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*In “the side ppl ig”*

furry /neg: sooo

furry /neg: what did thomas do this time

vampire diaries: What?

*aztec joke*: should i ask

GIRLKISSER /neg: yk thomas did everything

vampire diaries: So?

furry /neg: mez? anything?

*aztec joke*: nope

*aztec joke*: im not getting involved in whatever you guys are doing

furry /neg: why nottt??

*aztec joke*: because you want something stupid and i have actual blackmail

GIRLKISSER /neg: oh

vampire diaries: If you want I was part of the French Revolution.

vampire diaries: Go find some painting of me from that and laugh at what I looked like.

furry /neg: fr??

vampire diaries: Yes.

GIRLKISSER /neg: oh.

GIRLKISSER /neg: one sec

*one min later*

GIRLKISSER /neg: WHAT THE FUCK

GIRLKISSER /neg: ?????

furry /neg: what?

furry /neg: did you find smt

GIRLKISSER /neg: *pic of Thomas in the French Revolution*

furry /neg: YOU WERE BLONDE

vampire diaries: Yeah, it was just easier to be blonde than ginger in France.

*aztec joke*: wait so what is your hair color

*vampire diaries is typing*

*5 minutes later (in spongebob narrator voice)*

vampire diaries: I don’t know.

*aztec joke*: you dont know?

furry /neg: it took you that long to write that

GIRLKISSER /neg: he was contaplationg life

vampire diaries: Maybe a bit.

furry /neg: L

YLS: what fuck are talking about

furry /neg: HE WAS BLONDE IN THE 1800

YLS: i dont see that happening

YLS: ive known this man for 4 year

YLS: longer than any of you

*aztec joke*: HEY

*aztec joke*: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

*aztec joke*: dont answer that

YLS: ok

YLS: anyways

YLS: still what are you talking about

furry /neg: SCROLL UP

furry /neg: the girlkisser sent it

GIRLKISSER /neg: im not gonna say anything

YLS: WTF

YLS: D:

YLS: WHY IS HE BLONDE

vampire diaries: Please stop. We got it. I looked terrible.

GIRLKISSER /neg: but like

GIRLKISSER /neg: its really funny

GIRLKISSER /neg: plus we dont get the make fun of you alot

vampire diaries: That’s not an excuse.

YLS: yes it is

YLS: let us make fun of you

furry /neg: you always make fun of me

furry /neg: i get to make fun of you

vampire diaries: Really.

furry /neg: yep

*aztec joke*: welp…

*aztec joke*: when should the next book club meeting be?

YLS: oh yeah not sure

furry /neg: you usually know???????

YLS: well for information ive been busy

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Aiko: Hey Silly Guy!

Micheal: No…

Micheal: Let me live without this…

Aiko: Now why would I do that?

Micheal: Because you care about me?

Aiko: Exactly that’s why I do this! You know the saying “If no ones picking on you”

Micheal: *sighs* No one loves you. :[

Aiko: See!

Micheal: I gravely dislike you right now.

Aiko: Not hate?

Micheal: I can’t hate you, just dislike you.

Aiko: Huh… I get special treatment?

Micheal: What did you expect you’re like a sister to me.

Aiko: I am! ✩ᗜ✩

Micheal: You knew this? I’ve told you before.

Aiko: Yeah but you don’t say it very often.

Micheal: Why do I still hang out with you.

Aiko: Because you love me. :)

Micheal: Yeah, yeah sure whatever you say.

Aiko: Hey! You just said it!

Micheal: No I said that I see you as a sister, not that I love you.

Aiko: Wha- It’s implied!

Micheal: Sure.

Aiko: Jeez, this is why people call you silly guy.

Micheal: Wha- What does that have to do with this?

Aiko: They call you silly guy because you’re so silly. *mumbling* And a bit autistic

Micheal: What was that last part? (ꐦ¬_¬)

Aiko: Nothing! *running away*

Micheal: Get back here! *running after her*

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the main one: im in pain i hate this sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

TLOML -Alto: Same, we’re swamped with tests over here.

that one acearo: what do you even do for finals, its just cooking

TLOML -Alto: Shut up, all you have to do is look at stars.

that one queer: i have to look at the dead

that one queer: its been fun so far

that one acearo: good for you Lest, and stars????

that one acearo: what do you think my major is?

TLOML -Alto: Astronomy.

silly one: game design?

a gay: history

the main one: art

the LESBIB: psycology

that one queer: biology

that one acearo: psycology what do you think i am an imbred

silly one: (╥_╥)

that one acearo: i didn’t mean you Neo

the main one: HOW DARE YOU IT HAS USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that one acearo: no it doesn’t

that one acearo: also thats what you guys think my major is??

TLOML -Alto: Are those not what your major is?

that one acearo: no?

