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Chapter Text

Idiot 
(12:45)

woozi
I hate you

idiot
Oh you finally noticed

you remember last night
when I apologized?

that was the reason 

woozi
so instead of telling me, what you did,
you decided to apologize?

idiot
yes that is exactly what I did 

woozi
why am I even friends with you?

idiot
because you love me

now, moving on! are you on board?

woozi
how do you even plan doing this?

idiot
thats easy

you produce a song,
I write the lyrics, you sing, I rap

woozi
Die

idiot
hey, that is a good plan

woozi
it's not

the assignment is to make a song
and a music video

how do you plan to do this?

do you know someone,
who can make such a video?

idiot
ok maybe my plan isn't the best

but we can manage

I know people, you know people

we can ask them and
if they can't help us
maybe their friends can help us

Come on it's not that bad

We've got this

woozi
I hate you

idiot
yes I know

now shush

go and ask your friends

---

gym bros and hannie
(7 people)
(13:00)

hoon
hey guys, how are you?

chan
who tf fuck are you and
what did you do to jihoon?

hoon
that's Jihoon Hyung for you

brat

soon
nah we don't have to worry,
that's still lee jihoon

and I'm fine

how are you hoonie?

gyu
hey hyung, haven't heard
from you in a long time

seok
HEY HYUNG

hoon
Yeah, life was a bit stressful
and I kinda need your help

chan
you kinda need our help?

hoon
yes, I kinda need your help,

now shut up and tell me,
what your major is

soon
yep, that's really jihoon

we know each other since forever
and you still don't know
what my major is

gyu
I'm majoring in medicine,
Hannie Hyung is going to be a teacher
and Shua Hyung is finances

hoon
shut up soonyoung
I know your major
I was talking to the others

Thank you, Mingyu,
but I'm afraid you three can't help me

seok
My major is musical theater

But why are you even asking hyung?

chan
I'm a dance major like soon hyung

hoon
so you are calling Kwon Soonyoung 'Hyung'
but not me?

Brat

And Seokmin,
I will explain it in a second

I need to create a groupchat first

Chapter Text

Jonghyeon 
(12:58)

Seungcheol
Jonghyeon,
my bestest of friends

Jonghyeon
Whatever it is, the answer is no

Seungcheol
Come on

You don't even know
what I want

Jonghyeon
It's still a no

Seungcheol
So you don't want to help
your childhood friend?

Fine

I got it

I'm just good enough,
when you need me

Jonghyeon
Stop with your drama, Choi

But I can't help you

I've applied for the project too

Seungcheol
Ugh

---

addict 
(13:03)

coups
Vernon!

I need your help

addict
You do?

Wow, I feel honored

What can I do for you, Hyung?

coups
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic...

Moving on

You know people

I applied for this new project
and need people, who can help me

Can you ask some of your friends,
if they are interested? 

addict
Yeah, I can do that

You just need to wait a few hours

But you can count me in

coups
Thanks vern, you are a lifesaver

---

Seungcheols stupid project
(5 people)
(13:10)

woozi created a new groupchat

coups changed the name of the groupchat to "God of music"

God of music 
(5 people)
(13:11)

woozi
Choi Seungcheol,
we will not name this song god of music

coups
shut up, that is a work title

***67
What is going on?

***84 
Yeah, Jihoon Hyung you wanted to tell us,
what it is you need help with

coups
Your friends,
who can help us, woozi?

woozi
You mean
who can safe your sorry ass?

Yes

Guys introduce yourself!

***67 
I still don't know whats going on but

Hey stranger, I'm Soonyoung

coups saved ***67 as Soonyoung

***84 
I'm Seokmin 👋🏻

coups saved ***84 as Seokmin

woozi
and the last one is chan
but I have no idea, where he went

coups
Thanks 

I asked Hansol for help,
so I hope some others will join us soon

To the ones who are already here

Welcome

I'm Choi Seungcheol

I applied for a project,
where every participant has to produce a song,
sing this song,
make a choreo for this song
and a music video

***98
that sounds exciting

when do we start?

