Chapter 1: The Start of it All
Notes:
Mind you, this series started during 2021 so the humour at the start is kinda... ew, to me.
Bear with it guys I swear it gets better later on during chapter 12... that one I wrote last year, 2024 so humour changed including the way I write 😭
Chapter uploaded: 28 December 2021
Chapter Text
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03:06AM
Someone created a groupchat
Someone added ??, ?? and others
Someone changed their nickname
Takemichi set nicknames for everyone
Takemichi named the groupchat "Toman"
Takemichi:
Hello guys!!
Draken has gone online
Mikey has gone online
Draken:
One question, why are you still up at this hour?
Mikey:
TAKEMITCHY HEYYYYY
Takemichi:
Well why are YOU still up Draken
🤨⁉️
Draken:
You woke up me up shithead
Takemichi:
Well damn no need to curse 😐
Mikey:
Takemitchy, can I add someone?
Mikey:
Well- there's a lot actually
Takemichi:
Tell me who is it first
Chifuyu has gone online
Baji has gone online
Angry has gone online
Smiley has gone online
Baji:
Have y'all seen my lighter?
Draken:
Baji wtf
Chifuyu:
What are you going to do with the lighter anyway
Mikey:
STOP INTERRUPTING ME I'M TRYNA TYPE THE NAMES OF PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO ADD HERE
Smiley:
YALL MAKE THE PRESIDENT MAD
Angry:
Brother stop
Angry:
Just, no
Baji:
Ok no but srsly, have yall seen it anywhere?
Takemichi:
Suddenly I regret creating this gc
Mikey:
I forgot who I wanted to add
Mikey:
Anyways, Takemitchy,
Mikey:
can you make me the admin??
Mikey:
Can you?
Mikey:
Please Takemitchy 🥺🥺👉👈
Mikey:
Please my honey sugar plum sweetie pie pookie wookie snookie darling boo ba mister man bubba sweets my alpha omega beta Mitchy 🥺🥺
Chifuyu:
😨😨
Takemichi:
MIKEY
Takemichi:
WHAT 😭😭
Baji:
PMFAOJDKJAJD
Draken:
What is this behavior Mikey 😕
Smiley:
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Smiley:
NOT THE NICKNAMES
Mitsuya has gone online
Mitsuya:
I tried making dalgona
Angry:
How it'd go?
Mitsuya:
It was burnt 🙁
Mitsuya:
I spent idk like an hour making them 💔
Takemichi made Mikey the admin
Takemichi is no longer the admin
Mikey changed everyone's nicknames
Mikey changed their nickname
Drakegg (Draken):
Oh god-
Drakegg (Draken):
Wtf Mikey
Drakegg (Draken):
What did I do to deserve this?
Drakegg (Draken):
I took care of you
Drakegg (Draken):
I'm like your mother
Drakegg (Draken):
I'm like your father
Drakegg (Draken):
I'm like your brother
Drakegg (Draken):
Why did you gave me that nickname?
Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):
LMFOAHDJABD
Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):
EVUSE ME?! MIKEY MICHAEL MY OTGET PARTBER 🙁💔
Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):
IM BOT THAT STUPID
K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):
It's okay Baji
K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):
EHAHRJW WHAT 😭😭
Ed Sheeran (Smiley):
HE GOT YALL SO GOOD AHAHAHAHAHA
Ed Sheeran (Smiley):
oh
Ed Sheeran (Smiley):
OH NO YOU DID NOT
Ed Sheeran (Smiley):
ILL BEAT YOU UP 👹👹
A precious baby (Angry):
It's okay brother
A precious baby (Angry):
Oh, mine's actually okay
100% husband material (Mitsuya):
I'm kinda scared of what nickname he set for me-
100% husband material (Mitsuya):
Oh
100% husband material (Mitsuya):
Mine is also okay
100% husband material (Mitsuya):
Well I'm glad it's nothing bad
Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey:
TAKEMITCHY
Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey:
I SAW YOU TYPING
Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey:
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY
Drakegg (Draken):
THIS ISNT FAIR MIKEY WTH 💔💔
Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):
FR CPULDVE PICK A BETTER NAME FOR ME
K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):
CRYING SOBBING SCREAMING WEEPING SNIFFING SNEEZING COUGHING PULLING MY HAIR OUT RIPPING MY HAIR GRIPPING ONTO THE SHEETS JUMPING OFF THE CLIFF JUMPING OFF THE WINDOW SLIDING DOWN ON THE DOOR DRAMATICALLY SPOUTING SOME SHITS JUMPING AROUND THE NEIGHBOORHOOD
K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):
🙁🥀🥀⛓⛓🖤🔫🔫
Ed Sheeran (Smiley):
I DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM WTH
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
It's nothing mikey- I'm just scared and worried of what nickname you give for me-
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
NO MIKEY WHAT 😭😭
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
WHY IS IT SO LONG DKABKDJ CRYING
Ed Sheeran (Smiley):
AYO ITS COVERING THE WHOLE SCREEN 💀
K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):
NAHHHH IS THAT PARTNER?
Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):
BAHAHAHAHHA
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
😭😭
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
GUYS THIS AINT FUNNY 🙁💔💔
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
PLEASE MIKEY CHANGE IT BACK
Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):
SOMEONE HELP 🙁
Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey made Drakegg (Draken) the admin
Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey is no longer the admin
Drakegg changed their nickname
Draken changed everyone's nicknames
Draken:
Your welcome
Takemitchy:
THANK YOU SM
Takemitchy:
ILY <333
Takemitchy:
no homo
Baji:
YOUTE NY LIVE SAVIUR
Chifuyu:
^
Smiley:
^^
Man-child (Mikey):
NAURRRR
Man-child (Mikey):
AYO KENCHIN 😭⁉️⁉️
Mitsuya:
Deserved
Hakkai has gone online
Hakkai:
What happened here-
Hakkai:
Yall woke me up and it's only 4am
Angry:
It's already 4???
Draken made Takemichi the admin
Draken is no longer the admin
Takemichi added 3 people
Takemichi set nicknames for them
Draken:
Please no
Kazutora:
SURPRISE SHAWTYYYY
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Chapter 2: Sticky Notes
Notes:
I internally cringed at this but yk
Chapter uploaded: 28 December 2021
Chapter Text
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At the "Toman" groupchat
04:49AM
Kazutora:
SURPRISE SHAWTYY
Man-child (Mikey):
Aren't you supposed to be in jail?
Man-child (Mikey):
How tf did you have your phone
Kazutora:
I forced the guard to give me my phone 👹👹
Kazutora:
Also I'm honored to be in here bonus part is that I got added by michi <33
Baji:
Tora wgat
Takemitchy:
:)
Sanzu has gone online
Mucho has gone online
Man-child (Mikey):
And how tf do you have their number Takemitchy?
Takemitchy:
I asked for them ofc
Takemitchy:
It's hard getting them 😭
Takemitchy:
They're scary
Sanzu:
What
Sanzu:
I'm not that scary tf
Smiley:
Stop lying to yourself LMAO
Draken:
Go to sleep, we have school today
Mitsuya has gone offline
Angry has gone offline
Chifuyu has gone offline
Hakkai has gone offline
Kazutora has gone offline
Baji:
But im hunfry af
Draken:
No
Baji has gone offline
Mucho has gone offline
Smiley:
PLEASE WHY IS MUCHO EVEN ONLINE IF HES NOT GOINF TO SAY ANYTHUNF
Man-Child (Mikey):
BAGHSAJHSBN
Takemitchy:
Leave the poor man alone 🤕🤕
Draken:
YALL GO TO SLEEP FOR FUCKS SAKE
Smiley:
Well DAMN no need to be aggressive 🥶👆
Takemitchy:
Says from the person who chose violence to everything
Smiley:
Stfu, you wanna go?
Takemitchy:
Lmao no thanks
Takemitchy:
I don't want to spend my time on useless things
Takemitchy:
Goodbye
Takemitchy has gone offline
Smiley has gone offline
Man-child (Mikey):
WHO RAUGHT MITCHY TO BE SO SASSY
Draken:
Me
Draken:
Go to sleep Mikey
Draken:
No excuses
Man-child (Mikey):
🙁💔
Draken has gone offline
Man-child has gone offline
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At the "Toman" groupchat
09:23PM
Man-Child (Mikey) has gone online
Hakkai has gone online
Angry has gone online
Peh-Yan has gone online
Baji has gone online
Man-child (Mikey):
PLEASE I FORGOT WHOS THE ADMIN
Man-child (Mikey):
HWOEVER IT IS PLEASE CHANGE IT BACK
Baji:
Dobt change it vack
Baji:
Ya deserce that bame
Peh-yan:
Please fix your spellings
Peh-yan:
I almost had a stroke reading that
Chifuyu has gone online
Takemitchy has gone online
Takemitchy:
NO CFHIFUYU SHUT UP
Takemitchy:
DONT SAY ANYTHING
Takemitchy:
I SAW TOU TYPING FUCKER
Takemitchy:
AMD I KNOW YORU LAUGHIN BEHIDN TGE DAMN SCREEN
Takemitchy:
JUST SGUT UP
Man-child (Mikey):
WOAH MITCHY
Man-child (Mikey):
What even happened-
Takemitchy:
NO WHY WOUDL YOU ASKEGD TGAT WUESITON MIEKY 🙁🙁
Chifuyu:
WELL IM GAKF YOU ASKED MIKEY 🤩😍‼️
Takemitchy:
NAUR STOP STOPFBAKND
Takemitchy:
IM GOINF TO CRY FR
Takemitchy:
THIS SU NIT FUNNY FUYU
Takemitchy:
SKFJQJD IM FINNA BE AN EMO NOW 😞🥀🥀🥀⛓⛓💔💔
Kazutora has gone online
Draken has gone online
Mitsuya has gone online
Sanzu has gone online
Draken:
What with the ruckus
Mitsuya:
My phone wouldn't stop vibrating
Hakkai:
Taka-chan, that sounds so wrong 😟😟
Baji:
HAJXHAJSHA I AGREE WITF WGAT HE SAID
Chifuyu:
To answer your question Mikey, this happened at partner's school today
Chifuyu:
He got detention becausedhdb93)9!&:)2j
Angry:
I feel like something bad is coming
Takemitchy:
SKMEOEN TAKE CIFHUYS PHOEN PRIVELIEGES
Takemitchy:
I VANT DO RHIS SHIT NO MORE
Takemitchy:
BAHI YOUER TEH FIRST DIBISION CAPTAIN GO TAHE ASAY HSI PHOBE PRIVELIEGES
Baji:
Ill jusr ask Fuyu wgat hapoened on priv chat
Takemitchy:
Y'all fake af
Peh-yan:
I can sense some bs is coming so imma go
Peh-yan has gone offline
Angry has gone offline
Hakkai has gone offline
Mitsuya:
I'll stay bc I kinda want to see what Takemitchy did to get detention
Sanzu:
^
Kazutora:
^^
Man-child (Mikey):
^^^
Baji:
LMFOAHDVQJDB BAHAHHAHAHAHA
Baji:
YOU DID TGAT SHIR IN CLASS
Takemitchy:
I GRO DRGAGED STDU
Takemitchy:
DTIP LAUHIGM💔💔
Kazutora:
Just tell us what is it already
Kazutora:
I'm getting tired of waiting 😒😒
Chifuyu:
Takemitchy and his small group of friends, Mizo Middle Five got caught by their teacher doing a small omega verse roleplay on sticky notes which they passed to each other during class 😭😭
Mitsuya:
OMG NOOOO AHGDHAGD😭
Draken:
You did what now 😨😨⁉️
Kazutora:
LMFAODHABDB NOT OMEGA VERSE
Man-child (Mikey):
NOT RHE ROLEPLAY
Man-child (Mikey):
IM HOLLERING
Takemitchy:
YALL TGAU AINT FUNNY
Takemitchy:
TGE PRINCIPLE EVEN TOKD US TO REAG THAT SGRI IN FRKNT OF HIM 😞😞
Takemitchy:
HE LOOKED SO DOBE WITG US
Takemitchy:
HE GOT NO RIGTGS TO TAKE 15 YEARS OFF MY LIFE WITG TVAT STARE
Chifuyu:
WHO EVEB STARTED THE ROLEPLAY IN TGE FIRST PLACE LMAO
Takemitchy:
HDJAJDJEH THEM
Man-child (Mikey):
JEGJAHD TAKEMITCHY ADD THEM AND RECREATE THE ROLEPLAY HERE
Kazutora:
SHAHAHAH DO IT MICHI
Kazutora:
ILL DO ANYTHING JUDT FOR YOU TO ADD YOUR FRIENDS AND RECREATE THE ROLEPLAY HERE
Takemitchy:
Oh?? Anything?
Kazutora:
YES ANYRHINF
Kazutora:
.
Kazutora:
I feel like you're going to make me do smth horrible-
Takemitchy:
Send nudes to me privately
Kazutora:
.
Kazutora:
I know you're joking but I will
Takemitchy:
KAZU— PLEASE-
Chifuyu:
NAHHHH WHAT IS RHIS BEHAVIOUR PARTNER 😟⁉️⁉️
Chifuyu:
YOURE CHESTING ON HINA LIKE THIS? IN FRONT OF TOMAN? THE AUDACITY
Takemitchy added 4 people to the gc
Takemichi set nicknames for them
Takemitchy:
AKKUN HFKSJDJD THEYRE BULLYING ME
Atsushi (Akkun):
Who?
Yamagishi:
WHY AM I IN TOMAN'S GC-
Takemitchy:
I'll explain to you guys in our other gc
Takemitchy has gone offline
Yamagishi has gone offline
Makoto has gone offline
Takuya has gone offline
Akkun has gone offline
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At "Daddy kink" groupchat
10:13pm
Everyone has gone online
Our daddy (Akkun):
Mind explaining why we're added to Toman's GC🤨
Our mommy (Takemichi):
SO
Our mommy (Takemichi):
I- I- I- I- I- t-told ch-ch-chif-chif- chifuyu-
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
Michi what 😟
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
NOT THE STUTTERING OVER TEXT SKADJQHD WHEEZING
Our mommy (Takemichi):
As if you're any better 🤕
Our mommy (Takemichi):
Anyways
Our mommy (Takemichi):
itoldchifuyuaboutouromegaverseroleplayandhefuxkingbetrayedmebytellungittotomanandmikeywantsustorecreateitinthegc
Kitten #3 (Takuya):
NOOOOO WHY WOULD U TELL HIM 😿😿
Our mommy (Takemichi):
I NEWD TO GRT IT OFF MY CHEST OKAY
Our daddy (Akkun):
I had a stroke reading that
Our daddy (Akkun):
Someone pls tell what he's saying
Kitten #1 (Yamagish):
"I told Chifuyu about our omega verse roleplay and he fucking betrayed me by tellling it to Toman and Mikey wants us to recreate it in the gc"
Our daddy (Akkun):
PH HELL NAW I AINT DOING THAT SHIT AGAIN
Our mommy (Takemichi):
It's all makoto's fault, he dragged us into this 😿💔💔
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
KSGAJRHJW WDYM I DRAGGED U GUYS👺
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
I KNOW YOU AITN TALKING YOU OMEGA MF 👹
Kitten #3 (Makoto):
ABSENT ALPHA BEHAVIOR 😪😪
Our mommy (Takemichi):
JDHAKDJJW WAIT WHO TF GAVE ME THE OMEGA ROLE 👹👹👹
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
.
Kitten #3 (Takuya):
.
Kitten #3 (Takuya):
It's yamagishi
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
THE BETRAYAL
Our daddy (Akkun):
Let's just get this over with
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At the "Toman" groupchat
10:20pm
Kazutora:
I don't get what's the hype or what's so attractive of getting called by your full name like 🤨⁉️
Man-child (Mikey):
Kazutora Hanemiya.
Kazutora:
.
Kazutora:
Oh
Kazutora:
Nvm
Kazutora:
I take back my words.
Kazutora:
That's attractive 😍😍
Man-child (Mikey):
NAH WTH
Draken:
Kazutora no-
Takemitchy has gone online
Akkun has gone online
Yamagishi has gone online
Makoto has gone online
Takuya has gone online
Takemitchy:
I'm back 😇
Takemitchy:
I'm totally okay 🥰
Chifuyu:
Stop lying to yourself partner
Chifuyu:
It's not good
Takemitchy:
STFU DKAJRKE YOU AINT MY PARTNER NO MORE YOU BACK STABBER YOURE THE CUASE OF MY AUFFETING RN
Baji:
LMFOAJDKABD GET REVKED FUYU
Chifuyu:
PARTNER IM SO SORYEHDKWHF
Chifuyu:
FORGIVE ME
Chifuyu:
JDHAKDJ
Akkun:
Since y'all asked for it,,,we have no choice but to do it
Man-child (Mikey):
DAMN FINALLY I WAS ETTING TIRED OF WAIJTNN
Takuya:
KSHSKE let's start off with our roles-
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Chapter 3: Omegaverse Roleplay [PT1]
Notes:
I CRINGED oh my...
Chapter uploaded: 28 December 2021
Chapter Text
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At the "Toman" groupchat
10:25pm
Takuya:
KSHSKE let's start off with our roles-
Takemichi:
Someone tell em our roles, I ain't doing that shit
Akkun:
Takemichi - omega
Takemitchy:
AND HERE I THOUVBT YORUE BETTER😕
Takemitchy:
YOU DARE BETRYARD YORU WIFE LIKE THAT 💔
Chifuyu:
PARTNWR WHAT
Man-child(mikey):
AYODHKAJDJE WIFE ⁉️⁉️
Takuya:
NISAJHS AKKUN MADE MOMMY MAD
Akkun:
Stfu, be glad I volunteered to tell them our roles
Akkun:
And michi be glad I'm your husband 👺
Draken:
I know you guys are weird af but I didnt expect this AT ALL
Yamagishi:
Why not just change our names I mean it'll be more easier to see
Takemitchy:
HOW COME YOU GUYS ARE SO CALM ABOUT THIS WTH
Takuya:
So yorue just going to act like as if all of us arent panicking in our other gc 🤨
Takemitchy:
Oh right lol
Takemitchy:
I forgot I'm the admin hold on-
Man-child (Mikey):
CHANGE MY NAME WHIEK YEOHE AT IT
Takemitchy changed their name
Takemitchy changed 5 people's name
Omega Takemichi:
There, I did it
Omega Takemichi:
GAED I wanna bury myself 6ft deep
Kazutora:
KHDJAHE ILL COUNT FROM 3 THEN YALL START
Kazutora:
3
Alpha Akkun:
JAHJSGW AT LEAST GIVE US SOME TIME TO PREPAE OURSELVES
Alpha Yamagishi:
FR DKABJDB ITS ALL MAKOTO'S FAULT
Beta Takuya:
I SECOND THAT
Narrator Makoto:
STOP BLAMINF ME FUCKERS
Narrator Makoto:
I DIDNT EMAN IT I SWEAR
Kazutora:
Y'all already have enough time to prepare
Kazutora:
2
Kazutora:
1
Mikey:
AND ACTION
Mitsuya:
Why am I already invested in this 😭
Draken:
No bc same 😕
Narrator Makoto:
Before anything- I would like to say that we're just sayign things that we wrote on the sticky notes AND BESIDES THIS IS A RECREATION SO
Narrator Makoto:
Anyways,
Narrator Makoto:
"Takemichi is walking side by side with Akkun and Yamagishi. School just ended and both alpha are walking the blonde to his home."
Kazutora:
WAIR ARE RHET FIGHUTBG FOR TAKEMICHI LMAOOO
Chifuyu:
NAHHH YALL DID NOT
Mikey:
PLEASE IS THAT THE START OF YALL CONVERSATION AKHFAJBS
Alpha Akkun:
Believe it or not, yes that's the start
Alpha Akkun:
"Makoto wtaf, we're in class"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"WAIT WHY AM I AN ALPHA"
Beta Takuya:
"I should've expect this coming"
Omega Takemichi:
"why am I included in this"
Draken:
I still can't believe y'all did this in class
Sanzu:
I'm sleepy rn but this is more important
Beta Takuya:
"Why can't y'all just focus in class"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"YOU SHOULD KNOW that we all for sure ain't paying attention to the class. ALSO OMEGA MICHI"
Alpha Akkun:
"I'm trying my best </3 and michi being an omega sounds right"
Omega Takemichi:
WAIT HOMD ON HPLD ON WTF WHY DIDNT I NOTICED THAT 😭😭
Baji:
LMAOJDJA OOC ALERT
Mikey:
Whoever agree that michi suit being an omega raise your hand
Mikey:
🙋🏻♂️
Chifuyu:
🙋🏻♂️
Draken:
Sorry Takemitchy but 🙋🏻♂️
Mitsuya:
...🙋🏻♂️
Baji:
🙋🏻♂️
Kazutora:
You just gave off the vibes mitchy 🙋🏻♂️
Sanzu:
🙋🏻♂️
Alpha Yamagishi:
🙋🏻♂️
Narrator Makoto:
🙋🏻♂️
Alpha Takuya:
Sorry not sorry 🙋🏻♂️
Alpha Akkun:
^^ 🙋🏻♂️
Omega Takemichi:
WOW 😐 y'all fake af
Omega Takemichi:
Go fuck yourselves /srs
Mikey:
MITCHY NODHAJFHJS
Kazutora:
ENOUGH
Kazutora:
Please continue the roleplay 🥰
Kazutora:
I want to laugh at something, it's bored being held in this prison
Narrator Makoto:
...okay
Narrator Makoto:
"Takemichi shivered because of the cold breeze, and Akkun took the chance to gave the omega his jacket. PASS THIS TO MICHI"
Omega Takemichi:
"Ain't no way I'm doing that shit"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"OH CMON MICHI DONT BE SUCH A BUMMER ILL DO ANYTHING FLR YOU JUST DO IT"
Kazutora:
DIJAWOD NOT THE "ILL DO ANTHUNGN FOR YOU"
Mitsuya:
We all know for sure Takemitchy is going to make him to do smth bad
Draken:
I second that
Omega Takemichi:
SHUT UPPPP IM NOT THAT EVIL
Omega Takemichi:
"Anything? Well then, we're doing 'it', my house, tomorrow at 9pm."
Mikey:
WAIT MICHI ARE U FR 😭😭
Chifuyu:
PARTNER AINT NO WAY YOU SAID THAT YOU SRILL HAVE A GF PARTNER
Baji:
WITGOUT THE "/j"
Sanzu:
Not the exact time and place 💀
Kazutora:
SOROAIJDKE NO ARE U SRSLY BEING FR MICHI
Mitsuya:
Wait didn't Mitchy said that their principle told them to read the roleplay outloud in front of him, so does that mean 😨
Omega Takemichi:
SOTP REMINFIGN ME AVIUT THE PRINCIPLE HE TOOK 15 YEARS OFF MY LIFE I REPEAT
Omega Takemichi:
15 Y E A R S
Omega Takemichi:
WITH THAT SCARY STARE OF HIS </3
Alpha Akkun:
"I thought you're better than this Michi"
Beta Takuya:
"Believe it or not, he's always like this. He once said that to me. Forever traumatized"
Omega Takemichi:
"I'm just joking, learn how to take jokes, and fine I'll do it but just this once, also Yamagishi buy me some fries after school"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"No bc I really thought you're being fr about doing 'it' "
Narrator Makoto:
"You guys are taking so long"
Omega Takemichi:
"O-oh, thanks Akkun *smiles sweetly*"
Draken:
I cant- the second hand embarrassment
Chifuyu:
😭😭💀
Narrator Makoto:
"Damn finally, Akkun blushed because of the sight in front of him. Yamagishi, on the other hand is getting jealous"
Mitsuya:
Why is it kinda entertaining 😞
Mikey:
Guess who's screenshotting these and sending them to Emma telling her to send it to Hina 🥰
Omega Takemichi:
Do you want me to send the screenshots of you simping and drooling for some random dilfs on the street?
Mikey:
Guess who's deleting the screenshots 🥰
Draken:
Excuse me what
Baji:
No because I gotta admit that those random dilfs on the street is hot 😍🤤
Baji:
I'm hotter ofc
Chifuyu:
BAJI–SAN
Sanzu:
NOT HIM HAVING CORRECT SPELLING ONCE HE TALKED ABIUT THE DILFS 💀
Kazutora:
Enough with dilfs, cna we talk about milfs
Kazutora:
For example, Chifuyu's mom 🤤🤤
Chifuyu:
EXCHSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SYA
Chifuyu:
DONT DRGA MY MOM INTO THIS
Mikey:
So @Chifuyu, when's your mom free?😏
Chifuyu:
I DONT WANT YOU TO BE MY FATGET NO 👹
Draken:
Y'all stfu, this is getting off topic
Mikey:
OH RIGHT THE ROLEPLAY
Omega Takemichi:
Goddamnit why did you have to remind them Draken
Alpha Yamagishi:
"So Takemichi, you're free tomorrow right?"
Omega Takemichi:
"O-oh uhm yes...w-Why did you ask Yama-kun? *turns around to face Yamagishi, tilting his head to the side*"
Kazutora:
I have a question
Kazutora:
Why is Takemichi good at this kind of things
Kazutora:
Perhaps-
Omega Takemichi:
Stop it right there Kazutora Hanemiya.
Kazutora:
OMG KMG
Kazutora:
OMFG
Kazutora:
YOU DID BOT JSUT CLLA ME BY NY FULL MBAM
Kazutora:
SOGP WHY IS IT SO ATTRACIRVE
Kazutora:
LWHDJAHJDB
Kazutora:
ILL ESCAPE FROM THSI RPISON RN ANYRHIFN DOR YOU MICHI
Kazutora:
CAWLHXKWJ MICHI DEGRADE ME MORE
Kazutora:
OVE BEEN A BAD VIY THESE DAYS
Baji:
I didbr know you hace a defrafing kink Tora-
Mitsuya:
Pack up kid, it's not safe here👜👨👦
Chifuyu:
Let's go mom 👜🏃♂️🏃♂️
Omega Takemichi:
I did not expect that at all
Alpha Yamagishi:
"Oh well I was wondering if I can take you out on a date tomorrow"
Omega Takemichi:
"E-eh?!?! Yama-kun?! A d-d-d-d-date?! With you???"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"Yes a date, me and you, together. What do you say?"
Beta Takuya:
"Ah! Michi-Chan! Why are you so late? I'm worried sick you know that"
Narrator Makoto:
"Thank you for your cooperation Takuya, anyways- all of them looked at Takuya who's standing in front of Takemichi's door, worry can be seen all over his face"
Omega Takemichi:
"I'm sorry Takuya-kun, I was on cleaning duties and don't worry! These two men right here accompany me back home *walked to Yamagishi and held his hands* also Yama-kun, I would love to go on a date with you tomorrow!!"
Chifuyu:
Partner is carrying this whole roleplay
Mikey:
MATERIAL GWORLLLL 😍😍
Draken:
And I thought he hates these kind of things
Kazutora:
SHISH MAYBE HE HAVE EXPERIENCE IDK
Kazutora:
Also continue pls
Narrator Makoto:
"This made the other alpha's blood boil"
Mitsuya:
WAIT I HAVE A FEKLING ANGST IS COMING
Sanzu:
This roleplay is better than my English essay
Chifuyu:
OH NO WHATS GOING TO HAPPENED TO TJEM
Draken:
Not y'all getting really invested in this
Mikey:
I know you ain't talking kenchin
Kazutora:
CONTINUE CONTINUE THIS IS JUST GETTKNG STARTED
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Chapter 4: Omegaverse Roleplay [PT2]
Summary:
Good grief this is killing me
Chapter uploaded: 30 December 2021
Chapter Text
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Kazutora:
CONTINUE CONTINUE THIS IS JUST GETTKNG STARTED
Hakkai has gone online
Hakkai:
My phone won't stop ringing-
Hakkai:
Anyways what happened here?
Kazutora:
Just scroll back up
Hakkai:
I feel like I'm going to see some unexpected weird shits if I do but w.e
Beta Takuya:
"Where is this story going?"
Omega Takemichi:
"Stop idek"
Chifuyu:
Questioning on how this is more interesting than the mangas I've read
Sanzu:
Fr fr
Omega Takemichi:
We had gone through some phases 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
Alpha Akkun:
Why are you exposing us and yourself like that🤕🤕
Narrator Makoto:
"After that happened, Yamagishi and takemichi soon dated each other. Something happened in their relationship and Takemichi then had enough so he decided to take a step forward"
Draken:
I'm crying what the fuck is this 😭😭
Mikey:
AYO WHAT HAPPENED ⁉️⁉️
Mitsuya:
Aint no way that this happened in class, I refuse to believe that
Mitsuya:
This roleplay is too good wth
Beta Takuya:
Dw I also cnat believe that this happened in class
Mitsuya:
I'm concerned about you guys
Omega Takemichi:
I'm concerned of myself too so dw Mitsuya kun
Omega Takemichi:
"Okay that's it, I had enough."
Beta Takuya:
"M-micchan!!"
Draken:
wait what 🚶🏻♀️
Hakkai:
I read the whole thing
Sanzu:
Do you like their roleplay?
Hakkai:
I actually like it 😭😭
Mikey:
Continue pls guys, I wanna know what happened that cuaes mitchy to be like that
Chifuyu:
I can tell that you're enjoying this
Narrator Makoto:
"Takemichi dragged Takuya whos naked, out of his house, why he's acting like this you asked? Well Takemichi had enough of his toxic relationship with Yamagishi. And Yamagishi always came to his house just so he can hook up with the beta, Takemichi didn't mind at first because he thought it's just an accident but it keeps happening. Takemichi didn't care if Takuya is naked or not, he just want Takuya to leave"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Omega Takemichi:
"Stop with the act Yamagishi-San, let's just break up. I cant take this anymore!"
Draken:
Wow you're such a jerk Yamagishi
Baji:
I afree witg what darekn said
Alpha Yamagishi has gone offline
Mikey:
WAIT NO DONT GO
Kazutora:
YOU STILL HAVE A ROLEPLAY TO FOMPLETE
Omega Takemichi:
Please excuse me for a minute
Omega Takemichi has gone offline
Beta Takuya:
DAD MOM IS CHEATING ON YOU
Narrator Makoto:
NSJJQKDN NOOO I DONT WANT OUR FAMILY TO SPLIT UP 😭😭
Alpha Akkun:
STOP THJS😭
Kazutora:
NO OUR MAIN CHARACTERS IS NTO HERE
Hakkai:
OWHDIHWB NOOO ITS ALL DRAKEN AND BAJI'S FAULT🤬🤬
Draken:
WTF
Draken:
HOW IS IT MY FAILT
Baji:
TEHA HEO IS UT MY FUAKT
Sanzu:
You guys called Yamagishi a jerk 😔
Chifuyu:
Shame on you guys😔
Mitsuya:
I'm disappointed 😔
Draken:
MOTSUYA WHAT
Omega Takemichi has gone online
Alpha Yamagishi has gone online
Draken:
IM SORRU YAMAGISHI HDKAHDJ
Alpha Yamagishi:
Yamagishi is not here
Beta Takuya:
NO YAKL BROEJ MY BROTHER
Narrator Makoto:
NOOOO BRO
Narrator Makoto:
WE HAVENT EVEN PLATONICALLY FUCK EACH TOEHT YEET DOTN LEVA EME
Kazutora:
DOES PLATONICALLY FUCK EAHC OTHER EVEN EXIST
Alpha Yamagishi:
Calm down guys, yamagishi's asleep
Chifuyu:
THE WHO TF ARE YIU
Chifuyu:
G A S P
Sanzu:
NOT THE DRAMTIC GASP IM CYRING
Chifuyu:
PERHAPS HE GOT KIDDNAPPED AND WERE TALKJGN TO HIS KIDNAPPER RN
Mikey:
CALL THE POLICE
Kazutora:
ON IT
Mitsuya:
GOODBYE I FGROT YOURE DITLL IN JAIL
Alpha Yamagishi:
Y'all calm down, he didn't get kidnapped
Alpha Yamagishi:
It's me, Takemichi
Alpha Yamagishi:
Like I said earlier, he's asleep
Mitsuya:
He could be someone else prentending as Takemichi yk
Chifuyu:
Oh
Chifuyu:
Wait
Hakkai:
How'd you know he's asleep and how'd you get his phone?? 🤨🤨
Baji:
Deos that mesn
Beta Takuya:
YOU GUYS ARE TOEGTHER ⁉️⁉️
Draken:
What's up with you guys comepletig each other sentnenxe
Alpha Akkun:
Wow michi, showing this to Hina and said "Takemichi's cheating on you with Yamagishi"
Mitsuya:
The way you guys ignored my statement 💔
Omega Takemichi:
SOFODJKAND SROP
Omega Takemichi:
STOP
Omega Takemichi:
LET ME EPCLAIN FIRIST
Alpha Akkun:
I'm listening
Omega Takemichi:
SO YAMAGISHI SUAD HED DO ANYHINF FOR ME RIGHT? SO I SAID TO HIM TO BUY ME FRIES AFTER SHXOOL AND HE DID SO AFTER THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THINGS AND SHIT IT WAS GETTING LATE AND YAMAGISHIS HOUSE IS FAR AWAY DO HE DECIDED TO SLEPE AT MY HOSIE TONIGHT AND I AGREED OFC BC HES MY FRIEND
Alpha Akkun:
Oh
Alpha Akkun:
Ok then
Mikey:
HELPDJAJ THE LACK OF EMOTIOGN IS KILLIGN ME
Kazutora:
Well now that's settled
Hakkai:
Continue 👹
Narrator Makoto:
Please yiu guys are enjoyign this
Alpha Yamagishi:
"Micchan yk we can work things out"
Omega Takemichi:
"No, we're done here. You can continue your relationship with Takuya *slowly walks away*"
Alpha Yamagishi:
"Cmon micchan *lets out his pheromones to calm down the omega*"
Omega Takemichi:
"*scowling* Stop it Yamagishi-san, your tricks wont work on me anymore"
Alpha Akkun:
"Ah, micchan? What's going-...on..?"
Narrator Makoto:
Anddd that's when the teacher caught us 🚶🏻♀️
Alpha Akkun:
After the detention, we got invited to the drama club 😭😭
Kazutora:
LMFOABDJAKJD
Chifuyu:
HAHSHAHSH PELASE
Sanzu:
The invitation to the drama club took me out 💀💀
Draken:
Same-
Omega Takemichi changed their name
Takemichi kicked out 4 people
Takemichi has gone offline
Baji:
JSHAJHD HE LEDT AS SOPN THEYRE FINOSGED
Mitsuya:
That was- entertaining ngl
Chifuyu:
Theyre weird 😭😭 randomly starting a roleplay in the middle of the class, I could never
Mikey:
Fr fr
Angry has gone online
Angry:
I just got attacked by some gang members
Angry:
I just wanted to buy some chips bro leave me tf alone
Takemichi has gone online
Takemichi added 4 people
Takemichi set names for them
Draken:
Oh god
Hanma:
HEY TOMAN~~ ♡
Rindou:
Sup fuckers
Ran:
Now now rin don't be rude
Kakucho:
hello
Mikey:
WHAT
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Chapter 5: Need To Know
Notes:
The underline text is the lyrics
For eg.
"Wanna know what it's like?"
also the song is 'Need to know' by Doja Cat
Chapter uploaded: 5 January 2022
Chapter Text
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At the "Toman" groupchat
11:12pm
Hanma:
HEY TOMAN~~ ♡
Rindou:
Sup fuckers
Ran:
Now now rin don't be rude
Kakucho:
hello
Mikey:
WHAT
Draken:
Wtf are they doing in here Mitchy 😭 gawd I feel like I'm going to lose more braincells
Takemichi:
I bumped into them this evening when Yamagishi treat me some fries
Takemichi:
They gave me their number so I decided why not add them here 😍
Takemichi:
The more the merrier they said
Takemichi has changed the groupchat name to "mentally unstable 📉"
Chifuyu:
DAMN PARTNER NO NEED TO POINT THAT SHI OUT
Kazutora:
Alr goodbye people I'm tired asf
Kazutora has gone offline
Hakkai has gone offline
Mitsuya has gone offline
Baji has gone offline
Smiley has gone online
Smiley:
I accidentally woke up and can't go back to sleep 😔
Mikey:
Just sleep
Smiley:
Wow geez thanks for the advice
Smiley:
I totally didn't knew about that
Smiley:
So shocking wow
Smiley:
Just cant believe how smart you are
Chifuyu:
IM CEYING
Chifuyu:
THE DEY RPLIES HAD ME DEAD
Hanma:
@Takemichi
Draken:
STOP WHATEVER YOURE TRYIN TO DO
Takemichi:
I'm scared 🚶🏻♀️
Takemichi:
And why are you tagging me
Angry:
OH ITS YOU GUYS
Smiley:
What happened
Angry:
@Ran and @Rin attacked me while I trying to buy some chips 💔💔
Takemichi:
Why did you guys attacked Angry
Takemichi:
So not cool of you
Draken:
So we're just going to ignore the fact that Angry went out to the store at 11pm?
