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After a couple months, Benson finally got out of Chef Pee Pee’s case, as he was disguised as a famous rapper: Chef Pee Pee West . Benson, though, was scrolling through TV one day and saw an ad for a concert.
TV AD: “COME TO CHEF PEE PEE WEST’S CONCERT HERE RIGHT HERE AT THE NOW RECONSTRUCTED PARK!”
Benson: “ Chef Pee Pee West? Wait a minute, That’s the guy who I failed to kill! FINALLY! I know how to kill him! I just gotta get my sniper rifle and blow his head out at the concert!”
Benson then orders tickets online so he can sneak into the backstage and snipe him.
At the concert
Benson goes to the ticket booth, wearing a disguise too, and gives them a ticket. He gets into the crowd and sneaks around and manages to get backstage. He prepares his sniper rifle so he can finally kill Chef Pee Pee. Once he’s done with that, he pulls the trigger but the bullet suddenly disappears before he gets shot. Benson gets launched, without making a ruckus so nobody notices, away from the backstage and into a hidden spot at the concert.
???: “You shouldn’t have killed Skips.”
Benson: “HUH? How do you know who I am and how do you know I killed Skips?”
???: “I’m actually…”
“EPSTEIN!”
Benson: “WHAT!”
Epstein: “Skips was one of the top pedophiles in our league! He bested Schaden at being a groomer!”
Benson: “How come Skips set me up?”
Epstein: “To get you into the league, but it seems you failed to be good. You are now kicked out of the league. snaps and Benson is no longer in the Groomers of the Galaxy .”
Benson then goes into super saiyan mode and kills Epstein, but then…..
“GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY YOU LITTLE!”
Benson starts being beaten to a pulp and when he looks up, he remembers who it is.
Homer: “You shouldn’t have done that to Bart! He killed himself because of it!”
Benson: “I’m Sorry, I’M SORRY!”
Homer: “By the way! Sorry, does not cut it you piece of shit! Also, your stupid little vaporizer eyes didn't work! It just gave me a little burn!”
Homer then kills off Benson since he wasn’t immortal anymore as he got kicked out of the Groomers of the Galaxy.
Homer: “Remember, Benson, Don’t mess with Homer J. Simpson.”
The End