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American bro <3 
(13:15)

Vern
Ey yo, Josh 

Josh 

Answer me 

Joshua 

Dammit 

Are you still busy 

Come on

your classes can't be that interesting 

Hey, Hong Joshua 

Jisoo? 

Don't tell me,
you are still busy with your man 

The one time, I'm sober,
you aren't answering 

A good friend 

What is that saying again?
BROS BEFORE HOES!

---

Not a customer (Kwan)
(15:20)

Not a customer 
and thats the reason,
why I think it's so important
to cast the right actors

And you are not listening to me

Vernon 
Nope, sry

but I have good news

A friend of mine
needs help with a music project
and you could really fit into the lineup

Not a customer 
Ugh, is it about this weird project,
where you have to film a whole ass mv?

Everyone is acting crazy
because of this project 

Vernon
So you are helping?

Not a customer 
No

Vernon 
Why not?

It could be good for your own grade

Not a customer 
Ugh, fine

Put me in the lineup

---

American bro <3 
(16:00)

Josh 
Never call him a hoe again

Vern
Joshua!

You are alive!

I promise,
I will never call your man a hoe again

Josh 
You should stop calling him my man too

We are just friends

Vern
"Friends",
thats what they call it today

interesting

Josh 
I will never bring the good stuff
to you ever again

Vern 
Nooooo

You can't do that to me

You are my american bro

How can you betray me like that?

Josh 
What do you want, Vernon

I don't have time for your dramatic ass

Vern 
Fine

A friend of mine needs help

Josh 
If it's Choi Seungcheol
or this stupid project,
I don't care

 Vern 
Damn

I didn't even asked
and you still crushed me

I don't know,
if I should be impressed or hurt

Josh 
If that's all, I'm going now

Vern 
No! Wait!

You can still help

Ask your friends
or random people you know

Please

Josh 
***35 - Xu Minghao

***04 - Wen Junhui

***67 - Kwon Soonyoung

***84 - Lee Seokmin

***98 - Lee Chan

Now shut up

Vern 
Thanks Josh

I knew I could count on you 

---

Xu Minghao 
(16:10)

Vernon 
Hi, are you Xu Minghao?

Hong Joshua gave me your number

I was hoping
you could help me with something

---

Wen Junhui 
(16:13)

Vernon 
Hi, are you Wen Junhui?

Hong Joshua gave me your number

I was hoping
you could help me with something

Wen Junhui 
Yes, that's me

How can I help you, stranger?

Vernon 
Ah good

So a friend asked me
to recruit some people for him
for this project,
that is going on at the moment 

And like I said,
Joshua gave me your number,
to ask for help

Wen Junhui 
I don't know

Some friends already asked me for my help

And I know them unlike you

Vernon 
Oh, of course

I'm Chwe Hansol

my friend is Choi Seungcheol

Maybe you know him

Please,
I will do everything for you to join this project

What do you want?

Wen Junhui 
It depends...

Vernon 
On what?

Wen Junhui 
Are you the dealer on campus?

Vernon 
It depends...

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Angel <3 
(16:47)

Angel <3
Then she turned to me

I just sat there,
minding my business

And she was like
"You are on my side, right?"

I didn't even knew
what they were talking about

And she told me,
that the earth has to be flat,
because on pictures it is flat

In this moment the others interrupted
and asked her, which pictures

Joshuji 
What?

Did she pulled her phone out
and showed you some weird ai?

Angel <3 
I wish, she did that

But no,
she showed us a picture of a world map

That was her proof

Joshuji 
Are you for real?

HAHAHA

Angel <3 
Stop laughing

I just wanted to enjoy my lunch
and before I knew it,
I was part of this nonsense

Joshuji 
The poor children,
who will have her as their teacher

Angel <3 
Oh my god

Please remind me
to check the teachers first,
before sending my future children to school

Joshuji 
Noted

Nobody is allowed to teach stupid stuff
to Hannies kids

Angel <3 
Don't make fun of me

I want the best for my children

Joshuji 
I know

You always want the best for everyone

Angel <3 
Enough about me

I'm already talking for hours

How was your day?