TLOML -Alto: What do you mean no? I’m the one who sent the scholarships?

a gay: what

TLOML -Alto: Nothing.

that one acearo: oh that

that one acearo: no that wasn’t even enough to pay for the first year of the program

the main one: WHAT PROGRAM

that one acearo: the masters program

that one acearo: have i never talked about this

that one queer: no

that one acearo: im doing my masters and probably PhD programs here

the LESBIB: in what

that one acearo: Atomic Physics seriously have i never talked about this

TLOML -Alto: No.

TLOML -Alto: And Atomic Physics, why aren’t you the one complaining about finals?

that one acearo: cause mine were easy

a gay: what do you mean easy

that one acearo: theres not much to say they were easy

a gay: atomic physics is the hardest physics subject?????

that one acearo: i know

a gay: …

that one acearo: are you guys done i have a seven page paper to write

the LESBIB: what just happened?

silly one: idk

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John: Thomas I swear, give me the railroad, I’ll literally do anything. 

Thomas: Convince me. 

John: *Leaning over the board* I literally just said I’ll do anything. 

Thomas: And I said convince me. 

John: *About to flip the board* Fuck you. 

Mez: *Giggling in the background*

John: Also, HOW THE FUCK HAS HE NOT GONE BANKRUPT???

Thomas: I-I don’t know. Mez?

Mez: Akio. 

Akio: What? No. I swear I haven’t been helping him this time. 

John: I don’t believe you. 

Scarlett: *Bored in the corner cause she got out first round with Fauna and Silly Guy whom are not allowed to play* I know how he’s still in and I won’t tell you. 

Akio: I’m sorry Scarlett. I didn’t mean to somehow take your money in the first round. How is he still in?

Scarlett: *turning her head* No. 

John: Pleassssssse he’s literally the worst at this game cause Thomas also has to help him. 

Mez: *the only reason he’s winning is cause he’s been committing massive amount of tax evasion* I don’t know why you think I’m incapable of playing monopoly. It’s a children’s game, John. 

John: * Flips the board* I’m done, Thomas wins. I’m going home.

Silly Guy: We have snacks and Fauna did something yesterday you're gonna want to hear. 

John: *Thinks about it for a second* Fine. 

Akio: I still don’t know how you keep winning. I’m an economist. 

Thomas: And I’ve been doing business for thousands of years. 

Mez: Yeah. 

John: Shut up. 

Thomas: *To Scarlett* So how did Mez stay in the game? 

Scarlett: A lot of tax evasion. 

Thomas: He was committing tax evasion the whole time. How did we not catch it?

Scarlett: He was also embezzling money. 

Akio: You have got to be kidding me. 

Scarlett: No. 

John: We should change who gets to run the bank. 

Thomas: We can’t, no one trusts me and Akio cause we’d just own the bank by the end, John has a higher chance to embezzle than Mez, and Scarlett won’t be in that long to make it worth it. 

Akio: Right. Stop doing that Mez. 

Mez: No. 

Fauna: I’m starting to see why they say this game tears your families apart. 

Silly Guy: Just wait till they play Sorry or Pictionary. We also get to play those. 

Fauna: Yay!!!

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(After events of Halloween, first real whole group hangout)

Thomas: *Walking into the room* Hey future leaders of America, how's the studying going?

Nyx: You good man? 

Alto: It’s great, turns out everything we knew was a complete lie.

Alto: Last class my professor just threw the book out the window.

Nyx: Ok thats a little muc-

Kai: No, no their right 

Nyx: Really?

Kai: In one of my business classes we just played monopoly the whole time and my prof said and I quote “that’s just what we're at now.”

Nyx: Oh, so business isn’t going so grea-

Dominic: You’d be right. 

Dominic: I am on three different anxiety meds.

Thomas: If it helps I haven’t slept in two weeks. 

Neo: *in the counter doing something* Ohhhh, good to know. *Writes something in a notebook*

Thomas: Yeah, but what's funny is that we aren’t even the worst of it.

Nyx: Your kidding?

Thomas: *Points to a different end of the room to a dead looking Akio*

Neo: Wha–

Akio: *deadpan* The 68 year old macro econ professor that I work with right now and I cried through the entire class yesterday. 

Nyx: The entire class?

Akio: It was a block period

Scarlett: Ohh… ok. *genuinely concerned for her friend*

Scarlett: Nyx? Good news?

Nyx: Uhh we’re trying not to become useless but other than that we're doing pretty good.

John: Oh no

Nyx: What?

Neo: Historically when art majors are doing well no one else usually is. 

Nyx: Oh yeah.

Neo: Haru?

Haru: They cut our budget for everything. 

Neo: Anyone in medical?

John: Me technically, and they cut our funding for everything.

Kai: Really.

John: I did pharmacy in my off-time some of the time. 