Mikey:
That and the haitani brothers are here instead of being on Roppongi 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
Chifuyu:
Well yeah-
Ran:
Listen listen, he just pissed me off
Angry:
I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHIGN TO YOU DUDE????????
Rindou:
You did, you stared at us
Angry:
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BLOCKING THE FUCKING WAY TO THE DAMN STORE
Takemichi:
Calm down Souya
Smiley:
SOUYA?
Mikey:
SOUYAAAA??????
Angry:
Yes that's my name, I'm aware of it
Takemichi:
Why are you guys using caplocks-
Sanzu:
Since when did you call him by that?
Takemichi:
Just now
Takemichi:
His name sounds nice so I just use that instead of his nickname, "Angry" 💪💪
Hanma:
@Takemichi
Takemichi:
What is it Hanma??
Hanma:
Wanna know what it's like?
Takemichi:
What
Draken:
Alr you guys can solve y'all problem in another gc or w.e
Draken:
And tf you mean by that Hanma
Ran:
@Takemichi Baby show me what it's like
Takemichi:
EZCUSE ME WHAT
Takemichi:
WHY TF ARE YOU CALLING ME BABY
Takemichi:
IS RHAT AN INSULT OR A NICKNAME-
Chifuyu:
Partner do be having a crisis
Takemichi:
Shut up😒👎
Sanzu:
What's up with you guys tagging Takemichi 💀
Rindou:
I don't really got no type,
Rindou:
I just wanna fuck all night @Takemichi
Takemichi:
AGAIN EXCUSE ME WHAT TF ARE YOU GUYS SAYING 😭😭😭
Mikey:
MITCHY
Mikey:
I DIDNT KNOW YOURE GAY 🤯
Smiley:
BE WHO YOU ARE~~~~ FOR YOUR PRIDE~~~~~ 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Takemichi:
IM NOT GAY WHAT
Draken:
Takemichi is that kind of person where they said that they're straight but will get turned on and then come by some men 😭😭
Takemichi:
IM CRYING IM NOT LIKE THAT 💔💔
Takemichi added one person
Takemichi changed their name
Takemichi:
HINA THEYRE BULLYING ME
Hina has gone online
Chifuyu:
WHY IS SHE ONLJNE AT THIS HORU
Hina:
What are you talking about??? And what's with the groupchat name-
Hina:
Oh
Hina:
Hina didn't know you're that type of person Takemichi
Hanma:
LMFAOHDKAJB
Kakucho:
@Takemichi Baby I need to know~
Hina:
Well that's that, I mean you're just joking around with your friends. So now that's settled, Hina will be leaving now bye
Hina left the groupchat
Mikey:
IM SORRY FOR LAUGJGJN MITCHY
Takemichi:
🖕🖕
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Takemichi created a groupchat
Takemichi added 4 people
Takemichi set names for everyone
Everyone is online
Takemichi:
WAIT WAIT
Takemichi:
Y'all are doing a lyric prank right right?
Takemichi:
Need to know Doja Cat??
Kakucho:
JOW
Hanma:
That fast?
Takemichi:
HDKAJEJ CSN I JOIN???
Ran:
I mean sure why not
Takemichi:
HEHEHHEHE
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At the "Mentally unnstable📉" groupchat
11:14pm
Rindou:
I just been fantasizing 😪
Rindou:
And we got a lotta time
Ran:
Baby, come throw the pipe
Ran:
Gotta know what it's like @Takemichi
Chifuyu:
I still dont get it on how Partner became close to four of them 🤨
Sanzu:
they're literally from different gangs
Kazutora has gone online
Kazutora:
INJUST REMEMBER SMTH
Mikey:
I thought you went to sleep?
Kazutora:
I did but I woke up bc I remember smth
Kazutora:
DOTN INTERRUPTBME
Kazutora:
Anyways
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
BBL MIKEY 😍😍😘🤪💋💋💅🏼💅🏼‼️‼️
Draken:
NO YOU DID NOT JSUT KAHDKAHD
Chifuyu:
IM HOLLERING
Sanzu:
STOPJDKANF
Smiley:
BAHAHHAHAHAHA NOT THE EMOJIS
Mikey:
IM FRYING
Takemichi:
FRYING????
Mikey:
*CRYING
Mikey:
LEAVE ME ALONE TF 💔
Takemichi changed one person's name
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
YALL FAKE
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
WTF TAKEMITCHY 💔💔💔
Ran:
I didn't know Toman was this chaotic
Kakucho:
^
Hanma:
How did you have a pic of him in that view if you're behind him knocked out? 🚶🏻♀️
Kazutora:
Shh we ain't talking bout that
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
YOU KAZUTORA ARE NOTHING BUT A PROSTITUTE
Kazutora:
>:O HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PROSTITUTE
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
BUT YOU ARE
Kazutora:
You better say sorry 😢😢
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Why should I 🙄⁉️
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Go to hell 🤬👎
Hanma:
Uhm anyways
Hanma:
@Takemichi baby, I need to know 😩
Takemichi:
@Draken What's your size 😩 Add subtract divide 👯♀️
Draken:
What is this behavior Takemitchy
Takemichi:
Just answer the damn question, like your dick size if you're that clueless
Draken:
STFU I know what that means
Draken:
(Insert random number lmao) inches
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 took a screenshot
Takemichi took a screenshot
Draken deleted a message
Draken:
.
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
I'll check if it's true the next time we meet
Angry:
What 😭
Smiley:
DAMN JT I DIDNT SAW THE MESSAGE
Takemichi:
I was just joking lmao but thanks for answering anyway Draken SHAKEHJW
Draken:
Fuck you
Takemichi:
Sure when? Time and place?
Draken:
NOT THAT KIND OF FUCK YOU DUMBASS
Draken:
I'm so done with you guys, I'm losing brain cells everytime I opened this gc
Rindou:
Toman gc is more chaotic than tenjiku-
Ran:
Fr fr
Kakucho:
I agree-
Angry:
Daddy don't throw no curves😪
Angry:
Hold up I'm going wide ✋
Smiley:
WHAT DID YOU TO MY BROTHER TAKEMITCHY
Takemichi:
WHY TF DO YOU ASSUME ITS ME
Takemichi:
UR OCULD BE BBL MIKEY OR ANYONE ELSE
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
SRPO CALLING ME THAT
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
AND WHY IS TI ALWAYS ME
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
I DID ABSOLUTELY NROHIGN GHIS TIME
Chifuyu:
"This time"
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
STOP IM FINNA BE AN EMO IF THIS CONTINUES 😕💔
Hanma:
You're already one though
Hanma:
It's okay Mikey, I accept you even if you're an emo ♡
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
FUCK OFF
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
GO OUT WITH KISAKI OR SMTH
Hanma:
He's not gay 🙁💔
Kakucho:
We could just start at 10, then we can go to five @Takemichi
Angry:
I don't play play with my pin, I mean what I text
Smiley:
You what
Sanzu:
I just watch this whole thing go down LMFOAJDJ
Chifuyu:
^^
Kazutora:
^^^
Hanma:
I just cant help but be sexual
Draken:
Leave rn 😍👉🚪
Hanma:
No thank you, I like it here ♡
Draken:
I'm going to cry
Draken:
Still questioning why'd you add them here
Takemichi:
I already told you, the more the merrier 🤗
Draken:
It's not merrier at all 😭😭👎
Takemichi:
@Sanzu tell me your schedule, I got a lotta new tricks for you baby
Sanzu:
Excuse me what 🕴why am I included in this
Kazutora:
Mitchy be flirtin around with ppl when he already have a gf
Draken:
I honestly forgot he's in a relationship
Chifuyu:
Ikr he just gave off the single person vibes everytime we're around him
Takemichi:
Idk what to say and feel about what you guys said just now 🐕
Sanzu:
What's with the random appearance of that dog emoji
Takemichi:
NO KDHAJRJE I MEANT TO SEND THIS "🕴" EMOJI NOT THE DOG
Takemichi:
ITS ON ACCIDNET
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
HOW IS IT ON ACCIDNET THEYRE LITERALLT IN DIFFERNET CATEGORIES WHAT
Kakucho:
I bet it's from his recent used emojis
Chifuyu:
PARTNER I AHVE A FEELING YIRUE BARKING AT THISE TWITTER GIRLS THATS WHY THE DOG EMOJIS IS UR RECENT EMOJIS
Takemichi:
WHAT
Takemichi:
IM NOT THAY TYPE OF EPRSON
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Takemichi can you add Emma here?
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Emma is begging me to add her to this gc bc she saw me cackling and crying and shi
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
She won't stop pestering me until she's added here 😭😭
Takemichi added one person
Takemichi set a name for them
Takemichi:
There
Emma:
OMG RHANK YOU
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Emma:
LMDOAJFKA WHATS WITH YOUR NAME
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
STOP LAUGHING ANF GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY ROOM
Emma:
No need to yell 🙄🙄 if grandpa woke up, it's all going to be your fault
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
I put headphones on him 💪💪
Draken:
YOU PUT WHAT 😭
Rindou:
Everyone shut up and let me do my thing
Rindou:
@Angry just saying I'm flexible, I do what I can to get you off 😪
Smiley:
Angry it's time for your tears to shine 🤩💪
Smiley:
Dw about the promise
Angry:
Uh
Ran:
@Takemichi might fuck him with my makeup on
Kakucho:
You wear makeup?
Ran:
Only eyeliner
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
No wonder
Ran:
How tf did you take that pic of me so up close
Kazutora:
I have my ways
Chifuyu:
.
Chifuyu:
Creepy mf
Kazutora:
STOP IM NOT CREEPY
Kakucho:
Whatever makes you sleep at night
Kazutora:
Crying
Takemichi:
@Ran Eat it like I need an apron on
Takemichi:
Eat it 'til I need to change my thong
Emma:
TAKEMICHI YOU WEAR THOGNS
Chifuyu:
APRTNER WHAT
Angry:
@Hanma we could do it to your fav song
Smiley:
OUT OF EVERYONE YOU CHOSE HANMA JUST WHY
Smiley:
If you say another thing I swear I will not hesitate to come up to your room
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
YOU GUYS LIVED TOEGTHER????
Smiley:
OFC WE ARE DUMBASS
Smiley:
WE'RE LITERALLY SIBLINGS
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Oh yeah
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Lol I forgot
Kazutora:
This is why Shinichiro left you 👎👎
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
MF YOURE THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM
Draken:
Stop
Draken:
I cant take this anymore
Chifuyu:
*Draken then turns into the depressed angry alpha demon king*
Takemichi:
IM CRYING WHAT
Draken:
CHFIUYU WHAT
Ran:
WHAT IS THAT
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 took a screenshot
Emma took a screenshot
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
It's for educational purposes
Emma:
^^
Hanma:
@Angry Take a ride into the danger zone, you my — be buggin me
(I'm not black guys)
Smiley:
STOP THIS MADNESS
Takemichi:
@Rindou I just be wondering if you can fuck on me better
Takemichi:
Itchin for it like an ugly sweater, need it in me like Chuck E. need cheddar
Takemichi:
I need to know 😩😩😩
Draken:
May I remind you that this is a gc?
Takemichi:
DRAKEN MAY I REMIND U THAT IM JUST JOKING??
Draken:
May I remind you that I take things srsly?
Takemichi:
May I remind you to stop using May I remind you everytime I make jokes?
Draken:
May I remind you that you should also stop using May I remind you after I used May I remind you on you?
Takemichi:
May I remind you that you really need to stop using May I remind you after I use May I remind you on you after you used May I remind you on me after I make jokes?
Kazutora:
My brain couldn't handle what they're saying
Sanzu:
All I can see is may you I remind idk smth like that
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Is that even a language 😭😭
Emma:
Wait I just noticed the gc name
Emma:
Just wanted to let you know I'm not mentally unstable
Kakucho:
Stop lying to yourself, it's not good
Emma:
I'm not lying
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Yea sure 🙄👎
Ran:
@Takemichi you're exciting
Takemichi:
Boy come find me, your eyes told me "boy come ride me"
Emma:
OMFG YOURE GAY
Emma:
WHAT ABOUT HINA
Takemichi:
STIP SAYIFN THAT IN GAY WHEN IM NOT
Emma:
THEN WTF IS THATTTT
Kakucho:
Uhm
Kakucho:
@Angry fuck that feeling both of us fighting
Angry:
Could he try me? 🤔
Takemichi:
Mmmmmm most likely😍
Takemichi:
@Hanma tryna see if you can handle this ass 😚
Rindou:
Prolly give his ass a panick attack
Angry:
@Kakucho sorry if I gave a random erection
Angry:
You're prolly thinking I'm a telekinetic
Smiley:
Alright that's it I'm coming to your room right now
Angry:
Oh shit
Smiley has gone offline
Chifuyu:
R.I.P Angry, you will forever be missed 😔
Kazutora:
He's too young to die 😢
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
His last words is so sad...
Sanzu:
"Oh shit" I'm crying real tears, he didn't even get to say goodbye to all of us 😭
Takemichi:
Poor soul
Draken:
I'm praying so he will get got taken care of Shinichiro in heaven 😔
Emma:
Amen 😢
Angry:
FUCKER STOP THAT SHIT
Angry:
IM STILL ALIVE
Chifuyu:
Oh no, I'm starting to hallucinate that he's here
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Same here 😢
Angry:
SHIT HES BANGING THE DOOR
Angry:
IM FINNA CRY OMG MY DOOR IS ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING DOWN
Chifuyu:
Oh
Chifuyu:
R.I.P Angry's door, you will forever be missed 😔
Kazutora:
It's too young to die 😢
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Angry's door's last words is so sad...
Sanzu:
I'm crying real tears, did they even get to say their last words?😭
Takemichi:
Poor soul
Draken:
I'm praying so the door will get got taken care of Shinichiro in heaven 😔
Emma:
Amen 😢
Ran:
What is this
Rindou:
Don't question it
Hanma:
NOT THE COPY PASTE
Kakucho:
They all share the same brain cell
Angry:
YALL I MANEGDVTO EXPCAEDBFROM THAT DEMON
Angry:
SHISJHABF EHSVCATCHING UP
Angry:
EMMA TAJR MY AOVEC
Angry has gone offline
Chifuyu:
OH SHIT HES FR THIS TIME
Emma:
His last words are for me, I'll do it
Emma:
for angry😔✊
Takemichi:
For Souya 😔✊
Takemichi:
Now continue it for Angry
Emma:
Alright...
Emma:
@Hanma Oh, wait, you a fan of the magic? Poof, pussy like an Alakazam
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
What
Draken:
Excuse me what
Sanzu:
😟😟
Chifuyu:
I TRHOYGHT WE'RE OVER THAT WHAT
Hanma:
BAHAHAHHA I LOVE HOW ITS ALL SAD AND SHI THHEN SHE SAID THAT
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Boy stfu
Takemichi:
I heard from a friend of a friend (*cough* Emma *cough*) @Draken that that dick was a ten out of ten
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 took 5 screenshots
Emma:
WHY THAT KUCH HELLO?????
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
No reason at all
Rindou:
I can't stand it, just one night me @Sanzu
Ran:
Clink with the drink, gimme a sip @Sanzu
Kakucho:
Tell me what's your kink, gimme the dick @Sanzu
Sanzu:
Oh hell naw what the fuck is this
Chifuyu:
First it's partner now it's Sanzu what is going on
Kazutora:
Sanzu's kink:
•degrading
•praise
•humiliation
•sadism & machosism
•impact play
And etc.
Kazutora:
I could go on more but there's way too many
Kazutora:
Anyways you're welcome
Sanzu:
NO STOP WHAT
Kakucho:
That's- you're so disgusting
Sanzu:
.
Kakucho:
.
Kazutora:
You forgot about his degrading kink don't you?
Kakucho:
😭😭
Sanzu:
IMLEAVIGNBEJAN
Ran:
So you can jerk off? Send me a video if you do, I'll give you so many praises
Sanzu:
NO STOPSBDWRKK IM CRUING FUCK OFFF
Rindou:
Look at you all flustered, so cute
Sanzu:
I TOLD YOH ROBSTOP DKABDJQBB
Sanzu:
FUCK YIU KAZUTORA
Chifuyu:
How did you even know his kinks 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
Kazutora:
I have my ways
Hanma:
Wait does that you got all of our kinks? Like ALL?
Kazutora:
Oh yes😈💪
Kazutora:
I'm powerful 😍
Takemichi:
@Hanma spank me
Takemichi:
@Rindou slap me
Takemichi:
@Kakucho choke me
Takemichi:
@Ran bite me
Draken:
CALM TOUR HORNY ASS DOWN
Kazutora:
I need you to stop rn or I'll also expose your kinks Mitchy
Takemichi:
Shit- fine I'll stop 🙄👎
Takemichi:
It's a lyric prank btw,
Takemichi:
The song is need to know by Doja Cat
Emma:
@Smiley
Emma:
@Smiley
Emma:
@Smiley
Emma:
@Smiley
Emma:
@Smiley
Emma:
@Smiley
Emma:
@Smiley get your ass online
Smiley has gone online
Smiley:
what do you want
Smiley:
You're disturbing me
Emma:
Back read
Smiley:
Oh
Smiley:
WELL WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME BEFORE
Emma:
ITS CALLED A LYRIC PRANK FOR A REASON DUMBASS
Kakucho:
@Takemichi can you make me an admin? I want to add someone
Takemichi:
Sure
Takemichi made Kakucho the admin
There now 2 admins
Kakucho added someone
Kakucho set a name for them
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
NO STOP THERE CAN BE MULTIPLE ADMINS???
Takemichi:
Of course
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
I WOUDLVE STAYED AS AN ADMIN OF ITS NOT FOR KENCHIN
Draken:
It's better if you're not an admin
Izana:
Fuckers
Emma:
HUHHH
-----
Chapter 6: Arise
Notes:
they're so ooc oh my
Chapter uploaded: 8 January 2022
Chapter Text
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At the "mentally unstable 📉📉" gc
1:02am
Izana:
Fuckers
Emma:
HUHHH
Kakucho:
love how that's your first line
Emma:
IM NOT SEEING THINGS RIGHT?
Emma:
IZANA AS IN IZANA MY BROTHER???
BBL Mikey 🤪😍💋:
huh
Emma:
what?
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
who?
Emma:
like i said, he's my brother
Emma:
OH CMON MIKEY I TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES BC HES ALSO YOUR BROTHER
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
wait really
Emma:
you deaf mf
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
oh
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
OH RIGHT RIGHT
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
now i remember lmao
Izana:
Please do not prefer me as your brother because I'm not related to you guys.
Emma:
what
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
what
Izana:
What.
Draken:
why tf are they saying what 😭
Ran:
at the same time
Hanma:
siblings things ig
Takemichi has gone offline
Smiley has gone offline
Hakkai has gone online
Hakkai:
currently taking a bath rn
Draken:
and what's the point of you telling us that?
Kazutora:
send pics
Hakkai:
what
Kazutora:
you look hot okay 😍😍
Hakkai:
i'm not sending them to you mf
Kazutora:
😟😟 the start of my villain arc🤬
Kazutora:
i shall reveal one of your kinks Shiba Hakkai.
Hakkai:
WHAT WTF
Chifuyu:
taking notes to not mess things up with Kazutora✍🏻
Kakucho:
✍️
Sanzu:
✍🏼
Hanma:
✍️
Kazutora:
don't fucking interrupt me
Kazutora:
anyways
Kazutora:
one of Hakkai's kinks : sensory play
Hakkai:
crying
Emma:
idk how should i react to that uhm
Draken:
dw Emma, i'm the same as you
Izana:
What is this.
Chifuyu:
oh i know that
Sanzu:
you what
Chifuyu:
can't you read?
Rindou:
what do you mean by "oh i know that"
Chifuyu:
i mean it's because of me and Mitchy he got that kink so it's not that surprising for me
Hakkai:
OH HOLD ON THERE NOW
Hakkai:
WHY ARE U EXPOSING IRSELF AND US LIKE THAT FUYU
Hakkai:
IM FINNA DROWN MYSELF IN THE TUB
Chifuyu:
NO WAIT SROP WAIT FUK
Chifuyu:
INDDINTNMEAN TO SAY THAT
Kazutora:
i didn't know that info
Sanzu:
WOW SHOCKING
Ran:
i'm afraid that he'll reveal our secrets
Izana:
I'm concerned of you guys.
Izana:
Except for you Manjiro.
Hanma:
Hakkai is a switch, confirmed.
Hakkai:
STOP
(I'll make a chapter of Hakkai, Fuyu and Michi's own gc they made <3 )
Draken:
let's change the topic
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
THABK YIG KENCHIN FOR POITNGBT THAT OUT
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
anywho
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
@Izana Wdym when you said "Please do not prefer me as your brother because I'm not related to you guys" when Emma just said "IZANA AS IN IZANA MY BROTHER???" ?
Kazutora:
my brain couldn't process what he's saying
Hanma:
same, it's confusing
Ran:
i'm tarting to lose brain cells
Draken:
we're on the same boat
Izana:
Don't ever tag me whenever you like Manjiro.
Izana:
I said what I said.
Izana:
We're not related at all.
Izana:
I'm the son of your mother's ex-husband with a Filipino woman.
Chifuyu:
crying real tears bc he used periods at the end of his sentence
Sanzu:
that and he used caplocks at the beginning of his sentence
Kakucho:
leave the poor man alone 🤕
Kakucho:
he's gone through a lot
Emma:
why didnt i know about that
Izana:
I don't know, ask your mom that question.
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
now can you like STOP using periods at the end of your sentence?
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
its creepy
Izana:
What are you going to do mf?
Izana:
Punch me?
Izana:
Kick me?
Izana:
Kill me?
Izana:
You look so weak Manjirou that you won't even be able to do all those things to me.
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
SOEMONR HOLD ME BACK BEGORE I KICK THIS ASSHOLE ASS
Emma:
hes OUR BROTHER, calm down and try to get along with him
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
OH SO YOURE TAKING HUS SIDE NOW HUH EMMA
Emma:
WTF IM NOT TAKING SIDES HERE
Someone entered the gc
Someone set a name for themself
Hakkai:
now who tf and how
Shinichiro:
Hello
Emma:
WHAT
Kazutora:
HUH
Draken:
SHINICHIRO?????
Izana:
.
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
I think im starting to hallucinate things
Izana:
I hate to admit it but I agree with you.
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
You wanna go get some dorayaki? Yk since we both started to hallucinate things
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
Maybe eating can help us stop those
Izana:
Your treat.
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:
WHAT actually fine I'll send you the location
Izana:
Alright then.
Izana has gone offline
BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 has gone offline
Shinichiro:
OMG THEYRE FINALLY GETTING ALONG
Emma:
WHY IS TAHT KINDA FUNNY TO ME 😭😭
Emma:
THE WAY BOTH OF THEM ARE ARGYING UNTIL SHINICHIRO SHOWED UP
Emma:
IM CACKLING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME
Kazutora:
no bc I also think I'm starting to hallucinate
Kazutora:
the person I murdered is texing here in the gc
Kazutora:
maybe I should really accept to the therapy sessions the guards offer me to take
Kazutora:
off to the therapy I go, bye yall
Kazutora:
praying my hallucinations will stop 🤗
Kazutora has gone offline
Ran:
what just happened 😭
Hanma:
Idek 🕴
Shinichiro:
yall calm down
Chifuyu:
How can rhey calm down when youre already dead and suddenly idk arise back from the dead
Hakkai:
FUCK I ALMSOT DROWN
Rindou:
Now
Rindou:
How tf can you drown in that tub
Rindou:
Youre literally bigger than the tub
Hakkai:
WHAT HWOS TOU KNOW
Hakkai:
GASP
Hakkai:
ARE YOU STALKING EM????
Rindou:
WHAT NO TF
Rindou:
ITS JSUT THAT I HAVE A FEEKING OKAY
Rindou:
I IMAGINED IT
Hakkai:
OMG YOU IMAGINED ME TAKING A BATH
Hakkai:
IM NOT GAY SORRY
Rindou:
NO STOP IT IM ALSO NOT GAY
Ran:
Its ojay rin, i accept you even if youre gay 🤗
Rindou:
FUCK IFF
Sanzu:
I just watxhed thhis whole thing bc I cant sleep lmao
Ran:
You want me to sleep beside you so you'll have a good rest?
Sanzu:
HUBSZDJWB
Ran:
I'll take that as a yes, send your location rn
Sanzu:
WAITJWBSNA HUH ARE U FR
Ran:
Well i still can track your phone, I'll be there in a few minutes
Ran:
Im glad youre around this neighboorhood
Sanzu:
EHAT WHAT EHLOOO
Draken:
Take this somewhere else, this is a gc
Emma:
Guys guys
Emma:
Aint it gay to be a man?
Shinichiro:
Excuse me Emma what?
Emma:
Cause like, youre literally inside a man's body so
Chifuyu:
Is that /srs or /j ?
Emma:
well thats up to you 🤷♀️
Shinichiro:
I did not came back to see that
Takemichi has gone online
Draken:
Oh no
Hanma:
Oh yes
Chifuyu:
And here i thought he finally went to sleep
Takemichi:
Wow and here i thought you guys are excited seeing me back online 🙄
Takemichi:
Well except for Hanma
Shinichiro:
Whos this?
Takemichi:
Woah damn, I think me pulling an all nighter for 3 days straight start to make me hallucinate
Shinichiro:
why do everyone think like that ☹️☹️
Draken:
well its bc youre dead and somehow came back alive and then entered this gc with your own will
Takemichi:
wait so he's real?
Hanma:
I guess
Takemichi:
ANYWAYS enough about that
Takemichi:
I came back online bc I have smth to say
Chifuyu:
I feel like its going to be something worse
Hakkai:
^
Takemichi:
🙄🖕
Takemichi:
So I finally found the pic I've been searching this whole time
Rindou:
Thats what you were up to?
Takemichi:
WELL YEAH BC I JUST SAID THAT
Takemichi:
Here's the picture
Takemichi has sent an image
Takemichi:
I found him cute when he didnt tie his hair up and when he didnt wear his glasses, no homo lmao
Chifuyu:
No bc you have a point there
Draken:
I DONT want to hear you simping for him in this gc
Hanma:
You guys literally forgot about the Shinichiro thing
Emma:
LMFOAJFNABBD HE CALLED YOU THING @Shinichiro
Shinichiro:
🙄 at least my man isnt as dense as yours Emma
Emma:
WAIT WDYM "my man" WHAT YOU HAD A LOVER
Emma:
WELL WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
Shinichiro:
I DIED ONAY
Emma:
Oh
Emma:
Forgot youre dead for a min there lmao
Takemichi added 4 person
Takemichi set names for them
Draken:
Not again 😭😭
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Chapter 7: Mafia [PT1]
Notes:
It's finally the long awaited, never ending, dragged out mafia game parts
Chapter uploaded: 21 January 2022
Chapter Text
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At the "mentally unstable 📉📉" gc
1:31am
Takemichi added 4 people
Takemichi set names for them
Draken:
Not again 😭😭
Takemichi:
New people 👯♀️
Senju:
Hello hello 💃🏼
Wakasa:
Have y'all seen my earphones anywhere? Only one side is working if you're wondering
Benkei:
Broke mf 🙄 can't even afford an earphones with two sides working
Takeomi:
Benkei 😭
Shinichiro:
OMGG LONG TIME NO SEE YOU GUYS
Wakasa:
wgat
Benkei:
whet
Takeomi:
whay
Draken:
Brahman? Really? How?
Takemichi:
Yk, the usual stuff
Takemichi:
They tried their best to recruit me to Brahman
Takemichi:
And it's a scary experience let me tell you that
Takemichi:
They appeared in front of my house in the middle of the night, blasting idk some song shit 😭
Takemichi changed a person's name
Kazutora has gone online
Mikey has gone online
Izana has gone online
Mitsuya has gone online
Kazutora:
So I have smth to say
Kazutora:
The therapist the guard offered me is horrible
Draken:
What do you mean Kazutora?
Chifuyu:
Tell us the details
Kazutora is typing...
Mitsuya:
must be serious since the tension became darker after you said that
Mikey:
I'm also worried,,
Kazutora:
The time where I finally decided to tell someone what have been bothering me and this bitch just replied with "aww, that's sad" then moved on to another topic that is talking about how she had a wonderful life, a great family. Shoving those right in front of my damn face after knowing my fucked up family situation. And she called herself a therapist? And she also pointed out how fucking dumb I am to blame someone else for my own crimes. Like stfu, I knew that already and I already realized what I've been doing is wrong so no need to repeat it again like a broken record. In the end, I told her to quit being a therapist and she's the one who should seek out for one for herself.
Kazutora:
My 13th reasons why I decide to kept things to myself
Kazutora:
She's also hideous af, like her hairstyle excuse me? Do better smh 🙄🙄
Kazutora:
Her hairline is receding, and she's also adopted LMAO
Kazutora:
It took all of my strength to not say "didn't your biological parents left you?" to her
Kazutora:
She had the audacity to call me by my first name even though we just met like girl stfu we ain't that close.
Kazutora:
disgusting
Kazutora:
But anyways, @Everyone who wants to play mafia?
Baji has gone online
Angry has gone online
Smiley has gone online
Mucho has gone online
Chifuyu:
Idk how to react to that, it's either feeling bad or comfort you or laughing because of the insults
Kazutora:
Dw about that, that's just me spouting shits
Mikey:
Kazutora check your dms
Kazutora:
OMG WAIT MIKEY WTH YOURE MAKING ME CRY 😭😭
Kazutora:
IM SORRY FOR BLAMKNG YOU FOR MY DOIFNS
Mikey:
It's okay Kazutora, the past is the past
(Stan Kazutora and Mikey's friendship)
Emma:
I'm crying over both Mikey and Kazutora because their friendship is so fucking cute, and about Kazutora's previous message
Izana:
Wait @Kazutora
Kazutora:
Yes?
Izana:
What's her name? The so called "therapist"
Kazutora:
If I'm not wrong it's Naz
(I'm sorry for the ppl who's name is Naz-)
Izana:
hold on, Naz as in the girl who wore heels with red bottoms and an outfit that's so tight where her boobs is on the verge of popping out?
Kazutora:
OMGGG how'd you know how she looks like
Izana:
I knew it, I once had a therapy session with her. And I agree with you. Girl be spitting shits about how I'm a terrible person then flirts with me after that like wth, disgusting
Izana:
And she already have a boyfriend 😐
Kazutora:
No bc same. I forgot to mentioned how she wants some advices on how to make it up with her bf. So yk as a good person I am, I tried giving advices to her just for her to ignore it and do what she wants
Izana:
what's the point of asking for advices if you're not going to follow them anyway?
Kazutora:
No bc fr
Draken:
Wait wait wait I also met her somewhere, girl got hit on some guys so yk I punch them ofc. The Naz girl or w.e her name is all "omg thank you sm, you're a life savior" ofc I said it's no big deal
Draken:
But then she had the NERVE to follow me and then showing up at the brothel I lived then asking to live in the same room as me
Draken:
Like girlie wth
Draken:
We barely know each other 😐
Kakucho:
NAH BC she's my classmate
Kakucho:
And you don't know how fucking annoying she is
Kakucho:
She once said to me by how I'm blind bc I can't see what's so good about her
Kakucho:
I feel personally attacked when she said I'm blind
Kakucho:
She be whining and punching my arms and shit
Kakucho:
Disgusting
Hakkai:
Oh...THAT girl....
Hakkai:
I was only trying to buy the groceries in peace then she suddenly showed up out of nowhere saying she knew me 🙁
Hakkai:
I'm sure I didn't meet nor know her at all, havent seen her ugly ass anywhere
Hakkai:
Building up my courage, I said to her she prolly have the wrong person but she keeps saying that she's right and trying to prove the fact that she IS right 😐
Draken:
She's literally so annoying
Kazutora:
WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE
Izana:
IKR LIKE GTFO OF MY FACEh
Kakucho:
She no IT doesn't even deserve a name
Hakkai:
It boutta snuggle its way up to its grave that dumb little bitch
Draken:
Really gave off trashta vibes 🙄‼️
Kazutora:
NOT TRASHTA
Izana:
PLS TRASHTA'S SO ANNOYING ATTENTION SEEKER MUCH
Kakucho:
FR FR HER BF IS ALSO SIMILAR TO SOVIESHIT
Draken:
No way...you fr? 😨
Kakucho:
..yes... 😕 I had to hold myself from slapping the shit out of both of them
Kazutora:
If only I'm not in prison, I would choke it right on that fucking spot
Draken:
If only it's not a girl, I would choke it
Kakucho:
If only it's not the daughter of the principle, I would choke it
Izana:
If only im not nice, I would choke it
Hakkai:
If only I don't have a strict sibling, I would choke it
Draken:
So we all want to choke it?
Kakucho:
Ofc 🤗
Izana:
Love how we refer that trashta kinnie as it
Emma:
...you guys somehow are similar in a way
Mikey:
^^
Izana:
What?
Kazutora:
Wdym?
Mikey:
I just know that the thing you guys have in common is complaining about things / vent out of nowhere then be like "anyways do you want to..."
Kakucho:
We just don't want ppl to be concern about us LMAO
Hakkai:
What he said 😍
Draken:
Excuse me I'm not like that though
Mikey:
Uhm....that one time where you vent to me about you not being good enough to be the vice commander then suddenly asking if i want to go out with you to buy some snacks late at night
Draken:
..-
Kazutora:
WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC
Kazutora:
So @everyone , who wants to play mafia?
(I'm listing ppl who's joining 😼:
Takemichi
Draken
Mitsuya
Chifuyu
Hakkai
Baji
Mikey
Mucho
Sanzu
Angry
Smiley
Ran
Rindou
Hanma
Kakucho
Izana
Senju
Emma
Shinichiro
Benkei
Wakasa
Takeomi
Gawd damn there's a lot lmao 22 ppl)
Kazutora:
Rule time 😍 y'all just shut up
Kazutora:
In this game there's 22 players, and the game master, me, will each give you a role. There are 15 villagers, 1 doctor, 1 detective and 5 mafias.
Kazutora:
The game starts with a night cycle and everyone is asleep. The mafia chooses one player to kill, the detective chooses one player to investigate and the doctor tries to save one person from the mafia.
Kazutora:
During the day, people discussed and accused who they think the mafia is. This cycle continues until the number of mafia tie with the number of villagers.
Kazutora:
They then shall vote of who's guilty, if the majority of ppl votes for them, then the person who they found guilty is eliminated. Even if their role is not the mafia
Kazutora:
The person who's vote guilty can no longer participate in discussions or votes.
Kazutora:
The discussions and accusations then continued until one of the mafias are eliminated then after that, night time begins
Kazutora:
The game continues until all of the villagers or the mafias are eliminated. The team with players left is declared the winner by the game master
Kazutora:
Do y'all understand? Now you all may speak
Kazutora:
God damn I feel like a teacher
(yk whats funny? It's the fact that I don't even follow the rules myself later on in the future chapters PLEASE legit forgot about this part)
Draken:
That's so long
Shinichiro:
Thanks for explaining bc I was actually going to search on google 🚶🏻♀️
Senju:
Mans took so much effort explaining the rules GAHSHA
Kazutora:
Ofc bc i don't want to explain it all over again if someone doesn't understand them
Kazutora:
ALR I'm going to give the roles of mafias, doctor and detective now <3 brb 😘
Smiley:
That emoji doesn't suit you at all
Mucho:
I just know that behind the screen his face imitates the emoji 😭
Kazutora:
..-
Kazutora:
be glad that I'm still in jail or else I'll choke both of you
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Kazutora created a gc
Kazutora add 5 people
Kazutora set a name for everyone
Kazutora set the gc name as "depressed mafias"
Kazutora:
HELLO MY DEARS 😘
Mitsuya:
you did not just make me a mafia then called me depressed
Benkei:
Fr
Wakasa:
Just be glad we can kill ppl 😜🗣
Hakkai:
I nominate Chifuyu as a tribute
Takemichi:
PLS NOT PARTNER
Mitsuya:
NOT U WANTING TO ELIMINATE FUYU
Hakkai:
STOP I JUST WANT TO GET RIF OF HIS GOOFY ASS
Kazutora:
Y'all are making me regretting my decisions
Kazutora:
Ok but srsly who do y'all want to kill?
