today! i watched that beautiful season in one whole day and i have never been more stunned by something in my lfife, i feel as if i was the first thanos fangirl. i immediately ran to my phone and posted an edit to my tiktok acc, i swear i was the first one, and then later, he was ruined because everyone liked him. but to sooth my wounds i logged onto my favorite fortnite game, octo game, they updated the game for the season two games. i used to play octo game season 1 when my cat died, it was the only thing that could sooth me.

INTERMISSION OVER

Thanos is going to get his revenge and fricking fork you to death, but not before you indulge in the goon games.

Because i am lazy i teleport you to the mingle game or whatever it was called, the one with the rooms. youre twitching in joy on that little spinning thing as the stupidest song you have ever heard begins to blare in your ears. it is okay, thanos and his twink seem to be enjoying it. i guess.

ok the number for the room oh no its two, thanos seems to want to go in the room with his twink but he spots you and knows he has to get his revenge on you for being fat, becasue being fat is not allowed in Korea. he sprints towards you at full force and it is fucking terrifying. you do not run, because you are stupid, and also freaky. You are ready to get freaked. Im in english class still not reading to kill a mockingbird this book FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

i want you all to know im learning to read! i purchased a book from the library or the book store clearly i dont know the difference because i am an idiot. anyway.. i bought Lord of the Flies, because i know the story, when do they start eating eachother? so far all theyve done is take their clothes off! What kind of woman do you think i am? I dont wanna read about naked elementary aged children! I only wanna write it!

Thanos tackles you and throws you over his shoulder with this new found strenght he has obtained. He then continues sprinting towards the room, wow what a hero!! hehe hes saving uuu :3 enough of that

He throws you into a wall in one of those little rooms but to your distaste, you do not feel any pain, all that fat broke the impact. i honestly dont think thats how it works but okay.

"Yo.... its freaky time... my boy.... heh... im a legend thanos.." Thanos uttered under his breath becasue in my world that is all this guy knows how to say. But no, he actually can say oher things, he can.... he can RAP!!!

Thanos stands over your fat body on the floor of those little ahh rooms as the sound of gunshots and screams echoed into the room from outside. "Yo yo, you look like a boulder in nature, except yo, i thought nature was supposed to be beautiful boyyy, you make yourself look like a feature. a creature feature. you are the biggest douche in the room, so douche that only shaq could use you as a douche. i also read a shaq x grug fanfic the other day and i left a comment and the author did not reply. shucks. yo yo someone named freaky creamy dragon just fuckin took over my body yooo yooo fucck yo that shit be painful. other mean words and sheeetttt booooo yaaaahhh!"

He then crouches over your obese body and bounces a bit on the excess fat of your stomach before settling down in annoyance.

your smile did not falter. "w-w-wow Thanos... youre so petite and small on my bloated princess body."

he was not ammused by ur antics. "Have you ever seen one of these before piggy?" my learning curve lord of the flies reference. He pulled a fork out of his pocket #revenge boii. "You ever seen one? I hear all americans eat with their hands like some fuckin cave men or some shit. Anyway."

He slowly began to unbutton your pants which were near exploding anyway so he was actually doing you a fat favour. "ok im now going to stick this fork inside you. fork you." All of a sudden he was very polite with his dialogue.

do you really think im going to write a detailed description of you getting fingered by a fork? yeah ok no, it just happened, imagine it you fool. i know if youre reading this you can do that, dont be mad at me.

THEN HE FUCKING TAKES THE CUM SOAKED FORK OUT OF YOUR BODY AND RAMS IT INTO YOUR EYE. YOUR EYE SPURTS BLOOD AND THE INSIDES OF YOUR OWN BODY FILL THROUGH TO THE BACK OF YOUR EYELID AS YOU FEEL THE FOUR LEGS OF THE FORK RAMMING INTO YOUR EYE. HE DOESNT STOP. STAB STAB STAB. BOTH EYES, BOTH EYES ARE NOW CONTAMINATED BY YOUR OWN PRE-CUM OH MY GOD. BLOOD AND CREAMY RELEASE SWIRL WITH EACHOTHER AND POOL OUT OF YOUR EYES.

well this is no fun at all. now all you have to do is wallow in your own slow death as he continues to stick the fork into various places of your fat obese wriggling sweaty body.

then, you get the money shot, baaamm right into the neck. dead dead dead.

ok guys i gotta go cuz thiz chapter took to long to finish and i have other things to do with my sad pathetic life.

