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This is why we can’t have nice things

Summary:

Mikey:
do u want to see me lose my sanity

Hakkai:
imagine getting threatened by a kid

Mikey:
im older than u?

Hakkai:
not mentally apparently

Mikey:
MITSUYA HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I HIT YOUR VICE CAPTAIN.

Kakucho:
youll hit him?
Kakucho:
you... will hit him?
Kakucho:
you will hit ON him?
Kakucho:
you??? will??? hit him up???
Kakucho:
😮⁉️
Kakucho:
not you trying to ask him out

Mikey:
thats NOT what I MEANT

— this story is full with crackheads and idk some shits
— heads up that these are not how they act canonly
— multiple ships mentioned, including rarepairs/crackships
— this fic was taken from my wattpad acc />
— chap 1–11 were written back in 2021 & 2022, so the remaining were written in 2024 & onwards
— please read guys i swear the humour gets better..

[Old title: Tokyo revengers groupchat]

Chapter 1: The Start of it All

Notes:

Mind you, this series started during 2021 so the humour at the start is kinda... ew, to me.

 

Bear with it guys I swear it gets better later on during chapter 12... that one I wrote last year, 2024 so humour changed including the way I write 😭

 

Chapter uploaded: 28 December 2021

Chapter Text

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03:06AM

 

Someone created a groupchat

Someone added ??, ?? and others

Someone changed their nickname

Takemichi set nicknames for everyone 

Takemichi named the groupchat "Toman"

 

Takemichi: 

Hello guys!!

 

Draken has gone online

Mikey has gone online

 

Draken: 

One question, why are you still up at this hour?

 

Mikey: 

TAKEMITCHY HEYYYYY

 

Takemichi: 

Well why are YOU still up Draken

🤨⁉️

 

Draken: 

You woke up me up shithead

 

Takemichi: 

Well damn no need to curse 😐

 

Mikey:

Takemitchy, can I add someone?

Mikey: 

Well- there's a lot actually

 

Takemichi: 

Tell me who is it first 

 

Chifuyu has gone online

Baji has gone online

Angry has gone online

Smiley has gone online

 

Baji: 

Have y'all seen my lighter?

 

Draken: 

Baji wtf

 

Chifuyu: 

What are you going to do with the lighter anyway

 

Mikey: 

STOP INTERRUPTING ME I'M TRYNA TYPE THE NAMES OF PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO ADD HERE 

 

Smiley: 

YALL MAKE THE PRESIDENT MAD

 

Angry: 

Brother stop

Angry: 

Just, no

 

Baji: 

Ok no but srsly, have yall seen it anywhere?

 

Takemichi: 

Suddenly I regret creating this gc

 

Mikey: 

I forgot who I wanted to add

Mikey: 

Anyways, Takemitchy, 

Mikey: 

can you make me the admin??

Mikey: 

Can you?

Mikey: 

Please Takemitchy 🥺🥺👉👈

Mikey: 

Please my honey sugar plum sweetie pie pookie wookie snookie darling boo ba mister man bubba sweets my alpha omega beta Mitchy 🥺🥺

 

Chifuyu: 

😨😨

 

Takemichi: 

MIKEY

Takemichi: 

WHAT 😭😭

 

Baji: 

PMFAOJDKJAJD 

 

Draken: 

What is this behavior Mikey 😕

 

Smiley: 

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

Smiley: 

NOT THE NICKNAMES

 

Mitsuya has gone online

 

Mitsuya: 

I tried making dalgona

 

Angry: 

How it'd go?

 

Mitsuya: 

It was burnt 🙁

Mitsuya: 

I spent idk like an hour making them 💔

 

Takemichi made Mikey the admin

Takemichi is no longer the admin

Mikey changed everyone's nicknames

Mikey changed their nickname

 

Drakegg (Draken): 

Oh god-

Drakegg (Draken): 

Wtf Mikey 

Drakegg (Draken): 

What did I do to deserve this?

Drakegg (Draken): 

I took care of you

Drakegg (Draken): 

I'm like your mother

Drakegg (Draken): 

I'm like your father 

Drakegg (Draken): 

I'm like your brother

Drakegg (Draken): 

Why did you gave me that nickname?

 

Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):

LMFOAHDJABD

Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):

EVUSE ME?! MIKEY MICHAEL MY OTGET PARTBER 🙁💔

Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji): 

IM BOT THAT STUPID

 

K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu): 

It's okay Baji

K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):

EHAHRJW WHAT 😭😭

 

Ed Sheeran (Smiley): 

HE GOT YALL SO GOOD AHAHAHAHAHA

Ed Sheeran (Smiley): 

oh

Ed Sheeran (Smiley): 

OH NO YOU DID NOT

Ed Sheeran (Smiley): 

ILL BEAT YOU UP 👹👹

 

A precious baby (Angry): 

It's okay brother

A precious baby (Angry): 

Oh, mine's actually okay

 

100% husband material (Mitsuya): 

I'm kinda scared of what nickname he set for me-

100% husband material (Mitsuya): 

Oh

100% husband material (Mitsuya): 

Mine is also okay

100% husband material (Mitsuya): 

Well I'm glad it's nothing bad

 

Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey: 

TAKEMITCHY 

Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey: 

I SAW YOU TYPING

Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey: 

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY

 

Drakegg (Draken): 

THIS ISNT FAIR MIKEY WTH 💔💔

 

Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji): 

FR CPULDVE PICK A BETTER NAME FOR ME 

 

K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):

CRYING SOBBING SCREAMING WEEPING SNIFFING SNEEZING COUGHING PULLING MY HAIR OUT RIPPING MY HAIR GRIPPING ONTO THE SHEETS JUMPING OFF THE CLIFF JUMPING OFF THE WINDOW SLIDING DOWN ON THE DOOR DRAMATICALLY SPOUTING SOME SHITS JUMPING AROUND THE NEIGHBOORHOOD

K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu): 

🙁🥀🥀⛓⛓🖤🔫🔫

 

Ed Sheeran (Smiley): 

I DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM WTH

 

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):

It's nothing mikey- I'm just scared and worried of what nickname you give for me-

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):

NO MIKEY WHAT 😭😭

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi): 

WHY IS IT SO LONG DKABKDJ CRYING

 

Ed Sheeran (Smiley):

AYO ITS COVERING THE WHOLE SCREEN 💀

 

K-pop wannabe look alike (Chifuyu):

NAHHHH IS THAT PARTNER?

 

Looks like a nerd but is stupid (Baji):

BAHAHAHAHHA 

 

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):

 😭😭

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):

GUYS THIS AINT FUNNY 🙁💔💔

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):

PLEASE MIKEY CHANGE IT BACK

Someone that I would love to spend my whole life with I would give them kisses everyday everytime we'll be running around the field full with dandelions while we are giggling laughing and smiling with each other without worrying about anything at all someone that I owe my life to someone that I would even sacrifice my life someone that I would sell my soul to a demon just for them to be happy I will do anything for this man I can even try to learn on how to cook sew and even do the house chores for them because they deserve the entire world the entire universe this man need to be protected at all cost because I love them sm like a brother (Takemichi):

SOMEONE HELP 🙁

 

Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey made Drakegg (Draken) the admin

Talented, brilliant, superb, amazing, one and only, Mikey is no longer the admin

Drakegg changed their nickname

Draken changed everyone's nicknames

 

Draken:

Your welcome

 

Takemitchy:

THANK YOU SM 

Takemitchy:

ILY <333

Takemitchy:

no homo

 

Baji:

YOUTE NY LIVE SAVIUR

 

Chifuyu:

^

 

Smiley:

^^

 

Man-child (Mikey):

NAURRRR

Man-child (Mikey):

AYO KENCHIN 😭⁉️⁉️

 

Mitsuya:

Deserved 

 

Hakkai has gone online

 

Hakkai:

What happened here-

Hakkai:

Yall woke me up and it's only 4am

 

Angry:

It's already 4??? 

 

Draken made Takemichi the admin

Draken is no longer the admin

Takemichi added 3 people

Takemichi set nicknames for them

 

Draken:

Please no

 

Kazutora:

SURPRISE SHAWTYYYY

 

 

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Chapter 2: Sticky Notes

Notes:

I internally cringed at this but yk

Chapter uploaded: 28 December 2021

Chapter Text

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At the "Toman" groupchat

04:49AM

 

Kazutora:

SURPRISE SHAWTYY

 

Man-child (Mikey):

Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

Man-child (Mikey):

How tf did you have your phone

 

Kazutora:

I forced the guard to give me my phone 👹👹

Kazutora:

Also I'm honored to be in here bonus part is that I got added by michi <33

 

Baji:

Tora wgat 

 

Takemitchy:

:)

 

Sanzu has gone online

Mucho has gone online

 

Man-child (Mikey):

And how tf do you have their number Takemitchy?

 

Takemitchy:

I asked for them ofc 

Takemitchy:

It's hard getting them 😭

Takemitchy:

They're scary

 

Sanzu:

What

Sanzu:

I'm not that scary tf

 

Smiley:

Stop lying to yourself LMAO

 

Draken:

Go to sleep, we have school today 

 

Mitsuya has gone offline 

Angry has gone offline

Chifuyu has gone offline 

Hakkai has gone offline

Kazutora has gone offline

 

Baji:

But im hunfry af

 

Draken:

No

 

Baji has gone offline

Mucho has gone offline

 

Smiley: 

PLEASE WHY IS MUCHO EVEN ONLINE IF HES NOT GOINF TO SAY ANYTHUNF 

 

Man-Child (Mikey):

BAGHSAJHSBN

 

Takemitchy:

Leave the poor man alone 🤕🤕

 

Draken:

YALL GO TO SLEEP FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

Smiley:

Well DAMN no need to be aggressive 🥶👆

 

Takemitchy:

Says from the person who chose violence to everything 

 

Smiley:

Stfu, you wanna go?

 

Takemitchy:

Lmao no thanks

Takemitchy:

I don't want to spend my time on useless things

Takemitchy:

Goodbye

 

Takemitchy has gone offline

Smiley has gone offline

 

Man-child (Mikey):

WHO RAUGHT MITCHY TO BE SO SASSY 

 

Draken:

Me

Draken:

Go to sleep Mikey

Draken:

No excuses

 

Man-child (Mikey):

🙁💔

 

Draken has gone offline

Man-child has gone offline

 

—————

 

At the "Toman" groupchat

09:23PM

 

Man-Child (Mikey) has gone online

Hakkai has gone online

Angry has gone online

Peh-Yan has gone online

Baji has gone online

 

Man-child (Mikey):

PLEASE I FORGOT WHOS THE ADMIN

Man-child (Mikey):

HWOEVER IT IS PLEASE CHANGE IT BACK

 

Baji:

Dobt change it vack

Baji:

Ya deserce that bame

 

Peh-yan:

Please fix your spellings

Peh-yan:

I almost had a stroke reading that

 

Chifuyu has gone online

Takemitchy has gone online

 

Takemitchy:

NO CFHIFUYU SHUT UP

Takemitchy:

DONT SAY ANYTHING

Takemitchy:

I SAW TOU TYPING FUCKER

Takemitchy:

AMD I KNOW YORU LAUGHIN BEHIDN TGE DAMN SCREEN

Takemitchy:

JUST SGUT UP 

 

Man-child (Mikey):

WOAH MITCHY

Man-child (Mikey):

What even happened-

 

Takemitchy:

NO WHY WOUDL YOU ASKEGD TGAT WUESITON MIEKY 🙁🙁

 

Chifuyu:

WELL IM GAKF YOU ASKED MIKEY 🤩😍‼️

 

Takemitchy:

NAUR STOP STOPFBAKND 

Takemitchy:

IM GOINF TO CRY FR

Takemitchy:

THIS SU NIT FUNNY FUYU 

Takemitchy:

SKFJQJD IM FINNA BE AN EMO NOW 😞🥀🥀🥀⛓⛓💔💔

 

Kazutora has gone online

Draken has gone online

Mitsuya has gone online

Sanzu has gone online

 

Draken:

What with the ruckus

 

Mitsuya:

My phone wouldn't stop vibrating

 

Hakkai:

Taka-chan, that sounds so wrong 😟😟

 

Baji:

HAJXHAJSHA I AGREE WITF WGAT HE SAID

 

Chifuyu:

To answer your question Mikey, this happened at partner's school today

Chifuyu:

He got detention becausedhdb93)9!&:)2j

 

Angry:

I feel like something bad is coming

 

Takemitchy:

SKMEOEN TAKE CIFHUYS PHOEN PRIVELIEGES 

Takemitchy:

I VANT DO RHIS SHIT NO MORE 

Takemitchy:

BAHI YOUER TEH FIRST DIBISION CAPTAIN GO TAHE ASAY HSI PHOBE PRIVELIEGES

 

Baji:

Ill jusr ask Fuyu wgat hapoened on priv chat

 

Takemitchy:

Y'all fake af 

 

Peh-yan:

I can sense some bs is coming so imma go

 

Peh-yan has gone offline

Angry has gone offline

Hakkai has gone offline

 

Mitsuya:

I'll stay bc I kinda want to see what Takemitchy did to get detention

 

Sanzu:

^

 

Kazutora:

^^

 

Man-child (Mikey):

^^^

 

Baji:

LMFOAHDVQJDB BAHAHHAHAHAHA

Baji:

YOU DID TGAT SHIR IN CLASS

 

Takemitchy:

I GRO DRGAGED STDU

Takemitchy:

DTIP LAUHIGM💔💔

 

Kazutora:

Just tell us what is it already

Kazutora:

I'm getting tired of waiting 😒😒

 

Chifuyu:

Takemitchy and his small group of friends, Mizo Middle Five got caught by their teacher doing a small omega verse roleplay on sticky notes which they passed to each other during class 😭😭

 

Mitsuya:

OMG NOOOO AHGDHAGD😭

 

Draken:

You did what now 😨😨⁉️

 

Kazutora:

LMFAODHABDB NOT OMEGA VERSE

 

Man-child (Mikey):

NOT RHE ROLEPLAY

Man-child (Mikey):

IM HOLLERING

 

Takemitchy:

YALL TGAU AINT FUNNY

Takemitchy:

TGE PRINCIPLE EVEN TOKD US TO REAG THAT SGRI IN FRKNT OF HIM 😞😞

Takemitchy:

HE LOOKED SO DOBE WITG US 

Takemitchy:

HE GOT NO RIGTGS TO TAKE 15 YEARS OFF MY LIFE WITG TVAT STARE 

 

Chifuyu:

WHO EVEB STARTED THE ROLEPLAY IN TGE FIRST PLACE LMAO

 

Takemitchy:

HDJAJDJEH THEM 

 

Man-child (Mikey):

JEGJAHD TAKEMITCHY ADD THEM AND RECREATE THE ROLEPLAY HERE

 

Kazutora:

SHAHAHAH DO IT MICHI

Kazutora:

ILL DO ANYTHING JUDT FOR YOU TO ADD YOUR FRIENDS AND RECREATE THE ROLEPLAY HERE

 

Takemitchy:

Oh?? Anything?

 

Kazutora:

YES ANYRHINF

Kazutora:

.

Kazutora:

I feel like you're going to make me do smth horrible-

 

Takemitchy:

Send nudes to me privately

 

Kazutora:

.

Kazutora:

I know you're joking but I will

 

Takemitchy:

KAZU— PLEASE-

 

Chifuyu:

NAHHHH WHAT IS RHIS BEHAVIOUR PARTNER 😟⁉️⁉️

Chifuyu:

YOURE CHESTING ON HINA LIKE THIS? IN FRONT OF TOMAN? THE AUDACITY

 

Takemitchy added 4 people to the gc

Takemichi set nicknames for them

 

Takemitchy:

AKKUN HFKSJDJD THEYRE BULLYING ME 

 

Atsushi (Akkun):

Who?

 

Yamagishi:

WHY AM I IN TOMAN'S GC-

 

Takemitchy:

I'll explain to you guys in our other gc 

 

Takemitchy has gone offline

Yamagishi has gone offline

Makoto has gone offline

Takuya has gone offline

Akkun has gone offline

 

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At "Daddy kink" groupchat

10:13pm

 

Everyone has gone online 

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

Mind explaining why we're added to Toman's GC🤨

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

SO 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

I- I- I- I- I- t-told ch-ch-chif-chif- chifuyu-

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

Michi what 😟

 

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

NOT THE STUTTERING OVER TEXT SKADJQHD WHEEZING

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

As if you're any better 🤕

Our mommy (Takemichi):

Anyways 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

itoldchifuyuaboutouromegaverseroleplayandhefuxkingbetrayedmebytellungittotomanandmikeywantsustorecreateitinthegc

 

Kitten #3 (Takuya):

NOOOOO WHY WOULD U TELL HIM 😿😿

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

I NEWD TO GRT IT OFF MY CHEST OKAY 

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

I had a stroke reading that

Our daddy (Akkun):

Someone pls tell what he's saying 

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagish):

"I told Chifuyu about our omega verse roleplay and he fucking betrayed me by tellling it to Toman and Mikey wants us to recreate it in the gc"

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

PH HELL NAW I AINT DOING THAT SHIT AGAIN 

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

It's all makoto's fault, he dragged us into this 😿💔💔

 

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

KSGAJRHJW WDYM I DRAGGED U GUYS👺

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

I KNOW YOU AITN TALKING YOU OMEGA MF 👹

Kitten #3 (Makoto):

ABSENT ALPHA BEHAVIOR 😪😪

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

JDHAKDJJW WAIT WHO TF GAVE ME THE OMEGA ROLE 👹👹👹

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

.

 

Kitten #3 (Takuya):

.

Kitten #3 (Takuya):

It's yamagishi 

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

THE BETRAYAL 

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

Let's just get this over with 

 

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At the "Toman" groupchat

10:20pm

 

Kazutora:

I don't get what's the hype or what's so attractive of getting called by your full name like 🤨⁉️

 

Man-child (Mikey):

Kazutora Hanemiya.

 

Kazutora:

.

Kazutora:

Oh

Kazutora:

Nvm

Kazutora:

I take back my words.

Kazutora:

That's attractive 😍😍

 

Man-child (Mikey):

NAH WTH 

 

Draken:

Kazutora no-

 

Takemitchy has gone online

Akkun has gone online

Yamagishi has gone online

Makoto has gone online 

Takuya has gone online

 

Takemitchy:

I'm back 😇

Takemitchy:

I'm totally okay 🥰

 

Chifuyu:

Stop lying to yourself partner

Chifuyu:

It's not good

 

Takemitchy:

STFU DKAJRKE YOU AINT MY PARTNER NO MORE YOU BACK STABBER YOURE THE CUASE OF MY AUFFETING RN 

 

Baji:

LMFOAJDKABD GET REVKED FUYU

 

Chifuyu:

PARTNER IM SO SORYEHDKWHF

Chifuyu:

FORGIVE ME 

Chifuyu:

JDHAKDJ 

 

Akkun:

Since y'all asked for it,,,we have no choice but to do it 

 

Man-child (Mikey):

DAMN FINALLY I WAS ETTING TIRED OF WAIJTNN

 

Takuya:

KSHSKE let's start off with our roles- 

 

 

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Chapter 3: Omegaverse Roleplay [PT1]

Notes:

I CRINGED oh my...

 

Chapter uploaded: 28 December 2021

Chapter Text

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At the "Toman" groupchat

10:25pm

 

Takuya: 

KSHSKE let's start off with our roles-

 

Takemichi:

Someone tell em our roles, I ain't doing that shit

 

Akkun:

Takemichi - omega

 

Takemitchy:

AND HERE I THOUVBT YORUE BETTER😕

Takemitchy:

YOU DARE BETRYARD YORU WIFE LIKE THAT 💔

 

Chifuyu:

PARTNWR WHAT 

 

Man-child(mikey):

AYODHKAJDJE WIFE ⁉️⁉️

 

Takuya:

NISAJHS AKKUN MADE MOMMY MAD

 

Akkun:

Stfu, be glad I volunteered to tell them our roles

Akkun:

And michi be glad I'm your husband 👺

 

Draken:

I know you guys are weird af but I didnt expect this AT ALL

 

Yamagishi:

Why not just change our names I mean it'll be more easier to see

 

Takemitchy:

HOW COME YOU GUYS ARE SO CALM ABOUT THIS WTH

 

Takuya:

So yorue just going to act like as if all of us arent panicking in our other gc 🤨

 

Takemitchy:

Oh right lol 

Takemitchy:

I forgot I'm the admin hold on-

 

Man-child (Mikey):

CHANGE MY NAME WHIEK YEOHE AT IT

 

Takemitchy changed their name

Takemitchy changed 5 people's name

 

Omega Takemichi:

There, I did it

Omega Takemichi:

GAED I wanna bury myself 6ft deep

 

Kazutora:

KHDJAHE ILL COUNT FROM 3 THEN YALL START

Kazutora:

3

 

Alpha Akkun:

JAHJSGW AT LEAST GIVE US SOME TIME TO PREPAE OURSELVES

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

FR DKABJDB ITS ALL MAKOTO'S FAULT

 

Beta Takuya:

I SECOND THAT

 

Narrator Makoto:

STOP BLAMINF ME FUCKERS

Narrator Makoto:

I DIDNT EMAN IT I SWEAR

 

Kazutora:

Y'all already have enough time to prepare

Kazutora:

2

Kazutora:

1

 

Mikey:

AND ACTION

 

Mitsuya:

Why am I already invested in this 😭

 

Draken:

No bc same 😕

 

Narrator Makoto:

Before anything- I would like to say that we're just sayign things that we wrote on the sticky notes AND BESIDES THIS IS A RECREATION SO

Narrator Makoto:

Anyways,

Narrator Makoto:

"Takemichi is walking side by side with Akkun and Yamagishi. School just ended and both alpha are walking the blonde to his home."

 

Kazutora:

WAIR ARE RHET FIGHUTBG FOR TAKEMICHI LMAOOO

 

Chifuyu:

NAHHH YALL DID NOT

 

Mikey:

PLEASE IS THAT THE START OF YALL CONVERSATION AKHFAJBS

 

Alpha Akkun:

Believe it or not, yes that's the start

Alpha Akkun:

"Makoto wtaf, we're in class"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"WAIT WHY AM I AN ALPHA"

 

Beta Takuya:

"I should've expect this coming"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"why am I included in this"

 

Draken:

I still can't believe y'all did this in class

 

Sanzu:

I'm sleepy rn but this is more important

 

Beta Takuya:

"Why can't y'all just focus in class"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"YOU SHOULD KNOW that we all for sure ain't paying attention to the class. ALSO OMEGA MICHI"

 

Alpha Akkun:

"I'm trying my best </3 and michi being an omega sounds right"

 

Omega Takemichi:

WAIT HOMD ON HPLD ON WTF WHY DIDNT I NOTICED THAT 😭😭

 

Baji:

LMAOJDJA OOC ALERT 

 

Mikey:

Whoever agree that michi suit being an omega raise your hand

Mikey:

🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Chifuyu:

🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Draken:

Sorry Takemitchy but 🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Mitsuya:

...🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Baji:

🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Kazutora:

You just gave off the vibes mitchy 🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Sanzu:

🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Narrator Makoto:

🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Alpha Takuya:

Sorry not sorry 🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Alpha Akkun:

^^ 🙋🏻‍♂️

 

Omega Takemichi:

WOW 😐 y'all fake af

Omega Takemichi:

Go fuck yourselves /srs

 

Mikey:

MITCHY NODHAJFHJS 

 

Kazutora:

ENOUGH

Kazutora:

Please continue the roleplay 🥰

Kazutora:

I want to laugh at something, it's bored being held in this prison 

 

Narrator Makoto:

...okay 

Narrator Makoto:

"Takemichi shivered because of the cold breeze, and Akkun took the chance to gave the omega his jacket. PASS THIS TO MICHI"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Ain't no way I'm doing that shit"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"OH CMON MICHI DONT BE SUCH A BUMMER ILL DO ANYTHING FLR YOU JUST DO IT"

 

Kazutora:

DIJAWOD NOT THE "ILL DO ANTHUNGN FOR YOU" 

 

Mitsuya:

We all know for sure Takemitchy is going to make him to do smth bad

 

Draken:

I second that

 

Omega Takemichi:

SHUT UPPPP IM NOT THAT EVIL

Omega Takemichi:

"Anything? Well then, we're doing 'it', my house, tomorrow at 9pm."

 

Mikey:

WAIT MICHI ARE U FR 😭😭

 

Chifuyu:

PARTNER AINT NO WAY YOU SAID THAT YOU SRILL HAVE A GF PARTNER

 

Baji:

WITGOUT THE "/j"

 

Sanzu:

Not the exact time and place 💀

 

Kazutora:

SOROAIJDKE NO ARE U SRSLY BEING FR MICHI

 

Mitsuya:

Wait didn't Mitchy said that their principle told them to read the roleplay outloud in front of him, so does that mean 😨

 

Omega Takemichi:

SOTP REMINFIGN ME AVIUT THE PRINCIPLE HE TOOK 15 YEARS OFF MY LIFE I REPEAT

Omega Takemichi:

15 Y E A R S

Omega Takemichi:

WITH THAT SCARY STARE OF HIS </3

 

Alpha Akkun:

"I thought you're better than this Michi"

 

Beta Takuya:

"Believe it or not, he's always like this. He once said that to me. Forever traumatized"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"I'm just joking, learn how to take jokes, and fine I'll do it but just this once, also Yamagishi buy me some fries after school"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"No bc I really thought you're being fr about doing 'it' "

 

Narrator Makoto:

"You guys are taking so long"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"O-oh, thanks Akkun *smiles sweetly*"

 

Draken:

I cant- the second hand embarrassment 

 

Chifuyu:

😭😭💀

 

Narrator Makoto: 

"Damn finally, Akkun blushed because of the sight in front of him. Yamagishi, on the other hand is getting jealous"

 

Mitsuya:

Why is it kinda entertaining 😞

 

Mikey:

Guess who's screenshotting these and sending them to Emma telling her to send it to Hina 🥰

 

Omega Takemichi:

Do you want me to send the screenshots of you simping and drooling for some random dilfs on the street? 

 

Mikey:

Guess who's deleting the screenshots 🥰

 

Draken:

Excuse me what

 

Baji:

No because I gotta admit that those random dilfs on the street is hot 😍🤤

Baji:

I'm hotter ofc

 

Chifuyu:

BAJI–SAN 

 

Sanzu:

NOT HIM HAVING CORRECT SPELLING ONCE HE TALKED ABIUT THE DILFS 💀

 

Kazutora:

Enough with dilfs, cna we talk about milfs

Kazutora:

For example, Chifuyu's mom 🤤🤤

 

Chifuyu:

EXCHSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SYA

Chifuyu:

DONT DRGA MY MOM INTO THIS 

 

Mikey:

So @Chifuyu, when's your mom free?😏

 

Chifuyu:

I DONT WANT YOU TO BE MY FATGET NO 👹

 

Draken:

Y'all stfu, this is getting off topic 

 

Mikey:

OH RIGHT THE ROLEPLAY

 

Omega Takemichi:

Goddamnit why did you have to remind them Draken

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"So Takemichi, you're free tomorrow right?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"O-oh uhm yes...w-Why did you ask Yama-kun? *turns around to face Yamagishi, tilting his head to the side*"

 

Kazutora:

I have a question

Kazutora:

Why is Takemichi good at this kind of things

Kazutora:

Perhaps-

 

Omega Takemichi:

Stop it right there Kazutora Hanemiya.

 

Kazutora:

OMG KMG

Kazutora:

OMFG

Kazutora:

YOU DID BOT JSUT CLLA ME BY NY FULL MBAM

Kazutora:

SOGP WHY IS IT SO ATTRACIRVE

Kazutora:

LWHDJAHJDB

Kazutora:

ILL ESCAPE FROM THSI RPISON RN ANYRHIFN DOR YOU MICHI

Kazutora:

CAWLHXKWJ MICHI DEGRADE ME MORE 

Kazutora:

OVE BEEN A BAD VIY THESE DAYS 

 

Baji:

I didbr know you hace a defrafing kink Tora-

 

Mitsuya:

Pack up kid, it's not safe here👜👨‍👦

 

Chifuyu:

Let's go mom 👜🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

 

Omega Takemichi:

I did not expect that at all

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"Oh well I was wondering if I can take you out on a date tomorrow"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"E-eh?!?! Yama-kun?! A d-d-d-d-date?! With you???"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"Yes a date, me and you, together. What do you say?"

 

Beta Takuya:

"Ah! Michi-Chan! Why are you so late? I'm worried sick you know that"

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Thank you for your cooperation Takuya, anyways- all of them looked at Takuya who's standing in front of Takemichi's door, worry can be seen all over his face"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"I'm sorry Takuya-kun, I was on cleaning duties and don't worry! These two men right here accompany me back home *walked to Yamagishi and held his hands* also Yama-kun, I would love to go on a date with you tomorrow!!"

 

Chifuyu:

Partner is carrying this whole roleplay 

 

Mikey:

MATERIAL GWORLLLL 😍😍

 

Draken:

And I thought he hates these kind of things 

 

Kazutora:

SHISH MAYBE HE HAVE EXPERIENCE IDK

Kazutora:

Also continue pls 

 

Narrator Makoto:

"This made the other alpha's blood boil"

 

Mitsuya:

WAIT I HAVE A FEKLING ANGST IS COMING

 

Sanzu:

This roleplay is better than my English essay

 

Chifuyu:

OH NO WHATS GOING TO HAPPENED TO TJEM

 

Draken:

Not y'all getting really invested in this

 

Mikey:

I know you ain't talking kenchin 

 

Kazutora:

CONTINUE CONTINUE THIS IS JUST GETTKNG STARTED

 

 

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Chapter 4: Omegaverse Roleplay [PT2]

Summary:

Good grief this is killing me

 

Chapter uploaded: 30 December 2021

Chapter Text

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Kazutora:

CONTINUE CONTINUE THIS IS JUST GETTKNG STARTED

 

Hakkai has gone online 

 

Hakkai:

My phone won't stop ringing-

Hakkai:

Anyways what happened here?

 

Kazutora:

Just scroll back up 

 

Hakkai:

I feel like I'm going to see some unexpected weird shits if I do but w.e

 

Beta Takuya:

"Where is this story going?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Stop idek"

 

Chifuyu:

Questioning on how this is more interesting than the mangas I've read 

 

Sanzu:

Fr fr 

 

Omega Takemichi:

We had gone through some phases 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Alpha Akkun:

Why are you exposing us and yourself like that🤕🤕

 

Narrator Makoto:

"After that happened, Yamagishi and takemichi soon dated each other. Something happened in their relationship and Takemichi then had enough so he decided to take a step forward"

 

Draken:

I'm crying what the fuck is this 😭😭

 

Mikey:

AYO WHAT HAPPENED ⁉️⁉️

 

Mitsuya:

Aint no way that this happened in class, I refuse to believe that

Mitsuya:

This roleplay is too good wth

 

Beta Takuya:

Dw I also cnat believe that this happened in class 

 

Mitsuya:

I'm concerned about you guys

 

Omega Takemichi:

I'm concerned of myself too so dw Mitsuya kun

Omega Takemichi:

"Okay that's it, I had enough."

 

Beta Takuya:

"M-micchan!!"

 

Draken:

wait what 🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Hakkai:

I read the whole thing 

 

Sanzu:

Do you like their roleplay?

 

Hakkai:

I actually like it 😭😭

 

Mikey:

Continue pls guys, I wanna know what happened that cuaes mitchy to be like that 

 

Chifuyu:

I can tell that you're enjoying this

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Takemichi dragged Takuya whos naked, out of his house, why he's acting like this you asked? Well Takemichi had enough of his toxic relationship with Yamagishi. And Yamagishi always came to his house just so he can hook up with the beta, Takemichi didn't mind at first because he thought it's just an accident but it keeps happening. Takemichi didn't care if Takuya is naked or not, he just want Takuya to leave"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Stop with the act Yamagishi-San, let's just break up. I cant take this anymore!"

 

Draken:

Wow you're such a jerk Yamagishi

 

Baji:

I afree witg what darekn said

 

Alpha Yamagishi has gone offline

 

Mikey:

WAIT NO DONT GO 

 

Kazutora:

YOU STILL HAVE A ROLEPLAY TO FOMPLETE 

 

Omega Takemichi:

Please excuse me for a minute

 

Omega Takemichi has gone offline

 

Beta Takuya:

DAD MOM IS CHEATING ON YOU 

 

Narrator Makoto:

NSJJQKDN NOOO I DONT WANT OUR FAMILY TO SPLIT UP 😭😭

 

Alpha Akkun:

STOP THJS😭 

 

Kazutora:

NO OUR MAIN CHARACTERS IS NTO HERE 

 

Hakkai:

OWHDIHWB NOOO ITS ALL DRAKEN AND BAJI'S FAULT🤬🤬

 

Draken:

WTF

Draken:

HOW IS IT MY FAILT 

 

Baji:

TEHA HEO IS UT MY FUAKT 

 

Sanzu:

You guys called Yamagishi a jerk 😔

 

Chifuyu:

Shame on you guys😔

 

Mitsuya:

I'm disappointed 😔

 

Draken:

MOTSUYA WHAT 

 

Omega Takemichi has gone online

Alpha Yamagishi has gone online

 

Draken:

IM SORRU YAMAGISHI HDKAHDJ 

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

Yamagishi is not here 

 

Beta Takuya:

NO YAKL BROEJ MY BROTHER 

 

Narrator Makoto:

NOOOO BRO 

Narrator Makoto:

WE HAVENT EVEN PLATONICALLY FUCK EACH TOEHT YEET DOTN LEVA EME 

 

Kazutora:

DOES PLATONICALLY FUCK EAHC OTHER EVEN EXIST

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

Calm down guys, yamagishi's asleep

 

Chifuyu:

THE WHO TF ARE YIU

Chifuyu:

G A S P

 

Sanzu:

NOT THE DRAMTIC GASP IM CYRING

 

Chifuyu:

PERHAPS HE GOT KIDDNAPPED AND WERE TALKJGN TO HIS KIDNAPPER RN

 

Mikey:

CALL THE POLICE

 

Kazutora:

ON IT

 

Mitsuya:

GOODBYE I FGROT YOURE DITLL IN JAIL 

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

Y'all calm down, he didn't get kidnapped

Alpha Yamagishi:

It's me, Takemichi 

Alpha Yamagishi:

Like I said earlier, he's asleep

 

Mitsuya:

He could be someone else prentending as Takemichi yk

 

Chifuyu:

Oh

Chifuyu:

Wait

 

Hakkai:

How'd you know he's asleep and how'd you get his phone?? 🤨🤨

 

Baji:

Deos that mesn

 

Beta Takuya:

YOU GUYS ARE TOEGTHER ⁉️⁉️

 

Draken:

What's up with you guys comepletig each other sentnenxe 

 

Alpha Akkun:

Wow michi, showing this to Hina and said "Takemichi's cheating on you with Yamagishi"

 

Mitsuya:

The way you guys ignored my statement 💔

 

Omega Takemichi:

SOFODJKAND SROP

Omega Takemichi:

STOP 

Omega Takemichi:

LET ME EPCLAIN FIRIST

 

Alpha Akkun:

I'm listening

 

Omega Takemichi:

SO YAMAGISHI SUAD HED DO ANYHINF FOR ME RIGHT? SO I SAID TO HIM TO BUY ME FRIES AFTER SHXOOL AND HE DID SO AFTER THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THINGS AND SHIT IT WAS GETTING LATE AND YAMAGISHIS HOUSE IS FAR AWAY DO HE DECIDED TO SLEPE AT MY HOSIE TONIGHT AND I AGREED OFC BC HES MY FRIEND 

 

Alpha Akkun:

Oh

Alpha Akkun:

Ok then

 

Mikey:

HELPDJAJ THE LACK OF EMOTIOGN IS KILLIGN ME 

 

Kazutora:

Well now that's settled

 

Hakkai:

Continue 👹

 

Narrator Makoto:

Please yiu guys are enjoyign this 

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"Micchan yk we can work things out"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"No, we're done here. You can continue your relationship with Takuya *slowly walks away*"

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"Cmon micchan *lets out his pheromones to calm down the omega*"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"*scowling* Stop it Yamagishi-san, your tricks wont work on me anymore"

 

Alpha Akkun:

"Ah, micchan? What's going-...on..?"

 

Narrator Makoto:

Anddd that's when the teacher caught us 🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Alpha Akkun:

After the detention, we got invited to the drama club 😭😭

 

Kazutora:

LMFOABDJAKJD 

 

Chifuyu:

HAHSHAHSH PELASE 

 

Sanzu:

The invitation to the drama club took me out 💀💀

 

Draken:

Same-

 

Omega Takemichi changed their name

Takemichi kicked out 4 people 

Takemichi has gone offline 

 

Baji:

JSHAJHD HE LEDT AS SOPN THEYRE FINOSGED 

 

Mitsuya:

That was- entertaining ngl

 

Chifuyu:

Theyre weird 😭😭 randomly starting a roleplay in the middle of the class, I could never

 

Mikey:

Fr fr 

 

Angry has gone online

 

Angry:

I just got attacked by some gang members 

Angry:

I just wanted to buy some chips bro leave me tf alone

 

Takemichi has gone online

Takemichi added 4 people

Takemichi set names for them

 

Draken:

Oh god

 

Hanma:

HEY TOMAN~~ ♡

 

Rindou:

Sup fuckers

 

Ran:

Now now rin don't be rude

 

Kakucho:

hello

 

Mikey:

WHAT

 

 

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Chapter 5: Need To Know

Notes:

The underline text is the lyrics
For eg.
"Wanna know what it's like?"
also the song is 'Need to know' by Doja Cat

 

Chapter uploaded: 5 January 2022

Chapter Text

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At the "Toman" groupchat

11:12pm

 

Hanma:

HEY TOMAN~~ ♡

 

Rindou:

Sup fuckers

 

Ran:

Now now rin don't be rude

 

Kakucho:

hello

 

Mikey:

WHAT

 

Draken:

Wtf are they doing in here Mitchy 😭 gawd I feel like I'm going to lose more braincells 

 

Takemichi:

I bumped into them this evening when Yamagishi treat me some fries 

Takemichi:

They gave me their number so I decided why not add them here 😍

Takemichi:

The more the merrier they said 

 

Takemichi has changed the groupchat name to "mentally unstable 📉"

 

Chifuyu:

DAMN PARTNER NO NEED TO POINT THAT SHI OUT 

 

Kazutora:

Alr goodbye people I'm tired asf

 

Kazutora has gone offline

Hakkai has gone offline 

Mitsuya has gone offline

Baji has gone offline

Smiley has gone online

 

Smiley:

I accidentally woke up and can't go back to sleep 😔

 

Mikey:

Just sleep

 

Smiley:

Wow geez thanks for the advice

Smiley:

I totally didn't knew about that 

Smiley:

So shocking wow 

Smiley:

Just cant believe how smart you are 

 

Chifuyu:

IM CEYING

Chifuyu:

THE DEY RPLIES HAD ME DEAD

 

Hanma:

@Takemichi

 

Draken:

STOP WHATEVER YOURE TRYIN TO DO 

 

Takemichi:

I'm scared 🚶🏻‍♀️

Takemichi:

And why are you tagging me 

 

Angry:

OH ITS YOU GUYS

 

Smiley:

What happened

 

Angry:

@Ran and @Rin attacked me while I trying to buy some chips 💔💔

 

Takemichi:

Why did you guys attacked Angry 

Takemichi:

So not cool of you

 

Draken:

So we're just going to ignore the fact that Angry went out to the store at 11pm? 