Benkei:
Shinichiro, let him have his second death 😇🙏
Wakasa:
LMFOAJDKWN BENKEI-
Wakasa:
But yeah Shinichiro 🧝♀️🧚♀️🌸✨
Mitsuya:
NOT THE FAIRY EMOJI IM HOLLERING 😭
Mitsuya:
We're killing Shinichiro now <3
Hakkai:
Yeah I changed my mind about nominating Chifuyu as a tribute bc yk I'm a good person 😋
Hakkai:
I'll replace him with Shinichiro bc mans have no right to be that handsome
Wakasa:
Yet he still haven't pull a single girl 🤥
Benkei:
Maybe bc he's gay
Wakasa:
BENKEI, SHINICHIRO? GAY? GAH DAMN FOR WHO?
Benkei:
You
Wakasa:
What?
Benkei:
What? Can't you read?
Wakasa:
ORC I VAN REAF
Hakkai:
The fruity ass mf is too stunned to speak 😨😱🤯😖🤭🤧‼️
Mitsuya:
What 😭
Takemichi:
PLSSS NOT US PICKING SHINICHIRO
Takemichi:
MY MANS MIKEY GOING TO BE CORRUPTED BY HIS DARK IMPULSE AGAIN 😭😭
Hakkai:
Leave the poor man alone 🤕
Benkei:
Just take him to the church or smth
Benkei:
That dark impulse or w.e that shit it called might get out of him 🤷♀️
Wakasa:
ARE YOU SAYING HES POSSESSED???
Kazutora:
YALL WHAT 😭
Kazutora:
Wait wait yall's final decision is Shinichiro right?
Benkei:
Yeah 😚
Takemichi:
Benkei behind the screen: 😐
Hakkai:
Egat
Takemichi:
"Egat" Boy type properly pls 🤗
Hakkai:
Boy stfu and leave me alone
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Kazutora:
HEY DOC
Angry:
Boy why am I the doc?
Angry:
Why can't I kill 🙁
Angry:
Is it bc I'm Asian?
Angry:
Seems racist to me🤕
Kazutora:
😀 I'm also Asian excuse me
Kazutora:
Just pick
Angry:
Ok damn getting impatient much 🙄
Angry:
I'll save Draken
Kazutora:
And here I thought you would pick your brother
Angry:
Nah idc if he dies, mf almost took my life away 😇🤞
Kazutora:
Oh wow
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Kazutora:
"Catch me if you can, Mr Holmes"
Draken:
*insert his expression during that scene*
Draken:
What's Mitsuya's
Kazutora:
Wow so straightforward
Draken:
😚
Kazutora:
Mitsuya is apart of the mafia 🙇♀️
Draken:
NO CAUSE I HAVE A FEELING HE WAS IN ONE AND I WAS RIGHT
Kazutora:
I knew it was right of me to choose you as the detective
Draken:
OMFG IM STILL SHOCKED 😭
Kazutora:
😜‼️
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Back at the "Mentally unstable 📉📉" gc
At 1:57am
Senju:
Wait question, we do can choose how we die dont we?
Emma:
I think so
Senju:
"Day time then have arrived, senju was found committing a Takemichi"
Smiley:
AYO WHAT
Takemichi:
HUHHH EXCUSE ME
Mucho:
You're excused
Ran:
Senju be like: 🚊🚶🏻♀️
Rindou:
PLSSS
Mikey:
I cant even defend you anymore Mitchy 🙁
Takemichi:
Fake ass mf 🙄
Kazutora:
I just had the worst conversations in my life
Sanzu:
LMFAO good for you ig
Kazutora:
Stfu anyways
Kazutora:
Our dearest Shinichiro's life got taken away by the mafias leaving him having his second death
Shinichiro:
WGAT I DID NOTHING WRONG THO WTH
Shinichiro:
Whoever the mafias is, I'll hunt you guys in your sleep 👹
Mikey:
BROTHER NO
Mikey:
I'm going dropkick every mafias 👹
Izana:
Now who tf
Emma:
Throwing hands 👊👊
Takemichi:
the sano family is um
Shinichiro:
Goodbye my comrades
Shinichiro has gone offline
Kazutora:
Lmao okay wannabe tartaglia
Kazutora:
But anyways Shinichiro was a villager
Mikey:
Its always the innocent ones 😢
Baji:
That's sad and all but can we kill Hakkai
Hakkai:
Who's that? Never heard of em
Baji:
Boy shut your mouth
Angry:
Ok but like since when's your spelling is all correct?
Baji:
I used auto correct ofc 🤗
Mitsuya:
Not my vice, why should we kill him 🙁
Baji:
Because my guts says so 👨🦲
Everyone agrees to kill Hakkai
Hakkai:
Y'all are fake
Hakkai:
It's bc I'm gay isn't it?
Hakkai:
#youguysarehomophobic
Baji:
😁
Smiley:
Glad you finally came out 😁🥳🌈🙌👏🏳️🌈🌝✨
Hakkai:
😐
Hakkai has gone offline
Kazutora:
Omg you guys... he's one of the mafia 😱
Kazutora:
Oh I forgot to mention the doctor saves Draken
Draken:
Thanks? Ig
Kazutora:
Be more grateful 👹
Draken:
*gasping dramatically* aww the doctor shouldn't have 🥺😍😜🤞‼️
Kazutora:
😐
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Chapter 8: Mafia [PT2]
Notes:
I wonder what I was on back then this shit crazy
Chapter uploaded: 13 June 2022
Chapter Text
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In the "depressed mafias" gc
2:14am
Kazutora:
Right who are y'all killing next 😴
Mitsuya:
...is it just me that have a feeling Draken's the detective or 🚶🏻♀️
Mitsuya:
we're killing him
Wakasa:
I agree with him 😍😋😪‼️‼️ #livelovelaugh #deeznuts
Benkei:
Waka 😭
Wakasa:
🥰
Takemichi:
Wait hold on
Takemichi:
If we try and kill Draken there's a very high chance the doctor will just save him and we'll be loosing our chances to kill ppl
Takemichi:
We should kill one of the smart ppl that's mostly likely to be the doctor that is Kakucho, Izana, Mucho, Rindou, Angry, Senju, Emma or whoever
Takemichi:
Idk I'm tired 😪
Hakkai:
I'm aliven't y'all 😍
Benkei:
Pls what
Kazutora:
Wait oops forgot to mute him
Kazutora muted Hakkai
Mitsuya:
I didn't know you're like that Takemitchy
Takemichi:
I also dont know I'm like that LMFOAHDJE
Takemichi:
I became smarter after having to deal with gangs infos, illegal business and criminal organizations 🕵🏻♀️
Mitsuya:
😄😀🙂😑😐😕😦
Benkei:
Uhm- ignoring that, he have a point there, we're killing Kakucho
Wakasa:
He seems real quiet so yeah
They all agreed to kill Kakucho
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Kazutora:
Hey mr detective😩
Draken:
I'm honestly scared 😕
Kazutora:
So, who are ya investigating?
Draken:
WAIT HOLD ON
Draken:
What's baji's
Draken:
Ain't no way he's a villager
Kazutora:
.
Draken:
.
Draken:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Draken:
HES A VILLAGER???? HOW COME HES STILL ALIVE
Kazutora:
Me, the game master, also don't know
Draken:
Becoming the detective is not daijoubu
Kazutora:
<33
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Kazutora:
Hello baby
Angry:
Is that an insult or 🤨
Kazutora:
Insult ofc, 😐
Angry:
Well idrc, I'll just take that as a compliment 😍
Kazutora:
ITS CLEARLY AN INSUKT-👹
Kazutora:
But anyways, who are you saving next?
Angry:
I'm sure it's not just me where I got the feeling that Draken's the detective 🧍♀️
Kazutora:
So Draken?
Angry:
No wait hold on,
Angry:
If I did try to save him, it'll be just suspicious and the others will just keep dying
Angry:
Actually idk, fuck it I'm going to save myself 😘
Angry:
#selflove
Kazutora:
Wow what a great doctor you are 😐
Angry:
Ikr, so professional
Kazutora:
I'm so done with you
Angry:
But I'm not done with you LMAOO
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At the "mentally unstable📉📉" gc
2:31am
Senju:
I don't get people at some times,
Senju:
First they're all sad and shi
Senju:
Then the next second they be gossiping about some shitz
Senju:
LIKE JUST CHOOSE ONE MOOD
Hanma:
I don't think that's how it works 😟
Kazutora:
Day time y'all
Senju:
Praying Takeomi will die
Sanzu:
Amen
Takeomi:
Wth
Senju:
Its called siblings love <3
Mucho:
Be standing here and do nothing but still survive, be more like me mfs
Sanzu:
UHMM???? No thank you lmao
Izana:
Speaking of dying, I just remembered the time where I died
Izana:
Crying and mumbling some shitz before dying, Embarassing 🤦🏻♀️
Emma:
Died bc of getting hit by a bat, embarassing 🤦🏻♀️
Baji:
Died bc wanting to build someone's friendship, embarassing 🤦🏻♀️
Mikey:
Try to off myself by jumping off the building bc all the ppl that's important to me died, embarassing 🤦🏻♀️
Takemichi:
Dying multiple times then cried bc ppl died in the future, embarassing 🤦🏻♀️
Ran:
...I'm concerned
Smiley:
Well that turned dark real quick
Kazutora:
Almost died because I stabbed someone, embarassing 🤦🏻♀️
Kazutora:
The mafias had taken Kakucho ass out bc he's blind towards his surroundings, whilst the doctor saves themself
Kakucho:
Now listen, wtf did I do to you mafias?
Kakucho:
And can you stop pointing out about me being half blind 😐
Kazutora:
Tell Hakkai and Shinichiro I said hi 🤗
Kakucho:
Fucker
Kakucho has gone offline
Kazutora:
I'll just send you guys a diagram of who's out and what their roles is (the ones that got eliminated)
Kazutora:
Oh also, the doctor save themselves btw
(fyi, there will be a more better list than this idk what made me think this was a good idea back then...)
Izana:
NOT MY SERVANT WHAT IS THIS
Mikey:
IM SORRY BUT I LAUGHED THE MOMENT IZANA SAID THAT
Izana:
Manjiro's the mafia, look at him laughing at me mourning 😢
Mikey:
ESCUSE ME WHAT
Mikey:
IM CLEARLY NOT A MAFIA????
Mikey:
I ONLY LAUGHED BC THE WAY YOU REATCED IS FUNNY
Rindou:
Now you're just giving us hints
Mikey:
SOTOP
Mucho:
He's panicking, another sign
Mikey:
GUYS LISTEM I SWEAR MY LIFE TO THE DAMN JESUS IM NOT A MAFIA
Smiley:
Show us a proof then
Mikey:
KAZU DIDNT GIVE ME THE TOLE
Mikey:
OUR LAST MESSAGE IS WHEN BEFORE SHIN DIED
Hanma:
That long?
Mikey:
YES PLS BELIEVE ME YOU GUYS 😭
Izana:
But I don't believe you
Mikey:
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH????????
Izana:
You stole Shin from me
Mikey:
BRO???
Izana:
Don't call me that again pls 😁🙌
Mikey:
BOY LISTNE I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT YOU AS MY BROTHER BUT YOUR HATRED TOWARSS ME IS MAKIG IT WORDE FOE ME TO GET ALONG WITH U
Izana:
Oh
Izana:
Still won't change the fact that I hate you lmao
Izana:
And you didn't give any of us a secure proof
Izana:
Meaning that you're really the mafia
Mikey:
My dark impulse is going to take over me y'all, not clickbait😕
They all vote for Mikey
Mikey:
EVEN YOU TAKEMITCHY?
Mikey:
I THOUGHT YORUE LOTAL
Takemichi:
Sorry Mikey
Mikey:
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT MITCHY YOURE MY BITCH 🙁
Takemichi:
I don't remember that🥱
Mikey:
:((
Mikey:
I'm crying </3
Mikey has gone offline
Kazutora:
Took y'all so long
Kazutora:
But anyways,
Kazutora sent an image
Izana:
WGAT
Draken:
NO WAY
Chifuyu:
SAY UR JOKING RN
Kazutora:
"I'm joking" 🤥🤥
Sanzu:
This game is playing around with my trust issues
Chifuyu:
Fr fr
Draken:
Guys hear me out real quick
Draken:
List out the names of ppl that you guys suspect to be the mafias then gave out ur reasons why
Draken:
I'll go first,,
Draken:
Izana = have been real suspicious by the way he act and gave no sense of care of who got voted out (except for his so called servant)
Mitsuya = too quiet and won't talk until all of us decided on who to vote out
Mucho = do I even have a reason for this?
Baji:
Same with me but change mucho and Wakasa with smiley and ran, they're sketchy 😟😟
Chifuyu:
I still can't get used to you having correct spellings
Baji:
Like I said, I'm using autocorrect
Emma:
The mafias is really bunch of ppl with good acting
Senju:
...complementing the mafias I see
Emma:
.
Emma:
Are you trying to say I'm a mafia?
Senju:
Maybe
Emma:
Girl I only said that they're good at acting like us the villagers
Angry:
We're not certain if you're a villager
Emma:
Y'all really hate the Sano family that much? Who's next, Izana? 😐
Izana:
Manjiro deserve getting killed but not Shin and you, you guys are an exception
Mikey has gone online
Mikey:
I WAS READIHN THE CONVETSATIONG THROUGH MY NOTIFS AND EXCUSE YOU???? YOU ONLY CARE AHUT THEM BUT NOT ME THISBIS UNFAIR WTH
Izana:
Boy you're dead go back to the grave
Mikey:
😐
Mikey has gone offline
Kazutora:
Y'all I'm tired of waiting, just vote who do y'all think the mafia is
Draken:
Not saying we should kill Mitsuya but we should kill Mitsuya, I already gave my reason
Mucho:
Still can't believe you're suspecting me
Mucho:
But kinda stands with your reason
Mitsuya:
Well geez sorry I don't talk that much
Hanma:
So you're talking now that you're on ur death line
Mitsuya:
Boy stfu will you
Hanma:
Wow rude okay Mitsuya it is
They all voted for Mitsuya
Mitsuya:
Honestly fuck you guys
Ran:
Time and place?
Mitsuya:
Boy wth
Kazutora:
Mitsuya you're dead now go shoo shoo
Mitsuya:
Rude
Mitsuya has gone offline
Kazutora:
Guys...........................
Kazutora:
Mitsuya..............h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he's
Kazutora:
Omg I cant say it 😖😣
Izana:
You whore just tell us and stop stuttering over text😐
Kazutora:
Well make me tell you guys then
Angry:
I know a way
Takeomi:
Well pls convince him to tell us Mitsuya's role
Angry:
It's very easy but I need Mikey to come online first
Mikey has gone online
Mikey:
I saw my name, yes????
Angry:
Pm
Mikey:
Ehat....ain't no way I'm doing that again 🤒
Chifuyu:
GAWD JUST DO IT
Chifuyu:
Wait wait wait
Chifuyu:
Is it what I think it is 😟⁉️
Baji:
Fuyu.......yk he can't read your mind through text🤕
Baji:
I thought you're smarter than this
Chifuyu:
Oh cmon just bc you're using autocorrect doesn't mean you're smart
Emma:
LMFOAHDJANE BAJI
Baji:
Stfu Emma, this is why your mother left you 🙄
Emma:
OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST
Baji:
Oh but I did
Emma:
THIS SI WHY YOUR MOTHER IS DISAPPOINTED IN U
Baji:
I MENA GIRL STFU AND DONT BRIGN MY MOTHER TI THIS
Emma:
EXCUSE ME UR THE FIRST ONE WIO STARTED BRINGING MY MYOHER TO THIS
Smiley:
As much as I love witnessing the argument, please stfu and bring this somewhere
Smiley:
But anyways, @Mikey do what Angry told you to do
Mikey:
PSL IM GOING TO BE TRAUMATICED ALL OVER AGAIN
Takemichi:
Good luck Mikey, I'm rooting for you - words from someone who also experienced it
Kazutora:
I'm confused what are you going to do 😟🤨
Kazutora:
Also still won't say what Mitsuya's role is bc I'm in my silly goofy mood 🤪🤪
Mikey:
Here goes nothing
Ran:
Stop being all dramatic and just do it
Mikey:
PLS
Mikey:
Please kindly tell them Mitsuya's role my dear, Kazutora Hanemiya.
Kazutora is typing....
Takemichi:
OMG YIU ACTUALLY DID IT
Smiley:
LMFOAJDK
Chifuyu:
NO WAY....
Baji:
MICHAEL IM ROOTIG GOR U
Senju:
Why are you guys acting so shocked and somehow feel bad for Mikey?
Wakasa:
Fr why?
Hanma:
I'm somehow scared
Draken:
Honestly you should be
Ran:
.
Sanzu:
Ok but like is it nescecary for it to be Mikey? It could be someone else
Angry:
Yes it could but if Mikey did it, it'll have more yk impact
Mikey:
@Angry fuck you and your mordecai look alike head ass
Hanma:
NOT MORDECAI
Emma:
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars?
Mikey:
guys send help, instead of kazutora saying it here, he decided to pm me then proceed spamming me 😰😰
Smiley:
Deserved
Mikey sent an image
Mikey:
Your welcome ig 😕
Mikey:
I have to deal with Kazutora now 💔💔
Mikey has gone offline
Chifuyu:
I DJDNT EXPECT THAT ALL ALL⁉️⁉️
Ran:
😨😨 I'm glad he didn't vote for me bc I hit his head with a brick-
Kazutora:
Hey guys, I'm back 💪💪
Kazutora:
We have three new participants
Takemichi has made Kazutora an admin
Kazutora added three people
Kazutora set names for them
Kazutora:
Introduce yourselves pls
Koko:
Yo
Inui (Seishu):
Hey?
Yuzuha:
Hello
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Chapter 9: Mafia [PT3]
Notes:
this is a very short chapter bcs according to my past self's note:
"I've been sooo busy 😭😭
I just had my exam and gawd my results........ all fail, all of them 30%+ 😞🤞
sorry if its short since im also running out of ideas 😘😘"
yeah...
Chapter uploaded: 27 June 2022
Chapter Text
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Takemichi has made Kazutora an admin
Kazutora added three people
Kazutora set names for them
Kazutora:
Introduce yourselves pls
Koko:
Yo
Inui (Seishu):
Hey?
Yuzuha:
Hello
Emma:
OMG HELLO YUZUHA IVE BEEN WAITING TO TALK TO YOU
Yuzuha:
Hello to you too Emma :))
Kazutora:
Please don't use ":))" again yuzuha, it doesn't suit you 😔
Kazutora:
anyways anywho anyhow
Kazutora:
It's night time, the mafias will then choose who's their next target, the doctor will then choose whom they'll save and the detective will choose which person's identity they want to know
Kazutora:
GAH DAMN I sound so cool
Mucho:
You don't sound cool at all
Kazutora:
🤏 this close to kicking you out of the GC
Mucho:
Aw Ilyt
Ran:
ew
Kazutora:
This is my last straw.
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In the "depressed mafias" gc
*i forgot what time i wrote
in the last chapter so inserting
random number here lmao* a.m
Kazutora added Yuzuha
Kazutora:
Let's welcome our new mafia member 🥳🥳
Wakasa sent an image
Wakasa:
oh wait wrong picture
Takemichi:
HELP I SHOULDNT LAUGH
Benkei:
WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAY PIC
Benkei:
IM CACKLING
Yuzuha:
Wow 😐
Yuzuha sent an image
Wakasa:
So the picture that I sent is true
Kazutora:
Wakasa......are you...... homophobic 😨😨 ⁉️⁉️
Benkei:
Shinichiro is disappointed at you
Takemichi:
Smh
Wakasa:
Yes
Wakasa:
*YES ????
Wakasa:
***YES
Wakasa:
TF IS WRONG WITH THIS KEYBOARD
Wakasa:
BRO I DIDNT EVEN MENTION ANHTHING THAT MAKES ME HOMOPHOBIC.
Yuzuha:
Kick him out, homophobic ppl is not allowed here 🤬🤬
Benkei:
AFTER ALL THIS TIME......I HANH OUT....WITH A HOMOPHOBIC PERSON 😨⁉️⁉️
Wakasa:
BENKEI MY FRIEND MY DUDE MY GUY MY BRO MY CUTIE HONEY SUGAR PIE MY HONEYBUN MY BABUSHONA MY BOOBOO MY BABY CAKES MY SEXY PANTS MY SUGAR LIPS MY DUCKY MY PEPPERONI PIZZA MY TALL SKYSCRAPE MY COLD AIR CONDITIONER MY MONKEY BUNS MY SLOOPYNUTS MY FLIPPERS BUTTERS DOOFUS BAMBI CINNAMON SILLY BILLY TARZAN MY ONE DOLLAR BARBIE WALLMART PHONE MY LORD VOLDEMORT MY CHAMP MY AMIGO MY PAL MY KING MY CUTIE PATOOTIE MY SNUGGLUFFAGUS MY JUJUBEE MY COWPIE MY SLUTTY BUDDY MY SOFT HARD BOUNCY HONKA BODONKERS MY THUNDER CHUNK MY TUBBA WUBBA MY FART BOMBER MY PAYCHECK MY BED BUG
Wakasa:
YK IM BI SO WHY TF WOULD I BE HOMOPHOBIC ⁉️⁉️
Yuzuha:
STOP THE NICKNAMES WHAT IS THAT
Kazutora changed one person's name
Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:
STOP ISTG IF ITS ME
Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:
HELP I CAN'T CHANGE MY NAME PLS CHANGE TGE SETTINGS
Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:
CRYING SOBBING
Takemichi:
Benkei pls, stop typing and trying
Yuzuha:
IM CACKLING SO HARD
Kazutora:
HELP AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Kazutora:
ANYWAYS
Kazutora:
Who do y'all want to kill???
Yuzuha:
Angry
Wakasa:
HELP THAT'S FAST HE JUST SEND THAT MESSAGE
Takemichi:
WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU
Yuzuha:
Mans insult my taste in music
Yuzuha:
BEFORE ANY OF YOU GUYS SPEAK
Yuzuha:
I was listening to Mitski then that mf said her songs is boring
Takemichi:
HE WHAT
Kazutora:
NAHHHH HE DID NOT
Wakasa:
I KNOW HE DIDNT SAID THAT TO MITSKI
Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:
NOT MITSKI
Takemichi:
Benkei I think you should just text me privately what you want to say, I'll say them for you
Kazutora:
NO TOURE RUINING THE FUN TAKEMITCHY.
Kazutora change one person's name
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
istg if it's me again
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
NOW.
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
WTH IS THAT NAME
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
I AINT SOME ROBOT SHIT YOU CREATED
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
I CANR EVEN MANIPULATE SOMEONE WHAT
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
AND YK IM NOT TOXIC HELP
Yuzuha:
So you're not denying the fact that you're gay?
Wakasa:
BE WHO YOU ARE BAE 😍😍😘😘
Wakasa:
I'LL SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT ‼️‼️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) left the gc
Kazutora added Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) to the gc
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) left the gc
Kazutora added Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) to the gc
Kazutora:
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWEHRE.
Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):
fuck you.
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Kazutora:
Hello
Draken:
you saying hello without any emojis or cap locks scares me 🧍🏻♀️
Kazutora:
I'm not even that scary what 😕🤞
Kazutora:
Anyways, who's identity do you want to know next
Draken:
Uh mucho
Kazutora:
He's neither the mafia nor thw doctor
Draken:
YOURE FUCKING JOKING
Kazutora:
no I'm not
Draken:
HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET
Kazutora:
I don't even know myself 🏳️🌈
Draken:
what's with the flag bro
Kazutora:
** 🧍🏻♀️
Kazutora:
WRONF EMIJO
Draken:
emijo 😍😍
Kazutora:
I hope you die next
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Kazutora:
HEYYYYYY
Angry:
Draken
Kazutora:
what.
Angry:
what
Kazutora:
WHYD YOU SUDDENLY SAY HIS NAME
Angry:
BC I ALR KNOW YOURE GOING TO ASK ME WHO AM I GOING TO SAVE AND OBV ITS DRAKEN
Kazutora:
oh
Kazutora:
I thought you're about to tell me your feelings for draken
Angry:
WHAT
Angry:
HOW'D YOU EVEN GET THAT IDEA PLS
Kazutora:
IM BLAMING THIS ALL TO THE MAFIAS
Kazutora:
😭😭
Kazutora:
#justiceforkazutora
Angry:
.
Angry:
maybe you should give your phone back to the security guard
Kazutora:
.
Kazutora:
I HOPE YOU DIE.
Angry:
YOU GAVE ME A DEATH THREAT ...
Kazutora:
WHAT.
Angry:
#cancelKazutora #freeangry
Kazutora:
I HATE YOU.
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Chapter 10: Mafia [PT4]
Notes:
BTW guys, I'm going to clarify that I'm fine with any ships as long as it's not familyxfamily or a ship that has a HUGE age difference, yk, pedophilia
Chapter uploaded: 17 July 2022
Chapter Text
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at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉📉" gc
at 3:30am
Kazutora:
Hello Im back
Kazutora:
It's morning time yall
Kazutora:
Im about to announce you guys who died
Koko:
Just get on to it already
Ran:
Someone's impatient
Kazutora:
anyheys
Kazutora:
The mafias killed the modercai looking guy whereas the doctor saves drake
Draken:
DRAKE? SRSLY?
Draken:
thanks for whoever the doctor is 😘
Smiley:
LMAO ANGRY IS THAT YOU
Angry:
NOW.
Angry:
WAHT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU MAIFAS HELLO????????
Rindou:
well maybe bc you suck
Ran:
and I'm surprised how you actually know that it's you
Angry:
.
Angry:
I SWEAR.
Angry:
ILL BEAT U TF UP LIKE LAST TIME
Inui (Seishu):
omg a beef
Inui (Seishu):
I'm rooting for angry
Chifuyu:
BWAT HIS ASS BRO
Chifuyu:
oh wait
Chifuyu:
you cant
Chifuyu:
bc yiy dief
Baji:
go dig yourself a grave and burry yourself
Angry:
this is fucking bullying
Angry has gone offline
Kazutora:
uh
Kazutora:
anywyas
Kazutora:
Angry's role is the doctor
Kazutora:
and I also somehow lost the pic of the lists of yall's name 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
Sanzu:
WHAT
Sanzu:
HE'S THE DAMN DOCTOR?????????
Takemichi:
WHAT
Takemichi:
we aint surviving this next round without a doctor 😭😭
Inui (Seishu):
dw mitchy, you will not die
Senju:
guys vote inui out, no normal citizens said that
Emma:
YEHA.
Emma:
I AGREE WITH SENJU
Draken:
Mikey I know you're the one who typed that
Mikey has gone online
Mikey:
WHAT
Mikey:
HOWD YOU KNOW
Mikey:
I mean
Mikey:
WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME FOR SMTH I DIDNT DO
Izana:
you just exposed yourself fucker
Mikey:
this is why mother dont love you
Hanma:
THAT IS FOUL.
Hanma:
Do it again
Izana:
stfu hanma before I beat your ass
Hanma:
says the person who died before me lol
Ran:
FOUL.
Shinichiro has gone online
Izana:
what
Shinichiro:
stop picking fights omg
Shinichiro:
that is for the both of you, Izana and Mikey
Benkei:
omg waka, your wife's here
Wakasa:
OMG LOML
Wakasa:
I miss you 🥺🥺😘😘🤭🤭🥰🥰😳😳♥️♥️♥️
Shinichiro:
now what the fuck
Shinichiro:
what roles are we playing here
Shinichiro:
why the hell am I a wife
Benkei:
omegaverse duh
Benkei:
and obv you're wakasa's omega to his alpha so yeah you're his wife 😍😘
Koko:
...
Koko:
Inupi ...are those really the people who you looked up to?
Inui (Seishu):
not anymore 🧍🏻♀️
Mikey:
LMAO SHIN YOU'RE AN OMEGA
Izana:
LMAOOOOO
Emma:
REALLY SHIN? NOT EVEN BETA???? AHAHHAHAHAHHA
Takeomi:
Shinichiro got bullied by his younger siblings (NOT CLICKBAIT!! REAL!!)
Chifuyu:
this reminds me of takemichi and jis friends' omegaverse roleplay
Takemichi:
now.
Rindou:
LMAO WHAT
Yuzuha:
Takemichi what 😨😨
Inui (Seishu):
.....Takemitchy......
Inui (Seishu):
...🙁
Takemichi:
STOP PLS IM FINNA CRY
Draken:
that reminds me of us having school in 2 hours.
Senju:
HOKY SHIT
Senju:
WAIT YALL IM GOING TO GO OFFLINE
Senju:
I FORGOT I HAVE HW TO FINISH AND FOR IT TO SUBMIT TODAY EARLY IN THE MORNING
Chifuyu:
HELPAJSJ ME TOO BYE YALL
Kazutora:
Alr ppl we're going to continue this mafia gameplay later after school
Mucho:
I forgot you're in jail
Kazutora:
I also forgot I'm in jail
Kazutora:
I was too busy giggling, kicking my feet and shi
Kazutora:
ANYWAYSSS
Kazutora:
TAKL TO YOU GUYS LATER
Ran:
Takl 😍😍
Smiley:
Takl 😍😍
Kazutora:
I hate you guys sm.
everyone has gone offline
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after school ends so
at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" gc
at 6:00pm
everyone(except for the dead ones lol) has gone online
Chifuyu:
GUYS.
Chifuyu has been kicked out by Takemichi
Chifuyu has been added by Kazutora
Takemichi has remove the admin role from Kazutora
Chifuyu has been kicked out by Takemichi
Takemichi changed one person's name
Draken:
what the fuck
Daddy issues (Kazutora):
JUSTICE FOR CHIFUYU
Daddy Issues (Kazutora):
AYO WHAT.
Takemichi:
I said what I said. I mean what I typed.
Baji:
GAYS
Baji has been kicked out by Takemichi
Daddy Issues (Kazutora) has been kicked out by Takemichi
Yuzuha:
NOOOO WHY'D YOU KICK THEM OUT
Yuzuha:
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY ☹️☹️
Emma:
I HAVE THE NRWS GUYS
Emma has been kicked out by Takemichi
Senju:
NOOOOO NOT EMMA.
Inui (Seishu):
they should've just said it
Smiley:
LMWOAOAOAO TAKEMICHI AND HIS FRIENDS GOT CAUGHT AGAIN DOING ANOTHER OMEGAVERSE ROLEPLAY, WELL MORE LIKE A CONTINUATION FROM THE LAST ONE
Takemichi has made Draken the admin
Takemichi has left the gc
Draken has added Takemichi to the gc
Takemichi has left the gc
Draken has added 9 people to the gc
Draken set nicknames for 5 people
Draken:
honestly Takemitchy, you made a wrong decision making me the admin
Omega Takemichi:
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THEIR NUMBERS IM CRYING
Draken:
I saved their numbers, yk, from last time
Omega Takemichi:
DIE ALL OF YOU
Alpha Yamagishi:
are we really doing this again 😕🤞
Alpha Yamagishi:
YALL.
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at "Daddy Kink" gc
6:10pm
Our daddy (Akkun):
who did you tell takemichi
Our mommy (Takemichi):
yk how rumours spread fast right? like even ppl outside of our school knows about our school's rumours right?
Kitten #3 (Takuya):
let me guess, they heard about us from ppl talking about it when they exit the school?
Our mommy (Takemichi):
yes 😞😞
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
LOL THIS TIME ITS NOT ME WHO STARTED IT
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
ITS YAMAGISHI
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
EXCUSE ME.
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
YOU STARTED IT ASSHOLE
Our daddy (Akkun):
I participated but only a little 😍🤞
Our daddy (Akkun):
its all on you guys LMAO
Kitten #3 (Takuya):
AHHAAHAHAHA SAME
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
fuck all of you
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
time and place? /j
Our mommy (Takemichi):
omg yamagishi.... I didn't know you're in that kind of relationship with makoto....
Kitten #3 (Takuya):
wow yamagishi, how could you not tell us
Our daddy (Akkun):
do you not trust us? your daddy? your mommy? your brother?
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
WHAT
Kitten #2 (Makoto):
ME AND HIM? HELL NAW BRO
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
HE LIKES GIRLS
Our daddy (Akkun):
its okay son to be in denial, sooner or later, you'll start to develop feelings for Makoto 💕💕
Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):
same goes for you and Takuya 💕💕
Our mommy (Takemichi):
WHAT TAKUYA???? REALLY???????? HOW COULD U NOT TELL YOUR BSF, YOUR BUDDY, THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH AKKUN???????
Our Mommy (Takemichi) changed 5 people's nicknames
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):
...🧍🏻♀️
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
takemitchy what.
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡︎ (Makoto):
LMAOAIAOOAO
Girlfriend, aka brother ♡︎ (Yamagishi):
istg if I'm the "girlfriend"
Girlfriend, aka brother ♡︎ (Yamagishi):
...
Lovely sweet son (Takemichi):
AHAHAHHAHA IT FITS YOU GUYS 💕💕
Girlfriend, aka brother ♡︎ (Yamagishi):
atp I'll just accept anything I've been through
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
same
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):
guys lets go back to uh main gc? ig
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):
they're spamming
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡︎ (Makoto):
and takemitchy, your nickname doesnr suit you 😕🤞
Wife, aka Mom<3 (Takuya) changed one person's name
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
WDYM MAKOTO
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
WHAT
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back at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" gc
6:22pm
Chifuyu:
WHERED YOU GUYS GO HELLO??
Hanma:
idk probably dying of embarrassment
Draken:
they're back
Ran:
WHERE?
Alpha Yamagishi:
haha lol we're back haha
Omega Takemichi:
im fucking blaming this all to Makoto
Narrator Makoto:
EXCUSE ME.
Alpha Akkun:
you're excused
Beta Takuya:
the exit is just right in front of you 🤗🤭🤭
Baji:
DRAKEN HOWD YOU KNOW THEYRE GOING TO COME
Draken:
by guessing
Rindou:
someone pls give me context what happened before in their roleplay before they begin their new one
Kazutora:
I, am here, your saviour
Kazutora:
so basically two alphas, akkun and yamagishi are fighting for this omega, Takemitchy and yamagishi made the first move! (wow guys)
Kazutora:
soon after, Takemitchy and Yamagishi were dating!! (WOOO!!!) but something came up, ruining their relationship. A beta, Takuya, has been hooking up with Yamagishi a lot
Kazutora:
surprisingly, Takemitchy didn't caught on since he thought it's just an accident but it's becoming annoying as it happened everyday. Tired of the relationship he's in, he tried to break ties between him and Takuya as well as Yamagishi
Kazutora:
they fought (kinda ig) and what a coincidence, our another alpha, Akkun came to interrupt their conversation/arguement
Kazutora:
that's where they stopped (a.k.a getting caught by the teacher)
Kazutora:
also the mafia gameplay will be on hold so the dead ones can come alive for now to witness the roleplay
Everyone (The dead ones) has come online
Narrator Makoto:
how the fuck do you remember all that what
Emma:
im invested
Senju:
SAME 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
Sanzu:
please continue where you guys left off
Beta Takuya:
PLEASE DONT PRESSURE US
Alpha Akkun:
why are you pressured HELP
Alpha Akkun:
we both barely participate in this one
Beta Takuya:
oh yeah lol
Narrator Makoto:
...
Narrator Makoto:
are you guys ready?
Wakasa:
HELL YEAH
Benkei:
why are you so pumped up
Takeomi:
benkei, i know you're also like him and ngl i am too
Narrator Makoto:
.. alright let's begin, just a reminder that we're just recreating what we did earlier 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
Narrator Makoto:
"guys, please continue and don't leave the omegaverse roleplay hanging"
Beta Takuya:
"yeah nope, I'm done with the role which is being the annoying, relationship ruiner hoe"
Hanma:
HELP RELATIONSHIP RUINER HOE??????
Draken has changed one person's name
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
i have a feeling its me
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
and omg indeed it's me, wow 😕
Omega Takemichi:
"fuck you makoto and your roleplay."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"I agree with Takemitchy"
Narrator Makoto:
"Man you guys suck"
Alpha Akkun:
"Suck on deez nuts RAHHHH!!"
Wakasa:
why did I just got a deez nuts joke 🙁 I thought we're already over this....
Benkei:
FR 😕 I thought I could escape, I thought I was finally free......
Narrator Makoto:
"... Atsushi dragged Takemichi away from the other alpha and trying his best to calm the omega down with his pheromones. Luckily it worked, so then Takemichi stayed with Atsushi for a while as he didn't want to go back to his and Yamagishi's place. At first, he thought he will now finally have a chance with Takemichi but looking at how the omega looks so down because of a fight with his lover, he thought that it'll just be better if he carried on with how it was before, having an unrequited love and is unable to express them. After few weeks, the omega finally gathered up his courage to go back to his and Yamagishi's place, to settle down things properly with him."
Smiley:
ayo????? why is this suddenly sad and why tf is it so long
Senju:
idk but I feel bad for Atsushi with his unrequited love for Takemitchy 🙁
Ran:
off topic but did you really write in that kind of writing?
