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Rick Grime and the

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It is like roughly the year 2013 and the walkers are walking and the humans and stuff have a lot of trouble fighting them. One day Carl and Rick are patrolling? and they find a walker. The walker is different.

"What is " says carl

"the walker" says rick

it was an elemental walker. ice element

it shot a fucking ice magic ball at them like actual magic it was kinda crazy cause like wtf how can it use magic

anyways it shot the ice ball at them and it hit carl and he got frozen and rick shot the ice elemntal walker and carried carl home

carl is frozen, like yknow the way in fallout when they're cryogenically frozen? yeah carl is like that and he won't defrost.

daryl

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In the last chapter Rick, Carl and Ross encountered that ice walker, yknow the one that shot the magic ice ball and froze Carl? yeah they ran into that and it was like this whole ordeal i don't really wanna go over it again but yeah carl is frozen

"carl" Rick

"Rick, you're gonna wanna come look at this" says Ross

Rick goes to the platform that Ross is on, which peers over the walls of The Rick Zone. btw the rick zone is the safe place and it's where everyone lives and stuff so keep that in mind. anyways yeah Rick looks over the wall and before he could get a proper look, Ross gets fucking shot in the face, not from magic or anything like he got shot dead with a bullet from an actual gun it was honestly really unexpected

well, it turns out the guy that shot rick no sorry the guy that shot Ross was none other than walker Batman

"I'm walker batman" says walker batman

"walker batman" says Rick

The gornvener from season 3 and 4 assists rick in disposing of Ross's rotting corpse. He's also a good guy now and a main player in the Rick Zone but he's called the robo governor now because he has a robotic arm but he also lost the other eye so he really can't do much and is honestly a bit of a waster but he's liked all the same

Walker Batman steps towards the main gate "All religions, with their gods, demigods, and their prophets, their messiahs and their saints, were created by the prejudiced jargon of men who had yet to attain full development and full possession of their faculties. Rick, I will tear your false hope from your chest, and usher the age of those who deserve their breaths"

Rick is quite honestly flabbergasted like genuinely what the actual fuck?? what do you guys think?

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Robert picks up from where he left off which was after the death of Mack i'm not reaaaallly sure cause it has been like a year but it probably picks up from there

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In chapter 3 rick and walker batman fight but tbh it was really messy so I don't really feel comfortable telling it sorry guys :/

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ed the wrong chapoter three the first one was for the monkey book 3 fuck guys holy shit please forgive me i am shaking and crying and convulsing on the floor right now i'm so sorry please

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After the raid from walker batman, rick and ross and other members of the rRick Zone had to regroup.

There was like a lone walker that managed to get in idk know tbh but he got in the the robo grovernor used his gornviner blast but since he's blind and stuff he missed the walker completely and just vaporised ross, like ross is gone now he's not coming back.

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after the devastating losses suffered, rick knew he'd need help if

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"We're gonna need some help" says Rick "We're gonna need some...Venom™...of our own"

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recovering from the battle with walker batman (i think it's been like half a year since i wrote the last one) and they use healing spells to patch up their wounds. Rick is only a level 3 cleric so he's not very good at healing but he's really trying and that's what matters. Anyways they're like chilling about the gaff and they hear a knock on the door, the robo gorvener enters the room or tent that they're in idrk they don't tell me much :(

"hey rick I" have news for yuo says the Robo govenor

"ok" rick said

"are u mad at me??" wails Robo Governer ":(((((("

"what"? rick snaps at him in confusion

"Ross, says Ross" - Ross

"you just said 'ok' and it seemed kind of abrupt and i don't really like that tone, Rick".