Joshuji 
Ah, don't worry,
you know I love listening to you

Angel <3 
I know, but I still want to hear
how your day was

What did you do today?

You had a few classes today, right?

Mingyu said,
you didn't even eat breakfast,
because you were late 

Joshuji 
Hannie, stop worrying about me

I'm fine

I meet Vernon today
and we went to the cafe near campus

It was nice, but nothing special

And yes, I had today quite a few classes,
but I'm done now and on my way home

Angel <3 
Be careful Shua

put your phone down
and pay attention,
we can talk when your home

Joshuji 
Alright

see you soon, Hannie

Angel <3 
Oh wait, one last thing

Did you hear of this new project?

The one for the music faculty?

Joshuji 
Yeah, I heard

Everyone is acting crazy because of it

Even Vernon asked me,
if I wanted to be part
of one project group

Angel <3 
Oh, and what did you said?

I must be so cool
to be a part of such a group

You would do
your own song and everything

Joshuji 
I told Vernon, I would think about it

You want to be a part of this group?

Angel <3 
I would love to

But I'm no professional,
I don't think
they will need someone like me

Joshuji 
Nonsense

He asked me
and I'm no professional either,
so it won't be a problem

Angel <3
Are you for real?

Joshuji 
Yes, of course

I will tell Vernon, that I will join,
if you too are allowed to join

Angel <3 
Thank you Joshua 

You are the best <3 

---

American bro <3 
(17:00)

Josh
Vernon

put me in the group

---

God of music 
(9 people)
(17:04)

Vernon added Joshua to the chat

Joshua added Jeonghan to the chat

Joshua added Mingyu to the chat

mingyu
What did I miss?

woozi 
Joshua wtf

I thought I told you
that you can't help us?

Joshua 
You did, without telling us,
what it is about

and because you are desperate,
here we are

woozi 
We are not desperate

coups 
we kinda are

woozi 
shut up,
that is entirely your fault

coups 
I got it, ok?

but I think
we now have everything we need

woozi and vernon can produce a song

I will write the lyrics

soonyoung and chan can make a choreo

seungkwan, seokmin, woozi and joshua will sing

vernon and me can rap

jun will be responsible for the acting in the video

and minghao will do our outfits

I'm sorry to the other two,
I don't really know you

jeonghan
No, don't be

We just randomly joined your chat
without even introducing ourself

Sorry for this

I'm Yoon Jeonghan

I was just talking to Shua
about this project
and how cool it is

And the next thing I knew
he added us to this group

seokmin 
Hyung, don't worry

Jeonghan Hyung has a beautiful singing voice
and Mingyu is a good rapper

coups 
Ah, I see

I mean,
we have to meet up anyway one day,
we can see then how we fit together

but for now
we have to produce and write the song first

but I'm happy
that we have everything we need

woozi 
we will still change the name

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God of music
(12 people)
(02:40)

Joshua 
@Seungcheol,
do you even have someone
who can film this whole thing?

coups 
what the fuck

it's two in the morning

why are you
 

Seokmin 
That is a really good question

Why are we?

coups 
asking weird questions?

for fucks sake, seokmin!

not now

Joshua 
so your answer
to my question is no?

coups 
can you shut up?

Joshua 
no

Joshua added ***76 to the chat

***76 
Joshua, what the fuck?

coups
I like them :)

Joshua 
shut up, Choi

***76 
Can someone please explain
what's going on?

Joshua 
Yes, sorry

Guys, that's Jeon Wonwoo,
his major is something with IT

he can help us with filming and editing

Wonwoo, that's the group
I told you about

Seokmin saved ***76 as Wonwoo

Wonwoo 
'Something with IT' ...

You know what,
it's too late for this

I'm going

Joshua 
Don't pretend to go to sleep

I know you will sit for another hour
in front of you computer and play games

Wonwoo 
And that's none of your business :)

Mingyu 
what's going on?

oh!

hello wonwoo hyung

goodnight wonwoo hyung

Seokmin 
Oh?

Mingyu 
Do you wanna die, seokmin?

Seokmin 
I didn't say anything 

but fine

Hyung!

is 'coups' your stage name?