Narrator Makoto:
yeah, to differentiate between the roleplay and our conversation 🧍🏻♀️
Chifuyu:
I thought you guys said you wrote this on sticky notes
Alpha Akkun:
we did, we used lots of em
Senju:
wasting paper smh
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
omg looks guys senju thats wasting paper so doesn't that mean we're also wasting their time with our roleplay
Alpha Yamagishi:
omg Takuya! you have a point there! why not we just stop since we're wasting their time?
Omega Takemichi:
good idea Yamagishi!
Narrator Makoto:
I also think its a good idea!
Alpha Akkun:
so then, i think we should leave now!
Mikey:
You guys can't leave btw, you have to continue
Senju:
I actually take back my words, your roleplay is our entertainment
Hakkai:
please continue, I need smth to laugh at
Narrator Makoto:
...highway looks so comfy rn 😍🤭
Alpha Yamagishi:
atp let's just accept it guys, there's no way we can escape from these ppl
Alpha Akkun:
yeah you're right
Alpha Akkun:
"Are you going back there now? Do you want me to accompany you?"
Omega Takemichi:
"Yes I am and I'll be fine on my own, thanks for the offer though, and thank you letting me stay here with you,"
Alpha Akkun:
"I'm just glad I'm at least able to help you, stay safe okay?"
Omega Takemichi:
"Oh c'mon Akkun! Have more faith in me, I'll be fine! I'll get going now, see you soon Akkun!"
Narrator Makoto:
"The alpha could only smile at him as he watched Takemichi walking towards his and Yamagishi's place,"
Alpha Akkun:
"Goddamnit Makoto why can't you do the ending for me"
Alpha Akkun:
"I pray for you to be happy from the bottom of my heart,"
Narrator Makoto:
"The Alpha whispered to himself as he smiled sadly, knowing the fact that he can't be with Takemichi as lovers and could only stays as friends."
Mikey:
yo....
Chifuyu:
bro...
Chifuyu:
dw Akkun, I'll be the omega to your alpha instead, use me as your replacement to forget Takemichi
Hakkai:
but fuyu, what about Baji 🙁
Hakkai:
i-i-i-i... thought...you guys are together....
Baji:
fuyu how could you 🙁 you cheater
Senju:
NOW HOLD TF ON....
Emma:
y-y-y-you guys ... a-a-a-are dating...?!
Emma:
Baji how dare you..why didn't you tell me, betrayer 💔
Emma:
I support you Fuyu, you're not a cheater 💞
Emma:
go abandon Baji 🤗
Emma:
oh also Takemichi, you chose the wrong person to date tbh like you could've choose Atsushi smh
Omega Takemichi:
.... omg how did this rope get around my neck?
Chifuyu:
PARTNER NO DON'T DO IT
Draken:
chifuyu hes joking
Chifuyu:
WITHOUT ME
Ran:
wth is even happening rn
Yuzuha:
You guys keep getting off track omg
Yuzuha:
Can't the admin idk mute all of us except the one who participated in the roleplay?
Yuzuha:
cause yk, there wont be any interruptions
Emma:
can you add Hina? I alr explained the whole thing to her
Chifuyu:
rip partner 🙁
Draken:
I mean I can do that
Hanma:
LMAO NOT HIM HAVING HIS GF WITNESSING THIS ROLEPLAY
Rindou:
L him, W her
Wakasa:
HELP I ALUHHED
Draken added someone
Draken set a name for them
Draken muted everyone (except the ones who participated in the roleplay)
Draken:
you guys can continue now
Omega Takemichi:
... 🙁🙁
Narrator Makoto:
just do it guys, the faster we do this the faster our suffering will end
Narrator Makoto:
"As soon as Takemichi reached the place, he was greeted by a certain beta who's standing in front of the front door"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"makoto pls i thought im done with the roleplay"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"Micchan!! There you are! I was worried sick about you, where have you been?"
Omega Takemichi:
"Drop the fucking act Takuya, and go away,"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"I just wanted to apologize for-"
Omega Takemichi:
"I already forgave you but, that doesn't mean that we're still on good terms. So go, I don't want to deal with you right now,"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
".. I'm sorry again, I'll get going. Thank you for forgiving me,"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"ok bye lol, me and Akkun already did our part, its on you three now, mostly Yamagishi and Takemitchy"
Omega Takemichi:
"i despise life sm"
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Chapter 11: Mafia [PT5]
Notes:
this chapter is not even ab mafia anymore but like... also this was inspired by mammonxdiavolo fanfic at ao3 but i forgot the name
Chapter uploaded: 27 November 2022
Chapter Text
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Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"Micchan!! There you are! I was worried sick about you, where have you been?"
Omega Takemichi:
"Drop the fucking act Takuya, and go away,"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"I just wanted to apologize for-"
Omega Takemichi:
"I already forgave you but, that doesn't mean that we're still on good terms. So go, I don't want to deal with you right now,"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
".. I'm sorry again, I'll get going. Thank you for forgiving me,"
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
"ok bye lol, me and Akkun already did our part, its on you three now, mostly Yamagishi and Takemitchy"
Omega Takemichi:
"i despise life sm"
Omega Takemichi:
Can I judt
Omega Takemichi:
not.
Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:
just get over w/ it fast
Alpha Yamagishi:
yeah michi pls make it fast IM ON THEE VERGE OF CRYING ALREADY 😭
Narrator Makoto:
just have to repeat what you wrote
Narrator Makoto:
"Takuya then left the omega male alone, not wanting to cause another ruckus again. Yamagishi, a man with a stressed-out appearance, was waiting when Takemichi opened the front door after taking a deep breath and mustering all his courage."
Narrator Makoto:
"Yamagishi approached the other man as soon as he became aware of Takemichi's presence, holding his shoulders tightly out of fear that Takemichi would leave him once more."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"Where have you been, sweetheart? I'm so scared out of my mind-wait, don't tell me you're hogging another alpha!"
Omega Takemichi:
"Don't even try to act like you're my lover right now; just get your hands off of me."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"Please don't leave me, my sweetheart; I won't do it again."
Narrator Makoto:
"Yamagishi attempted to entice the other man by releasing pheromones, but unfortunately for him, Takemichi yanked away from Yamagishi and yelled at him in a furious manner."
Omega Takemichi:
"Leave me alone for god's sake! We're done; I'm never coming back to you. I'd had it with your blatant lies and the way you treated me like I wasn't your lover."
Omega Takemichi:
"Furthermore, making excuses is pointless and will only make you appear foolish."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"You dare talk back to me?!"
Narrator Makoto:
"Takemichi was startled by Yamagishi's shout to the point that he hadn't realized the other man was slowly approaching him."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"You still love me, so you won't leave. You made the decision to choose me as your lover. Don't ever leave me, you even admitted to me once that you're worried about losing me. I'll make a promise to treat you better."
Narrator Makoto:
"Takemichi resisted crying the entire time. Now that they had lost everything, why did the alpha even try to treat him like a lover?"
Narrator Makoto:
"After a brief pause, the omega male responds to Yamagishi."
Omega Takemichi:
"I no longer love you as much as I once did. Why? mainly because I became weary of our relationship. I'm sick of how you treat me like a possession you use solely for your own pleasure rather than as a lover."
Omega Takemichi:
"I'm sick of the way you disregarded me and didn't even return my affection. I'm sick and tired of how you just threw away my love for you."
Omega Takemichi:
"Moreover, I'm sick of your view of me as weak simply because my second gender is an omega."
Narrator Makoto:
"The omega felt wet tears streaming from his eyes down to his cheeks, and before he knew it, he was sobbing."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"I tried to reach out to you so we could fix that problem but you kept rejecting me."
Narrator Makoto:
"What in the world is this man saying? Takemichi sensed his rage building."
Omega Takemichi:
"When exactly did that happen? I begged you for your love and attention for so long, but you would only ignore me."
Omega Takemichi:
"This argument is not making any progress. Are you aware of how immature you are? Always picking fights, shoving people away, and then only returning to them when you're in need. It annoys me that you are currently doing it to me."
Narrator Makoto:
"I'm going to really end it quickly bc im tired"
Narrator Makoto:
"Takemichi yearned love and affection-- and the alpha male provided him with it. Only a little. Keeping him on the edge. Yamagishi gave him love but not enough-- but since Takemichi knew how much the man actually loves him-- he stayed. He will stay."
Narrator Makoto:
"Being with Yamagishi-- who only provided small amount of affection-- was much more important and much more needed for Takemichi's mental health."
Narrator Makoto:
"Yamagishi's harsh words made him feel unsure but the possessiveness it held along made Takemichi hope longer. Till it clicked-- Yamagishi just coming to peace with his obsession. He was confused before but now?"
Narrator Makoto:
"The alpha male knew what he had to do. By releasing his pheromones, he succeeds luring the omega into his arms."
Alpha Yamagishi:
"I love you Takemichi, so don't leave as nothing--"
Omega Takemichi:
"--can keep us apart."
Narrator Makoto:
"Yamagishi's unsure of how he managed to convince Takemichi to come back to him (it was probably due to the way he manipulates and gaslights the other male), but he doesn't care. He is now the sole owner of Takemichi. They won't be separated by anyone. Not even death itself."
Omega Takemichi:
we're done.
Alpha Akkun:
So glad i didnt appear at the very end, also that ending isn't very satisfying? good? idk there's just smth off ab it
Draken has unmuted everyone
Draken changed 5 people's nicknames
Senju:
...nah
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Chapter 12: Mafia [PT6]
Notes:
GUYS WE'RE FINALLY AT THE CHAPTER I DID LAST YEAR YIPPEE
Chapter uploaded: 6 April 2024
Chapter Text
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At "Daddy Kink" groupchat
6:47pm
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
I hate this sm
Girlfriend, aka brother ♡ (Yamagishi):
And you know who to blame !!
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):
And who may that be? :O
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
Makoto !!
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
Man fuck you guys 🙁
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
Always blaming me
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
Well yea obv bc YOURE THE CAUSE OF THIS WHOLE DAMN MESS
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
IM EMBARRASSED
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
If you guys receive a news about a high schooler committing suicide because of a roleplay that Makoto created, that's me !! 😁
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):
Sweetheart no, don't commit suicide bc of Makoto that'll be a pathetic reason to die
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
ohmygod
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
you're right
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
Thanks for snapping me out of it love <3
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
Ew get your cheesy asses out of here 🙄😒
Girlfriend, aka brother ♡ (Yamagishi):
Are you going to ignore the fact that they said dying bc of you is pathetic?
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
I hv selective hearing, what was that?
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
DAWG THIS IS TEXT MESSAGES FYM SELECTIVE HEARING
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
**Eyesight
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
ARE YOU FR RN THAYS KOT EVEN A THING HELLO??????
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
Well I made it a thing so suck it up
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
MOM WHY DID YOU APPROVE WHY DID YOI GIVE HIM YOUR BLESSING AS YOUR SON IN LAW TUOS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):
I was threatened 😿
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
MY DEAR BROTHER YAMAGISHI WHY DID YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT TOXIC STUPID PLECTORHINCHUS LOOKING AHH GUY
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto) kicked Emo gay son (Takemichi) out
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) added Emo gay son (Takemichi)
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) made Emo gay son (Takemichi) admin
Emo gay son (Takemichi) kicked Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto) out
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) added Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto)
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) made Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto) admin
Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):
Enough is enough
Emo gay son (Takemichi):
HE STARTED IT FIRST????????
Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):
NO???????? YOU INSULTED ME FIRST THE FUCK
Girlfriend, aka brother ♡ (Yamagishi):
Here we go again ☠️
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Meanwhile....
At "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
6:47pm
5 people have gone offline
Yuzuha:
So @Hina ...
Emma:
How are you feeling my dearest? 🎤
Wakasa:
the dearest is so unnecessary
Senju:
why are you so bitter
Wakasa:
MY MAN SHINICHIRO IS NOT HERE TAHST WHY IM BITTER GO AWAY
Senju:
eww that's the reason why im homophobic but only towards you 😒
Wakasa:
this is why I hate girls like you 🖕
Shinichiro:
im here though?
Wakasa:
HELLO MY PRINCESS <333333 I MISS HAVING YOU IN MY ARMS
Shinichiro:
<3 I miss you too
Senju:
im 𝕿𝕳𝕽𝕺𝖂𝕴𝕹𝕲 up that is so disgusting
Senju:
I hope you guys will 𝕹𝕰𝖁𝕰𝕽 find eachother in any alternate universes or whatever in another lives 😂🙏
(she was typing "throwing" and "never" btw)
Sanzu:
what the hell is that
Senju:
my inner alpha 🐺🐺
Takeomi:
srry bro shes going thru a phase
Wakasa:
@Senju sounds like you have mental illness
Senju:
YOU'RE MENTAL ILLNESS.
Wakasa:
thats rude, not a way to talk to your elders
Senju:
WE'RE ONLY A FEW YEARS APART??????
Shinichiro:
stop it guys
Senju:
YOU STOP TALKING "stop it guys 🥺🥺🥺" PICK ME LOOKING AHH
Shinichiro:
😐
Senju:
srry bro dk what came over me 🙏
Wakasa:
YOU APOLOGIZED TO HIM BUT NOT ME???????
Senju:
hes nice to me, UNLIKE SOMEONE 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Wakasa:
I wish I could really strangle you yk
Senju:
@Shinichiro Wakasa is threatening to torture me first before he murdered me 😿
Wakasa:
STOP TWISTING MY WORDS
Hina:
Okay... I'll stop you guys right there
Hina:
Anyway, to answer your question Emma
Hina:
Hina expected it already so I feel okay
Hanma:
nah what
Hina:
Hina participated once in their shenanigans so it's expected and not really shocking, though I must say this one has a sad/toxic ending than the ones they usually did
Chifuyu:
HINA WHATT
Chifuyu:
WDYM YOU PARTICIPATED OJCE
Mikey:
HINA TOURE BETTER THAN THIS 💔💔💔
Izana:
Why are you alive?
Izana:
Go back to being dead.
Draken:
hate to say this but he's right, you shouldn't be alive rn
Smiley:
youre alrdy killed by the mafias 😂😂 weak ahh
Mikey:
SHUT IP
Mikey:
Why do guys hate me sm
Mikey:
ITS THE WROLD AGAINST ME 🙁
Hanma:
I audibly giggled fym world its only a few ppl 😂
Mikey:
Bye my dark impulse is taking over me
Mikey has sent an image
Mikey:
Watch out @Hanma
Mikey has gone offline
Rindou:
LMAOOOOOO
Hanma:
I can't wait for his arrival ~ ! ♡
Mikey has gone online
Mikey:
Bro was ab to dab me up wth
Mikey:
hes creepy
Hanma:
he ran away 😞
Mucho:
now how did you
Mitsuya:
Don't ask
Mucho:
Aint u supposed to be dead too
Mitsuya:
Man I wish I killed you
Mucho:
well im alive and well 🥱🥱🥱
Hina:
Anyway... stopping you guys again there
Hina:
@Chifuyu @Mikey Makoto dragged me to it honestly 🤷♀️
Senju:
Speaking of them, where are they
Ran:
probably dying of embarrassment since theyre not online rn
Draken:
they're online
Ran:
what? no they're not
5 people have gone online
Ran:
WHAT THE FUCK
Mucho:
how is that even possible
Draken:
instinct 🤷♀️
Emma:
So @Atsushi @Takuya @Yamagishi @Makoto @Takemichi , what's your thoughts? How are you feeling after completing the roleplay
Takemichi:
i feel like shit
Yamagishi:
real
Atsushi:
ngl im glad i didnt play a major role unlike the two of them so i feel fine, ig
Takuya:
i dont like it, i played a role where i have to be a homewrecker
Takuya:
i promise im not like that 🙏
Makoto:
im not satisfied with the ending idk it feel empty?
Sanzu:
fr? i thought the ending is perfect
Sanzu:
love the toxicity in the relationship
Kazutora:
OMFG I AGREE WITH YOU FOR ONCEEE
Ran:
@Sanzu would you like me to treat you like that too?
Rindou:
**us
Sanzu:
EXVUSE ME??
Ran:
<33
Benkei:
whats up with sanzu pulling the haitanis
Benkei:
what rizz does he have bro
Benkei:
i canr even pull anyone
Takeomi:
me
Takeomi:
you pulled me
Benkei:
what
Takeomi:
what?
Senju:
WHAT
Sanzu:
what.
Wakasa:
SHIN HE FINALLY DID IT PAY UP
Shinichiro:
DAMNIT I THOUGHT HES A COWARD 😞
Inui Seishu:
Whatt is happening 😭
Koko:
Sanzu pulling Haitanis, Benkei announced he can't pull anyone until Takeomi said he actually pulled someone and that someone is him and they're both flustered whereas Sanzu and Senju are shocked that their brother is gay, and at the same time Shinichiro and Wakasa were betting whether Takeomi will confess his feelings out or not which Shinichiro thought he will not thus he lost the bet
Emma:
Thanks for the explanation I guess !
Hina:
Is this normal for you guys ?
Smiley:
unfortunately yes
Kazutora:
anyways
4 people have left the group
Kazutora:
WHY DID YHEY LEAVR SO QUICKLY HELLO?
Emma:
the mafia game guys
Hina:
I'll take my leave now, goodbye <33
Hina left the group
Kazutora:
Was ab to invite them but... ANYWAYS
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
Here are the list of people that's left
Chifuyu:
how did you get our pictures and why is it arranged like we're in a survival show
Izana:
Why am I the only serving cunt there?
Inui Seishu:
I wanted to disagree but you're right like hello?
Inui Seishu:
You look so damn gorgeous there, I might actually start to giggle and blush over your appearance ngl
Koko:
INUPI WHAR
Chifuyu:
NO BC HES RIGHT THOUGH
Chifuyu:
except I actually giggled and blush
Emma:
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SIMPING OVER MY BROTHER
Inui Seishu:
HES FINE OKAY
Inui Seishu:
I wouldn't mind getting beaten up by him 🤭
Chifuyu:
NAHH WHAT- same.
Izana:
Oh, didn't expect those.
Draken:
ofc you didn't...
Izana:
Actually, you both look beautiful too.
Izana:
The green eyes of both of yours give me a vivid view of how naturally beautiful you both are, just like the nature you believe in showering unconditional love irrespective of what you get in return.
Chifuyu and Inui Seishu have gone offline
Koko:
I'm in the same room with inupi rn and he's screaming and giggling, I think he's about to faint
Baji:
chifuyu fainted, his cheeks are both red
Koko:
okay inupi is now the same as chifuyu
Emma:
WHY ARE YOU GOOD AT COMPLETING I THOUGHT YOURE SOMEONE WHOS BAD AT IT .
Ran:
thats what I thought too until he suddenly complimented my braids 🥹
Emma:
OMFG EVEN OTHER FEATURES TOO? SO ITS NOT ONLY THE EYES?????
Rindou:
hes good at complimenting everything
Sanzu:
If he complimented me, I would faint too cause that type of compliment is very flattering
Sanzu:
And I understand their reaction too, cause he's actually gorgeous it's unfair, I'm jealous
Sanzu:
i dont have the looks nor do i have the personality 💔 I have nothing
Izana:
You do have the looks? The green eyes of yours give me the purest form of love when the morning dew drops are placed on the leaves just waiting to merge with the beautiful nature.
Sanzu has gone offline
Smiley:
NAH BRO PULLING ALL THE GREEN EYED BITCHES
Yuzuha:
WHWRR ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE COMPLIMENTS
Yuzuha:
BOTH OF THEM ARE DIFFERENT YET THEYRE AB THE SAME THING WHICH IS GREEN EYES
Yuzuha:
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT SEARCH IT ON GOOGLE OR SMTH
Izana:
What do you mean?
Kakucho:
He gets it from himself, he never googled compliments 😭
Senju:
BRO
Senju:
THATS A TALENT RIGHT THWRE
Ran:
bro is taking sanzu away from us
Rindou:
right 💔💔
Hanma:
he was never yours in the first place
Rindou:
and who asked for your opinion
Hanma:
no one but i just wanted to give you guys a reality check ( ˘ ³˘)♡
Rindou:
emoticons doesn't suit you stop it
Rindou:
youre ruining it
Hanma:
it suits me alr
Hanma:
like hold on
Hanma:
@Rindou (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
Hanma:
js gave you a kiss on the cheek
Rindou:
im going to vomit STOP
Hanma:
vomit in my mouth 🫰
Rindou:
THAYS DISGUSTING????? SOMEONE PLS HELP ME GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN
Emma:
we need Hina to stop people from talking nonsense any further 😿😿
Takemichi:
well she's busy right now so she unfortunately can't be added
Emma:
howd you know
Takemichi:
because I'm familiar with her routine?
Emma:
I forgot you're her boyfriend ngl
Takemichi:
I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult
Emma:
insult
Takemichi:
compliment it is I guess
Emma:
😐
3 people have gone online
Wakasa:
Theyre back
Chifuyu:
I never had fainted over a man before this is so new
Inui Seishu:
RIGHT
Sanzu:
Izana is my gay awakening.
Chifuyu:
WORD
Baji:
i thought i was your gay awakening?
Chifuyu:
🤐🤐
Baji:
betrayer.
Izana:
Should I be flattered?
Kazutora:
YES YOU SHOULD??? YOU PULLED BOTH WOMAN AND MAN
Kazutora:
i can't pull anybody
Kazutora:
the only thing i can pull is these cats who kept appearing out of nowhere
Draken:
cat distribution chooses someone like you?
Kazutora:
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
Emma:
ANYWAY BESIDES THE POINT
Emma:
you guys keep forgetting ab the mafia game
Draken:
Oh right, before that
Draken has made Kazutora the admin
Kazutora muted 6 people
Kazutora:
I muted the ppl who are dead so yk
Kazutora:
where did we stop last time?
Yuzuha:
You announcing angry's death and him being the doctor who saves draken
Kazutora:
thank god you remember it i have a goldfish memory
Kazutora:
anyway SOOOOO WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK IS THE MAFIAA vote votee
Rindou:
Hanma
Senju:
Wakasa
Hanma:
Oh c'mon honey rinrin, don't be like this :(
Wakasa:
BRO WHY DO YOU HATE ME SM
Senju:
you suck
Rindou:
that applies to you too Hanma and don't call me that
Baji:
idk who to vote ill js side with the majority
Smiley:
okay no we should vote out ppl carefully
Smiley:
it couldnt be Mucho since Mitsuya, a mafia, said he wished he killed him earlier
Smiley:
i cant pinpoint others though
Benkei:
okay then we vote for who's the most suspicious, excluding Mucho since his identity is confirmed he's a villager
Mucho:
yippee
Sanzu:
ik you did not say that irl bet your face is like 😐
Mucho:
I wanted to sound happy okay
Takemichi:
okay since you're a villager Mucho, who do you think is the mafia
Mucho:
Kokonoi? I'm not sure my guessing game is bad
Mucho:
dont trust me
Takemichi:
?
Takemichi:
oh ya true I remember that time where you thought I'm a traitor 😭
Mucho:
you js seemed suspicious at that time okay
Koko:
bro why me I js joined bruv
Mucho:
oh
Mucho:
if thats the case then idk
Hanma:
we cant depend on him ☠️
Rindou:
vote hanma out hes the mafia
Emma:
wait how many mafias are left? and how many were there in the beginning
Kazutora:
6 people and now there are 4 mafias left and let me explain the rest too
Kazutora:
no doctor left, 1 detective remaining
Kazutora:
and there are originally 18 villagers and now theres 15 left
Emma:
thanks tora
Senju:
IDK WHOS THE MAFIA THIS IS HELL
Emma:
vote whos the most suspicious ig thats the least thing we could do
Koko:
hanma
Rindou:
hanma
Rindou:
great minds think alike
Hanma:
bro what did i do to you koko
Hanma:
and HONEY RINRINN :(( IM SAD YOU THINK IM THE MAFIA
Kazutora changed one person's name
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
watch my name get changed to that
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
and im right
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
i hate life
Smiley:
LMAO HONEY RINRIN
Ran:
youre not even sweet like honey
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
TELL THAT TO HANMA????
Hanma:
call me shuji babe ♡
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
gross
Hanma:
i thought we are on the first name basis?
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
you thought
Hanma:
aw :(
Senju:
ew
Wakasa:
now why are YOU bitter
Senju:
leave me alone???? gosh
Takeomi:
right leave her alone
Senju:
i didnt ask you to defend me
Takeomi:
be grateful im defending you?????
Senju:
so you think I'm someone who can't defend herself?
Emma:
as much as I would like to see it go down, stop it
Senju:
anything for you emma <3
Wakasa:
down bad
Yuzuha:
as if you're not the same towards Shinichiro
Wakasa:
why are you mean to me I have done nothing to you
Yuzuha:
srry man it js pissed me off that you abandoned your handsome look during your teen days
Kazutora:
no bc real tho
Kazutora:
he might be my gay awakening if he keeps up that appearance
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
LIKE DAMNNNNN
Senju:
i would actually act nice bc im quite a sucker for pretty ppl
Wakasa:
brb let me change rq
Senju:
no need, your shitty personality rn suits your current look
Wakasa:
OMI WHY IS YOUR SISTER ACTING LIKE THIS
Wakasa:
WHY IS SHE REBELLIOUS
Takeomi:
like i said shes going thru a phase so excuse her
Wakasa:
this is bullying i swear
Smiley:
is this normal in Brahman
Benkei:
unfortunately yea
Smiley:
i forgot you're in brahman
Smiley:
you barely talked that's why, dont hv that much appearance
Benkei:
i js dk what to say
Baji:
ril
Koko:
why are you guys so dry
Takemichi:
you're one to talk
Inui Seishu:
uhm anyway besides the point, I vote for emma ( srry )
Emma:
WHAT WHY
Emma:
is killing two Sanos not enough for you guys 💔💔
Inui Seishu:
oh yea srry mb darling
Inui Seishu:
hanma then
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
I LOVE YOU INUI
Emma:
OMG INUI LOVE YOU SM
Draken:
ouch
Hanma:
ouch (2)
Takemichi:
I understand why Draken says that bc hes been pinning on Emma but doesnt have any balls to ask her out even tho she clearly likes him back ( what a pussy )
Takemichi:
but Hanma? srsly?
Baji:
not draken getting his ass exposed by takemitchy
Chifuyu:
partner ☠️
Takemichi:
I HATE BEINF THE DAMN THIRD WHEELER OKAY IM SICK AND TIRED
Chifuyu:
HOW DO U THINK I FEEL WHENEVER IM WITH U AND HINA
Takemichi:
YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING THE BALLS TOO TO ASK BAJI OUT SMH
Baji:
what
Chifuyu:
gun to my head dont play with me rn
Takemichi:
okay
Takemichi:
anyway vote hanma out ! 😝
Chifuyu:
CHIFUYU MATSUNO FOUND DEAD IN A TUB AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS ON TRYING TO DROWN WITH A TOASTER ACTING AS A BATHBOMB
Smiley:
attention seeker
Chifuyu:
i hate you guys
Kazutora:
okay so there's currently 4 votes on Hanma from Rindou, Inui, Koko, Takemitchy
Kazutora:
the rest?
Smiley:
takeomi
Sanzu:
takeomi
Senju:
i changed my mind from wakasa, its takeomi now
Wakasa:
takeomi
Benkei:
takeomi
Takeomi:
WHAT DID I DO TO ALL OF YOU
Kazutora:
4 votes on Hanma, 5 on Takeomi
Ran:
hanma
Emma:
hanma
Yuzuha:
takeomi
Kazutora:
its a tie now 6 - 6
Baji:
Hanma
Draken:
takeomi
Hanma:
takeomi
Takeomi:
Hanma
Chifuyu:
Hanma
Mucho:
takeomi
Kazutora:
still a tie, 9-9
Kazutora:
who hasn't voted?
Inui Seishu:
Izana?
Takeomi:
good luck @Hanma
Hanma:
same goes for you too 😞
Hanma:
our fate falls onto Izana's hands
Izana:
Well,
Izana:
I have barely interacted with the two of them so I'm not quite sure, but from the looks of it I doubt any of them is the mafia.
Izana:
So I'll just vote on someone random which is Koko.
Kazutora:
Okay, so 9 votes on Hanma, 9 votes on Takeomi and 1 vote on Koko
Kazutora:
no one is eliminated this time so the night then falls
Kazutora:
alrighty guys ! brb let me talk to the detective and the mafias
Takeomi:
we survived omfg
Hanma:
on pure luck
Hanma:
thanksies Izana
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
man he should've died
Hanma:
HONEY RINRIN :((((((
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
no.
Hanma:
im coming over :(
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
NO DONR???
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
ran lock the doors
Ran:
on it
Chifuyu:
i hope you die next @Takemichi
Takemichi:
still bitter ab it but idc 🥱🥱
Chifuyu:
i wonder how this gun appears in my hand
Takemichi:
ooo scary 😱😫 shivers me timbers 🥶🥶
Senju:
im voting on you next Wakasa
Wakasa:
OMI PLS CONTROL YOUR SISTER
Takeomi:
no thanks
Wakasa:
BENKEI
Benkei:
idk bro its all on u
Inui Seishu:
Do I have the permission to ask you out? @Izana
Koko:
INUPI I RHOUGT WE'RE DONE OVER THAT
Inui Seishu:
nope
Izana:
Uhm, well I guess yea.
Sanzu:
NOT FAIR?????
Inui Seishu:
first come first serve
Inui Seishu:
I believed I have secured the man bye guys I'm no longer single 😝😝
Sanzu:
what ab koko
Inui Seishu:
uhm leave him ig
Koko:
wow
Koko:
alr 💔💔
Yuzuha:
so many things is happening at the same time ☠️
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in the "depressed mafias" gc
at 7:17pm
Kazutora:
hello my dearest mafias
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
kill hanma off so rindou get voted out 😝😝😝 like killing two birds with one stone
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
BRO WHY IS MY NAME STILL LIKE THAT
Yuzuha:
I agree with killing hanma off
Yuzuha:
and js embrace your name
Wakasa:
I wanted to say senju bc shes been pissing me off but hanma it is i guess
Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug (Benkei):
so hanma is our final decision?
Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug (Benkei):
are you fr rn
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
LMAO THE WAY ITS COVERING UP THE WHOLE SCREEN IM CACKLING
Yuzuha:
thats why i said to embrace your name 😭
Kazutora:
i forgot to change it back hold on
Kazutora changed one person's name
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
only one?
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
okay... ik you hate me... 🥀🥀
Benkei:
is it me? hopefully it is
Benkei:
OML i had never felt this relieved in my entire life
Kazutora:
yes i hate u takemitchy and hanma it is!!
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
this is why you can't pull anybody
Kazutora:
at least cats likes me
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
they chose the wrong person to like then, poor them.
Wakasa:
yes fight !
Yuzuha:
enough fighting ohmygod.
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Draken
Kazutora:
hi
Draken:
hanma
Kazutora:
villager
Draken:
srs?
Kazutora:
yea
Draken:
i was rlly hoping hes the mafia so i hv a reason to kill him off
Kazutora:
whats up with the hatred towards hanma bro
Draken:
idk he js pisses me off
Kazutora:
understandable HAHAHAH
Kazutora:
anyway adios good luck surviving out there as a detective without the doctor
Draken:
im going to be emo
Kazutora:
arent u alrdy one since Emma said ily to Inui?
Draken:
uh
Draken:
rn its level 2 emo
Kazutora:
nah...
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Hanma
Kazutora:
yo hanma guess what
Hanma:
is honey rinrin asking u for help to see if im taken or not and if im not hes going to ask me out?
Kazutora:
uhm no ...
Hanma:
oh then i wont hear out on whatever you're going to say
Kazutora:
im still going to say it anyway
Kazutora:
js wanted to let you know youre dying
Kazutora:
how would u like me to announce your death?
Hanma:
oh damn
Hanma:
I survived but at what cost 😞
Hanma:
announced it however you want ig 😞😞
Hanma:
im going to listen to bruno mars while crying
Kazutora:
... okay then
Kazutora:
so many ppl are acting all emo tdy
Hanma:
i dont have a minute to be silly so now im falling into deep depression
Kazutora:
and i could care less !!
Hanma:
my friend is not comforting me and I've been rejected countless times by honey rinrin this is sorrowful
Kazutora:
okay bye
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Chapter 13: Mafia [PT7]
Notes:
the rules of the mafia was changed js a lil bcs i don't remember how it was before
Chapter uploaded: 9 April 2024
Chapter Text
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At "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
7:21pm
Kazutora:
the sun has risen and it's now morning
Kazutora:
im ab to announce who's dead 😝
Senju:
is it wakasa
Senju:
plz let it be him omfg
Wakasa:
LEAVE ME ALONE 😔
Kazutora:
... okay !
Kazutora:
the mafias were on a stroll, hunting down villagers when they saw one pitiful villager named Hanma who was crying while listening to bruno mars after getting rejected countless times by Rindou
Kazutora:
and so they decided to kill his pitiful ass
Kazutora:
and his last words were:
Hanma:
"If not in this life then let us be together in another life my sweet, lovely Rindou..."
Kazutora has muted one person
Kazutora:
and guess what his identity was????
Kazutora sent an image
Smiley:
AINT NO WAYYYYYY
Smiley:
we know who to blame for his death...
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
his last words are so cringe
Yuzuha:
but they're for you?
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
yea no thanks
Izana:
It seems like I'm right for the fact that he's not the mafia.
Inui Seishu:
NEVER DOUBT KUROKAWA IZANA
Inui Seishu sent an image
Chifuyu:
the way you're still hung up over him is insane ( same )
Mucho:
idk what part of him you guys see as attractive
Sanzu:
you js dont get it the way we get him
Mucho:
???
Mucho:
going for Mikey's brother?
Mucho:
and here I thought you are loyal to him
Sanzu:
well 🥶
Inui Seishu:
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Inui Seishu:
MY LAST NAME IS NO LONGER INUI ITS NOW KUROKAWA
Inui Seishu:
he gave me permission 😝😝 WE'RE ON THE FIRST NAME BASIS TOO
Chifuyu:
YOURE LYING.
Sanzu:
IS THIS RIGHT @Izana
Izana:
Yea, what he said is right.
Izana:
Plus, Kurokawa Seishu sounds nice.
Kazutora changed one person's name
Kazutora:
congratulations
Kurokawa Seishu:
i won the lottery guys 🙏
Chifuyu:
people, I fear that my death is near.
Chifuyu sent an image
Sanzu:
this news is devastating and is so not good for my health
Sanzu:
wait no it's okay !!! I'm totally fine, TOTALLY not going crazy over this
Sanzu sent an image
Koko:
me after watching the guy I liked for so long got tgt with someone who's clearly better than me
Koko sent an image
Kazutora:
You three should unite with Draken and Hanma, they're both emo-ing RN
Yuzuha:
not izana gaining three ppl and then lost 2
Benkei:
its the fact that inui and izana barely talked
Kurokawa Seishu:
THATS WHERE YOURE WRONGGG
Kurokawa Seishu:
also call me kurokawa or seishu 😝
Sanzu:
dont tell me he private messaged you 🙁
Izana:
I private messaged Seishu.
Chifuyu:
it is not fair... its NOT fair....NOT FAIR...
Chifuyu:
NOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIR NOT FAIRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chifuyu sent an image
Baji:
i js watched my crush still hung up over a man whos taken.
Baji:
im becoming an alcoholic
Baji:
js threw a wine bottle at my son
Ran:
this got an audible reaction out of me
Ran:
my Mon Cheri Haru is still hung up over Izana 💔
Smiley:
okay so there's currently 7 emos
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
not me 😂😂😂😂
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
im happy hanma is dead
Smiley:
yk your sentence is making me vote for you right
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
wait guys im not the mafia
Sanzu:
I DONR CARE IM VOTING YOU
Chifuyu:
IM MISERABLE IM TAKING OUT ON U RINDOU
Baji:
voting rindou
Baji:
blaming it to my alcoholic tendencies
Draken:
rindou it is
Ran:
srry bro im voting on u 🤷♀️
Ran:
my Mon Cheri is in love over a man that's not me
Kazutora:
okay... so there's 6 votes on rindou
Yuzuha:
well i think all of us voted for him
Emma:
yeah i mean no one hates hanma more than how rindou hates him
Smiley:
exactly
Mucho:
bye bye rindou
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
ITS NOT ME YALL
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
im voting on smiley hes the root of my death.