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You are dead, like you have been dead time and time before. Yet you have never felt so alive, so refurbished. Probably because the last situation you were in you literally had your own semen within your eye crevices. Anything would feel better than this. Yet, it makes you have a larger appreciation for the good you have in your life, the good being gooning. And you Y/N, love nothing but gooning, it is the most magnificent feeling.

You lean your head back on the elevator wall to observe the floor sign that I added randomly one chapter.

LEVEL SEVEN

'HAMILTON'

Well this will surely be interesting, I sure hope that the author for the freakavator does not like to do whatever she wants and make it completely not about hamilton and only sorta kinda relating to it. I sure hate her. Well if I hate myself so much why don't I just go hate marry myself. i love your references freaky creamy dragon.

Okay so your feeling pretty pumped for the hamilton floor because If you did not know, Hamilton is freaky creamy dragons speciality so surely a lot of love will be put into ts chapter. RIght?

Wrong. So now you can write, right? Wrong! You're not even close, you remember that, damn it Your play's gotta be in iambic pentameter! So you write down a word but it's not the right word So you try a new word but you hate the new word And you need a good word but you can't find the word Oh, where is it, what is it, what is it, where is it?

i sure do love your references freaky creamy dragon. its almost like you're a inspiration to the masses.

Okay the doors open, you're feeling good and ngl a little less fat! Like idk you just do cause I said and I am your god.

Wow. a cement plain room with like nothing in it. But nO!! you spot it. it is my personal favorite even in United States History. The Dash Con Ball Pit. There it is in all its glory, the beautiful serene ball pit, filled with wonders.

BELOW I AM GOING TO LINK AN IMAGE WHO WILL BE THE OTHER ATTENDEES OF DASH CON BASED ON WHO WAS ACTUALLY THERE (#HISTORICALLY ACCURATE):

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I think with my usual expertise I am able to identify each person in this image. no I actually cannot lmao. I'm gonna have to name them myself, the ones I cant identify that is. alright we got; Princess Bubblegum...? Pink wig girl, pervert brunette, Kankri, Red hood guy, soulless ginger, Dog Collar, frat dude, emo, and blue. Wow I'm so good at this teehee! look its not my fault that I cant tell who these people are, maybe they should've put a little more effort. wow do I suck

anyway. you may be wondering as you step out of the elevator what this has to do with hamilton. well boy oh boy do I got something for ya. (Ellen Degenderes no god damnit I'm not giving you ellen Im quoting her god you idiots!!) anywho.

You look around the desolate place and cant help but feel like you are finally where you belong, you had never felt more safe in one building before. Its perfect! you couldn't help but wish you had brought a cosplay for this occasion. But then you remember something... Freaky Creamy dragon ordered three extra large colonial costumes in theatre class yesterday and they're here right now!!!

I did not give you the liberty of appearing myself however, the sky opened up and a giant jeffery bezos capitalism box appeared before you, it floated down like a fortnite loot box.

you scramble to pull out your colonial costume and immediately rip off your clothes to put it on your body which is okay cause a lot worse stuff is going on in this fine establishment already. and boy do you look good! fits like a glove... well.. a bit tight but whatever works, you were certainly not going to be the only goon not in a costume.

Well isn't this great, Your friends have already arrived and are standing behind you. the elevator had already disappeared of course.

your friends being... Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, Miku Binder Alexander Hamilton, Miku Binder Ben Shapiro, and most important of all. . . MIKU BINDER JOHN F KENNEDY,

oh boy oh boy oh boy. "Hey guys! Haha!" you say because you are an awkward fucking idiot and everyone hates you.

The Miku Binder squad looks you up and down in utter disgust because even tho u r so weird, they are noticing something different abt u. You DO NOT have a miku binder, you only have an extra large colonial costume. and it looks quite underaccesorized without your binder. It makes it even worse that you have huge titties man or not because I don't know or really care what you are.

"oh boy..... you look.... like something.." Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson murmured out trying to be polite unlike the others.