I wondered 
since we joined this group

for 'woozi' the same

woozi 
yes

we choose
in one of our classes
our stage names

Woozi and S.Coups

don't ask what it means 

coups 
hehe

yeah it's a really funny stdskh

Joshua 
did jihoon finally kill you?

woozi 
yes

no more questions
about our stage names

Seokmin 
can I ask a different question?

woozi 
yes

Seokmin 
can I have a stage name too?

Mingyu 
why would you need
a stage name?

Seokmin 
why not?

Mingyu 
I don't know?

why do you want one?

Seokmin
because it's cool

Seokmin changed 'Seokmin' to 'DK'

Mingyu 
DK?

What does it stand for?

Donkey Kong?

Jeonhan 
Stop being mean, Kim Mingyu 

Mingyu 
Yes, Hyung

Soonyoung 
HAHAHA

even the full name

you are in big trouble

Mingyu 
do you wanna die?

Jeonghan
Mingyu...

Mingyu 
sorry, hyung

Jeonghan 
DK stands for Dokyeom

Right, seokie?

DK 
YES!

😁

woozi 
I still don't understand
why you need a stage name...

Jeonhan 
Be nice, Jihoon-ah

woozi 
yes hyung

coups 
wow I never saw
woozi fold like that

woozi 
and you will never see it again

Joshua 
sad, I really thought
jihoon killed you

coups 
shut up hong

Jeonghan 
Shua, be nice

Joshua 
I will try...

chan 
wow, hyung

you really have everyone
under control

Also!!!

chan changed 'chan' to 'dino'

DK 
YES LET'S GO!!!

woozi 
I'm surrounded by idiots

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God of music 
(13 people)
(08:19)

Junhui changed 'Junhui' to 'Jun'

Jun changed 'Minghao' to '8'

Jun changed 'Joshua' to '"normal one'"

"normal one"
really jun?

it's too early for this

Jun 
It's not my problem,
that all of you have
a horrible sleep schedule

8 
I still don't get it

Why did you feel the need
to change our names?

Jun 
real names are boring

┐(︶▽︶)┌

soonyoung
since when is joshua normal?

Jun
he isn't

that's why his contact is
"normal one" 

soonyoung 
Oh ok, makes sense

woozi 
that doesn't make any sense

Jun 
yes, it does

now hush, I'm not finished yet

Jun changed 'Mingyu'  to 'tall af'

Jun changed 'DK' to 'loud af'

loud af
NOOOOO

you deleted DK

you killed Dokyeom

8 changed 'loud af' to 'loud and dramatic af'

8 
That fits better

loud and dramatic af 
just say you hate me

no need to kill my stage personality

seungkwan 
It would be weirder
if seok wasn't dramatic as fuck

he's a musical theater major
after all 

8 
my point still stands

vernon changed 'seungkwan' to 'thomas'

thomas 
did I ever tell you
how much I hate you?

loud and dramatic af 
Oh?

Bullshits 
(3 people)
(08:30)

Boo 
@seok, one word
and everyone in this group
will know of your crush

God of music 
(13 people)
(08:31)

vernon 
oh?

what do you mean, seokmin?

loud and dramatic af 
nothing, nothing

I just wondered
why boo didn't kill you already

soon and me would be dead by now

soonyoung
hehehe

absolutely

Also!!!

soonyoung changed 'soonyoung' to 'tiger'

tiger 
roar

woozi changed 'tiger' to 'grow up'

grow up 
says the right one

coups 
soonyoung, I think
you should run

woozi just left our room
with a knife

grow up 
it was nice
knowing all of you

I hope
you will come to my funeral

woozi 
who says there will be a corpse?

grow up 
HELP ME

woozi 
nobody can save you

grow up 
JEONGHAN HYUNG!!!

woozi 
jail would have sounded better

Jeonghan
Jihoon, be nice to soonie

Jeonghan changed 'grow up' to 'tiger'

tiger 
thank you, hyung <3

Jeonghan 
of course soonie <3

"normal one" 
woozi, vernon
how far are you with the song?