 

Mikey:

That and the haitani brothers are here instead of being on Roppongi 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Chifuyu:

Well yeah-

 

Ran:

Listen listen, he just pissed me off

 

Angry:

I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHIGN TO YOU DUDE????????

 

Rindou:

You did, you stared at us

 

Angry:

BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BLOCKING THE FUCKING WAY TO THE DAMN STORE 

 

Takemichi:

Calm down Souya

 

Smiley:

SOUYA?

 

Mikey:

SOUYAAAA??????

 

Angry:

Yes that's my name, I'm aware of it

 

Takemichi:

Why are you guys using caplocks-

 

Sanzu:

Since when did you call him by that?

 

Takemichi:

Just now

Takemichi:

His name sounds nice so I just use that instead of his nickname, "Angry" 💪💪

 

Hanma:

@Takemichi

 

Takemichi:

What is it Hanma??

 

Hanma:

Wanna know what it's like?

 

Takemichi:

What

 

Draken:

Alr you guys can solve y'all problem in another gc or w.e

Draken:

And tf you mean by that Hanma 

 

Ran:

@Takemichi Baby show me what it's like

 

Takemichi:

EZCUSE ME WHAT

Takemichi:

WHY TF ARE YOU CALLING ME BABY

Takemichi:

IS RHAT AN INSULT OR A NICKNAME-

 

Chifuyu:

Partner do be having a crisis 

 

Takemichi:

Shut up😒👎

 

Sanzu:

What's up with you guys tagging Takemichi 💀

 

Rindou:

I don't really got no type, 

Rindou:

I just wanna fuck all night @Takemichi

 

Takemichi:

AGAIN EXCUSE ME WHAT TF ARE YOU GUYS SAYING 😭😭😭

 

Mikey:

MITCHY

Mikey:

I DIDNT KNOW YOURE GAY 🤯

 

Smiley:

BE WHO YOU ARE~~~~ FOR YOUR PRIDE~~~~~ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Takemichi:

IM NOT GAY WHAT

 

Draken:

Takemichi is that kind of person where they said that they're straight but will get turned on and then come by some men 😭😭

 

Takemichi:

IM CRYING IM NOT LIKE THAT 💔💔

 

Takemichi added one person

Takemichi changed their name

 

Takemichi:

HINA THEYRE BULLYING ME 

 

Hina has gone online

 

Chifuyu:

WHY IS SHE ONLJNE AT THIS HORU

 

Hina:

What are you talking about??? And what's with the groupchat name-

Hina:

Oh 

Hina:

Hina didn't know you're that type of person Takemichi

 

Hanma:

LMFAOHDKAJB 

 

Kakucho:

@Takemichi Baby I need to know~

 

Hina:

Well that's that, I mean you're just joking around with your friends. So now that's settled, Hina will be leaving now bye

 

Hina left the groupchat

 

Mikey:

IM SORRY FOR LAUGJGJN MITCHY

 

Takemichi:

🖕🖕

 

 

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Takemichi created a groupchat

Takemichi added 4 people

Takemichi set names for everyone

Everyone is online

 

Takemichi:

WAIT WAIT

Takemichi:

Y'all are doing a lyric prank right right?

Takemichi:

Need to know Doja Cat??

 

Kakucho:

JOW

 

Hanma:

That fast?

 

Takemichi:

HDKAJEJ CSN I JOIN???

 

Ran:

I mean sure why not

 

Takemichi:

HEHEHHEHE

 

 

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At the "Mentally unnstable📉" groupchat

11:14pm

 

Rindou:

I just been fantasizing 😪

Rindou:

And we got a lotta time 

 

Ran:

Baby, come throw the pipe 

Ran:

Gotta know what it's like @Takemichi

 

Chifuyu:

I still dont get it on how Partner became close to four of them 🤨

 

Sanzu:

they're literally from different gangs

 

Kazutora has gone online 

 

Kazutora:

INJUST REMEMBER SMTH

 

Mikey:

I thought you went to sleep?

 

Kazutora:

I did but I woke up bc I remember smth 

Kazutora:

DOTN INTERRUPTBME 

Kazutora:

Anyways 

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

BBL MIKEY 😍😍😘🤪💋💋💅🏼💅🏼‼️‼️

 

Draken:

NO YOU DID NOT JSUT KAHDKAHD

 

Chifuyu:

IM HOLLERING

 

Sanzu:

STOPJDKANF 

 

Smiley:

BAHAHHAHAHAHA NOT THE EMOJIS

 

Mikey:

IM FRYING

 

Takemichi:

FRYING????

 

Mikey:

*CRYING 

Mikey:

LEAVE ME ALONE TF 💔

 

Takemichi changed one person's name

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

YALL FAKE 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

WTF TAKEMITCHY 💔💔💔

 

Ran:

I didn't know Toman was this chaotic

 

Kakucho:

^

 

Hanma:

How did you have a pic of him in that view if you're behind him knocked out? 🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Kazutora:

Shh we ain't talking bout that

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

YOU KAZUTORA ARE NOTHING BUT A PROSTITUTE

 

Kazutora:

>:O HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PROSTITUTE 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

BUT YOU ARE 

 

Kazutora:

You better say sorry 😢😢

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Why should I 🙄⁉️

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Go to hell 🤬👎

 

Hanma:

Uhm anyways

Hanma:

@Takemichi baby, I need to know 😩

 

Takemichi:

@Draken What's your size 😩 Add subtract divide 👯‍♀️

 

Draken:

What is this behavior Takemitchy

 

Takemichi:

Just answer the damn question, like your dick size if you're that clueless

 

Draken:

STFU I know what that means 

Draken:

(Insert random number lmao) inches

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 took a screenshot

Takemichi took a screenshot

Draken deleted a message

 

Draken:

.

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

I'll check if it's true the next time we meet

 

Angry:

What 😭

 

Smiley:

DAMN JT I DIDNT SAW THE MESSAGE

 

Takemichi:

I was just joking lmao but thanks for answering anyway Draken SHAKEHJW 

 

Draken:

Fuck you

 

Takemichi:

Sure when? Time and place?

 

Draken:

NOT THAT KIND OF FUCK YOU DUMBASS

Draken:

I'm so done with you guys, I'm losing brain cells everytime I opened this gc

 

Rindou:

Toman gc is more chaotic than tenjiku-

 

Ran:

Fr fr 

 

Kakucho:

I agree-

 

Angry:

Daddy don't throw no curves😪

Angry:

Hold up I'm going wide

 

Smiley:

WHAT DID YOU TO MY BROTHER TAKEMITCHY

 

Takemichi:

WHY TF DO YOU ASSUME ITS ME 

Takemichi:

UR OCULD BE BBL MIKEY OR ANYONE ELSE

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

SRPO CALLING ME THAT

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

AND WHY IS TI ALWAYS ME 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

I DID ABSOLUTELY NROHIGN GHIS TIME

 

Chifuyu:

"This time" 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

STOP IM FINNA BE AN EMO IF THIS CONTINUES 😕💔

 

Hanma:

You're already one though 

Hanma:

It's okay Mikey, I accept you even if you're an emo ♡

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

FUCK OFF 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

GO OUT WITH KISAKI OR SMTH 

 

Hanma:

He's not gay 🙁💔

 

Kakucho:

We could just start at 10, then we can go to five @Takemichi

 

Angry:

I don't play play with my pin, I mean what I text

 

Smiley:

You what

 

Sanzu:

I just watch this whole thing go down LMFOAJDJ

 

Chifuyu:

^^

 

Kazutora:

^^^

 

Hanma:

I just cant help but be sexual 

 

Draken:

Leave rn 😍👉🚪

 

Hanma:

No thank you, I like it here ♡

 

Draken:

I'm going to cry 

Draken:

Still questioning why'd you add them here 

 

Takemichi:

I already told you, the more the merrier 🤗

 

Draken:

It's not merrier at all 😭😭👎

 

Takemichi:

@Sanzu tell me your schedule, I got a lotta new tricks for you baby 

 

Sanzu:

Excuse me what 🕴why am I included in this 

 

Kazutora:

Mitchy be flirtin around with ppl when he already have a gf

 

Draken:

I honestly forgot he's in a relationship 

 

Chifuyu:

Ikr he just gave off the single person vibes everytime we're around him 

 

Takemichi:

Idk what to say and feel about what you guys said just now 🐕

 

Sanzu:

What's with the random appearance of that dog emoji

 

Takemichi:

NO KDHAJRJE I MEANT TO SEND THIS "🕴" EMOJI NOT THE DOG

Takemichi:

ITS ON ACCIDNET

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

HOW IS IT ON ACCIDNET THEYRE LITERALLT IN DIFFERNET CATEGORIES WHAT

 

Kakucho:

I bet it's from his recent used emojis

 

Chifuyu:

PARTNER I AHVE A FEELING YIRUE BARKING AT THISE TWITTER GIRLS THATS WHY THE DOG EMOJIS IS UR RECENT EMOJIS

 

Takemichi:

WHAT

Takemichi:

IM NOT THAY TYPE OF EPRSON 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Takemichi can you add Emma here?

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Emma is begging me to add her to this gc bc she saw me cackling and crying and shi

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

She won't stop pestering me until she's added here 😭😭

 

Takemichi added one person

Takemichi set a name for them

 

Takemichi:

There 

 

Emma:

OMG RHANK YOU 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

GO TO YOUR ROOM 

 

Emma:

LMDOAJFKA WHATS WITH YOUR NAME

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

STOP LAUGHING ANF GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY ROOM 

 

Emma:

No need to yell 🙄🙄 if grandpa woke up, it's all going to be your fault 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

I put headphones on him 💪💪

 

Draken:

YOU PUT WHAT 😭

 

Rindou:

Everyone shut up and let me do my thing

Rindou:

@Angry just saying I'm flexible, I do what I can to get you off 😪

 

Smiley:

Angry it's time for your tears to shine 🤩💪

Smiley:

Dw about the promise

 

Angry:

Uh

 

Ran:

@Takemichi might fuck him with my makeup on 

 

Kakucho:

You wear makeup?

 

Ran:

Only eyeliner 

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

No wonder 

 

Ran:

How tf did you take that pic of me so up close

 

Kazutora:

I have my ways 

 

Chifuyu:

.

Chifuyu:

Creepy mf

 

Kazutora:

STOP IM NOT CREEPY

 

Kakucho:

Whatever makes you sleep at night 

 

Kazutora:

Crying

 

Takemichi:

@Ran Eat it like I need an apron on

Takemichi:

Eat it 'til I need to change my thong 

 

Emma:

TAKEMICHI YOU WEAR THOGNS

 

Chifuyu:

APRTNER WHAT

 

Angry:

@Hanma we could do it to your fav song

 

Smiley:

OUT OF EVERYONE YOU CHOSE HANMA JUST WHY

Smiley:

If you say another thing I swear I will not hesitate to come up to your room 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

YOU GUYS LIVED TOEGTHER????

 

Smiley:

OFC WE ARE DUMBASS

Smiley:

WE'RE LITERALLY SIBLINGS 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Oh yeah

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Lol I forgot 

 

Kazutora:

This is why Shinichiro left you 👎👎

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

MF YOURE THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM 

 

Draken:

Stop

Draken:

I cant take this anymore

 

Chifuyu:

*Draken then turns into the depressed angry alpha demon king*

 

Takemichi:

IM CRYING WHAT 

 

Draken:

CHFIUYU WHAT

 

Ran:

WHAT IS THAT 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 took a screenshot

Emma took a screenshot

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

It's for educational purposes

 

Emma:

^^

 

Hanma:

@Angry Take a ride into the danger zone, you my — be buggin me 

 

(I'm not black guys)

 

Smiley:

STOP THIS MADNESS 

 

Takemichi:

@Rindou I just be wondering if you can fuck on me better 

Takemichi:

Itchin for it like an ugly sweater, need it in me like Chuck E. need cheddar

Takemichi:

I need to know 😩😩😩

 

Draken:

May I remind you that this is a gc?

 

Takemichi:

DRAKEN MAY I REMIND U THAT IM JUST JOKING??

 

Draken:

May I remind you that I take things srsly?

 

Takemichi:

May I remind you to stop using May I remind you everytime I make jokes?

 

Draken:

May I remind you that you should also stop using May I remind you after I used May I remind you on you?

 

Takemichi:

May I remind you that you really need to stop using May I remind you after I use May I remind you on you after you used May I remind you on me after I make jokes?

 

Kazutora:

My brain couldn't handle what they're saying

 

Sanzu:

All I can see is may you I remind idk smth like that

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Is that even a language 😭😭

 

Emma:

Wait I just noticed the gc name

Emma:

Just wanted to let you know I'm not mentally unstable 

 

Kakucho: 

Stop lying to yourself, it's not good 

 

Emma: 

I'm not lying

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Yea sure 🙄👎

 

Ran:

@Takemichi you're exciting 

 

Takemichi:

Boy come find me, your eyes told me "boy come ride me"

 

Emma:

OMFG YOURE GAY

Emma:

WHAT ABOUT HINA 

 

Takemichi:

STIP SAYIFN THAT IN GAY WHEN IM NOT

 

Emma:

THEN WTF IS THATTTT

 

Kakucho:

Uhm

Kakucho:

@Angry fuck that feeling both of us fighting 

 

Angry:

Could he try me? 🤔

 

Takemichi:

Mmmmmm most likely😍

Takemichi:

@Hanma tryna see if you can handle this ass 😚

 

Rindou:

Prolly give his ass a panick attack 

 

Angry:

@Kakucho sorry if I gave a random erection

Angry:

You're prolly thinking I'm a telekinetic 

 

Smiley:

Alright that's it I'm coming to your room right now

 

Angry: 

Oh shit 

 

Smiley has gone offline

 

Chifuyu:

R.I.P Angry, you will forever be missed 😔

 

Kazutora:

He's too young to die 😢

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

His last words is so sad...

 

Sanzu:

"Oh shit" I'm crying real tears, he didn't even get to say goodbye to all of us 😭

 

Takemichi:

Poor soul

 

Draken:

I'm praying so he will get got taken care of Shinichiro in heaven 😔

 

Emma:

Amen 😢

 

Angry:

FUCKER STOP THAT SHIT 

Angry:

IM STILL ALIVE

 

Chifuyu:

Oh no, I'm starting to hallucinate that he's here

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Same here 😢

 

Angry:

SHIT HES BANGING THE DOOR 

Angry:

IM FINNA CRY OMG MY DOOR IS ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING DOWN

 

Chifuyu:

Oh

Chifuyu:

R.I.P Angry's door, you will forever be missed 😔

 

Kazutora:

It's too young to die 😢

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Angry's door's last words is so sad...

 

Sanzu:

I'm crying real tears, did they even get to say their last words?😭

 

Takemichi:

Poor soul

 

Draken:

I'm praying so the door will get got taken care of Shinichiro in heaven 😔

 

Emma:

Amen 😢

 

Ran:

What is this 

 

Rindou:

Don't question it 

 

Hanma: 

NOT THE COPY PASTE

 

Kakucho:

They all share the same brain cell 

 

Angry:

YALL I MANEGDVTO EXPCAEDBFROM THAT DEMON

Angry:

SHISJHABF EHSVCATCHING UP

Angry:

EMMA TAJR MY AOVEC

 

Angry has gone offline

 

Chifuyu:

OH SHIT HES FR THIS TIME

 

Emma:

His last words are for me, I'll do it 

Emma:

for angry😔✊

 

Takemichi:

For Souya 😔✊

Takemichi:

Now continue it for Angry

 

Emma:

Alright...

Emma:

@Hanma Oh, wait, you a fan of the magic? Poof, pussy like an Alakazam

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

What

 

Draken:

Excuse me what 

 

Sanzu:

😟😟

 

Chifuyu:

I TRHOYGHT WE'RE OVER THAT WHAT 

 

Hanma:

BAHAHAHHA I LOVE HOW ITS ALL SAD AND SHI THHEN SHE SAID THAT 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Boy stfu 

 

Takemichi:

I heard from a friend of a friend (*cough* Emma *cough*) @Draken that that dick was a ten out of ten

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 took 5 screenshots

 

Emma:

WHY THAT KUCH HELLO?????

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

No reason at all

 

Rindou:

I can't stand it, just one night me @Sanzu

 

Ran:

Clink with the drink, gimme a sip @Sanzu 

 

Kakucho:

Tell me what's your kink, gimme the dick @Sanzu 

 

Sanzu:

Oh hell naw what the fuck is this

 

Chifuyu:

First it's partner now it's Sanzu what is going on 

 

Kazutora:

Sanzu's kink:

•degrading

•praise

•humiliation

•sadism & machosism 

•impact play

And etc.

Kazutora:

I could go on more but there's way too many 

Kazutora:

Anyways you're welcome

 

Sanzu:

NO STOP WHAT 

 

Kakucho:

That's- you're so disgusting

 

Sanzu:

.

 

Kakucho:

.

 

Kazutora:

You forgot about his degrading kink don't you?

 

Kakucho:

😭😭

 

Sanzu:

IMLEAVIGNBEJAN

 

Ran:

So you can jerk off? Send me a video if you do, I'll give you so many praises

 

Sanzu:

NO STOPSBDWRKK IM CRUING FUCK OFFF

 

Rindou:

Look at you all flustered, so cute

 

Sanzu:

I TOLD YOH ROBSTOP DKABDJQBB

Sanzu:

FUCK YIU KAZUTORA 

 

Chifuyu:

How did you even know his kinks 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Kazutora:

I have my ways

 

Hanma:

Wait does that you got all of our kinks? Like ALL?

 

Kazutora:

Oh yes😈💪

Kazutora:

I'm powerful 😍

 

Takemichi:

@Hanma spank me

Takemichi:

@Rindou slap me

Takemichi:

@Kakucho choke me

Takemichi:

@Ran bite me

 

Draken:

CALM TOUR HORNY ASS DOWN 

 

 

Kazutora:

I need you to stop rn or I'll also expose your kinks Mitchy

 

Takemichi:

Shit- fine I'll stop 🙄👎

Takemichi:

It's a lyric prank btw, 

Takemichi:

The song is need to know by Doja Cat

 

Emma:

@Smiley

Emma:

@Smiley

Emma: 

@Smiley

Emma:

@Smiley

Emma:

@Smiley

Emma: 

@Smiley

Emma: 

@Smiley get your ass online

 

Smiley has gone online

 

Smiley:

what do you want 

Smiley:

You're disturbing me

 

Emma:

Back read 

 

Smiley:

Oh

Smiley:

WELL WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME BEFORE

 

Emma:

ITS CALLED A LYRIC PRANK FOR A REASON DUMBASS

 

Kakucho:

@Takemichi can you make me an admin? I want to add someone 

 

Takemichi:

Sure 

 

Takemichi made Kakucho the admin

There now 2 admins

Kakucho added someone 

Kakucho set a name for them

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

NO STOP THERE CAN BE MULTIPLE ADMINS???

 

Takemichi:

Of course

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

I WOUDLVE STAYED AS AN ADMIN OF ITS NOT FOR KENCHIN

 

Draken:

It's better if you're not an admin

 

Izana:

Fuckers

 

Emma:

HUHHH

 

 

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Chapter 6: Arise

Notes:

they're so ooc oh my

 

Chapter uploaded: 8 January 2022

Chapter Text

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At the "mentally unstable 📉📉" gc

1:02am

 

Izana:

Fuckers

 

Emma:

HUHHH

 

Kakucho:

love how that's your first line 

 

Emma:

IM NOT SEEING THINGS RIGHT?

Emma:

IZANA AS IN IZANA MY BROTHER???

 

BBL Mikey 🤪😍💋:

huh

 

Emma:

what?

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

who?

 

Emma:

like i said, he's my brother

Emma:

OH CMON MIKEY I TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES BC HES ALSO YOUR BROTHER

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

wait really

 

Emma:

you deaf mf 

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

oh

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

OH RIGHT RIGHT

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

now i remember lmao

 

Izana:

Please do not prefer me as your brother because I'm not related to you guys.

 

Emma:

what

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

what

 

Izana:

What.

 

Draken:

why tf are they saying what 😭

 

Ran:

at the same time

 

Hanma:

siblings things ig 

 

Takemichi has gone offline

Smiley has gone offline

Hakkai has gone online

 

Hakkai:

currently taking a bath rn

 

Draken:

and what's the point of you telling us that?

 

Kazutora:

send pics 

 

Hakkai:

what 

 

Kazutora:

you look hot okay 😍😍

 

Hakkai:

i'm not sending them to you mf 

 

Kazutora:

😟😟 the start of my villain arc🤬

Kazutora:

i shall reveal one of your kinks Shiba Hakkai.

 

Hakkai:

WHAT WTF 

 

Chifuyu:

taking notes to not mess things up with Kazutora✍🏻

 

Kakucho:

✍️

 

Sanzu:

✍🏼

 

Hanma:

✍️

 

Kazutora:

don't fucking interrupt me

Kazutora:

anyways

Kazutora:

one of Hakkai's kinks : sensory play

 

Hakkai:

crying 

 

Emma:

idk how should i react to that uhm 

 

Draken:

dw Emma, i'm the same as you 

 

Izana:

What is this.

 

Chifuyu:

oh i know that 

 

Sanzu:

you what

 

Chifuyu:

can't you read?

 

Rindou:

what do you mean by "oh i know that"

 

Chifuyu:

i mean it's because of me and Mitchy he got that kink so it's not that surprising for me 

 

Hakkai:

OH HOLD ON THERE NOW

Hakkai:

WHY ARE U EXPOSING IRSELF AND US LIKE THAT FUYU

Hakkai:

IM FINNA DROWN MYSELF IN THE TUB 

 

Chifuyu:

NO WAIT SROP WAIT FUK

Chifuyu:

INDDINTNMEAN TO SAY THAT 

 

Kazutora:

i didn't know that info 

 

Sanzu:

WOW SHOCKING

 

Ran:

i'm afraid that he'll reveal our secrets 

 

Izana:

I'm concerned of you guys.

Izana:

Except for you Manjiro.

 

Hanma:

Hakkai is a switch, confirmed.

 

Hakkai:

STOP

 

(I'll make a chapter of Hakkai, Fuyu and Michi's own gc they made <3 )

 

Draken:

let's change the topic

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

THABK YIG KENCHIN FOR POITNGBT THAT OUT

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

anywho

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

@Izana Wdym when you said "Please do not prefer me as your brother because I'm not related to you guys" when Emma just said "IZANA AS IN IZANA MY BROTHER???" ?

 

Kazutora:

my brain couldn't process what he's saying 

 

Hanma:

same, it's confusing 

 

Ran:

i'm tarting to lose brain cells 

 

Draken:

we're on the same boat 

 

Izana:

Don't ever tag me whenever you like Manjiro.

Izana:

I said what I said.

Izana:

We're not related at all.

Izana:

I'm the son of your mother's ex-husband with a Filipino woman. 

 

Chifuyu:

crying real tears bc he used periods at the end of his sentence 

 

Sanzu:

that and he used caplocks at the beginning of his sentence

 

Kakucho:

leave the poor man alone 🤕

Kakucho:

he's gone through a lot 

 

Emma:

why didnt i know about that 

 

Izana:

I don't know, ask your mom that question.

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

now can you like STOP using periods at the end of your sentence?

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

its creepy

 

Izana:

What are you going to do mf?

Izana:

Punch me?

Izana:

Kick me?

Izana:

Kill me?

Izana:

You look so weak Manjirou that you won't even be able to do all those things to me.

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

SOEMONR HOLD ME BACK BEGORE I KICK THIS ASSHOLE ASS 

 

Emma:

hes OUR BROTHER, calm down and try to get along with him

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

OH SO YOURE TAKING HUS SIDE NOW HUH EMMA 

 

Emma:

WTF IM NOT TAKING SIDES HERE

 

Someone entered the gc

Someone set a name for themself

 

Hakkai:

now who tf and how

 

Shinichiro:

Hello 

 

Emma:

WHAT

 

Kazutora:

HUH

 

Draken:

SHINICHIRO?????

 

Izana:

.

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

I think im starting to hallucinate things 

 

Izana:

I hate to admit it but I agree with you.

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

You wanna go get some dorayaki? Yk since we both started to hallucinate things

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

Maybe eating can help us stop those

 

Izana:

Your treat.

 

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋:

WHAT actually fine I'll send you the location

 

Izana:

Alright then.

 

Izana has gone offline

BBL Mikey 😍🤪💋 has gone offline

 

Shinichiro:

OMG THEYRE FINALLY GETTING ALONG

 

Emma:

WHY IS TAHT KINDA FUNNY TO ME 😭😭

Emma:

THE WAY BOTH OF THEM ARE ARGYING UNTIL SHINICHIRO SHOWED UP

Emma:

IM CACKLING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME

 

Kazutora:

no bc I also think I'm starting to hallucinate

Kazutora:

the person I murdered is texing here in the gc

Kazutora:

maybe I should really accept to the therapy sessions the guards offer me to take

Kazutora:

off to the therapy I go, bye yall 

Kazutora:

praying my hallucinations will stop 🤗

 

Kazutora has gone offline

 

Ran:

what just happened 😭

 

Hanma:

Idek 🕴

 

Shinichiro:

yall calm down 

 

Chifuyu:

How can rhey calm down when youre already dead and suddenly idk arise back from the dead

 

Hakkai:

FUCK I ALMSOT DROWN

 

Rindou:

Now

Rindou:

How tf can you drown in that tub

Rindou:

Youre literally bigger than the tub

 

Hakkai:

WHAT HWOS TOU KNOW

Hakkai:

GASP

Hakkai:

ARE YOU STALKING EM????

 

Rindou:

WHAT NO TF 

Rindou:

ITS JSUT THAT I HAVE A FEEKING OKAY

Rindou:

I IMAGINED IT 

 

Hakkai:

OMG YOU IMAGINED ME TAKING A BATH 

Hakkai:

IM NOT GAY SORRY 

 

Rindou:

NO STOP IT IM ALSO NOT GAY 

 

Ran:

Its ojay rin, i accept you even if youre gay 🤗

 

Rindou:

FUCK IFF

 

Sanzu:

I just watxhed thhis whole thing bc I cant sleep lmao

 

Ran:

You want me to sleep beside you so you'll have a good rest?

 

Sanzu:

HUBSZDJWB

 

Ran:

I'll take that as a yes, send your location rn

 

Sanzu:

WAITJWBSNA HUH ARE U FR

 

Ran:

Well i still can track your phone, I'll be there in a few minutes 

Ran:

Im glad youre around this neighboorhood 

 

Sanzu:

EHAT WHAT EHLOOO 

 

Draken:

Take this somewhere else, this is a gc

 

Emma:

Guys guys

Emma:

Aint it gay to be a man?

 

Shinichiro:

Excuse me Emma what?

 

Emma:

Cause like, youre literally inside a man's body so

 

Chifuyu:

Is that /srs or /j ?

 

Emma:

well thats up to you 🤷‍♀️

 

Shinichiro:

I did not came back to see that 

 

Takemichi has gone online

 

Draken:

Oh no

 

Hanma:

Oh yes 

 

Chifuyu:

And here i thought he finally went to sleep

 

Takemichi:

Wow and here i thought you guys are excited seeing me back online 🙄

Takemichi:

Well except for Hanma 

 

Shinichiro:

Whos this?

 

Takemichi:

Woah damn, I think me pulling an all nighter for 3 days straight start to make me hallucinate 

 

Shinichiro:

why do everyone think like that ☹️☹️

 

Draken:

well its bc youre dead and somehow came back alive and then entered this gc with your own will

 

Takemichi:

wait so he's real?

 

Hanma:

I guess

 

Takemichi:

ANYWAYS enough about that

Takemichi:

I came back online bc I have smth to say

 

Chifuyu:

I feel like its going to be something worse

 

Hakkai:

^

 

Takemichi:

🙄🖕

Takemichi:

So I finally found the pic I've been searching this whole time 

 

Rindou:

Thats what you were up to?

 

Takemichi:

WELL YEAH BC I JUST SAID THAT 

Takemichi:

Here's the picture

 

Takemichi has sent an image

 

 

 

Takemichi:

I found him cute when he didnt tie his hair up and when he didnt wear his glasses, no homo lmao 

 

Chifuyu:

No bc you have a point there

 

Draken:

I DONT want to hear you simping for him in this gc

 

Hanma:

You guys literally forgot about the Shinichiro thing

 

Emma:

LMFOAJFNABBD HE CALLED YOU THING @Shinichiro

 

Shinichiro:

🙄 at least my man isnt as dense as yours Emma

 

Emma:

WAIT WDYM "my man" WHAT YOU HAD A LOVER

Emma:

WELL WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

 

Shinichiro:

I DIED ONAY 

 

Emma:

Oh

Emma:

Forgot youre dead for a min there lmao

 

Takemichi added 4 person

Takemichi set names for them

 

Draken:

Not again 😭😭

 

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Chapter 7: Mafia [PT1]

Notes:

It's finally the long awaited, never ending, dragged out mafia game parts

 

Chapter uploaded: 21 January 2022

Chapter Text

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At the "mentally unstable 📉📉" gc

1:31am

 

Takemichi added 4 people

Takemichi set names for them

 

Draken:

Not again 😭😭

 

Takemichi:

New people 👯‍♀️

 

Senju:

Hello hello 💃🏼

 

Wakasa:

Have y'all seen my earphones anywhere? Only one side is working if you're wondering 

 

Benkei:

Broke mf 🙄 can't even afford an earphones with two sides working 

 

Takeomi:

Benkei 😭

 

Shinichiro:

OMGG LONG TIME NO SEE YOU GUYS

 

Wakasa:

wgat

 

Benkei:

whet

 

Takeomi:

whay

 

Draken:

Brahman? Really? How?

 

Takemichi:

Yk, the usual stuff 

Takemichi:

They tried their best to recruit me to Brahman

Takemichi:

And it's a scary experience let me tell you that 

Takemichi:

They appeared in front of my house in the middle of the night, blasting idk some song shit 😭

 

Takemichi changed a person's name

Kazutora has gone online

Mikey has gone online

Izana has gone online

Mitsuya has gone online

 

Kazutora:

So I have smth to say

Kazutora:

The therapist the guard offered me is horrible

 

Draken:

What do you mean Kazutora?

 

Chifuyu:

Tell us the details

 

Kazutora is typing...

 

Mitsuya:

must be serious since the tension became darker after you said that

 

Mikey:

I'm also worried,,

 

Kazutora:

The time where I finally decided to tell someone what have been bothering me and this bitch just replied with "aww, that's sad" then moved on to another topic that is talking about how she had a wonderful life, a great family. Shoving those right in front of my damn face after knowing my fucked up family situation. And she called herself a therapist? And she also pointed out how fucking dumb I am to blame someone else for my own crimes. Like stfu, I knew that already and I already realized what I've been doing is wrong so no need to repeat it again like a broken record. In the end, I told her to quit being a therapist and she's the one who should seek out for one for herself.

Kazutora:

My 13th reasons why I decide to kept things to myself

Kazutora:

She's also hideous af, like her hairstyle excuse me? Do better smh 🙄🙄

Kazutora:

Her hairline is receding, and she's also adopted LMAO

Kazutora:

It took all of my strength to not say "didn't your biological parents left you?" to her

Kazutora:

She had the audacity to call me by my first name even though we just met like girl stfu we ain't that close.

Kazutora:

disgusting

Kazutora:

But anyways, @Everyone who wants to play mafia?

 

Baji has gone online

Angry has gone online

Smiley has gone online 

Mucho has gone online

 

Chifuyu:

Idk how to react to that, it's either feeling bad or comfort you or laughing because of the insults 

 

Kazutora:

Dw about that, that's just me spouting shits 

 

Mikey:

Kazutora check your dms

 

Kazutora:

OMG WAIT MIKEY WTH YOURE MAKING ME CRY 😭😭

Kazutora:

IM SORRY FOR BLAMKNG YOU FOR MY DOIFNS 

 

Mikey:

It's okay Kazutora, the past is the past 

 

(Stan Kazutora and Mikey's friendship)

 

Emma:

I'm crying over both Mikey and Kazutora because their friendship is so fucking cute, and about Kazutora's previous message

 

Izana:

Wait @Kazutora 

 

Kazutora:

Yes?

 

Izana:

What's her name? The so called "therapist"

 

Kazutora:

If I'm not wrong it's Naz

 

(I'm sorry for the ppl who's name is Naz-)

 

Izana:

hold on, Naz as in the girl who wore heels with red bottoms and an outfit that's so tight where her boobs is on the verge of popping out?

 

Kazutora:

OMGGG how'd you know how she looks like 

 

Izana:

I knew it, I once had a therapy session with her. And I agree with you. Girl be spitting shits about how I'm a terrible person then flirts with me after that like wth, disgusting

Izana:

And she already have a boyfriend 😐

 

Kazutora:

No bc same. I forgot to mentioned how she wants some advices on how to make it up with her bf. So yk as a good person I am, I tried giving advices to her just for her to ignore it and do what she wants 

 

Izana:

what's the point of asking for advices if you're not going to follow them anyway? 

 

Kazutora:

No bc fr

 

Draken:

Wait wait wait I also met her somewhere, girl got hit on some guys so yk I punch them ofc. The Naz girl or w.e her name is all "omg thank you sm, you're a life savior" ofc I said it's no big deal 

Draken:

But then she had the NERVE to follow me and then showing up at the brothel I lived then asking to live in the same room as me

Draken:

Like girlie wth 

Draken:

We barely know each other 😐

 

Kakucho:

NAH BC she's my classmate 

Kakucho:

And you don't know how fucking annoying she is 

Kakucho:

She once said to me by how I'm blind bc I can't see what's so good about her

Kakucho:

I feel personally attacked when she said I'm blind 

Kakucho:

She be whining and punching my arms and shit 

Kakucho:

Disgusting

 

Hakkai:

Oh...THAT girl....

Hakkai:

I was only trying to buy the groceries in peace then she suddenly showed up out of nowhere saying she knew me 🙁

Hakkai:

I'm sure I didn't meet nor know her at all, havent seen her ugly ass anywhere 

Hakkai:

Building up my courage, I said to her she prolly have the wrong person but she keeps saying that she's right and trying to prove the fact that she IS right 😐

 

Draken:

She's literally so annoying

 

Kazutora:

WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE

 

Izana:

IKR LIKE GTFO OF MY FACEh

 

Kakucho:

She no IT doesn't even deserve a name

 

Hakkai:

It boutta snuggle its way up to its grave that dumb little bitch 

 

Draken:

Really gave off trashta vibes 🙄‼️

 

Kazutora:

NOT TRASHTA 

 

Izana:

PLS TRASHTA'S SO ANNOYING ATTENTION SEEKER MUCH 

 

Kakucho:

FR FR HER BF IS ALSO SIMILAR TO SOVIESHIT 

 

Draken:

No way...you fr? 😨

 

Kakucho:

..yes... 😕 I had to hold myself from slapping the shit out of both of them 

 

Kazutora:

If only I'm not in prison, I would choke it right on that fucking spot

 

Draken:

If only it's not a girl, I would choke it

 

Kakucho:

If only it's not the daughter of the principle, I would choke it 

 

Izana:

If only im not nice, I would choke it

 

Hakkai:

If only I don't have a strict sibling, I would choke it 

 

Draken:

So we all want to choke it?

 

Kakucho:

Ofc 🤗

 

Izana:

Love how we refer that trashta kinnie as it 

 

Emma:

...you guys somehow are similar in a way 

 

Mikey:

^^

 

Izana:

What? 

 

Kazutora:

Wdym?

 

Mikey:

I just know that the thing you guys have in common is complaining about things / vent out of nowhere then be like "anyways do you want to..." 

 

Kakucho:

We just don't want ppl to be concern about us LMAO

 

Hakkai:

What he said 😍

 

Draken:

Excuse me I'm not like that though

 

Mikey:

Uhm....that one time where you vent to me about you not being good enough to be the vice commander then suddenly asking if i want to go out with you to buy some snacks late at night 

 

Draken:

..-

 

Kazutora:

WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC 

Kazutora:

So @everyone , who wants to play mafia?

 

(I'm listing ppl who's joining 😼:

Takemichi 

Draken

Mitsuya

Chifuyu

Hakkai

Baji

Mikey

Mucho

Sanzu

Angry

Smiley

Ran

Rindou

Hanma

Kakucho

Izana

Senju

Emma

Shinichiro

Benkei

Wakasa 

Takeomi

 

Gawd damn there's a lot lmao 22 ppl)

 

Kazutora:

Rule time 😍 y'all just shut up

Kazutora:

In this game there's 22 players, and the game master, me, will each give you a role. There are 15 villagers, 1 doctor, 1 detective and 5 mafias.

Kazutora:

The game starts with a night cycle and everyone is asleep. The mafia chooses one player to kill, the detective chooses one player to investigate and the doctor tries to save one person from the mafia.

Kazutora:

During the day, people discussed and accused who they think the mafia is. This cycle continues until the number of mafia tie with the number of villagers.

Kazutora:

They then shall vote of who's guilty, if the majority of ppl votes for them, then the person who they found guilty is eliminated. Even if their role is not the mafia

Kazutora:

The person who's vote guilty can no longer participate in discussions or votes.

Kazutora:

The discussions and accusations then continued until one of the mafias are eliminated then after that, night time begins

Kazutora:

The game continues until all of the villagers or the mafias are eliminated. The team with players left is declared the winner by the game master

Kazutora:

Do y'all understand? Now you all may speak 

Kazutora:

God damn I feel like a teacher

 

(yk whats funny? It's the fact that I don't even follow the rules myself later on in the future chapters PLEASE legit forgot about this part)

 

Draken:

That's so long

 

Shinichiro:

Thanks for explaining bc I was actually going to search on google 🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Senju:

Mans took so much effort explaining the rules GAHSHA

 

Kazutora:

Ofc bc i don't want to explain it all over again if someone doesn't understand them 

Kazutora:

ALR I'm going to give the roles of mafias, doctor and detective now <3 brb 😘

 

Smiley:

That emoji doesn't suit you at all

 

Mucho:

I just know that behind the screen his face imitates the emoji 😭

 

Kazutora:

..-

Kazutora:

be glad that I'm still in jail or else I'll choke both of you 

 

 

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Kazutora created a gc

Kazutora add 5 people 

Kazutora set a name for everyone

Kazutora set the gc name as "depressed mafias"

 

Kazutora:

HELLO MY DEARS 😘

 

Mitsuya:

you did not just make me a mafia then called me depressed

 

Benkei:

Fr 

 

Wakasa:

Just be glad we can kill ppl 😜🗣

 

Hakkai:

I nominate Chifuyu as a tribute 

 

Takemichi:

PLS NOT PARTNER 

 

Mitsuya:

NOT U WANTING TO ELIMINATE FUYU

 

Hakkai:

STOP I JUST WANT TO GET RIF OF HIS GOOFY ASS

 

Kazutora:

Y'all are making me regretting my decisions 

Kazutora:

Ok but srsly who do y'all want to kill?