"Like something? That something is awful! You look like you have pronouns or something!" Ben shapiro miku binder tried to say before being nudged by Miku Binder John f Kennedy. "Hey. . . we talked about dealing with ur internalized homophobia. we all have pronouns."

"I am not throwing away my shot." he didn't say much, said alexander hamilton miku binder.\

Miku Binder John F Kennedy patted his shoulder. "Its okay, you did good."

Well jeez, if this isn't the most pure form of peer pressure then I don't know what is! Now you HAVE to indulge in a miku binder you just have to!

You awkwardly mumble out in your disgusting putrid voice. "W-Well d-does anyone have a s-spare?" Like mabel in that disgusting fanfic I briefly skimmed through. and regretted and will soon to read.

"Yes well... i have a spare on me to give out to disgusting liberals like you on hand.." Ben shapiro miku binder was a bit of a tsundere.

"Hey! Be nice to our new friend!" Your kawaii friend JFK miku binder squeaked.

"I am not throwing away my shot."

Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson was quit to jump in. "Hey.... Hey Alex... do not think you can seduce our friend...... with your words of song.... and solemn... he will be mine... j-just can it..." Miku Binder Thomas JEfferson was known to be quite the yandere.

Ben Shapiro hands you the spare miku binder and you sloppily pull it over your fat body which was hard because the belongings of bn shapiro were quite slim, he had been known to also be a tiwnk. I'm not sure how you are known for that but god damnit to hell sign me up!

Cool! now you and your good friends are dressed to the nines in your fun new miku binder! time to meet even more friends! Friends friends friends! I love to have friends! i have friends definitely so bad!

Well, I learned through my immense knowledge that not only did dash con have a lovely fun piss filled ball pit, but it also had a fun bouncy house with a wojak inside! I fucking LOOOOVE the dashcon ball pit, I'm actually a really interesting person and everyone wants to kiss me and get in my pants nad touch me sensually and run their gentle hands (Not as gentle as mine) over my dry skin, I don't use lotion, infact I just purchased my first bottle of lotion from the store last weekend. Anyway that will not matter because at the sight of me you will immediately gain a distasteful erection no matter the gender. I am a muse to all.

"Hey.. Y/N are you okay." JFKS hand landed on your shoulder. woah. guess you just blacked out for a second. that was crazy weird!

"Y-YEAH!!! Im super okay!" You were WEIRD.

You and your friend group of miku binders began to wade through the crowd, I mean not really, there actually wasn't a crowd, have you ever SEEN a pgoro of dashcon? you walked across the cement and immediately b-lined towards the ball pit because you do not care for such activities like jumping in a fun house.....

You notice a group of people already marinating in the bodily fluids : "Princess Bubblegum...? Pink wig girl, pervert brunette, Kankri, Red hood guy, soulless ginger, Dog Collar, frat dude, emo, and blue." I cannot believe I was only able to identify one character confidently, I hate myself, I am no longer the girl I claim to be.

Well despite the wafting smell of piss radiating above the ballpit, you all jump in! You and Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, Miku Binder Alexander Hamilton, Miku Binder Ben Shapiro, and most important of all. . . MIKU BINDER JOHN F KENNEDY!!! Wow isntn this fUN!

are you feeling fun? are you fun?

"Hello everyone!' John willingly perked up to introduce you all. "My name is JFK, this is ben shapiro.. pstt heh he's a bit of a tsundere hehe... and here TJ less TJ squad (thomas jefferson) and he's a bit of a yandere hehe... okay also... umm this person is named Y/N?? i gues?? what a weird name..."

dude I just read dipper goes to taco bell... do you guys think I secretly wrote that bc I do. some things ate just kike wow..

ok now because I manage to do this everytime : Princess Bubblegum...? Pink wig girl, pervert brunette, Kankri, Red hood guy, soulless ginger, Dog Collar, frat dude, emo, and blue, will all get their respective times to talk because Its easy enough.

how the fuk did they all fit into ts ballpit idk sounds cramped but good and inclusive and good

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: "what does princess bubblegum say heheh that blue man molests me or something idk I've never seen adventure time!" she nonchalantly tucked her beautiful hair behind her ear which her cosplay actually makes sense unlike her friend pink wig girl.

PINK WIG GIRL: "haaha hey yall well I wanted to come to this con with my friend princess bubblegum but unfortunately I suck so I just took one of her spare wigs and decided to pretend like I was important." pink wig girl was not welcome here.