Jun 
stop being jealous
I'm still not finished

everybody needs a nickname 

"normal one" changed 'Jeonghan' to 'angel'  

"normal one" 
who else is missing?

tall af 
of course you are calling
jeonghan hyung angel

"normal one" 
yes

do you have a problem with this?

tall af 
nope

I didn't say anything

tall af changed 'wonwoo' to 'game boi'

game boi 
huh?

tall af 
I'm sorry hyung

I thought it would fit you
and because jun hyung said
everyone needs a nickname
I thought you should be included

but if you don't like it,
I will change it right away

it was a stupid idea anyway

game boi 
nah, it's fine

keep it

it's better than
one of the other names
they could come up with

thank you

tall af 
oh, of course ☺️

loud and dramatic af 
oh?

tall af 
I swear to god, seokmin...

loud and dramatic af 
soon, are you still hiding
from woozi?

if so, please dm me your location

I don't feel safe

angel 
why are you
not feeling safe, seokie?

loud and dramatic af 
mingyu is scary

angel 
Mingyu!

Be nice to your friends

Jun 
so is anyone still
without a name?

tiger 
vernon is still
without a cool name

vernon 
the fuck

vernon is already
the cool name

thomas 
nope

thomas changed 'vernon' to 'pigeon'

pigeon 
pigeon???

what the fuck?

thomas 
what?

you remind me of a pigeon

dino 
HAHAHA

seungkwan is right

you kind of resemble one

angel changed 'dino' to 'baby'

baby 
Hyung! NO

pigeon 
HAHAHA

oh sweet revenge

8 
I'm still not satisfied

8 changed 'Jun' to 'prince'

8 
so much better

loud and dramatic af 
but why?

8 
shut up
and let me be whipped
for my boyfriend

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forced roommate 
(16:38)

little shit
hey hyung,
are you by any chance
in the apartment?

forced roommate 
no, I am not

why?

little shit 
ah, just...

you know...

forced roommate 
you forgot
your keys again?

little shit 
maybe...

forced roommate 
why aren't you asking Han?

little shit 
hyung...

we both know
how he is

he will nag me
for forgetting my keys again

forced roommate 
maybe some day it will help

I'm still waiting
for the promised week
when you won't forget your keys

little shit 
hyung...

I'm sorry, ok?

I'm trying

but I need
your help now

seokmin, hao and jun
are with me
and I don't want
Jeonghan nagging at me
in front of them

forced roommate 
fine

let one of them
ring the bell

hanni won't ask
why they rang the bell
and he won't think about
the fact that you did not
open the door

little shit 
your right

thanks shua hyung

I will cook the whole next week

forced roommate 
Yah!

don't take my cooking duty

take my washing duty instead!

YAH!

Kim Mingyu!

Come back!

God of music 
(13 people)
(17:00)

prince 
oh my god

I'm dead

I'm sure of it

it was nice knowing
all of you

but it's time for me to go

woozi
jun, what the fuck?

loud and dramatic af 
don't mind him

tiger 
did you two
switch souls?

tall af
no

jun is just overreacting 

prince 
I'm not overreacting

I saw a literal angel

of course I'm awestruck

who wouldn't be??

(╯✧▽✧)╯

game boi 
I don't think "awestruck"
is the right word

A literal angel is really horrific

It's just one big eye
and too many wings

tiger 
Oh my god

I just looked it up

wonu is right

that's really creepy

prince 
oh god

thank you

now I will never
get this out of my head

game boi 
Your welcome

prince 
what I meant

I meet someone
who looks like an angel

woozi 
a literal angel?

prince 
NO!

an angel like
how they are presented
in the media

coups 
does anyone else thinks
jun is just overreacting?

pigeon 
yes

game boi 
maybe a bit

tiger 
lol no

woozi 
shut up, soonyoung

we know
who he is talking about

let the others realize themself

coups 
what? 

8 sent a picture

angel 
when did you made this?

8
I took it
when seokmin told you
everything about his new play

angel 
oh

。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))

woozi 
jun send you these didn't he?

angel
maybe

┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

tall af 
I know, I know...