 

Benkei:

Shinichiro, let him have his second death 😇🙏

 

Wakasa:

LMFOAJDKWN BENKEI-

Wakasa:

But yeah Shinichiro 🧝‍♀️🧚‍♀️🌸✨

 

Mitsuya:

NOT THE FAIRY EMOJI IM HOLLERING 😭

Mitsuya:

We're killing Shinichiro now <3

 

Hakkai:

Yeah I changed my mind about nominating Chifuyu as a tribute bc yk I'm a good person 😋 

Hakkai:

I'll replace him with Shinichiro bc mans have no right to be that handsome

 

Wakasa:

Yet he still haven't pull a single girl 🤥

 

Benkei:

Maybe bc he's gay

 

Wakasa:

BENKEI, SHINICHIRO? GAY? GAH DAMN FOR WHO?

 

Benkei:

You

 

Wakasa:

What?

 

Benkei:

What? Can't you read?

 

Wakasa:

ORC I VAN REAF 

 

Hakkai:

The fruity ass mf is too stunned to speak 😨😱🤯😖🤭🤧‼️

 

Mitsuya:

What 😭

 

Takemichi:

PLSSS NOT US PICKING SHINICHIRO

Takemichi:

MY MANS MIKEY GOING TO BE CORRUPTED BY HIS DARK IMPULSE AGAIN 😭😭

 

Hakkai:

Leave the poor man alone 🤕

 

Benkei:

Just take him to the church or smth 

Benkei:

That dark impulse or w.e that shit it called might get out of him 🤷‍♀️

 

Wakasa:

ARE YOU SAYING HES POSSESSED??? 

 

Kazutora:

YALL WHAT 😭

Kazutora:

Wait wait yall's final decision is Shinichiro right?

 

Benkei:

Yeah 😚

 

Takemichi:

Benkei behind the screen: 😐

 

Hakkai:

Egat

 

Takemichi:

"Egat" Boy type properly pls 🤗

 

Hakkai:

Boy stfu and leave me alone 

 

 

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Kazutora:

HEY DOC 

 

Angry:

Boy why am I the doc?

Angry:

Why can't I kill 🙁

Angry:

Is it bc I'm Asian? 

Angry:

Seems racist to me🤕

 

Kazutora:

😀 I'm also Asian excuse me

Kazutora:

Just pick

 

Angry:

Ok damn getting impatient much 🙄

Angry:

I'll save Draken 

 

Kazutora:

And here I thought you would pick your brother 

 

Angry:

Nah idc if he dies, mf almost took my life away 😇🤞

 

Kazutora:

Oh wow

 

 

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Kazutora:

"Catch me if you can, Mr Holmes"

 

Draken:

*insert his expression during that scene*

Draken:

What's Mitsuya's

 

Kazutora:

Wow so straightforward 

 

Draken:

😚

 

Kazutora:

Mitsuya is apart of the mafia 🙇‍♀️

 

Draken:

NO CAUSE I HAVE A FEELING HE WAS IN ONE AND I WAS RIGHT

 

Kazutora:

I knew it was right of me to choose you as the detective 

 

Draken:

OMFG IM STILL SHOCKED 😭

 

Kazutora:

😜‼️

 

 

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Back at the "Mentally unstable 📉📉" gc

At 1:57am

 

Senju:

Wait question, we do can choose how we die dont we? 

 

Emma:

I think so 

 

Senju:

"Day time then have arrived, senju was found committing a Takemichi"

 

Smiley:

AYO WHAT

 

Takemichi:

HUHHH EXCUSE ME 

 

Mucho:

You're excused 

 

Ran:

Senju be like: 🚊🚶🏻‍♀️

 

Rindou:

PLSSS

 

Mikey:

I cant even defend you anymore Mitchy 🙁

 

Takemichi:

Fake ass mf 🙄

 

Kazutora:

I just had the worst conversations in my life

 

Sanzu:

LMFAO good for you ig 

 

Kazutora:

Stfu anyways

Kazutora:

Our dearest Shinichiro's life got taken away by the mafias leaving him having his second death 

 

Shinichiro:

WGAT I DID NOTHING WRONG THO WTH

Shinichiro:

Whoever the mafias is, I'll hunt you guys in your sleep 👹

 

Mikey:

BROTHER NO

Mikey:

I'm going dropkick every mafias 👹

 

Izana:

Now who tf 

 

Emma:

Throwing hands 👊👊

 

Takemichi:

the sano family is um 

 

Shinichiro:

Goodbye my comrades

 

Shinichiro has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

Lmao okay wannabe tartaglia

Kazutora:

But anyways Shinichiro was a villager

 

Mikey:

Its always the innocent ones 😢

 

Baji:

That's sad and all but can we kill Hakkai

 

Hakkai:

Who's that? Never heard of em 

 

Baji:

Boy shut your mouth

 

Angry:

Ok but like since when's your spelling is all correct?

 

Baji:

I used auto correct ofc 🤗

 

Mitsuya:

Not my vice, why should we kill him 🙁

 

Baji:

Because my guts says so 👨‍🦲

 

Everyone agrees to kill Hakkai

 

Hakkai:

Y'all are fake

Hakkai:

It's bc I'm gay isn't it? 

Hakkai:

#youguysarehomophobic 

 

Baji:

😁

 

Smiley:

Glad you finally came out 😁🥳🌈🙌👏🏳️‍🌈🌝✨

 

Hakkai:

😐

 

Hakkai has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

Omg you guys... he's one of the mafia 😱

Kazutora:

Oh I forgot to mention the doctor saves Draken

 

Draken:

Thanks? Ig 

 

Kazutora:

Be more grateful 👹

 

Draken:

*gasping dramatically* aww the doctor shouldn't have 🥺😍😜🤞‼️

 

Kazutora:

😐

 

 

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Chapter 8: Mafia [PT2]

Notes:

I wonder what I was on back then this shit crazy

 

Chapter uploaded: 13 June 2022

Chapter Text

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In the "depressed mafias" gc

2:14am

 

Kazutora:

Right who are y'all killing next 😴

 

Mitsuya:

...is it just me that have a feeling Draken's the detective or 🚶🏻‍♀️

Mitsuya:

we're killing him 

 

Wakasa:

I agree with him 😍😋😪‼️‼️ #livelovelaugh #deeznuts 

 

Benkei:

Waka 😭

 

Wakasa:

🥰

 

Takemichi:

Wait hold on 

Takemichi:

If we try and kill Draken there's a very high chance the doctor will just save him and we'll be loosing our chances to kill ppl 

Takemichi:

We should kill one of the smart ppl that's mostly likely to be the doctor that is Kakucho, Izana, Mucho, Rindou, Angry, Senju, Emma or whoever 

Takemichi:

Idk I'm tired 😪

 

Hakkai:

I'm aliven't y'all 😍

 

Benkei:

Pls what

 

Kazutora:

Wait oops forgot to mute him

 

Kazutora muted Hakkai

 

Mitsuya:

I didn't know you're like that Takemitchy 

 

Takemichi:

I also dont know I'm like that LMFOAHDJE

Takemichi:

I became smarter after having to deal with gangs infos, illegal business and criminal organizations 🕵🏻‍♀️

 

Mitsuya:

😄😀🙂😑😐😕😦

 

Benkei:

Uhm- ignoring that, he have a point there, we're killing Kakucho 

 

Wakasa:

He seems real quiet so yeah 

 

They all agreed to kill Kakucho

 

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Kazutora:

Hey mr detective😩

 

Draken:

I'm honestly scared 😕

 

Kazutora:

So, who are ya investigating?

 

Draken:

WAIT HOLD ON

Draken:

What's baji's 

Draken:

Ain't no way he's a villager 

 

Kazutora:

.

 

Draken:

.

Draken:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Draken:

HES A VILLAGER???? HOW COME HES STILL ALIVE 

 

Kazutora:

Me, the game master, also don't know 

 

Draken:

Becoming the detective is not daijoubu 

 

Kazutora:

<33

 

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Kazutora:

Hello baby 

 

Angry:

Is that an insult or 🤨

 

Kazutora:

Insult ofc, 😐

 

Angry: 

Well idrc, I'll just take that as a compliment 😍

 

Kazutora:

ITS CLEARLY AN INSUKT-👹

Kazutora:

But anyways, who are you saving next?

 

Angry:

I'm sure it's not just me where I got the feeling that Draken's the detective 🧍‍♀️

 

Kazutora:

So Draken?

 

Angry:

No wait hold on, 

Angry:

If I did try to save him, it'll be just suspicious and the others will just keep dying 

Angry:

Actually idk, fuck it I'm going to save myself 😘

Angry:

#selflove 

 

Kazutora:

Wow what a great doctor you are 😐

 

Angry:

Ikr, so professional 

 

Kazutora:

I'm so done with you 

 

Angry:

But I'm not done with you LMAOO

 

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At the "mentally unstable📉📉" gc

2:31am

 

Senju:

I don't get people at some times,

Senju:

First they're all sad and shi

Senju:

Then the next second they be gossiping about some shitz

Senju:

LIKE JUST CHOOSE ONE MOOD 

 

Hanma:

I don't think that's how it works 😟

 

Kazutora:

Day time y'all 

 

Senju:

Praying Takeomi will die 

 

Sanzu:

Amen 

 

Takeomi:

Wth 

 

Senju:

Its called siblings love <3

 

Mucho:

Be standing here and do nothing but still survive, be more like me mfs 

 

Sanzu:

UHMM???? No thank you lmao 

 

Izana:

Speaking of dying, I just remembered the time where I died

Izana:

Crying and mumbling some shitz before dying, Embarassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

 

Emma:

Died bc of getting hit by a bat, embarassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

 

Baji:

Died bc wanting to build someone's friendship, embarassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

 

Mikey:

Try to off myself by jumping off the building bc all the ppl that's important to me died, embarassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

 

Takemichi:

Dying multiple times then cried bc ppl died in the future, embarassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

 

Ran:

...I'm concerned 

 

Smiley:

Well that turned dark real quick 

 

Kazutora:

Almost died because I stabbed someone, embarassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

Kazutora:

The mafias had taken Kakucho ass out bc he's blind towards his surroundings, whilst the doctor saves themself 

 

Kakucho:

Now listen, wtf did I do to you mafias? 

Kakucho:

And can you stop pointing out about me being half blind 😐

 

Kazutora:

Tell Hakkai and Shinichiro I said hi 🤗

 

Kakucho:

Fucker 

 

Kakucho has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

I'll just send you guys a diagram of who's out and what their roles is (the ones that got eliminated)

Kazutora:

Oh also, the doctor save themselves btw

 

 

(fyi, there will be a more better list than this idk what made me think this was a good idea back then...)

 

Izana:

NOT MY SERVANT WHAT IS THIS 

 

Mikey:

IM SORRY BUT I LAUGHED THE MOMENT IZANA SAID THAT 

 

Izana:

Manjiro's the mafia, look at him laughing at me mourning 😢

 

Mikey:

ESCUSE ME WHAT

Mikey:

IM CLEARLY NOT A MAFIA????

Mikey:

I ONLY LAUGHED BC THE WAY YOU REATCED IS FUNNY

 

Rindou:

Now you're just giving us hints 

 

Mikey:

SOTOP

 

Mucho:

He's panicking, another sign 

 

Mikey:

GUYS LISTEM I SWEAR MY LIFE TO THE DAMN JESUS IM NOT A MAFIA

 

Smiley:

Show us a proof then 

 

Mikey:

KAZU DIDNT GIVE ME THE TOLE 

Mikey:

OUR LAST MESSAGE IS WHEN BEFORE SHIN DIED

 

Hanma:

That long? 

 

Mikey:

YES PLS BELIEVE ME YOU GUYS 😭

 

Izana:

But I don't believe you 

 

Mikey:

WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH????????

 

Izana:

You stole Shin from me 

 

Mikey:

BRO???

 

Izana:

Don't call me that again pls 😁🙌

 

Mikey:

BOY LISTNE I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT YOU AS MY BROTHER BUT YOUR HATRED TOWARSS ME IS MAKIG IT WORDE FOE ME TO GET ALONG WITH U 

 

Izana:

Oh

Izana:

Still won't change the fact that I hate you lmao 

Izana:

And you didn't give any of us a secure proof 

Izana:

Meaning that you're really the mafia 

 

Mikey:

My dark impulse is going to take over me y'all, not clickbait😕

 

They all vote for Mikey

 

Mikey:

EVEN YOU TAKEMITCHY?

Mikey:

I THOUGHT YORUE LOTAL

 

Takemichi:

Sorry Mikey

 

Mikey:

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT MITCHY YOURE MY BITCH 🙁

 

Takemichi:

I don't remember that🥱

 

Mikey:

:((

Mikey:

I'm crying </3

 

Mikey has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

Took y'all so long 

Kazutora:

But anyways,

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Izana:

WGAT

 

Draken:

NO WAY 

 

Chifuyu:

SAY UR JOKING RN 

 

Kazutora:

"I'm joking" 🤥🤥

 

Sanzu:

This game is playing around with my trust issues

 

Chifuyu:

Fr fr 

 

Draken:

Guys hear me out real quick 

Draken:

List out the names of ppl that you guys suspect to be the mafias then gave out ur reasons why

Draken:

I'll go first,,

Draken:

Izana = have been real suspicious by the way he act and gave no sense of care of who got voted out (except for his so called servant)

Mitsuya = too quiet and won't talk until all of us decided on who to vote out 

Mucho = do I even have a reason for this?

 

Baji:

Same with me but change mucho and Wakasa with smiley and ran, they're sketchy 😟😟

 

Chifuyu:

I still can't get used to you having correct spellings 

 

Baji:

Like I said, I'm using autocorrect

 

Emma:

The mafias is really bunch of ppl with good acting 

 

Senju:

...complementing the mafias I see 

 

Emma:

.

Emma:

Are you trying to say I'm a mafia? 

 

Senju:

Maybe

 

Emma:

Girl I only said that they're good at acting like us the villagers 

 

Angry:

We're not certain if you're a villager 

 

Emma:

Y'all really hate the Sano family that much? Who's next, Izana? 😐

 

Izana:

Manjiro deserve getting killed but not Shin and you, you guys are an exception

 

Mikey has gone online

 

Mikey:

I WAS READIHN THE CONVETSATIONG THROUGH MY NOTIFS AND EXCUSE YOU???? YOU ONLY CARE AHUT THEM BUT NOT ME THISBIS UNFAIR WTH

 

Izana:

Boy you're dead go back to the grave 

 

Mikey:

😐

 

Mikey has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

Y'all I'm tired of waiting, just vote who do y'all think the mafia is 

 

Draken:

Not saying we should kill Mitsuya but we should kill Mitsuya, I already gave my reason 

 

Mucho:

Still can't believe you're suspecting me

Mucho:

But kinda stands with your reason 

 

Mitsuya:

Well geez sorry I don't talk that much

 

Hanma:

So you're talking now that you're on ur death line 

 

Mitsuya:

Boy stfu will you

 

Hanma:

Wow rude okay Mitsuya it is

 

They all voted for Mitsuya

 

Mitsuya:

Honestly fuck you guys 

 

Ran:

Time and place?

 

Mitsuya:

Boy wth 

 

Kazutora:

Mitsuya you're dead now go shoo shoo 

 

Mitsuya:

Rude 

 

Mitsuya has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

Guys...........................

Kazutora:

Mitsuya..............h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he's

Kazutora:

Omg I cant say it 😖😣

 

Izana:

You whore just tell us and stop stuttering over text😐

 

Kazutora:

Well make me tell you guys then 

 

Angry:

I know a way 

 

Takeomi:

Well pls convince him to tell us Mitsuya's role 

 

Angry:

It's very easy but I need Mikey to come online first 

 

Mikey has gone online

 

Mikey:

I saw my name, yes????

 

Angry:

Pm 

 

Mikey:

Ehat....ain't no way I'm doing that again 🤒

 

Chifuyu:

GAWD JUST DO IT

Chifuyu:

Wait wait wait

Chifuyu:

Is it what I think it is 😟⁉️

 

Baji:

Fuyu.......yk he can't read your mind through text🤕

Baji:

I thought you're smarter than this 

 

Chifuyu:

Oh cmon just bc you're using autocorrect doesn't mean you're smart 

 

Emma:

LMFOAHDJANE BAJI 

 

Baji:

Stfu Emma, this is why your mother left you 🙄

 

Emma:

OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST 

 

Baji:

Oh but I did

 

Emma:

THIS SI WHY YOUR MOTHER IS DISAPPOINTED IN U 

 

Baji:

I MENA GIRL STFU AND DONT BRIGN MY MOTHER TI THIS

 

Emma:

EXCUSE ME UR THE FIRST ONE WIO STARTED BRINGING MY MYOHER TO THIS 

 

Smiley:

As much as I love witnessing the argument, please stfu and bring this somewhere 

Smiley:

But anyways, @Mikey do what Angry told you to do

 

Mikey:

PSL IM GOING TO BE TRAUMATICED ALL OVER AGAIN 

 

Takemichi:

Good luck Mikey, I'm rooting for you - words from someone who also experienced it 

 

Kazutora:

I'm confused what are you going to do 😟🤨

Kazutora:

Also still won't say what Mitsuya's role is bc I'm in my silly goofy mood 🤪🤪

 

Mikey:

Here goes nothing

 

Ran:

Stop being all dramatic and just do it

 

Mikey:

PLS

Mikey:

Please kindly tell them Mitsuya's role my dear, Kazutora Hanemiya.

 

Kazutora is typing....

 

Takemichi:

OMG YIU ACTUALLY DID IT 

 

Smiley:

LMFOAJDK 

 

Chifuyu:

NO WAY....

 

Baji:

MICHAEL IM ROOTIG GOR U 

 

Senju:

Why are you guys acting so shocked and somehow feel bad for Mikey?

 

Wakasa:

Fr why?

 

Hanma:

I'm somehow scared

 

Draken:

Honestly you should be 

 

Ran:

.

 

Sanzu:

Ok but like is it nescecary for it to be Mikey? It could be someone else 

 

Angry:

Yes it could but if Mikey did it, it'll have more yk impact

 

Mikey:

@Angry fuck you and your mordecai look alike head ass

 

Hanma:

NOT MORDECAI

 

Emma:

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars? 

 

Mikey:

guys send help, instead of kazutora saying it here, he decided to pm me then proceed spamming me 😰😰

 

Smiley:

Deserved

 

Mikey sent an image

 

 

Mikey:

Your welcome ig 😕

Mikey:

I have to deal with Kazutora now 💔💔

 

Mikey has gone offline

 

Chifuyu:

I DJDNT EXPECT THAT ALL ALL⁉️⁉️

 

Ran:

😨😨 I'm glad he didn't vote for me bc I hit his head with a brick-

 

Kazutora:

Hey guys, I'm back 💪💪

Kazutora:

We have three new participants

 

Takemichi has made Kazutora an admin

Kazutora added three people

Kazutora set names for them

 

Kazutora:

Introduce yourselves pls

 

Koko:

Yo

 

Inui (Seishu):

Hey? 

 

Yuzuha:

Hello

 

 

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Chapter 9: Mafia [PT3]

Notes:

this is a very short chapter bcs according to my past self's note:

"I've been sooo busy 😭😭

I just had my exam and gawd my results........ all fail, all of them 30%+ 😞🤞

sorry if its short since im also running out of ideas 😘😘"

yeah...

 

Chapter uploaded: 27 June 2022

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Takemichi has made Kazutora an admin

Kazutora added three people

Kazutora set names for them

 

Kazutora:

Introduce yourselves pls

 

Koko:

Yo

 

Inui (Seishu):

Hey? 

 

Yuzuha:

Hello

 

Emma:

OMG HELLO YUZUHA IVE BEEN WAITING TO TALK TO YOU 

 

Yuzuha:

Hello to you too Emma :))

 

Kazutora:

Please don't use ":))" again yuzuha, it doesn't suit you 😔

Kazutora:

anyways anywho anyhow

Kazutora:

It's night time, the mafias will then choose who's their next target, the doctor will then choose whom they'll save and the detective will choose which person's identity they want to know

Kazutora:

GAH DAMN I sound so cool 

 

Mucho:

You don't sound cool at all 

 

Kazutora:

🤏 this close to kicking you out of the GC

 

Mucho:

Aw Ilyt

 

Ran:

ew

 

Kazutora:

This is my last straw.

 

 

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In the "depressed mafias" gc

*i forgot what time i wrote

in the last chapter so inserting 

random number here lmao* a.m

 

Kazutora added Yuzuha

 

Kazutora:

Let's welcome our new mafia member 🥳🥳

 

Wakasa sent an image

 

 

Wakasa:

oh wait wrong picture

 

Takemichi:

HELP I SHOULDNT LAUGH

 

Benkei:

WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAY PIC

Benkei:

IM CACKLING

 

Yuzuha:

Wow 😐

 

Yuzuha sent an image

 

 

Wakasa:

So the picture that I sent is true

 

Kazutora:

Wakasa......are you...... homophobic 😨😨 ⁉️⁉️

 

Benkei:

Shinichiro is disappointed at you 

 

Takemichi:

Smh 

 

Wakasa:

Yes

Wakasa:

*YES ????

Wakasa:

***YES

Wakasa:

TF IS WRONG WITH THIS KEYBOARD

Wakasa:

BRO I DIDNT EVEN MENTION ANHTHING THAT MAKES ME HOMOPHOBIC.

 

Yuzuha:

Kick him out, homophobic ppl is not allowed here 🤬🤬

 

Benkei:

AFTER ALL THIS TIME......I HANH OUT....WITH A HOMOPHOBIC PERSON 😨⁉️⁉️

 

Wakasa:

BENKEI MY FRIEND MY DUDE MY GUY MY BRO MY CUTIE HONEY SUGAR PIE MY HONEYBUN MY BABUSHONA MY BOOBOO MY BABY CAKES MY SEXY PANTS MY SUGAR LIPS MY DUCKY MY PEPPERONI PIZZA MY TALL SKYSCRAPE MY COLD AIR CONDITIONER MY MONKEY BUNS MY SLOOPYNUTS MY FLIPPERS BUTTERS DOOFUS BAMBI CINNAMON SILLY BILLY TARZAN MY ONE DOLLAR BARBIE WALLMART PHONE MY LORD VOLDEMORT MY CHAMP MY AMIGO MY PAL MY KING MY CUTIE PATOOTIE MY SNUGGLUFFAGUS MY JUJUBEE MY COWPIE MY SLUTTY BUDDY MY SOFT HARD BOUNCY HONKA BODONKERS MY THUNDER CHUNK MY TUBBA WUBBA MY FART BOMBER MY PAYCHECK MY BED BUG 

Wakasa:

YK IM BI SO WHY TF WOULD I BE HOMOPHOBIC ⁉️⁉️

 

Yuzuha:

STOP THE NICKNAMES WHAT IS THAT

 

Kazutora changed one person's name

 

Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:

STOP ISTG IF ITS ME 

Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:

HELP I CAN'T CHANGE MY NAME PLS CHANGE TGE SETTINGS

Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:

CRYING SOBBING

 

Takemichi:

Benkei pls, stop typing and trying 

 

Yuzuha:

IM CACKLING SO HARD 

 

Kazutora:

HELP AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 

Kazutora:

ANYWAYS

Kazutora:

Who do y'all want to kill???

 

Yuzuha:

Angry

 

Wakasa:

HELP THAT'S FAST HE JUST SEND THAT MESSAGE

 

Takemichi:

WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU 

 

Yuzuha:

Mans insult my taste in music

Yuzuha:

BEFORE ANY OF YOU GUYS SPEAK

Yuzuha:

I was listening to Mitski then that mf said her songs is boring

 

Takemichi:

HE WHAT 

 

Kazutora:

NAHHHH HE DID NOT

 

Wakasa:

I KNOW HE DIDNT SAID THAT TO MITSKI 

 

Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug:

NOT MITSKI 

 

Takemichi:

Benkei I think you should just text me privately what you want to say, I'll say them for you 

 

Kazutora:

NO TOURE RUINING THE FUN TAKEMITCHY.

 

Kazutora change one person's name

 

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

istg if it's me again

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

NOW.

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

WTH IS THAT NAME

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

I AINT SOME ROBOT SHIT YOU CREATED 

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

I CANR EVEN MANIPULATE SOMEONE WHAT 

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

AND YK IM NOT TOXIC HELP

 

Yuzuha:

So you're not denying the fact that you're gay? 

 

Wakasa:

BE WHO YOU ARE BAE 😍😍😘😘

Wakasa:

I'LL SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT ‼️‼️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

 

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) left the gc

Kazutora added Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) to the gc

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) left the gc

Kazutora added Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay) to the gc

 

Kazutora:

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWEHRE.

 

Takemichi (Toxic & Manipulative friend, gay):

fuck you.

 

 

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Kazutora:

Hello

 

Draken:

you saying hello without any emojis or cap locks scares me 🧍🏻‍♀️

 

Kazutora:

I'm not even that scary what 😕🤞

Kazutora:

Anyways, who's identity do you want to know next

 

Draken:

Uh mucho

 

Kazutora:

He's neither the mafia nor thw doctor

 

Draken:

YOURE FUCKING JOKING

 

Kazutora:

no I'm not 

 

Draken:

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET 

 

Kazutora:

I don't even know myself 🏳️‍🌈

 

Draken:

what's with the flag bro

 

Kazutora:

** 🧍🏻‍♀️

Kazutora:

WRONF EMIJO 

 

Draken:

emijo 😍😍

 

Kazutora:

I hope you die next

 

 

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Kazutora:

HEYYYYYY 

 

Angry:

Draken

 

Kazutora:

what.

 

Angry:

what

 

Kazutora:

WHYD YOU SUDDENLY SAY HIS NAME 

 

Angry:

BC I ALR KNOW YOURE GOING TO ASK ME WHO AM I GOING TO SAVE AND OBV ITS DRAKEN

 

Kazutora:

oh

Kazutora:

I thought you're about to tell me your feelings for draken

 

Angry:

WHAT

Angry:

HOW'D YOU EVEN GET THAT IDEA PLS 

 

Kazutora:

IM BLAMING THIS ALL TO THE MAFIAS

Kazutora:

😭😭

Kazutora:

#justiceforkazutora

 

Angry:

.

Angry:

maybe you should give your phone back to the security guard

 

Kazutora:

.

Kazutora:

I HOPE YOU DIE.

 

Angry:

YOU GAVE ME A DEATH THREAT ...

 

Kazutora:

WHAT.

 

Angry:

#cancelKazutora #freeangry 

 

Kazutora:

I HATE YOU.

 

 

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Chapter 10: Mafia [PT4]

Notes:

BTW guys, I'm going to clarify that I'm fine with any ships as long as it's not familyxfamily or a ship that has a HUGE age difference, yk, pedophilia

 

Chapter uploaded: 17 July 2022

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at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉📉" gc

at 3:30am

 

Kazutora:

Hello Im back

Kazutora:

It's morning time yall

Kazutora:

Im about to announce you guys who died 

 

Koko:

Just get on to it already 

 

Ran:

Someone's impatient

 

Kazutora:

anyheys

Kazutora:

The mafias killed the modercai looking guy whereas the doctor saves drake

 

Draken:

DRAKE? SRSLY? 

Draken:

thanks for whoever the doctor is 😘

 

Smiley:

LMAO ANGRY IS THAT YOU

 

Angry:

NOW.

Angry:

WAHT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU MAIFAS HELLO????????

 

Rindou:

well maybe bc you suck

 

Ran:

and I'm surprised how you actually know that it's you

 

Angry:

.

Angry:

I SWEAR. 

Angry:

ILL BEAT U TF UP LIKE LAST TIME 

 

Inui (Seishu):

omg a beef 

Inui (Seishu):

I'm rooting for angry 

 

Chifuyu:

BWAT HIS ASS BRO 

Chifuyu:

oh wait

Chifuyu:

you cant 

Chifuyu:

bc yiy dief

 

Baji:

go dig yourself a grave and burry yourself 

 

Angry:

this is fucking bullying

 

Angry has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

uh

Kazutora:

anywyas

Kazutora:

Angry's role is the doctor

Kazutora:

and I also somehow lost the pic of the lists of yall's name 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

 

Sanzu:

WHAT

Sanzu:

HE'S THE DAMN DOCTOR?????????

 

Takemichi:

WHAT

Takemichi:

we aint surviving this next round without a doctor 😭😭

 

Inui (Seishu):

dw mitchy, you will not die

 

Senju:

guys vote inui out, no normal citizens said that

 

Emma:

YEHA.

Emma:

I AGREE WITH SENJU

 

Draken:

Mikey I know you're the one who typed that

 

Mikey has gone online

 

Mikey:

WHAT

Mikey:

HOWD YOU KNOW

Mikey:

I mean

Mikey:

WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME FOR SMTH I DIDNT DO

 

Izana:

you just exposed yourself fucker

 

Mikey:

this is why mother dont love you

 

Hanma:

THAT IS FOUL.

Hanma:

Do it again

 

Izana:

stfu hanma before I beat your ass

 

Hanma:

says the person who died before me lol

 

Ran:

FOUL.

 

Shinichiro has gone online

 

Izana:

what

 

Shinichiro:

stop picking fights omg

Shinichiro:

that is for the both of you, Izana and Mikey

 

Benkei:

omg waka, your wife's here

 

Wakasa:

OMG LOML

Wakasa:

I miss you 🥺🥺😘😘🤭🤭🥰🥰😳😳♥️♥️♥️

 

Shinichiro:

now what the fuck

Shinichiro:

what roles are we playing here

Shinichiro:

why the hell am I a wife

 

Benkei:

omegaverse duh

Benkei:

and obv you're wakasa's omega to his alpha so yeah you're his wife 😍😘

 

Koko:

...

Koko:

Inupi ...are those really the people who you looked up to?

 

Inui (Seishu):

not anymore 🧍🏻‍♀️

 

Mikey:

LMAO SHIN YOU'RE AN OMEGA 

 

Izana:

LMAOOOOO 

 

Emma:

REALLY SHIN? NOT EVEN BETA???? AHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

Takeomi:

Shinichiro got bullied by his younger siblings (NOT CLICKBAIT!! REAL!!) 

 

Chifuyu:

this reminds me of takemichi and jis friends' omegaverse roleplay

 

Takemichi:

now.

 

Rindou:

LMAO WHAT

 

Yuzuha:

Takemichi what 😨😨

 

Inui (Seishu):

.....Takemitchy......

Inui (Seishu):

...🙁

 

Takemichi:

STOP PLS IM FINNA CRY

 

Draken:

that reminds me of us having school in 2 hours.

 

Senju:

HOKY SHIT

Senju:

WAIT YALL IM GOING TO GO OFFLINE

Senju:

I FORGOT I HAVE HW TO FINISH AND FOR IT TO SUBMIT TODAY EARLY IN THE MORNING

 

Chifuyu:

HELPAJSJ ME TOO BYE YALL

 

Kazutora:

Alr ppl we're going to continue this mafia gameplay later after school

 

Mucho:

I forgot you're in jail

 

Kazutora:

I also forgot I'm in jail

Kazutora:

I was too busy giggling, kicking my feet and shi

Kazutora:

ANYWAYSSS

Kazutora:

TAKL TO YOU GUYS LATER

 

Ran:

Takl 😍😍

 

Smiley:

Takl 😍😍

 

Kazutora:

I hate you guys sm.

 

everyone has gone offline

 

 

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after school ends so

at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" gc

at 6:00pm

 

everyone(except for the dead ones lol) has gone online 

 

Chifuyu:

GUYS.

 

Chifuyu has been kicked out by Takemichi

Chifuyu has been added by Kazutora

Takemichi has remove the admin role from Kazutora

Chifuyu has been kicked out by Takemichi

Takemichi changed one person's name 

 

Draken:

what the fuck 

 

Daddy issues (Kazutora):

JUSTICE FOR CHIFUYU

Daddy Issues (Kazutora):

AYO WHAT. 

 

Takemichi:

I said what I said. I mean what I typed.

 

Baji:

GAYS

 

Baji has been kicked out by Takemichi

Daddy Issues (Kazutora) has been kicked out by Takemichi

 

Yuzuha:

NOOOO WHY'D YOU KICK THEM OUT

Yuzuha:

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY ☹️☹️

 

Emma:

I HAVE THE NRWS GUYS

 

Emma has been kicked out by Takemichi

 

Senju:

NOOOOO NOT EMMA.

 

Inui (Seishu):

they should've just said it 

 

Smiley:

LMWOAOAOAO TAKEMICHI AND HIS FRIENDS GOT CAUGHT AGAIN DOING ANOTHER OMEGAVERSE ROLEPLAY, WELL MORE LIKE A CONTINUATION FROM THE LAST ONE

 

Takemichi has made Draken the admin

Takemichi has left the gc

Draken has added Takemichi to the gc

Takemichi has left the gc

Draken has added 9 people to the gc

Draken set nicknames for 5 people

 

Draken:

honestly Takemitchy, you made a wrong decision making me the admin

 

Omega Takemichi:

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THEIR NUMBERS IM CRYING

 

Draken:

I saved their numbers, yk, from last time

 

Omega Takemichi:

DIE ALL OF YOU

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

are we really doing this again 😕🤞

Alpha Yamagishi:

YALL. 

 

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at "Daddy Kink" gc

6:10pm

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

who did you tell takemichi 

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

yk how rumours spread fast right? like even ppl outside of our school knows about our school's rumours right?

 

Kitten #3 (Takuya):

let me guess, they heard about us from ppl talking about it when they exit the school?

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

yes 😞😞

 

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

LOL THIS TIME ITS NOT ME WHO STARTED IT

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

ITS YAMAGISHI

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

EXCUSE ME.

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

YOU STARTED IT ASSHOLE

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

I participated but only a little 😍🤞

Our daddy (Akkun):

its all on you guys LMAO

 

Kitten #3 (Takuya):

AHHAAHAHAHA SAME 

 

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

fuck all of you

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

time and place? /j

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

omg yamagishi.... I didn't know you're in that kind of relationship with makoto....

 

Kitten #3 (Takuya):

wow yamagishi, how could you not tell us

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

do you not trust us? your daddy? your mommy? your brother?

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

WHAT

 

Kitten #2 (Makoto):

ME AND HIM? HELL NAW BRO 

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

HE LIKES GIRLS

 

Our daddy (Akkun):

its okay son to be in denial, sooner or later, you'll start to develop feelings for Makoto 💕💕

 

Kitten #1 (Yamagishi):

same goes for you and Takuya 💕💕

 

Our mommy (Takemichi):

WHAT TAKUYA???? REALLY???????? HOW COULD U NOT TELL YOUR BSF, YOUR BUDDY, THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH AKKUN??????? 

 

Our Mommy (Takemichi) changed 5 people's nicknames

 

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):

...🧍🏻‍♀️

 

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

takemitchy what.

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡︎ (Makoto):

LMAOAIAOOAO

 

Girlfriend, aka brother ♡︎ (Yamagishi):

istg if I'm the "girlfriend"

Girlfriend, aka brother ♡︎ (Yamagishi):

...

 

Lovely sweet son (Takemichi):

AHAHAHHAHA IT FITS YOU GUYS 💕💕

 

Girlfriend, aka brother ♡︎ (Yamagishi):

atp I'll just accept anything I've been through

 

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

same 

 

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):

guys lets go back to uh main gc? ig 

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):

they're spamming

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡︎ (Makoto):

and takemitchy, your nickname doesnr suit you 😕🤞

 

Wife, aka Mom<3 (Takuya) changed one person's name

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

WDYM MAKOTO

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

WHAT

 

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back at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" gc

6:22pm

 

Chifuyu:

WHERED YOU GUYS GO HELLO??

 

Hanma:

idk probably dying of embarrassment

 

Draken:

they're back

 

Ran:

WHERE?

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

haha lol we're back haha

 

Omega Takemichi:

im fucking blaming this all to Makoto

 

Narrator Makoto:

EXCUSE ME.

 

Alpha Akkun:

you're excused

 

Beta Takuya:

the exit is just right in front of you 🤗🤭🤭

 

Baji:

DRAKEN HOWD YOU KNOW THEYRE GOING TO COME

 

Draken:

by guessing

 

Rindou:

someone pls give me context what happened before in their roleplay before they begin their new one

 

Kazutora:

I, am here, your saviour

Kazutora:

so basically two alphas, akkun and yamagishi are fighting for this omega, Takemitchy and yamagishi made the first move! (wow guys)

Kazutora:

soon after, Takemitchy and Yamagishi were dating!! (WOOO!!!) but something came up, ruining their relationship. A beta, Takuya, has been hooking up with Yamagishi a lot

Kazutora:

surprisingly, Takemitchy didn't caught on since he thought it's just an accident but it's becoming annoying as it happened everyday. Tired of the relationship he's in, he tried to break ties between him and Takuya as well as Yamagishi

Kazutora:

they fought (kinda ig) and what a coincidence, our another alpha, Akkun came to interrupt their conversation/arguement

Kazutora:

that's where they stopped (a.k.a getting caught by the teacher)

Kazutora:

also the mafia gameplay will be on hold so the dead ones can come alive for now to witness the roleplay

 

Everyone (The dead ones) has come online

 

Narrator Makoto:

how the fuck do you remember all that what

 

Emma:

im invested 

 

Senju:

SAME 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

 

Sanzu:

please continue where you guys left off 

 

Beta Takuya:

PLEASE DONT PRESSURE US

 

Alpha Akkun:

why are you pressured HELP

Alpha Akkun:

we both barely participate in this one

 

Beta Takuya:

oh yeah lol

 

Narrator Makoto:

...

Narrator Makoto:

are you guys ready?

 

Wakasa:

HELL YEAH 

 

Benkei:

why are you so pumped up

 

Takeomi:

benkei, i know you're also like him and ngl i am too

 

Narrator Makoto:

.. alright let's begin, just a reminder that we're just recreating what we did earlier 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

Narrator Makoto:

"guys, please continue and don't leave the omegaverse roleplay hanging"

 

Beta Takuya:

"yeah nope, I'm done with the role which is being the annoying, relationship ruiner hoe"

 

Hanma:

HELP RELATIONSHIP RUINER HOE?????? 

 

Draken has changed one person's name

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

i have a feeling its me

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

and omg indeed it's me, wow 😕

 

Omega Takemichi:

"fuck you makoto and your roleplay."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"I agree with Takemitchy"

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Man you guys suck"

 

Alpha Akkun:

"Suck on deez nuts RAHHHH!!"

 

Wakasa:

why did I just got a deez nuts joke 🙁 I thought we're already over this....

 

Benkei:

FR 😕 I thought I could escape, I thought I was finally free......

 

Narrator Makoto:

"... Atsushi dragged Takemichi away from the other alpha and trying his best to calm the omega down with his pheromones. Luckily it worked, so then Takemichi stayed with Atsushi for a while as he didn't want to go back to his and Yamagishi's place. At first, he thought he will now finally have a chance with Takemichi but looking at how the omega looks so down because of a fight with his lover, he thought that it'll just be better if he carried on with how it was before, having an unrequited love and is unable to express them. After few weeks, the omega finally gathered up his courage to go back to his and Yamagishi's place, to settle down things properly with him."

 

Smiley:

ayo????? why is this suddenly sad and why tf is it so long

 

Senju:

idk but I feel bad for Atsushi with his unrequited love for Takemitchy 🙁

 

Ran:

off topic but did you really write in that kind of writing?

 

Narrator Makoto:

yeah, to differentiate between the roleplay and our conversation 🧍🏻‍♀️

 

Chifuyu:

I thought you guys said you wrote this on sticky notes

 

Alpha Akkun:

we did, we used lots of em 

 

Senju:

wasting paper smh

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

omg looks guys senju thats wasting paper so doesn't that mean we're also wasting their time with our roleplay

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

omg Takuya! you have a point there! why not we just stop since we're wasting their time?