PERVERT BRUNETTE: "Heheheh... hehehe..." all pervert brunette could do was giggle to themselves because they are not real or something didk none of them are real actually yes they are but lwkey in a different universe #lore

KANKRI: "speaking 9f l9re. The l9re 0f the Five Nights at Freddy's (FNaF) games is centered ar9und a series 9f unf9rtunate events that 9ccurred in 1987, when an animatr9nic malfuncti9ned and severely injured s9me9ne, leading t9 the cl9sure 9f Freddy Faz6ear’s Pizza. The l9re is spread acr9ss 13 games, and players have learned a69ut the w9rld 6ey9nd the security cameras and animatr9nics. The main series' l9re found in the 9riginal 2014 game c9mes fr9m newspaper clippings and s9me st9ries t9ld in rec9rdings, and the player learns 9f a man hiding in an animatr9nic suit t9 lure five children t9 their murders. #TW: murder #6ears #adultmen #death"

wow chloe you're so smart thank you for taking the time to replace all the o's with nines and the b's with six's

RED HOOD GUY: "awkwwaaardddd nobody likes me" nobody likes them.

SOULLESS GINGER: w"hy am I here." I don't know either you don't look very in place you look like norma lgal.

guys I'm getting checking bored and I'm eating m n ms in my math class do yo uguys wanna know something funny as a little bonus? my teacher was just telling us about what our new math classes are gonna be like and he asked ts guy who looks kinda like shack an he goes. "Math two?" I thought that was so funny and I laughed I'm having such a okay mediocre last day of school.

DOG COLLAR: " "should I go bald?"" click the link to understand the resemvlence.

FRAT DUDE: "my name is john, I have a kid." sometimes freaks have kids too.

EMO: "I'm really marinating in this piss the most and you can tell because the only part of me sticking out is my head, god I love this smell." Why are they in there like that? Do they like it?

BLUE: "Should I stop making this stupid fucking face?"

You are becoming increasingly overwhelmed by the aura of these people. Lets have a conversation!

"Oh boy... well my name is Y/N... my mother gave me this name and I must say I am quite proud of it. even tho I'm fat I still kinda love myself." you did. everyone in the ball pit was disgusted by your presence which I s honestly quite alarming, considering the crowd we got here. yikes....

nobody actually responded to you because I'm getting tired of writing this it took like days because I'm so sick of freakavator. I'm in my math class. listening to oprah vs ellen, and if you're a loyal enough fan to have read ts far you should go listen to Oprah vs Ellen ERB.

this is kind of like a look into my life, this book. and its on the internet for everyone to see #deep #allicansayisfuck

I feel so.... TIRED??!?!? tired of freakavator...?

oh god whats happening, you're slowly descending down down down as the piss smell filsl your lungs oh no what? but you don't care, you're not thinking of the putrid smell... you're thinking of...

freakavator?

what has possessed you at a time like this?

you're no longer breathing, you're thinking, as you suffocate beneath the stained balls of the pit. god... . what a fic....

what an experience...

Freaky Creamy Dragon Has Now Posssed You

She is thinking through you

yes here I am

I sit in my math class, my computer at my fingertips, my non school computer that I never got verified. I look out the window, its sunny outside, yet I am confined in a building writing about the dashcon ballpit.

my eyes drift across the classroom to the teacher that I have now had for two years because I suck at math. this teacher taught my mother, and he's particularly beautiful but also an awful teacher. now he is scratching his chin.

i have a C in this class. i could fix it. yet instead I write the frekavator.

the bell is about to ring, it rung as I typed this. i am to go to my study hall. and now I have managed to make my text so small that I have barely any clue the amount of typos in what I'm typing.

i have lowered the text because this ginger girl sits behind me in this very empty study hall, and I do not want her to see my writing as it is comprabable to I don't know something really bad

but anyway. this is not the end of freakavator , whatever that may mean for you, or for me. it may return, but for now, as the school year ends and I abandon my dear friend shawnspencerfangirl69, chapters will be ceased. freakavator is a household classic, which was never finished as promised. it will be remembered, whether or not it lives on someda.

you regain consciousness

THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD!!!! you probably thought to yourself if you were not occupied with the feeling of a piss lingering purple dashcon ball pit ball being forced into your mouth.

oh god... you cant breath anymore, you try but your tongue just rubs along the rubbery plastic texture of the ball

whos piss is this? whos piss is this? who knows. emo likes it.

you feel your consciousness slipping away from you. something inside of you told you two things, one... you are rediscovering your piss kink, and two, you would not be waking up for months to come.