I made a mistake
with introducing them

I get it now too

loud and dramatic af 
I like it

jun, hao and hannie
are a really fun combination

angel 
。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))

tiger 
are the others dead?

seungcheol hyung?

wonu?

vernon?

coups 
yes

pigeon
why didn't we introduce
ourselves to each other earlier? 

game boi 
you look really good, hyung

angel 
aw thank you

tall af 
really big mistake...

angel 
don't be like that, mingoo

you will be forever
my baby <3

tall af 
love you too, hyung <3

thomas 
I think vernon
has a good point

maybe we should introduce
ourselves with pictures
so we don't accidentally
ignore each other when we meet
on campus

coups 
that's actually a very good idea

I'll start

coups sent a picture

thomas 
you look hot, hyung

coups 
ah, thanks kwan

it's from the photo shoot
I did a few months ago

should we go in order of age?

woozi 
that was a weak attempt
to change the subject

but yes, I think that's
the easiest way

angel 
than it's my turn?

Hao already send
a picture of me
but Joshua is not here
so I will send one
of both of us

angel  sent a picture

baby 
you two look
good together

angel 
thanks baby

Joshua is the best friend
you can imagine

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

prince 
that hurt and
I don't even know
the backstory

but moving on

prince  sent a picture

prince 
that's me

8 
before you comment
remember that he is mine

tiger 
the nickname 'prince'
makes sense now

loud and dramatic af 
ABSOLUTELY

tiger 
I'M NEXT

tiger  sent a picture

woozi 
put your damn hand down

tiger 
NEVER

Horanghae forever!!!

8 
what the fuck

thomas 
you get used to it

game boi 
I don't have any pictures
of myself

sorry guys

tiger 
I have pictures of you

wait a minute

tall af 
why do you have
pictures of wonwoo hyung?

tiger 
because I'm his roommate, duh

now I present to you:
our beautiful game boi

tiger sent a picture

angel
beautiful indeed

game boi 
thanks hyung

but it's nothing special

angel 
nonsense
you are very special

but we can move on
if you are not felling
comfortable with the topic

game boi 
yes please

woozi 
that means, it's my turn

woozi sent a picture 

tiger 
my beautiful best friend <3

woozi 
shut up

tiger 
:(

woozi 
<3

tall af
it's always nice to see
that jihoon hyung has a heart

woozi 
shut up overgrown puppy

tall af 
:(

baby
at least
he called you a puppy

loud and dramatic af 
I'M NEXT

loud and dramatic af sent a picture

angel 
⊂(♡▽♡)⊃

loud and dramatic af 
🤭

tall af 
enough bonding,
it's my turn

tall af sent a picture

thomas 
puppy?

you are calling this
a puppy??

angel 
yes

angel sent a picture

tall af 
hyung!

stop destroying
my good reputation

angel 
be happy
I didn't sent one of your
childhood pictures

tall af 
HYUNG

8 
I think it's time
to save my friend

8 sent a picture

prince 
mine <3

pigeon 
has anyone else noticed
that junhao are extremely
possessive?

just me?

ok

nice pic hao

8 
thanks vern

loud and dramatic af 
no, we noticed to

but we just accepted it

everybody loves a possessive
boyfriend

tall af 
no seokmin

we are still not
doing this roleplay

thomas 
I should probably rescue
seokmin from this

thomas sent a picture

tiger 
I have so many
pretty friends

I want to cry

my beautiful boo <3

pigeon 
we should meet up
again, kwan

the last time was
a long time ago

pigeon sent a picture

thomas 
oh my god, yes

I miss you

loud and dramatic af 
oh?

baby 
I'm last

baby sent a picture

angel
all of you are so beautiful

I can't wait to see you
in person 

☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

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idiot 
(22:09)

idiot 
I need your help

woozi 
no...

idiot
ji, please

I don't know,
what I should do

it's serious

woozi 
sigh

it's about jeonghan right?

idiot 
yes... 

woozi 
can I be honest with you?