Alto: Never knew that.

Kai: That explains a lot. 

Thomas: Anyone know about envi-sci? I’m getting worried about them. 

Scarlett: They fucking cut everything.

Everyone (other than Akio): Huh?

Scarlett: I worked as an aquatic researcher in the area but funding was getting scarce which is one of the reasons I started at the restaurant. And then they have to lay me off cause the entire industry’s gone. 

Akio: *Pointing at Scarlett, on the verge of tears* That. 

Neo: *hands on their head* Oh my gods. 

Haru: Look guys no matter how bad it gets at least we can agree we’re not them. *Point at a part of the room no ones looked over at yet* 

Most people in the room agreed

Thomas: Wha- Oh my Gods. *Horrified*

Mez and Lest in that corner

Lest: *In tears* Well at least we’ll have jobs forever. *Starts crying* 

Mez: *Also crying* Yeah but at what cost. 

Mez: Like people taste good but genocide?

Lest: I knowwwwwwwwwww.

Thomas: I have never seen this before. 

Neo: Us neither it’s completely concerning and very interesting. 

Thomas: And what have you been doing? 

Neo: Homework, this whole conversation has been literally perfect for it. 

Scarlett: Really?

Neo: Yeah, the assignment was to create a conversation between a group of people about certain events, how they react to it, and how it affects their psyches. 

Neo: Literally this conversation.

Alto: Those two are still umm yeah. 

Thomas: Right, I'm gonna call Sawyer to come get Lest, and then take Mez home. 

Kai: Yeah fair. 

Neo: Well I think we learned a lot. 

John: You learned a lot and we learned some of us are paying you for our therapy in the future. 

Dominic: We should’ve started lobbying sooner. 

Thomas: As much as I hate that, I agree. 

Akio: Ok, ok, we’ve had this little chat, we all learned a lot, now get out of my house. 

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silly one: My dumbass sibling just had to wash their special mug to drink a cup of milk…

the main one: IF I DONT HAVE MY MUG I CRY

the main one: YOU KNOW THIS :(

the LESBIB: you have a special mug????

a gay: you didn’t know?

a gay: i went over to their house and they threatened me about it

TLOML -Alto: Alto, don’t you have a special plate? You can’t eat your sandwiches without it.

the LESBIB: THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT

that one acearo: wait what does your special mug look like?

the main one: it has pumpkins and ghosts with hats :)

a gay: this is why everyone calls you autistic

that one queer: yk i heard some of the older students said to just call nyx “autistic”

the main one: WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU SAY

that one queer: im with Sawyer

silly one: i feel like this is group is just really autistic…

TLOML -Alto: Because we are.

silly one: oh…

the main one: what if i just kicked you out

silly one: D:

silly one: oh… ummm

silly one: ill live with scarlett then

the main one: WAIT

the main one: NO!

the main one: IT WAS A JOKE

the main one: DONT

silly one: i wont?

silly one: probably

the LESBIB: this is better than a kdrama

that one acearo: you watch kdramas?

TLOML -Alto: Yes. I watch them with her.

the LESBIB: ILY!!! <3

the LESBIB: I LOVE MY WIFE

TLOML -Alto: I love you too.

a gay: ewww gay people >:(

*irl*

John: *sitting in bed with Dominic* I’m right here

Dominic: You don’t count!

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Minecraft???

silly one: can one of you please get nyx

silly one: they got into like 5 new hyperfixations at once and i have to sit thourgh their rants

silly one: its at least an hour lonf for each

the LESBIB: what are they

the LESBIB: the hyperfixations

the LESBIB: i mean

silly one: the life sersie, ranma 1/2, mystreet (again they had this hyperfixation when they were like 7), date everything, and the fucking live action kakegurui thing

silly one: i think the last one is called bet

silly one: i started to zone out on that one

that one acearo: MINECRAFT???

silly one; YES

silly one: ITS REALLY ANNOYING BC THEY WONT SHUT UP ABOUT THE WATCHERS

that one queer: wait

that one queer: i love the trafficlight smp

that one queer: do you know qhat their main pov is

silly one: i want to say pearl was it but im not too sure

the main one: DID YOU SAY PEARL :D

the main one: I LOVE PEARL :D

silly one: ik

that one queer: SO DO I

the main one: YIPPEE

the LESBIB: wait did you say date everything?

the main one: date everything (,,>ヮ<,,)!

the LESBIB: bc kai really wants to play it but they said something about them not being able to

the LESBIB: something about time

TLOML -Alto: I want to play it, but so much has happened that I haven’t gotten the time.

a gay: what are you guys talking about its almost 12 at night???