Kazutora:
okay so with that, there's 17 votes on rindou and 1 vote on Smiley
Kazutora:
so unfortunately, rindou, you're now deceased
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
i wish you guys a miserable future
Kazutora has muted one person
Kazutora:
REVEALINGGGGGGG HIS IDENTITY 😱
Kazutora sent an image
Kurokawa Seishu:
NAHHHHH who said rindou is the mafia jn js bc hanma died
Takemichi:
emma & smiley
Emma:
YOU FUCKING SNITCH
Kurokawa Seishu:
well watch out guys cause from the looks of it the mafias are winning
Chifuyu:
plz stop talking i hate seeing that name popping up
Chifuyu:
that should be ME
Baji:
guess who threw another beer bottle at their son
Sanzu:
no it shouldve been me bro 🙁
Ran:
the voices are loud im going to execute myself
Ran:
@Sanzu Mon Cheri, doesn't Haitani Haruchiyo sounds nicer 😞
Ran:
I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER MON CHERI
Sanzu:
okay that snap me out of my depression pit
Sanzu:
it does sound nice ngl
Ran:
can I take that as a yes for me to court you 😞
Sanzu:
Ill give you a chance, I guess
Ran:
GUESS WHOS THE OTHER PERSON THAT WON LOTTERY.
Kazutora:
congratulations for the second time
Kazutora changed one person's name
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
only one chance
Ran:
I WILL NOT MESS IT UP
Baji:
im strangling both of you
Baji:
leave Sanzu plz i dont want to see him happy bc im not happy
Ran:
no way??? we just got tgt why would I want to leave him
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
oh thats smooth
Ran:
ofc Mon Cheri
Ran:
can I come over 😞
Mon Cheri Haruchiyo ♡ (Sanzu):
ill be waiting
Ran:
happiest day of my life fr
Baji:
IM UTTERLY SICK.
Koko:
I hate seeing ppl happy I WISH SMTH BAD HAPPENED TO THEM
Senju:
i finally found my ppl
Wakasa:
shut up
Senju:
you saw that Shinichiro?
Senju:
I didn't even say anything to him yet here he is suddenly telling me to shut up 😿
Wakasa:
shinichiro will not listen to you????
Benkei:
no man i think he will listen to her
Takeomi:
he have a soft spot for senju
Wakasa:
I REALLY HATE YOU GUYS WHY CANT U DEFEND ME FOR ONCE
Izana:
Well that's chaotic.
Mucho:
you caused them?????? you're the root of it all???
Izana:
🤷♀️
Draken:
big news
Draken:
im no longer emo 💞
Takemichi:
do you finally gain the balls to confess to emma
Baji:
pls dont tell me you do
Draken:
I actually did
Baji:
sleep with one eye open.
Koko:
im going to poison you.
Draken:
stop being bitter and js confess
Koko:
you dont understand 💔
Baji:
atp lets js date each other koko
Baji:
fuyu and that kurokawa kid is fighting over izana
Koko:
okay ill spoil you bbg
Chifuyu:
me after I lost to two pretty people:
Chifuyu sent an image
Chifuyu:
I HAVE NO ONE NOW THIS IS ABSURD
Takemichi:
thats why you should step up your game
Chifuyu:
"thats why you should" WELL YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR ANNOYING ASS UP
Chifuyu:
srry man im js stressed
Yuzuha:
hes on his period guys
Kazutora:
uhm
Kazutora:
okay anyway, the night has fallen
Kazutora:
its time for me to talk with the mafias, detective and the victim ( for comfort )
Chifuyu:
okay no one cares
Chifuyu:
anyway im overdosing myself
Chifuyu:
day 4000++++ of no affection:
Chifuyu sent an image
Smiley:
nurse hes out again
Chifuyu:
how are you still alive
Smiley:
bc im cool like that 💯
Chifuyu:
yeah you'll die next 😂
Emma:
someone pls restrain him 😭
Emma:
hes going crazy after witnessing his crushes getting taken by two pretty ppl
Chifuyu:
geez emma no need to rub it in my face 😒
Chifuyu:
ik youre happy after Draken asked u out
Emma:
hell yes I am happy cry ab it
Chifuyu:
i hope u die for the second time.
Senju:
its okay chifuyu, I understand how u feel
Senju:
ive been surrounded by couples
Chifuyu:
standing strong 😞✊
Senju:
WE'RE IN THIS TGT !!
Takeomi:
she finally has someone to go through a phase tgt
Benkei:
so proud
Senju:
okay now lets hate on couples
Chifuyu:
we start with takemitchy and hina except we only hate takemitchy
Senju:
okay !
Takemichi:
bro.
Benkei:
actually, NOT proud at all 🙅♂️❌‼️
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At "depressed mafias" groupchat
7:33pm
Kazutora:
hello again
Yuzuha:
kill smiley so they vote out chifuyu
Yuzuha:
actually im not sure too lol js wanted to kill smiley
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
same
Wakasa:
have you come to an acceptance to your name
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
yea 🙁
Kazutora:
its okay pizookie ill change it if you say my full name with dominance
Kazutora sent an image
Benkei:
Oh !
Yuzuha:
That's not ...
Wakasa:
Uhm ....-
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
I think I'll js stick to this name.... ! 😅
Kazutora:
this is bullying
Kazutora:
okay so smiley it is right?
Benkei:
yeah
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
okay bye guys i hv to deal with fuyu's emo ass
Kazutora:
tell him i said hi
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
tell him yourself????
Kazutora:
im shy teehee
Yuzuha:
i got goosebumps pls dont ever say "teehee" again
Kazutora:
I hope someone vote for either you both out.
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Draken
Kazutora:
h-hi...
Draken:
wakasa
Kazutora:
mafia
Draken:
FINALLY OHMYGOD
Draken:
i knew smth was up with him
Draken:
actually nah hes always like that
Kazutora:
im screenshotting that and will send it to him after this
Draken:
ill bring mikey to this
Kazutora:
nevermind !
Draken:
okay no wait before u go how am I supposed to hint them that he's the mafia
Kazutora:
dont ask me im the host
Draken:
whos the best candidate to discuss this with omg
Draken:
and cmon, js help me this once
Kazutora:
whats in it for me
Draken:
voice recording of mikey saying your full name, dominant version, sweet version
Kazutora:
alr I'll take it
Kazutora:
discuss it with Izana
Kazutora:
Inui, well Seishu now, will follow him and chifuyu will probably too following with baji then comes sanzu which will be followed by ran
Kazutora:
emma usually agrees with u and yuzuha and senju will agree with her too
Kazutora:
and with that, the rest will js follow the majority
Draken:
thank you sweetheart
Kazutora:
omg stawp im blushing
Kazutora sent an image
Draken:
omg that's a whole ass jumpscare
Draken:
where the hell are you getting these pics from...
Kazutora:
from my pit of depression xoxo
Draken:
Oh !
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Smiley
Smiley:
am i the next victim
Kazutora:
i havent even texted you yet
Smiley:
i saw you typing
Kazutora:
oh
Smiley:
IS IT CHIFUYU WHO KILLED ME??????
Kazutora:
srry to break it to you man but no
Smiley:
then who has a beef with me other than him
Smiley:
im no longer smiley im saddy
Kazutora:
im srry but i gighled
Kazutora:
SADDY LMAOOOOO
Smiley:
SHUT UP
Kazutora:
how would u like me to announce your death
Smiley:
mafia is hunting on the weak and I happened to be in a weak state aka me saddy
Kazutora:
yk i rlly cant take you srsly when you said saddy cause thats not even a word LMAO
Smiley:
Okay.
Kazutora:
ok.
Smiley:
K.
Kazutora:
l
Smiley:
Smiley:
when they go low, i go low-er
Kazutora:
how is that even possible dawg
Smiley:
anything is possible honey 😘
Kazutora:
pls dont call me that i had goosebumps
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Back at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
7:42pm
Kazutora:
ayo ayooo
Kazutora:
the sun rose once again
Senju:
is wakasa finally dead...
Wakasa:
are you srsly praying on my downfall ...
Senju:
ok and?
Senju:
what ab it
Kazutora:
stop interrupting me every time i want to make an announcement
Senju:
mb bro 🙏
Kazutora:
ahem anyway
Kazutora:
the mafias were bored and their source of entertainment was simply hunting the weak. And so they went out for hunting and happened to come across...
Kazutora:
@Smiley who happened to be in a weak state, aka, saddy.
Kazutora:
smiley's status is now deceased
Smiley:
i hope the next person to die is @Mucho
Kazutora has muted one person
Kazutora:
and oh? what may his identity be?
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
shocking ( not rlly )
Kazutora:
so who do u you guys think is the mafia
Kurokawa Seishu:
i giggled at "saddy" ☠️
Chifuyu:
im not giggling at all
Kurokawa Seishu:
WHY ARE YOU STILL BITTER
Chifuyu:
you js dont get the pain im going through rn 💔
Mucho:
okay no wait
Mucho:
im curious about who the detective is rather than whos the mafia
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
right
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
bro is surviving out there ✊
Kazutora:
okay while you guys are discussing, let me do smth else rq
Chifuyu:
throwing out the food in juvenile?
Kazutora:
are you stalking me
Chifuyu:
what?? noo...
Kazutora:
aw you're looking out for me 🥰
Kazutora:
lets make out
Baji:
ik you my friend but i would not hesitate to attempt murder on you
Kazutora:
on second thought, nvm !
Kazutora:
anyway you guys go discussed
Senju:
VOTE WAKASA/CHIFUYU PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
Chifuyu:
senju... you're throwing away our bond js like that...?
Senju:
oh ya sorry fuyu, i meant
Senju:
VOTE WAKASA PLS
Chifuyu:
YES RHATS MORE LIKE IT
Wakasa:
is that your fucked up way on telling you hate me
Senju:
yes
Wakasa:
i rlly wish i could die rn
Senju:
i could make that happen !
Wakasa:
no, not from u
Senju:
dont care ill pretend i dont see that
Mucho:
wakasa getting bullied by a teenage girl ?! ( real ) ( not clickbait )
Wakasa:
im going to be the next Mikey if u keep this up.
Takemichi:
pls donr one is enough 🙏
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Meanwhile that's happening....
In the "Deceased people" groupchat
7:45pm
Shinichiro:
kakucho calm down ohmygod
Kakucho:
NO YOU DONT GET IT.
Kakucho:
WHY DID HE GO FOR HIM INSTEAD OF ME IM SHOOTING MYSELF
Mikey:
tough luck man 🥱
Kazutora added one person
Kazutora set a name for them
Kazutora:
pls welcome the new vicitm
Smiley:
nah what
Angry:
idk if beinf here is better than being in the main gc but anyway, welcome 😁
Hanma:
oh u're finally dead
Hanma:
pay up mitsuya
Mitsuya:
i hate betting sm
Hakkai:
dont forget to pay me next 😝😝
Mitsuya:
IM GOING BROKE.
Mitsuya:
theres flies coming out of my wallet
Rindou:
your fault for betting honestly
Rindou:
but im going broke too 🙏
Hanma:
ill give 99% of the money to you honey rinrin dw
Rindou:
for the love of god, dont call me that
Mikey:
how did you even manage to go broke
Mikey:
arent you wealthy
Rindou:
gambling addiction
Rindou:
kidding !
Shinichiro:
i cant do this anymore pls let me go back to heaven
Mikey:
do u want to see me lose my sanity
Hakkai:
imagine getting threatened by a kid
Mikey:
im older than u?
Hakkai:
not mentally apparently
Mikey:
MITSUYA HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I HIT YOUR VICE CAPTAIN.
Kakucho:
youll hit him?
Kakucho:
you... will hit him?
Kakucho:
you will hit ON him?
Kakucho:
you??? will??? hit him up???
Kakucho:
😮⁉️
Kakucho:
not you trying to ask him out
Mikey:
thats NOT what I MEANT
Hanma:
its okay, no need to be in denial
Hanma:
we wont judge 🫶
Mitsuya:
excluding me??????
Mitsuya:
I will definitely judge????
Angry:
ignore him, we definitely won't judge
Hakkai:
oh my stawp i didnt know youre into me 🙈🙈
Rindou:
you can do this @Mikey
Mikey:
IM NOT ASKING HIM OUT????? THIS IS MISLEADING
Kakucho:
nahhh not him giving fake hopes
Mikey:
YOURE THE CAUSENOF THAY FAKE HOPES WHAY
Smiley:
wait @Mitsuya whos the rest of the mafias
Mitsuya:
takemitchy, wakasa, benkei and yuzuha
Smiley:
... serious?
Mitsuya:
yea
Angry:
you never suspected takemitchy or benkei as the mafia right
Smiley:
I SRSLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HANMA OR CHIFUYU
Hanma:
what beef do u guys have with me actually
Rindou:
youre annoying thats basically it
Hanma:
thats rude honey rinrin
Angry:
oh and draken's the detective
Smiley:
and here i thought its izana
Hakkai:
the way all of your guesses are wrong is making me cackle
Smiley:
DONT make me punch you
Shinichiro:
i miss wakasa
Kakucho:
WHO CARESSSSSS
Mitsuya:
we got another emo here
Smiley:
enough
Smiley:
im alrdy tired of seeing a few emos in the main gc
Hakkai:
still wondering how ran managed to pull sanzu and izana pulling three ppl but he chose inupi
Hanma:
your brother got one alrdy and its time for u too ( IM HERE ) honey rinrin
Kakucho:
PLS stop reminding me ab izana and that other guy 💔
Angry:
this is not "the other woman" typa shit
Kazutora:
anyway before I go, who do u guys think will win?
Hakkai:
MAFIAS 😝😝😝😝😝😝
Shinichiro:
i dont think so
Shinichiro:
i hv a feeling wakasa will die next
Mikey:
"feeling" more like boyfriend instinct
Kakucho:
STOP RALKING AB BOYFRIENDS
Hanma:
find another man... izana alrdy found another one
Kakucho:
NO WAY??? I LIKED HIM FOR YEARS HOW CAN I LET GO OF HIM JS LIKE THAT
Rindou:
im here
Kakucho:
actually i can
Kakucho:
me and rindou are tgt now <3
Hanma:
NO
Hanma:
DONT LET GO OF IZANA PLSPLLSPSLSKSLAHDJ
Hanma:
HONEY RINRIN PLS WHY NOT ME
Hanma:
IM GOING CRAZY PLS HONEY
Mitsuya:
bro js watched his man get stolen easily js like that
Mikey:
this might have been the happiest day of my life
Mikey:
watching hanma miserable is my source of happiness
Hakkai:
kinky shit
Angry:
sadist
Mikey:
WHY DO U GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH OMFG IM NOT LIKE THAT
Mitsuya:
we dont judge ( we definitely are judging )
Kazutora:
oh i think theyre done with their discussion, bye guys
Kazutora:
also congrats kakucho and rindou
Kakucho:
thank you thank you
Hanma:
STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE PLS IM GOING TO LAY DOWN ON THE HIGHWAY
Smiley:
do it and $45 will be all yours !
Angry:
$50
Hanma:
AND $50 !! WILL YOU GIVE ME $55
Kakucho:
$70
Hanma:
OH MY GOING OFF STRONGG
Hanma:
$70 ! WILL YOU GIVE ME AN $80
Mikey:
$150
Hanma:
$150 !!! IS THERE ANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO WOULD TO OFFER MORE
Hanma:
GOING ONCE
Hanma:
GOING TWICE
Hanma:
ANDDDDDDD
Hanma:
SOLD !!!
Mikey:
YES HIS DEATH IS MINE
Rindou:
FUCK I DIDNT GET TO PARTICIPATE I WAS BUSY DOINF SMTH ELSE
Shinichiro:
why are you treating this like an auction
Kazutora:
weird....
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At the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
7:59pm
Wakasa:
guys
Wakasa:
aint no way all of you are voting me out
Wakasa:
IZANA YOURE THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH OMFG
Kurokawa Seishu:
dont say that ab my man???
Takeomi:
before chifuyu say anything, pls dont
Chifuyu:
how did u even know im ab to say smth
Chifuyu:
am i that predictable
Mucho:
srry to break it to you man but yes
Chifuyu:
i hope you both die next.
Kazutora:
hi guys im back
Senju:
wakasa out
Kazutora:
okay all votes were placed on Wakasa and he's now deceased
Wakasa:
DIE ALL OF YOU
Kazutora has muted one person
Senju:
omg scary 😫😫😫
Kazutora:
let me reveal his identity hold on my dear
Kazutora sent an image
Senju:
shit i almost got myself killed ☠️
Takeomi:
thats what you get for hating on him
Senju:
js to let u know, youre my next victim to hate on
Takeomi:
😞
Kazutora:
theres 3 mafias left, 11 villagers remaining and 1 detective
Kazutora:
if you guys managed to vote out another 1/2 mafias then its a win for the villagers
Kazutora:
but if the mafias managed to kill almost all the villagers (with 2 remaining), then its a win for mafias
Kazutora:
anyway the night has fallen, and I'll hv to talk to the remaining mafias, detective and the victim
Chifuyu:
takeomi or mucho are the next possible victims 😝😝😝😝
Mucho:
THIS is bullying i swear
Chifuyu:
do i look like i care
Mucho:
no mark my words you'll die next
Chifuyu:
GUYS IF I DIE NEXT VOTE FOR MUCHO
Koko:
got it hun
Baji:
are you cheating on me
Koko:
no im js trying to get him into our relationship
Baji:
oh great idea
Kurokawa Seishu:
unfair? I was ab to invite fuyu with me and izana
Chifuyu:
what
Takemichi:
JAW DROPPED
Emma:
NO WAY.
Draken:
did i js witness the biggest plot twist
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Chapter 14: Mafia [PT8]
Notes:
I WILL UPDATE MY OTHER FICS GUYS JS WAIT...
Chapter uploaded: 30 June 2024
Chapter Text
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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
8:03pm
Takemichi:
OKAY NO WAIT PLS EXPLAIN...
Koko:
I know Kei likes Chifuyu and I happened to take a liking towards him as well so why not try and get him to our relationship?
Kurokawa Seishu:
Izana came to like Chifuyu and so do I so yk
Senju:
WHY DOES HE GOT BITCHES BUT NOT ME HELLO IM SICK
Senju:
I FEEL BETRAYEDDDDDDDDD
Takemichi:
psst yuzuha 🫣
Yuzuha:
NO
Takemichi:
boo loser 👎
Mucho:
@Senju js find someone, anyone, let it be a girl or a guy
Senju:
can i be w/ u then 😞 you seem reliable
Takeomi:
NOW HOLD ON..
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
dont listen to him Senju, mucho is actually nice
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
can definitely treat you better than any man you've been with before (speaking from experience)
Draken:
EXCUSE ME??? SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE??
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
I thought you know?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
i dated him once before?
Baji:
HELL NO?????????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
huh must've slipped my mind then
Baji:
I TOHUGHT U VIEW HIM AS AN OLDEE BROTHER????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
that was after I broke up with him🤷🏻♀️
Draken:
why didnt I notice you dated him
Takemichi:
YUZUHA GO BEFORE U LOSE (youre losing)
Yuzuha:
DONR PRESSUDE ME IM NOT GOOD HANDLING WITH PRESSURE
Emma:
what a way to convince someone Mitchy
Emma:
but its okay Zuha!! Take your time :))
Takemichi:
dont point that out????
Benkei:
wair doesn't that mean Mucho pulled two out three from the Akashi siblings
Senju:
oh
Senju:
well hes the same as izana anyway, pulling the green eyed bitches
Senju:
anyway Mucho 😔
Yuzuha:
why go for him when you can go for me instead?
Takemichi:
PAY UP EMMA
Emma:
EAT SHIT
Ran:
did you guys really just made a bet over that
Emma:
shut
Ran:
yes ma'am
Senju:
shi that got me giggling and kicking my feet hold awnnnn 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Senju:
But i still want Mucho tho, I like him
Yuzuha:
i guess i kinda see why you like him
Yuzuha:
hes nice
Senju:
right? you get me
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
I allow you 100% to be with him and yuzuha
Takeomi:
I DONT
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
whos that talking jn? so annoying
Senju:
YOU HEARD HARU-NII @Yuzuha @Mucho permission granted 🙈
Mucho:
well then, I'm assuming we're tgt now?
Yuzuha:
seems like it
Senju:
YAY
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Meanwhile... on the other side
In the "Deceased People" groupchat
8:00pm
Kazutora added one person
Kazutora set a name for them
Kazutora:
welcome our new person, Wakasa
Shinichiro:
WAKA I MISSED YOU SM
Wakasa:
SHIN 🥹🥹🥹 I MISSED YOU TOO
Hanma:
BOOOOOOO EWWWWWW
Mikey:
LMAO HATER
Smiley:
AYO WTH IS HAPPENING IN THE MAIN GC
Smiley:
NOT FUYU PULLING FOUR BITCHES HELLO.
Mitsuya:
thats quite impressive 😭
Angry:
and not Senju trying to ask Mucho out???
Mikey:
I get where she's coming from
Hakkai:
SANZU DATED MUCHO BEFORE??????? WHAT.
Rindou:
THAT sanzu? I can't believe it??
Mikey:
here i thought you guys noticed?
Angry:
hell no bro
Shinichiro:
and it seems like Yuzuha js ask Senju out
Hakkai:
IM BAFFLED WHAT
Hakkai:
THE BETRAYAL I FELT??????
Hakkai:
HERE I THOUGHT SHE LIKED EITHER TAKEMITCHY OR TAKA-CHAN
Rindou:
who the hell is Taka-chan
Mitsuya:
that would be me
Mitsuya:
and hakkai you're her brother how come you didnt know when takemitchy and emma knows
Hakkai:
WELL I DONT KNOW??????
Hakkai:
I FEEL BETRAYED RN
Hanma:
its okay me too, Honey Rinrin got stolen by that cockroach looking ahh guy after i told him to find someone new.
Kakucho:
youre js a loser that you can't even pull rindou 🤣😂
Mikey:
NO ONE CARES HANMA SUCK IT UP
Wakasa:
is this what you have to deal with Shin?
Shinichiro:
unfortunately yea
Wakasa:
its okay you got me here 🙏
Wakasa:
im glad i was killed omg senju kept insulting me
Mitsuya:
speaking of her, seems like she js got into a relationship with Yuzuha and Mucho
Hakkai:
BAFFLED FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME
Hakkai:
SERIOUSLY?????? MUCHO????
Hakkai:
OUT OF ALL PPL????????
Hakkai:
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS OMFG
Hakkai:
okay smth js clicked in my mind that Mucho is actually wowzers
Hakkai:
BUR SRILL???? YUZUHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hakkai:
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Hakkai sent an image
Smiley:
bro is feeling everything at once
Hakkai:
why is everyone in a relationship
Hakkai:
my sister too...
Hakkai:
i have no one im becoming homophobic
Hanma:
youre so real
Angry:
uhm? wdym no one?? I thought you have mitsuya?
Hakkai:
what?
Mitsuya:
what
Mikey:
EXACTLY I THOUGHT YOU HAVE MITSUYA???????
Mitsuya:
mind elaborating?????
Hakkai:
I DONT HAVE HIM????
Rindou:
the hell?
Kakucho:
after acting all lovey dovey with him you said you dont have him?
Hakkai:
GUYS IM NIT TGT WITH TAKA-CHAN
Hakkai:
AND WDYM ACFING ALL LOVEY DOVEY KAKUCHO
Mikey:
no way NO WAY
Mikey:
are you FOR REAL
Mikey:
are you SERIOUS
Hakkai:
YES IM FR AND SRS
Mikey:
when your card declines at therapy so they brought up the fact that Mitsuya and Hakkai are not tgt
Mikey sent an image
Smiley:
so you mean to say I've been lied to this whole time?
Hakkai:
since when did I act lovey dovey anyway with Taka-chan 😞
Angry:
all the damn time???
Angry:
THE FLIRTING?????
Hakkai:
oh
Hakkai:
i did it to piss him off 😝 (it worked, sometimes)
Kakucho:
so next time if you kiss him, youre going to say its to piss him off???
Hakkai:
YEAH?
Mitsuya:
he did it once, forever annoyed
Mikey:
IM GAGGEDDDDDDD WHAT
Mikey:
TORA SS THIS AND SEND TO THE MAIN GC IK ALL OF THEM WILL BE SHOCKED
Kazutora:
ON IT 🫡🫡
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Back at "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
8:11pm
Kazutora:
SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT I HAVE BIG, SHOCKING, JAW DROPPING, NEWS.
Kazutora sent 2 images
Takemichi:
NO FUCKING WAY
Chifuyu:
UHMMMMM EXCUSE ME???
Draken:
???? they're not tgt???????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
im speechless.
Yuzuha:
HUH
Yuzuha:
IS HE FR RN
Baji:
i dont fuvking beleive it
Baji:
am i veinf gaslit
Ran:
im invested in Toman's drama fr
Benkei:
got me feeling im one of them too
Kazutora unmuted Hakkai
Kazutora:
we will pause the mafia game for a moment and let @Hakkai speak 🥰
Hakkai:
OH CMON WHATS RHWRE TO EXPLAIN
Chifuyu:
EVERYTHING????? HOW COME YOURE NOT WITH MITSUYA
Hakkai:
bc im js not?
Takemichi:
SO U MEAN TO SAY THE KISS THAT I SAW LAST TIME WAS JS YOU TRYING TO PISS HIM OFF?????
Hakkai:
...yea?
Hakkai:
you guys dont do that?
Koko:
no we dont
Kurokawa Seishu:
you saying that is ironic
Yuzuha:
???? THEN WHAT AB MITSUYA BEINF YOUR WALLPAPER
Hakkai:
so i can brag to ppl how me and him are tgt to piss him off (he would smack the back of my head = it worked)
Senju:
INSANE
Yuzuha:
YOURE LYING.
Hakkai:
yeah i am
Hakkai:
is that what you want me to say? 😭
Kazutora unmuted Mitsuya
Draken:
MITSUYA.
Draken:
YOURE SAYING YOU AND HAKKAI ARE NOT TGT?
Mitsuya:
yeah we're not, sorry to break it to you guys
Baji:
the betrayal i fslt
Mucho:
a lot is happening at the same time
Emma:
koko, baji and seishu, izana are trying to get chifuyu into their relationship, sanzu reveals that he dated mucho before, mucho, yuzuha, senju js got tgt, hakkai drops a huge bomb that is him and mitsuya are not tgt
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
what next?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
hakkai was with someone else instead?
Hakkai:
howd you know
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
.... what
Hakkai:
oh so you dont know
Chifuyu:
HOLD RHE FUCK UP, HAKKAI WHAT
Chifuyu:
WHO????????????
Hakkai:
guess 😝😝😝
Takemichi:
my feet is tingling
Takemichi:
is it hanma
Emma:
first of all thats disgusting and second, pls donf tell me its hanma
Yuzuha:
give us "🫣" if yes then "😶" if no
Hakkai:
🫣
Draken:
OUTTTTTTTTTT
Kazutora unmuted Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou)
Kazutora unmuted Hanma
Hanma:
surprise?
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
why unmuted me i have nothing to do with hanma anyway since im with kakucho now
Kazutora unmuted Kakucho
Kakucho:
again, another surprise? lmao
Draken:
this is too much for me to take.
Kurokawa Seishu:
Hanma aren't you in love with Rindou or smth
Hanma:
was in love
Kurokawa Seishu:
and kakucho, what ab izana???
Kakucho:
he got u so 🤷🏻♀️
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
wait so who's with mitsuya
Takemichi:
MY FEET ARE TINGLING AGAIN
Takemichi:
Taiju?
Yuzuha:
no fucking way
Mitsuya:
🤷🏻♀️
Chifuyu:
NO DAMN WAY
Koko:
THE Taiju??????????? 10th generation leader of BD????? Shiba Taiju????
Mitsuya:
yeah
Kurokawa Seishu:
im speechless...
Kurokawa Seishu:
I THOUGHT HES NOT GAY WHAT
Kurokawa Seishu:
EVEN MORE I THOUGHT HE WILL NEVER GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP
Baji:
how did you even get him isnf he yk aggressive and violent, how can someone like him love someone
Mitsuya:
he js needs a little bit of guidance
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
NO WAY
Hakkai:
ive been messinf with my brother's lover this whole time? what.
Chifuyu:
YOURE ONE TO TALK HAKKAI WDYM YOURE WITH HANMA. OUT OF ALL PPL
Hakkai:
lol js kidding you guys 😝😝
Hakkai:
im not with hanma and Taka-chan is not with Taiju
Draken:
i let out the biggest sigh of relief
Hakkai:
but im not kidding ab the fact that me and Taka-chan are not tgt
Draken:
nvm
Ran:
april fools is over you guys js admit it that you guys are tgt !! its may alrdy !!
Senju:
RIGHT LIKE WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE CHEMISTRY BOTH OF U HAVE
Hakkai:
we're not tgt omagad
Benkei:
wait we need to establish rindou and kakucho's relationship like since when
Baji:
prolly agter izana got with seishu lol and mayhe bc rindou js wanted to piss hanma off
Draken:
thays crazy
Mitsuya:
wanna know something crazier?
Mitsuya:
hakkai is with shion
Koko:
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
Izana:
Shion Madarame?
Mitsuya:
yes, the one from S-62
Ran:
hahahaha youre so funny!! april fools!!! 🤣
Hakkai:
DONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT TAKA-CHAN
Senju:
IM 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
Hakkai:
kidding ! lololol
Hakkai:
i have no one
Hanma:
okay be with me then 🥰
Hakkai:
alr
Hakkai:
ME AND HANMA ARE TGT NOWWWWW
Hanma:
call me Shuji <3
Hakkai:
oh 😳🤭🫣
Hakkai:
ME AND SHUJI ARE TGT NOWWWWW
Kazutora muted two people
Kazutora:
🙂
Kazutora:
me and who?
Chifuyu:
you and me
Kazutora:
@Kurokawa Seishu @Izana @Baji @Koko LMAOOOOOOOO I BAGGED HIM 😝😝😝😝
Draken:
how did you even do that
Takemichi:
prolly with 3 pennies
Emma:
and a dream
Yuzuha:
and a kiss on the cheek
Senju:
and three french fries
Mucho:
and a feet massager
Ran:
and a few flies
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
and a boo boo kiss
Kazutora:
bro.
Chifuyu:
don't mind them kazu
Kazutora:
:)
Takemichi:
ewww homos
Takemichi:
vomitting violently
Emma:
why are you bitter aren't you already with Hina
Takemichi:
im born to be a hater 😹
Emma:
not smth to be proud of but okay...
Takemichi:
@Draken CONTROL EMMA PUT HER ON A LEASH OR SMTH
Takemichi:
that sounds wrong
Takemichi:
OKAG BESIDES THE POINT HIDE HER SOMEWHERE BEFORE I BEAT HER ASS...
Izana:
Be with me and Seishu then, @Chifuyu @Kazutora
Takemichi:
woah !
Takemichi:
was ab to get mad bc he interrupted me but
Takemichi:
is my eyes deceiving me or did THE Kurokawa Izana, just asked BOTH chifuyu and kazutora out...
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
AYO THATS CRAZY
Chifuyu sent an image
Chifuyu:
pls whisper sweet nothings to me while we cuddle and you play with my hair while I listen to your smooth voice
Kurokawa Seishu:
youre so real for that
Izana:
Alright Fuyu.
Kazutora:
I WANT THAT TOO BUT IM IN JUVIE FOR FUCKS SAKE
Izana:
I'll get you out, let me private message you.
Benkei:
why are they happy and not me.
Mitsuya:
its fine benkei, js be happy alone. 😊
Mitsuya:
or you can be with Takeomi thats fine too
Mitsuya:
anyway! Mute the dead ppl tora
Kazutora muted 3 people
Draken:
TAKEOMI?????????
Takeomi:
why did he have to expose my ass like that 😔🔥
Senju:
oh cmon dont act like it wasn't obvious this whole time
Senju:
I had to suffer watching you pinning him for so long whos sooooo oblivious to it smh
Benkei:
what?
Senju:
STILL OBLIVIOUS??????? STILL IN DENIAL?????????? IN DANIEL?????
Senju:
EVEN TAKEMITCHY IS NOT THIS OBLIVIOUS
Takemichi:
now hold awn...
Chifuyu:
true even he's not that oblivious
Emma:
right?
Takemichi:
istg there will come the day where i finally get to strangle you both.
Takemichi:
im this 🤏 close already to actually doing it
Emma:
@Izana
Chifuyu:
@Izana
Chifuyu:
takemitchy's threatening me and emma
Takemichi:
THATS NOT FUCKING FAIR?????
Takemichi:
DONT MAKE ME BRING SOUTH TERANO TO THIS
Ran:
question! 😄
Ran:
how did you even know him and did you even get his phone number
Takemichi:
idk man he tried recruit me too like brahman except that he's aggressive
Takemichi:
got his number from there
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
why did they even want you dawg
Takemichi:
you think i know?
Takemichi:
couldnt even get a single break
Takemichi:
literally working my ass off over here
Chifuyu:
my glorious king is losing his fine ass
Baji:
shame
Koko:
shame indeed
Takemichi:
THATS NOT THE POINT HERE HELLO
Kurokawa Seishu:
it is the point actually, your second main feature is slowly fading away 🙏
Yuzuha:
R.I.P takemitchy's ass
Emma:
may his ass soon grow back again
Takemichi:
THIS IS SICK
Takemichi:
YOU GUYS ARE TALKING AS IF I'M GOING TO BE LIKE IRON BOARD HELLOOOO
Draken:
but low-key you are tho
Takemichi:
omfg srs?
Draken:
yea
Takemichi:
THAT'S MY ONLY ASSET IF IM EVER GOING TO POOR HELLO
Chifuyu:
partner what??
Takemichi:
shi
Takemichi:
WAIT NO IT'S OKAY ILL JS BECOME A FEMININE GUY AND SELL MYSELF TO OLD RICH MEN 🙏🙏🙏
Emma:
yk sometimes im jealous of you, you're so pretty yet bc you're in a gang, your face always got bruises and such 💔💔
Senju:
no fr tho?
Senju:
been watching him from afar with his beaten up face, then when i wanted to recruit him, he's so pretty with his normal face that hes unrecognisable a little 💀 got me thinking hes a diff person
Chifuyu:
WORDDDDDDD
Chifuyu:
get rid of that piss hair colour and boom even more pretty
Kazutora:
REAL REAL REALLLL
Takemichi:
woah there guys dont boost my ego 🙈🙈🙈
Takemichi:
boutta make me giggle fr
Emma:
u sound more like a teenage girl than me
Takemichi:
can you like... you know
Takemichi:
leave me alone?
Takemichi:
YOURE IUT FOR MY THROAT BROOOOOO
Takemichi:
what did I ever do to you man
Emma:
existing with that piss hair
Takemichi:
SOTP CALLING UT A PISS HAIR
Emma:
INWILL ONCE U DYE YOUR HAIR TO SMTH ELSE OR TO UR ORIGINAL HAIR COLOUR
Takemichi:
😕
Takemichi:
im ab to dye my hair platinum blonde atp
Izana:
Like mine?
Takemichi:
yeap
Kazutora unmuted Mikey
Mikey:
close enough, WELCOME BACK MY GLORIOUS BLUE EYED KING GOJO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Draken:
nah...
Mikey:
man do i feel like a wife whose husband just came back from a war
Baji:
?
Baji:
u vuys are married?
Takemichi:
no?
Mikey:
yes ❤️
Takemichi:
WHAT
Mikey:
hes a little bit confused and can forget things easily dw ab it ❤️❤️
Chifuyu:
oh! congrats???
Draken:
youre not even going to ask if its true?
Chifuyu:
idk man im js going along with him
Takemichi:
WHEN SID WEBGER MARRIED
Senju:
shi is that why I saw a marriage contract last time when i visited your house?
Takemichi:
NOWBHOLD AWNNNNNNNN
Kazutora:
gawd damn i love this
Benkei:
fr im enjoying this
Takemichi:
Senju darling, could you perhaps tell me what you exactly saw?
Senju:
dont call me darling omg im ab to scream teehee
Senju:
anyway
Senju:
so like, i was rummaging through your stuff since u said it'll be fine to do so
Senju:
and so i came across to this pile of papers and me being curious as fuck i look through them
Senju:
then i came across the marriage contract papers with the names of "Hanagaki Takemichi" and "Sano Manjirou"
Senju:
and if i remember correctly, it was already signed by the two of you
Senju:
ANDDD apparently you're taking his last name so you're "Sano Takemichi"
Baji:
that shits crazy
Kurokawa Seishu:
you didn't even remember you signed that contract?
Takemichi:
I NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING HELLO????? THATS AGAINST MY WILL
Draken:
oh wait, I assume he drugged you
Mikey:
oh cmon yk i would never drug mitchy
Chifuyu:
you would
Emma:
you would
Baji:
u wud
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
you would
Mucho:
you would
Kazutora:
you would
Draken:
you would man
Takemichi:
IM SCARED GUYS WHAT
Mikey:
dont be sweetheart, they wanted to say "wouldn't" but autocorrect yk did them wrong 💕
Takemichi:
SOMEONE SAVE ME
Yuzuha:
shi man idk you on yo own
Takeomi:
us brahman would like to back out 🫡
Senju:
for once i agree
Takemichi:
FAKE ASS MFS
Takemichi:
GUYS IM AH TO GET FAGED HELLO THIS IS NOT FUNNY???
