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Dicey hates his job. Duh. It's subway.
Earl is so cool. So hot. So sexy. Dicey is so jealous of his hot rippling pecs and muscular muscles. His positive canthel tilt with a profound chad-like face while still being slim. his blue orbs. Damn. Dicey didn't think this because he hates Earl so much. And not Gay.
Okay so anyways its like 11? Whatever time subway is open. So this guy walk in and Dicey pees himself. Dag. Dag is an evil man. Dicey is a good guy and hates evil so he hates dag.
"Yo can I get a krabby patty." Dag says.
"No This is a fricking subway." Dicey say.
"Woah woah woah man. Swearing at the customer? Fuck you.
" Dag says.
"𝓗𝓮𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝔀. 𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼." Earl says in his infenete wisdom.
"omg okay Earl. I mean how would I know your name I've never met you but like I kinda follow you by following I mean following you home haha what can i suck your dick" Dag says.
"𝓗𝓪𝓱𝓪." Earl laughs very hottily. "𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻?" Earl says.
"You. I men. Like. Whatever you want. haha." Dag says.
"𝓘'𝓵𝓵 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰..." Earl says.
Dicey sighs and looks at the door to see another customer come in. Oh no. Oh god no. It's vod.
"Heyyyyy Dicey--" Vod says.
"No no. No. I'm on job. No. You do not know me." Dicey says.
"..... I was reading your nametag" Vod says.
"Oh. Sure. ok yeah." Dicey says. "What do you want."
"Okay can I get the Jerald Fogal special." Vod says.
Dicey gaspes. "That's frucked up man. Jerald FOgal? Thats' real fumped up man. Don't say shirt like that." Dicey says.
"Woah woah. It was a joke. Damn." Vod says.
"Not funny. Not funny." Dag says. "Really not funny."
"𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓱... 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽." Earl says.
Vod tears up. "I-I-I-I was joking....-! I'm so so so sorry! I'm so sorry earl! I'm so sorry iI didn't suckle on your massive footlong!" Vod says and runs out crying.
"Glad he's gone. Real fucked up of him to make a joke like that. Like read the room" Dag says. The rest nod.
Earl finisheseee the sandwitch for Dag. "𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓮." Earl says.
Dag swuns. "tysmilylsmcwgmohkolhslrn"
Someone else walks in... Waffle.
"Can I get some food." WAffle says.
"Ya. This is a subway. DUh." Dicey says.
"Okay then get me a sandwitch." Waffle says. "Make it the best you can."
"Laughs." Dicey haha. "I'm the best at this. Watfh."
Dicey espertly gets the bread and toasts it perfectly. He holds th etoasted bread like a newborn baby as he puts all the ingredients on. Cheese, lettuce, ham, meat, tomatoes, bacon, maple syrup, olives, sasuage.
"Ok it's ready." Dicey says.
"Ok can I have it" Waffle says impatentally.
"Um. No" Dicey says
"What the hell. Why. Its my food." Waffle says. "Is it too good you wanna eat it?"
"No. I flipped up." Dicey says.
"I dont care, give me my fucking sandwitch." Waffle says.
"No no im being /srs I genuinely fucked up." Dicey say
"How" Wffle ays
"Like. Its bad. I can tell." Dicey says
"Give me it. Now." Growls.
"Okay whatever here take it" Diecy throws it at Waffle
Waffle takes a bite.
"Wow this shit sucks" Waffle says
"Okay but you gotta pay me." Dicey say.s
"Uh. I dont wanna spend money on this like this is genuinely ass"
"Idc You need to pay"
"I can pay you in...... other ways~~~" Waffle flirts.
"Wdym."
"Like... heh..~~~ Irl erp~"
"??????? Thtats just the freaky."
Earl smites Waffle. "𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓷'𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓭." Earl saays.
Wow. This story is ass. Dicey writes. dicey is the wirter/!?!?!?!?!?
DICEY ENDS THE STORY BECAUSE THIS IS A BIOHAZARD