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god your head hurts,, what happened.......... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN??? did YOU PASS OUT?????

you slumped against the elevator like usual, looking down you are covered in a pile of your own piss, but you drink alot of water so its not a gross yellow its sort of just a white, white?? clear

Not important.

youre alive again, youve felt so unfreaky for so long, you could say it was not the summer you turned freaky. in fact, it was the summer you turned un freaky.

a familiar presence envelops the room, you feel a warmness that you havent felt since you were inside your mothers womb. which you kind of liked being in the womb, it was like a hot tub, except, your covered in.. .sea men?? wat is in the womb when ur in it?? im not really sure. you decide to look up at the figure looming over you.

wet, and sad, you muster up the strength to smile, because,.. its someone you used to love, but different, someone you used to be involved wiht, someone you have been possessed by, someone who has been controlling you for a verry long time, but never have you had such an intimate one on one wth them

"Freaky... creamy... dragon...? Is that you?" You choke out of your fat flab of a mouth with every ounce of freak you have left. you wouldnt want to embarass yourself in front of such a respectable figure such as freaky creamy dragon. And after not long, tears are streaming down your face, now you are not only wet in the pants, but when in the eyes, you are wet all over. you could say.... you could say... fuck i dont have the strenght.... to be the freak i used to be... fuh... you feel so.....

YOU FEEL SO WET?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? ow

She kneels before you, getting on your level, not really caring that the floor has become an awful mess. Okay great so can i STOP talking about piss thnaks theyre gonna think i developed a new fetish or something

"Good morning Y/N" This was her, the freaky creamy dragon... but something was off. you were somehow less impressed with this version of her. "Whats wrong?"

"W-wheres your freak...?" You knew what to ask, and as a freak exper yourself, you could tell when one was lacking of it. This was distasteful. the master of freak had lost it, and you could tell by the way she was even typing this very sentence. This wasnt okay... you werent okay... did you even want to ride the freakavator anymore? Was it even an option to get off?

"Y/N.... Ive been lobotomized,,,, yes,,,, its true... i went off to better things, and with that, i have lost who i was. i have lost evrtyghing that made me able to write freakavator. I am no longer freaky creamy dreagon. I dont know who i am. My prefrontal cortex has developed, and most of all... im sorry." You thought maybe your vision was just getting blurry, but no,her figure was fading to dust.

TEARS FLEWW DOWN YOUR FACE AT AN EVEN MORE RAPID RATE., AS YOU EXTENDED YOUR MEAT GLOVES TOWARDS HER, you couldnt let this goooO!!!!!!! "frEAKY CREAMY DRAGOONNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

it was too late, she had turned to dust, right before you.

Does this mean you can leave? Did you want to?

You shakily rose to your feet, nearly slipping in your own piss FUCK stop!!!

your head hit the wall as you slipped for reasons i wont go through the trouble of describing. the mass of your fat broke the fall, but you could not stop it from taking your conciousness.

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You lay against a desk, school is in session. FREAK SCHOOL.

You lift your head up to take in your surroundings, you have no recollection of what just happened, you have no recollection of the fact you have been passed out for the past five months, you also pay no attention the dragon behind the curtain. What curtain?

It just looks like a classroom, this was different than the other freakavator floors, usually, youd step in yourself, had you been placed here? Wow im actually realyl kinda smart cause this plays out ubr well according to the dv3 lore but uh you guys wouldnt get that, probably not even if you playedthe game cause its full of posers who call every dangonronpa game "v1, v2 ,v3" So no, thats not how it works, play the fucking game.