the LESBIB: dont act like you werent already awake

a gay: that doesnt matter

silly one: i would go to sleep if nyx would let me

the main one: ill annoy lest about it if you want to sleep

the main one: im sorry ˙◠˙

silly one: no your fine

silly one: im just a bit tired

TLOML -Alto: Nyx, don’t spoil anything. I still want to play Date Everything.

the main one: i wouldnt dream of it

the main one: i would only spoil something to dom

a gay: YOU KNOW WHAT

a gay: IM MUTING THIS GC

the LESBIB: you wouldnt do that

a gay: try me

the main one: if you want we could call

the main one: i dont want to type out everything

the main one: and you know how long my rants are

that one queer: of course

silly one: just be quiet please

the main one: yep ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

silly one: ty

*The next day*

that one queer: i think i might have made a mistake

that one queer: ive got many more things to watch now…

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Akio’s everyday now

Akio: *on the verge of tears* Scarlett, what's the cost of living in Canada?

Scarlett: Wouldn’t you know? Aren’t you the economist?

Akio: Yeah but with everything going on right now, I really don’t know. 

Scarlett: I don’t know what's going on ever since you banned the news in this house. 

Akio: And for good reason.

Scarlett: *looks at them* 

Akio: *putting her head on the table* Tariffs.

???: You know you could just live with us, Akio.

Scarlett: Fauna, is that even possible?

Fauna: Yeah it is. We also already ran it past the big boss!!

Akio: What??

Fauna: Yeah, Scarlett can even vouch she met him!!

Scarlett and Akio: WHAT????? 

Scarlett: Hunny, where in the world and when did I meet the devil ‘imself. 

Fauna: At your work!

Akio: Scarlett?

Scarlett: Nope, no, never happened, she's crazy. 

Fauna: It happened last week. They came in and Scarlett was the only one working and that weird kid in the back cooking. We were the only ones. 

Scarlett: Kid you come in with a lot of people I don’t know. 

Fauna: I come in with like two people.

Scarlett: Exactly.

Akio: Satan.

Fauna: Right, yeah, he came in with his husband, who usually is there with me. 

Scarlett: What the guy with wings, kid that's just an angel.

Akio: Lucifer is a fallen angel. 

Fauna: Yeah.

Scarlett: Wait

Akio: HUSBAND????????????????????????????????????

Fauna: I thought you knew?

Akio and Scarlett: No! 

Fauna: Whoops. 

Fauna: Anyways it's probably the most affordable place right now.

Akio: It probably is but I don’t think that Scarlett or I would be comfortable being the only humans there. 

Fauna: Only?

Scarlett: You're saying other people live there?

Fauna: Well yeah.

Akio: Who?

Fauna: Well there’s a bunch of vampires who own estates there. 

Fauna: uhh some humans that have made deals with some of us. 

Fauna: Also that one guy with the halfy, but he doesn’t live there. 

Akio: Ok? Humans? Normally 

Fauna: Right. So people who are under this thing called “witness protection” sometimes live there especially if they have been under it multiple times. 

Scarlett: What?

Akio: Look Fauna, we'll consider it but I don’t know right now. 

Fauna: Makes sense you’ll probably change your mind when the next world wars start. Anyways my dads are calling me, bye!!!!!!

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Akio: So Neo I think it’s time we all sat down and had a little chat.

Neo: About?

Nyx: Well over the summer you said you met demons.

Scarlett: And some of us here know demons. 

*Kai, Alto, Dominic, and Sawyer*: ???

Thomas: So our questions are.

Haru: What demons have you met?

Neo: Oh.

Neo: Well there was Silly Guy, the cult leader. 

Kai: Sorry?

Haru: Shut up, you’re lucky we included you.

Haru: And Silly Guy ok, so I know him.

Mez: Same here, and he’s Thomas’s friend, we did summon him years ago, same with Dominic's parents, and Akio. 

Haru: Yeah cult leader. 

Scarlett: So that's what he started. 

Thomas: Impressive. Next.

Neo: Uh then there was the like official unofficial daughter of the kings of hell, did know there were two kings so that's cool. 

Alto: Kings?

Kai: Of hell?

Akio: Again went over this, just me and Scarlett, wait did you say daughter, Fauna?

Neo: Yeah, Yeah, her. 

John: That's two, you said you stopped counting after 5. 

Neo: Well I got multiple visits from most of them. And there was that angel. 

Lest: Angel?

Neo: Yeah friend/brother/something of a different demon I’ll get to later. 

John: Got it *writes something down*

Dominic: Uh?

John: Keeping track.

Dominic: Oh.

Neo: And there were the girlfriends.

Scarlett: The girlfriends?

Neo: Yeah, don’t remember their names but they did look like mushrooms. (I swear I’ll make them) 

Thomas: Ok? That it?

Neo: One more. 

Sawyer: And?

Neo: Uh this one demon who i have not seen since and is the brother friend thing to the angel.

Akio: Named? 

