Archive of Our Own ^beta

"Anyway, that's what I did today," Goose honks. "I caused so many different types of chaos."

"That's so sexy," Gustopher sighs, wing to heart. "I have the best partner."

"No, I have the best partner," Goose laughs, sidling closer. "Kiss?"

Their beaks tap together, an affectionate noise. Goose twines their necks together, rubbing their feathered bodies against each other. With care, they begin to preen Gustopher's back where the feathers have gotten a little out of place during the day.

It only takes a little while before Gustopher begins to squirm. Goose can smell that his corkscrew cock is beginning to unwind. They honk, delighted.

"Want to cause some chaos in our bed?" they ask.

"The best kind of chaos," Gustopher agrees.