 

Omega Takemichi:

good idea Yamagishi! 

 

Narrator Makoto:

I also think its a good idea! 

 

Alpha Akkun:

so then, i think we should leave now! 

 

Mikey:

You guys can't leave btw, you have to continue

 

Senju:

I actually take back my words, your roleplay is our entertainment

 

Hakkai:

please continue, I need smth to laugh at

 

Narrator Makoto:

...highway looks so comfy rn 😍🤭

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

atp let's just accept it guys, there's no way we can escape from these ppl

 

Alpha Akkun:

yeah you're right

Alpha Akkun:

"Are you going back there now? Do you want me to accompany you?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Yes I am and I'll be fine on my own, thanks for the offer though, and thank you letting me stay here with you,"

 

Alpha Akkun:

"I'm just glad I'm at least able to help you, stay safe okay?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Oh c'mon Akkun! Have more faith in me, I'll be fine! I'll get going now, see you soon Akkun!"

 

Narrator Makoto:

"The alpha could only smile at him as he watched Takemichi walking towards his and Yamagishi's place,"

 

Alpha Akkun:

"Goddamnit Makoto why can't you do the ending for me"

Alpha Akkun:

"I pray for you to be happy from the bottom of my heart,"

 

Narrator Makoto:

"The Alpha whispered to himself as he smiled sadly, knowing the fact that he can't be with Takemichi as lovers and could only stays as friends."

 

Mikey:

yo....

 

Chifuyu:

bro...

Chifuyu:

dw Akkun, I'll be the omega to your alpha instead, use me as your replacement to forget Takemichi

 

Hakkai:

but fuyu, what about Baji 🙁

Hakkai:

i-i-i-i... thought...you guys are together....

 

Baji:

fuyu how could you 🙁 you cheater

 

Senju:

NOW HOLD TF ON....

 

Emma:

y-y-y-you guys ... a-a-a-are dating...?!

Emma:

Baji how dare you..why didn't you tell me, betrayer 💔

Emma:

I support you Fuyu, you're not a cheater 💞

Emma:

go abandon Baji 🤗

Emma:

oh also Takemichi, you chose the wrong person to date tbh like you could've choose Atsushi smh

 

Omega Takemichi:

.... omg how did this rope get around my neck?

 

Chifuyu:

PARTNER NO DON'T DO IT

 

Draken:

chifuyu hes joking

 

Chifuyu:

WITHOUT ME

 

Ran:

wth is even happening rn 

 

Yuzuha:

You guys keep getting off track omg

Yuzuha:

Can't the admin idk mute all of us except the one who participated in the roleplay?

Yuzuha:

cause yk, there wont be any interruptions 

 

Emma:

can you add Hina? I alr explained the whole thing to her

 

Chifuyu:

rip partner 🙁

 

Draken:

I mean I can do that

 

Hanma:

LMAO NOT HIM HAVING HIS GF WITNESSING THIS ROLEPLAY

 

Rindou:

L him, W her 

 

Wakasa:

HELP I ALUHHED

 

Draken added someone

Draken set a name for them

Draken muted everyone (except the ones who participated in the roleplay)

 

Draken:

you guys can continue now

 

Omega Takemichi:

... 🙁🙁

 

Narrator Makoto:

just do it guys, the faster we do this the faster our suffering will end

Narrator Makoto:

"As soon as Takemichi reached the place, he was greeted by a certain beta who's standing in front of the front door"

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"makoto pls i thought im done with the roleplay"

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"Micchan!! There you are! I was worried sick about you, where have you been?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Drop the fucking act Takuya, and go away,"

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"I just wanted to apologize for-"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"I already forgave you but, that doesn't mean that we're still on good terms. So go, I don't want to deal with you right now,"

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

".. I'm sorry again, I'll get going. Thank you for forgiving me,"

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"ok bye lol, me and Akkun already did our part, its on you three now, mostly Yamagishi and Takemitchy"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"i despise life sm"

 

 

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Chapter 11: Mafia [PT5]

Notes:

this chapter is not even ab mafia anymore but like... also this was inspired by mammonxdiavolo fanfic at ao3 but i forgot the name

 

Chapter uploaded: 27 November 2022

Chapter Text

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Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"Micchan!! There you are! I was worried sick about you, where have you been?"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Drop the fucking act Takuya, and go away,"

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"I just wanted to apologize for-"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"I already forgave you but, that doesn't mean that we're still on good terms. So go, I don't want to deal with you right now,"

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

".. I'm sorry again, I'll get going. Thank you for forgiving me,"

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

"ok bye lol, me and Akkun already did our part, its on you three now, mostly Yamagishi and Takemitchy"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"i despise life sm"

Omega Takemichi:

Can I judt

Omega Takemichi:

not.

 

Beta relationship ruiner hoe Takuya:

just get over w/ it fast

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

yeah michi pls make it fast IM ON THEE VERGE OF CRYING ALREADY 😭

 

Narrator Makoto:

just have to repeat what you wrote

Narrator Makoto:

"Takuya then left the omega male alone, not wanting to cause another ruckus again. Yamagishi, a man with a stressed-out appearance, was waiting when Takemichi opened the front door after taking a deep breath and mustering all his courage."

Narrator Makoto:

"Yamagishi approached the other man as soon as he became aware of Takemichi's presence, holding his shoulders tightly out of fear that Takemichi would leave him once more."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"Where have you been, sweetheart? I'm so scared out of my mind-wait, don't tell me you're hogging another alpha!"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Don't even try to act like you're my lover right now; just get your hands off of me."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"Please don't leave me, my sweetheart; I won't do it again."

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Yamagishi attempted to entice the other man by releasing pheromones, but unfortunately for him, Takemichi yanked away from Yamagishi and yelled at him in a furious manner."

 

Omega Takemichi:

"Leave me alone for god's sake! We're done; I'm never coming back to you. I'd had it with your blatant lies and the way you treated me like I wasn't your lover."

Omega Takemichi:

"Furthermore, making excuses is pointless and will only make you appear foolish."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"You dare talk back to me?!"

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Takemichi was startled by Yamagishi's shout to the point that he hadn't realized the other man was slowly approaching him."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"You still love me, so you won't leave. You made the decision to choose me as your lover. Don't ever leave me, you even admitted to me once that you're worried about losing me. I'll make a promise to treat you better."

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Takemichi resisted crying the entire time. Now that they had lost everything, why did the alpha even try to treat him like a lover?"

Narrator Makoto:

"After a brief pause, the omega male responds to Yamagishi."

 

Omega Takemichi:

"I no longer love you as much as I once did. Why? mainly because I became weary of our relationship. I'm sick of how you treat me like a possession you use solely for your own pleasure rather than as a lover."

Omega Takemichi:

"I'm sick of the way you disregarded me and didn't even return my affection. I'm sick and tired of how you just threw away my love for you."

Omega Takemichi:

"Moreover, I'm sick of your view of me as weak simply because my second gender is an omega."

 

Narrator Makoto:

"The omega felt wet tears streaming from his eyes down to his cheeks, and before he knew it, he was sobbing."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"I tried to reach out to you so we could fix that problem but you kept rejecting me."

 

Narrator Makoto:

"What in the world is this man saying? Takemichi sensed his rage building."

 

Omega Takemichi:

"When exactly did that happen? I begged you for your love and attention for so long, but you would only ignore me."

Omega Takemichi:

"This argument is not making any progress. Are you aware of how immature you are? Always picking fights, shoving people away, and then only returning to them when you're in need. It annoys me that you are currently doing it to me."

 

Narrator Makoto:

"I'm going to really end it quickly bc im tired"

Narrator Makoto:

"Takemichi yearned love and affection-- and the alpha male provided him with it. Only a little. Keeping him on the edge. Yamagishi gave him love but not enough-- but since Takemichi knew how much the man actually loves him-- he stayed. He will stay."

Narrator Makoto:

"Being with Yamagishi-- who only provided small amount of affection-- was much more important and much more needed for Takemichi's mental health."

Narrator Makoto:

"Yamagishi's harsh words made him feel unsure but the possessiveness it held along made Takemichi hope longer. Till it clicked-- Yamagishi just coming to peace with his obsession. He was confused before but now?"

Narrator Makoto:

"The alpha male knew what he had to do. By releasing his pheromones, he succeeds luring the omega into his arms."

 

Alpha Yamagishi:

"I love you Takemichi, so don't leave as nothing--"

 

Omega Takemichi:

"--can keep us apart."

 

Narrator Makoto:

"Yamagishi's unsure of how he managed to convince Takemichi to come back to him (it was probably due to the way he manipulates and gaslights the other male), but he doesn't care. He is now the sole owner of Takemichi. They won't be separated by anyone. Not even death itself."

 

Omega Takemichi:

we're done.

 

Alpha Akkun:

So glad i didnt appear at the very end, also that ending isn't very satisfying? good? idk there's just smth off ab it 

 

Draken has unmuted everyone

Draken changed 5 people's nicknames

 

Senju:

...nah

 

 

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Chapter 12: Mafia [PT6]

Notes:

GUYS WE'RE FINALLY AT THE CHAPTER I DID LAST YEAR YIPPEE

 

Chapter uploaded: 6 April 2024

Chapter Text

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At "Daddy Kink" groupchat

6:47pm

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

I hate this sm

 

Girlfriend, aka brother ♡ (Yamagishi):

And you know who to blame !! 

 

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):

And who may that be? :O

 

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

Makoto !! 

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

Man fuck you guys 🙁

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

Always blaming me

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

Well yea obv bc YOURE THE CAUSE OF THIS WHOLE DAMN MESS

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

IM EMBARRASSED

 

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

If you guys receive a news about a high schooler committing suicide because of a roleplay that Makoto created, that's me !! 😁

 

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):

Sweetheart no, don't commit suicide bc of Makoto that'll be a pathetic reason to die

 

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

ohmygod

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

you're right

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

Thanks for snapping me out of it love <3

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

Ew get your cheesy asses out of here 🙄😒

 

Girlfriend, aka brother ♡ (Yamagishi):

Are you going to ignore the fact that they said dying bc of you is pathetic?

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

I hv selective hearing, what was that?

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

DAWG THIS IS TEXT MESSAGES FYM SELECTIVE HEARING

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

**Eyesight

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

ARE YOU FR RN THAYS KOT EVEN A THING HELLO??????

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

Well I made it a thing so suck it up

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

MOM WHY DID YOU APPROVE WHY DID YOI GIVE HIM YOUR BLESSING AS YOUR SON IN LAW TUOS IS UNACCEPTABLE

 

Wife, aka Mom <3 (Takuya):

I was threatened 😿

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

MY DEAR BROTHER YAMAGISHI WHY DID YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT TOXIC STUPID PLECTORHINCHUS LOOKING AHH GUY

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto) kicked Emo gay son (Takemichi) out

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) added Emo gay son (Takemichi)

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) made Emo gay son (Takemichi) admin

Emo gay son (Takemichi) kicked Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto) out

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) added Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto)

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun) made Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto) admin

 

Husband, aka Dad <3 (Akkun):

Enough is enough

 

Emo gay son (Takemichi):

HE STARTED IT FIRST????????

 

Boyfriend, aka brother-in-law ♡ (Makoto):

NO???????? YOU INSULTED ME FIRST THE FUCK

 

Girlfriend, aka brother ♡ (Yamagishi):

Here we go again ☠️

 

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Meanwhile....

At "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

6:47pm

 

5 people have gone offline

 

Yuzuha:

So @Hina ...

 

Emma:

How are you feeling my dearest? 🎤

 

Wakasa:

the dearest is so unnecessary

 

Senju:

why are you so bitter

 

Wakasa:

MY MAN SHINICHIRO IS NOT HERE TAHST WHY IM BITTER GO AWAY 

 

Senju:

eww that's the reason why im homophobic but only towards you 😒

 

Wakasa:

this is why I hate girls like you 🖕

 

Shinichiro:

im here though?

 

Wakasa:

HELLO MY PRINCESS <333333 I MISS HAVING YOU IN MY ARMS

 

Shinichiro:

<3 I miss you too

 

Senju:

im 𝕿𝕳𝕽𝕺𝖂𝕴𝕹𝕲 up that is so disgusting 

Senju:

I hope you guys will 𝕹𝕰𝖁𝕰𝕽 find eachother in any alternate universes or whatever in another lives 😂🙏

 

(she was typing "throwing" and "never" btw)

 

Sanzu:

what the hell is that

 

Senju:

my inner alpha 🐺🐺

 

Takeomi:

srry bro shes going thru a phase

 

Wakasa:

@Senju sounds like you have mental illness

 

Senju:

YOU'RE MENTAL ILLNESS. 

 

Wakasa:

thats rude, not a way to talk to your elders 

 

Senju:

WE'RE ONLY A FEW YEARS APART??????

 

Shinichiro:

stop it guys

 

Senju:

YOU STOP TALKING "stop it guys 🥺🥺🥺" PICK ME LOOKING AHH

 

Shinichiro:

😐

 

Senju:

srry bro dk what came over me 🙏

 

Wakasa:

YOU APOLOGIZED TO HIM BUT NOT ME???????

 

Senju:

hes nice to me, UNLIKE SOMEONE 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

 

Wakasa:

I wish I could really strangle you yk

 

Senju:

@Shinichiro Wakasa is threatening to torture me first before he murdered me 😿

 

Wakasa:

STOP TWISTING MY WORDS

 

Hina:

Okay... I'll stop you guys right there

Hina:

Anyway, to answer your question Emma

Hina:

Hina expected it already so I feel okay

 

Hanma:

nah what

 

Hina:

Hina participated once in their shenanigans so it's expected and not really shocking, though I must say this one has a sad/toxic ending than the ones they usually did 

 

Chifuyu:

HINA WHATT 

Chifuyu:

WDYM YOU PARTICIPATED OJCE 

 

Mikey:

HINA TOURE BETTER THAN THIS 💔💔💔

 

Izana:

Why are you alive?

Izana:

Go back to being dead.

 

Draken:

hate to say this but he's right, you shouldn't be alive rn

 

Smiley:

youre alrdy killed by the mafias 😂😂 weak ahh 

 

Mikey:

SHUT IP

Mikey:

Why do guys hate me sm

Mikey:

ITS THE WROLD AGAINST ME 🙁

 

Hanma:

I audibly giggled fym world its only a few ppl 😂

 

Mikey:

Bye my dark impulse is taking over me 

 

Mikey has sent an image

 

 

Mikey:

Watch out @Hanma 

 

Mikey has gone offline

 

Rindou:

LMAOOOOOO 

 

Hanma:

I can't wait for his arrival ~ ! ♡

 

Mikey has gone online

 

Mikey:

Bro was ab to dab me up wth

Mikey:

hes creepy

 

Hanma:

he ran away 😞

 

Mucho:

now how did you

 

Mitsuya:

Don't ask

 

Mucho:

Aint u supposed to be dead too

 

Mitsuya:

Man I wish I killed you

 

Mucho:

well im alive and well 🥱🥱🥱

 

Hina:

Anyway... stopping you guys again there

Hina:

@Chifuyu @Mikey Makoto dragged me to it honestly 🤷‍♀️

 

Senju:

Speaking of them, where are they

 

Ran:

probably dying of embarrassment since theyre not online rn

 

Draken:

they're online

 

Ran:

what? no they're not

 

5 people have gone online

 

Ran:

WHAT THE FUCK

 

Mucho:

how is that even possible

 

Draken:

instinct 🤷‍♀️

 

Emma:

So @Atsushi @Takuya @Yamagishi @Makoto @Takemichi , what's your thoughts? How are you feeling after completing the roleplay

 

Takemichi:

i feel like shit 

 

Yamagishi:

real

 

Atsushi:

ngl im glad i didnt play a major role unlike the two of them so i feel fine, ig 

 

Takuya:

i dont like it, i played a role where i have to be a homewrecker

Takuya:

i promise im not like that 🙏

 

Makoto:

im not satisfied with the ending idk it feel empty?

 

Sanzu:

fr? i thought the ending is perfect

Sanzu:

love the toxicity in the relationship

 

Kazutora:

OMFG I AGREE WITH YOU FOR ONCEEE

 

Ran:

@Sanzu would you like me to treat you like that too?

 

Rindou:

**us

 

Sanzu:

EXVUSE ME?? 

 

Ran:

<33

 

Benkei:

whats up with sanzu pulling the haitanis 

Benkei:

what rizz does he have bro

Benkei:

i canr even pull anyone

 

Takeomi:

me

Takeomi:

you pulled me

 

Benkei:

what

 

Takeomi:

what?

 

Senju:

WHAT

 

Sanzu:

what.

 

Wakasa:

SHIN HE FINALLY DID IT PAY UP 

 

Shinichiro:

DAMNIT I THOUGHT HES A COWARD 😞

 

Inui Seishu:

Whatt is happening 😭

 

Koko:

Sanzu pulling Haitanis, Benkei announced he can't pull anyone until Takeomi said he actually pulled someone and that someone is him and they're both flustered whereas Sanzu and Senju are shocked that their brother is gay, and at the same time Shinichiro and Wakasa were betting whether Takeomi will confess his feelings out or not which Shinichiro thought he will not thus he lost the bet

 

Emma:

Thanks for the explanation I guess !

 

Hina:

Is this normal for you guys ?

 

Smiley:

unfortunately yes

 

Kazutora:

anyways

 

4 people have left the group

 

Kazutora:

WHY DID YHEY LEAVR SO QUICKLY HELLO?

 

Emma:

the mafia game guys

 

Hina:

I'll take my leave now, goodbye <33

 

Hina left the group

 

Kazutora:

Was ab to invite them but... ANYWAYS

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

Here are the list of people that's left

 

Chifuyu:

how did you get our pictures and why is it arranged like we're in a survival show 

 

Izana:

Why am I the only serving cunt there?

 

Inui Seishu:

I wanted to disagree but you're right like hello?

Inui Seishu:

You look so damn gorgeous there, I might actually start to giggle and blush over your appearance ngl

 

Koko:

INUPI WHAR

 

Chifuyu:

NO BC HES RIGHT THOUGH 

Chifuyu:

except I actually giggled and blush 

 

Emma:

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SIMPING OVER MY BROTHER 

 

Inui Seishu:

HES FINE OKAY 

Inui Seishu:

I wouldn't mind getting beaten up by him 🤭

 

Chifuyu:

NAHH WHAT- same.

 

Izana:

Oh, didn't expect those.

 

Draken:

ofc you didn't...

 

Izana:

Actually, you both look beautiful too. 

Izana:

The green eyes of both of yours give me a vivid view of how naturally beautiful you both are, just like the nature you believe in showering unconditional love irrespective of what you get in return.

 

Chifuyu and Inui Seishu have gone offline

 

Koko:

I'm in the same room with inupi rn and he's screaming and giggling, I think he's about to faint

 

Baji:

chifuyu fainted, his cheeks are both red

 

Koko:

okay inupi is now the same as chifuyu

 

Emma:

WHY ARE YOU GOOD AT COMPLETING I THOUGHT YOURE SOMEONE WHOS BAD AT IT .

 

Ran:

thats what I thought too until he suddenly complimented my braids 🥹

 

Emma:

OMFG EVEN OTHER FEATURES TOO? SO ITS NOT ONLY THE EYES?????

 

Rindou:

hes good at complimenting everything

 

Sanzu:

If he complimented me, I would faint too cause that type of compliment is very flattering

Sanzu:

And I understand their reaction too, cause he's actually gorgeous it's unfair, I'm jealous

Sanzu:

i dont have the looks nor do i have the personality 💔 I have nothing

 

Izana:

You do have the looks? The green eyes of yours give me the purest form of love when the morning dew drops are placed on the leaves just waiting to merge with the beautiful nature.

 

Sanzu has gone offline

 

Smiley:

NAH BRO PULLING ALL THE GREEN EYED BITCHES 

 

Yuzuha:

WHWRR ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE COMPLIMENTS

Yuzuha:

BOTH OF THEM ARE DIFFERENT YET THEYRE AB THE SAME THING WHICH IS GREEN EYES

Yuzuha:

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT SEARCH IT ON GOOGLE OR SMTH

 

Izana:

What do you mean?

 

Kakucho:

He gets it from himself, he never googled compliments 😭

 

Senju:

BRO

Senju:

THATS A TALENT RIGHT THWRE

 

Ran:

bro is taking sanzu away from us 

 

Rindou:

right 💔💔

 

Hanma:

he was never yours in the first place

 

Rindou:

and who asked for your opinion

 

Hanma:

no one but i just wanted to give you guys a reality check (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)♡

 

Rindou:

emoticons doesn't suit you stop it

Rindou:

youre ruining it

 

Hanma:

it suits me alr 

Hanma:

like hold on

Hanma:

@Rindou (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

Hanma:

js gave you a kiss on the cheek 

 

Rindou:

im going to vomit STOP

 

Hanma:

vomit in my mouth 🫰

 

Rindou:

THAYS DISGUSTING????? SOMEONE PLS HELP ME GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN

 

Emma:

we need Hina to stop people from talking nonsense any further 😿😿

 

Takemichi:

well she's busy right now so she unfortunately can't be added 

 

Emma:

howd you know

 

Takemichi:

because I'm familiar with her routine?

 

Emma:

I forgot you're her boyfriend ngl

 

Takemichi:

I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult 

 

Emma:

insult

 

Takemichi:

compliment it is I guess 

 

Emma:

😐

 

3 people have gone online

 

Wakasa:

Theyre back

 

Chifuyu:

I never had fainted over a man before this is so new 

 

Inui Seishu:

RIGHT

 

Sanzu:

Izana is my gay awakening.

 

Chifuyu:

WORD 

 

Baji:

i thought i was your gay awakening?

 

Chifuyu:

🤐🤐

 

Baji:

betrayer.

 

Izana:

Should I be flattered?

 

Kazutora:

YES YOU SHOULD??? YOU PULLED BOTH WOMAN AND MAN

Kazutora:

i can't pull anybody

Kazutora:

the only thing i can pull is these cats who kept appearing out of nowhere

 

Draken:

cat distribution chooses someone like you?

 

Kazutora:

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

 

Emma:

ANYWAY BESIDES THE POINT

Emma:

you guys keep forgetting ab the mafia game

 

Draken:

Oh right, before that

 

Draken has made Kazutora the admin

Kazutora muted 6 people

 

Kazutora:

I muted the ppl who are dead so yk

Kazutora:

where did we stop last time?

 

Yuzuha:

You announcing angry's death and him being the doctor who saves draken

 

Kazutora:

thank god you remember it i have a goldfish memory

Kazutora:

anyway SOOOOO WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK IS THE MAFIAA vote votee

 

Rindou:

Hanma

 

Senju:

Wakasa

 

Hanma:

Oh c'mon honey rinrin, don't be like this :(

 

Wakasa:

BRO WHY DO YOU HATE ME SM

 

Senju:

you suck

 

Rindou:

that applies to you too Hanma and don't call me that

 

Baji:

idk who to vote ill js side with the majority

 

Smiley:

okay no we should vote out ppl carefully 

Smiley:

it couldnt be Mucho since Mitsuya, a mafia, said he wished he killed him earlier

Smiley:

i cant pinpoint others though 

 

Benkei:

okay then we vote for who's the most suspicious, excluding Mucho since his identity is confirmed he's a villager

 

Mucho:

yippee

 

Sanzu:

ik you did not say that irl bet your face is like 😐

 

Mucho:

I wanted to sound happy okay

 

Takemichi:

okay since you're a villager Mucho, who do you think is the mafia

 

Mucho:

Kokonoi? I'm not sure my guessing game is bad

Mucho:

dont trust me 

 

Takemichi:

?

Takemichi:

oh ya true I remember that time where you thought I'm a traitor 😭

 

Mucho:

you js seemed suspicious at that time okay

 

Koko:

bro why me I js joined bruv

 

Mucho:

oh 

Mucho:

if thats the case then idk

 

Hanma:

we cant depend on him ☠️

 

Rindou:

vote hanma out hes the mafia

 

Emma:

wait how many mafias are left? and how many were there in the beginning

 

Kazutora:

6 people and now there are 4 mafias left and let me explain the rest too

Kazutora:

no doctor left, 1 detective remaining

Kazutora:

and there are originally 18 villagers and now theres 15 left

 

Emma:

thanks tora

 

Senju:

IDK WHOS THE MAFIA THIS IS HELL

 

Emma:

vote whos the most suspicious ig thats the least thing we could do 

 

Koko:

hanma

 

Rindou:

hanma

Rindou:

great minds think alike 

 

Hanma:

bro what did i do to you koko

Hanma:

and HONEY RINRINN :(( IM SAD YOU THINK IM THE MAFIA

 

Kazutora changed one person's name

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

watch my name get changed to that

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

and im right 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

i hate life

 

Smiley:

LMAO HONEY RINRIN 

 

Ran:

youre not even sweet like honey

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

TELL THAT TO HANMA????

 

Hanma:

call me shuji babe ♡

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

gross

 

Hanma:

i thought we are on the first name basis?

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

you thought

 

Hanma:

aw :(

 

Senju:

ew

 

Wakasa:

now why are YOU bitter 

 

Senju:

leave me alone???? gosh

 

Takeomi:

right leave her alone

 

Senju:

i didnt ask you to defend me

 

Takeomi:

be grateful im defending you?????

 

Senju:

so you think I'm someone who can't defend herself?

 

Emma:

as much as I would like to see it go down, stop it 

 

Senju:

anything for you emma <3

 

Wakasa:

down bad 

 

Yuzuha:

as if you're not the same towards Shinichiro

 

Wakasa:

why are you mean to me I have done nothing to you

 

Yuzuha:

srry man it js pissed me off that you abandoned your handsome look during your teen days

 

Kazutora:

no bc real tho

Kazutora:

he might be my gay awakening if he keeps up that appearance

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

LIKE DAMNNNNN

 

Senju:

i would actually act nice bc im quite a sucker for pretty ppl

 

Wakasa:

brb let me change rq

 

Senju:

no need, your shitty personality rn suits your current look

 

Wakasa:

OMI WHY IS YOUR SISTER ACTING LIKE THIS

Wakasa:

WHY IS SHE REBELLIOUS

 

Takeomi:

like i said shes going thru a phase so excuse her

 

Wakasa:

this is bullying i swear

 

Smiley:

is this normal in Brahman

 

Benkei:

unfortunately yea

 

Smiley:

i forgot you're in brahman

Smiley:

you barely talked that's why, dont hv that much appearance

 

Benkei:

i js dk what to say

 

Baji:

ril

 

Koko:

why are you guys so dry 

 

Takemichi:

you're one to talk 

 

Inui Seishu:

uhm anyway besides the point, I vote for emma ( srry )

 

Emma:

WHAT WHY

Emma:

is killing two Sanos not enough for you guys 💔💔

 

Inui Seishu:

oh yea srry mb darling

Inui Seishu:

hanma then

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

I LOVE YOU INUI 

 

Emma:

OMG INUI LOVE YOU SM 

 

Draken:

ouch

 

Hanma:

ouch (2)

 

Takemichi:

I understand why Draken says that bc hes been pinning on Emma but doesnt have any balls to ask her out even tho she clearly likes him back ( what a pussy )

Takemichi:

but Hanma? srsly?

 

Baji:

not draken getting his ass exposed by takemitchy

 

Chifuyu:

partner ☠️

 

Takemichi:

I HATE BEINF THE DAMN THIRD WHEELER OKAY IM SICK AND TIRED

 

Chifuyu:

HOW DO U THINK I FEEL WHENEVER IM WITH U AND HINA 

 

Takemichi:

YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING THE BALLS TOO TO ASK BAJI OUT SMH

 

Baji:

what

 

Chifuyu:

gun to my head dont play with me rn

 

Takemichi:

okay

Takemichi:

anyway vote hanma out ! 😝

 

Chifuyu:

CHIFUYU MATSUNO FOUND DEAD IN A TUB AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS ON TRYING TO DROWN WITH A TOASTER ACTING AS A BATHBOMB

 

Smiley:

attention seeker

 

Chifuyu:

i hate you guys

 

Kazutora:

okay so there's currently 4 votes on Hanma from Rindou, Inui, Koko, Takemitchy

Kazutora:

the rest?

 

Smiley:

takeomi

 

Sanzu:

takeomi

 

Senju:

i changed my mind from wakasa, its takeomi now

 

Wakasa:

takeomi

 

Benkei:

takeomi

 

Takeomi:

WHAT DID I DO TO ALL OF YOU

 

Kazutora:

4 votes on Hanma, 5 on Takeomi

 

Ran:

hanma

 

Emma:

hanma

 

Yuzuha:

takeomi

 

Kazutora:

its a tie now 6 - 6

 

Baji:

Hanma

 

Draken:

takeomi

 

Hanma:

takeomi

 

Takeomi:

Hanma

 

Chifuyu:

Hanma

 

Mucho:

takeomi

 

Kazutora:

still a tie, 9-9

Kazutora:

who hasn't voted?

 

Inui Seishu:

Izana?

 

Takeomi:

good luck @Hanma

 

Hanma:

same goes for you too 😞

Hanma:

our fate falls onto Izana's hands

 

Izana:

Well,

Izana:

I have barely interacted with the two of them so I'm not quite sure, but from the looks of it I doubt any of them is the mafia.

Izana:

So I'll just vote on someone random which is Koko.

 

Kazutora:

Okay, so 9 votes on Hanma, 9 votes on Takeomi and 1 vote on Koko

Kazutora:

no one is eliminated this time so the night then falls

Kazutora:

alrighty guys ! brb let me talk to the detective and the mafias

 

Takeomi:

we survived omfg

 

Hanma:

on pure luck

Hanma:

thanksies Izana 

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

man he should've died

 

Hanma:

HONEY RINRIN :((((((

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

no.

 

Hanma:

im coming over :(

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

NO DONR???

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

ran lock the doors

 

Ran:

on it 

 

Chifuyu:

i hope you die next @Takemichi

 

Takemichi:

still bitter ab it but idc 🥱🥱

 

Chifuyu:

i wonder how this gun appears in my hand

 

Takemichi:

ooo scary 😱😫 shivers me timbers 🥶🥶

 

Senju:

im voting on you next Wakasa

 

Wakasa:

OMI PLS CONTROL YOUR SISTER 

 

Takeomi:

no thanks

 

Wakasa:

BENKEI

 

Benkei:

idk bro its all on u

 

Inui Seishu:

Do I have the permission to ask you out? @Izana 

 

Koko:

INUPI I RHOUGT WE'RE DONE OVER THAT

 

Inui Seishu:

nope

 

Izana:

Uhm, well I guess yea. 

 

Sanzu:

NOT FAIR????? 

 

Inui Seishu:

first come first serve

Inui Seishu:

I believed I have secured the man bye guys I'm no longer single 😝😝

 

Sanzu:

what ab koko

 

Inui Seishu:

uhm leave him ig

 

Koko:

wow

Koko:

alr 💔💔

 

Yuzuha:

so many things is happening at the same time ☠️

 

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in the "depressed mafias" gc

at 7:17pm

 

Kazutora:

hello my dearest mafias

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

kill hanma off so rindou get voted out 😝😝😝 like killing two birds with one stone 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

BRO WHY IS MY NAME STILL LIKE THAT

 

Yuzuha:

I agree with killing hanma off 

Yuzuha:

and js embrace your name

 

Wakasa:

I wanted to say senju bc shes been pissing me off but hanma it is i guess

 

Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug (Benkei):

so hanma is our final decision?

Wakasa's friend, dude, guy, bro, cutie honey sugar pie, honeybun, babooshona, booboo, baby cakes, sexy pants, sugar lips, ducky, pepperoni pizza, tall skyscraper, cold air conditioner, monkey buns, sloopynuts, flippers, butter, doofus, bambi, cinnamon, silly billy, tarzan, one dollar barbie wallmart phone, lord Voldemort, champ, amigo, pal, king, cutie patootie, snuggluffagus, jujubee, cowpie, slutty buddy, soft hard bouncy honka bodonkers, thunder chunk, tubba wubba, fart bomber, paycheck and bed bug (Benkei):

are you fr rn 

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

LMAO THE WAY ITS COVERING UP THE WHOLE SCREEN IM CACKLING

 

Yuzuha:

thats why i said to embrace your name 😭

 

Kazutora:

i forgot to change it back hold on

 

Kazutora changed one person's name

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

only one?

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

okay... ik you hate me... 🥀🥀

 

Benkei:

is it me? hopefully it is

Benkei:

OML i had never felt this relieved in my entire life

 

Kazutora:

yes i hate u takemitchy and hanma it is!!

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

this is why you can't pull anybody

 

Kazutora:

at least cats likes me

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

they chose the wrong person to like then, poor them.

 

Wakasa:

yes fight ! 

 

Yuzuha:

enough fighting ohmygod.

 

-----

 

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Draken

 

Kazutora:

hi

 

Draken:

hanma

 

Kazutora:

villager

 

Draken:

srs?

 

Kazutora:

yea

 

Draken:

i was rlly hoping hes the mafia so i hv a reason to kill him off 

 

Kazutora:

whats up with the hatred towards hanma bro

 

Draken:

idk he js pisses me off

 

Kazutora:

understandable HAHAHAH

Kazutora:

anyway adios good luck surviving out there as a detective without the doctor

 

Draken:

im going to be emo

 

Kazutora:

arent u alrdy one since Emma said ily to Inui?

 

Draken:

uh 

Draken:

rn its level 2 emo

 

Kazutora:

nah... 

 

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Hanma

 

Kazutora:

yo hanma guess what

 

Hanma:

is honey rinrin asking u for help to see if im taken or not and if im not hes going to ask me out?

 

Kazutora:

uhm no ...

 

Hanma:

oh then i wont hear out on whatever you're going to say 

 

Kazutora:

im still going to say it anyway

Kazutora:

js wanted to let you know youre dying

Kazutora:

how would u like me to announce your death?

 

Hanma:

oh damn 

Hanma:

I survived but at what cost 😞

Hanma:

announced it however you want ig 😞😞 

Hanma:

im going to listen to bruno mars while crying

 

Kazutora:

... okay then

Kazutora:

so many ppl are acting all emo tdy

 

Hanma:

i dont have a minute to be silly so now im falling into deep depression

 

Kazutora:

and i could care less !!

 

Hanma:

my friend is not comforting me and I've been rejected countless times by honey rinrin this is sorrowful

 

Kazutora:

okay bye

 

 

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Chapter 13: Mafia [PT7]

Notes:

the rules of the mafia was changed js a lil bcs i don't remember how it was before

 

Chapter uploaded: 9 April 2024

Chapter Text

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At "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

7:21pm

 

Kazutora:

the sun has risen and it's now morning

Kazutora:

im ab to announce who's dead 😝

 

Senju:

is it wakasa

Senju:

plz let it be him omfg 

 

Wakasa:

LEAVE ME ALONE 😔

 

Kazutora:

... okay !

Kazutora:

the mafias were on a stroll, hunting down villagers when they saw one pitiful villager named Hanma who was crying while listening to bruno mars after getting rejected countless times by Rindou

Kazutora:

and so they decided to kill his pitiful ass

Kazutora:

and his last words were:

 

Hanma:

"If not in this life then let us be together in another life my sweet, lovely Rindou..." 

 

Kazutora has muted one person

 

Kazutora:

and guess what his identity was????

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Smiley:

AINT NO WAYYYYYY 

Smiley:

we know who to blame for his death...

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

his last words are so cringe

 

Yuzuha:

but they're for you?

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

yea no thanks

 

Izana:

It seems like I'm right for the fact that he's not the mafia.

 

Inui Seishu:

NEVER DOUBT KUROKAWA IZANA

 

Inui Seishu sent an image

 

 

Chifuyu:

the way you're still hung up over him is insane ( same ) 

 

Mucho:

idk what part of him you guys see as attractive 

 

Sanzu:

you js dont get it the way we get him 

 

Mucho:

???

Mucho:

going for Mikey's brother?

Mucho: 

and here I thought you are loyal to him

 

Sanzu:

well 🥶

 

Inui Seishu:

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Inui Seishu:

MY LAST NAME IS NO LONGER INUI ITS NOW KUROKAWA

Inui Seishu:

he gave me permission 😝😝 WE'RE ON THE FIRST NAME BASIS TOO

 

Chifuyu:

YOURE LYING.

 

Sanzu:

IS THIS RIGHT @Izana 

 

Izana:

Yea, what he said is right.

Izana:

Plus, Kurokawa Seishu sounds nice.

 

Kazutora changed one person's name

 

Kazutora:

congratulations

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

i won the lottery guys 🙏

 

Chifuyu:

people, I fear that my death is near.

 

Chifuyu sent an image

 

 

Sanzu:

this news is devastating and is so not good for my health

Sanzu:

wait no it's okay !!! I'm totally fine, TOTALLY not going crazy over this

 

Sanzu sent an image

 

 

Koko:

me after watching the guy I liked for so long got tgt with someone who's clearly better than me 

 

Koko sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

You three should unite with Draken and Hanma, they're both emo-ing RN 

 

Yuzuha:

not izana gaining three ppl and then lost 2

 

Benkei:

its the fact that inui and izana barely talked

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

THATS WHERE YOURE WRONGGG

Kurokawa Seishu:

also call me kurokawa or seishu 😝

 

Sanzu:

dont tell me he private messaged you 🙁

 

Izana:

I private messaged Seishu.

 

Chifuyu:

it is not fair... its NOT fair....NOT FAIR...

Chifuyu:

NOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIRNOTFAIR NOT FAIRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Chifuyu sent an image

 

 

Baji:

i js watched my crush still hung up over a man whos taken.

Baji: 

im becoming an alcoholic 

Baji: 

js threw a wine bottle at my son

 

Ran:

this got an audible reaction out of me

Ran:

my Mon Cheri Haru is still hung up over Izana 💔

 

Smiley:

okay so there's currently 7 emos

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

not me 😂😂😂😂

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

im happy hanma is dead

 

Smiley:

yk your sentence is making me vote for you right

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

wait guys im not the mafia

 

Sanzu:

I DONR CARE IM VOTING YOU

 

Chifuyu:

IM MISERABLE IM TAKING OUT ON U RINDOU

 

Baji:

voting rindou

Baji:

blaming it to my alcoholic tendencies 

 

Draken:

rindou it is

 

Ran:

srry bro im voting on u 🤷‍♀️ 

Ran:

my Mon Cheri is in love over a man that's not me

 

Kazutora:

okay... so there's 6 votes on rindou

 

Yuzuha:

well i think all of us voted for him

 

Emma:

yeah i mean no one hates hanma more than how rindou hates him

 

Smiley:

exactly 

 

Mucho:

bye bye rindou

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

ITS NOT ME YALL 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

im voting on smiley hes the root of my death.

 

Kazutora:

okay so with that, there's 17 votes on rindou and 1 vote on Smiley

Kazutora:

so unfortunately, rindou, you're now deceased

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

i wish you guys a miserable future

 

Kazutora has muted one person

 

Kazutora:

REVEALINGGGGGGG HIS IDENTITY 😱

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

NAHHHHH who said rindou is the mafia jn js bc hanma died 

 

Takemichi:

emma & smiley

 

Emma:

YOU FUCKING SNITCH

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

well watch out guys cause from the looks of it the mafias are winning

 

Chifuyu:

plz stop talking i hate seeing that name popping up

Chifuyu:

that should be ME

 

Baji:

guess who threw another beer bottle at their son 

 

Sanzu:

no it shouldve been me bro 🙁

 

Ran:

the voices are loud im going to execute myself

Ran:

@Sanzu Mon Cheri, doesn't Haitani Haruchiyo sounds nicer 😞

Ran:

I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER MON CHERI 

 

Sanzu:

okay that snap me out of my depression pit

Sanzu:

it does sound nice ngl

 

Ran:

can I take that as a yes for me to court you 😞

 

Sanzu:

Ill give you a chance, I guess

 

Ran:

GUESS WHOS THE OTHER PERSON THAT WON LOTTERY. 