Takemichi:
H
Takemichi has gone offline
Mikey has gone offline
Kazutora:
he didnt even get the chance to type "help me" fully ☠️☠️
Chifuyu:
RIP partner 😕
Izana:
Sending my condolences.
Emma:
so uh apparently i heard the door opening and closing back again, i think money went out
Emma edited a message
Emma:
so uh apparently i heard the door opening and closing back again, i think mikey went out (Edited.)
Koko:
money?
Emma:
MIKEY
Emma:
STOP IT HOW DID U READ IT
Ran:
i think all of us saw it actually so
Emma:
STOPPP IM EMBARRASSED
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
shouldnt u like yk help him out?
Emma:
oh yeaaa
Emma:
ill help mikey out so he owe me one on this
Emma:
going to make him broke 😝
Emma has gone offline
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
i meant takemitchy...
Draken:
double RIP takemitchy
Ran:
and shouldn't you stop both emma and mikey?
Draken:
takemitchy will be fine dw
Draken:
Someone else will save him
Ran:
uhm... who?
Draken:
Taiju
Koko:
nah what
Draken:
im sure mitchy texted him to save him since Taiju owed him one during the battle between BD and Toman
Chifuyu:
howd u know
Ran:
WITCH 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
Senju:
that got me cackling HELP AHY IS IT FUNNY
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
hes so goofy
Ran:
bye im giggling
Senju:
😐
Senju:
the way my smile immediately disappeared
Draken:
not a witch and i know by guessing
Chifuyu:
i had to hack partner's phone for a moment for that
Kurokawa Seishu:
wait so its true?
Chifuyu:
yea surprisingly
Mucho:
are we just going to gloss over the fact that chifuyu literally hacked takemitchy's phone?
Chifuyu:
shut it or I'll get Izana to beat u up
Mucho:
fucking not fair bringing izana to this
Chifuyu:
suck it up
Yuzuha:
... lets just continue with the mafia game
Kazutora:
yeaps dw ab the three of them
Kazutora:
ill update what happened to them
Kazutora:
anyway where did we stop last time?
Yuzuha:
if not mistaken, wakasa got voted out and rn its actually night time
Kazutora:
oh shit right let me text the mafias and the detective rq 🙏
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In the 'depressed mafias' groupchat
8:31pm
Kazutora kicked Wakasa out
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi) has gone online
Kazutora:
hi yall
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
yk i was ab to say where's the hi after u kicked wakasa out ☠️☠️
Yuzuha:
izana
Benkei:
izana
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
NOW WHY TWO SYNC IN ARE
Kazutora:
im giggling how did you messed up that bad bro
Yuzuha:
bro job one had ☠️☠️
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
I WAS TUPING FATS BRO FODUN ME MY MIFN IS A MSES
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
ASLO YES KLIL IZANA
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi) has gone offline
Benkei:
bros yapping
Kazutora:
oh ya i forgot hes being hunt down by emma and mikey
Kazutora:
anyway
Kazutora:
izana it is
Yuzuha:
i want to see seishu miserable bc hes been so happy ever since he got with izana
Benkei:
nah fr man
Kazutora:
you guys are so evil
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Draken
Kazutora:
hey boo
Draken:
let me take a random guess bc i have no idea
Draken:
is chifuyu a mafia?
Kazutora:
nope
Draken:
fuck
Kazutora:
yo thats kinda hot
Kazutora:
i can just imagine your expression and your tone on how u say it
Draken:
excuse me?
Kazutora:
hmu boo 😘
Draken:
dont you alrdy have fuyu, izana, and seishu?
Kazutora:
I KEEP FORGETTING AB THEM
Kazutora:
its the fact that i still cant believe they want me
Draken:
lmao 😭 guess they js have a thing with pretty little psychos
Kazutora:
ill take that as a compliment !
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Chapter 15: Mafia [PT9]
Notes:
then I didn't update this fic until this year which i haven't done yet BUT I WILL DO SO NEXT WEEEK GUYS... I'm still rewriting "His (Their) Sweet Revenge" also my note for this chapter is so funny i have to share it
"I failed my physics assessment. I got 7/40 ☠️ I WAS SO CONFIDENT ILL GET TOO HELLO LIKE I THOUGHT ILL GET LIKE AT LEAST 20/40
my english assessment too PLS I GOT 40/100 😭😭😭😭😭
its giving "what do you think you'll be getting for this test? ONE HUNDR-"
my baji era guys tis not good💔
AND GUESS WHAT... i burnt one of the electrical appliances during my physics practical 😝 almost triggered the smoke detector and the fire alarm LOL
also disclaimer this is going to be a longgggg chapter"
Chapter uploaded: 19 July 2024
Chapter Text
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Draken
Kazutora:
hey boo
Draken:
let me take a random guess bc i have no idea
Draken:
is chifuyu a mafia?
Kazutora:
nope
Draken:
fuck
Kazutora:
yo thats kinda hot
Kazutora:
i can just imagine your expression and your tone on how u say it
Draken:
excuse me?
Kazutora:
hmu boo 😘
Draken:
dont you alrdy have fuyu, izana, and seishu?
Kazutora:
I KEEP FORGETTING AB THEM
Kazutora:
its the fact that i still cant believe they want me
Draken:
lmao 😭 guess they js have a thing with pretty little psychos
Kazutora:
ill take that as a compliment !
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Izana
Kazutora:
heyyyy zanaaa
Izana:
Hello to you too Tora.
Izana:
I'm guessing I'm the next victim?
Kazutora:
yeahh 😖
Izana:
Well it's about time anyway.
Izana:
Could you tell me who are the remaining mafias and the detective?
Kazutora:
The remaining mafias are Takemitchy, Yuzuha, Benkei and the detective is Draken
Izana:
That's a shame, I had a hunch about Benkei being a mafia.
Kazutora:
you are so smart its making me want to off myself hello
Izana:
No need to go such lengths.
Kazutora:
wait omg
Kazutora:
seishu and fuyu would've probably tried to get revenge for you HAHAHA
Izana:
Haha of course they would.
Kazutora:
anywayy I'll be adding you to the gc for the ppl that got eliminatedd
Izana:
Alright.
Izana:
Oh and Tora?
Kazutora:
yess??
Izana:
I'll be picking you up tomorrow from the juvenile, alright?
Kazutora:
AHHH OKAYSSS thanksies zana <33
Izana:
No need to thank me but you're welcome nonetheless.
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at "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
8:37pm
Kazutora:
morning 🙌
Kazutora:
guess who's dead y'all
Senju:
Takeomi?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
Takeomi
Takeomi:
BRO.
Benkei:
nah bro got ganged up ☠️🙏
Mucho:
accidentally let out a giggle
Kazutora:
well unfortunately, it's not Takeomi
Takeomi:
UNFORTUNATELY???? WITH THE ITALIC AND THE BOLD FONF?????
Kazutora:
the mafias apparently HATES this specific HAPPY, HEALTHY couple so they decided to kill one of them, which is Izana and his last words were:
Izana:
So cliché.
Kazutora:
OH CMON ZANAAA
Izana:
Well fine.
Izana:
"Good luck Fuyu and Seishu."
Kazutora muted Izana
Kazutora:
and omg? what may his role be??
Kazutora sent an image
Kurokawa Seishu:
WHAT THE FUCK BRO
Chifuyu:
the cigarette lit itself 😕🙏
Draken:
NO WAY
Yuzuha:
I FR THOUGHT HE'LL SURVIVE LONGER AND HES THE DETECTIVE BUT TURNS OUT NOT????
Emma went online
Emma:
alr i finished helping mikey caging takemitchy
Emma:
almost had me dying for the "idk"th time
Emma:
WHAT DID I MISS
Kazutora:
your brother got killed and he's a villager
Emma:
WHAT NOOOOOOOO
Ran:
he'll be looking up at us 🕊️🕊️
Emma:
fly high 🕊️
Emma:
huh wait ...
Emma:
up? isn't it supposed to be "looking down at us"?
Ran:
he's mean with us tenjiku bruv 😮💨
Emma:
ARE YOU SAYING HES IN HELL
Chifuyu:
thats fucked up bro ☠️
Takemichi went online
Takemichi:
GUYS IS MIKEY WHY ME FORCING HAIR MY TO DYE GOJO LIKE 😿😿
(js in case y'all don't get it: guys why is mikey forcing me to dye my hair like gojo)
Baji:
now...
Baji:
even I'm not that bad...
Senju:
IM CACKLINB HOW DID U MESSED UP THAY BAD
Mikey went online
Mikey:
mitchy why did you escape? I want you to be with me all the time
Mucho:
@Kazutora i thought you muted him?
Kazutora:
I FORGOT
Kokonoi:
woah
Kokonoi:
calm down dawg
Kokonoi:
you sound like a yandere rn
Kokonoi:
and ik rn its pride month but like calm your gayness down...
(guys dont mind koko's name... ik sometimes its koko then the next its kokonoi, i got confused with myself too...)
Chifuyu:
ik im supposed to be sad rn bc izana died but the way koko dissed mikey got a giggle out of me 😭
Kurokawa Seishu:
HWLP FR
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
Mikey, do you need me to help you get Takemitchy?
Mikey:
please do
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
alright
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went offline
Mucho:
oh no
Mucho:
sending my condolences to Takemitchy 🙏
Mikey:
I'll be confiscating your phone now Mitchy.
(side note: I had a hard time trying to spell the word confiscate to the point even my keyboard is not helping me 🥲 i had to go to google and search bro... this is why i failed my eng LOL)
Takemichi:
GUYS????? AT LAESY HEKL ME
Takemichi went offline
Mikey went offline
Kazutora muted Mikey
Benkei:
that was certainly something... I'm concerned
Baji:
@Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) IM KINDAPIPNG RAN IF YOU DONT RELEASE MITGY
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went online
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
im kidnapping you and Ran if you do
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went offline
Baji:
dang it
Baji:
thouhgt itll work
Emma:
theres no use in stopping him bro
Baji:
well at laest i tried helpign mitchy 🤷♀️
Ran:
woah didn't know you're into me baji 🙈
Baji:
IM NOT.
Ran:
ik youre seeing this from your notifs mon cheri, may I court Baji?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went online
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
Yes
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
koko too since baji's with him, can't separate them
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went offline
Ran:
you heard him!!
Baji:
UhM (howd you know i used to, well still, have a crush on sanzu)
Ran:
i can feel it
Benkei:
i finally know what you felt Senju
Senju:
SEE? YOU GET ME
Kokonoi:
wait wait woah i never agreed to this
Kokonoi:
kei, why?
Baji:
well why not hajime??
Benkei:
first name basis are you kidding me.
Benkei:
im going to be the new hater
Chifuyu:
YOURE AN AFULT
Benkei:
Wanna know something? I don't give a fuck
Chifuyu:
Wanna know something? you look pathetic hating on literal teenagers
Benkei:
wanna know something too? I'm strong enough to knock you out and make you stfu
Chifuyu:
strong enough? try wrapping a rope on your neck and float and see if it broke since you're so strong
Kazutora:
FOUL.
Draken:
BROS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 🗣️
Kokonoi:
thats literally the meanest way of saying to kys to someone oml
Baji:
i tuaght him that guys 🥱🥱
Draken:
youre a bad influence
Baji:
idc lol
Baji:
he cab stand up for himself now
Kazutora:
alright...!
Kazutora:
okay since Izana's now dead, please do vote on who's the mafia!!
Emma:
takeomi
Takeomi:
ill report this to shin.
Emma:
not like he'll listen to you lol
Takeomi:
i hate sanos sm
Senju:
takeomi
Yuzuha:
takeomi
Mucho:
Takeomi
Takeomi:
STFU YOU THREE.
Benkei:
takeomi
Takeomi:
NOT U TOO??????? GIVE AN EXPLANATION.
Benkei:
idk too actually lol im going along with them 😛
Takeomi:
im rlly wondering why i like you
Benkei:
bc im a likeable person
Senju:
ew...
Takemichi came online
Chifuyu:
PARTNER OML YOURE STILL ALIVE
Takemichi:
i escaped guys, even managed to take my phone back 🙏 had to go feral for it istg
Chifuyu:
mitchy, you there at the place?
Takemichi:
yea, hopefully they dont find me here oml
Takemichi:
why is mikey forcing me to be a wannabe gojo hello
Takemichi:
i dont want to be the gojo to his geto 😔💔
Yuzuha:
thats sad
Yuzuha:
is it bc you have Hina?
Takemichi:
well obv
Senju:
YOU PULLED?
Benkei:
you actually have a girlfriend?
Takemichi:
WHY DOES IT SOUNDS LIEK YOU GUYS ARE IK DISBELIEF
Senju:
BC WE ACTUALLY ARE?????
Kazutora added Hina
Takemichi:
NOW HOW
Kazutora:
🤫🧏♀️
Hina came online
Chifuyu:
oh shiett shes awake
Chifuyu:
PARTNER ISNT SHE USUALLY ASLEEP AT THIS TIME???
Takemichi:
IM ALSO SHOCKED PLS
Hina:
Seems like I got added here again
Hina:
what happens this time?
Takemichi:
save me from mikey 💔💔
Takemichi:
HW LITERALLY CAGED MW JN
Takemichi:
AND. APPARENTLY ME AND HIM ARE MARRIED 😭
Takemichi:
HE LITERALLY DRUGGED ME AND FORCED ME TO SIGNED IT AND MY NAME IS NOW SANO TAKEMICHI APPARENTLY...
Hina:
oh, you signed it too?
Takemichi:
HINA.
Takemichi:
WDYM TOO....
Takemichi:
YOU ALSO HAVE A MARRIAGE CONTRACT WITH HIM????
Draken:
dont tell me he drugged you too to force you to sign it 😕
Hina:
uh no actually
Hina:
i signed it on my own will
Draken:
oh wait you actually have a marriage contract with THE mikey?
Hina:
yeah, he's actually nice and is very considerate
Takemichi:
are we talking about the same mikey rn... like... is it... sano manjiro...
Hina:
yes it's sano manjiro
Senju:
well at least we can see his respect towards women
Emma:
i taught him well fr hes a gentleman (towards women)
Takemichi:
this is a hate crime how come hes being considerate with you but not me
Hina:
that's for you to think, what did you do to him for him to act like such?
Takemichi:
hina 💔💔💔 i thought you got my back
Hina:
😹
Hina:
you're on your own this time michi, hina got nothing to say to this
Takemichi:
-1000 AURA.
Takemichi:
so not skibidi alpha of you Hina 😕
Ran:
not the brainrot 😭
Hina:
hes going through a phase 🙏
Hina:
i talked ab it with mikey jn and dw hes calmed down (for now)
Hina:
but we're both still married to him btw so that's that
Takemichi:
okay thank god that he's not chasing me down (as for the moment) BUT STILL MARRIED????
Takemichi:
SO WE'RE BOTH SANOS NOW????
Emma:
oh
Emma:
uh
Emma:
welcome???
Hina:
yay we're sisters for real now emma!!
Emma:
OMG YOURE SO RIGHTTTT 🔥🔥🔥
Takeomi:
omfg not more sanos
Takemichi:
oh no not the bad brother figure to both senju and sanzu talking 😕
Takemichi:
oh no not the very inconsiderate person talking 😕😕
Takemichi:
god could never make me not hate you for that 😹😹
Takemichi:
i placed my vote on him !!
Chifuyu:
DONT HURT EM NOW MITCHY 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Chifuyu:
anyway yes im voting on takeomi bc hes an ass and bc im upset that izana died
Kurokawa Seishu:
GO TELL EM LOUDER 🫵🫵🫵🫵
Kurokawa Seishu:
and my reasoning is the same as fuyu
Kazutora:
and thats uh 8 votes out of 14 people that voted on Takeomi and since it's more than half, it's now confirmed that he is now eliminated
Kazutora:
bye bye
Kazutora muted Takeomi
Benkei:
didnt even give him the chance to say anything ☠️
Hina:
im currently lost
Yuzuha:
we're playing a mafia game rn
Hina:
ohhh okok let me just stay back and observe
Kazutora:
enjoy the ride HAHAHA
Kazutora:
anyway let me reveal takeomi's identity
Kazutora sent an image
Senju:
erms is this right
Senju:
am i seeing this right...
Kazutora:
yeap
Kazutora:
he's a villager
Kurokawa Seishu:
FCUK NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET REVENGE FOR IZANA
Chifuyu:
ITS OKAY SEI WE CAN TAKW REVENGE THE NECT RONND
Chifuyu:
watch out mafias.
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) came online
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
ngl im still wondering who's tje detective and why are they lowkey not doing their job
Chifuyu:
oh shit yiure righh
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
ik i am
Chifuyu:
i take back my words.
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
lol
Kazutora:
YALL ARE MEANNNNN TJE DETECTIVE IS TRYING THEIR BUST
Mucho:
hold awn.. bust?
Kazutora:
BEST.
Kazutora:
BRO LEAVE ME TF ALONEE
Kazutora:
im literally going to vent to the detective ab this.
Kazutora:
watch out mucho 🫵🫵
Mucho:
ooo scary shiver me timbers 🥶 🥶
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
anyway
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
@Kokonoi @Baji soooo??
Kokonoi:
i thought we're over that alrdy
Kokonoi:
you and ran are so annoying bro
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
enemies to lovers
Kokonoi:
kei... why them
Baji:
i mean why not, js take a closer look at them
Ran:
i never hit on women 😕🙏 im js a silly little guy who likes to fight
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
my childhood messed me up but i swear I'll change
Baji:
see??
Kokonoi:
fine, ONLY bc you're fine with them
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
yay
Draken:
yk thats the only and the most cutest shit you've ever said the entire time you've texted here
Takemichi:
fr bro 😭😭😭
Chifuyu:
yk takemitchy js say he's your gay awakening atp
Hina:
exactly like
Kazutora:
i was supposed to text the mafias rn but its the way Hina suddenly popped up js to say that is making me cackle
Benkei:
even his girlfriend knows
Baji:
LMAO YOU TOO MITCHY?
Takemichi:
FUCK OFF YOU GUSY
Chifuyu:
"I Picked My Poison and It's You." santake, enemies to lovers au, 23/25 chapters, ongoing, slowburn, mentioned ships: slight mitake, draken X emma 🙏
Kurokawa Seishu:
DROP THE LINK RN BABES
Chifuyu:
DTOP IM STILL WORKING ON IT ILL DROP IT WHEJ ITS FULLY DONE
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
ayo what
Emma:
HELP YIU MAFE FF AB THEM TOO???
Senju:
yo this thing with my brother is making me shocked... (i also wrote ab them and it's completed)
Hina:
(pls send them to me, i wanna read too)
Senju:
(but its ab your bf and another guy, how come you're so chill ab this whole thing)
Hina:
(well its bc I'm fine with him being with other guys, just as long as not with girls since that's basically saying there's other girls better than me)
Senju:
(gyat youre so real for that, anyway I'll dm it to you)
Hina:
(thanks and you too emma)
Emma:
(on it)
Yuzuha:
(send them to me too pls)
Senju:
(we gotchu)
Takemichi:
speechless rn
Takemichi:
...sanzu ☠️☠️ you seeing what im seeing rn...
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
i am and im just as speechless as you are
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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat
8:56pm
Kazutora:
yo i was too invested with the main gc that i almost forgot ab you guys
Benkei:
dw i also forgot LOL
Yuzuha:
we killin emma so draken suffers RAHHHH
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
real for that king
Kazutora:
you guys are so mean
Benkei:
idc i hate seeing ppl happy lol
Yuzuha:
okay but like i kinda feel bad tho bcs we killin all the sanos ☠️☠️
Yuzuha:
actually, let's kill off ran so they'll put the blame on kokonoi
Benkei:
oh shit youre right
Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):
RAN IT IS!!!
Kazutora:
i rllu can see why yoi guys are the mafias ☠️☠️
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Draken
Kazutora:
soooo
Draken:
is it takemitchy?
Kazutora:
YES
Draken:
omg finally bro, i didnt suspect him at first
Draken:
also... nit them calling me useless smh like trying my best here
Kazutora:
i almost said your name jn LMAO
Draken:
nahh..
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Ran
Kazutora:
hey pooks
Ran:
I FUCKING DIED?????
Kazutora:
you joining your brother soon 🙏
Ran:
no way i got killed bro
Ran:
WHO IS IT
Ran:
IS IT KOKO
Kazutora:
yeah... no
Kazutora:
its yuzuha
Ran:
...
Ran:
i feel like ive been provoked to hit her hello
Kazutora:
nahhh
Kazutora:
prepare your last words brother
Ran:
man 😕😕 im actually going to be haunting everyone like annabelle bro
Kazutora:
HELP
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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
9:02pm
Kazutora:
wakey wakey its day time
Senju:
NOW KISS
Takemichi:
WTF NO??????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
no way in hell would i ever kiss him
Chifuyu:
you guys are fr giving enemies to lovers 😍😍
Kazutora:
wth did i camr back to
Hina:
senju is trying to make takemichi and sanzu kiss apparently
Kazutora:
and you, takemitchy's girlfriend, is fine with it?
Hina:
yeah, i mean like i said, as long as its not with other girls
Takemichi:
HINA 😿😿😿😿
Kurokawa Seishu:
anyway @Kazutora who died
Kazutora:
so apparently, the mafias STILL does not like happy couples so they decided to kill ran and his last words were:
Ran:
"im going to haunt the mafias. And, don't miss me too much Haru !!"
Kazutora muted Ran
Senju:
we can see whos the fav
Emma:
but its understandable since he have been with sanzu longer than baji and koko
Senju:
true true
Kazutora:
anuway!!
Kazutora sent an image
Mucho:
kokonoi to blame... 😬😬
Kokonoi:
WHAT
Kokonoi:
WHY ME
Kokonoi:
ITS ALWAYS YOU
Kokonoi:
last time when you kidnapped ME, SEISHU, and MITCHY bc you want me in tenjiku ☠️
Takemichi:
that time is so funny lol
Kurokawa Seishu:
idk which part you find it funny bc i dont
Kurokawa Seishu:
had to literally watch koko got taken away when he has been by my side almost throughout my whole life 😭
Chifuyu:
its okay sei 😭😭😭
Chifuyu:
ik koko is not like that
Kokonoi:
THANK U
Chifuyu:
idk who to vote for honestly but i want to get revenge on the mafias so bad 😿
Kazutora:
lolololol this is so funny
Kokonoi:
shut it 707
Hina:
not the mystic messenger reference
Kokonoi:
oh shit you know mm?
Hina:
obv, saeran is my fav
Kokonoi:
ong so real for that me too
Hina:
we're friends starting from now on
Kokonoi:
you hear that hanagaki
Takemichi:
why is she suddenly friends with the bd hwllo
Hina:
shut
Takemichi:
yes ma'am
Draken:
anyway...
Draken:
tora can you unmute mikey
Kazutora:
unfortunately nope
Draken:
@Chifuyu you hacked into mitchy's phone last time right
Chifuyu:
yeah...
Draken:
did you remember his chats?
Chifuyu:
ERMS
Chifuyu:
let me check rq
Chifuyu has gone offline
Chifuyu has gone online
Senju:
THATS QUICK
Chifuyu:
OH SHIT DRAKE
Chifuyu:
hes in the mafias gc
Chifuyu:
i canr access to enter it tho to see who else is in there, not professional enough yet
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
skill issue
Mucho:
skill issue
Chifuyu:
FUCK OFF FIFTH DIVISION
Takemichi:
WHAT
Draken:
my hunch is right
Kurokawa Seishu:
im trusting you and fuyu
Kurokawa Seishu:
sorry hanagaki
Senju:
wait so if he's rlly the mafia does rhat mean the villagers win
Kazutora:
not yet
Kazutora:
villagers win IF onlu there's ONE mafia left
Kazutora:
but, the mafias win if there's 3 villagers left
Senju:
how many mafias left again?
Kazutora:
three babes
Senju:
okay since hanagaki is confirmed a mafia, then that means there's 2 left OMG watch out y'all 😍
Takemichi:
hacking is cheating
Baji:
to us its not
Takemichi:
im going to be shin in the first timeline istg
Emma:
FOUL DONR DO HIM LIKE RHAT
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
nah...
Benkei:
i giggled ngl ☠️
Benkei:
thats going to be a new joke im going to use against him
Kurokawa Seishu:
thats a little funny i actually laughed a little
Kazutora:
you guys are devils istg
Kazutora:
also you all vote for mitchy right?
Chifuyu:
yes
Takemichi:
and this is how you repay me partner, wow.
Takemichi:
im going to strangle all of you i literally saved all of y'all's asses from a bad future where some or maybe even all of you died bro
Kazutora muted Takemichi
Kazutora sent an image
Kurokawa Seishu:
i hv no words to say left after he legit just say his final words before he got muted...
Mucho:
fr man
Kazutora:
welp...
Kazutora:
you guys have successfully eliminated one of the mafias out and now daytime has ended
Kazutora:
let me go talk to the remaining mafias and the detective
Chifuyu:
honestly i got my revenge alrdy but i kinda feel bad 😭‼️
Kurokawa Seishu:
fr usually i would be laughing, all satisfied now its js hmmm
Hina:
its fine guys hes sometimes like that
Emma:
ptsd is it
Chifuyu:
dont do my partner like that 😭😭🙏🙏
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Chapter 16: Mafia [PT10 | Last part]
Notes:
happy new year gang heh... ill update once in a while 😸 (not rlly)
also not me forgetting in the prev chapter that takemichi's name in the mafia gc is "Toxic, manipulative, gay friend" LMAO had to change it rq fr
also... santake alert... 😬😬 js a lil bit tho HAHAHHAHA i love being a multishipper
bro watch me make a fic on chifuyu and mikey ☠️☠️☠️ js kidding! or am i?
AND THE TRIAL PART IS INSPIRED BY THIS FF ON AO3 dont cancel me pls
also I uploaded this fic on ao3 sooo
oh by the way, (last part) doesn't mean it's this whole book's last chapter, its the last part for the mafia since I dragged it on for too long LMAO
Chapter uploaded: 18 June 2025
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
9:13pm
Kazutora:
welp...
Kazutora:
you guys have successfully eliminated one of the mafias out and now daytime has ended
Kazutora:
let me go talk to the remaining mafias and the detective
Chifuyu:
honestly i got my revenge alrdy but i kinda feel bad 😭‼️
Kurokawa Seishu:
fr usually i would be laughing, all satisfied now its js hmmm
Hina:
its fine guys hes sometimes like that
Emma:
ptsd is it
Chifuyu:
dont do my partner like that 😭😭🙏🙏
Senju:
wait but guys 😕😕
Senju:
i was ab to ask mitchy and haru-nii to create a short roleplay for us 😔
Kazutora made Hina the admin
There is now 2 admins
Hina added one person
Hina set a name
Hina:
hi makoto
Makoto:
we didnt any more roleplays for you guys
Makoto:
release me pls
Baji:
blud is trumatized
Chifuyu:
i let out a giggle ngl
Kazutora:
welcome back
Kazutora:
we added you here just for you to narrate
Makoto:
what is there to narrate
Senju:
so i said "i was ab to ask mitchy and haru-nii to create a short roleplay for us" and so hina added you
Makoto:
but like
Hina:
youre the only good narrator and plot creater I could think of
Makoto:
did michi or whoever haru is, agree to that 😭
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
haru is sanzu and no
Makoto:
nah.
Makoto:
sanzu as in sanzu haruchiyo?
Senju:
yeap, my brother
Makoto:
NAH.
Makoto:
lol michi is complaining in our gc rn
Makoto:
hes ab to 🪦
Benkei:
not the tombstone 😭😭
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
i am NOT going to be in a roleplay with anyone ever
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
nvm ig ill agree
Kazutora:
HELLPP THATS FAST
Kokonoi:
ran probably pm him
Baji:
me and ran actualy 🙋♂️
Hina unmuted Takemichi
Takemichi:
SANZU JUST DISAGREE MAN
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
i would < love 3 to disagree but i was threatened
Takemichi:
wth
Takemichi:
just kill them with your katana
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
its ran and kei
Takemichi:
last time I checked you easily killed mucho
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
shut
Mucho:
i forgot ab that
Hina:
michi, mikey might text you any moment now or he might even go to where you're currently at rn
Takemichi:
who cares now im not doing it 😔 enough is enough guys
Takemichi:
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE MAKOTO
Makoto has left the group
Chifuyu:
why so soon SIGH
Hina added Makoto
Hina:
❤️❤️
Makoto:
MICHI DO SMTH 💔
Makoto:
IM ON GUNPOINT
Makoto sends a picture
Makoto:
MICHI UOURE MY ONE AND ONLY SAVIOUR
Kurokawa Seishu:
alnst luka mentioned
Kazutora:
MY POOKS LUKAAA hes so hated its giving me 🥲
Emma:
who cares ab you 😂
Kazutora:
SYBAU
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
wre you saying shes your next target of murder
Kazutora:
EXCUSE ME HELLO??????
Kazutora:
I NEVER SAID THAT
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
you did
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
not only that, you don't even care an her anymore, meeting up with others after youre with her smh
Benkei:
why does that sound like you guys are tgt and i sense infidelity
Takemichi:
EMMA AND KAZUTORA????
Takemichi:
KAZUTORA IS THAT WHY YOURE ALWAYS BY HER SIDE.. BCS YOU GUYS ARE TGT???? IM WRONG THIS WHOLE TIWM??
Emma:
GUYS WHAT THE HECK
Kazutora:
GUYS WHAT IM NOT CHEATING ON HER AND IM NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH EMMA
Baji:
lmao tora
Kurokawa Seishu:
shouldnt u help him or smth
Baji:
nah hes fine
Senju:
TORA WHAT
Senju:
youre staining emma's repo SHES LITERALLY TGR WITH DRAKEN AND YOU MADE PPL THINK YOURE TGT WITH HER
Senju:
IM TAKING THIS TO COURT TO PROVE EMMAS INNOCENCE
Emma:
HELLO????
Yuzuha:
I'll be your defender kazutora
Kazutora:
YES THANK YOU OMG YUZUHA
Kurokawa Seishu:
And the trial begins.
Kokonoi:
This court is now in session to address the case of...
Kurokawa Seishu:
Infidelity.
Kokonoi:
Hanemiya Kazutora, you are rightfully accused of threatening and neglecting your significant other, Sano Emma. How do you plead?
Kazutora:
Not guilty
Kokonoi:
The court will proceed to hear arguments and evidence regarding allegations. Prosecutor, please present your case
Senju:
Your honor, my client, Sano Emma, has been a victim of misunderstanding. She has been wrongfully accused of being together with Hanemiya Kazutora, and further, the defendant has been implicated in acts of giving threats to her including negligence
Kokonoi:
Isn't Emma with Draken?
Senju:
THATS THE THINGGGG
Senju:
THATS WHY I RAISED THIS CASE
Kokonoi:
Then, Defense, do you have a response to these allegations?
Yuzuha:
Your Honor, the defense maintains that this case is utterly ridiculous. There is no romantic involvement between my client and the plaintiff, nor is there any bad blood between them. This entire problem is an embodiment of press exaggeration and an overall dearth of common sense.
Senju:
Then explain the evidence. If Emma is not with Kazutora, why is he always with her? What about him meeting with others, neglecting her? And the threats?
Kazutora:
First of all, it's because somehow it was always me who got the task to look after her where the 6 founding members of Toman, minus mikey, did a spinning wheel thing to decide who gets to take care of her in mikey's stead
Kazutora:
and me meeting others are just me with my friends, taking care of Emma is exhausting and I need a damn break
Kazutora:
and the threats are simply my words being twisted.
Emma:
man.
Emma:
IS THAT WHY YOU JUST LET ME DO WHATEVER I WANT ON YOU
Kazutora:
IM TOO LAZY TO ARGUE OKAY PLUS YOURE SCARY AF WHEN YOURE MAD
Emma:
im not scary and im never mad
Kazutora:
name one time you're never mad
Kazutora:
see? you can't
Emma:
I AIN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET VRO
Kazutora:
bcs ik whatever you say is going to be nonsense
Emma:
i never say nonsense wdym
Kazutora:
youre so annoying that at times like this I rlly want to knock your head on the wall
Senju:
YOUR HONOR, THATS CLEARLY A THREAT YOU CANT COMMIT THREATS IN COURT
Yuzuha:
stating the obvious now are we.
Kokonoi:
Order.
Senju:
thsi aint going anywhere gang
Senju:
Your Honor, I would like to call Baji Keisuke as my first witness to testify about his observations of the defendant's actions on the situation
Kokonoi:
You may start your questioning.
Senju:
Baji, you've known emma and kazutora for years, is it true that he's always with her
Baji:
yeah, but hes not doing it out of love. Plus, like he said before, we did a spinning wheel thing to decide who gets to take care of her in mikey's stead
Baji:
tora's a scaredy cat when it comes to mikey
Yuzuha:
Objection! Speculation
Kokonoi:
Overruled
Senju:
THEN WHAT AB TORA MEETING WITH OTHER PPL... HES NEGLECTING HIS 'RELATIONSHIP' WITH EMMA
Baji:
thats js tora taking a break from emma since he spent hours on doing so and cmon, theyre not tgt
Senju:
THE THREATS????
Baji:
misinterpretation
Senju:
FUCK. UHM
Senju:
Your Honor, I would like to call Yasuhiro Mucho as my second witness to testify about his observations of the defendant's actions on the situation
Kokonoi:
You may start your questioning.
Senju:
mucho, what about your insights on this
Mucho:
honestly, kazutora did absolutely nothing wrong, definitely not the type to give out threats to women esp not to emma and bet hes tired of all this rn
Kazutora:
love u mucho
Senju:
Objection! Slandering.
Kokonoi:
Overruled
Senju:
what the hell
Senju:
Your Honor, I would like to call Ryuguji Ken as my final witness to testify about his observations of the defendant's actions on the situation
Kokonoi:
You may start questioning.
Senju:
Draken... do you believe there's any truth of the speculation of emma and kazutora being together and him threatening her?
Draken:
not possible, hes a man lover + she's with me, and he wouldn't even be here since mikey wouldve beat him up for threatening her
Kazutora:
YOU HEAR THATTTT
Kokonoi:
Let's wrap this up.
Senju:
sigh
Senju:
Your Honor, while I still believe my client is being treated unfairly, there is no solid information of her being together with him alongside the threats.
Kokonoi:
Both cases are dismissed due to lack of evidence and other factors.
Senju:
😞
Senju:
well at least they know you're not with him emma
Emma:
wow okay
Makoto:
rhat was entertaining but can I leave now
Hina:
no, you have to wait until they finish their mafia game first before you could do the roleplay
Makoto:
oh.. 😞
Takemichi:
i just witnessed an unofficial trial what where did you guys even learn that
Kokonoi:
ive seen things
Yuzuha:
I have been practicing
Kokonoi:
for taiju?
Yuzuha:
yeah
Kurokawa Seishu:
understandable
Kazutora muted Takemichi
Kazutora:
anyway... lets go back to the mafia game 😭🙏
Kazutora:
havent texted the mafias and the detective so will do so now
Senju:
okay in the meantime, can we discuss about haru-nii and michi's roleplay
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
no
Chifuyu:
takemitchy texted me to tell you he said no
Senju:
WHY ARE YOU STILL BITTER YOUVE BEEN THROUGH LOTS OF ROLEPLAYS ALRDY
Chifuyu:
he said and I quote "THATS BECAUSE IM USED TO THE PPL IM ROLEPLAYING WITH... NOW ITS WITH SANZU??? BRO HE HATES MY GUTS AND ID RATHER DIE."
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
lol
Chifuyu:
he said and I quote "SHIT UP SANZU"
Chifuyu:
after that "wait sorry please dont kill me"
Kurokawa Seishu:
atp js unmute him bro
Emma:
its funnier this way
Chifuyu:
he said and i quote "THIS IS WHY UOU DIED EMMA"
Emma:
woah okay this is why you couldn't save everyone and let them die
Kokonoi:
whats with this beef
Chifuyu:
they've been at it for a long time
Draken:
enough is enough
Emma:
okay ❤️
Chifuyu:
"EW HETEROS GTFO OFF" he said
Emma:
SHUT THE HELL UP YOURE A HETERO TOO
Chifuyu:
"different than whatever you guys are" he said
Kokonoi:
?
Kokonoi:
bcs youre bi?