Neo: I don’t Alastor, Alabast, uhhh?

Lest: Alabaster?

Neo: Yep!!

Lest: My brother's boyfriend?

Sawyer: Wait, that guys a demon?

Lest: He’s hissed at a makeshift cross before?

Sawyer: I don’t know I do that too.

Lest: Yeah but you don’t try to mess with dragons and have wings?

Lest: Wait.

Neo: What? He's half angel, his brother, one of them is an angel.

Haru: One of his brothers

Neo: There two, one an Angel, one a demon, he got both sides. 

Neo: Are we done now, I have to go feed my dog.

Mez: When did you get a dog?

Neo: They were a random stray I found at a lake?

Kai: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.

Neo: Nope bye!!!!!!

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*we should probably include everyone*

TLOML -Alto: So I thought it would be a good idea to just have a group chat with everyone. 

that one acearo: fair enough

GIRLKISSER /neg: What? Where? Who?

TLOML -Alto: It’s me Kai, and the other one is Haru, I added you and the others to a new bigger group chat. 

GIRLKISSER /neg: Ohhhhhhhhh ok thanks

silly one: SCARLETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRLKISSER /neg: Hey Neo

a gay: eww lesbians

YLS: hi I guess????

a gay: OH- yours here too

a gay: i didnt do anything

the main one: mmmm… SHUT UP GAY MAN

the main one: I HAVE SS

a gay: FUCK YOU

a gay: NO YOU DONT

seance (personified): Noooooooooooooooooo.

YLS: Get use to it. You already deal with us.

that one queer: so John what does YLS mean?

*YLS is typing*

*YLS isn’t here anymore*

that one queer: bitch

vampire diaries: Like i know who you all are but not really so can I get some names?

TLOML -Alto: Well you already know me and Haru. But @the LESBIB is Alto, @a gay is Dominic, @the main one is Nyx, and @silly one is Neo.

TLOML -Alto: Not sure about the others though.

*aztec joke*: you already know who we are don't even try it

vampire diaries: I won’t.

YLS: so why do we need this again

that one queer: OH so now you decide to talk

*YLS is offline (again)*

the LESBIB: what the hell- 

the main one: this is normal

the LESBIB: soooooo who are the rest of you?????

vampire diaries: Ok, so @*aztec joke* is Mez, @GIRLKISSER /neg is Scarlett but I think you could figure that out from Neo, @seance (personified) is Akio but they like never talk, YLS is John, obviously, and @furry /neg is Sawyer, who weirdly isn’t here. 

that one queer: technically yes he is but im reading it to him while he eats a turkey carcass and I quote “It’ll go to waste if I don’t”

a gay: oh

TLOML -Alto: Well ok then.

TLOML -Alto: I think it’s time we finally addressed this. 

that one queer: what issue??

TLOML -Alto: I think we’ve all realised that some of us aren’t “normal” which also leads me to believe some of us aren’t human.

that one acearo: what do you mean?

that one acearo: like i know Silly Guy isn’t but hes like some immortal being

silly one: yeah a demon!!!!

that one acearo: oh, how do you know

silly one: i summoned him, he and someone else got me out of the psych ward

that one acearo: huh??????? psych ward????

TLOML -Alto: Of topic but we’ll circle back to that later

seance (personified): Again? Damn it. Is it going to at my house?

*aztec joke*: yeah probably

seance (personified): Fuck

the LESBIB: non-humans?

*aztec joke*: right that idk anything

that one acearo: liar. if anyone knew about it itd be you

YLS: can confirm Mez is connected to literally everything, not sure why, not sure how

that one acearo: Mez????

**aztec joke* left outta fear*

YLS: Thomas??

vampire diaries: I don’t think I want to be part of this. So, goodbye.

*vampire diaries has decided that no*

GIRLKISSER /neg: well John don’t you know whats going on

GIRLKISSER /neg: with like your name and stuff pretty obvious that you would also know

YLS: Same with you Scarlett and that doesn’t matter

GIRLKISSER /neg: Well yeah but you have more information than me

YLS: so???

vampire diaries: Why are you even fighting about this? Everyone’s human. All of us are crazy and leave me alone to sleep, I’ll pay for your therapy later. 