RIck was dazed "i'm sorry phili-I mean RObo Gorverner i'm not mad just stressed after walker batman killed ross" ohhh fuck yeah ross is dead shit ok dw abt the start of this chapter so

"O-okay, thank you Rick" *Robogonuver blushes*

Robo Gorvenrer exits the room as swiftly as he barged in

"He didn't tell me the fucking news he was gonna tell me jesus fucking christ" rick exclaims to himself as ross is, in fact, dead. Just then, he heard chatter near the main gate to The Rick Zone. Curious, Rick leaves the tent with ross's decaying corpse to check on the noise. The residents were gathered around the now open front gate, and one by one moved aside for the ominous figure that approached rick through the crowd. Rick, in awe, could only exclaim "hoooooooooooly shit no way we got him"

"hello it me Venom™ from the Venom™ movies haiiiii" Vemon yells out at a volume that literally, and i mean literally, blows up one of the resident's eardrums, dw tho it was only Jeremy and nobody really likes him so Venom™ is kinda chill

"well i'll be" says rick. He walks towards.

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Rick welcomed Venom™ to The Rick Zone by making him a nice cup of tea and a nice egg salad sandwich. it was honestly really sweet of him and like a big character moment :)

As they were sitting and enjoying a genuinely really nice snack and catching Venom™ up on all the shenanigans that has happened over the past while. A knock on door

*knock Knock*

"ffuuuuck that better not be him he's getting on my nerves lately" Rick sighs through his tea

"Oh, is that the Robo Gorvnercer?" Vemon™ inquires "He seems silly:3"

The door skewes ajar, and revealed is none other than Abraham, like the ginger guy from the series. Beside him is Rolf, his mischevious cousin who literally looks the exact same as him but he's like really really short, like he has no legs it's just his upper half and then feet attached, like the way kirby looks. Anyways they say hi to venom and Rolf, the little rat bastard, Rolf, puts a whoopie cushion under Venom™ but venom is like realllly chill and laughs and stuff. Abraham grabs Rolf by the collar and like drags him around the place7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777sfucking sticky keys Hp.

Venom™ is all caught up on stuff and is ready to join the squad at The Rick Zone but oh yeah also Daryl is out hunting so the next chapter will follow him probs idk rn.

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Daryl is out playing Pokemon Go, playing Pokemon Go and he runs into a fire walker. Like the ice element from before but this time fire instead. thewalker shoots a 

fire element

"Daryl" says Daryl "Hmm" he also says. "Hmm" i'm gonna save you some time here he kinda just keeps grunting over and over so I'm just gonna skip wayyyy ahead

After reconvening with Rick and Robo Gorverner wiat shit wayyy too far ahead

Daryl pulls out his trusty Daryl Dixon Crossbow and shoots the fire walker. In a desperate plea for any morsel of revenge, the ice i mean fire walker sends a powerful blast towards Daryl, which he swiftly ducks. However, while Daryl dodged the lethal blast it ended up hitting Ross and completely vaporizing him :/

"no" Daryl grunts. it doesn't really look like daryl is bothered but i know him pretty well he has taken Ross's death pretty badly, send your regards to Daryl in these trying times

Despite Ross being decimated, Daryl continues playing Pokemon Go and actually ends up catching a shiny zorua which is pretty cool, it's not hisuian zorua but it's honestly still a really cool mon so Daryl is pretty chuffed

daryl goes home

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Abraham made himself and Rolf these reaaaallly nice lemon cookies, like seriously you should taste them. The hidden Abraham trick, is to add lemon juice, lemon zest AND lemon extract. Lemon is the kinda flavor that can get lost when baking, so the combination of three lemon-related ingredients helps maintain the lemony bite through the cooking process. Obviously, you can alter the ingredients to make the cookies softer or crunchier, however Abraham insist that the TRUE way to have Abraham's Famous Lemon Cookies, is to have to have them as a soft, almost cloud-like consistency.

The two sit down and enjoy the cookies together and tbh it was a really nice time. Rolf was all tired out from work to get up to any shenanigans. btw fir anyone who forgot, ROlf is Abraham's younger cousin who is literally identical to abraham, except he has no legs. so it's literally just Abraham from the top up, and then feet attached to his torso. Not an ideal living situation but tbh what are you gonna do?