If YOU HAD played the game, then youd probably expect the rustling in the cabinet in the classroom to be shuichi. Which, its not, you know why? Cause i think that guy is a fucking twink, adn i think hes the worst chracter. And guess what i dont like Kaede either, which is why you obviously arent her. Youre you, fuckig idiot. Beesides that i dont even like saiouma, i prefer, kaito and kokcihi, bite me, i forgot the ship name. speaking of my husband

A twinkish looking boy falls out of the cabinet oonto the ground, and he looks like a god damn idiot doing so. Despite all i still love him and hes the entire reason my entire life i have dealt with pathelogical lying cause i cant be normal about things cause my mom took tylenoal when she was pregnan whith me. So i obviously tried to be him and named a ghost in my house after him etc etc and now no one wants to be freaky creamy dragons friend irl, whoop

Face to face with a purple twink. that osunds like a manga title my litttle sister cant be this cute ass, what no "My little sister cant be this cute" ahh title, is waht i meant.

I am not going to take you through the logistics of the game. let me explain, ok? Sixteen students who are special and no they dont have autism maybe some, they have hobbies. Same thing. Bear: Sixteen students go kill eachother. Sixten students: Okay.

They kill eachother, Get the gist? How the shit do you spell that i never thought about that. Gist? Do you know what im saying rn

Kokichi appraches you, nonchalantly playing off the fact that he just fell flat on his face, hes done that before actually. jesus im good! Poor angel.

"Nyeheheheheh.' Cornabll. He leans over your desk, he can already tell your freaky aura, and he is also a frea no guys im so serious dont watch his love hotel its so weird hes so gay im so serious so gay he feels so gay?!?!? k can we stop draggig the jole FCD, wow, do you guys like when i do that. "FCD" standing for freaky creamy dragon? I like that. hold on one sec let me let him finisj. "Whattree youuuu doing in here?" Kokichi e licks his teeth cause hes disgusting great no one cares. btw he was my second ever fictional other isnt that cool?

Great so the origin of the name FCD is bc my friend shawnspencerfangirl had me download tumblr during little mermaid and it changed my life obviously, and i idiotically was like "Uh,.. should i put my real name?" ANd she was like NOO its an anonymous website so i was like whats cool whats cooll... "Freaky Creamy Dragon.." I landed on and im not sure why. But then i started my ao3 career and didnt think much and just set it as my username here too. did you guys like that story i hope so.

You are thrilled, it is not very often that you get a pursuer in the freakavator, usually they just have to be posessed! How great, how thrilling, how freaky... cursive font imagine here

ipurple twinks.. why is there so manyp urple twinks.. you THOUGHT you thought that maybe purplw mEANT TWINK so what does the opposite mean, wait what even is the opposite of at twink oh a masc lesbian so im thinking red. hope you can agree.

"Hello i am a purple twink." The purple twink said

peak literature. ok i lowkey forgot what im doing cause i got lobotomized and despite the fact i am bringing back freakavator i ll forever be pinkie pie lovotoized. dont hate me but i been fuckign yo mom lately. do you guys know that soung its one of their niche ones.

Ok so since this is a killing game i dont know this might b e al ittle too freaky

so the stuffed bear those who kow comes o ver the intercorm and is like heeyyyy yooheeyy time to kill eachother haha

ok so you realize obviously heres only two of you in the room. Would it be crazy if you deid and stll got freaky. ok maybe thats too far, n o not really . okay did i tell you guys purple twink on top of being my ... second? fictional other, he also i used hs name to name the ghost in my house after it. i have a tendency to name thing safter embarassing shit im into then have to rue the current day. is it a masochism kink if you like to torture your future self. what

"I will kill you..... but with my mind... not with my mind... but kinda... amanipulate.." manipulate. hes kinda like tha t purple rabbit do yall know what im talking abt i hate the digital circus because my dads situanship 20 year old kids were wearing jax and pomni shirts and honestly i met pomni but she was under an alias pervert pomni trying to trick me and deku. deku is my close friend abuser.

she.

ok.

"nooo.. pls donttt." You say, but you are in actuality hoping that he does cause maybe then you can get off this dumb ass level. why was i so obsessed with this shit last year bro its so much reading i cant even read. oh . s

"Yes, wulli will. wil wil will."

ok fuck you.

you die.

im done! im done being a slave to myself.. who says i have to write this level if i dont fucking want to. i am my owne person. if i am going to take reign of freakavator, then i am going to do it my wayy. junko poses to make this monologue somehow related to chapter content.

fuck you y/n, ifact, i hate you. you dont control me.

you''ll go to the floor I WANT.

I am your leader. See you next time.BITCH