TLOML -Alto: Well that explains it. Why were you two fighting the whole time like something did happen?

a gay: agreed also good night 

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*we should probably include everyone*

a gay: sooo like what was that about a psych ward

silly one: I went to a psych ward before coming to mi :D

the main one: they showed up on my doorstep one day and said they lived here now

GIRLKISSER /neg: yk what that does kinda sound like neo

silly one: SCARLETT! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡

GIRLKISSER /neg: hello neo <3

TLOML -Alto: What?

the main one: yeah they just appered one day with no explantion 

senance (personified): why do I have a feeling I’m gonna know some of the people part of this…. 

a gay: can really hear the existential dread there

silly one: what??? nooooooo you don’t know them

silly one: anygays this wasn’t the first time summoning the demons that’s the reason why!!!!!

that one acearo: ofcourse place your bets people who do you think it was. im betting silly guy

*aztec joke*: oooooooooooo yeah Micheal would be a good candidate also Fauna

TLOML -Alto: Huh? Excuse me?

that one queer: ill vote for the only demon I know

vampire diaries: No thank you and Neo if you could please continue. 

silly one: so when Nyx was disowned and kicked out I was in their room

seance (personified): oh it’s trauma, my house now we’re doing this in person

*At Akio and Scarlett’s house*

Akio: Sit. *points to a chair* 

Scarlett: So Neo… or Nyx which one what to start this cause it could be either of you. 

Nyx: I’ll start. So after I came out to my parents, who are very homophobic, they kicked me out.

Nyx: So I told the magical groupchat about it.

Scarlett: Please be serious.

Nyx: Ok, ok. Anyways, once I told them, Kai text me saying they had a place I could stay at.

Nyx: They also said they could bring me, though I didn’t think that there would be a helicopter at this random park they told me to go to, but whatever.

Nyx: That’s how I got here. Now I don’t know about Neo or even how they got a demon.

Neo: Oh I can answer that!

Neo: So basically after Nyx got kicked out I was going through their old stuff

Nyx: Hey!

Neo: I was looking for a way to find out where you went!

Neo: Anyways I found this book for the occult and in there was a summoning rune

Neo: I decided that that was the best option I had

Scarlett: ‘m sorry what???

Scarlett: Why would you think that was the best option?

Neo: I was like 14, what was I supposed to do

Neo: But I summoned Silly Guy, and he said that he could help me

Neo: And then my stepdad walked in and told mom, and they sent me to the pyshc ward.

Neo: But when I was in there I remembered the rune for Silly Guy and summoned him again

Neo: He went to go get this other demon? I think he was a demon, he’s the Alabaster guy that Lest talked about!

Lest: Wait… I was right????

Neo: Oh is that who you were talking about?

Lest: One second

Lest: *Calls Lori*

Lori: Hello?

Lest: Did Alabaster leave one night? day? sometime

Lori: I mean yeah plenty of times

Lest: No but like to go help a random 14 year old out of a psych ward

Lori: What?

Lest: Just answer the question!

Lori: Hey Demon!

Alabaster: What?!

Lori: Did you help a 14 year old out of a psych ward?

Alabaster: Yeah?

Lest: Keep that thing on a leash next time

Neo: Hey!

Lest: Bye, love you

Lori: Yeah, yeah, bye love you too *hangs up*

Lest: Ummm well

Alabaster; *coming out of nowhere* LEST!

Lest: Anyways.

Alabaster: What the hell?!?

Lest: Now that your here, you can explain what the hell you were doing helping a 14 year old out of a psych ward

Alabaster: Silly Guy told me about this kid he “accidentally” sent to a pysch ward

Alabaster: I didn’t really belive him but never the less I went to see this kid

Alabaster: And I kinda just brought them to their older sibling

Alabaster: I couldn’t find their parents, something about them disowning them

Neo: Yeah, they didn’t want a crazy kid

Alabaster: AH! What the hell??

Alabaster: Are you that kid

Neo: Yep! :D

Alabaster: *Looks at Lest* You knew this kid?

Lest: I knew their older sibling and later them

Alabaster: And you didn’t tell me???

Lest: I didn’t know you broke them out of a pysch ward until right now

Kai: Ok but why the fuck is Neo of all people the one to summon a demon

Akio: I also summon demons

Kai: You don't count.

Akio: You know what fair

Thomas: I also summon demons

Mez: You also don't count

Neo: I only summoned them because of Nyx

Nyx: I don't summon demons???

Neo: Yeah but you had the book that taught me how to

Dominic: Why did you have a book like that anyways

Nyx: I was trying to impress a girl

Dominic: No way!

Dominic: What!?!

Nyx: Shut up!

Nyx: You know you would too

Nyx: If John said that he was into the occult you would at least try to learn it

Dominic: Yeah but im also not as dyslexic as you are

Nyx: Hey! I'm not that dyslexic!

Alto: Whatever you say

Nyx: What! Not you too

Haru: You know its bad if Alto and Dom are teaming up

Dominic: Trust me I didn't agree to this

Scarlett: Anyways, Neo what happened after that?

Neo: Then Silly Guy and *points at Alabaster* him made a portal to right outside of Nyx’s house

Neo: They both teleported away before I knocked though

Akio: I need to call Silly Guy

*Akio makes a rune on the ground*

Silly Guy: *Coming out of the ground* What do you want? (¬`‸´¬)

Akio: Who here do you know?