 

Kazutora:

congratulations for the second time

 

Kazutora changed one person's name

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

only one chance

 

Ran:

I WILL NOT MESS IT UP

 

Baji:

im strangling both of you

Baji:

leave Sanzu plz i dont want to see him happy bc im not happy

 

Ran:

no way??? we just got tgt why would I want to leave him

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

oh thats smooth 

 

Ran:

ofc Mon Cheri 

Ran:

can I come over 😞

 

Mon Cheri Haruchiyo ♡ (Sanzu):

ill be waiting

 

Ran:

happiest day of my life fr

 

Baji:

IM UTTERLY SICK.

 

Koko:

I hate seeing ppl happy I WISH SMTH BAD HAPPENED TO THEM

 

Senju:

i finally found my ppl

 

Wakasa:

shut up

 

Senju:

you saw that Shinichiro?

Senju:

I didn't even say anything to him yet here he is suddenly telling me to shut up 😿

 

Wakasa:

shinichiro will not listen to you????

 

Benkei:

no man i think he will listen to her

 

Takeomi:

he have a soft spot for senju

 

Wakasa:

I REALLY HATE YOU GUYS WHY CANT U DEFEND ME FOR ONCE

 

Izana:

Well that's chaotic.

 

Mucho:

you caused them?????? you're the root of it all???

 

Izana:

🤷‍♀️

 

Draken:

big news 

Draken:

im no longer emo 💞

 

Takemichi:

do you finally gain the balls to confess to emma

 

Baji:

pls dont tell me you do

 

Draken:

I actually did

 

Baji:

sleep with one eye open.

 

Koko:

im going to poison you.

 

Draken:

stop being bitter and js confess

 

Koko:

you dont understand 💔

 

Baji:

atp lets js date each other koko

Baji:

fuyu and that kurokawa kid is fighting over izana 

 

Koko:

okay ill spoil you bbg

 

Chifuyu:

me after I lost to two pretty people:

 

Chifuyu sent an image 

 

 

Chifuyu:

I HAVE NO ONE NOW THIS IS ABSURD 

 

Takemichi:

thats why you should step up your game

 

Chifuyu:

"thats why you should" WELL YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR ANNOYING ASS UP

Chifuyu:

srry man im js stressed

 

Yuzuha:

hes on his period guys

 

Kazutora:

uhm

Kazutora:

okay anyway, the night has fallen

Kazutora:

its time for me to talk with the mafias, detective and the victim ( for comfort )

 

Chifuyu:

okay no one cares

Chifuyu:

anyway im overdosing myself

Chifuyu:

day 4000++++ of no affection:

 

Chifuyu sent an image

 

 

Smiley:

nurse hes out again

 

Chifuyu:

how are you still alive

 

Smiley:

bc im cool like that 💯

 

Chifuyu:

yeah you'll die next 😂

 

Emma:

someone pls restrain him 😭

Emma:

hes going crazy after witnessing his crushes getting taken by two pretty ppl

 

Chifuyu:

geez emma no need to rub it in my face 😒

Chifuyu:

ik youre happy after Draken asked u out

 

Emma:

hell yes I am happy cry ab it

 

Chifuyu:

i hope u die for the second time.

 

Senju:

its okay chifuyu, I understand how u feel

Senju:

ive been surrounded by couples 

 

Chifuyu:

standing strong 😞✊

 

Senju:

WE'RE IN THIS TGT !! 

 

Takeomi:

she finally has someone to go through a phase tgt

 

Benkei:

so proud

 

Senju:

okay now lets hate on couples

 

Chifuyu:

we start with takemitchy and hina except we only hate takemitchy

 

Senju:

okay ! 

 

Takemichi:

bro.

 

Benkei:

actually, NOT proud at all 🙅‍♂️❌‼️

 

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At "depressed mafias" groupchat

7:33pm

 

Kazutora:

hello again

 

Yuzuha:

kill smiley so they vote out chifuyu

Yuzuha:

actually im not sure too lol js wanted to kill smiley

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

same

 

Wakasa:

have you come to an acceptance to your name

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

yea 🙁

 

Kazutora:

its okay pizookie ill change it if you say my full name with dominance 

 

Kazutora sent an image 

 

 

Benkei:

Oh !

 

Yuzuha:

That's not ...

 

Wakasa:

Uhm ....-

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

I think I'll js stick to this name.... ! 😅

 

Kazutora:

this is bullying

Kazutora:

okay so smiley it is right?

 

Benkei:

yeah

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

okay bye guys i hv to deal with fuyu's emo ass

 

Kazutora:

tell him i said hi

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

tell him yourself????

 

Kazutora:

im shy teehee

 

Yuzuha:

i got goosebumps pls dont ever say "teehee" again

 

Kazutora:

I hope someone vote for either you both out.

 

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Draken

 

Kazutora:

h-hi... 

 

Draken:

wakasa

 

Kazutora:

mafia

 

Draken:

FINALLY OHMYGOD

Draken:

i knew smth was up with him 

Draken:

actually nah hes always like that

 

Kazutora:

im screenshotting that and will send it to him after this

 

Draken:

ill bring mikey to this

 

Kazutora:

nevermind !

 

Draken:

okay no wait before u go how am I supposed to hint them that he's the mafia 

 

Kazutora:

dont ask me im the host

 

Draken:

whos the best candidate to discuss this with omg

Draken:

and cmon, js help me this once

 

Kazutora:

whats in it for me

 

Draken:

voice recording of mikey saying your full name, dominant version, sweet version

 

Kazutora:

alr I'll take it

Kazutora:

discuss it with Izana

Kazutora:

Inui, well Seishu now, will follow him and chifuyu will probably too following with baji then comes sanzu which will be followed by ran

Kazutora:

emma usually agrees with u and yuzuha and senju will agree with her too

Kazutora:

and with that, the rest will js follow the majority

 

Draken:

thank you sweetheart

 

Kazutora:

omg stawp im blushing

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Draken:

omg that's a whole ass jumpscare 

Draken:

where the hell are you getting these pics from...

 

Kazutora:

from my pit of depression xoxo

 

Draken:

Oh !

 

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Smiley

 

Smiley:

am i the next victim

 

Kazutora:

i havent even texted you yet

 

Smiley:

i saw you typing

 

Kazutora:

oh

 

Smiley:

IS IT CHIFUYU WHO KILLED ME??????

 

Kazutora:

srry to break it to you man but no

 

Smiley:

then who has a beef with me other than him 

Smiley:

im no longer smiley im saddy

 

Kazutora:

im srry but i gighled

Kazutora:

SADDY LMAOOOOO

 

Smiley:

SHUT UP 

 

Kazutora:

how would u like me to announce your death

 

Smiley:

mafia is hunting on the weak and I happened to be in a weak state aka me saddy

 

Kazutora:

yk i rlly cant take you srsly when you said saddy cause thats not even a word LMAO

 

Smiley:

Okay.

 

Kazutora:

ok.

 

Smiley:

K.

 

Kazutora:

l

 

Smiley:

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏

Smiley:

when they go low, i go low-er 

 

Kazutora:

how is that even possible dawg

 

Smiley:

anything is possible honey 😘

 

Kazutora:

pls dont call me that i had goosebumps

 

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Back at the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

7:42pm

 

Kazutora:

ayo ayooo

Kazutora:

the sun rose once again

 

Senju:

is wakasa finally dead...

 

Wakasa:

are you srsly praying on my downfall ...

 

Senju:

ok and?

Senju:

what ab it

 

Kazutora:

stop interrupting me every time i want to make an announcement

 

Senju:

mb bro 🙏

 

Kazutora:

ahem anyway

Kazutora:

the mafias were bored and their source of entertainment was simply hunting the weak. And so they went out for hunting and happened to come across...

Kazutora:

@Smiley who happened to be in a weak state, aka, saddy.

Kazutora:

smiley's status is now deceased

 

Smiley:

i hope the next person to die is @Mucho 

 

Kazutora has muted one person

 

Kazutora:

and oh? what may his identity be?

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

shocking ( not rlly )

Kazutora:

so who do u you guys think is the mafia

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

i giggled at "saddy" ☠️

 

Chifuyu:

im not giggling at all

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

WHY ARE YOU STILL BITTER

 

Chifuyu:

you js dont get the pain im going through rn 💔

 

Mucho:

okay no wait

Mucho:

im curious about who the detective is rather than whos the mafia

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

right

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

bro is surviving out there ✊

 

Kazutora:

okay while you guys are discussing, let me do smth else rq

 

Chifuyu:

throwing out the food in juvenile?

 

Kazutora:

are you stalking me

 

Chifuyu:

what?? noo...

 

Kazutora:

aw you're looking out for me 🥰

Kazutora:

lets make out

 

Baji:

ik you my friend but i would not hesitate to attempt murder on you

 

Kazutora:

on second thought, nvm !

Kazutora:

anyway you guys go discussed

 

Senju:

VOTE WAKASA/CHIFUYU PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

 

Chifuyu:

senju... you're throwing away our bond js like that...?

 

Senju:

oh ya sorry fuyu, i meant

Senju:

VOTE WAKASA PLS

 

Chifuyu:

YES RHATS MORE LIKE IT

 

Wakasa:

is that your fucked up way on telling you hate me

 

Senju:

yes

 

Wakasa:

i rlly wish i could die rn

 

Senju:

i could make that happen !

 

Wakasa:

no, not from u

 

Senju:

dont care ill pretend i dont see that

 

Mucho:

wakasa getting bullied by a teenage girl ?! ( real ) ( not clickbait )

 

Wakasa:

im going to be the next Mikey if u keep this up.

 

Takemichi:

pls donr one is enough 🙏

 

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Meanwhile that's happening....

In the "Deceased people" groupchat

7:45pm

 

Shinichiro:

kakucho calm down ohmygod

 

Kakucho:

NO YOU DONT GET IT.

Kakucho:

WHY DID HE GO FOR HIM INSTEAD OF ME IM SHOOTING MYSELF

 

Mikey:

tough luck man 🥱

 

Kazutora added one person

Kazutora set a name for them

 

Kazutora:

pls welcome the new vicitm

 

Smiley:

nah what

 

Angry:

idk if beinf here is better than being in the main gc but anyway, welcome 😁

 

Hanma:

oh u're finally dead

Hanma:

pay up mitsuya

 

Mitsuya:

i hate betting sm

 

Hakkai:

dont forget to pay me next 😝😝

 

Mitsuya:

IM GOING BROKE. 

Mitsuya:

theres flies coming out of my wallet 

 

Rindou:

your fault for betting honestly

Rindou:

but im going broke too 🙏

 

Hanma:

ill give 99% of the money to you honey rinrin dw

 

Rindou:

for the love of god, dont call me that 

 

Mikey:

how did you even manage to go broke

Mikey:

arent you wealthy

 

Rindou:

gambling addiction

Rindou:

kidding !

 

Shinichiro:

i cant do this anymore pls let me go back to heaven

 

Mikey:

do u want to see me lose my sanity

 

Hakkai:

imagine getting threatened by a kid

 

Mikey:

im older than u?

 

Hakkai:

not mentally apparently

 

Mikey:

MITSUYA HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I HIT YOUR VICE CAPTAIN.

 

Kakucho:

youll hit him?

Kakucho:

you... will hit him?

Kakucho:

you will hit ON him?

Kakucho:

you??? will??? hit him up???

Kakucho:

😮⁉️

Kakucho:

not you trying to ask him out

 

Mikey:

thats NOT what I MEANT

 

Hanma:

its okay, no need to be in denial

Hanma:

we wont judge 🫶

 

Mitsuya:

excluding me??????

Mitsuya:

I will definitely judge???? 

 

Angry:

ignore him, we definitely won't judge 

 

Hakkai:

oh my stawp i didnt know youre into me 🙈🙈

 

Rindou:

you can do this @Mikey 

 

Mikey:

IM NOT ASKING HIM OUT????? THIS IS MISLEADING

 

Kakucho:

nahhh not him giving fake hopes

 

Mikey:

YOURE THE CAUSENOF THAY FAKE HOPES WHAY

 

Smiley:

wait @Mitsuya whos the rest of the mafias

 

Mitsuya:

takemitchy, wakasa, benkei and yuzuha

 

Smiley:

... serious?

 

Mitsuya:

yea

 

Angry:

you never suspected takemitchy or benkei as the mafia right

 

Smiley:

I SRSLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HANMA OR CHIFUYU

 

Hanma:

what beef do u guys have with me actually

 

Rindou:

youre annoying thats basically it

 

Hanma:

thats rude honey rinrin

 

Angry:

oh and draken's the detective

 

Smiley:

and here i thought its izana

 

Hakkai:

the way all of your guesses are wrong is making me cackle

 

Smiley:

DONT make me punch you

 

Shinichiro:

i miss wakasa 

 

Kakucho:

WHO CARESSSSSS

 

Mitsuya:

we got another emo here

 

Smiley:

enough 

Smiley:

im alrdy tired of seeing a few emos in the main gc

 

Hakkai:

still wondering how ran managed to pull sanzu and izana pulling three ppl but he chose inupi 

 

Hanma:

your brother got one alrdy and its time for u too ( IM HERE ) honey rinrin

 

Kakucho:

PLS stop reminding me ab izana and that other guy 💔

 

Angry:

this is not "the other woman" typa shit

 

Kazutora:

anyway before I go, who do u guys think will win?

 

Hakkai:

MAFIAS 😝😝😝😝😝😝

 

Shinichiro:

i dont think so

Shinichiro:

i hv a feeling wakasa will die next

 

Mikey:

"feeling" more like boyfriend instinct

 

Kakucho:

STOP RALKING AB BOYFRIENDS 

 

Hanma:

find another man... izana alrdy found another one

 

Kakucho:

NO WAY??? I LIKED HIM FOR YEARS HOW CAN I LET GO OF HIM JS LIKE THAT

 

Rindou:

im here

 

Kakucho:

actually i can

Kakucho:

me and rindou are tgt now <3

 

Hanma:

NO 

Hanma:

DONT LET GO OF IZANA PLSPLLSPSLSKSLAHDJ

Hanma:

HONEY RINRIN PLS WHY NOT ME

Hanma:

IM GOING CRAZY PLS HONEY

 

Mitsuya:

bro js watched his man get stolen easily js like that

 

Mikey:

this might have been the happiest day of my life

Mikey:

watching hanma miserable is my source of happiness

 

Hakkai:

kinky shit

 

Angry:

sadist

 

Mikey:

WHY DO U GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH OMFG IM NOT LIKE THAT

 

Mitsuya:

we dont judge ( we definitely are judging )

 

Kazutora:

oh i think theyre done with their discussion, bye guys

Kazutora:

also congrats kakucho and rindou

 

Kakucho:

thank you thank you

 

Hanma:

STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE PLS IM GOING TO LAY DOWN ON THE HIGHWAY

 

Smiley:

do it and $45 will be all yours !

 

Angry:

$50

 

Hanma:

AND $50 !! WILL YOU GIVE ME $55

 

Kakucho:

$70

 

Hanma:

OH MY GOING OFF STRONGG

Hanma:

$70 ! WILL YOU GIVE ME AN $80

 

Mikey:

$150

 

Hanma:

$150 !!! IS THERE ANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO WOULD TO OFFER MORE

Hanma:

GOING ONCE

Hanma:

GOING TWICE

Hanma:

ANDDDDDDD

Hanma:

SOLD !!!

 

Mikey:

YES HIS DEATH IS MINE

 

Rindou:

FUCK I DIDNT GET TO PARTICIPATE I WAS BUSY DOINF SMTH ELSE

 

Shinichiro:

why are you treating this like an auction 

 

Kazutora:

weird....

 

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At the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

7:59pm

 

Wakasa:

guys

Wakasa:

aint no way all of you are voting me out

Wakasa:

IZANA YOURE THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH OMFG 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

dont say that ab my man???

 

Takeomi:

before chifuyu say anything, pls dont

 

Chifuyu:

how did u even know im ab to say smth

Chifuyu:

am i that predictable

 

Mucho:

srry to break it to you man but yes

 

Chifuyu:

i hope you both die next.

 

Kazutora:

hi guys im back

 

Senju:

wakasa out

 

Kazutora:

okay all votes were placed on Wakasa and he's now deceased

 

Wakasa:

DIE ALL OF YOU

 

Kazutora has muted one person

 

Senju:

omg scary 😫😫😫

 

Kazutora:

let me reveal his identity hold on my dear

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Senju:

shit i almost got myself killed ☠️

 

Takeomi:

thats what you get for hating on him

 

Senju:

js to let u know, youre my next victim to hate on

 

Takeomi:

😞

 

Kazutora:

theres 3 mafias left, 11 villagers remaining and 1 detective

Kazutora:

if you guys managed to vote out another 1/2 mafias then its a win for the villagers

Kazutora:

but if the mafias managed to kill almost all the villagers (with 2 remaining), then its a win for mafias

Kazutora:

anyway the night has fallen, and I'll hv to talk to the remaining mafias, detective and the victim

 

Chifuyu:

takeomi or mucho are the next possible victims 😝😝😝😝

 

Mucho:

THIS is bullying i swear

 

Chifuyu:

do i look like i care

 

Mucho:

no mark my words you'll die next 

 

Chifuyu:

GUYS IF I DIE NEXT VOTE FOR MUCHO

 

Koko:

got it hun 

 

Baji:

are you cheating on me

 

Koko:

no im js trying to get him into our relationship

 

Baji:

oh great idea

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

unfair? I was ab to invite fuyu with me and izana

 

Chifuyu:

what

 

Takemichi:

JAW DROPPED

 

Emma:

NO WAY.

 

Draken:

did i js witness the biggest plot twist

 

 

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Chapter 14: Mafia [PT8]

Notes:

I WILL UPDATE MY OTHER FICS GUYS JS WAIT...

 

Chapter uploaded: 30 June 2024

Chapter Text

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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

8:03pm

 

Takemichi:

OKAY NO WAIT PLS EXPLAIN... 

 

Koko:

I know Kei likes Chifuyu and I happened to take a liking towards him as well so why not try and get him to our relationship?

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

Izana came to like Chifuyu and so do I so yk

 

Senju:

WHY DOES HE GOT BITCHES BUT NOT ME HELLO IM SICK 

Senju:

I FEEL BETRAYEDDDDDDDDD

 

Takemichi:

psst yuzuha 🫣

 

Yuzuha:

NO

 

Takemichi:

boo loser 👎

 

Mucho:

@Senju js find someone, anyone, let it be a girl or a guy

 

Senju:

can i be w/ u then 😞 you seem reliable

 

Takeomi:

NOW HOLD ON..

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

dont listen to him Senju, mucho is actually nice

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

can definitely treat you better than any man you've been with before (speaking from experience)

 

Draken:

EXCUSE ME??? SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE??

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

?

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

I thought you know?

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

i dated him once before?

 

Baji:

HELL NO?????????

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

huh must've slipped my mind then

 

Baji:

I TOHUGHT U VIEW HIM AS AN OLDEE BROTHER????

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

that was after I broke up with him🤷🏻‍♀️

 

Draken:

why didnt I notice you dated him

 

Takemichi:

YUZUHA GO BEFORE U LOSE (youre losing)

 

Yuzuha:

DONR PRESSUDE ME IM NOT GOOD HANDLING WITH PRESSURE 

 

Emma:

what a way to convince someone Mitchy

Emma:

but its okay Zuha!! Take your time :))

 

Takemichi:

dont point that out???? 

 

Benkei:

wair doesn't that mean Mucho pulled two out three from the Akashi siblings

 

Senju:

oh

Senju:

well hes the same as izana anyway, pulling the green eyed bitches

Senju:

anyway Mucho 😔

 

Yuzuha:

why go for him when you can go for me instead?

 

Takemichi:

PAY UP EMMA

 

Emma:

EAT SHIT

 

Ran:

did you guys really just made a bet over that 

 

Emma:

shut

 

Ran:

yes ma'am

 

Senju:

shi that got me giggling and kicking my feet hold awnnnn 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Senju:

But i still want Mucho tho, I like him

 

Yuzuha:

i guess i kinda see why you like him

Yuzuha:

hes nice

 

Senju:

right? you get me

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

I allow you 100% to be with him and yuzuha

 

Takeomi:

I DONT

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

whos that talking jn? so annoying

 

Senju:

YOU HEARD HARU-NII @Yuzuha @Mucho permission granted 🙈

 

Mucho:

well then, I'm assuming we're tgt now?

 

Yuzuha:

seems like it

 

Senju:

YAY

 

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Meanwhile... on the other side

In the "Deceased People" groupchat

8:00pm

 

Kazutora added one person

Kazutora set a name for them

 

Kazutora:

welcome our new person, Wakasa

 

Shinichiro:

WAKA I MISSED YOU SM

 

Wakasa:

SHIN 🥹🥹🥹 I MISSED YOU TOO 

 

Hanma:

BOOOOOOO EWWWWWW

 

Mikey:

LMAO HATER

 

Smiley:

AYO WTH IS HAPPENING IN THE MAIN GC

Smiley:

NOT FUYU PULLING FOUR BITCHES HELLO.

 

Mitsuya:

thats quite impressive 😭

 

Angry:

and not Senju trying to ask Mucho out???

 

Mikey:

I get where she's coming from

 

Hakkai:

SANZU DATED MUCHO BEFORE??????? WHAT.

 

Rindou:

THAT sanzu? I can't believe it??

 

Mikey:

here i thought you guys noticed?

 

Angry:

hell no bro

 

Shinichiro:

and it seems like Yuzuha js ask Senju out

 

Hakkai:

IM BAFFLED WHAT

Hakkai:

THE BETRAYAL I FELT??????

Hakkai:

HERE I THOUGHT SHE LIKED EITHER TAKEMITCHY OR TAKA-CHAN

 

Rindou:

who the hell is Taka-chan

 

Mitsuya:

that would be me

Mitsuya:

and hakkai you're her brother how come you didnt know when takemitchy and emma knows

 

Hakkai:

WELL I DONT KNOW?????? 

Hakkai:

I FEEL BETRAYED RN

 

Hanma:

its okay me too, Honey Rinrin got stolen by that cockroach looking ahh guy after i told him to find someone new.

 

Kakucho:

youre js a loser that you can't even pull rindou 🤣😂

 

Mikey:

NO ONE CARES HANMA SUCK IT UP

 

Wakasa:

is this what you have to deal with Shin?

 

Shinichiro:

unfortunately yea

 

Wakasa:

its okay you got me here 🙏

Wakasa:

im glad i was killed omg senju kept insulting me 

 

Mitsuya:

speaking of her, seems like she js got into a relationship with Yuzuha and Mucho

 

Hakkai:

BAFFLED FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME

Hakkai:

SERIOUSLY?????? MUCHO????

Hakkai:

OUT OF ALL PPL???????? 

Hakkai:

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS OMFG

Hakkai:

okay smth js clicked in my mind that Mucho is actually wowzers

Hakkai:

BUR SRILL???? YUZUHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hakkai:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

 

Hakkai sent an image

 

 

Smiley:

bro is feeling everything at once

 

Hakkai:

why is everyone in a relationship

Hakkai:

my sister too... 

Hakkai:

i have no one im becoming homophobic

 

Hanma:

youre so real

 

Angry:

uhm? wdym no one?? I thought you have mitsuya?

 

Hakkai:

what?

 

Mitsuya:

what

 

Mikey:

EXACTLY I THOUGHT YOU HAVE MITSUYA???????

 

Mitsuya:

mind elaborating?????

 

Hakkai:

I DONT HAVE HIM???? 

 

Rindou:

the hell? 

 

Kakucho:

after acting all lovey dovey with him you said you dont have him?

 

Hakkai:

GUYS IM NIT TGT WITH TAKA-CHAN 

Hakkai:

AND WDYM ACFING ALL LOVEY DOVEY KAKUCHO

 

Mikey:

no way NO WAY

Mikey:

are you FOR REAL

Mikey:

are you SERIOUS

 

Hakkai:

YES IM FR AND SRS

 

Mikey:

when your card declines at therapy so they brought up the fact that Mitsuya and Hakkai are not tgt

 

Mikey sent an image

 

 

Smiley:

so you mean to say I've been lied to this whole time?

 

Hakkai:

since when did I act lovey dovey anyway with Taka-chan 😞

 

Angry:

all the damn time??? 

Angry:

THE FLIRTING?????

 

Hakkai:

oh

Hakkai:

i did it to piss him off 😝 (it worked, sometimes)

 

Kakucho:

so next time if you kiss him, youre going to say its to piss him off???

 

Hakkai:

YEAH?

 

Mitsuya:

he did it once, forever annoyed

 

Mikey:

IM GAGGEDDDDDDD WHAT

Mikey:

TORA SS THIS AND SEND TO THE MAIN GC IK ALL OF THEM WILL BE SHOCKED

 

Kazutora:

ON IT 🫡🫡

 

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Back at "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

8:11pm

 

Kazutora:

SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT I HAVE BIG, SHOCKING, JAW DROPPING, NEWS.

 

Kazutora sent 2 images

 

Takemichi:

NO FUCKING WAY

 

Chifuyu:

UHMMMMM EXCUSE ME???

 

Draken:

???? they're not tgt???????

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

im speechless.

 

Yuzuha:

HUH

Yuzuha:

IS HE FR RN

 

Baji:

i dont fuvking beleive it 

Baji:

am i veinf gaslit 

 

Ran:

im invested in Toman's drama fr 

 

Benkei:

got me feeling im one of them too

 

Kazutora unmuted Hakkai

 

Kazutora:

we will pause the mafia game for a moment and let @Hakkai speak 🥰

 

Hakkai:

OH CMON WHATS RHWRE TO EXPLAIN

 

Chifuyu:

EVERYTHING????? HOW COME YOURE NOT WITH MITSUYA

 

Hakkai:

bc im js not?

 

Takemichi:

SO U MEAN TO SAY THE KISS THAT I SAW LAST TIME WAS JS YOU TRYING TO PISS HIM OFF?????

 

Hakkai:

...yea?

Hakkai:

you guys dont do that?

 

Koko:

no we dont

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

you saying that is ironic

 

Yuzuha:

???? THEN WHAT AB MITSUYA BEINF YOUR WALLPAPER

 

Hakkai:

so i can brag to ppl how me and him are tgt to piss him off (he would smack the back of my head = it worked)

 

Senju:

INSANE

 

Yuzuha:

YOURE LYING. 

 

Hakkai:

yeah i am

Hakkai:

is that what you want me to say? 😭

 

Kazutora unmuted Mitsuya

 

Draken:

MITSUYA.

Draken:

YOURE SAYING YOU AND HAKKAI ARE NOT TGT?

 

Mitsuya:

yeah we're not, sorry to break it to you guys

 

Baji:

the betrayal i fslt

 

Mucho:

a lot is happening at the same time

 

Emma:

koko, baji and seishu, izana are trying to get chifuyu into their relationship, sanzu reveals that he dated mucho before, mucho, yuzuha, senju js got tgt, hakkai drops a huge bomb that is him and mitsuya are not tgt

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

what next?

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

hakkai was with someone else instead?

 

Hakkai:

howd you know

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

.... what

 

Hakkai:

oh so you dont know

 

Chifuyu:

HOLD RHE FUCK UP, HAKKAI WHAT

Chifuyu:

WHO????????????

 

Hakkai:

guess 😝😝😝

 

Takemichi:

my feet is tingling

Takemichi:

is it hanma

 

Emma:

first of all thats disgusting and second, pls donf tell me its hanma

 

Yuzuha:

give us "🫣" if yes then "😶" if no

 

Hakkai:

🫣

 

Draken:

OUTTTTTTTTTT 

 

Kazutora unmuted Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou)

Kazutora unmuted Hanma

 

Hanma:

surprise?

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

why unmuted me i have nothing to do with hanma anyway since im with kakucho now

 

Kazutora unmuted Kakucho

 

Kakucho:

again, another surprise? lmao

 

Draken:

this is too much for me to take.

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

Hanma aren't you in love with Rindou or smth 

 

Hanma:

was in love

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

and kakucho, what ab izana???

 

Kakucho:

he got u so 🤷🏻‍♀️

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

wait so who's with mitsuya

 

Takemichi:

MY FEET ARE TINGLING AGAIN

Takemichi:

Taiju?

 

Yuzuha:

no fucking way

 

Mitsuya:

🤷🏻‍♀️

 

Chifuyu:

NO DAMN WAY

 

Koko:

THE Taiju??????????? 10th generation leader of BD????? Shiba Taiju????

 

Mitsuya:

yeah

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

im speechless...

Kurokawa Seishu:

I THOUGHT HES NOT GAY WHAT

Kurokawa Seishu:

EVEN MORE I THOUGHT HE WILL NEVER GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP

 

Baji:

how did you even get him isnf he yk aggressive and violent, how can someone like him love someone

 

Mitsuya:

he js needs a little bit of guidance 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

NO WAY

 

Hakkai:

ive been messinf with my brother's lover this whole time? what.

 

Chifuyu:

YOURE ONE TO TALK HAKKAI WDYM YOURE WITH HANMA. OUT OF ALL PPL

 

Hakkai:

lol js kidding you guys 😝😝

Hakkai:

im not with hanma and Taka-chan is not with Taiju

 

Draken:

i let out the biggest sigh of relief

 

Hakkai:

but im not kidding ab the fact that me and Taka-chan are not tgt

 

Draken:

nvm

 

Ran:

april fools is over you guys js admit it that you guys are tgt !! its may alrdy !!

 

Senju:

RIGHT LIKE WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE CHEMISTRY BOTH OF U HAVE

 

Hakkai:

we're not tgt omagad 

 

Benkei:

wait we need to establish rindou and kakucho's relationship like since when

 

Baji:

prolly agter izana got with seishu lol and mayhe bc rindou js wanted to piss hanma off 

 

Draken:

thays crazy 

 

Mitsuya:

wanna know something crazier?

Mitsuya:

hakkai is with shion

 

Koko:

HOLD THE FUCK UP.

 

Izana:

Shion Madarame?

 

Mitsuya:

yes, the one from S-62

 

Ran:

hahahaha youre so funny!! april fools!!! 🤣 

 

Hakkai:

DONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT TAKA-CHAN

 

Senju:

IM 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

 

Hakkai:

kidding ! lololol

Hakkai:

i have no one

 

Hanma:

okay be with me then 🥰

 

Hakkai:

alr

Hakkai:

ME AND HANMA ARE TGT NOWWWWW

 

Hanma:

call me Shuji <3

 

Hakkai:

oh 😳🤭🫣

Hakkai:

ME AND SHUJI ARE TGT NOWWWWW

 

Kazutora muted two people

 

Kazutora:

🙂

Kazutora:

me and who?

 

Chifuyu:

you and me

 

Kazutora:

@Kurokawa Seishu @Izana @Baji @Koko LMAOOOOOOOO I BAGGED HIM 😝😝😝😝 

 

 

Draken:

how did you even do that

 

Takemichi:

prolly with 3 pennies

 

Emma:

and a dream

 

Yuzuha:

and a kiss on the cheek

 

Senju:

and three french fries

 

Mucho:

and a feet massager 

 

Ran:

and a few flies

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

and a boo boo kiss

 

Kazutora:

bro.

 

Chifuyu:

don't mind them kazu

 

Kazutora:

:)

 

Takemichi:

ewww homos

Takemichi:

vomitting violently

 

Emma:

why are you bitter aren't you already with Hina

 

Takemichi: 

im born to be a hater 😹 

 

Emma:

not smth to be proud of but okay...

 

Takemichi: 

@Draken CONTROL EMMA PUT HER ON A LEASH OR SMTH

Takemichi: 

that sounds wrong

Takemichi:

OKAG BESIDES THE POINT HIDE HER SOMEWHERE BEFORE I BEAT HER ASS...

 

Izana:

Be with me and Seishu then, @Chifuyu @Kazutora 

 

Takemichi:

woah ! 

Takemichi:

was ab to get mad bc he interrupted me but

Takemichi:

is my eyes deceiving me or did THE Kurokawa Izana, just asked BOTH chifuyu and kazutora out...

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

AYO THATS CRAZY

 

Chifuyu sent an image

 

 

Chifuyu:

pls whisper sweet nothings to me while we cuddle and you play with my hair while I listen to your smooth voice

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

youre so real for that 

 

Izana: 

Alright Fuyu.

 

Kazutora:

I WANT THAT TOO BUT IM IN JUVIE FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

Izana:

I'll get you out, let me private message you.

 

Benkei:

why are they happy and not me.

 

Mitsuya:

its fine benkei, js be happy alone. 😊

Mitsuya:

or you can be with Takeomi thats fine too

Mitsuya: 

anyway! Mute the dead ppl tora

 

Kazutora muted 3 people

 

Draken:

TAKEOMI?????????

 

Takeomi:

why did he have to expose my ass like that 😔🔥

 

Senju:

oh cmon dont act like it wasn't obvious this whole time 

Senju: 

I had to suffer watching you pinning him for so long whos sooooo oblivious to it smh

 

Benkei:

what?

 

Senju:

STILL OBLIVIOUS??????? STILL IN DENIAL?????????? IN DANIEL?????

Senju:

EVEN TAKEMITCHY IS NOT THIS OBLIVIOUS 

 

Takemichi:

now hold awn... 

 

Chifuyu:

true even he's not that oblivious 

 

Emma:

right?

 

Takemichi:

istg there will come the day where i finally get to strangle you both. 

Takemichi:

im this 🤏 close already to actually doing it

 

Emma:

@Izana

 

Chifuyu:

@Izana 

Chifuyu:

takemitchy's threatening me and emma 

 

Takemichi:

THATS NOT FUCKING FAIR?????

Takemichi:

DONT MAKE ME BRING SOUTH TERANO TO THIS

 

Ran:

question! 😄

Ran:

how did you even know him and did you even get his phone number

 

Takemichi:

idk man he tried recruit me too like brahman except that he's aggressive 

Takemichi:

got his number from there 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

why did they even want you dawg

 

Takemichi:

you think i know?

Takemichi:

couldnt even get a single break

Takemichi:

literally working my ass off over here

 

Chifuyu:

my glorious king is losing his fine ass 

 

Baji:

shame

 

Koko:

shame indeed

 

Takemichi:

THATS NOT THE POINT HERE HELLO

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

it is the point actually, your second main feature is slowly fading away 🙏

 

Yuzuha:

R.I.P takemitchy's ass 

 

Emma:

may his ass soon grow back again 

 

Takemichi:

THIS IS SICK

Takemichi:

YOU GUYS ARE TALKING AS IF I'M GOING TO BE LIKE IRON BOARD HELLOOOO

 

Draken:

but low-key you are tho

 

Takemichi:

omfg srs?

 

Draken:

yea

 

Takemichi:

THAT'S MY ONLY ASSET IF IM EVER GOING TO POOR HELLO

 

Chifuyu:

partner what??

 

Takemichi:

shi 

Takemichi:

WAIT NO IT'S OKAY ILL JS BECOME A FEMININE GUY AND SELL MYSELF TO OLD RICH MEN 🙏🙏🙏

 

Emma:

yk sometimes im jealous of you, you're so pretty yet bc you're in a gang, your face always got bruises and such 💔💔

 

Senju:

no fr tho?

Senju:

been watching him from afar with his beaten up face, then when i wanted to recruit him, he's so pretty with his normal face that hes unrecognisable a little 💀 got me thinking hes a diff person

 

Chifuyu:

WORDDDDDDD

Chifuyu:

get rid of that piss hair colour and boom even more pretty

 

Kazutora:

REAL REAL REALLLL

 

Takemichi:

woah there guys dont boost my ego 🙈🙈🙈

Takemichi:

boutta make me giggle fr 

 

Emma:

u sound more like a teenage girl than me

 

Takemichi:

can you like... you know

Takemichi:

leave me alone?

Takemichi:

YOURE IUT FOR MY THROAT BROOOOOO

Takemichi:

what did I ever do to you man

 

Emma:

existing with that piss hair

 

Takemichi:

SOTP CALLING UT A PISS HAIR 

 

Emma:

INWILL ONCE U DYE YOUR HAIR TO SMTH ELSE OR TO UR ORIGINAL HAIR COLOUR 

 

Takemichi:

😕

Takemichi:

im ab to dye my hair platinum blonde atp

 

Izana:

Like mine?

 

Takemichi:

yeap

 

Kazutora unmuted Mikey

 

Mikey:

close enough, WELCOME BACK MY GLORIOUS BLUE EYED KING GOJO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

Draken:

nah... 

 

Mikey:

man do i feel like a wife whose husband just came back from a war

 

Baji:

?

Baji:

u vuys are married?

 

Takemichi:

no?

 

Mikey:

yes ❤️

 

Takemichi:

WHAT

 

Mikey:

hes a little bit confused and can forget things easily dw ab it ❤️❤️

 

Chifuyu:

oh! congrats???

 

Draken:

youre not even going to ask if its true?

 

Chifuyu:

idk man im js going along with him 

 

Takemichi:

WHEN SID WEBGER MARRIED

 

Senju:

shi is that why I saw a marriage contract last time when i visited your house? 

 

Takemichi:

NOWBHOLD AWNNNNNNNN

 

Kazutora:

gawd damn i love this

 

Benkei:

fr im enjoying this

 

Takemichi:

Senju darling, could you perhaps tell me what you exactly saw?

 

Senju:

dont call me darling omg im ab to scream teehee

Senju:

anyway 

Senju:

so like, i was rummaging through your stuff since u said it'll be fine to do so

Senju:

and so i came across to this pile of papers and me being curious as fuck i look through them

Senju:

then i came across the marriage contract papers with the names of "Hanagaki Takemichi" and "Sano Manjirou"

Senju:

and if i remember correctly, it was already signed by the two of you

Senju:

ANDDD apparently you're taking his last name so you're "Sano Takemichi"

 

Baji:

that shits crazy

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

you didn't even remember you signed that contract?

 

Takemichi:

I NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING HELLO????? THATS AGAINST MY WILL 

 

Draken:

oh wait, I assume he drugged you 

 

Mikey:

oh cmon yk i would never drug mitchy

 

Chifuyu:

you would

 

Emma:

you would

 

Baji:

u wud

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

you would

 

Mucho:

you would

 

Kazutora:

you would

 

Draken:

you would man

 

Takemichi:

IM SCARED GUYS WHAT

 

Mikey:

dont be sweetheart, they wanted to say "wouldn't" but autocorrect yk did them wrong 💕

 

Takemichi:

SOMEONE SAVE ME

 

Yuzuha:

shi man idk you on yo own

 

Takeomi:

us brahman would like to back out 🫡

 

Senju:

for once i agree

 

Takemichi:

FAKE ASS MFS

Takemichi:

GUYS IM AH TO GET FAGED HELLO THIS IS NOT FUNNY???

Takemichi:

H

 

Takemichi has gone offline

Mikey has gone offline

 

Kazutora:

he didnt even get the chance to type "help me" fully ☠️☠️

 

Chifuyu:

RIP partner 😕

 

Izana:

Sending my condolences.

