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__**Intro**__

Valt: Free wake upppp. We have to answer some questions

Free: *half asleep* Wha- sure.....? Um. Hi. We'll uh....Answer some questions you guys have about us.

Valt: Yep :DD We're open to any question, so don't hold back!

Free: Joy...

Amethyst: Request away and I'll get them to answer truthfully :3. If not, I'll hit them with a stick :D

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Amethyst: yeyeyeyey ya'll have a questionnn!!

Valt: What, what?? Lemme see!!

Amethyst: From @Stone_fire ,

Does Free understand what Valt says half of the time?

Free: His very entertaining recounts of battles? Yes, I do. Took a while to figure out, but I made do.

Valt: I'm an actor, what can I say? ><

Amethyst: I for one, don't understand a word he says. Good for you, Free, for learning Valt Gibberish :DD

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Amethyst: WE HAVE MOREEEEEEEE

Valt: JHUYBVTCYGH WE ARE RIGHT HERE WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US-

Amethyst: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME??

Valt: ....Touche

Amethyst: Anyways these are from my bestie, @Iloveshipsandlemons

There's quite a few, so it may take a bit

1. How did u guys come out to Chris?

Free: Like normal. We sat down with her in her office and explained everything. It went a lot better than I thought it would. I think she already knew I was gay, but didn't know i'd end up with Valt.

Valt: Probably thought it was kinda weird that he was dating the newbie hehe

*Free rolls his eyes and smiles*

2. Did u ever worry about how the world would think about Free dating his own teammate? And being gay?

Free: It wasn't the teammate part I was worried about, as it is quite common for stuff like that to happen. Coming out to the world tho, was a different story.

Valt: With him being the number one blader in the world, and with me rising the ranks, we, along with the entirety of BC Sol, were pretty influential. A lot of people looked up to us, so it took months of planning and conversations to finally do it. We probably lost a lot of fans that day, but I don't really care about that. Their loss, really. We're pretty cool.

3. When did u guys first have sex? What kinks did u have back then?

*Free blushes in embarrassment*

Valt: Haha, it wasn't until we were deep into our relationship before we actually had sex. 2 months, I think. Lotsss of make-out sessions before that *winks at Free, who keeps looking away*

Free: W-we didn't really have any major kinks back then, we were just exploring. I did find out I liked to bottom though...It took a lot of...uh.."Exploration" to find out what we like today.

4. One word that Valt uses that turns Free on?

Valt: "Mine"

Free: *Blushes profusely*

5. Free, when did u find out you had a piss kink? How did u explain that to Valt?

Free: A-ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS???

Amethyst: *laughs* No, but most of them are :3

Free: >///< u-uh w-well....A-actually, I think I was always into it, but never knew. I think when I actually engaged in it, it was an accident. I was tired, and horny, so of course, I went at it. I guess I forgot the last time I went to the bathroom, cause I thought I was about to cum, but uh..I didn't. I thought I'd be disgusted but I wasn't, so I just...let it all out. It was relieving, exhilarating, and extremely hot.

Free: Now, trying to tell Valt about it took longer than I'd like to admit. Thankfully Valt is a very understanding person and let me explore this new side of myself. Eventually, he joined in too.

Valt: .......Why'd that story turn me on so much-

6. Also for free...how do you feel about Chris dating Sasha? AND how people ship Sasha and Valt?

Free: I think it's pretty cute. Unexpected, yes, but not unwelcome. She's cool with Valt and I, so I'm cool with it. As for the second one, I understand it, but n o :(. He's as gay as I am, it wouldn't work.

Valt: And I'd never take Shasa away from Chris, that'd be mean :(

7. When did u first get laid?

Free: The first time we slept together was the first for both of us. Still no idea how Valt knew what he was doing.

Valt: The body knows :3.

Amethyst: That's all for now :3

Free: Oh thank god-

Valt: This entire interview made me so horny-

Free: ....

Valt: .....

*They run off together, giggling like little kids*

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Amethyst: Ya'll ready for more people sticking their noses in your personal lives?

Free: No-

Valt: Sure! :3

Free: ....

Amethyst: These are all for Free, unfortunately, Valt.

Valt: Dawww :((

Amethyst: You'll get your turn in the limelight. Now, Free,

Amethyst: These are from Stone_fire

1: I know he used to be the dominant one, so what made him go bottom?

Free: *blushes* Why are you guys so interested in our sex lives? Well..um...Actually, Valt just asked if he could top one night. I went along with it. I never looked back since. It's relaxing, in a way. It's hard to keep up my reputation and deal with other bladers 24/7, so it's a nice change to let someone else take the reins for once.

Valt: He's got a nice ass.

Free: -///-

2: Has Valt's constant screaming/rambling/gibberish ever gotten tiring before?

Free: Honestly, It used to. But he's realized that I need quiet after a long day and refrains from telling me every time Valtrayk moves in his satchel.

Valt: Besides, I've grown to enjoy our quiet times together :3

3: Have any of them dated anybody else?

Valt: Nope. Free is my first boyfriend.

Free: I had a boyfriend a long time ago before I met Valt. He was amazing at first, but grew into a not-so-nice guy. We broke it off before somebody got hurt. We left on good terms, but haven't spoken in years. I'm okay with that.

4: If Free were to date someone else, who would it be?

Free: Oh- I'm not sure. I love Valt and I don't think I'd have met somebody as good as him.

Valt: awww, I love you too, Free.

Amethyst: That's it for now :). Free said he's gonna bake cupcakes so we need to let him go now before he forgets. Bye byeee!!

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Amethyst: *Kicks down door, throws a paper at Free* YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION

Free: LKJUYHTCGRF THE FUCK-

Amethyst: *Shoves paper in his face* Question

Free: All right, all right, Relax damn. What?

Amethyst: Okay, No One wants to know the story of your ex.

Free: ....K, then I won't tell it.

Amethyst: ....No like, they're a real person. Like, an actual person.

Free: ...Oh. *Sighs* Do I have to?

Amethyst: Yes :3

Free: ....His name was Jackson. Your typical punk-type guy, with a black leather jacket and vintage hot rod, smoked all the time. That stuff. We weren't together for long. He only kept me around cause I was hot and a good lay. So I left him. Turns out he already found a new fucktoy.

Amethyst: ...Oh. Damn. Sorry.

Free: *Shrugs* It's cool. Haven't spoken to him since. I'm much happier on BC Sol with Valt.

Valt: :3