Akio: Because apparently you helped a 14 year old out of a psych ward

Akio: And never told me!

Silly Guy: Well let’s see here we have you the bitch I basically live with now, the beautiful, ravishing roommate.

Neo: I’m sorry?

Scarlett: He’s trying to get on my good side for some reason. 

Silly guy: Crystal psycho guy, the literal furry. 

Lest: Wait, Sawyers here?

Silly guy: That kid I adopted and that kid I broke out of a psych ward. 

Haru: I’m sorry????? No, let me go back to being an orphan. 

Silly guy: Apathy my boss, hey man. 

Alabaster: Hello to you too. 

Silly guy: Also my boss's lover's brother. 

Lest: We’ve never met. 

Silly guy: And finally Thomas my aromantic awakening and the cannibal *said with as much disdain as possible* 

Mez: I still don’t know why he hates me. 

Dominic: Sorry, cannibal??????

Mez: Don’t worry about it

Akio: So why did you help break a 14 year old out of a pysch ward??

Silly Guy: I felt bad. 

Akio: So you thought that if you broke them out it would make you feel better?

Silly Guy: Not really just wanted to not be on the bad side of someone who can summon me at anytime

Dominic: I don't think anyone could be on the bad side of Neo

Neo: Not true! I don't like my parents

Nyx: Nobody likes our parents

Neo: I mean still :)

Kai: Beside the point… What happened after you got here?

Kai: Because I know I didn't give a scholarship to you and you nor Nyx have the money to put you in college

Neo: Oh! I probably shouldn't say. I may or may not have put my name on the rosters for psychology

Neo: Though I think they actually thought I was a student because some of my classes weren't the ones I chose

Kai: What? I personally check most of the rosters to make sure of that not happening?? How did I miss that

Nyx: Remeber when I told you about that “new” student that was going to start the next

day

Kai: Yeah? What does that-

Kai: Wait… THAT WAS NEO????

Kai: I thought I made sure it wasn't just someone random

Nyx: I guess you made a mistake

Alto: Wait you knew about Neo?

Kai: I mean yeah?

Kai: But I didn’t know that they were in college.

Kai: Especially not this college

Neo: Wait… You didn’t know???

Kai: NO?

Neo: Oh… I thought Nyx told you

Kai: NO???

Kai: Nyx doesn’t tell me anything??

Kai: Everything I know about you guys is from other people telling me

Neo: Oh!

Neo: Welp.

Alto: Wait really?

Kai: Yeah!

Kai: Sometimes I just ask John to talk to Dom about it!

Dominic: Why would I know?

Kai: Because it actually talks to you

Nyx: I talk to you!

Kai: Yeah about your special interests

Kai: Do you know how much I had to find out from like Haru or Neo!

Nyx: Huh…

Nyx: Ok but I also was taught to not tell other people about my problems

Kai: And we all hate your parents for it

Kai: And other things

Nyx: Ehhhh…

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that one aroace: so john is there like a drug i can try to like calm or something

that one acearo: we start on some weird physics stuff and it’s messing with my brain

YLS: Oreos 

TLOML -Alto: Huh?

the LESBIB: Oreos?

YLS: yeah they do the same thing as what you were probably thinking of 

that one acearo: oh 

that one queer: what were you thinking of??

that one acearo: nothing

silly one: I don’t believe you

vampire diaries: No one does

vampire diaries: And John Oreos? Really?

YLS: yeah they do that same thing

vampire diaries: Explain.

YLS: Oreos have the same pleasure pathway that drugs like cocaine and morphine do that why you usually don’t or can’t stop eating them. (This is true)

GIRLKISSER /neg: Akio is that why Oreos are banned in the house

seance (personified): no

TLOML -Alto: Wait if they do that why aren’t they banned by the government?

a gay: it’s makes NABISCO a lot of money and doesn’t kill anyone so it’s fine

the LESBIB: ummmmmmmm

silly one: diabetes

main you: hey guys 

main one: oh huh you guys are concerning

*aztec joke*: Thank you

a gay: that’s not a good thing

that one queer: original part what about diabetes

a gay: that doesn’t seem like a problem to the government so 

that one queer: I’m start to appreciate the fact that I was pretty much isolated as a child

silly one: oh I wonder why 

that one acearo: well welcome to the club of hating society even more than you did yesterday 

that one acearo: also I’d personally prefer the morphine over Oreos so if we could make that happen that would greatly appreciated I can pay you if necessary

YLS: I’ll see what I can do

TLOML -Alto: JOHN!

YLS: I’m kidding also putting them on the no sell list just to piss him off

TLOML -Alto: Good. 

Chapter Text

*At Akio and Scarlett’s house for some reason*

*They’re all talking about something idk*

Akio: *Walks out of their room* Scarlett do we have saltine crackers? What the fuck are they doing here?