 

Emma:

so uh apparently i heard the door opening and closing back again, i think money went out 

 

Emma edited a message 

 

Emma:

so uh apparently i heard the door opening and closing back again, i think mikey went out (Edited.)

 

Koko:

money?

 

Emma:

MIKEY

Emma:

STOP IT HOW DID U READ IT 

 

Ran:

i think all of us saw it actually so

 

Emma:

STOPPP IM EMBARRASSED 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

shouldnt u like yk help him out?

 

Emma:

oh yeaaa 

Emma:

ill help mikey out so he owe me one on this

Emma:

going to make him broke 😝

 

Emma has gone offline 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

i meant takemitchy... 

 

Draken:

double RIP takemitchy

 

Ran:

and shouldn't you stop both emma and mikey?

 

Draken:

takemitchy will be fine dw 

Draken:

Someone else will save him

 

Ran:

uhm... who?

 

Draken:

Taiju

 

Koko:

nah what 

 

Draken:

im sure mitchy texted him to save him since Taiju owed him one during the battle between BD and Toman

 

Chifuyu:

howd u know 

 

Ran:

WITCH 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

 

Senju: 

that got me cackling HELP AHY IS IT FUNNY

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

hes so goofy

 

Ran:

bye im giggling 

 

Senju:

😐

Senju:

the way my smile immediately disappeared

 

Draken:

not a witch and i know by guessing 

 

Chifuyu:

i had to hack partner's phone for a moment for that 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

wait so its true?

 

Chifuyu:

yea surprisingly 

 

Mucho:

are we just going to gloss over the fact that chifuyu literally hacked takemitchy's phone?

 

Chifuyu:

shut it or I'll get Izana to beat u up 

 

Mucho:

fucking not fair bringing izana to this

 

Chifuyu:

suck it up

 

Yuzuha:

... lets just continue with the mafia game

 

Kazutora:

yeaps dw ab the three of them

Kazutora:

ill update what happened to them

Kazutora:

anyway where did we stop last time?

 

Yuzuha:

if not mistaken, wakasa got voted out and rn its actually night time

 

Kazutora:

oh shit right let me text the mafias and the detective rq 🙏

 

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In the 'depressed mafias' groupchat

8:31pm

 

Kazutora kicked Wakasa out

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi) has gone online

 

Kazutora:

hi yall

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

yk i was ab to say where's the hi after u kicked wakasa out ☠️☠️

 

Yuzuha:

izana

 

Benkei:

izana

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

NOW WHY TWO SYNC IN ARE 

 

Kazutora:

im giggling how did you messed up that bad bro

 

Yuzuha:

bro job one had ☠️☠️

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

I WAS TUPING FATS BRO FODUN ME MY MIFN IS A MSES

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

ASLO YES KLIL IZANA 

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi) has gone offline

 

Benkei:

bros yapping

 

Kazutora:

oh ya i forgot hes being hunt down by emma and mikey

Kazutora:

anyway

Kazutora:

izana it is

 

Yuzuha:

i want to see seishu miserable bc hes been so happy ever since he got with izana

 

Benkei:

nah fr man

 

Kazutora:

you guys are so evil

 

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Draken

 

Kazutora:

hey boo

 

Draken:

let me take a random guess bc i have no idea

Draken:

is chifuyu a mafia?

 

Kazutora:

nope

 

Draken:

fuck

 

Kazutora:

yo thats kinda hot

Kazutora:

i can just imagine your expression and your tone on how u say it

 

Draken:

excuse me?

 

Kazutora:

hmu boo 😘

 

Draken:

dont you alrdy have fuyu, izana, and seishu? 

 

Kazutora:

I KEEP FORGETTING AB THEM

Kazutora:

its the fact that i still cant believe they want me

 

Draken:

lmao 😭 guess they js have a thing with pretty little psychos 

 

Kazutora:

ill take that as a compliment !

 

 

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Chapter 15: Mafia [PT9]

Notes:

then I didn't update this fic until this year which i haven't done yet BUT I WILL DO SO NEXT WEEEK GUYS... I'm still rewriting "His (Their) Sweet Revenge" also my note for this chapter is so funny i have to share it

"I failed my physics assessment. I got 7/40 ☠️ I WAS SO CONFIDENT ILL GET TOO HELLO LIKE I THOUGHT ILL GET LIKE AT LEAST 20/40

my english assessment too PLS I GOT 40/100 😭😭😭😭😭

its giving "what do you think you'll be getting for this test? ONE HUNDR-"

my baji era guys tis not good💔

AND GUESS WHAT... i burnt one of the electrical appliances during my physics practical 😝 almost triggered the smoke detector and the fire alarm LOL

also disclaimer this is going to be a longgggg chapter"

 

Chapter uploaded: 19 July 2024

Chapter Text

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Draken

 

 

Kazutora:

hey boo

 

Draken:

let me take a random guess bc i have no idea

Draken:

is chifuyu a mafia?

 

Kazutora:

nope

 

Draken:

fuck

 

Kazutora:

yo thats kinda hot

Kazutora:

i can just imagine your expression and your tone on how u say it

 

Draken:

excuse me?

 

Kazutora:

hmu boo 😘

 

Draken:

dont you alrdy have fuyu, izana, and seishu? 

 

Kazutora:

I KEEP FORGETTING AB THEM

Kazutora:

its the fact that i still cant believe they want me

 

Draken:

lmao 😭 guess they js have a thing with pretty little psychos 

 

Kazutora:

ill take that as a compliment ! 

 

 

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Izana

 

 

Kazutora:

heyyyy zanaaa

 

Izana:

Hello to you too Tora.

Izana:

I'm guessing I'm the next victim?

 

Kazutora:

yeahh 😖

 

Izana:

Well it's about time anyway.

Izana:

Could you tell me who are the remaining mafias and the detective?

 

Kazutora:

The remaining mafias are Takemitchy, Yuzuha, Benkei and the detective is Draken

 

Izana:

That's a shame, I had a hunch about Benkei being a mafia.

 

Kazutora:

you are so smart its making me want to off myself hello

 

Izana:

No need to go such lengths.

 

Kazutora:

wait omg

Kazutora:

seishu and fuyu would've probably tried to get revenge for you HAHAHA

 

Izana:

Haha of course they would.

 

Kazutora:

anywayy I'll be adding you to the gc for the ppl that got eliminatedd

 

Izana:

Alright.

Izana:

Oh and Tora?

 

Kazutora:

yess??

 

Izana:

I'll be picking you up tomorrow from the juvenile, alright?

 

Kazutora:

AHHH OKAYSSS thanksies zana <33

 

Izana:

No need to thank me but you're welcome nonetheless. 

 

 

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at "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

8:37pm

 

Kazutora:

morning 🙌

Kazutora:

guess who's dead y'all

 

Senju:

Takeomi?

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

Takeomi

 

Takeomi:

BRO.

 

Benkei:

nah bro got ganged up ☠️🙏

 

Mucho:

accidentally let out a giggle

 

Kazutora:

well unfortunately, it's not Takeomi

 

Takeomi:

UNFORTUNATELY???? WITH THE ITALIC AND THE BOLD FONF?????

 

Kazutora:

the mafias apparently HATES this specific HAPPY, HEALTHY couple so they decided to kill one of them, which is Izana and his last words were:

 

Izana:

So cliché.

 

Kazutora:

OH CMON ZANAAA

 

Izana:

Well fine.

Izana:

"Good luck Fuyu and Seishu."

 

Kazutora muted Izana

 

Kazutora:

and omg? what may his role be??

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

WHAT THE FUCK BRO

 

Chifuyu:

the cigarette lit itself 😕🙏

 

Draken:

NO WAY

 

Yuzuha:

I FR THOUGHT HE'LL SURVIVE LONGER AND HES THE DETECTIVE BUT TURNS OUT NOT????

 

Emma went online

 

Emma:

alr i finished helping mikey caging takemitchy

Emma:

almost had me dying for the "idk"th time

Emma:

WHAT DID I MISS

 

Kazutora:

your brother got killed and he's a villager

 

Emma:

WHAT NOOOOOOOO 

 

Ran:

he'll be looking up at us 🕊️🕊️

 

Emma:

fly high 🕊️ 

Emma:

huh wait ...

Emma:

up? isn't it supposed to be "looking down at us"?

 

Ran:

he's mean with us tenjiku bruv 😮‍💨

 

Emma:

ARE YOU SAYING HES IN HELL 

 

Chifuyu:

thats fucked up bro ☠️

 

Takemichi went online

 

Takemichi:

GUYS IS MIKEY WHY ME FORCING HAIR MY TO DYE GOJO LIKE 😿😿

 

(js in case y'all don't get it: guys why is mikey forcing me to dye my hair like gojo)

 

Baji:

now...

Baji:

even I'm not that bad... 

 

Senju:

IM CACKLINB HOW DID U MESSED UP THAY BAD 

 

Mikey went online

 

Mikey:

mitchy why did you escape? I want you to be with me all the time

 

Mucho:

@Kazutora i thought you muted him?

 

Kazutora:

I FORGOT

 

Kokonoi:

woah 

Kokonoi:

calm down dawg

Kokonoi:

you sound like a yandere rn

Kokonoi:

and ik rn its pride month but like calm your gayness down...

 

(guys dont mind koko's name... ik sometimes its koko then the next its kokonoi, i got confused with myself too...)

 

Chifuyu:

ik im supposed to be sad rn bc izana died but the way koko dissed mikey got a giggle out of me 😭

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

HWLP FR 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

Mikey, do you need me to help you get Takemitchy?

 

Mikey:

please do

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

alright

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went offline

 

Mucho:

oh no

Mucho:

sending my condolences to Takemitchy 🙏

 

Mikey:

I'll be confiscating your phone now Mitchy.

 

(side note: I had a hard time trying to spell the word confiscate to the point even my keyboard is not helping me 🥲 i had to go to google and search bro... this is why i failed my eng LOL)

 

Takemichi:

GUYS????? AT LAESY HEKL ME

 

Takemichi went offline

Mikey went offline

Kazutora muted Mikey

 

Benkei:

that was certainly something... I'm concerned

 

Baji:

@Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) IM KINDAPIPNG RAN IF YOU DONT RELEASE MITGY

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went online

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

im kidnapping you and Ran if you do 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went offline

 

Baji:

dang it

Baji:

thouhgt itll work 

 

Emma:

theres no use in stopping him bro

 

Baji:

well at laest i tried helpign mitchy 🤷‍♀️

 

Ran:

woah didn't know you're into me baji 🙈

 

Baji:

IM NOT.

 

Ran:

ik youre seeing this from your notifs mon cheri, may I court Baji?

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went online

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

Yes

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

koko too since baji's with him, can't separate them 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) went offline

 

Ran:

you heard him!! 

 

Baji:

UhM (howd you know i used to, well still, have a crush on sanzu)

 

Ran:

i can feel it

 

Benkei:

i finally know what you felt Senju 

 

Senju:

SEE? YOU GET ME 

 

Kokonoi:

wait wait woah i never agreed to this

Kokonoi:

kei, why?

 

Baji:

well why not hajime??

 

Benkei:

first name basis are you kidding me. 

Benkei:

im going to be the new hater 

 

Chifuyu:

YOURE AN AFULT

 

Benkei:

Wanna know something? I don't give a fuck

 

Chifuyu:

Wanna know something? you look pathetic hating on literal teenagers

 

Benkei:

wanna know something too? I'm strong enough to knock you out and make you stfu

 

Chifuyu: 

strong enough? try wrapping a rope on your neck and float and see if it broke since you're so strong

 

Kazutora:

FOUL.

 

Draken:

BROS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 🗣️ 

 

Kokonoi:

thats literally the meanest way of saying to kys to someone oml

 

Baji:

i tuaght him that guys 🥱🥱

 

Draken:

youre a bad influence

 

Baji:

idc lol 

Baji:

he cab stand up for himself now

 

Kazutora:

alright...!

Kazutora:

okay since Izana's now dead, please do vote on who's the mafia!!

 

Emma:

takeomi

 

Takeomi:

ill report this to shin.

 

Emma:

not like he'll listen to you lol

 

Takeomi:

i hate sanos sm 

 

Senju:

takeomi

 

Yuzuha:

takeomi

 

Mucho:

Takeomi

 

Takeomi:

STFU YOU THREE. 

 

Benkei:

takeomi

 

Takeomi:

NOT U TOO??????? GIVE AN EXPLANATION.

 

Benkei:

idk too actually lol im going along with them 😛

 

Takeomi:

im rlly wondering why i like you 

 

Benkei:

bc im a likeable person 

 

Senju:

ew...

 

Takemichi came online

 

Chifuyu:

PARTNER OML YOURE STILL ALIVE

 

Takemichi:

i escaped guys, even managed to take my phone back 🙏 had to go feral for it istg

 

Chifuyu:

mitchy, you there at the place?

 

Takemichi:

yea, hopefully they dont find me here oml 

Takemichi:

why is mikey forcing me to be a wannabe gojo hello

Takemichi:

i dont want to be the gojo to his geto 😔💔

 

Yuzuha:

thats sad

Yuzuha:

is it bc you have Hina?

 

Takemichi:

well obv

 

Senju:

YOU PULLED?

 

Benkei:

you actually have a girlfriend?

 

Takemichi:

WHY DOES IT SOUNDS LIEK YOU GUYS ARE IK DISBELIEF

 

Senju:

BC WE ACTUALLY ARE?????

 

Kazutora added Hina

 

Takemichi:

NOW HOW

 

Kazutora:

🤫🧏‍♀️

 

Hina came online

 

Chifuyu:

oh shiett shes awake

Chifuyu:

PARTNER ISNT SHE USUALLY ASLEEP AT THIS TIME???

 

Takemichi:

IM ALSO SHOCKED PLS

 

Hina:

Seems like I got added here again

Hina:

what happens this time?

 

Takemichi:

save me from mikey 💔💔

Takemichi:

HW LITERALLY CAGED MW JN 

Takemichi:

AND. APPARENTLY ME AND HIM ARE MARRIED 😭 

Takemichi:

HE LITERALLY DRUGGED ME AND FORCED ME TO SIGNED IT AND MY NAME IS NOW SANO TAKEMICHI APPARENTLY...

 

Hina:

oh, you signed it too?

 

Takemichi:

HINA.

Takemichi:

WDYM TOO....

Takemichi:

YOU ALSO HAVE A MARRIAGE CONTRACT WITH HIM????

 

Draken:

dont tell me he drugged you too to force you to sign it 😕

 

Hina:

uh no actually 

Hina:

i signed it on my own will

 

Draken:

oh wait you actually have a marriage contract with THE mikey?

 

Hina:

yeah, he's actually nice and is very considerate 

 

Takemichi:

are we talking about the same mikey rn... like... is it... sano manjiro...

 

Hina:

yes it's sano manjiro

 

Senju:

well at least we can see his respect towards women 

 

Emma:

i taught him well fr hes a gentleman (towards women)

 

Takemichi:

this is a hate crime how come hes being considerate with you but not me

 

Hina:

that's for you to think, what did you do to him for him to act like such?

 

Takemichi:

hina 💔💔💔 i thought you got my back

 

Hina:

😹

Hina:

you're on your own this time michi, hina got nothing to say to this

 

Takemichi:

-1000 AURA.

Takemichi:

so not skibidi alpha of you Hina 😕

 

Ran:

not the brainrot 😭

 

Hina:

hes going through a phase 🙏

Hina:

i talked ab it with mikey jn and dw hes calmed down (for now)

Hina:

but we're both still married to him btw so that's that

 

Takemichi:

okay thank god that he's not chasing me down (as for the moment) BUT STILL MARRIED???? 

Takemichi:

SO WE'RE BOTH SANOS NOW????

 

Emma:

oh

Emma:

uh

Emma:

welcome???

 

Hina:

yay we're sisters for real now emma!!

 

Emma:

OMG YOURE SO RIGHTTTT 🔥🔥🔥

 

Takeomi:

omfg not more sanos

 

Takemichi:

oh no not the bad brother figure to both senju and sanzu talking 😕

Takemichi:

oh no not the very inconsiderate person talking 😕😕

Takemichi:

god could never make me not hate you for that 😹😹

Takemichi:

i placed my vote on him !!

 

Chifuyu:

DONT HURT EM NOW MITCHY 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

Chifuyu:

anyway yes im voting on takeomi bc hes an ass and bc im upset that izana died

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

GO TELL EM LOUDER 🫵🫵🫵🫵

Kurokawa Seishu:

and my reasoning is the same as fuyu

 

Kazutora:

and thats uh 8 votes out of 14 people that voted on Takeomi and since it's more than half, it's now confirmed that he is now eliminated

Kazutora:

bye bye

 

Kazutora muted Takeomi

 

Benkei:

didnt even give him the chance to say anything ☠️

 

Hina:

im currently lost

 

Yuzuha:

we're playing a mafia game rn 

 

Hina:

ohhh okok let me just stay back and observe 

 

Kazutora:

enjoy the ride HAHAHA

Kazutora:

anyway let me reveal takeomi's identity

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Senju:

erms is this right

Senju:

am i seeing this right...

 

Kazutora:

yeap

Kazutora:

he's a villager

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

FCUK NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET REVENGE FOR IZANA

 

Chifuyu:

ITS OKAY SEI WE CAN TAKW REVENGE THE NECT RONND

Chifuyu:

watch out mafias.

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) came online

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

ngl im still wondering who's tje detective and why are they lowkey not doing their job 

 

Chifuyu:

oh shit yiure righh

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

ik i am

 

Chifuyu:

i take back my words.

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

lol

 

Kazutora:

YALL ARE MEANNNNN TJE DETECTIVE IS TRYING THEIR BUST

 

Mucho:

hold awn.. bust?

 

Kazutora:

BEST.

Kazutora:

BRO LEAVE ME TF ALONEE

Kazutora:

im literally going to vent to the detective ab this.

Kazutora:

watch out mucho 🫵🫵

 

Mucho:

ooo scary shiver me timbers 🥶 🥶 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

anyway

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

@Kokonoi @Baji soooo??

 

Kokonoi:

i thought we're over that alrdy

Kokonoi:

you and ran are so annoying bro

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

enemies to lovers

 

Kokonoi:

kei... why them

 

Baji:

i mean why not, js take a closer look at them

 

Ran:

i never hit on women 😕🙏 im js a silly little guy who likes to fight 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

my childhood messed me up but i swear I'll change 

 

Baji:

see??

 

Kokonoi:

fine, ONLY bc you're fine with them

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

yay

 

Draken:

yk thats the only and the most cutest shit you've ever said the entire time you've texted here

 

Takemichi:

fr bro 😭😭😭

 

Chifuyu:

yk takemitchy js say he's your gay awakening atp

 

Hina:

exactly like

 

Kazutora:

i was supposed to text the mafias rn but its the way Hina suddenly popped up js to say that is making me cackle 

 

Benkei:

even his girlfriend knows

 

Baji:

LMAO YOU TOO MITCHY?

 

Takemichi:

FUCK OFF YOU GUSY

 

Chifuyu:

"I Picked My Poison and It's You." santake, enemies to lovers au, 23/25 chapters, ongoing, slowburn, mentioned ships: slight mitake, draken X emma 🙏

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

DROP THE LINK RN BABES

 

Chifuyu:

DTOP IM STILL WORKING ON IT ILL DROP IT WHEJ ITS FULLY DONE

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

ayo what

 

Emma:

HELP YIU MAFE FF AB THEM TOO???

 

Senju:

yo this thing with my brother is making me shocked... (i also wrote ab them and it's completed)

 

Hina:

(pls send them to me, i wanna read too)

 

Senju:

(but its ab your bf and another guy, how come you're so chill ab this whole thing)

 

Hina:

(well its bc I'm fine with him being with other guys, just as long as not with girls since that's basically saying there's other girls better than me)

 

Senju:

(gyat youre so real for that, anyway I'll dm it to you)

 

Hina:

(thanks and you too emma)

 

Emma:

(on it)

 

Yuzuha:

(send them to me too pls)

 

Senju:

(we gotchu)

 

Takemichi:

speechless rn

Takemichi:

...sanzu ☠️☠️ you seeing what im seeing rn...

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

i am and im just as speechless as you are

 

 

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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat

8:56pm

 

Kazutora:

yo i was too invested with the main gc that i almost forgot ab you guys

 

Benkei:

dw i also forgot LOL

 

Yuzuha:

we killin emma so draken suffers RAHHHH

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

real for that king

 

Kazutora:

you guys are so mean

 

Benkei:

idc i hate seeing ppl happy lol

 

Yuzuha:

okay but like i kinda feel bad tho bcs we killin all the sanos ☠️☠️

Yuzuha:

actually, let's kill off ran so they'll put the blame on kokonoi 

 

Benkei:

oh shit youre right

 

Toxic, manipulative, gay friend (Takemichi):

RAN IT IS!!! 

 

Kazutora:

i rllu can see why yoi guys are the mafias ☠️☠️

 

 

 

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Draken

 

Kazutora:

soooo

 

Draken:

is it takemitchy?

 

Kazutora:

YES

 

Draken:

omg finally bro, i didnt suspect him at first

Draken:

also... nit them calling me useless smh like trying my best here

 

Kazutora:

i almost said your name jn LMAO

 

Draken:

nahh.. 

 

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Ran

 

Kazutora:

hey pooks

 

Ran:

I FUCKING DIED?????

 

Kazutora:

you joining your brother soon 🙏

 

Ran:

no way i got killed bro

Ran:

WHO IS IT

Ran:

IS IT KOKO

 

Kazutora:

yeah... no

Kazutora:

its yuzuha

 

Ran:

... 

Ran:

i feel like ive been provoked to hit her hello

 

Kazutora:

nahhh

Kazutora:

prepare your last words brother 

 

Ran:

man 😕😕 im actually going to be haunting everyone like annabelle bro

 

Kazutora:

HELP

 

 

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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

9:02pm

 

Kazutora:

wakey wakey its day time

 

Senju:

NOW KISS

 

Takemichi:

WTF NO??????

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

no way in hell would i ever kiss him

 

Chifuyu:

you guys are fr giving enemies to lovers 😍😍

 

Kazutora:

wth did i camr back to

 

Hina:

senju is trying to make takemichi and sanzu kiss apparently 

 

Kazutora:

and you, takemitchy's girlfriend, is fine with it?

 

Hina:

yeah, i mean like i said, as long as its not with other girls 

 

Takemichi:

HINA 😿😿😿😿

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

anyway @Kazutora who died 

 

Kazutora:

so apparently, the mafias STILL does not like happy couples so they decided to kill ran and his last words were:

 

Ran:

"im going to haunt the mafias. And, don't miss me too much Haru !!" 

 

Kazutora muted Ran

 

Senju:

we can see whos the fav

 

Emma:

but its understandable since he have been with sanzu longer than baji and koko

 

Senju:

true true

 

Kazutora:

anuway!!

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Mucho:

kokonoi to blame... 😬😬

 

Kokonoi:

WHAT

Kokonoi:

WHY ME

Kokonoi:

ITS ALWAYS YOU

Kokonoi:

last time when you kidnapped ME, SEISHU, and MITCHY bc you want me in tenjiku ☠️

 

Takemichi:

that time is so funny lol

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

idk which part you find it funny bc i dont

Kurokawa Seishu:

had to literally watch koko got taken away when he has been by my side almost throughout my whole life 😭

 

Chifuyu:

its okay sei 😭😭😭

Chifuyu:

ik koko is not like that 

 

Kokonoi:

THANK U 

 

Chifuyu:

idk who to vote for honestly but i want to get revenge on the mafias so bad 😿

 

Kazutora:

lolololol this is so funny

 

Kokonoi:

shut it 707

 

Hina:

not the mystic messenger reference 

 

Kokonoi:

oh shit you know mm?

 

Hina:

obv, saeran is my fav

 

Kokonoi:

ong so real for that me too

 

Hina:

we're friends starting from now on

 

Kokonoi:

you hear that hanagaki

 

Takemichi:

why is she suddenly friends with the bd hwllo

 

Hina:

shut

 

Takemichi:

yes ma'am 

 

Draken:

anyway...

Draken:

tora can you unmute mikey

 

Kazutora:

unfortunately nope

 

Draken:

@Chifuyu you hacked into mitchy's phone last time right

 

Chifuyu:

yeah...

 

Draken:

did you remember his chats?

 

Chifuyu:

ERMS 

Chifuyu:

let me check rq

 

Chifuyu has gone offline 

Chifuyu has gone online

 

Senju:

THATS QUICK

 

Chifuyu:

OH SHIT DRAKE 

Chifuyu:

hes in the mafias gc

Chifuyu:

i canr access to enter it tho to see who else is in there, not professional enough yet 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

skill issue

 

Mucho:

skill issue 

 

Chifuyu:

FUCK OFF FIFTH DIVISION

 

Takemichi:

WHAT

 

Draken:

my hunch is right 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

im trusting you and fuyu

Kurokawa Seishu:

sorry hanagaki

 

Senju:

wait so if he's rlly the mafia does rhat mean the villagers win

 

Kazutora:

not yet

Kazutora:

villagers win IF onlu there's ONE mafia left

Kazutora:

but, the mafias win if there's 3 villagers left

 

Senju:

how many mafias left again?

 

Kazutora:

three babes

 

Senju:

okay since hanagaki is confirmed a mafia, then that means there's 2 left OMG watch out y'all 😍 

 

Takemichi:

hacking is cheating 

 

Baji:

to us its not 

 

Takemichi:

im going to be shin in the first timeline istg 

 

Emma:

FOUL DONR DO HIM LIKE RHAT

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

nah...

 

Benkei:

i giggled ngl ☠️

Benkei:

thats going to be a new joke im going to use against him

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

thats a little funny i actually laughed a little 

 

Kazutora:

you guys are devils istg

Kazutora:

also you all vote for mitchy right?

 

Chifuyu:

yes

 

Takemichi:

and this is how you repay me partner, wow.

Takemichi:

im going to strangle all of you i literally saved all of y'all's asses from a bad future where some or maybe even all of you died bro

 

Kazutora muted Takemichi

Kazutora sent an image 

 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

i hv no words to say left after he legit just say his final words before he got muted... 

 

Mucho:

fr man 

 

Kazutora:

welp...

Kazutora:

you guys have successfully eliminated one of the mafias out and now daytime has ended

Kazutora:

let me go talk to the remaining mafias and the detective 

 

Chifuyu:

honestly i got my revenge alrdy but i kinda feel bad 😭‼️

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

fr usually i would be laughing, all satisfied now its js hmmm

 

Hina:

its fine guys hes sometimes like that 

 

Emma:

ptsd is it

 

Chifuyu:

dont do my partner like that 😭😭🙏🙏

 

 

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Chapter 16: Mafia [PT10 | Last part]

Notes:

happy new year gang heh... ill update once in a while 😸 (not rlly)

also not me forgetting in the prev chapter that takemichi's name in the mafia gc is "Toxic, manipulative, gay friend" LMAO had to change it rq fr

also... santake alert... 😬😬 js a lil bit tho HAHAHHAHA i love being a multishipper

bro watch me make a fic on chifuyu and mikey ☠️☠️☠️ js kidding! or am i?

AND THE TRIAL PART IS INSPIRED BY THIS FF ON AO3 dont cancel me pls

also I uploaded this fic on ao3 sooo

oh by the way, (last part) doesn't mean it's this whole book's last chapter, its the last part for the mafia since I dragged it on for too long LMAO

 

Chapter uploaded: 18 June 2025

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

9:13pm

 

Kazutora:

welp...

Kazutora:

you guys have successfully eliminated one of the mafias out and now daytime has ended

Kazutora:

let me go talk to the remaining mafias and the detective 

 

Chifuyu:

honestly i got my revenge alrdy but i kinda feel bad 😭‼️

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

fr usually i would be laughing, all satisfied now its js hmmm

 

Hina:

its fine guys hes sometimes like that 

 

Emma:

ptsd is it

 

Chifuyu:

dont do my partner like that 😭😭🙏🙏

 

Senju:

wait but guys 😕😕

Senju:

i was ab to ask mitchy and haru-nii to create a short roleplay for us 😔

 

Kazutora made Hina the admin

There is now 2 admins 

Hina added one person

Hina set a name

 

Hina:

hi makoto

 

Makoto:

we didnt any more roleplays for you guys 

Makoto:

release me pls

 

Baji:

blud is trumatized

 

Chifuyu:

i let out a giggle ngl

 

Kazutora:

welcome back

Kazutora:

we added you here just for you to narrate

 

Makoto:

what is there to narrate

 

Senju:

so i said "i was ab to ask mitchy and haru-nii to create a short roleplay for us" and so hina added you

 

Makoto:

but like

 

Hina:

youre the only good narrator and plot creater I could think of 

 

Makoto:

did michi or whoever haru is, agree to that 😭

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

haru is sanzu and no

 

Makoto:

nah. 

Makoto:

sanzu as in sanzu haruchiyo?

 

Senju:

yeap, my brother 

 

Makoto:

NAH.

Makoto:

lol michi is complaining in our gc rn

Makoto:

hes ab to 🪦

 

Benkei:

not the tombstone 😭😭

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

i am NOT going to be in a roleplay with anyone ever

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

nvm ig ill agree

 

Kazutora:

HELLPP THATS FAST

 

Kokonoi:

ran probably pm him 

 

Baji:

me and ran actualy 🙋‍♂️

 

Hina unmuted Takemichi

 

Takemichi:

SANZU JUST DISAGREE MAN

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

i would < love 3 to disagree but i was threatened

 

Takemichi:

wth 

Takemichi:

just kill them with your katana

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

its ran and kei

 

Takemichi:

last time I checked you easily killed mucho

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

shut

 

Mucho:

i forgot ab that

 

Hina:

michi, mikey might text you any moment now or he might even go to where you're currently at rn

 

Takemichi:

who cares now im not doing it 😔 enough is enough guys

Takemichi:

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE MAKOTO

 

Makoto has left the group

 

Chifuyu: 

why so soon SIGH

 

Hina added Makoto

 

Hina:

❤️❤️

 

Makoto:

MICHI DO SMTH 💔

Makoto:

IM ON GUNPOINT 

 

Makoto sends a picture 

 

 

Makoto:

MICHI UOURE MY ONE AND ONLY SAVIOUR 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

alnst luka mentioned

 

Kazutora:

MY POOKS LUKAAA hes so hated its giving me 🥲

 

Emma:

who cares ab you 😂

 

Kazutora:

SYBAU

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

wre you saying shes your next target of murder 

 

Kazutora:

EXCUSE ME HELLO??????

Kazutora:

I NEVER SAID THAT

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

you did 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

not only that, you don't even care an her anymore, meeting up with others after youre with her smh

 

Benkei:

why does that sound like you guys are tgt and i sense infidelity 

 

Takemichi:

EMMA AND KAZUTORA????

Takemichi:

KAZUTORA IS THAT WHY YOURE ALWAYS BY HER SIDE.. BCS YOU GUYS ARE TGT???? IM WRONG THIS WHOLE TIWM?? 

 

Emma:

GUYS WHAT THE HECK

 

Kazutora:

GUYS WHAT IM NOT CHEATING ON HER AND IM NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH EMMA

 

Baji:

lmao tora

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

shouldnt u help him or smth 

 

Baji:

nah hes fine

 

Senju:

TORA WHAT

Senju:

youre staining emma's repo SHES LITERALLY TGR WITH DRAKEN AND YOU MADE PPL THINK YOURE TGT WITH HER

Senju:

IM TAKING THIS TO COURT TO PROVE EMMAS INNOCENCE 

 

Emma:

HELLO????

 

Yuzuha:

I'll be your defender kazutora

 

Kazutora:

YES THANK YOU OMG YUZUHA

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

And the trial begins.

 

Kokonoi:

This court is now in session to address the case of... 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

Infidelity. 

 

Kokonoi:

Hanemiya Kazutora, you are rightfully accused of threatening and neglecting your significant other, Sano Emma. How do you plead?

 

Kazutora:

Not guilty

 

Kokonoi:

The court will proceed to hear arguments and evidence regarding allegations. Prosecutor, please present your case 

 

Senju:

Your honor, my client, Sano Emma, has been a victim of misunderstanding. She has been wrongfully accused of being together with Hanemiya Kazutora, and further, the defendant has been implicated in acts of giving threats to her including negligence

 

Kokonoi:

Isn't Emma with Draken?

 

Senju:

THATS THE THINGGGG

Senju:

THATS WHY I RAISED THIS CASE

 

Kokonoi:

Then, Defense, do you have a response to these allegations?

 

Yuzuha:

Your Honor, the defense maintains that this case is utterly ridiculous. There is no romantic involvement between my client and the plaintiff, nor is there any bad blood between them. This entire problem is an embodiment of press exaggeration and an overall dearth of common sense.

 

Senju:

Then explain the evidence. If Emma is not with Kazutora, why is he always with her? What about him meeting with others, neglecting her? And the threats?

 

Kazutora:

First of all, it's because somehow it was always me who got the task to look after her where the 6 founding members of Toman, minus mikey, did a spinning wheel thing to decide who gets to take care of her in mikey's stead

Kazutora:

and me meeting others are just me with my friends, taking care of Emma is exhausting and I need a damn break

Kazutora:

and the threats are simply my words being twisted.

 

Emma:

man.

Emma:

IS THAT WHY YOU JUST LET ME DO WHATEVER I WANT ON YOU 

 

Kazutora:

IM TOO LAZY TO ARGUE OKAY PLUS YOURE SCARY AF WHEN YOURE MAD

 

Emma:

im not scary and im never mad

 

Kazutora:

name one time you're never mad

Kazutora:

see? you can't

 

Emma:

I AIN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET VRO

 

Kazutora:

bcs ik whatever you say is going to be nonsense

 

Emma:

i never say nonsense wdym

 

Kazutora:

youre so annoying that at times like this I rlly want to knock your head on the wall

 

Senju:

YOUR HONOR, THATS CLEARLY A THREAT YOU CANT COMMIT THREATS IN COURT

 

Yuzuha:

stating the obvious now are we.

 

Kokonoi:

Order. 

 

Senju:

thsi aint going anywhere gang

Senju:

Your Honor, I would like to call Baji Keisuke as my first witness to testify about his observations of the defendant's actions on the situation

 

Kokonoi:

You may start your questioning.

 

Senju:

Baji, you've known emma and kazutora for years, is it true that he's always with her

 

Baji:

yeah, but hes not doing it out of love. Plus, like he said before, we did a spinning wheel thing to decide who gets to take care of her in mikey's stead

Baji:

tora's a scaredy cat when it comes to mikey

 

Yuzuha:

Objection! Speculation 

 

Kokonoi:

Overruled

 

Senju:

THEN WHAT AB TORA MEETING WITH OTHER PPL... HES NEGLECTING HIS 'RELATIONSHIP' WITH EMMA

 

Baji:

thats js tora taking a break from emma since he spent hours on doing so and cmon, theyre not tgt

 

Senju:

THE THREATS????

 

Baji:

misinterpretation

 

Senju:

FUCK. UHM

Senju:

Your Honor, I would like to call Yasuhiro Mucho as my second witness to testify about his observations of the defendant's actions on the situation

 

Kokonoi:

You may start your questioning.

 

Senju:

mucho, what about your insights on this

 

Mucho:

honestly, kazutora did absolutely nothing wrong, definitely not the type to give out threats to women esp not to emma and bet hes tired of all this rn 

 

Kazutora:

love u mucho

 

Senju:

Objection! Slandering.

 

Kokonoi:

Overruled

 

Senju:

what the hell

 

Senju:

Your Honor, I would like to call Ryuguji Ken as my final witness to testify about his observations of the defendant's actions on the situation

 

Kokonoi:

You may start questioning.

 

Senju:

Draken... do you believe there's any truth of the speculation of emma and kazutora being together and him threatening her?

 

Draken:

not possible, hes a man lover + she's with me, and he wouldn't even be here since mikey wouldve beat him up for threatening her

 

Kazutora:

YOU HEAR THATTTT

 

Kokonoi:

Let's wrap this up.

 

Senju:

sigh

Senju:

Your Honor, while I still believe my client is being treated unfairly, there is no solid information of her being together with him alongside the threats. 

 

Kokonoi:

Both cases are dismissed due to lack of evidence and other factors.

 

Senju:

😞

Senju:

well at least they know you're not with him emma

 

Emma:

wow okay

 

Makoto:

rhat was entertaining but can I leave now

 

Hina:

no, you have to wait until they finish their mafia game first before you could do the roleplay

 

Makoto:

oh.. 😞

 

Takemichi:

i just witnessed an unofficial trial what where did you guys even learn that

 

Kokonoi:

ive seen things

 

Yuzuha:

I have been practicing 

 

Kokonoi:

for taiju?

 

Yuzuha:

yeah 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

understandable

 

Kazutora muted Takemichi

 

Kazutora:

anyway... lets go back to the mafia game 😭🙏

Kazutora:

havent texted the mafias and the detective so will do so now

 

Senju:

okay in the meantime, can we discuss about haru-nii and michi's roleplay

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

no

 

Chifuyu:

takemitchy texted me to tell you he said no

 

Senju:

WHY ARE YOU STILL BITTER YOUVE BEEN THROUGH LOTS OF ROLEPLAYS ALRDY

 

Chifuyu:

he said and I quote "THATS BECAUSE IM USED TO THE PPL IM ROLEPLAYING WITH... NOW ITS WITH SANZU??? BRO HE HATES MY GUTS AND ID RATHER DIE." 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

lol

 

Chifuyu:

he said and I quote "SHIT UP SANZU"

Chifuyu:

after that "wait sorry please dont kill me"

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

atp js unmute him bro

 

Emma:

its funnier this way

 

Chifuyu:

he said and i quote "THIS IS WHY UOU DIED EMMA"

 

Emma:

woah okay this is why you couldn't save everyone and let them die 

 

Kokonoi:

whats with this beef

 

Chifuyu:

they've been at it for a long time

 

Draken:

enough is enough

 

Emma:

okay ❤️

 

Chifuyu:

"EW HETEROS GTFO OFF" he said

 

Emma:

SHUT THE HELL UP YOURE A HETERO TOO 

 

Chifuyu:

"different than whatever you guys are" he said

 

Kokonoi:

?

Kokonoi:

bcs youre bi?

 

Emma:

oh is that why you're with mikey

 

Chifuyu:

"SHUT THE HELL UP WHY DOES EVERYONE THINKS I'M WITH MIKEY" he said

 

Senju:

the signed marriage papers for you and hina to be with mikey

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

you abandoned your own wedding just to go to mikey who long gone abandoned you

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

wow he's really not beating the homo allegations 🥀🥀

 

Chifuyu:

"you guys are fake asf i hope you all die" he said 

 

Draken:

i doubt you'd actually want that

 

Chifuyu:

"SHUT THE HELL UP DRAKEN OHMYGOD everyone is on my throat today im killing myself" he said 

 

Yuzuha:

okay mikey 🤣🤣

 

Chifuyu:

"NOT YOU TOO YUZUHA THE BETRAYAL" he said

Chifuyu:

"i dont feel like doing the roleplay anymore gng 🫩🫩" he said

 

(WHY IS THE EMOJI NOT SHOWING HERE IN AO3. GUYS ITS THE TIRED DEAD LOOKING ASS EMOJI)

 

Makoto:

I GET TO LEAVE NOW...? IM FREE

 

Hina:

no

 

Makoto:

oh 

 

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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat

9:27pm

 

Kazutora:

next target

 

Yuzuha:

Baji/Draken so they can blame senju since its like shes holding a grudge against them after the trial

 

Benkei:

do you have a beef with senju

 

Yuzuha:

yeah after the trial thing 😮‍💨😮‍💨

 

Kazutora:

defended me so good out there

 

Yuzuha:

you owe me one 

 

Kazutora:

i take back my words

 

Yuzuha:

asshole

 

Benkei:

woah calm down

 

Yuzuha:

i miss when there's so many of mafias.. (so i can bully them)

 

Kazutora:

"OH CMON YUZUHA" takemichi said

Kazutora:

"really?" wakasa said 

Kazutora:

"YUZUHA?????? ME??? YOUR OWN BROTHER????" hakkai said

Kazutora:

"? you want to bully me?" mitsuya said

 

Yuzuha:

mb mitsuya not you

 

Kazutora:

"EUEGEHEUEHGEUEH YOU HATE ME IS IT?" hakkai cried

 

Benkei:

why dont you just unmute them

 

Kazutora:

i like quoting things

 

Benkei:

okay weirdo

 

Kazutora:

i hope they vote you out next.