idiot 
yes please

woozi 
that is a horrible idea

idiot 
ouch

woozi 
please don't get me wrong

jeonghan is amazing

and you are not bad lover

but you are still not over
your last break up

you are still hurting
and blaming yourself

and to be honest,
I don't think that you know,
what you really want

it's easy to be charmed by Jeonghan

I was there too

Soonyoung was there too

but for us it was nothing more
than attraction

when I got to know Jeonghan
it became clear, that we would be
nothing more than friends

and I think you are just looking
for a distraction from your ex

I'm sorry to say that

idiot 
you think
I'm still not over him?

woozi 
yes

because the only thing
that stayed with you
was that part...

are you still blaming yourself?

idiot 
...

woozi 
that's a yes

you know, 
it wasn't your fault
 

idiot 
but that's the problem

it is my fault

I ended things with him

I broke up with him

and for what?

I thought he could go and
follow his dreams
but he didn't

he stayed and never
stopped hating me

and I deserve it

I deserve it

I broke his heart 

I left him without an explanation

and still there is that tiny hope
that I can make it up to him

that I can save our relationship
in some way

but that will never happen

yes maybe I'm looking
for a distraction from him

what speaks against it?

I need to get out there again

why not now?

woozi 
first of,
it's still not your fault

you thought you could help him

you thought he needed it

you did it because you loved him
so much that you couldn't see him
abandon his dream for you

yes it was stupid

yes you were stupid

but so was he

he abandoned his dream after 
your breakup

he didn't ask for a reason

he stayed, instead of moving on

don't you dare, take all the blame

he is to blame for all of this
the same way

for the second part
I hate to say it,
but maybe you are right

but please don't hurt Jeonghan

don't push it when you feel,
that it won't be more than friendship

idiot 
maybe you are right

woozi 
you are not believing me
are you?

idiot 
no

but someone told me
years ago
that healing is a slow process

so, maybe one day
I will believe you
that it wasn't my fault

woozi 
fine

as long as you are alright now 

at least for the moment

idiot
yes, I think I am

will you help me?

to get to know Jeonghan?

woozi 
promise me first
you won't intentionally hurt him

idiot 
I would never
hurt someone intentionally

woozi
good

give me an hour

I'll ask in our gym group

you two won't be alone
but that could be a good start
to get to know each other

Jeonghan is normally
not working out

instead he sits near and
talks with us

and as far as I know him
he'll want to talk to you
to get to know you better

idiot
thank you, Jihoon

woozi 
don't mention it

but you can order food
while I arrange a meet up

I want Jjajangmyun

gym bros and hannie
(7 people) 
(22:33)

hoon 
hey guys

is anyone free on Tuesday
next week?

seok 
OH MY GOD

it's already the second time

who are you
and what did you do
to our jihoon hyung?

are you a clone? 

or something else?

maybe you are an alien

OMG JIHOON WAS KIDNAPPED
BY ALIENS

chan 
you are really sus hyung

soon 
OH NO

I LOST MY BEST FRIEND
TO ALIENS

or maybe you are sick

OH GOD

ARE YOU DYING??

hoon 
ugh

why are you all like this?

seok 
because it's fun

hanni 
I'm free hoonie

why are you asking?

hoon 
thanks hyung

seungcheol and I planned
to go to the gym together
and I thought I should ask
if anyone wants to join us

gyu 
and finally meeting
choi seungcheol?

hell yah

I'm in

hannie
it really sounds like a
good opportunity to meet

I'll join you too

seok 
ME TOO

ME TOO

soon 
I can't

classes are bitches :(

chan 
same

hannie
shua won't join us either

he is busy the whole day

hoon 
that's unfortunate

but there will be more chances

let's just make sure
the next time
everyone can join 

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god of music 
(13 people) 
(10:07)

woozi 
I've enough

I'm going to compose
this thing alone

Vernon is out

and no
that's not up for discussion! 

thomas 
what did he do?

woozi 
I said no

I won't tell you
what this dork did

pigeon 
excuse me

that was a good suggestion

you don't appreciate my effort

woozi 
effort?

EFFORT?