Emma:
oh is that why you're with mikey
Chifuyu:
"SHUT THE HELL UP WHY DOES EVERYONE THINKS I'M WITH MIKEY" he said
Senju:
the signed marriage papers for you and hina to be with mikey
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
you abandoned your own wedding just to go to mikey who long gone abandoned you
Kurokawa Seishu:
wow he's really not beating the homo allegations 🥀🥀
Chifuyu:
"you guys are fake asf i hope you all die" he said
Draken:
i doubt you'd actually want that
Chifuyu:
"SHUT THE HELL UP DRAKEN OHMYGOD everyone is on my throat today im killing myself" he said
Yuzuha:
okay mikey 🤣🤣
Chifuyu:
"NOT YOU TOO YUZUHA THE BETRAYAL" he said
Chifuyu:
"i dont feel like doing the roleplay anymore gng " he said
(WHY IS THE EMOJI NOT SHOWING HERE IN AO3. GUYS ITS THE TIRED DEAD LOOKING ASS EMOJI)
Makoto:
I GET TO LEAVE NOW...? IM FREE
Hina:
no
Makoto:
oh
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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat
9:27pm
Kazutora:
next target
Yuzuha:
Baji/Draken so they can blame senju since its like shes holding a grudge against them after the trial
Benkei:
do you have a beef with senju
Yuzuha:
yeah after the trial thing 😮💨😮💨
Kazutora:
defended me so good out there
Yuzuha:
you owe me one
Kazutora:
i take back my words
Yuzuha:
asshole
Benkei:
woah calm down
Yuzuha:
i miss when there's so many of mafias.. (so i can bully them)
Kazutora:
"OH CMON YUZUHA" takemichi said
Kazutora:
"really?" wakasa said
Kazutora:
"YUZUHA?????? ME??? YOUR OWN BROTHER????" hakkai said
Kazutora:
"? you want to bully me?" mitsuya said
Yuzuha:
mb mitsuya not you
Kazutora:
"EUEGEHEUEHGEUEH YOU HATE ME IS IT?" hakkai cried
Benkei:
why dont you just unmute them
Kazutora:
i like quoting things
Benkei:
okay weirdo
Kazutora:
i hope they vote you out next.
Kazutora:
wait so who's it going to be? Baji or Draken?
Benkei:
draken
Yuzuha:
draken
Yuzuha:
wow we're in sync this time
Kazutora:
evil bastards
Benkei:
wait, I just realised, how can they even see our texts didnt you kicked them out
Kazutora:
i did but i added them back a little while ago and muted them
Yuzuha:
oh
Yuzuha:
well who cares if they get added back
Kazutora:
i see taiju in you
Yuzuha:
dont even.
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Draken
Kazutora:
hey mr. detective
Draken:
senju?
Kazutora:
nope
Kazutora:
dang you're bad at this
Kazutora:
oh and you died btw
Draken:
what the fuck
Kazutora:
time to announce
Draken:
HELLO? AT LEAST GIVE ME TIME TO PROCESS MY DEATH
Kazutora:
its okay
Kazutora:
js accept it
Draken:
dude.
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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
9:35pm
Emma:
im still curious how you and the others think up of a roleplay so fast
Makoto:
imagination and delusions
Hina:
its mental illness
Emma:
oh !
Chifuyu:
wait didnt you join with them too at some point?
Hina:
yes and hina admit to having mental illness too
Kurokawa Seishu:
how could you bully hinata like that chifuyu
Chifuyu:
WHAT IM NOT
Mucho:
you clearly are
Kazutora:
im back
Kazutora:
guess who dies
Chifuyu:
mucho
Mucho:
what do i have against you
Chifuyu:
what do YOU have against ME. YOUVE BEEN OIT FOR MY THROAT
Mucho:
idk seeing you just irked me
Chifuyu:
KYS KYS KYS
Kazutora:
well... fuyu, youre wrong
Kazutora:
its none other than....
Kazutora:
kei drumroll please
Baji:
dddrrrrruuuuuummmmm
Kurokawa Seishu:
wth is that
Kazutora:
😭😭😭
Kazutora:
dumbass
Kazutora:
use emojis
Baji:
oh
Baji:
🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁
Kazutora:
its... draken!
Kazutora:
and his last words are:
Draken:
"hope all the mafias die"
Kazutora muted Draken
Kazutora:
and what may his identity be?
Chifuyu:
🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
a detective!
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
hes the detective? this whole time?
Kokonoi:
that explains takemitchy's situation earlier
Kokonoi:
senju to blame
Senju:
WHAT
Chifuyu:
wait koko youre cooking
Chifuyu:
senju mightve want to kill draken off bcs of the trial last time
Emma:
IS THAT WHY YOU KILLED HIM SENJU HOW COULD YOU.
Senju:
WHAT JTS NOT ME GUYS I SWEAR TO MY LIFE
Senju:
I SWEAR ON MY LEFT EYE YHAT IM NOT A MAFIA I CAN GAUGE MY EYE RN WITH A SPOON FOR YOU GUYS OR I CAN RIP THE SIDES OF MY MOUTH
Kokonoi:
uhm hello? im disturbed.
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
its fine shes js overreacting
Mucho:
if you say so... I'll place my vote on her then
Yuzuha:
ill follow Mucho's steps
Baji:
not you two betraying senju just like that...
Kurokawa Seishu:
its fine Sen... (im voting on you though)
Senju:
now guys what the heck
Senju:
Im killing myself like this.
Chifuyu:
at least youll get to reunite with waka and hate on him
Senju:
i dont even want to be on the same side as him wdym id rather hate him from here
Chifuyu:
😭😭 bro lowkey i feel bad for wakasa so im voting for you..
Senju:
YOURE THROWING AWAY OUR FRIENDSHIP JS LIKE THAT???????
Kazutora:
well since its more than half.. senju.. youre out...
Senju:
kys guys
Kazutora muted Senju
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
soo
Chifuyu:
gang i was supposed to avenge izana but why are we killing off our own kind
Emma:
who's fault is that
Chifuyu:
SHUT UP EMMA 🤬
Emma:
what? no I meant, who was the one that suggested senju in the first place
Chifuyu:
oh
Chifuyu:
love you emma 🩷
Mucho:
kokonoi
Baji:
hes not at fault here
Mucho:
since when are you defensive
Baji:
since he's mine?
Emma:
what the fuck ed
Emma:
even when you and chifuyu were in a situationship you're not like this
Chifuyu:
me and baji are never in one though wdym...
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
what???????
Emma:
TAKEMITCHY YORUE SEEING THIS SHIT RIGHT IS THIS FR
Kazutora unmuted Takemichi
Takemichi:
dont even... I was also shocked you know when he first told me
Kazutora unmuted Mikey
Benkei:
what does mikey have to do with them
Mikey:
bcs I used to be in one with chifuyu and not baji lol
Baji:
WHAT
Baji:
REVEAL YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIPS RIGHT NWO.
Mikey:
kazu – ex (after we defeated bd until he got arrested), chifuyu – ex situationship (lasted for a month and a half), draken – ex (lasted only two weeks lmao)
Emma:
??????
Kazutora unmuted Draken
Draken:
do you really have to include me there
Mikey:
obviously, we make out multiple times and don't forget we literally jerked off tgt, aint no normal friends behaviour do that
Kurokawa Seishu:
SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW?
Kokonoi:
why the hell does the image of draken and mikey kissing IMMEDIATELY appeared inside my head when he said that.
Mucho:
ngl same and im kind of disturbed
Takemichi:
lowkey I kind of see that coming
Emma:
you and that fuck ass gay radar
Takemichi:
STOP DIRECTING YOUR ANGER TO ME OH MY GOD????? YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT TO MIKEY
Mikey:
yeah sorry emma I just wanted to see the appeal and I can see why
Emma:
im still processing that information by the way mikey.
Emma:
and mitchy? yeah I won't stop you're like a stress ball to me
Takemichi:
die KILL YOURSELF jump off a building and perish.
Baji:
michael.
Baji:
with... with tora...
Baji:
HANEMIYA KAZUTORA
Kazutora:
i love it when you call me by my full name👅
Kazutora:
and cmon can you blame me he's attractive as fuck
Baji:
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
Baji:
YOU AND MIKEY
Mikey:
we prefer keeping it as a secret, I love doing subtle intimate things with him at that time
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
this was unexpected
Takemichi:
you should've known
Takemichi:
you literally stalked mikey
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
im not that fucking weird enough to be knowing ALL about him
Takemichi:
... hm
Takemichi:
right... doubt that
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
if you ever see me in public, walk faster.
Takemichi:
UHM HELLO? I'm telling mikey youre about to kill me
Takemichi:
MANJIRO LOOK AT YOUR DOG 💔
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) deleted a message
Mikey:
I still saw it, take mitchy away from me and you're never going to see the light again
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
apologies.
Takemichi:
HAHAHAHAHAHA BOOO LOSER 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Mikey:
dont I deserve a reward from that give me a kiss mitchy
Takemichi:
youre acting as if you did not just barge in at where I'm hiding just to steal a kiss not even a minute ago
Mikey:
BUT THATS DIFFERENT
Mikey:
THATS ME TO YOU NOT YOU TO ME
Takemichi:
okay well fine
Kazutora muted three people
Chifuyu:
im utterly sick why do they have to be so damn gay in front of me im becoming the homo of the phobic
Kokonoi:
youre literally like one of them
Chifuyu:
no no I'm different
Chifuyu:
theyre like soulmates meant to be, doesn't matter if its platonic or romantic, like puzzles that fit right exactly with each other or like when time had carved them for one another as if their hearts were always waiting in the same silence
Chifuyu:
while im just a normal gay teen
Emma:
why are you suddenly poetic with it
Chifuyu:
idk too maybe all the mangas I read caught up to me
Hina:
but I agree with what you had just said
Benkei:
ngl I'm still surprised you're with him
Hina:
and hina is surprised that you're still with nobody despite Takeomi liking you to which you still acted like an oblivious idiot
Kurokawa Seishu:
AH
Kurokawa Seishu:
UNEXPECTED????
Kokonoi:
I taught her that
Yuzuha:
dont be so proud? hina turned into a savage when shes supposed to be a sweet little girl
Kokonoi:
she can be sweet AND savage
Hina:
yeap!
Yuzuha:
oh no 💔
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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat
9:53pm
Kazutora:
so... who will it be...
Benkei:
its time to kill chifuyu, he lived long enough
Yuzuha:
agreed, i still don't get how he even survived this far
Benkei:
he didn't even avenge anything 😭
Kazutora:
LEAVE MY GUY ALONE 😭😭
Kazutora:
HES TRYING HIS BEST 😓
Yuzuha:
not best enough though
Benkei:
youre so evil
Yuzuha:
im unleashing my inner demon
Kazutora:
**throws purified salt**
Benkei:
is that supposed to do anything
Kazutora:
SHUT UP NOWNYOU MADE ME LOOK DUMB AND MENTALLY ILL
Yuzuha:
🫢
Benkei:
yeah... about that.. sorry to break it to you bud
Kazutora:
I really hope someone votes either one of you out.
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Chifuyu
Kazutora:
hey...
Chifuyu:
I DIDE
Chifuyu:
KAZU KAZU WHO KILLED ME
Kazutora:
erms you'll know it once i added you to the deceased people
Chifuyu:
I didn't even get to avenge for Izana 😭😭🥀🥀
Kazutora:
its okay seishu is still there surviving 😭😭😭
Chifuyu:
i think he'll be busy grieving
Chifuyu:
wait... deceased people... mikey... situationship.. GODDDDD
Chifuyu sent an image
Chifuyu:
hopefully they dont ask questions and ik mikey is dodging them
Kazutora:
bye youre so on point with mikey dodging the questions
Kazutora:
why did you even get in a situationship with him in the first place
Chifuyu:
hes hot can you blame me
Chifuyu:
like he could shove four fingers in me, stretch me wide, fuck me until I’m a mess on his hand and I wouldn’t even stop him since I’d be begging for more with my cock leaking the whole damn time
Chifuyu:
and hes also nice likeeee that made my heart flutter, giving me the princess treatment and all 🩷🩷
Kazutora:
woah.
Kazutora:
gosh thats so vulgar i cant even form a sentence to respond to that
Kazutora:
im gonna ignore the second statement
Chifuyu:
OH SHUT UP KAZU
Chifuyu:
you were literally thirsting on the way he said your full name
Kazutora:
I THIRST OVER ANYONE WHO SAID MY FULL NAME 🥀🥀
Chifuyu:
youre so weird
Kazutora:
but you love me
Chifuyu:
yeah I do
Kazutora:
BYE THAT AMSFE ME DREKA OUT YIURE SO CUTE
Kazutora:
IM HAVING CUTENESS AGGRESISON
Chifuyu:
?? 😭😭
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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
10:01pm
Kazutora:
daytime... and guess who's dead
Baji:
sanzu?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
baji?
Kazutora:
okay lovers who want each other dead
Kazutora:
its not any of you
Kokonoi:
okay thank god
Kazutora:
but well, the mafias still have a grudge on this couple and unfortunately, chifuyu died
Chifuyu:
"I failed Izana... Sei, time for you to shine"
Kazutora muted Chifuyu
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
time to vote
Kurokawa Seishu:
man what does the mafia have against us bru
Kurokawa Seishu:
i cant even think of any possible victims can I just randomly pick someone
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
emma
Baji:
emma
Kokonoi:
emma
Emma:
WHAT THE FUCK
Kurokawa Seishu:
emma it is 🥀
Kazutora:
and since thats more than half... emma...
Emma:
WAIT HELLO THIS SHIT HAPPENING WAY TOO FAST
Emma:
WHATS UP WITH YOU THREE MFS @Mon Cheri Haru ♡ @Baji @Kokonoi
(have i told you guys that the bracket like for e.g (sanzu) is just for you guys to know who it is? so in their perspective, theres no bracket)
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
ran's not here so I could be as insane as I could
Baji:
im always like this
Kokonoi:
im just following the two of them honestly
Emma:
AND SEI... what about our friendship
Kurokawa Seishu:
sorry, i was just following the majority
Kurokawa Seishu:
ill make it up to you
Emma:
mannnn
Emma:
just say you guys hate the sanos and go
Kurokawa Seishu:
I don't hate the sanos...?
Emma:
okay izana lover
Kazutora muted Emma
Kazutora:
well gang
Kazutora sent an image
Mucho:
bingo...?
Kokonoi:
foul for that???
Mucho:
i was just joking god stop taking it so srsly
Kokonoi:
if i die, can you guys vote for mucho
Mucho:
what the hell?????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
sure will do that
Mucho:
sanzu???????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
❌❌👄👄
Mucho:
WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY MUTE NOW
Baji:
hopefully hajime wont die but if it does come to that, will vote for mucho
Mucho:
guys didnt all of you agreed that im a villager
Benkei:
dont know about that now...
Kazutora:
good luck surviving guys
Mucho:
i dont think ill survive????
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
mafias have no right to talk
Mucho:
oh so now you're not mute?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
🤨❔
Mucho:
what the fuck
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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat
10:14pm
Kazutora:
so...
Yuzuha:
sanzu
Benkei:
sanzu
Yuzuha:
your reason?
Benkei:
so mucho will get killed
Benkei:
you?
Yuzuha:
same he lived long enough 😮💨😮💨
Kazutora:
arent you together with him
Yuzuha:
thats a separate matter to this
Benkei:
youre actually so cruel
Yuzuha:
single ppl can't talk
Yuzuha:
when are you even going to get together with takeomi anyway
Benkei:
never...
Benkei:
i dont like him that way
Yuzuha:
?
Yuzuha:
but you liked wakasa?
Kazutora:
WHAT THE FUCK
Benkei:
keyword, "liked"
Benkei:
plus that was when im a teen and before we met shin
Benkei:
and waka and takeomi are diff dont lump them tgt
Kazutora:
YOU AND WAKASA
Benkei:
i js had a puppy crush on him
Yuzuha:
yk what valid hes rlly hot during his teen days
Yuzuha:
still hot now
Kazutora:
are we srsly thirsting on wakasa right now
Yuzuha:
im just appreciating his beauty
Yuzuha:
okay putting that aside
Yuzuha:
why dont you like takeomi
Benkei:
idk i mean hes a great friend
Benkei:
but i dont think hes a great lover
Kazutora:
"I AGREE" hakkai said
Benkei:
just unmute them 🥀
Kazutora:
make me pooks
Benkei:
i dont want to flirt with someone way younger than me
Yuzuha:
then flirt with takeomi
Kazutora:
im giggling why are you still on that
Yuzuha:
idk im just sick of seeing takeomi giving obvious hints of him liking benkei while benkei just be dodging that
Benkei:
stop trying to set me up 🥀🥀
Yuzuha:
give me 100 reasons why i shouldnt
Kazutora:
oh!
Kazutora:
good luck with that ... @Benkei
Benkei:
DONT LEAVE ME HERE????
Yuzuha:
chop chop get to it
Benkei:
WHY 100
Yuzuha:
cmon now
Benkei:
☹️
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Sanzu
Kazutora:
hi you died
Sanzu:
is it mucho
Kazutora:
no... its someone unexpected
Sanzu:
??
Sanzu:
hajime?
Kazutora:
why did you think its him
Sanzu:
you said someone unexpected
Sanzu:
and hes the only unexpected person I could tgink of
Kazutora:
uhm no its not him
Sanzu:
then who the fuck is it
Kazutora:
youll know soon 🤗🤗
Sanzu:
youre actually so irritating
Kazutora:
thank you! 🩷
Sanzu:
thats not a compliment?
Kazutora:
it is to me
Kazutora:
so anyway im ab to announce your death!
This person is no longer accepting messages from you
Kazutora:
DID YOU JUST BLOCKED ME?
This person is no longer accepting messages from you
Kazutora:
WHAT THE FUCK
This person is no longer accepting messages from you
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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
10:27pm
Kazutora:
so its daytime
Kazutora:
and oh my oh my, a dead body was found
Kazutora:
after a few examinations, it was a person with diamond scars at the corners of his mouth?
Kazutora:
only his phone where his last message was to his lovers
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
"love you"
Kazutora muted Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu)
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
and as it turns out, he was innocent
Baji:
what the fuck?
Yuzuha:
no damn way.
Kokonoi:
mucho to blame istg
Kurokawa Seishu:
fr like you're not slick
Kurokawa Seishu:
you think by killing off sanzu instead of koko wont make you suspicious??
Kurokawa Seishu:
im voting for mucho
Baji:
me too
Benkei:
agreed im voting for mucho too
Kokonoi:
mucho it is
Mucho:
YOU GYUS DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SPEAK WHAT THE FUCK
Kazutora:
well bud... that's like, all of em
Kazutora:
youre dead
Kazutora:
DUN DUN DUNNNN THIS IS THE END OF THE MAFIA GAME now now now
Kazutora:
because you guys voted for mucho...
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora:
he is unfortunately NOT the mafia
Kazutora:
and so the mafias win!!!
Kurokawa Seishu:
WHAT.
Kokonoi:
you're joking
Yuzuha:
kazutora... dont play with me rn
Baji:
KAZU WDYM
Mucho:
now you see rhis is why you should let me explain firsr 🥀🥀.
Kazutora:
LMAOOOO
Kazutora:
okay now im about to reveal the rest of yalls roles and im going to unmute the dead people
Kazutora sent an image
Kazutora unmuted 19 people
Kurokawa Seishu:
YUZUHA????? BENKEI????
Yuzuha:
well what can we say, we're both just too good at this
Benkei:
that and because you guys didn't use your brain well enough
Hakkai:
YWS MAFIAS WON WOOHOOOO
Baji:
sleep with one eye.
Hakkai:
oh
Kurokawa Seishu:
BRO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME RN
Kurokawa Seishu:
why do you mafias hate our relationship sm that you killed them off
Benkei:
no particular reason
Yuzuha:
hes jealous bcs hes still single
Yuzuha:
so make a move on takeomi
Benkei:
STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH HIM I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM THAT WAY 🥀🥀
Wakasa:
oh...
Shinichiro:
wow must be tough being rejected without actually confessing
Takeomi:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR ASS GOT REJECTED 20 IN A ROW.
Shinichiro:
dont bring that up
Takemichi:
idk which one is worse
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
both
Senju:
YAY WE CAN DO THE ROLEPLAY NOW
Takemichi has left the group
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) has left the group
Hina added Takemichi
Kazutora added Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu)
Hina lock the groupchat
No one can leave the groupchat
Kazutora:
good work hina
Hina:
thank you!
Hina:
no escaping now you two @Takemichi @Mon Cheri Haru ♡
Makoto:
but i can... right?
Hina:
no
Makoto:
that mafia game should've gone on longer.
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Notes:
here you go guys... now back to disappearing I go...
Chapter 17: Romance slowburn roleplay [PT1]
Notes:
I changed the format a little bcs I noticed how it's taking up sooo much space
ARGHHHHH i just realised how much i mischaracterized them SM ILL CHANGE ILL CHANGE watch me guys
oh MAYBE ill go back to those popular ships like... bajufuyutora... hmmm convince me guys CONVINCE ME or ill do a ship yoi guys never expected... heh 🤙
Chapter published: 6 July 2025
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
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Kazutora:
good work hina
Hina:
thank you!
no escaping now you two @Takemichi @Mon Cheri Haru ♡
(those are two separate texts btw bcs typing it like how i used to do took up so much space)
Makoto:
but i can... right?
Hina:
no
Makoto:
that mafia game should've gone on longer.
Takemichi:
I'd like to back off
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
me too, I don't want to involve myself in this bs
Ran:
?
Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):
I misspoke it seems.
Takemichi:
dont go switching up now
Chifuyu:
mitchy youve been through multiple roleplays this should be nothing
Takemichi:
like I said, thats bcs im used to them. But this? Sanzu?
like at this point youre just asking me to die
Baji:
stop being over dramativ
Emma:
over dramatic final boss
Smiley:
dang he deserves an oscar for that
Hakkai:
and let people stare in confusion??? bcs...
Chifuyu:
ARE YOU SAYING HES NOT FORMULA
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
well he certainly isn't formula 😬
Kazutora:
dawg thats far from a typo what do you actually want to say
Mikey:
molecular?
Mitsuya:
see kids this is why you should often go to school
Mikey:
SHUT UP
mitsuya im not done with you im gonna get your ass the next time i see you.
Hakkai:
if you wanna get down pls do it somewhere else
Hanma:
or you guys can do it in vc, i dont mind watching
Mikey:
I DONT WANT TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH ANYONE
Kazutora:
aw shucks
Angry:
i wanted to be weirded out but coming from you, it's like normal
Mikey:
↳ aw shucks
kazu we literally did that a few times before this
Shinichiro:
tmi please.
Kurokawa Seishu:
honestly just impressed how he can say it so... easily
Mikey:
i have nothing to be ashamed of
Chifuyu:
↳ ARE YOU SAYING HES NOT FORMULA
please just kill me i meant to say popular
Hakkai:
thats so far???
Chifuyu:
ITS AUTOCORRECT
leave me alone hakkai go suck hanma's dick or sumn
Hakkai:
oh I definitely will
Chifuyu:
ew gtfo
Senju:
I have a question, do you think if I lie to a stranger saying I'm european, will they believe me
Kakucho:
now i wonder what goes in your head to be wondering that
Chifuyu:
i was ab to curse on hakkai but that just caught me off guard
Senju:
okay no listen, theres this guy who appeared on my fyp and hes european so it made me wonder
Kokonoi:
that barely explains how you come to that conclusion but okay
Senju:
UGH you just dont understand my vision
can at least one of you answer my question, im genuinely curious
Chifuyu:
i think you can pass??
Senju:
okay thats all i need to know
Chifuyu:
a mix of Italian too, oui oui
Takemichi:
oui oui is french
Chifuyu:
what.
really?
Takemichi:
yeah search em up if you dont believe me
Hakkai:
↳ a mix of Italian too, oui oui
aint that spanish
Takemichi:
spanish and italian are different
Hakkai:
then what the fuck is spanish
Chifuyu:
bonjour?
Takemichi:
THATS STILL FRENCH
Smiley:
yk just looking at this trio makes my head hurt sometimes bcs of the bs they spout
Wakasa:
I wonder how they make it this far in school
Hakkai:
WE'RE NOT DUMB
we just got our languages mixed up... heh...
Chifuyu:
not my fault theyre like similar
Mucho:
theyre def not similar
Chifuyu:
UGH YOURE ALWAYS GOING OUT FOR MY THROAT BRO KYS
Yuzuha:
not trying to interrupt the moment but ive been waiting for the roleplay
Takemichi:
now why would you bring that up
yk i actually have somewhere to go
Takemichi went offline
Takemichi went online
Izana:
not even a minute later
Angry:
are you on gunpoint
Takemichi:
heh...no way...! Who would even do that lol
I mean I'm definitely doing this roleplay yes
Shinichiro:
good luck with that? im leaving, have some catching up to do with them
Mitsuya:
who even is them?
Hina unlocked the groupchat
Shinichiro and Wakasa left the groupchat
Benkei left the groupchat
Takeomi left the groupchat
Hina locked the groupchat
Mitsuya:
okay that answers my question
Makoto:
they left so fast that i didn't even get the opportunity to leave 😔
Mikey:
enough with complaining and get to work
Makoto:
grrr dont blame me if theres suddenly a dm to you saying 'youre in the roleplay too'
Mikey:
what
Kazutora made Takemichi and Mon Cheri Haru♡ as admins
Kazutora changed two people's names
Makoto:
No one except Sano Manjiro, a.k.a Mikey, caught Akashi Sanzu Haruchiyo's interest. He didn't know when it started but Haruchiyo gained some loyalty and a little bit of protectiveness towards him. Manjiro is his king and his number one priority in life; Haruchiyo devoted his life only to him.
And so that led to Sanzu viewing others as pests who don't deserve Mikey's attention, and this applies to that new kid that Mikey had befriended and would always talk about whenever he got the chance to.
Draken:
we're starting right off the bat? That's new
Mikey:
↳ grrr dont blame me if theres suddenly a dm to you saying 'youre in the roleplay too'
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS HELLO
Hanagaki:
theres no changing his mind once he's set ab it
Mikey:
mitchy 💔
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
well good luck with that...
bro i just realised my name
why is it still like that
its so damn disgusting
Kakucho:
its cute, no?
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
i mean well yea i guess its cute
Ran:
never seen you folded that fast for someone other than that blue twin
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
SHIT UP
Smiley:
i hope youre not talking about souya
Ran:
my lips are shut
Makoto:
Hanagaki Takemichi is the name of the new kid. And the two don't get along very well ever since Mikey put the blue-eyed male in the fifth division.
Sanzu thought that when Hanagaki joined the Fifth Division, he would only drag them down, but to his surprise, the blue-eyed male didn't. While Hanagaki isn't the best at fighting and could only throw a lame, weak punch (according to what he had seen), he had the most spirit and never backed down in any fights.
Chifuyu:
dont diss my partner like that
hes actually strong he just lacked training
Sanzu:
im actually surprised how he voiced out my thoughts ab hanagaki so well
Baji:
dont let him do you like that
Hakkai:
why is this roleplay not as embarrassing as last time
Senju:
bcs its slowburn romance
Hakkai:
just when i thought ill get more embarrassing moments of mitchy
Hanagaki:
sometimes idk if youre really my friend or my enemy
Makoto:
And when it comes to sniffing out and interrogating traitors and rats lurking inside Toman, Hanagaki's the best at it. So again, much to Sanzu's surprise, Hanagaki didn't drag the Fifth Division down.
Smiley:
im not the one to vibe with romance but this one lowkey got to me
maybe its the writing
Kazutora:
ngl im js waiting for mikey to show up and roleplay
Draken:
itll be a sight to see
Kurokawa Seishu:
first time seeing mikey roleplay.. feeling kinda nervous 😅
Mikey:
UGH I HATE YOU GUYS
Makoto:
Despite all that, Sanzu and Hanagaki still don't get along well. When Mikey introduced Hanagaki to everyone, Sanzu's first thought of the blue-eyed male was that he was a disappointment. The bright persona that Hanagaki always puts on always ticks him off because he knows it's fake.
Senju:
DANG why is he so observant to someone he hates
Emma:
yk what they say when it comes to enemies to lovers tropes, they see each other's flaws first!!
Yuzuha:
youre so real for that
Chifuyu:
is that real or fake @Hanagaki
Hanagaki:
obv no?
Hakkai:
we're watching you..
Hanagaki:
im scared
Makoto:
He could tell from the way Hanagaki's eyes would lose their focus and their light, even for just a tiny moment, and from the way his smile would look strained, obviously forced on some other days. Though Sanzu would say it's impressive how Hanagaki masked it so well that he fooled everyone. (Everyone except him.)
Baji:
ofc its him who didnt get fooled
Ran:
my man 💖
Senju:
GET OUT
Makoto:
Sanzu doesn't like people like Hanagaki, and he just didn't get the appeal about him the way Mikey did, and he probably never will. In addition to that, Sanzu never hides his dislike for Hanagaki, and the younger male couldn't deal much with people who disliked him, which is obviously Sanzu in this case, so their relationship is a rocky, sour one.
Kokonoi:
okay i know that one is real
Mucho:
the way he glares at hanagaki
Hanagaki:
almost pissed my pants bro 💔
Senju:
why cant haru-nii get along with mitchy 😭😭😭 tis stressing me out
Yuzuha:
pls dont pull a nalu on me
Kazutora:
BRO not nalu 😭😭
Izana:
the slow burn
Kokonoi:
theyre not even canon yet
Yuzuha:
well lets just hope this one is canon
Makoto:
One day, Hanagaki didn't show up for one of the meetings since, usually, he'd be there for every meeting, accompanied by the first division vice. Sanzu didn't care much about it.
Kurokawa Seishu:
right... "didn't" care
Hakkai:
if he didn't care he wouldn't have mentioned anything about it 🙂↔️
Kakucho:
fr likee
Yuzuha:
wait why didnt mitchy showed up tho im curious
Senju:
rigt like what happened
Chifuyu:
hopefully he didn't get jumped on ☠️☠️
Makoto:
Until it happened again and again. And it was the third time that Hanagaki had missed the meeting for the week. It was to the point where he made Mikey worried. How dare he, a lowly human being, make Mikey worried?
Yuzuha:
bro that was all he cared ab ☠️☠️ not the reason why mitchy didn't show up
Izana:
who cares if hanagaki makes mikey worried
Baji:
well mikey is haru's king after all
Senju:
i gagged a little 😔
Baji:
show some empathy Sen
Senju:
HOW CAN I 😔
Draken:
im surprised sanzu haven't brought out his katana yet
Senju:
WHAT
Makoto:
Unexpectedly, after the meeting, Mikey approached him alone.
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
Is he the cupid ☠️☠️
wait
i lowkey can see it HELLP
Smiley:
YIU MEAN
Smiley sent an image
Smiley:
RHAT????
BC I LOWKEY CAN ENVISION IT
Kurokawa Seishu:
FOULLLLLLL
Emma:
IM FUCKING CACKLING HELP ME
Chifuyu:
NEW HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Kazutora:
MIKEY GET UPPP 😭😭
Mikey:
istg yall.
dont forget, i used to be the leader of Japan's number one criminal syndicate
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
Apologies, it was my mistake.
Kurokawa Seishu:
I sincerely apologised.
Smiley:
My bad.
Emma:
Forgive me.
Kazutora:
It's my fault, apologies.
Chifuyu:
I apologised.
I'm sat.
(on your lap)
Emma:
WHY ARE UOU GETTIN FREAKY WITH IT
Chifuyu:
I CANT HELP IT
Hakkai:
honestly, understandable...
Kazutora:
right like i totally get him
Izana:
hm
Mikey:
"Haruchiyo, do you mind checking up on Mitchy for me? Mucho isn't available at the moment. Oh, you will? Thanks!" patted Sanzu's shoulders with a bright smile before walking away, leaving no room for any arguments.
Angry:
typical mikey behaviour
(hmu pls.)
Chifuyu:
its so him
(me too.)
Draken:
whats your thoughts on this izana, emma
Emma:
flabbergasted
Izana:
no comment
Mucho:
i thought youll be pissed off since chifuyu is involved
Izana:
I am, but then again, it's chifuyu
Senju:
EWWWW GET OFFFFF
Hanagaki:
VOMITING RN STOP BEING CHEESY
Baji:
actively calling you a slur
Draken:
not izana getting ganged up
Hanma:
gang bang
Kokonoi:
i really wonder whats going on inside your head to make you say that
Hanma:
hakkai
Hakkai:
woah pooks 🫣
Angry:
barf
Smiley:
jump off!!
Sanzu:
"Wait Mikey- I-... never agreed to this..." sighed, watching Mikey walk away.
Makoto:
And that was how Sanzu ended up being in front of Hanagaki's house. He observed the condition of the house, and one thought came inside Sanzu. It doesn't look like there's anyone living inside.
Izana:
thats concerning
Draken:
ngl, when we first visited his house, we also thought the same
Hina:
same here !!
and he seems to live alone from what hina observed
Mucho:
does he not tell you guys about his family or anything
Chifuyu:
come to think of it.. no
all he told me was about his time travelling powers, the futures, his plans but never anything about himself
Kazutora:
me when I'm trying to be mysterious:
Mitsuya:
stop it 😭😭
Hanagaki:
wait
MAKOTO ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO DROP MY LORE HERE 🥀
Makoto:
initially no but now that you said it..
Angry:
that sounds oddly ominous
Makoto:
Sanzu then walked up towards the door, knocking on it multiple times before waiting for a response, which never came. He knocked once again, but there was still no response.
When he was about to knock for the third time and yelled out Hanagaki's name, the door was then answered, revealing a slightly dishevelled-looking guy.
Hanagaki:
"Fuck off–... Oh, Sanzu-san? What are you doing here?"
Smiley:
yo woah why they fast wit it
Hina:
well theyve been doing these type of stuff tgt so
Ran:
yo why is chibi so frustrated
Mucho:
i was ab to ask the same thing
Hina:
michi is so attractive when he cursed
Mikey:
oh so real
Hakkai:
got the kitten out of me meowing
Angry:
gtfo dont speak again...
Yuzuha:
i can see why hanma and hakkai are tgt...
Draken:
weirdest couple award goes to them
Smiley:
its the fact that we've been tricked into thinking hakkai and mitsuya are tgt
Kazutora:
im still in denial bro
Chifuyu:
bro im ab to read doujinshi of them
Yuzuha:
not doujinshi bro its giving 2020 haikyuu era
Kokonoi:
whats up with the crossover
Senju:
i still like haikyuu
my mans Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer
Baji:
i wont mind him topping me
Hakkai:
that sentence have never been said before
Smiley:
youre one to say ☠️
Makoto:
Hanagaki looked at him with wide eyes, flustered by the platinum blonde's appearance. He expected no one from Toman to come visit him, much less Sanzu, the one who hated him.
Sanzu:
"You made Mikey worry over your pitiful ass. What the hell have you been up to?"
Makoto:
Sanzu frowned at the sight of Hanagaki looking so miserable, a contrast from his bright persona. When he took a brief look inside the house, he could barely see any furniture. And if it weren't because of Hanagaki's presence, he would've thought the house is vacant.
Kurokawa Seishu:
thats actually quite sad
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
someone sponsor him some furniture
Mucho:
you sponsor him then
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
oh yea maybe i should
Hanagaki:
"Ah sorry about that. It seems like I have forgotten to tell him I won't be able to attend meetings this week."
Makoto:
This made Sanzu raise his eyebrow in suspicion, but he didn't say anything about it. It's probably nothing serious.
Chifuyu:
just kiss alrdy 🤦♀️
Hakkai:
just admit that you're worried ab him alrdy 🤦♀️
Mitsuya:
why did the both of you switch personalities
Kazutora:
HELP I WAS ALSO GOING TO POINT THAY OUJ
Chifuyu:
hakkai performed a ritual on me because he wanted to steal my personality which so far is the best compared to all of you
Smiley:
get your narcissistic ahh out of here
Hina:
youre not even going to question ab the ritual?
Smiley:
no
seems like smth he would actually do
Angry:
anyway
why is sanzu lowkey acting like a tsundere rn
Ran:
my type
Baji:
real
Angry:
remove both of your existence right this instant.
Sanzu:
"Next time inform him."
Hanagaki:
"I will... well, uhm. Would you like to come in? I feel bad for making you come here just to check up on me."
Sanzu:
"No thanks. I'll leave now."
Senju:
NO DONT LWAVE
Yuzuha:
COME BACK
Hanagaki:
Grabbed Sanzu's wrist before he gets to leave. "Ah, wait, I don't want you to leave empty-handed. I feel bad for making you show up all the way here just to check up on my well-being. Give me a moment."
Makoto:
Hanagaki then let go of his wrist and quickly went back inside, not letting Sanzu protest, which made him frown behind the mask he was wearing. Despite that, Sanzu didn't leave and instead waited, for Hanagaki to come out. After a while, the blue-eyed male came out with a plastic bag with a box inside it.
Mitsuya:
okay that's cute
Kazutora:
we all say "thank you mikey for bringing them into this situation" in unison
Izana:
ngl, that made me smile a little
Kurokawa Seishu:
you made me smile
Chifuyu:
so real
Angry:
i hate couples sm
Hanagaki:
"Take this; it's the cheesecake from the café nearby. These are some extras that I brought. I hope you enjoy them. Well then, bye!"