Kazutora:

wait so who's it going to be? Baji or Draken?

 

Benkei:

draken

 

Yuzuha:

draken

Yuzuha:

wow we're in sync this time

 

Kazutora:

evil bastards

 

Benkei:

wait, I just realised, how can they even see our texts didnt you kicked them out

 

Kazutora:

i did but i added them back a little while ago and muted them

 

Yuzuha:

oh

Yuzuha:

well who cares if they get added back

 

Kazutora:

i see taiju in you

 

Yuzuha:

dont even.

 

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Draken

 

Kazutora:

hey mr. detective

 

Draken:

senju?

 

Kazutora:

nope

Kazutora:

dang you're bad at this

Kazutora:

oh and you died btw

 

Draken:

what the fuck

 

Kazutora:

time to announce

 

Draken:

HELLO? AT LEAST GIVE ME TIME TO PROCESS MY DEATH

 

Kazutora:

its okay

Kazutora:

js accept it

 

Draken:

dude.

 

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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

9:35pm

 

Emma:

im still curious how you and the others think up of a roleplay so fast

 

Makoto:

imagination and delusions 

 

Hina:

its mental illness

 

Emma:

oh !

 

Chifuyu:

wait didnt you join with them too at some point?

 

Hina:

yes and hina admit to having mental illness too

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

how could you bully hinata like that chifuyu

 

Chifuyu:

WHAT IM NOT

 

Mucho:

you clearly are

 

Kazutora:

im back

Kazutora:

guess who dies

 

Chifuyu:

mucho

 

Mucho:

what do i have against you

 

Chifuyu:

what do YOU have against ME. YOUVE BEEN OIT FOR MY THROAT 

 

Mucho:

idk seeing you just irked me

 

Chifuyu:

KYS KYS KYS

 

Kazutora:

well... fuyu, youre wrong

Kazutora:

its none other than....

Kazutora:

kei drumroll please

 

Baji:

dddrrrrruuuuuummmmm

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

wth is that

 

Kazutora:

😭😭😭

Kazutora:

dumbass

Kazutora:

use emojis

 

Baji:

oh

Baji:

🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 

 

Kazutora:

its... draken!

Kazutora:

and his last words are:

 

Draken:

"hope all the mafias die"

 

Kazutora muted Draken

 

Kazutora:

and what may his identity be?

 

Chifuyu:

🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

a detective!

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

hes the detective? this whole time?

 

Kokonoi:

that explains takemitchy's situation earlier

Kokonoi:

senju to blame

 

Senju:

WHAT

 

Chifuyu:

wait koko youre cooking

Chifuyu:

senju mightve want to kill draken off bcs of the trial last time 

 

Emma:

IS THAT WHY YOU KILLED HIM SENJU HOW COULD YOU. 

 

Senju:

WHAT JTS NOT ME GUYS I SWEAR TO MY LIFE

Senju:

I SWEAR ON MY LEFT EYE YHAT IM NOT A MAFIA I CAN GAUGE MY EYE RN WITH A SPOON FOR YOU GUYS OR I CAN RIP THE SIDES OF MY MOUTH 

 

Kokonoi:

uhm hello? im disturbed. 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

its fine shes js overreacting

 

Mucho:

if you say so... I'll place my vote on her then

 

Yuzuha:

ill follow Mucho's steps 

 

Baji:

not you two betraying senju just like that... 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

its fine Sen... (im voting on you though)

 

Senju:

now guys what the heck

Senju:

Im killing myself like this. 

 

Chifuyu:

at least youll get to reunite with waka and hate on him 

 

Senju:

i dont even want to be on the same side as him wdym id rather hate him from here 

 

Chifuyu:

😭😭 bro lowkey i feel bad for wakasa so im voting for you.. 

 

Senju:

YOURE THROWING AWAY OUR FRIENDSHIP JS LIKE THAT??????? 

 

Kazutora:

well since its more than half.. senju.. youre out...

 

Senju:

kys guys 

 

Kazutora muted Senju

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

soo

 

Chifuyu:

gang i was supposed to avenge izana but why are we killing off our own kind 

 

Emma:

who's fault is that 

 

Chifuyu:

SHUT UP EMMA 🤬 

 

Emma:

what? no I meant, who was the one that suggested senju in the first place 

 

Chifuyu:

oh

Chifuyu:

love you emma 🩷

 

Mucho:

kokonoi

 

Baji:

hes not at fault here 

 

Mucho:

since when are you defensive

 

Baji:

since he's mine? 

 

Emma:

what the fuck ed

Emma:

even when you and chifuyu were in a situationship you're not like this

 

Chifuyu:

me and baji are never in one though wdym... 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

what??????? 

 

Emma:

TAKEMITCHY YORUE SEEING THIS SHIT RIGHT IS THIS FR 

 

Kazutora unmuted Takemichi

 

Takemichi:

dont even... I was also shocked you know when he first told me

 

Kazutora unmuted Mikey

 

Benkei:

what does mikey have to do with them 

 

Mikey:

bcs I used to be in one with chifuyu and not baji lol

 

Baji:

WHAT

Baji:

REVEAL YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIPS RIGHT NWO.

 

Mikey:

kazu – ex (after we defeated bd until he got arrested), chifuyu – ex situationship (lasted for a month and a half), draken – ex (lasted only two weeks lmao)

 

Emma:

??????

 

Kazutora unmuted Draken

 

Draken:

do you really have to include me there

 

Mikey:

obviously, we make out multiple times and don't forget we literally jerked off tgt, aint no normal friends behaviour do that

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW?

 

Kokonoi:

why the hell does the image of draken and mikey kissing IMMEDIATELY appeared inside my head when he said that.

 

Mucho:

ngl same and im kind of disturbed

 

Takemichi:

lowkey I kind of see that coming 

 

Emma:

you and that fuck ass gay radar 

 

Takemichi:

STOP DIRECTING YOUR ANGER TO ME OH MY GOD????? YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT TO MIKEY

 

Mikey:

yeah sorry emma I just wanted to see the appeal and I can see why

 

Emma:

im still processing that information by the way mikey.

Emma:

and mitchy? yeah I won't stop you're like a stress ball to me

 

Takemichi:

die KILL YOURSELF jump off a building and perish. 

 

Baji:

michael. 

Baji:

with... with tora... 

Baji:

HANEMIYA KAZUTORA 

 

Kazutora:

i love it when you call me by my full name👅

Kazutora:

and cmon can you blame me he's attractive as fuck

 

Baji:

YOU NEVER TOLD ME

Baji:

YOU AND MIKEY

 

Mikey:

we prefer keeping it as a secret, I love doing subtle intimate things with him at that time 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

this was unexpected 

 

Takemichi:

you should've known

Takemichi:

you literally stalked mikey

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

im not that fucking weird enough to be knowing ALL about him

 

Takemichi:

... hm

Takemichi:

right... doubt that 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

if you ever see me in public, walk faster. 

 

Takemichi:

UHM HELLO? I'm telling mikey youre about to kill me

Takemichi:

MANJIRO LOOK AT YOUR DOG 💔

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) deleted a message

 

Mikey:

I still saw it, take mitchy away from me and you're never going to see the light again

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

apologies. 

 

Takemichi:

HAHAHAHAHAHA BOOO LOSER 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

 

Mikey:

dont I deserve a reward from that give me a kiss mitchy

 

Takemichi:

youre acting as if you did not just barge in at where I'm hiding just to steal a kiss not even a minute ago

 

Mikey:

BUT THATS DIFFERENT 

Mikey:

THATS ME TO YOU NOT YOU TO ME 

 

Takemichi:

okay well fine

 

Kazutora muted three people

 

Chifuyu:

im utterly sick why do they have to be so damn gay in front of me im becoming the homo of the phobic

 

Kokonoi:

youre literally like one of them

 

Chifuyu:

no no I'm different

Chifuyu:

theyre like soulmates meant to be, doesn't matter if its platonic or romantic, like puzzles that fit right exactly with each other or like when time had carved them for one another as if their hearts were always waiting in the same silence

Chifuyu:

while im just a normal gay teen 

 

Emma:

why are you suddenly poetic with it

 

Chifuyu: 

idk too maybe all the mangas I read caught up to me 

 

Hina:

but I agree with what you had just said 

 

Benkei:

ngl I'm still surprised you're with him 

 

Hina:

and hina is surprised that you're still with nobody despite Takeomi liking you to which you still acted like an oblivious idiot

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

AH 

Kurokawa Seishu:

UNEXPECTED???? 

 

Kokonoi:

I taught her that 

 

Yuzuha:

dont be so proud? hina turned into a savage when shes supposed to be a sweet little girl 

 

Kokonoi:

she can be sweet AND savage

 

Hina:

yeap! 

 

Yuzuha:

oh no 💔

 

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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat

9:53pm

 

Kazutora:

so... who will it be... 

 

Benkei:

its time to kill chifuyu, he lived long enough

 

Yuzuha:

agreed, i still don't get how he even survived this far 

 

Benkei:

he didn't even avenge anything 😭

 

Kazutora:

LEAVE MY GUY ALONE 😭😭

Kazutora:

HES TRYING HIS BEST 😓

 

Yuzuha:

not best enough though

 

Benkei:

youre so evil

 

Yuzuha:

im unleashing my inner demon

 

Kazutora:

**throws purified salt**

 

Benkei:

is that supposed to do anything

 

Kazutora:

SHUT UP NOWNYOU MADE ME LOOK DUMB AND MENTALLY ILL

 

Yuzuha:

🫢

 

Benkei:

yeah... about that.. sorry to break it to you bud

 

Kazutora:

I really hope someone votes either one of you out. 

 

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Chifuyu

 

Kazutora:

hey... 

 

Chifuyu:

I DIDE

Chifuyu:

KAZU KAZU WHO KILLED ME

 

Kazutora:

erms you'll know it once i added you to the deceased people

 

Chifuyu:

I didn't even get to avenge for Izana 😭😭🥀🥀

 

Kazutora:

its okay seishu is still there surviving 😭😭😭

 

Chifuyu:

i think he'll be busy grieving 

Chifuyu:

wait... deceased people... mikey... situationship.. GODDDDD 

 

Chifuyu sent an image

 

 

Chifuyu:

hopefully they dont ask questions and ik mikey is dodging them 

 

Kazutora:

bye youre so on point with mikey dodging the questions

Kazutora:

why did you even get in a situationship with him in the first place

 

Chifuyu:

hes hot can you blame me 

Chifuyu:

like he could shove four fingers in me, stretch me wide, fuck me until I’m a mess on his hand and I wouldn’t even stop him since I’d be begging for more with my cock leaking the whole damn time

Chifuyu:

and hes also nice likeeee that made my heart flutter, giving me the princess treatment and all 🩷🩷

 

Kazutora:

woah.

Kazutora:

gosh thats so vulgar i cant even form a sentence to respond to that

Kazutora:

im gonna ignore the second statement

 

Chifuyu:

OH SHUT UP KAZU

Chifuyu:

you were literally thirsting on the way he said your full name 

 

Kazutora:

I THIRST OVER ANYONE WHO SAID MY FULL NAME 🥀🥀

 

Chifuyu:

youre so weird

 

Kazutora:

but you love me

 

Chifuyu:

yeah I do 

 

Kazutora:

BYE THAT AMSFE ME DREKA OUT YIURE SO CUTE

Kazutora:

IM HAVING CUTENESS AGGRESISON

 

Chifuyu:

?? 😭😭

 

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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

10:01pm

 

Kazutora:

daytime... and guess who's dead

 

Baji:

sanzu?

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

baji?

 

Kazutora:

okay lovers who want each other dead

Kazutora:

its not any of you

 

Kokonoi:

okay thank god

 

Kazutora:

but well, the mafias still have a grudge on this couple and unfortunately, chifuyu died

 

Chifuyu:

"I failed Izana... Sei, time for you to shine"

 

Kazutora muted Chifuyu

Kazutora sent an image 

 

 

Kazutora:

time to vote

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

man what does the mafia have against us bru 

Kurokawa Seishu:

i cant even think of any possible victims can I just randomly pick someone

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

emma

 

Baji:

emma

 

Kokonoi:

emma

 

Emma:

WHAT THE FUCK 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

emma it is 🥀

 

Kazutora:

and since thats more than half... emma...

 

Emma:

WAIT HELLO THIS SHIT HAPPENING WAY TOO FAST

Emma:

WHATS UP WITH YOU THREE MFS @Mon Cheri Haru ♡ @Baji @Kokonoi

 

(have i told you guys that the bracket like for e.g (sanzu) is just for you guys to know who it is? so in their perspective, theres no bracket)

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

ran's not here so I could be as insane as I could

 

Baji:

im always like this 

 

Kokonoi:

im just following the two of them honestly

 

Emma:

AND SEI... what about our friendship

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

sorry, i was just following the majority

Kurokawa Seishu:

ill make it up to you

 

Emma:

mannnn

Emma:

just say you guys hate the sanos and go

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

I don't hate the sanos...?

 

Emma:

okay izana lover 

 

Kazutora muted Emma

 

Kazutora:

well gang

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Mucho:

bingo...? 

 

Kokonoi:

foul for that???

 

Mucho:

i was just joking god stop taking it so srsly

 

Kokonoi:

if i die, can you guys vote for mucho 

 

Mucho:

what the hell?????

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

sure will do that

 

Mucho:

sanzu??????? 

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

❌❌👄👄

 

Mucho:

WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY MUTE NOW

 

Baji:

hopefully hajime wont die but if it does come to that, will vote for mucho

 

Mucho:

guys didnt all of you agreed that im a villager

 

Benkei:

dont know about that now... 

 

Kazutora:

good luck surviving guys

 

Mucho:

i dont think ill survive????

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

mafias have no right to talk 

 

Mucho:

oh so now you're not mute?

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

🤨❔

 

Mucho:

what the fuck

 

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In the ''depressed mafias'' groupchat

10:14pm

 

Kazutora:

so... 

 

Yuzuha:

sanzu

 

Benkei:

sanzu

 

Yuzuha:

your reason?

 

Benkei:

so mucho will get killed

Benkei:

you?

 

Yuzuha:

same he lived long enough 😮‍💨😮‍💨

 

Kazutora:

arent you together with him

 

Yuzuha:

thats a separate matter to this

 

Benkei:

youre actually so cruel

 

Yuzuha:

single ppl can't talk

Yuzuha:

when are you even going to get together with takeomi anyway

 

Benkei:

never...

Benkei:

i dont like him that way

 

Yuzuha:

?

Yuzuha:

but you liked wakasa?

 

Kazutora:

WHAT THE FUCK

 

Benkei:

keyword, "liked" 

Benkei:

plus that was when im a teen and before we met shin

Benkei:

and waka and takeomi are diff dont lump them tgt

 

Kazutora:

YOU AND WAKASA

 

Benkei:

i js had a puppy crush on him 

 

Yuzuha:

yk what valid hes rlly hot during his teen days

Yuzuha:

still hot now

 

Kazutora:

are we srsly thirsting on wakasa right now

 

Yuzuha:

im just appreciating his beauty

Yuzuha:

okay putting that aside

Yuzuha:

why dont you like takeomi

 

Benkei:

idk i mean hes a great friend

Benkei:

but i dont think hes a great lover

 

Kazutora:

"I AGREE" hakkai said

 

Benkei:

just unmute them 🥀

 

Kazutora:

make me pooks

 

Benkei:

i dont want to flirt with someone way younger than me

 

Yuzuha:

then flirt with takeomi

 

Kazutora:

im giggling why are you still on that 

 

Yuzuha:

idk im just sick of seeing takeomi giving obvious hints of him liking benkei while benkei just be dodging that 

 

Benkei:

stop trying to set me up 🥀🥀

 

Yuzuha:

give me 100 reasons why i shouldnt

 

Kazutora:

oh!

Kazutora:

good luck with that ... @Benkei 

 

Benkei:

DONT LEAVE ME HERE????

 

Yuzuha:

chop chop get to it

 

Benkei:

WHY 100 

 

Yuzuha:

cmon now

 

Benkei:

☹️

 

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Sanzu

 

Kazutora:

hi you died

 

Sanzu:

is it mucho

 

Kazutora:

no... its someone unexpected

 

Sanzu:

??

Sanzu:

hajime? 

 

Kazutora:

why did you think its him

 

Sanzu:

you said someone unexpected

Sanzu:

and hes the only unexpected person I could tgink of

 

Kazutora:

uhm no its not him

 

Sanzu:

then who the fuck is it

 

Kazutora:

youll know soon 🤗🤗

 

Sanzu:

youre actually so irritating

 

Kazutora:

thank you! 🩷

 

Sanzu:

thats not a compliment?

 

Kazutora:

it is to me

Kazutora:

so anyway im ab to announce your death!

 

This person is no longer accepting messages from you

 

Kazutora:

DID YOU JUST BLOCKED ME?

 

This person is no longer accepting messages from you

 

Kazutora:

WHAT THE FUCK

 

This person is no longer accepting messages from you

 

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In the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

10:27pm

 

Kazutora:

so its daytime

Kazutora:

and oh my oh my, a dead body was found

Kazutora:

after a few examinations, it was a person with diamond scars at the corners of his mouth? 

Kazutora:

only his phone where his last message was to his lovers

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

"love you"

 

Kazutora muted Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu)

Kazutora sent an image

 

Kazutora:

and as it turns out, he was innocent

 

Baji:

what the fuck?

 

Yuzuha:

no damn way. 

 

Kokonoi:

mucho to blame istg

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

fr like you're not slick

Kurokawa Seishu:

you think by killing off sanzu instead of koko wont make you suspicious??

Kurokawa Seishu:

im voting for mucho

 

Baji: 

me too

 

Benkei:

agreed im voting for mucho too

 

Kokonoi:

mucho it is

 

Mucho:

YOU GYUS DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SPEAK WHAT THE FUCK

 

Kazutora:

well bud... that's like, all of em

Kazutora:

youre dead

Kazutora:

DUN DUN DUNNNN THIS IS THE END OF THE MAFIA GAME now now now

Kazutora:

because you guys voted for mucho... 

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

he is unfortunately NOT the mafia

Kazutora:

and so the mafias win!!! 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

WHAT. 

 

Kokonoi:

you're joking

 

Yuzuha:

kazutora... dont play with me rn 

 

Baji:

KAZU WDYM

 

Mucho:

now you see rhis is why you should let me explain firsr 🥀🥀.

 

Kazutora:

LMAOOOO

Kazutora:

okay now im about to reveal the rest of yalls roles and im going to unmute the dead people

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Kazutora unmuted 19 people

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

YUZUHA????? BENKEI????

 

Yuzuha:

well what can we say, we're both just too good at this 

 

Benkei:

that and because you guys didn't use your brain well enough 

 

Hakkai:

YWS MAFIAS WON WOOHOOOO

 

Baji:

sleep with one eye. 

 

Hakkai:

oh

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

BRO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME RN

Kurokawa Seishu:

why do you mafias hate our relationship sm that you killed them off 

 

Benkei:

no particular reason

 

Yuzuha:

hes jealous bcs hes still single

Yuzuha:

so make a move on takeomi

 

Benkei:

STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH HIM I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM THAT WAY 🥀🥀

 

Wakasa: 

oh... 

 

Shinichiro:

wow must be tough being rejected without actually confessing 

 

Takeomi:

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR ASS GOT REJECTED 20 IN A ROW. 

 

Shinichiro:

dont bring that up

 

Takemichi:

idk which one is worse

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

both

 

Senju:

YAY WE CAN DO THE ROLEPLAY NOW

 

Takemichi has left the group

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu) has left the group

Hina added Takemichi

Kazutora added Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu)

Hina lock the groupchat

No one can leave the groupchat

 

Kazutora:

good work hina

 

Hina:

thank you! 

Hina:

no escaping now you two @Takemichi @Mon Cheri Haru ♡ 

 

Makoto:

but i can... right?

 

Hina:

no

 

Makoto:

that mafia game should've gone on longer. 

 

 

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Notes:

here you go guys... now back to disappearing I go... 

Chapter 17: Romance slowburn roleplay [PT1]

Notes:

I changed the format a little bcs I noticed how it's taking up sooo much space

ARGHHHHH i just realised how much i mischaracterized them SM ILL CHANGE ILL CHANGE watch me guys

oh MAYBE ill go back to those popular ships like... bajufuyutora... hmmm convince me guys CONVINCE ME or ill do a ship yoi guys never expected... heh 🤙

 

Chapter published: 6 July 2025

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Kazutora:

good work hina

 

Hina:

thank you! 

no escaping now you two @Takemichi @Mon Cheri Haru ♡ 

 

(those are two separate texts btw bcs typing it like how i used to do took up so much space)

 

Makoto:

but i can... right?

 

Hina:

no

 

Makoto:

that mafia game should've gone on longer. 

 

Takemichi: 

I'd like to back off

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu): 

me too, I don't want to involve myself in this bs

 

Ran:

?

 

Mon Cheri Haru ♡ (Sanzu):

I misspoke it seems. 

 

Takemichi:

dont go switching up now

 

Chifuyu:

mitchy youve been through multiple roleplays this should be nothing 

 

Takemichi:

like I said, thats bcs im used to them. But this? Sanzu? 

like at this point youre just asking me to die

 

Baji:

stop being over dramativ

 

Emma:

over dramatic final boss 

 

Smiley:

dang he deserves an oscar for that

 

Hakkai:

and let people stare in confusion??? bcs...

 

Chifuyu: 

ARE YOU SAYING HES NOT FORMULA 

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

well he certainly isn't formula 😬

 

Kazutora:

dawg thats far from a typo what do you actually want to say

 

Mikey:

molecular?

 

Mitsuya:

see kids this is why you should often go to school

 

Mikey:

SHUT UP

mitsuya im not done with you im gonna get your ass the next time i see you. 

 

Hakkai:

if you wanna get down pls do it somewhere else

 

Hanma:

or you guys can do it in vc, i dont mind watching

 

Mikey:

I DONT WANT TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH ANYONE

 

Kazutora:

aw shucks

 

Angry:

i wanted to be weirded out but coming from you, it's like normal

 

Mikey:

↳ aw shucks

kazu we literally did that a few times before this 

 

Shinichiro:

tmi please.

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

honestly just impressed how he can say it so... easily

 

Mikey: 

i have nothing to be ashamed of 

 

Chifuyu: 

↳ ARE YOU SAYING HES NOT FORMULA 

please just kill me i meant to say popular

 

Hakkai:

thats so far???

 

Chifuyu:

ITS AUTOCORRECT

leave me alone hakkai go suck hanma's dick or sumn

 

Hakkai:

oh I definitely will

 

Chifuyu:

ew gtfo

 

Senju:

I have a question, do you think if I lie to a stranger saying I'm european, will they believe me

 

Kakucho:

now i wonder what goes in your head to be wondering that

 

Chifuyu: 

i was ab to curse on hakkai but that just caught me off guard

 

Senju:

okay no listen, theres this guy who appeared on my fyp and hes european so it made me wonder

 

Kokonoi:

that barely explains how you come to that conclusion but okay

 

Senju:

UGH you just dont understand my vision

can at least one of you answer my question, im genuinely curious 

 

Chifuyu:

i think you can pass??

 

Senju:

okay thats all i need to know

 

Chifuyu:

a mix of Italian too, oui oui

 

Takemichi:

oui oui is french

 

Chifuyu:

what.

really?

 

Takemichi:

yeah search em up if you dont believe me

 

Hakkai:

↳ a mix of Italian too, oui oui

aint that spanish 

 

Takemichi:

spanish and italian are different 

 

Hakkai:

then what the fuck is spanish

 

Chifuyu:

bonjour?

 

Takemichi:

THATS STILL FRENCH

 

Smiley:

yk just looking at this trio makes my head hurt sometimes bcs of the bs they spout

 

Wakasa:

I wonder how they make it this far in school

 

Hakkai:

WE'RE NOT DUMB

we just got our languages mixed up... heh... 

 

Chifuyu:

not my fault theyre like similar

 

Mucho:

theyre def not similar 

 

Chifuyu:

UGH YOURE ALWAYS GOING OUT FOR MY THROAT BRO KYS

 

Yuzuha:

not trying to interrupt the moment but ive been waiting for the roleplay 

 

Takemichi:

now why would you bring that up

yk i actually have somewhere to go

 

Takemichi went offline

Takemichi went online

 

Izana:

not even a minute later

 

Angry:

are you on gunpoint

 

Takemichi:

heh...no way...! Who would even do that lol

I mean I'm definitely doing this roleplay yes 

 

Shinichiro:

good luck with that? im leaving, have some catching up to do with them 

 

Mitsuya:

who even is them?

 

Hina unlocked the groupchat

Shinichiro and Wakasa left the groupchat

Benkei left the groupchat

Takeomi left the groupchat

Hina locked the groupchat

 

Mitsuya:

okay that answers my question

 

Makoto:

they left so fast that i didn't even get the opportunity to leave 😔

 

Mikey:

enough with complaining and get to work

 

Makoto:

grrr dont blame me if theres suddenly a dm to you saying 'youre in the roleplay too' 

 

Mikey:

what

 

Kazutora made Takemichi and Mon Cheri Haru♡ as admins

Kazutora changed two people's names

 

Makoto:

No one except Sano Manjiro, a.k.a Mikey, caught Akashi Sanzu Haruchiyo's interest. He didn't know when it started but Haruchiyo gained some loyalty and a little bit of protectiveness towards him. Manjiro is his king and his number one priority in life; Haruchiyo devoted his life only to him. 

And so that led to Sanzu viewing others as pests who don't deserve Mikey's attention, and this applies to that new kid that Mikey had befriended and would always talk about whenever he got the chance to.

 

Draken:

we're starting right off the bat? That's new 

 

Mikey:

↳ grrr dont blame me if theres suddenly a dm to you saying 'youre in the roleplay too' 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS HELLO

 

Hanagaki: 

theres no changing his mind once he's set ab it 

 

Mikey: 

mitchy 💔

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou): 

well good luck with that... 

bro i just realised my name

why is it still like that 

its so damn disgusting 

 

Kakucho: 

its cute, no?

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou): 

i mean well yea i guess its cute 

 

Ran: 

never seen you folded that fast for someone other than that blue twin 

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou): 

SHIT UP

 

Smiley: 

i hope youre not talking about souya

 

Ran: 

my lips are shut 

 

Makoto: 

Hanagaki Takemichi is the name of the new kid. And the two don't get along very well ever since Mikey put the blue-eyed male in the fifth division.

Sanzu thought that when Hanagaki joined the Fifth Division, he would only drag them down, but to his surprise, the blue-eyed male didn't. While Hanagaki isn't the best at fighting and could only throw a lame, weak punch (according to what he had seen), he had the most spirit and never backed down in any fights.

 

Chifuyu: 

dont diss my partner like that 

hes actually strong he just lacked training 

 

Sanzu: 

im actually surprised how he voiced out my thoughts ab hanagaki so well 

 

Baji: 

dont let him do you like that

 

Hakkai: 

why is this roleplay not as embarrassing as last time

 

Senju: 

bcs its slowburn romance 

 

Hakkai: 

just when i thought ill get more embarrassing moments of mitchy

 

Hanagaki: 

sometimes idk if youre really my friend or my enemy 

 

Makoto: 

And when it comes to sniffing out and interrogating traitors and rats lurking inside Toman, Hanagaki's the best at it. So again, much to Sanzu's surprise, Hanagaki didn't drag the Fifth Division down. 

 

Smiley: 

im not the one to vibe with romance but this one lowkey got to me 

maybe its the writing 

 

Kazutora:

ngl im js waiting for mikey to show up and roleplay

 

Draken: 

itll be a sight to see

 

Kurokawa Seishu: 

first time seeing mikey roleplay.. feeling kinda nervous 😅 

 

Mikey: 

UGH I HATE YOU GUYS

 

Makoto: 

Despite all that, Sanzu and Hanagaki still don't get along well. When Mikey introduced Hanagaki to everyone, Sanzu's first thought of the blue-eyed male was that he was a disappointment. The bright persona that Hanagaki always puts on always ticks him off because he knows it's fake.

 

Senju: 

DANG why is he so observant to someone he hates 

 

Emma: 

yk what they say when it comes to enemies to lovers tropes, they see each other's flaws first!!

 

Yuzuha: 

youre so real for that 

 

Chifuyu: 

is that real or fake @Hanagaki 

 

Hanagaki: 

obv no? 

 

Hakkai: 

we're watching you.. 

 

Hanagaki: 

im scared

 

Makoto: 

He could tell from the way Hanagaki's eyes would lose their focus and their light, even for just a tiny moment, and from the way his smile would look strained, obviously forced on some other days. Though Sanzu would say it's impressive how Hanagaki masked it so well that he fooled everyone. (Everyone except him.)

 

Baji:

ofc its him who didnt get fooled

 

Ran: 

my man 💖 

 

Senju: 

GET OUT 

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu doesn't like people like Hanagaki, and he just didn't get the appeal about him the way Mikey did, and he probably never will. In addition to that, Sanzu never hides his dislike for Hanagaki, and the younger male couldn't deal much with people who disliked him, which is obviously Sanzu in this case, so their relationship is a rocky, sour one. 

 

Kokonoi: 

okay i know that one is real

 

Mucho: 

the way he glares at hanagaki 

 

Hanagaki: 

almost pissed my pants bro 💔 

 

Senju:

why cant haru-nii get along with mitchy 😭😭😭 tis stressing me out

 

Yuzuha:

pls dont pull a nalu on me

 

Kazutora:

BRO not nalu 😭😭

 

Izana:

the slow burn 

 

Kokonoi:

theyre not even canon yet 

 

Yuzuha: 

well lets just hope this one is canon

 

Makoto:

One day, Hanagaki didn't show up for one of the meetings since, usually, he'd be there for every meeting, accompanied by the first division vice. Sanzu didn't care much about it. 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

right... "didn't" care

 

Hakkai:

if he didn't care he wouldn't have mentioned anything about it 🙂‍↔️ 

 

Kakucho:

fr likee

 

Yuzuha:

wait why didnt mitchy showed up tho im curious

 

Senju:

rigt like what happened

 

Chifuyu:

hopefully he didn't get jumped on ☠️☠️

 

Makoto:

Until it happened again and again. And it was the third time that Hanagaki had missed the meeting for the week. It was to the point where he made Mikey worried. How dare he, a lowly human being, make Mikey worried?

 

Yuzuha:

bro that was all he cared ab ☠️☠️ not the reason why mitchy didn't show up

 

Izana:

who cares if hanagaki makes mikey worried

 

Baji:

well mikey is haru's king after all

 

Senju:

i gagged a little 😔

 

Baji:

show some empathy Sen 

 

Senju:

HOW CAN I 😔

 

Draken:

im surprised sanzu haven't brought out his katana yet

 

Senju:

WHAT

 

Makoto:

Unexpectedly, after the meeting, Mikey approached him alone.

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

Is he the cupid ☠️☠️

wait

i lowkey can see it HELLP

 

Smiley:

YIU MEAN

 

 Smiley sent an image

 

 

Smiley: 

RHAT????

BC I LOWKEY CAN ENVISION IT 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

FOULLLLLLL

 

Emma:

IM FUCKING CACKLING HELP ME

 

Chifuyu:

NEW HALLOWEEN COSTUME

 

Kazutora:

MIKEY GET UPPP 😭😭

 

Mikey:

istg yall. 

dont forget, i used to be the leader of Japan's number one criminal syndicate

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

Apologies, it was my mistake.

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

I sincerely apologised.

 

Smiley:

My bad.

 

Emma:

Forgive me.

 

Kazutora:

It's my fault, apologies.

 

Chifuyu:

I apologised.

I'm sat.

(on your lap)

 

Emma:

WHY ARE UOU GETTIN FREAKY WITH IT

 

Chifuyu:

I CANT HELP IT

 

Hakkai:

honestly, understandable...

 

Kazutora:

right like i totally get him

 

Izana:

hm

 

Mikey:

"Haruchiyo, do you mind checking up on Mitchy for me? Mucho isn't available at the moment. Oh, you will? Thanks!" patted Sanzu's shoulders with a bright smile before walking away, leaving no room for any arguments.

 

Angry:

typical mikey behaviour

(hmu pls.)

 

Chifuyu:

its so him 

(me too.)

 

Draken:

whats your thoughts on this izana, emma

 

Emma:

flabbergasted

 

Izana:

no comment 

 

Mucho:

i thought youll be pissed off since chifuyu is involved

 

Izana:

I am, but then again, it's chifuyu

 

Senju: 

EWWWW GET OFFFFF

 

Hanagaki: 

VOMITING RN STOP BEING CHEESY 

 

Baji: 

actively calling you a slur 

 

Draken:

not izana getting ganged up

 

Hanma:

gang bang

 

Kokonoi:

i really wonder whats going on inside your head to make you say that

 

Hanma:

hakkai

 

Hakkai:

woah pooks 🫣

 

Angry:

barf

 

Smiley:

jump off!!

 

Sanzu:

"Wait Mikey- I-... never agreed to this..." sighed, watching Mikey walk away.

 

Makoto:

And that was how Sanzu ended up being in front of Hanagaki's house. He observed the condition of the house, and one thought came inside Sanzu. It doesn't look like there's anyone living inside. 

 

Izana:

thats concerning

 

Draken:

ngl, when we first visited his house, we also thought the same

 

Hina:

same here !! 

and he seems to live alone from what hina observed

 

Mucho:

does he not tell you guys about his family or anything 

 

Chifuyu:

come to think of it.. no

all he told me was about his time travelling powers, the futures, his plans but never anything about himself

 

Kazutora:

me when I'm trying to be mysterious:

 

Mitsuya:

stop it 😭😭

 

Hanagaki: 

wait

MAKOTO ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO DROP MY LORE HERE 🥀

 

Makoto:

initially no but now that you said it..

 

Angry:

that sounds oddly ominous

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu then walked up towards the door, knocking on it multiple times before waiting for a response, which never came. He knocked once again, but there was still no response.

When he was about to knock for the third time and yelled out Hanagaki's name, the door was then answered, revealing a slightly dishevelled-looking guy.

 

Hanagaki:

"Fuck off–... Oh, Sanzu-san? What are you doing here?" 

 

Smiley:

yo woah why they fast wit it

 

Hina:

well theyve been doing these type of stuff tgt so

 

Ran:

yo why is chibi so frustrated

 

Mucho:

i was ab to ask the same thing

 

Hina:

michi is so attractive when he cursed 

 

Mikey:

oh so real

 

Hakkai:

got the kitten out of me meowing 

 

Angry:

gtfo dont speak again...

 

Yuzuha:

i can see why hanma and hakkai are tgt... 

 

Draken:

weirdest couple award goes to them

 

Smiley:

its the fact that we've been tricked into thinking hakkai and mitsuya are tgt

 

Kazutora:

im still in denial bro

 

Chifuyu:

bro im ab to read doujinshi of them

 

Yuzuha:

not doujinshi bro its giving 2020 haikyuu era

 

Kokonoi:

whats up with the crossover

 

Senju:

i still like haikyuu

my mans Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer

 

Baji:

i wont mind him topping me 

 

Hakkai:

that sentence have never been said before

 

Smiley:

youre one to say ☠️

 

Makoto:

Hanagaki looked at him with wide eyes, flustered by the platinum blonde's appearance. He expected no one from Toman to come visit him, much less Sanzu, the one who hated him. 

 

Sanzu:

"You made Mikey worry over your pitiful ass. What the hell have you been up to?"

 

Makoto:

Sanzu frowned at the sight of Hanagaki looking so miserable, a contrast from his bright persona. When he took a brief look inside the house, he could barely see any furniture. And if it weren't because of Hanagaki's presence, he would've thought the house is vacant.

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

thats actually quite sad

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

someone sponsor him some furniture

 

Mucho:

you sponsor him then

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

oh yea maybe i should 

 

Hanagaki:

"Ah sorry about that. It seems like I have forgotten to tell him I won't be able to attend meetings this week."

 

Makoto:

This made Sanzu raise his eyebrow in suspicion, but he didn't say anything about it. It's probably nothing serious. 

 

Chifuyu: 

just kiss alrdy 🤦‍♀️

 

Hakkai:

just admit that you're worried ab him alrdy 🤦‍♀️

 

Mitsuya:

why did the both of you switch personalities 

 

Kazutora:

HELP I WAS ALSO GOING TO POINT THAY OUJ

 

Chifuyu:

hakkai performed a ritual on me because he wanted to steal my personality which so far is the best compared to all of you

 

Smiley:

get your narcissistic ahh out of here

 

Hina:

youre not even going to question ab the ritual?

 

Smiley:

no

seems like smth he would actually do

 

Angry:

anyway

why is sanzu lowkey acting like a tsundere rn

 

Ran:

my type

 

Baji:

real

 

Angry:

remove both of your existence right this instant. 

 

Sanzu:

"Next time inform him."

 

Hanagaki:

"I will... well, uhm. Would you like to come in? I feel bad for making you come here just to check up on me."

 

Sanzu:

"No thanks. I'll leave now."

 

Senju:

NO DONT LWAVE 

 

Yuzuha:

COME BACK

 

Hanagaki:

Grabbed Sanzu's wrist before he gets to leave. "Ah, wait, I don't want you to leave empty-handed. I feel bad for making you show up all the way here just to check up on my well-being. Give me a moment." 

 

Makoto:

Hanagaki then let go of his wrist and quickly went back inside, not letting Sanzu protest, which made him frown behind the mask he was wearing. Despite that, Sanzu didn't leave and instead waited, for Hanagaki to come out. After a while, the blue-eyed male came out with a plastic bag with a box inside it.

 

Mitsuya:

okay that's cute

 

Kazutora:

we all say "thank you mikey for bringing them into this situation" in unison

 

Izana:

ngl, that made me smile a little

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

you made me smile

 

Chifuyu:

so real

 

Angry:

i hate couples sm

 

Hanagaki:

"Take this; it's the cheesecake from the café nearby. These are some extras that I brought. I hope you enjoy them. Well then, bye!"

 

Makoto: 

Hanagaki handed the plastic to Sanzu, who reluctantly accepted it. He doesn't know why he accepted it (he does; it's because he can actually see how Hanagaki feels bad), but whatever. The blue-eyed male then bid him goodbye, to which Sanzu just scoffed and left.

