Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Hi

Ok. I just wanted to reiterate what I said in the summary

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE HEADCANONS.

these HEADCANONS have all been found on Wattpad. Credit to all the owners

if you know who a certain headcanon belongs to, please do let me know and I will credit the author.

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1. Toby will randomly throw thing because of his tics and it always lands on jeff
2. Toby calls hail ‘sky ice’
3. Toby is terrified of moths
4. One of tobys verbal tics is random swear words
5. Toby once ran into his mother while on a mission and got arrested. He went non verbal for a while and the first words he spoke after 3 weeks were “she didn't recognize me”
6. Toby has happy stims
7. Toby once sent Jeff on fire. It was a very bloody day for everyone. Jeff held a grudge for a long time
8. Jeff ben and toby are prank buddies
9. Everybody gives toby fire related nicknames because he is a pyromaniac
10. Toby is more perceptive and intuitive than he lets on
11. Whenever he needs to go for a car ride toby is either sedated or distracted otherwise he acts like a dog going to the vet
12. Typing sounds help calm him down
13. No one plays hide and seek anymore as there is an 180% chance toby will win
14. Has a hyena laugh
15. Says yeet and lot and t-poses even more

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1. Eyeless jack will pur if you scratch his head the right way
2. Ej is british and therefore has a british accent
3. EJ loves collared shirts
4. Most pastas agree wholeheartedly that the most terrifying/disturbing thing they have seen in all their time is the sight of EJ unhinging his jaw to let out all four of his tongues
5. Ej is nocturnal
6. Ej likes to keep thing tidy
7. Ej has been caught by the scp foundation once. It was an absolute bloodbath to get him out
8. Since he senses things around him by noise, scent and heat energy that radiates off of said object, it’s difficult for him to move around when in the rain. His senses have been heightened, so the sound and smell of rain overwhelms him. If he so happens to get stuck in the rain, he usually just stays in one spot
9. When ej can't sleep he watches people
10. Ej cant handle really loud noises as it leaves him disoriented and since he uses echolocation he can't move. It leaves him open and defenseless Loud noises, a fire alarm for instance, cause ej considerable pain and can leave his utterly unaware of his surroundings
11. Knows textbook definitions for most things- what does caber mean- a pole or beam, especially one thrown as a trial of strength
12. Terrified of the sounds the washing machine makes so other have to do his washing for him
13. Ej is the mansion's therapist mostly because he listens so much. Everyone has been to talk to him at least twice
14. When he is depressed the tar from his eyes will drip faster

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1. Jeff gets bored easily
2. Jeff is very manipulative and smart
3. Jeff and Liu will argue in Spanish and/or russian and no one understands but it's really entertaining. BEN has made a game out of it. You come up with hilarious scenarios as to what they could be arguing about
4. Every once in a while Jeff's mouth will heal and he has to make himself beautiful again. EJ found him in the bathroom like that once and jeff had a mental breakdown as it reminded him of the scene when his mother walked in on him
5. Jeff has to get special eye drops for his eyes that form a jelly like substance over them so they don't dry-out or water. He really hates it, but has to use it. None of the pastas know about it and whenever they ask how his eyes haven't died yet, he just says ~magic~
6. Not many pastas know about jeffs past has he becomes extremely quiet and extremely not jeff like and changes the subject whenever someone asks him about it
7. Jeff can make anything dangerous. LJ has found that out the hard way when jeff came at him with a paperclip
8. After he came to the mansion, the first time Jeff realized he gave a damn about the well-being of his friends and overall just cared for them, the information had him floored. For an entire week, he just stared wide-eyed at the wall, trying to wrap his head around this new phenomenon
9. After discovering why he was able to care for his friends, Jeff became fiercely protective of them. When asked about it he’d just scoff and wave the person off, but in truth, he's become addicted to the feeling of being able to care for someone, and would go mental if someone took that away from him
10. A very surefire way of waking up Jeff is by crinkling a plastic bag by his bed. It's been proven that if you do this, he will jacknife into a sitting position. Problem is he sleeps with a knife under his pillow so as he sits up he will throw the knife at you
11. Jeff is an amazing graffiti artist
12. Jeff will pull or chew on his hair when nervous
13. Jeff sometimes calls knives people openers or problem solvers
14. Jeff has insomnia and ADHD, this combination is a problem as he cant sleep when his insomnia is going hard, but in the rare moments his insomnia is quiet, his ADHD will take hold and make him too excited to sleep. So if you ever see Jeff sleeping, DO NOT WAKE HIM UP. its probably the first time hes had some shut eye in literal days
15. Once Jeff broke a knife. It was a sad and bloody day for everyone. On that note, if you are the one to break jeff's knife he can and will hold a grudge

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1. Ben's eyes start glowing red whenever he is really angry and that's a red flag for everyone to stop annoying him because if ben gets too angry, he accidentally shuts down all of the computers and electronics devices in the mansion and it takes ages to reinstall them
2. Ben is ticklish in his ears
3. The longer ben is away from technology the weaker he gets
4. Ben has fangs
5. There was once a blackout at the mansion, and they lost electricity for four days. BEN went comatose the third day, and everyone freaked the fuck out. When the videogame glitch woke up 5 days later, ‘battery’ fully charged, he was surprised to see how much his ‘death’ has affected the others
6. Ben has a q&a sheet on his door with tech problems so people dont bother him
7. Ben likes to pop out of people computers at random times to scare the living shit out of them
8. Ben is a meme god. Masky is meme jesus
9. Ben has autism
10. Whenever ben gets sick and sneezes, there’ll be a loud glitch sound and some parts of him becomes code for a split second or two
11. Jeff ben and toby are prank buddies
12. You can still find his body in the lake
13. When angry, upset or scared, Ben will blow light bulbs, cause power outages, disrupt the tv signal. Interfere with the internet or flat out cause devices to blow up
14. Even though Ben is a ghost that became a computer glitch, he can still eat a surprising amount of food. He will seriously pig out on some McDonalds if someone makes a pit-stop after a kill. His record is eating three BigMacs, one 16 piece chicken nugget meal, two large fries and two large sprites
15. On occasion that ben’s victims have a good gaming system, he will take it after he kills them

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1. LJ is a boss at creating and solving riddles
2. Lj has severe nyctophobia, he sleeps with a nightlight.
3. When the lights went out it took 3 hours to convince him he wasn't in his box and another 2 for him to calm down completely. People now have flashlights in their rooms for this reason
4. Lj has a very posh british accent
5. Lj does not understand sarcasm and takes sarcastic things seriously
6. Lj has bandages because he scratched tally marks into his arms, chest and palms trying to keep track of the days he’d been in his box after he ran out of room on his walls, ceilings and floor of his box. Even though the wound are healed the scars bring back bad memories
7. Lj uses old and/or british terms like guv’nor or vasey
8. Switches his room around a lot. LIke a lot
9. When someone pisses him off his eyes go into slits like snakes and he starts hissing. You have 5 seconds to run
10. Avoids eye contact when talking to people
11. Super fucking flexible
12. Really clingy because he doesn't want to be forgotten
13. When he gets really excited a little bit of his color will come back before vanishing when he calms down
14. Is the best at doing eyeliner