Makoto:
Hanagaki handed the plastic to Sanzu, who reluctantly accepted it. He doesn't know why he accepted it (he does; it's because he can actually see how Hanagaki feels bad), but whatever. The blue-eyed male then bid him goodbye, to which Sanzu just scoffed and left.
Draken:
hes in his denial era
Mitsuya:
omg he fell first and he fell harder typa shit
Makoto:
Once Sanzu was far enough from Hanagaki's place, he took a peek inside the plastic. It's from the same café that he has been going to, solely for their cheesecake. How did Hanagaki know it was his favourite? Whatever, it's probably just a coincidence.
Sanzu:
"... Stupid."
Makoto:
——— One week later, just before Toman's meeting
Kazutora:
okay time skip 👅👅 THINGS ARE PROGRESSING even though slowly
Yuzuha:
YESS
Makoto:
Sanzu straddled his bike near the base of the shrine steps, boot tapping impatiently against the pavement. The sky was a dull gray, threatening rain, and the wind kept tugging at the edges of his uniform. His phone buzzed once in his pocket.
Chifuyu:
Chifuyu [6:47 PM]: Can’t make it tonight. Something came up so Takemitchy’s out too. Still doesn’t have a ride. Says it’s too far to walk.
Senju:
HELLO WHY ARE YOU IN THE ROLEPLAY TOO
Mitsuya:
ofc chifuyu is involved
Hakkai:
shojou manga lover 🙄🙄
Kokonoi:
oh dont tell me sanzu's going to pick hanagaki up
Makoto:
Sanzu stared at the screen for a long moment. Too far, huh.
His jaw clenched. The blue-eyed idiot didn’t even try, did he? Four meetings missed now, three of them just last week. And sure, technically, Hanagaki wasn’t doing anything wrong, but… he remembered the look on Mikey’s face when he brought it up. Just a tiny crease in his brow. Barely visible. But there.
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
ofc all he cares about it Mikey
Kazutora:
when youre in a loyal competition but your opponent is sanzu
Mitsuya:
id have to back out bcs ik i will lose
Makoto:
Sanzu hadn’t been told to check this time.
Which made it worse. B ecause now, he couldn’t blame Mikey for sending him.
Kurokawa Seishu:
↳ oh dont tell me sanzu's going to pick hanagaki up
OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT KOKO
Senju:
we got another witch here other than Draken
Makoto:
He turned the key in the ignition and the engine came alive with a low growl. He didn’t say a word to anyone. Just pulled off, the sound of his bike cutting through the quiet like a blade.
Izana:
im surprised sanzu haven't broken his character yet
Ran:
hes been complaining to me in dms lmao
Hina:
me and mikey with michi
Makoto:
Sanzu soon arrived in front of Hanagaki's house. He killed the engine and sat there for a moment, the low hum of the bike fading into silence. The neighborhood was too still, just like last time. No voices, no light from the windows, nothing that suggested life.
He stared at the front door, expression unreadable beneath the soft fall of platinum hair. He didn’t know why he was hesitating. Actually, he did. He just hated that he did.
Emma:
i love how we all just went silent, watching this go down
Mucho:
shit is just too entertaining
Smiley:
real, i can't even think of anything else to say
Makoto:
With a sigh, he got off the bike and made his way up the steps. This time, no knocking. He just rang the bell once and waited. A long pause.
Then: the sound of shuffled footsteps. The door clicked open with a low creak. Hanagaki stood in the doorway, hoodie slouching off one shoulder, eyes still heavy with sleep or exhaustion. Sanzu couldn’t tell which. Maybe both. Their eyes then met.
Hanagaki:
"...Sanzu-san?" Blinked, clearly confused.
Sanzu:
“You're coming to the meeting," flat as ever.
Hanagaki:
Rubbed the back of his neck, glancing to the side. "I wasn’t really planning to tonight. I don’t wanna keep troubling you guys with my—"
Sanzu:
"You already have," he cut in.
Hakkai:
wow okay thats rude
Baji:
thats hot
Hakkai:
what
Baji:
what?
Makoto:
Silence.
Hanagaki:
He flinched slightly but said nothing.
Makoto:
Sanzu narrowed his eyes, gaze flicking past the other boy’s shoulder into the house. Still the same. Practically bare, lived-in just enough to not be vacant. Like someone was just passing through.
Hakkai:
so we're just going to gloss the fact that BAJI KEISUKE said someone's hot, and that someone is sanzu
Angry:
might as well get used to it
Sanzu:
He clicked his tongue. "Get your shoes. Helmet’s on the bike."
Hanagaki:
"I…" he hesitated. "Are you sure? I don’t want to be a burden."
Sanzu:
"You already are."
Hanagaki:
He winced again.
Draken:
is sanzu unleashing his anger through the roleplay
Smiley:
the pettiness is crazy
not takemitchy getting hated both irl and in roleplay
Mikey:
mitchy is calling you a slur rn
Smiley:
i thought youre not going to speak
Mikey:
its boring staying quiet
Smiley:
↳ mitchy is calling you a slur rn
just you wait takemitchy
Sanzu:
This time, he didn’t look away. And after a beat, he added, quieter: "So at least be useful one."
Senju:
YESSSSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOO HAHAHSHAJHEJQ
Yuzuha:
we all cheered
Hanagaki:
He blinked. Then, with the faintest breath of a laugh, tired but genuine, he nodded. " Alright. Let me change into Toman's uniform real quick."
Makoto:
Hanagaki went inside and just a minute later, he was changed into Toman's uniform. As Hanagaki slipped on his shoes and locked up, Sanzu stood on the porch, arms folded. The sky was darker now, clouds gathering overhead, air heavy with the smell of distant rain. When Hanagaki reappeared, Sanzu was already walking back to the bike.
Hanagaki:
"Are you sure you don't mind?" He asked again.
Izana:
if he does he wouldn't even be in front of you
Chifuyu:
OBLIVIOUS MF
Sanzu:
He didn’t look at him as he handed over the spare helmet. "I don’t care."
Makoto:
It was a lie.
Or maybe not.
Maybe he just didn’t care why he cared.
Mitsuya:
that made me smile wth
Kazutora:
having the aggression GRRR thatsnso
Sanzu:
"…Hold on. I’m not slowing down if you fall."
Hanagaki:
"Got it."
Makoto:
Hanagaki climbed on, the movement hesitant but steady. The moment his hands touched Sanzu’s sides, Sanzu tensed but didn’t shake him off. T hey rode off into the twilight.
Mucho:
okay they lowkey suits each other
Senju:
me and yuzuha have been telling you that
YOURE ONE OF US NOW RAHHHH
Ran:
well with the way this goes, i might become a shipper too
Hina:
i knew bringing makoto in was a good idea
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Notes:
I'll post the second part HMMM SOME TIME NEXT WEEK
Chapter 18: Romance slowburn roleplay [PT2]
Chapter Text
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Sanzu:
"…Hold on. I’m not slowing down if you fall."
Hanagaki:
"Got it."
Makoto:
Hanagaki climbed on, the movement hesitant but steady. The moment his hands touched Sanzu’s sides, Sanzu tensed but didn’t shake him off. They rode off into the twilight.
Mucho:
okay they lowkey suits each other
Senju:
me and yuzuha have been telling you that
YOURE ONE OF US NOW RAHHHH
Ran:
well with the way this goes, i might become a shipper too
Hina:
i knew bringing makoto in was a good idea
Hanagaki changed one person's name
Hakkai:
whose name did he change
Chifuyu:
j dont knwo HMM let me check
Angry:
bye this shi is interesting and fun to read wtf
Draken:
i agree bcs I never usually read these sort of stuff
Chifuyu:
↳ j dont knwo HMM let me check
it's sanzu, he just added the honorifics 😭
Senju:
okay no wait that might be something TRUST GUYS TRUST the slow burning is burning slowly
Makoto:
It wasn’t a favor. Sanzu kept telling himself that.
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
what is happening
Mikey:
let me guess
sanzu kept picking him up after that
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
ill pay you $50 if you got that right but pay me $50 if you got it wrong
Hanma:
$100
Hakkai:
$200
Chifuyu:
wow youre really risking it?
Hakkai:
yeah
Mikey:
yes keep it coming bcs ik im right
Makoto:
It wasn’t his job. It wasn’t his problem. He wasn’t responsible for Hanagaki Takemichi or his pathetic lack of transportation. And yet, for the fourth meeting in a row, he found himself parked outside the same house, boots resting on the bike’s foot pegs, arms crossed, waiting.
Mikey:
HAH GIVE ME MY MONEY
Kakucho:
whats up with you guys and the never ending bets
and with mikey always winning his bets
Hakkai:
gambling is always fun
Mitsuya:
you might need to get off that addiction
Hakkai:
OH SHUT IT TAKA-CHAN
youre acting as if you didnt indulge in betting too in the other gc
Mitsuya:
one time thing
Smiley:
now even I know that's a lie
Mikey:
↳ and with mikey always winning his bets
watch me go to the casino 👅
Hina:
dont even
Mikey:
aw shucks
Makoto:
No messages were sent. No warning given.
The only sound was the quiet rumble of the engine and the occasional rustle of wind against trees. The sun was already dipping low, casting gold on the edge of the sidewalk.
The front door opened right on time. Hanagaki didn’t say anything. Just stepped out, locking the door behind him, helmet already in hand like he expected this.
Hanagaki:
He jogged down the steps and offered a smile. "Hey. Sorry. Did you wait long?"
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t answer. Just looked away, as if the question had offended him.
Ran:
hes so cute
Angry:
i hate when people act like you
Ran:
youre just jealous youre not with anyone
Angry:
im with shion
Smiley:
WHAT THE FUCK
Angry:
you cant even tell that im lying 😐
Hakkai:
you shouldve went on longer with your lie angry
Kurokawa Seishu:
exactly
Makoto:
Hanagaki didn’t seem fazed anymore. Not like the first few times. He climbed onto the bike without hesitation, looping his arms loosely around Sanzu’s waist. Not too tight, never clingy. Like he knew better now.
Sanzu didn’t speak the entire ride. He never did. But the silence had stopped being awkward. It was just... what it was.
Kazutora:
ugh I love when feelings are expressed through actions
maybe thats why i used to love mikey
Mikey:
🫰
Izana:
go away
Mikey:
IM EXPRESSING MY GRATITUDE LIKE OKAY HE ACKNOWLEDGED ME
im literally with mitchy and hina rn
Angry:
stop flexing im gonna choke you
Kokonoi:
just be with someone
Angry:
like who
Hakkai:
shion
Chifuyu:
shion
Kurokawa Seishu:
shion
Angry:
okay let me hit him up
Smiley:
LIKE I WOULD LET YOU?????
Angry:
im sliding in his dms rn
Smiley:
WHAT give me that phone
Angry:
im telling mom you want me dead and that I should kill myself
Smiley:
now wtf
Makoto:
At the shrine, people didn’t even question it anymore. They’d just glance up when the familiar pair rolled in and go back to whatever they were doing.
Chifuyu:
He had offered the first time, half-joking, half-serious. "You want me to take him next time?"
Sanzu-san:
He had looked at him once.
Makoto:
Sanzu didn’t speak. Didn’t need to.
There hadn’t been a "next time" for Chifuyu.
Just Sanzu. Every time.
Kazutora:
'Just Sanzu. Every time.' FIRE WRITINGGGGG
Ran:
for a moment i forgot matsuno in the roleplay
Senju:
caught me off guard once again ngl
Mucho:
its chifuyu what do you expect
Chifuyu:
STOP SAYING IM PREDICTABLE IM SHOOTING MYSELF
Emma:
dont say that
youll trigger mitchy's ptsd
bye not him dm-ing me bcs hes roleplaying here
Chifuyu:
"SHUT UP EMMA ERGGHHHHFJWHFJWNE" what he said lmao
Mikey:
stop teasing him
Emma:
ik well enough youre laughing too behind that screen
Mikey:
now you make me look bad
Emma:
since when are you not tbh
Izana:
i agree
Mikey:
okay im now on mitchy's side you guys are horrible 😡😡
Makoto:
A week later after one of their meetings, they walked side by side toward the bikes parked under the shrine steps. The air was cooler tonight, stirred by a soft breeze that made the loose ends of Sanzu’s coat flutter as he walked.
Hanagaki:
He glanced at him once, hesitant. Then again, a little longer.
“...Did you notice the way Chifuyu kept nodding off tonight?” He said, voice casual, like he wasn’t testing the waters.
Makoto:
Silence stretched out. Too long.
Hanagaki:
He let out a soft breath, mostly to himself. “Thought he was gonna fall off the step at one point.”
Baji:
this is why you should sleep earlier smh
your habit on staying up late reading mangas is really getting to you
Chifuyu:
UGH IM TRYING...
Baji:
not best enough if you still need someone to tell you to go to sleep every night
Chifuyu:
and i told you you dont have to do that every time TT
Baji:
and let you be sleepy the next day? yeah right
Emma:
see this is what I mean when I thought theyre tgt
Izana:
i see now
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
what did you see
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At the "happy gay people" groupchat
11:17pm
Seishu:
@Chifuyu @Kazutora yk me and zana are willing to let you guys go if both of you want to be with baji
both of us understand
Izana:
we're happy if you guys are
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Kazutora
Chifuyu:
KAZU AM I SEEING THAT RIGHT IM??? HUH
Kazutora:
no no youre seeing that right alright
are we srsly??? what what no wait...
baji
wait
Chifuyu:
IK IM FREAKING OUT TOO WHAT
Kazutora:
im going to kms like this what the actual hell
okay but baji's with sanzu ran and koko
and we cant just announce in the main gc that me and you broke things off with sei and zana
Chifuyu:
ARGHHHHHHH IDKKKKKK but kazu
are we rlly breaking things off with them, sei and zana?
Kazutora:
as much as I thirst over them, its more like platonic
if ygwim
while baji, he's well
baji
Chifuyu:
true
like me and mikey ended our situationship bcs i have a thing for baji anyway
Kazutora:
i wanted to say "me too" but then i remembered the reason why me and mikey broke up
Chifuyu:
...
bcs you murdered his brother?
Kazutora:
yeah... that and while in juvie i realised how much baji cares for me, more than anyone else ever had
and i guess that’s when it changed, when i realized it wasn’t just friendship anymore
tried to make a move on him, saying words i meant more than he knew
but well, he didn’t see it like an oblivious idiot he is
he still called me his friend
while i was already loving him like it meant something
Chifuyu:
wait kazu youre spitting bars right there
like okay Shakespeare i see you
Kazutora:
FUYU 😭
Chifuyu:
SORRYYY i was distracted
tis my way of processing things
Kazutora:
well we have a lot to discuss on but lets set that aside for now
Chifuyu:
oh sei just said in the gc to take as much time we want
well thats relieving
Kazutora:
okayy good
now lets go back to the main gc
i have a feeling we missed a lot
Chifuyu:
OKII
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Meanwhile...
At the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat
11:18pm
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
bro???
what did he see
why did he just disappear
Hanma:
hes edging you
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
can you like.
shut up?
Hanma:
only if my fingers is up someone's hole, hakkai's specifically
Hina muted Hanma for an hour
Hina:
sorry hina can't stand it anymore
Kokonoi:
youre saving us hina
Draken:
thank you hina
Hina:
no problem!
you guys can continue with the roleplay now
Sanzu-san:
He scoffed, faint and sharp. Not quite a laugh, but close.
Hanagaki:
Encouraged, he tried again the next time. And the time after that.
Makoto:
It was never much. Just comments about other division captains, or how the moon looked weirdly big that night, or how someone had gotten a new tattoo and was clearly showing it off on purpose.
Hakkai:
LMAO IS IT WHEN SOMEONE MISTAKENLY TATTOOED A BRANDING
Smiley:
I laughed so hard ngl
Hakkai:
you embarrassed him in front of everyone
Smiley:
okay and? he was the one showing it off so proudly LOL
Draken:
leave him alone
poor dude was embarrassed
Mitsuya:
youre one to talk draken
youre the second person to laugh after smiley pointed that out
Draken:
at least not the first ✌️
Kokonoi:
that does not justify anything but alr whatever floats your boat ig
Makoto:
At first, Sanzu didn’t answer.
Then he started responding. Short things. One-word replies. A sideways glance. A subtle twitch of the lips. And then one night;
Hanagaki:
"...I think the gas station’s cat recognizes you now," he said over the wind, speaking near Sanzu’s shoulder. "She ran up to the bike when we pulled in earlier."
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t answer. But when they stopped at the next red light, he muttered, "It’s probably because you keep feeding her."
Mitsuya:
that's cute, i love how he notice that
Angry:
dont speak another word ran
Ran:
how did you know
Angry:
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DO THAT WHENEVER SANZU DO SOMETHING ITS PISSING ME OFF
Ran:
stay mad 🩷
Angry:
URGANBRJWNEN
fuck you.
Hanagaki:
He blinked. Then grinned. "I didn’t think you noticed."
Sanzu-san:
"I notice everything."
Makoto:
It wasn’t said with pride. More like a statement of fact. A curse, even.
Yuzuha:
right... a "curse"
Senju:
more like a blessing
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t answer. But he didn’t tell him to shut up either.
Makoto:
And that was something.
Mucho:
so poetic
tsundere behaviour
Makoto:
Sanzu dropped Hanagaki off just before sundown. The younger male swung off the bike with practiced ease, pulling off the helmet and stretching his arms above his head.
Hanagaki:
“Same time tomorrow?” He asked without thinking, already halfway to his door before realizing what he’d said.
He looked over his shoulder, blinking.
Hakkai:
SAME TIME TOMORROW????????
Kazutora:
why is he saying it like theyre gonna fuck again tmrw
Smiley:
hey so thats one hell of an entrance
whyd you disappeared so suddenly
Kazutora:
aw ik you miss me bcs you havent had a good laugh for a while since im the funniest person you've ever met
Hakkai:
ew stop trying to be like chifuyu
Chifuyu:
what the hell does that mean
Hina:
"it means youre great partner"
Chifuyu:
AWWWW THANKS MITCHY YOURE THE BEST
ill give you the messiest, sloppiest, juiciest smooch you'll ever have as a reward
Hakkai:
ugh its always you two vs me
just go suck his dick at this point
actually nvm
ik you two did that at some point
Draken:
hina how are you feeling about this
Hina:
no comment
i know takemichi was a little wild
Angry:
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HINA"
Ran:
man cant he just break his character for once and text here instead of having multiple people relay his message
Angry:
"no, im dedicated"
Ran:
sounds pathetic but yk, alright, you do you
Angry:
"🖕🖕🖕"
Kokonoi:
so we're just going to gloss over the fact that chifuyu sucked hanagaki's dick once?
Ran:
yeah
unless you want me to brought up the fact that me, you and sanzu had a threesome once
Mikey, Emma and Izana took a screenshot
Kokonoi deleted Ran's message
Kokonoi muted Ran
Emma:
LMAOOO YOURE NOR FAST ENOUGH
Izana:
fuck why is there no emoji with the 'L' symbol
Mikey:
@Kokonoi
Mikey sent an image
Mikey:
i gotchu izana
Emma:
LMAO MIKEY
Kokonoi:
SHUT UP SANOS
istg dont spread that
Mikey:
pay up to keep our mouths shut
Emma:
all three of us, me, mikey and izana
Izana:
you know where to pay
Kokonoi:
FINE as long as you keep your mouth shut
and ran, shut it
Kokonoi unmuted Ran
Ran:
😔
Yuzuha:
so does the blackmailing just run in the family
Mikey:
our ancestors never failed us
Yuzuha:
okay...
Senju:
wait now i wanna know
Emma:
sorry koko alrdy paid us good money to keep us shut ✌️
@Makoto @Sanzu-san @Hanagaki you guys can continue
Senju:
EMMA ????
Sanzu-san:
↳ He looked over his shoulder, blinking.
He paused, still seated on the bike. " …If I feel like it."
Hanagaki:
He smiled. “Alright. I’ll be waiting.”
Makoto:
That night, Sanzu circled the block once before heading home.
Mucho:
theyre so cute im gonna punch the next person i see
Senju:
me
i volunteer as tribute
Hakkai:
omg
a fellow masochist
@Hanagaki youre not alone
Senju:
honestly im not surprised that takemitchy's a masochist
ayyy ally ☝️
Hina:
mikey triggered it
Chifuyu:
I KNEW IT
pay up @Hakkai @Angry @Mitsuya
Angry:
mitchy why didnt your masochism get triggered by draken
Draken:
excuse me?
Hakkai:
WHY ISNTB IT TAIJU
URGHAHDWJ
i hate this now me and angry have to pay to fuyu
Smiley:
↳ one time thing
@Mitsuya ??
Mitsuya:
you did not scroll back up just to find that
Smiley:
🫰
Mitsuya:
kkay it was not a one time thing
Kurokawa Seishu:
we've been knew
Makoto:
Later that week; late night after a gang brawl, t hey were both tired and scraped up, nothing serious, but enough that the silence between them felt heavier than usual.
Sanzu sat on the curb, elbows resting on his knees, watching a flickering street lamp across the alley. Hanagaki sat nearby, gently dabbing at a shallow cut on his hand with the corner of his sleeve.
Hanagaki:
"…Thanks for not letting that guy get the drop on me earlier," he muttered.
Sanzu-san:
He didn't look at him. "You were too slow."
Hanagaki:
"I know."
Kazutora:
wanted to say his big fat ass is slowing him down but then i remember he's getting flatter
Mikey:
hes gaining it back
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
ofc you would know
Mikey:
👅
Kokonoi:
is this a "bully hanagaki takemichi" groupchat
Yuzuha:
i think it is at this point
Makoto:
A pause.
Sanzu-san:
"You owe me cheesecake."
Hanagaki:
He chuckled quietly, voice a little hoarse, "I'll get you two."
Sanzu-san:
He just huffed.
Kurokawa Seishu:
okay mr nonchalant
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
coming from another nonchalant person
Kurokawa Seishu:
thanks for reminding me
i have been chalant for a while, time to go back
Angry:
why would you remind him hes nonchalant
Chifuyu:
now it's hard to read him ☹️
Kakucho:
why would you guys even want to read him
Angry:
its interesting
Mucho:
not you guys treating him like hes another specimen
Chifuyu:
he might be
you never know
Kurokawa Seishu:
alr this is how you guys treat me.
Makoto:
One quiet afternoon, Sanzu didn’t know why he stopped by Hanagaki’s place. There was no meeting. No directive from Mikey. No real reason. He didn’t even knock.
Just sat outside, leaning against the bike, eyes closed, arms crossed. A few minutes later, the door opened.
Hanagaki:
He blinked down at him. "... You good?"
Sanzu-san:
He shrugged. "Had time to kill."
Hanagaki:
"...You want to come in?"
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t move. Then: "Got cheesecake?"
Hanagaki:
He blinked again, then smiled. " Yeah. Leftover from this morning."
Sanzu-san:
"Then I’ll come in."
Mitsuya:
i js know hes cheering inside his head
Kazutora:
sanzu after that
Kazutora sent an image
Mikey:
haru before he comes to takemitchy's house
Mikey sent an image
Kazutora:
we're comedic genuises mikey
Mitsuya:
i hate the fact that i actually laughed at it
Mikey:
no need to say anything, we know we're the funniest people on earth
Smiley:
@Hina how can you handle him and his narcissistic ass
not questioning chifuyu bcs ik hes like that too
Chifuyu:
thanks
Hina:
↳ @Hina how can you handle him and his narcissistic ass
just live with it 🤷♀️
Emma:
call me when you need help
give us a sign
Hina:
im fine dont worry
hina needs someone to balance out takemichi's low self esteem
Emma:
oh!
well... sure
Makoto:
It started to become a pattern. Nothing scheduled. Nothing promised.
But every couple of days, Sanzu would show up. Sometimes before a meeting. Sometimes after a patrol. Once, even outside a convenience store just past midnight, where Hanagaki emerged with a pack of melon bread and a can of black coffee and nearly dropped both when he saw who was leaning against the wall.
Hanagaki:
"Oh—Sanzu-san. You scared the hell out of me."
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t move. "Then you should be more aware of your surroundings."
Hanagaki:
"You are my surroundings at this point," he muttered, half to himself.
Senju:
was it casual
Yuzuha:
never been in the first place
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
why is he actually so smooth with it
Smiley:
he didn't pull a few people for nothing
Chifuyu:
got that natural charm
Sanzu-san:
He raised a brow. "What?"
Hanagaki:
"Nothing."
Makoto:
They walked home together that night. No bike. Just quiet footsteps echoing off pavement. On the doorstep, Hanagaki rubbed his arms, the night air colder than before.
Hanagaki:
“Be safe going back.”
Sanzu-san:
He paused, halfway down the steps. " … I will."
He didn’t look back. Just walked off into the dark.
Makoto:
Hanagaki stayed at the door a little longer than he needed to.
Kokonoi:
this slow burn is actually killing me ngl
Kazutora:
i want to say something but im afraid of getting my ass beaten so ill just shut up
Chifuyu:
.. 😅😅
Kazutora:
...
FUYU
Chifuyu:
i didn't say anything
Makoto:
There was no single moment where it changed.
It was in the way Sanzu didn’t flinch anymore when Hanagaki touched his arm to steady himself. It was in the way Hanagaki stopped asking if it was okay to talk. It was in the way they existed beside each other. Not comfortably, not effortlessly, but consistently.
And in the smallest things; Sanzu showing up with melon bread without being asked. Hanagaki saying, "You don’t have to stay," and Sanzu replying, "I know," but never leaving. The brief moments of eye contact that lingered just long enough to feel dangerous.
Not friendship. Not yet.
But something in that strange, quiet space between distrust and familiarity. Where the sharp edges had dulled just slightly, and neither of them knew what to do about it.
Baji:
I wish my essays are thay good
Chifuyu:
your essays are good
its just your spelling problems
Kazutora:
ngl
i had a hard time reading his letter before
you saved me fuyu
Baji:
my spellings are not tgat bad
Smiley:
tgat
Draken:
tgat
Mitsuya:
tgat
Mikey:
tgat
Baji:
okay fuck off now youre just asking your asses to be beaten
Kokonoi:
its fine kei youll get better
Baji:
see this is why hes better than all of you
Angry:
why is there no gun emoji
Kazutora:
angry behind koko's back
Kazutora sent an image
Mikey:
i was literally ab to send that
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
so do you guys just have these images laying around your gallery
Mikey:
its from our pit of depression
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
well
alright
Yuzuha:
↳ But something in that strange, quiet space between distrust and familiarity. Where the sharp edges had dulled just slightly, and neither of them knew what to do about it.
UGH just kiss alrdy idc in roleplay or irl
Senju:
give them alcohol and make them drunk then lock them up in a room with an instruction on the door 'kiss/fuck each other or no one can leave this room' taking advantage of them not being able to think properly due to drunkenness
Ran:
"senju."
Senju:
hahaha kidding!!
Smiley:
her timbers were shivered lmao
Senju:
legit just saw my life flashed before my eyes
and i think i saw a glint of metal from the corner of my eyes
which i think thats probably his katana
Yuzuha:
stay safe sen
Makoto:
The night air was cooler than usual, and they sat on the edge of a low retaining wall behind an old train yard, backs to the chain-link fence. The city buzzed distantly in the background, a low hum of neon signs and passing trains. Hanagaki was mid-story again, animated as usual, half-laughing as he spoke.
Hanagaki:
"—and then Chifuyu got mad at me because I accidentally swapped his bento with Baji-kun’s, and you know Baji-kun doesn’t even chew half the time—"
Sanzu-san:
"You talk too much," he said, cutting in.
Yuzuha:
i love how chifuyu is always the topic of their conversation
Chifuyu:
we're partners so obv ☝️☝️☝️
Kurokawa Seishu:
everytime you two say you guys are partners, its so misleading
Kakucho:
for real
one time i actually thought you two are together
Chifuyu:
STOP
its not THAT kind of partners
Mitsuya:
sure we believe you 😭
Hanagaki:
He blinked, then let out a breathy chuckle. "You say that like you don’t keep showing up to listen to it."
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t deny it. Just leaned back slightly, one hand braced against the wall, eyes fixed on the sky like the stars had something worth listening to. Then, without any warning, he said, "stop calling me with honorifics."
Senju:
WHAT THE FUCK ITS HAPPENING OMFG
Izana:
that made me rose up from my seat
Kokonoi:
real, i even applauded
Hanagaki:
He tilted his head. " …What?"
Sanzu-san:
He didn’t look at him. "It’s unnecessary. You’re not a civilian. We’re not strangers."
Makoto:
A beat passed.
Hanagaki changed one person's name
Hanagaki:
Then he gave a small, surprised smile. "Okay. Sanzu it is, then."
Makoto:
The name, without the formality, hung lightly in the air, like it didn’t quite belong there yet, but wasn’t out of place either.
Hanagaki:
He glanced sideways at him, tapping his foot idly against the bricks. " …Then you should stop being so formal with me too."
Sanzu:
He finally turned his eyes toward him, brows slightly furrowed.
Draken:
applauded for the second time
never knew seeing sanzu's name without honorifics is so reliving
Hanma:
real
Draken:
wtf
has it already been an hour
Hina:
unfortunately yeah
Hanma:
relax, relax
ik you guys are eager to see me back but lets not ruin the moment
Smiley:
the moment is alrdy ruined bcs of your presence
Hanagaki:
"Everyone else just calls me Takemichi," Hanagaki added with a slight shrug, like it wasn’t a big deal. "You don’t have to use my whole name every time. Unless you like saying it. It is kind of long."
Sanzu:
He blinked once. Then looked away again, as if dismissing the thought entirely.
Sanzu changed one person's name
Sanzu:
"…Takemichi," he muttered a second later, like he was testing it.
Makoto:
It didn’t sound casual. It sounded like someone trying on a word that didn’t quite fit their mouth yet.
Hanagaki Takemichi didn’t comment.
Takemichi:
He just smiled again, smaller this time, gaze dropping to the sidewalk between his shoes.
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
if seeing sanzu's name without honorifics is reliving, seeing 'takemichi' is even more reliving
Chifuyu:
it feels like im a woman whose husband just returned for years of war after waiting year after year and praying for a safe return
Smiley:
shut your dramatic ahh up
Ran:
i guess the mangas contributed a lot to his dramatic act
but yeah i lowkey feel the same
Senju:
i legit screamed
i think haru-nii can hear me
Ran:
"👍"
Draken:
i laughed at that why is it funny
Kazutora:
you laughed at him but not when i make jokes?
okay fake ass
Draken:
your jokes are lame
Kazutora:
@Izana beat him up
Draken:
↳ your jokes are lame
that it made me laugh
let me finish my sentence
Angry:
aint no way
Mucho:
hes def shaking in his boots 💀
Kazutora:
↳ let me finish my sentence
hm okay sure ill take that
Mitsuya:
clutch
Makoto:
The silence that followed wasn’t awkward. It was… settled. Like something had quietly clicked into place. The domesticity of it wasn’t discussed.
Takemichi:
And later, as he slipped on his coat by the door, he said it, quiet, almost an afterthought, "…Thanks for staying."
Sanzu:
He looked back at him. There was something unreadable in his gaze.
Makoto:
He didn’t say you’re welcome. Didn’t say don’t mention it. He just said:
Sanzu:
" …Don’t lock the door next time."
Emma:
??????
DONT LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME?????
WHAT
Kurokawa Seishu:
the way my eyes widened
what the hell
Takemichi:
He blinked. "What?"
Sanzu:
He was already halfway down the steps. "No point," he called back. "I’m coming anyway."
Mikey:
never knew he was this smooth
Baji:
thats how he got tgt with me
Emma:
i sense someone screaming and crying internally
Ran:
so do you and draken just have this sixth sense or something
Emma:
bcs we're meant to be
Angry:
go away
Emma:
ofc youll hate on straights too.
Angry:
i hate on everyone
Hanma:
we love inclusivity 💕
Kazutora:
i hate myself for laughing at that
Mucho:
since when do you not hate yourself
Kazutora:
i thought this is a 'bully hanagaki takemichi' so why does it turn to 'bully every single person alive'
Hina:
"just say you hate me and go"
Kazutora:
dont be so bitter
i mean you should get used to it by now
Hina:
"so do you since this is a bully everyone gc"
Kazutora:
well
Makoto:
The next time Sanzu showed up at Takemichi’s place, the door was already unlocked. He didn’t knock. Didn’t call out. Just let himself in.
The inside still looked like it belonged to someone halfway moved in. No real furniture, just the bare essentials but there was something lived-in now. A faint smell of laundry detergent and soy sauce. A jacket that wasn’t his slung over the door frame.
Kazutora:
thank you makoto for continuing bcs i dont know what to say to that
Takemichi:
His voice floated in from the kitchen. "Welcome back," he said, casual, like Sanzu had always come and gone like this.
Sanzu:
He set his coat down on the back of the only chair. "…You made tea ?"
Takemichi:
"Kettle’s still hot."
Makoto:
Sanzu didn’t say thank you, he just poured a cup. And sat down like it was habit.
Because by now, it was.
Kurokawa Seishu:
love how theres two kinds of entertainment going on here
Hanma:
me and hakkai can show you another kind of entertainment
Izana:
can you not?
Hanma:
im just suggesting 🤷♀️
Makoto:
On another night, the rain was light; misty and quiet, tapping against the windows. Takemichi sat with his legs tucked under him, curled in a worn blanket, while Sanzu flipped absently through the channels on his busted remote.
Nothing good was on. But neither of them left.
Takemichi:
He spoke first, voice low and tired. "You always stay this late."
Sanzu:
He didn’t look over. "You always fall asleep before I do."
Takemichi:
He huffed a soft laugh. "I’m starting to think you like it here."
Senju:
he also likes you
Hakkai:
loud correct buzzer noise
Mikey sent a picture
Mikey:
i searched up haru x mitchy one time and now theyre everywhere
Emma:
youre exposing yourself like that??
actually same
Yuzuha:
@Mitsuya if i were to commission you to make matching outfits for them would you do it
Mitsuya:
honestly
yeah
wtf koko
Kokonoi:
get to work
Honey Rinrin ~♪ (Rindou):
you did not just send him money💀
Mitsuya:
he did
lots of them too
Hanma:
i can take pictures of them
Hakkai:
that one you guys can trust since hes actually a good photographer
Angry:
im doubting but like... sure
Sanzu:
He said nothing for a long moment. Then, quieter: "You don’t lock the door anymore."
Takemichi:
"…You told me not to."
Sanzu:
He paused on a channel. Static-filled, too loud. He lowered the volume slightly. Then, "you listen to me too much."
Takemichi:
"You keep showing up," he replied. "That’s worse."
Ran:
thats cute
Angry:
its cuter if you just shut your mouth
Ran:
i just know you're going to say something so i braced myself
Hakkai:
@Chifuyu theres another person thats predictable other than you !! youre not alone
Chifuyu:
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BITCH KYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
Mucho:
woah there
Chifuyu:
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Mitsuya:
oh put it down
Makoto:
They didn’t look at each other. They didn’t need to. The silence between them stretched out, filled with flickering TV light and the sound of distant thunder.
The intimacy didn’t arrive like a confession. It arrived in rinsed tea cups left in the sink. In a second helmet always hanging by the d oor.
In the quiet "I’m home" murmured under Takemichi’s breath, not for himself, but to Sanzu, when he was already sitting on the floor inside, waiting. It arrived in the way Sanzu started sleeping for more than three hours at a time. In the way Takemichi started humming again when he cooked.
In the way they never talked about what they were doing, but somehow always did it together. They didn’t call it anything. But they both felt it.
Every day. Quietly. Unspoken. But there.
Kazutora:
bro just get together alrdy like????
you guys have this little shared habits as if you guys are alrdy in a long-term relationship
Draken:
its the way makoto is slowly hooking me into shipping them
Senju:
WOOHOO ALLYYYYYY ☝️☝️☝️
Hina:
makoto said a few people are going to get involved into the roleplay
if you receive a dm.... then yk what to do
Mitsuya:
lowkey scared
Chifuyu:
i js know whatever is coming is going to make me scream
do NOT say a word hanma
Hanma:
aw
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Notes:
HUZZAH IM FINISHED WITH THE ROLEPLAY now feed me ideas because I'm running out 😔
okay ngl that note i wrote it before i finished the roleplay and you can see the way I added bajifuyutora last min bcs i just remembered about them
THAT WILL BE MY NEXT PLOT and i lied ab this beinf the last part 💀 therell be another part 3 and that legit will be my last one bcs I made the story a little bit too slowburn
OH if you guys want, I can upload the roleplay like as a separate fic, like the full version IF YOU GUYS WANT 😜 just lmk okaysss
AND SORRY FOR THE DELAY YALL i was busy with my exams forgive me
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