 

Draken:

hes in his denial era 

 

Mitsuya: 

omg he fell first and he fell harder typa shit 

 

Makoto:

Once Sanzu was far enough from Hanagaki's place, he took a peek inside the plastic. It's from the same café that he has been going to, solely for their cheesecake. How did Hanagaki know it was his favourite? Whatever, it's probably just a coincidence. 

 

Sanzu:

"... Stupid."

 

Makoto: 

——— One week later, just before Toman's meeting 

 

Kazutora: 

okay time skip 👅👅 THINGS ARE PROGRESSING even though slowly

 

Yuzuha: 

YESS 

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu straddled his bike near the base of the shrine steps, boot tapping impatiently against the pavement. The sky was a dull gray, threatening rain, and the wind kept tugging at the edges of his uniform. His phone buzzed once in his pocket.

 

Chifuyu: 

Chifuyu [6:47 PM]: Can’t make it tonight. Something came up so Takemitchy’s out too. Still doesn’t have a ride. Says it’s too far to walk.

 

Senju: 

HELLO WHY ARE YOU IN THE ROLEPLAY TOO 

 

Mitsuya: 

ofc chifuyu is involved 

 

Hakkai: 

shojou manga lover 🙄🙄

 

Kokonoi:

oh dont tell me sanzu's going to pick hanagaki up

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu stared at the screen for a long moment. Too far, huh.

His jaw clenched. The blue-eyed idiot didn’t even try, did he? Four meetings missed now, three of them just last week. And sure, technically, Hanagaki wasn’t doing anything wrong, but… he remembered the look on Mikey’s face when he brought it up. Just a tiny crease in his brow. Barely visible. But there.

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

ofc all he cares about it Mikey 

 

Kazutora: 

when youre in a loyal competition but your opponent is sanzu

 

Mitsuya: 

id have to back out bcs ik i will lose 

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu hadn’t been told to check this time.

Which made it worse. B ecause now, he couldn’t blame Mikey for sending him.

 

Kurokawa Seishu: 

↳ oh dont tell me sanzu's going to pick hanagaki up

OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT KOKO

 

Senju: 

we got another witch here other than Draken

 

Makoto:

He turned the key in the ignition and the engine came alive with a low growl. He didn’t say a word to anyone. Just pulled off, the sound of his bike cutting through the quiet like a blade.

 

Izana: 

im surprised sanzu haven't broken his character yet 

 

Ran: 

hes been complaining to me in dms lmao

 

Hina: 

me and mikey with michi

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu soon arrived in front of Hanagaki's house. He killed the engine and sat there for a moment, the low hum of the bike fading into silence. The neighborhood was too still, just like last time. No voices, no light from the windows, nothing that suggested life.

He stared at the front door, expression unreadable beneath the soft fall of platinum hair. He didn’t know why he was hesitating. Actually, he did. He just hated that he did.

 

Emma: 

i love how we all just went silent, watching this go down

 

Mucho: 

shit is just too entertaining 

 

Smiley: 

real, i can't even think of anything else to say 

 

Makoto:

With a sigh, he got off the bike and made his way up the steps. This time, no knocking. He just rang the bell once and waited. A long pause.

Then: the sound of shuffled footsteps. The door clicked open with a low creak. Hanagaki stood in the doorway, hoodie slouching off one shoulder, eyes still heavy with sleep or exhaustion. Sanzu couldn’t tell which. Maybe both. Their eyes then met.

 

Hanagaki: 

"...Sanzu-san?" Blinked, clearly confused.

 

Sanzu: 

“You're coming to the meeting," flat as ever.

 

Hanagaki: 

Rubbed the back of his neck, glancing to the side. "I wasn’t really planning to tonight. I don’t wanna keep troubling you guys with my—"

 

Sanzu:

"You already have," he cut in.

 

Hakkai: 

wow okay thats rude 

 

Baji: 

thats hot

 

Hakkai: 

what

 

Baji: 

what? 

 

Makoto: 

Silence.

 

Hanagaki: 

He flinched slightly but said nothing.

 

Makoto: 

Sanzu narrowed his eyes, gaze flicking past the other boy’s shoulder into the house. Still the same. Practically bare, lived-in just enough to not be vacant. Like someone was just passing through.

 

Hakkai: 

so we're just going to gloss the fact that BAJI KEISUKE said someone's hot, and that someone is sanzu

 

Angry: 

might as well get used to it 

 

Sanzu: 

He clicked his tongue. "Get your shoes. Helmet’s on the bike."

 

Hanagaki:

"I…" he hesitated. "Are you sure? I don’t want to be a burden."

 

Sanzu:

"You already are."

 

Hanagaki:

He winced again.

 

Draken: 

is sanzu unleashing his anger through the roleplay 

 

Smiley: 

the pettiness is crazy 

not takemitchy getting hated both irl and in roleplay 

 

Mikey:

mitchy is calling you a slur rn 

 

Smiley: 

i thought youre not going to speak

 

Mikey: 

its boring staying quiet 

 

Smiley: 

↳ mitchy is calling you a slur rn 

just you wait takemitchy

 

Sanzu: 

This time, he didn’t look away. And after a beat, he added, quieter: "So at least be useful one."

 

Senju: 

YESSSSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOO HAHAHSHAJHEJQ 

 

Yuzuha: 

we all cheered

 

Hanagaki: 

He blinked. Then, with the faintest breath of a laugh, tired but genuine, he nodded. " Alright. Let me change into Toman's uniform real quick."

 

Makoto: 

Hanagaki went inside and just a minute later, he was changed into Toman's uniform. As Hanagaki slipped on his shoes and locked up, Sanzu stood on the porch, arms folded. The sky was darker now, clouds gathering overhead, air heavy with the smell of distant rain. When Hanagaki reappeared, Sanzu was already walking back to the bike.

 

Hanagaki:

"Are you sure you don't mind?" He asked again.

 

Izana: 

if he does he wouldn't even be in front of you

 

Chifuyu:

OBLIVIOUS MF 

 

Sanzu: 

He didn’t look at him as he handed over the spare helmet. "I don’t care."

 

Makoto: 

It was a lie.

Or maybe not.

Maybe he just didn’t care why he cared.

 

Mitsuya: 

that made me smile wth 

 

Kazutora: 

having the aggression GRRR thatsnso 

 

Sanzu: 

"…Hold on. I’m not slowing down if you fall."

 

Hanagaki: 

"Got it."

 

Makoto: 

Hanagaki climbed on, the movement hesitant but steady. The moment his hands touched Sanzu’s sides, Sanzu tensed but didn’t shake him off. T hey rode off into the twilight.

 

Mucho: 

okay they lowkey suits each other 

 

Senju: 

me and yuzuha have been telling you that

YOURE ONE OF US NOW RAHHHH

 

Ran: 

well with the way this goes, i might become a shipper too

 

Hina: 

i knew bringing makoto in was a good idea 

 

 

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Notes:

I'll post the second part HMMM SOME TIME NEXT WEEK

Chapter 18: Romance slowburn roleplay [PT2]

Notes:

Chapter uploaded: 20 July 2025

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Sanzu: 

"…Hold on. I’m not slowing down if you fall."

 

Hanagaki: 

"Got it."

 

Makoto: 

Hanagaki climbed on, the movement hesitant but steady. The moment his hands touched Sanzu’s sides, Sanzu tensed but didn’t shake him off. They rode off into the twilight.

 

Mucho: 

okay they lowkey suits each other 

 

Senju: 

me and yuzuha have been telling you that

YOURE ONE OF US NOW RAHHHH

 

Ran: 

well with the way this goes, i might become a shipper too

 

Hina: 

i knew bringing makoto in was a good idea 

 

Hanagaki changed one person's name

 

Hakkai:

whose name did he change

 

Chifuyu: 

j dont knwo HMM let me check

 

Angry: 

bye this shi is interesting and fun to read wtf 

 

Draken: 

i agree bcs I never usually read these sort of stuff 

 

Chifuyu: 

↳ j dont knwo HMM let me check

it's sanzu, he just added the honorifics 😭

 

Senju: 

okay no wait that might be something TRUST GUYS TRUST the slow burning is burning slowly 

 

Makoto: 

It wasn’t a favor. Sanzu kept telling himself that.

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou): 

what is happening

 

Mikey: 

let me guess

sanzu kept picking him up after that

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou): 

ill pay you $50 if you got that right but pay me $50 if you got it wrong 

 

Hanma: 

$100

 

Hakkai: 

$200

 

Chifuyu: 

wow youre really risking it? 

 

Hakkai: 

yeah 

 

Mikey: 

yes keep it coming bcs ik im right

 

Makoto: 

It wasn’t his job. It wasn’t his problem. He wasn’t responsible for Hanagaki Takemichi or his pathetic lack of transportation. And yet, for the fourth meeting in a row, he found himself parked outside the same house, boots resting on the bike’s foot pegs, arms crossed, waiting.

 

Mikey: 

HAH GIVE ME MY MONEY

 

Kakucho: 

whats up with you guys and the never ending bets

and with mikey always winning his bets 

 

Hakkai: 

gambling is always fun 

 

Mitsuya: 

you might need to get off that addiction 

 

Hakkai: 

OH SHUT IT TAKA-CHAN

youre acting as if you didnt indulge in betting too in the other gc 

 

Mitsuya: 

one time thing 

 

Smiley: 

now even I know that's a lie 

 

Mikey: 

↳ and with mikey always winning his bets 

watch me go to the casino 👅

 

Hina: 

dont even 

 

Mikey: 

aw shucks 

 

Makoto: 

No messages were sent. No warning given.

The only sound was the quiet rumble of the engine and the occasional rustle of wind against trees. The sun was already dipping low, casting gold on the edge of the sidewalk.

The front door opened right on time. Hanagaki didn’t say anything. Just stepped out, locking the door behind him, helmet already in hand like he expected this.

 

Hanagaki: 

He jogged down the steps and offered a smile. "Hey. Sorry. Did you wait long?"

 

Sanzu-san: 

He didn’t answer. Just looked away, as if the question had offended him.

 

Ran: 

hes so cute 

 

Angry: 

i hate when people act like you 

 

Ran: 

youre just jealous youre not with anyone

 

Angry: 

im with shion 

 

Smiley: 

WHAT THE FUCK 

 

Angry: 

you cant even tell that im lying 😐

 

Hakkai: 

you shouldve went on longer with your lie angry 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

exactly

 

Makoto: 

Hanagaki didn’t seem fazed anymore. Not like the first few times. He climbed onto the bike without hesitation, looping his arms loosely around Sanzu’s waist. Not too tight, never clingy. Like he knew better now.

Sanzu didn’t speak the entire ride. He never did. But the silence had stopped being awkward. It was just... what it was.

 

Kazutora: 

ugh I love when feelings are expressed through actions 

maybe thats why i used to love mikey 

 

Mikey: 

🫰 

 

Izana: 

go away 

 

Mikey:

IM EXPRESSING MY GRATITUDE LIKE OKAY HE ACKNOWLEDGED ME 

im literally with mitchy and hina rn 

 

Angry: 

stop flexing im gonna choke you 

 

Kokonoi: 

just be with someone 

 

Angry: 

like who 

 

Hakkai: 

shion

 

Chifuyu:

shion

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

shion

 

Angry: 

okay let me hit him up 

 

Smiley: 

LIKE I WOULD LET YOU?????

 

Angry: 

im sliding in his dms rn 

 

Smiley: 

WHAT give me that phone 

 

Angry:

im telling mom you want me dead and that I should kill myself 

 

Smiley:

now wtf

 

Makoto: 

At the shrine, people didn’t even question it anymore. They’d just glance up when the familiar pair rolled in and go back to whatever they were doing.

 

Chifuyu:

He had offered the first time, half-joking, half-serious. "You want me to take him next time?"

 

Sanzu-san:

He had looked at him once.

 

Makoto:

Sanzu didn’t speak. Didn’t need to.

There hadn’t been a "next time" for Chifuyu.

Just Sanzu. Every time.

 

Kazutora: 

'Just Sanzu. Every time.' FIRE WRITINGGGGG 

 

Ran: 

for a moment i forgot matsuno in the roleplay 

 

Senju: 

caught me off guard once again ngl

 

Mucho:

its chifuyu what do you expect 

 

Chifuyu:

STOP SAYING IM PREDICTABLE IM SHOOTING MYSELF

 

Emma: 

dont say that 

youll trigger mitchy's ptsd 

bye not him dm-ing me bcs hes roleplaying here 

 

Chifuyu:

"SHUT UP EMMA ERGGHHHHFJWHFJWNE" what he said lmao

 

Mikey:

stop teasing him 

 

Emma:

ik well enough youre laughing too behind that screen

 

Mikey:

now you make me look bad 

 

Emma:

since when are you not tbh 

 

Izana:

i agree

 

Mikey:

okay im now on mitchy's side you guys are horrible 😡😡

 

Makoto:

A week later after one of their meetings, they walked side by side toward the bikes parked under the shrine steps. The air was cooler tonight, stirred by a soft breeze that made the loose ends of Sanzu’s coat flutter as he walked.

 

Hanagaki:

He glanced at him once, hesitant. Then again, a little longer.

“...Did you notice the way Chifuyu kept nodding off tonight?” He said, voice casual, like he wasn’t testing the waters.

 

Makoto:

Silence stretched out. Too long.

 

Hanagaki:

He let out a soft breath, mostly to himself. “Thought he was gonna fall off the step at one point.”

 

Baji:

this is why you should sleep earlier smh

your habit on staying up late reading mangas is really getting to you

 

Chifuyu:

UGH IM TRYING...

 

Baji:

not best enough if you still need someone to tell you to go to sleep every night

 

Chifuyu:

and i told you you dont have to do that every time TT

 

Baji:

and let you be sleepy the next day? yeah right

 

Emma:

see this is what I mean when I thought theyre tgt

 

Izana:

i see now

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

what did you see

 

 

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At the "happy gay people" groupchat

11:17pm

 

Seishu:

@Chifuyu @Kazutora yk me and zana are willing to let you guys go if both of you want to be with baji 

both of us understand

 

Izana:

we're happy if you guys are

 

 

-----

 

-----

 

 

Kazutora

 

Chifuyu:

KAZU AM I SEEING THAT RIGHT IM??? HUH

 

Kazutora:

no no youre seeing that right alright 

are we srsly??? what what no wait...

baji 

wait 

 

Chifuyu:

IK IM FREAKING OUT TOO WHAT

 

Kazutora:

im going to kms like this what the actual hell

okay but baji's with sanzu ran and koko

and we cant just announce in the main gc that me and you broke things off with sei and zana

 

Chifuyu:

ARGHHHHHHH IDKKKKKK but kazu

are we rlly breaking things off with them, sei and zana?

 

Kazutora:

as much as I thirst over them, its more like platonic

if ygwim 

while baji, he's well

baji

 

Chifuyu:

true

like me and mikey ended our situationship bcs i have a thing for baji anyway

 

Kazutora:

i wanted to say "me too" but then i remembered the reason why me and mikey broke up

 

Chifuyu:

...

bcs you murdered his brother?

 

Kazutora:

yeah... that and while in juvie i realised how much baji cares for me, more than anyone else ever had

and i guess that’s when it changed, when i realized it wasn’t just friendship anymore

tried to make a move on him, saying words i meant more than he knew

but well, he didn’t see it like an oblivious idiot he is

he still called me his friend

while i was already loving him like it meant something

 

Chifuyu:

wait kazu youre spitting bars right there

like okay Shakespeare i see you

 

Kazutora:

FUYU 😭

 

Chifuyu:

SORRYYY i was distracted

tis my way of processing things

 

Kazutora:

well we have a lot to discuss on but lets set that aside for now

Chifuyu:

oh sei just said in the gc to take as much time we want

well thats relieving

 

Kazutora:

okayy good

now lets go back to the main gc

i have a feeling we missed a lot

 

Chifuyu:

OKII

 

 

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Meanwhile...

At the "Mentally Unstable 📉📉" groupchat

11:18pm

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

bro???

what did he see 

why did he just disappear

 

Hanma:

hes edging you

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

can you like.

shut up? 

 

Hanma:

only if my fingers is up someone's hole, hakkai's specifically 

 

Hina muted Hanma for an hour

 

Hina:

sorry hina can't stand it anymore

 

Kokonoi:

youre saving us hina 

 

Draken:

thank you hina

 

Hina:

no problem! 

you guys can continue with the roleplay now

 

Sanzu-san:

He scoffed, faint and sharp. Not quite a laugh, but close.

 

Hanagaki:

Encouraged, he tried again the next time. And the time after that.

 

Makoto:

It was never much. Just comments about other division captains, or how the moon looked weirdly big that night, or how someone had gotten a new tattoo and was clearly showing it off on purpose.

 

Hakkai:

LMAO IS IT WHEN SOMEONE MISTAKENLY TATTOOED A BRANDING 

 

Smiley:

I laughed so hard ngl

 

Hakkai:

you embarrassed him in front of everyone

 

Smiley:

okay and? he was the one showing it off so proudly LOL

 

Draken:

leave him alone

poor dude was embarrassed 

 

Mitsuya:

youre one to talk draken

youre the second person to laugh after smiley pointed that out

 

Draken:

at least not the first ✌️

 

Kokonoi:

that does not justify anything but alr whatever floats your boat ig

 

Makoto:

At first, Sanzu didn’t answer.

Then he started responding. Short things. One-word replies. A sideways glance. A subtle twitch of the lips. And then one night;

 

Hanagaki:

"...I think the gas station’s cat recognizes you now," he said over the wind, speaking near Sanzu’s shoulder. "She ran up to the bike when we pulled in earlier."

 

Sanzu-san: 

He didn’t answer. But when they stopped at the next red light, he muttered, "It’s probably because you keep feeding her."

 

Mitsuya:

that's cute, i love how he notice that

 

Angry:

dont speak another word ran

 

Ran:

how did you know

 

Angry:

BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DO THAT WHENEVER SANZU DO SOMETHING ITS PISSING ME OFF

 

Ran:

stay mad 🩷

 

Angry:

URGANBRJWNEN 

fuck you.

 

Hanagaki:

He blinked. Then grinned. "I didn’t think you noticed."

 

Sanzu-san:

"I notice everything."

 

Makoto:

It wasn’t said with pride. More like a statement of fact. A curse, even.

 

Yuzuha:

right... a "curse" 

 

Senju:

more like a blessing 

 

Sanzu-san:

He didn’t answer. But he didn’t tell him to shut up either.

 

Makoto:

And that was something.

 

Mucho:

so poetic

tsundere behaviour

 

Makoto:

Sanzu dropped Hanagaki off just before sundown. The younger male swung off the bike with practiced ease, pulling off the helmet and stretching his arms above his head.

 

Hanagaki:

“Same time tomorrow?” He asked without thinking, already halfway to his door before realizing what he’d said.

He looked over his shoulder, blinking.

 

Hakkai:

SAME TIME TOMORROW???????? 

 

Kazutora:

why is he saying it like theyre gonna fuck again tmrw

 

Smiley:

hey so thats one hell of an entrance

whyd you disappeared so suddenly

 

Kazutora:

aw ik you miss me bcs you havent had a good laugh for a while since im the funniest person you've ever met

 

Hakkai:

ew stop trying to be like chifuyu

 

Chifuyu:

what the hell does that mean

 

Hina:

"it means youre great partner" 

 

Chifuyu:

AWWWW THANKS MITCHY YOURE THE BEST

ill give you the messiest, sloppiest, juiciest smooch you'll ever have as a reward

 

Hakkai:

ugh its always you two vs me 

just go suck his dick at this point

actually nvm

ik you two did that at some point

 

Draken: 

hina how are you feeling about this

 

Hina:

no comment 

i know takemichi was a little wild

 

Angry:

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HINA"

 

Ran:

man cant he just break his character for once and text here instead of having multiple people relay his message 

 

Angry:

"no, im dedicated"

 

Ran: 

sounds pathetic but yk, alright, you do you

 

Angry:

"🖕🖕🖕"

 

Kokonoi:

so we're just going to gloss over the fact that chifuyu sucked hanagaki's dick once? 

 

Ran:

yeah

unless you want me to brought up the fact that me, you and sanzu had a threesome once

 

Mikey, Emma and Izana took a screenshot 

Kokonoi deleted Ran's message

Kokonoi muted Ran

 

Emma:

LMAOOO YOURE NOR FAST ENOUGH 

 

Izana:

fuck why is there no emoji with the 'L' symbol

 

Mikey:

@Kokonoi 

 

Mikey sent an image

 

 

Mikey: 

i gotchu izana

 

Emma:

LMAO MIKEY

 

Kokonoi:

SHUT UP SANOS 

istg dont spread that

 

Mikey:

pay up to keep our mouths shut 

 

Emma: 

all three of us, me, mikey and izana

 

Izana:

you know where to pay

 

Kokonoi:

FINE as long as you keep your mouth shut

and ran, shut it

 

Kokonoi unmuted Ran

 

Ran:

😔

 

Yuzuha:

so does the blackmailing just run in the family

 

Mikey:

our ancestors never failed us

 

Yuzuha:

okay...

 

Senju:

wait now i wanna know

 

Emma:

sorry koko alrdy paid us good money to keep us shut ✌️

@Makoto @Sanzu-san @Hanagaki you guys can continue 

 

Senju:

EMMA ????

 

Sanzu-san:

↳ He looked over his shoulder, blinking.

He paused, still seated on the bike. " …If I feel like it."

 

Hanagaki:

He smiled. “Alright. I’ll be waiting.”

 

Makoto:

That night, Sanzu circled the block once before heading home.

 

Mucho:

theyre so cute im gonna punch the next person i see

 

Senju:

me

i volunteer as tribute

 

Hakkai:

omg

a fellow masochist 

@Hanagaki youre not alone

 

Senju:

honestly im not surprised that takemitchy's a masochist

ayyy ally ☝️

 

Hina: 

mikey triggered it

 

Chifuyu: 

I KNEW IT 

pay up @Hakkai @Angry @Mitsuya

 

Angry: 

mitchy why didnt your masochism get triggered by draken

 

Draken:

excuse me?

 

Hakkai:

WHY ISNTB IT TAIJU

URGHAHDWJ

i hate this now me and angry have to pay to fuyu

 

Smiley:

↳ one time thing 

@Mitsuya ??

 

Mitsuya:

you did not scroll back up just to find that

 

Smiley: 

🫰

 

Mitsuya:

kkay it was not a one time thing

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

we've been knew

 

Makoto:

Later that week; late night after a gang brawl, t hey were both tired and scraped up, nothing serious, but enough that the silence between them felt heavier than usual. 

Sanzu sat on the curb, elbows resting on his knees, watching a flickering street lamp across the alley. Hanagaki sat nearby, gently dabbing at a shallow cut on his hand with the corner of his sleeve.

 

Hanagaki:

"…Thanks for not letting that guy get the drop on me earlier," he muttered.

 

Sanzu-san:

He didn't look at him. "You were too slow."

 

Hanagaki:

"I know." 

 

Kazutora:

wanted to say his big fat ass is slowing him down but then i remember he's getting flatter

 

Mikey:

hes gaining it back

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

ofc you would know

 

Mikey:

👅

 

Kokonoi:

is this a "bully hanagaki takemichi" groupchat 

 

Yuzuha:

i think it is at this point 

 

Makoto:

A pause. 

 

Sanzu-san:

"You owe me cheesecake." 

 

Hanagaki:

He chuckled quietly, voice a little hoarse, "I'll get you two." 

 

Sanzu-san:

He just huffed. 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

okay mr nonchalant 

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

coming from another nonchalant person 

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

thanks for reminding me

i have been chalant for a while, time to go back

 

Angry:

why would you remind him hes nonchalant 

 

Chifuyu:

now it's hard to read him ☹️

 

Kakucho:

why would you guys even want to read him

 

Angry:

its interesting 

 

Mucho:

not you guys treating him like hes another specimen

 

Chifuyu:

he might be

you never know

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

alr this is how you guys treat me. 

 

Makoto:

One quiet afternoon, Sanzu didn’t know why he stopped by Hanagaki’s place. There was no meeting. No directive from Mikey. No real reason. He didn’t even knock.

Just sat outside, leaning against the bike, eyes closed, arms crossed. A few minutes later, the door opened.

 

Hanagaki:

He blinked down at him. "... You good?"

 

Sanzu-san:

He shrugged. "Had time to kill."

 

Hanagaki:

"...You want to come in?"

 

Sanzu-san:

He didn’t move. Then: "Got cheesecake?"

 

Hanagaki:

He blinked again, then smiled. " Yeah. Leftover from this morning."

 

Sanzu-san:

"Then I’ll come in."

 

Mitsuya:

i js know hes cheering inside his head 

 

Kazutora:

sanzu after that

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Mikey:

haru before he comes to takemitchy's house

 

Mikey sent an image

 

 

Kazutora:

we're comedic genuises mikey

 

Mitsuya:

i hate the fact that i actually laughed at it

 

Mikey: 

no need to say anything, we know we're the  funniest people on earth

 

Smiley:

@Hina how can you handle him and his narcissistic ass 

not questioning chifuyu bcs ik hes like that too 

 

Chifuyu:

thanks 

 

Hina:

↳ @Hina how can you handle him and his narcissistic ass

just live with it 🤷‍♀️

 

Emma:

call me when you need help

give us a sign 

 

Hina:

im fine dont worry

hina needs someone to balance out takemichi's low self esteem

 

Emma:

oh! 

well... sure

 

Makoto:

It started to become a pattern. Nothing scheduled. Nothing promised.

But every couple of days, Sanzu would show up. Sometimes before a meeting. Sometimes after a patrol. Once, even outside a convenience store just past midnight, where Hanagaki emerged with a pack of melon bread and a can of black coffee and nearly dropped both when he saw who was leaning against the wall.

 

Hanagaki: 

"Oh—Sanzu-san. You scared the hell out of me."

 

Sanzu-san:

He didn’t move. "Then you should be more aware of your surroundings."

 

Hanagaki:

"You are my surroundings at this point," he muttered, half to himself.

 

Senju:

was it casual

 

Yuzuha:

never been in the first place

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

why is he actually so smooth with it

 

Smiley:

he didn't pull a few people for nothing 

 

Chifuyu:

got that natural charm

 

Sanzu-san:

He raised a brow. "What?"

 

Hanagaki:

"Nothing."

 

Makoto:

They walked home together that night. No bike. Just quiet footsteps echoing off pavement. On the doorstep, Hanagaki rubbed his arms, the night air colder than before.

 

Hanagaki:

“Be safe going back.”

 

Sanzu-san:

He paused, halfway down the steps. " … I will."

He didn’t look back. Just walked off into the dark.

 

Makoto:

Hanagaki stayed at the door a little longer than he needed to.

 

Kokonoi:

this slow burn is actually killing me ngl

 

Kazutora:

i want to say something but im afraid of getting my ass beaten so ill just shut up

 

Chifuyu:

.. 😅😅

 

Kazutora:

... 

FUYU

 

Chifuyu:

i didn't say anything 

 

Makoto: 

There was no single moment where it changed.

It was in the way Sanzu didn’t flinch anymore when Hanagaki touched his arm to steady himself. It was in the way Hanagaki stopped asking if it was okay to talk. It was in the way they existed beside each other. Not comfortably, not effortlessly, but consistently.

And in the smallest things; Sanzu showing up with melon bread without being asked. Hanagaki saying, "You don’t have to stay," and Sanzu replying, "I know," but never leaving. The brief moments of eye contact that lingered just long enough to feel dangerous.

Not friendship. Not yet.

But something in that strange, quiet space between distrust and familiarity. Where the sharp edges had dulled just slightly, and neither of them knew what to do about it.

 

Baji:

I wish my essays are thay good 

 

Chifuyu:

your essays are good 

its just your spelling problems

 

Kazutora:

ngl 

i had a hard time reading his letter before 

you saved me fuyu

 

Baji:

my spellings are not tgat bad 

 

Smiley:

tgat

 

Draken:

tgat

 

Mitsuya:

tgat

 

Mikey:

tgat

 

Baji:

okay fuck off now youre just asking your asses to be beaten 

 

Kokonoi:

its fine kei youll get better 

 

Baji:

see this is why hes better than all of you

 

Angry:

why is there no gun emoji 

 

Kazutora:

angry behind koko's back

 

Kazutora sent an image

 

 

Mikey:

i was literally ab to send that

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

so do you guys just have these images laying around your gallery 

 

Mikey:

its from our pit of depression

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

well

alright

 

Yuzuha:

↳ But something in that strange, quiet space between distrust and familiarity. Where the sharp edges had dulled just slightly, and neither of them knew what to do about it.

UGH just kiss alrdy idc in roleplay or irl

 

Senju:

give them alcohol and make them drunk then lock them up in a room with an instruction on the door 'kiss/fuck each other or no one can leave this room' taking advantage of them not being able to think properly due to drunkenness 

 

Ran:

"senju." 

 

Senju:

hahaha kidding!! 

 

Smiley:

her timbers were shivered lmao

 

Senju:

legit just saw my life flashed before my eyes

and i think i saw a glint of metal from the corner of my eyes

which i think thats probably his katana

 

Yuzuha:

stay safe sen 

 

Makoto:

The night air was cooler than usual, and they sat on the edge of a low retaining wall behind an old train yard, backs to the chain-link fence. The city buzzed distantly in the background, a low hum of neon signs and passing trains. Hanagaki was mid-story again, animated as usual, half-laughing as he spoke.

 

Hanagaki:

"—and then Chifuyu got mad at me because I accidentally swapped his bento with Baji-kun’s, and you know Baji-kun doesn’t even chew half the time—"

 

Sanzu-san:

"You talk too much," he said, cutting in.

 

Yuzuha:

i love how chifuyu is always the topic of their conversation 

 

Chifuyu:

we're partners so obv ☝️☝️☝️

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

everytime you two say you guys are partners, its so misleading

 

Kakucho:

for real

one time i actually thought you two are together 

 

Chifuyu:

STOP

its not THAT kind of partners 

 

Mitsuya:

sure we believe you 😭

 

Hanagaki:

He blinked, then let out a breathy chuckle. "You say that like you don’t keep showing up to listen to it."

 

Sanzu-san:

He didn’t deny it. Just leaned back slightly, one hand braced against the wall, eyes fixed on the sky like the stars had something worth listening to. Then, without any warning, he said, "stop calling me with honorifics."

 

Senju:

WHAT THE FUCK ITS HAPPENING OMFG

 

Izana:

that made me rose up from my seat

 

Kokonoi:

real, i even applauded 

 

Hanagaki:

He tilted his head. " …What?"

 

Sanzu-san:

He didn’t look at him. "It’s unnecessary. You’re not a civilian. We’re not strangers."

 

Makoto:

A beat passed.

 

Hanagaki changed one person's name

 

Hanagaki:

Then he gave a small, surprised smile. "Okay. Sanzu it is, then."

 

Makoto:

The name, without the formality, hung lightly in the air, like it didn’t quite belong there yet, but wasn’t out of place either.

 

Hanagaki:

He glanced sideways at him, tapping his foot idly against the bricks. " …Then you should stop being so formal with me too."

 

Sanzu:

He finally turned his eyes toward him, brows slightly furrowed.

 

Draken:

applauded for the second time

never knew seeing sanzu's name without honorifics is so reliving 

 

Hanma:

real

 

Draken:

wtf

has it already been an hour

 

Hina:

unfortunately yeah

 

Hanma:

relax, relax

ik you guys are eager to see me back but lets not ruin the moment 

 

Smiley:

the moment is alrdy ruined bcs of your presence 

 

Hanagaki:

"Everyone else just calls me Takemichi," Hanagaki added with a slight shrug, like it wasn’t a big deal. "You don’t have to use my whole name every time. Unless you like saying it. It is kind of long."

 

Sanzu:

He blinked once. Then looked away again, as if dismissing the thought entirely.

 

Sanzu changed one person's name

 

Sanzu:

"…Takemichi," he muttered a second later, like he was testing it.

 

Makoto:

It didn’t sound casual. It sounded like someone trying on a word that didn’t quite fit their mouth yet.

Hanagaki Takemichi didn’t comment.

 

Takemichi:

He just smiled again, smaller this time, gaze dropping to the sidewalk between his shoes.

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

if seeing sanzu's name without honorifics is reliving, seeing 'takemichi' is even more reliving 

 

Chifuyu:

it feels like im a woman whose husband just returned for years of war after waiting year after year and praying for a safe return 

 

Smiley:

shut your dramatic ahh up 

 

Ran:

i guess the mangas contributed a lot to his dramatic act  

but yeah i lowkey feel the same

 

Senju:

i legit screamed 

i think haru-nii can hear me 

 

Ran:

"👍"

 

Draken:

i laughed at that why is it funny 

 

Kazutora:

you laughed at him but not when i make jokes?

okay fake ass 

 

Draken:

your jokes are lame 

 

Kazutora:

@Izana beat him up 

 

Draken:

↳ your jokes are lame

that it made me laugh

let me finish my sentence 

 

Angry:

aint no way 

 

Mucho:

hes def shaking in his boots 💀

 

Kazutora:

↳ let me finish my sentence

hm okay sure ill take that

 

Mitsuya:

clutch 

 

Makoto:

The silence that followed wasn’t awkward. It was… settled. Like something had quietly clicked into place. The domesticity of it wasn’t discussed.

 

Takemichi:

And later, as he slipped on his coat by the door, he said it, quiet, almost an afterthought, "…Thanks for staying."

 

Sanzu:

He looked back at him. There was something unreadable in his gaze.

 

Makoto:

He didn’t say you’re welcome. Didn’t say don’t mention it. He just said:

 

Sanzu:

" …Don’t lock the door next time."

 

Emma:

??????

DONT LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME?????

WHAT

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

the way my eyes widened 

what the hell 

 

Takemichi:

He blinked. "What?"

 

Sanzu:

He was already halfway down the steps. "No point," he called back. "I’m coming anyway."

 

Mikey:

never knew he was this smooth

 

Baji:

thats how he got tgt with me 

 

Emma:

i sense someone screaming and crying internally 

 

Ran:

so do you and draken just have this sixth sense or something

 

Emma:

bcs we're meant to be 

 

Angry:

go away

 

Emma:

ofc youll hate on straights too. 

 

Angry:

i hate on everyone 

 

Hanma:

we love inclusivity 💕

 

Kazutora:

i hate myself for laughing at that 

 

Mucho:

since when do you not hate yourself 

 

Kazutora:

i thought this is a 'bully hanagaki takemichi' so why does it turn to 'bully every single person alive' 

 

Hina:

"just say you hate me and go"

 

Kazutora:

dont be so bitter

i mean you should get used to it by now

 

Hina:

"so do you since this is a bully everyone gc"

 

Kazutora:

well

 

Makoto:

The next time Sanzu showed up at Takemichi’s place, the door was already unlocked. He didn’t knock. Didn’t call out. Just let himself in.

The inside still looked like it belonged to someone halfway moved in. No real furniture, just the bare essentials but there was something lived-in now. A faint smell of laundry detergent and soy sauce. A jacket that wasn’t his slung over the door frame.

 

Kazutora:

thank you makoto for continuing bcs i dont know what to say to that

 

Takemichi:

His voice floated in from the kitchen. "Welcome back," he said, casual, like Sanzu had always come and gone like this.

 

Sanzu:

He set his coat down on the back of the only chair. "…You made tea ?"

 

Takemichi:

"Kettle’s still hot."

 

Makoto:

Sanzu didn’t say thank you, he just poured a cup. And sat down like it was habit.

Because by now, it was.

 

Kurokawa Seishu:

love how theres two kinds of entertainment going on here 

 

Hanma:

me and hakkai can show you another kind of entertainment 

 

Izana:

can you not?

 

Hanma:

im just suggesting 🤷‍♀️

 

Makoto:

On another night, the rain was light; misty and quiet, tapping against the windows. Takemichi sat with his legs tucked under him, curled in a worn blanket, while Sanzu flipped absently through the channels on his busted remote.

Nothing good was on. But neither of them left.

 

Takemichi:

He spoke first, voice low and tired. "You always stay this late."

 

Sanzu:

He didn’t look over. "You always fall asleep before I do."

 

Takemichi:

He huffed a soft laugh. "I’m starting to think you like it here."

 

Senju:

he also likes you 

 

Hakkai:

loud correct buzzer noise 

 

Mikey sent a picture

 

 

Mikey:

i searched up haru x mitchy one time and now theyre everywhere 

 

Emma:

youre exposing yourself like that??

actually same 

 

Yuzuha:

@Mitsuya if i were to commission you to make matching outfits for them would you do it

 

Mitsuya:

honestly 

yeah

wtf koko 

 

Kokonoi:

get to work 

 

Honey Rinrin ~⁠♪ (Rindou):

you did not just send him money💀

 

Mitsuya:

he did

lots of them too

 

Hanma:

i can take pictures of them

 

Hakkai:

that one you guys can trust since hes actually a good photographer 

 

Angry:

im doubting but like... sure

 

Sanzu:

He said nothing for a long moment. Then, quieter: "You don’t lock the door anymore."

 

Takemichi:

"…You told me not to."

 

Sanzu:

He paused on a channel. Static-filled, too loud. He lowered the volume slightly. Then, "you listen to me too much."

 

Takemichi:

"You keep showing up," he replied. "That’s worse."

 

Ran:

thats cute 

 

Angry:

its cuter if you just shut your mouth

 

Ran:

i just know you're going to say something so i braced myself 

 

Hakkai:

@Chifuyu theres another person thats predictable other than you !! youre not alone 

 

Chifuyu:

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BITCH KYSKYSKYSKYSKYS

 

Mucho:

woah there

 

Chifuyu:

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

Mitsuya:

oh put it down

 

Makoto:

They didn’t look at each other. They didn’t need to. The silence between them stretched out, filled with flickering TV light and the sound of distant thunder.

The intimacy didn’t arrive like a confession. It arrived in rinsed tea cups left in the sink. In a second helmet always hanging by the d oor.

In the quiet "I’m home" murmured under Takemichi’s breath, not for himself, but to Sanzu, when he was already sitting on the floor inside, waiting. It arrived in the way Sanzu started sleeping for more than three hours at a time. In the way Takemichi started humming again when he cooked.

In the way they never talked about what they were doing, but somehow always did it together. They didn’t call it anything. But they both felt it.

Every day. Quietly. Unspoken. But there.

 

Kazutora:

bro just get together alrdy like????

you guys have this little shared habits as if you guys are alrdy in a long-term relationship 

 

Draken:

its the way makoto is slowly hooking me into shipping them

 

Senju:

WOOHOO ALLYYYYYY ☝️☝️☝️

 

Hina:

makoto said a few people are going to get involved into the roleplay 

if you receive a dm.... then yk what to do

 

Mitsuya:

lowkey scared

 

Chifuyu:

i js know whatever is coming is going to make me scream

do NOT say a word hanma

 

Hanma:

aw

 

 

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Notes:

HUZZAH IM FINISHED WITH THE ROLEPLAY now feed me ideas because I'm running out 😔

 

okay ngl that note i wrote it before i finished the roleplay and you can see the way I added bajifuyutora last min bcs i just remembered about them

 

THAT WILL BE MY NEXT PLOT and i lied ab this beinf the last part 💀 therell be another part 3 and that legit will be my last one bcs I made the story a little bit too slowburn

 

OH if you guys want, I can upload the roleplay like as a separate fic, like the full version IF YOU GUYS WANT 😜 just lmk okaysss

 

AND SORRY FOR THE DELAY YALL i was busy with my exams forgive me

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