Dominic: You look…. pathetic.

Akio: It’s called sickness dumbass we all look pathetic when we have it.

Dominic: I don’t get sick.

Akio: Me fucking neither yet here we are.

Scarlett: I don’t know why they’re here Akio, go back to bed.

Akio: No move over.

Alto: Uhh your not going to infect us are you??

Akio: Wrong kind of sickness, this is more the food posioning type than the flu.

John: Ok then.

Akio: I hate my life, its like death is knocking on my door like “Hey bitch, how ya doin’” like you don’t already know. 

Neo: Wait Scarlett didn’t you say you wanted to work today?

Scarlett: Yeah I’ve been trying to get one of the demons to look after them but their either busy or I can’t get a hold of them. 

Lest: Hold up i got you. *Calls Lori*

Lori: Yes?

Lest: Can you like get your husband over so that one of my friends can go to work?

Lori: Why him specifically?

Lest: Cause we can’t get anyone else.

Lori: DEMON, help.

Alabaster *over the phone*: Yes?

Lori: Can you go to where Lest is and deal with that or get someone else to deal with that?

Alabaster: Micheal.

Silly guy: Yes?

Alabaster: Guess what!! You and Dena get to go help…..*Looks at Lori*

Lori: Scarlett.

Alabaster: Scarlett with…. *Looks at Lori*

Lori: Akio.

Alabaster: Akio.

Silly guy: Please no.

Dena: I’d have to agree here not knowing this Akio but instead knowing this fuck. 

*Back at Akio’s house few minutes later*

Neo: So are you gonna like go to work? Cause like I’ll go with you.

Scarlett: Work? Hell no, I’m watching this shit go down.

Neo: Huh.

Scarlett: Want popcorn?

Neo: Absolutely. 

Chapter Text

*we should probably include everyone*

*aztec joke*: you remember that time you told your dad to khs

that one acearo: STOP

that one acearo: DONT TELL THAT YO EVERYONE

that one acearo: I WAS AN ANGSTY TEEN SHUT UP

*aztec joke*: do better

that one acearo: SHUT UP YOU HAVE 12 SIBLINGS

*aztec joke*: yeah and i like all of them

*aztec joke*: AND my dad

that one acearo: i think you should kys

*aztec joke*: just like your dad

that one acearo: SHUT UP

the LESBIB: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

the LESBIB: KAI IS IN AN IMPORTANT MEETING

a gay: you told your dad to khs??

that one acearo: it was one time >:(

*aztec joke*: yeah and we still are going to give you shit for it

*aztec joke*: you were such as disrespectful

that one acearo: YOU WERENT EVEN THERE

*aztec joke*: and everyones makes fun of you for it

*aztec joke*: your point

that one queer: i thought you were an orphan

that one acearo: i was? am? idk

the main one: sooo like

the main one: even i never did that

that one acearo: you also got kicked out at like 15

the main one: yea exatly

that one acearo: die

silly one: so like

silly one: why tho

that one acearo: he keep telling me to call him dad

that one acearo: i was like 17

TLOML -Alto: I still call my dads padre and dad.

that one acearo: yeah but your also like

that one acearo: from a important family

TLOML -Alto: Does that really matter?

that one acearo: YES

a gay: i do that too

silly one: your also rich

a gay: fair

vampire diaries: I also call my parents mom and dad.

*aztec joke*: me too, tho i use nahuatl

that one acearo: you like your family

that one acearo: idk about thomas tho

that one acearo: hes just weird like that

GIRLKISSER /neg: why wouldnt you want to call your dad dad anyways

that one acearo: bc hes not my actul dad

that one acearo: well i guess he is

that one acearo: he aparitly adopted me

that one queer: wait…

that one acearo: NOPE

that ine acearo: DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

YLS: im more questioning why in the world you didnt know that YOUR DAD adopted you

that one acearo: im stupid ok

a gay: SHUT UP

a gay: YOUR IN ATOMIC PHYSICS

that one acearo: yeah but that isnt hard

seance(personified): YOUR IN ATOMIC PYHSICS????

seance(personified): wait how old are you again

that one acearo: 20

seance(personified): i hate you

that one acearo: ????

that one acearo: what

seance(personified): die

that one acearo: wtf???

that one acearo: what did i do

seance(personified): why is someone 8 years younger than me so much smarter

*aztec joke*: imagine being the oldest

*aztec joke*: and your hanging out with teens

silly one: and most of them are fresh out of hs

seance(personified): i hate you all

*seance(personified) is offline*

YLS: ok but still

YLS: you called him DAD

YLS: like how??

that one acearo: SHUT UP

that one acearo: I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

*that one acearo left*

furry /neg: wait…

furry /neg: YOU TOLD YOUR DAD TO KHS???