WHAT EFFORT?

coups 
sol, stop arguing

you won't win and
maybe not even survive

woozi 
shut up Seungcheol

coups 
yes!

pigeon 
he really kicked me out
of his studio

thomas 
suck it up

loud and dramatic af 
don't worry vernon,
nobody is up to hyungs standard

we all were there

angel 
I wasn't

loud and dramatic af 
except jeonghan hyung

angel 
( ◡‿◡ *) 

tall af 
you will never be able
to change my mind

Jeonhan Hyung has
pretty boy privileges

tiger 
yeah but he isn't just pretty

he is kind, funny, has a heart of gold 
and is over all just a beautiful person
from the outside and inside

angel 
soon...

.･ﾟﾟ･(／▽＼)･ﾟﾟ･. 

tiger 
aw hyung,
don't cry

I love you <3

angel 
I love you too, soonie <3

"normal one" 
what's going on, jihoon?

woozi
I will commit mass murder
if all of you don't shut up

coups 
he is just stressed

woozi 
you will be the first
to die, Choi

coups 
we are not writing
in this chat anymore

Bullshits
(3 people)
(11:18)

soon 
ugh sometimes
I hate joshua

seok 
why?

did you do something?

soon 
no?

boo 
Are you sure?

You can be really annoying

soon 
...

seok 
so you do know
what you did

boo 
If I had to guess
it's because of Jeonghan?

soon 
I'm done

I will die alone

maybe I will be the
weird cat guy next door 
who never had a lover
or got laid 

boo 
what do you mean?

you already are the weird cat guy

the problem is just
that you aren't obsessed with
house cats

soon 
@seok, can we
kick him out and
be just shits?

I don't like him anymore

seok 
but you started it yourself?

but let's put that aside,
didn't you say
you weren't in love with him anymore?

what happened?

soon 
nothing

I'm not in love
with jeonghan anymore 

boo 
but?

soon 
we are flirting in a 
platonic way 

every time I tell him
that I love him
I mean it in a way
that I really appreciate him

and he knows it too

but joshua doesn't know 
and he gets jealous easily

boo 
they are a official?

it seemed more like
Joshua has a huge crush
on Jeonghan

seok 
yes...

as far as we know
jeonghan has no idea
that joshua is in love with him

and it's painful to watch

boo 
I'm still confused
but ok

who are the other ones
soonyoung is talking about?

seok 
what?

boo 
I don't know

it sounds like soon
is not just talking about
Jeonghan

seok 
you're right

are there other ones?

soon 
yes...

jun obviously

and boo

seok 
wait

jun?

Junhui?

Wen Junhui?

Minghaos boyfriend?

soon 
yes, I know
it's sounds bad

but it's just a crush

I mean, have you seen him??

boo 
yes, he is hot

but you saw the messages
from Minghao, right?

I don't know, but I think
he is scary

seok 
ah, don't worry

hao is a cutie pie

as long as no one
is after his boyfriend

and you are already
the second person who
has a crush on his boyfriend

boo 
the second person?

who is the other one?

seok 
other one?

did I said something
like this?

haha you must have
misunderstood me

haha

soon 
seok...

you are acting weird again

who is the other one?

seok 
promise me you won't tell anyone

boo 
yes, we won't tell a soul

now spill

who is attracted to Jun?

seok 
sigh

I think Mingyu is in love
with jun

soon 
MINGYU??

KIM MINGYU??

seok
yes, Kim Mingyu

the guy from the big groupchat

boo 
aren't he and hao good friends

seok 
why do you think
I'm keeping it a secret?

soon 
are you sure?

I didn't get the vibe
from him, that he is
after jun

seok 
ugh

that's the problem

I'm 90% sure

but I don't know

boo 
this much?

I thought he has a thing for
soons roommate?

soon 
I thought so too

because you did your
'oh?' with them

and he seemed jealous
when I send the pictures
of wonwoo

seok 
I did the 'oh?' because
I thought so too

but then I learned
that wonwoo and mingyu
know each other and mingyus
other words wouldn't make sense than

soon 
what other words?

boo 
what did you do?

seok 
we played truth or dare
in the 97 group

yugyeom asked mingyu
who his crush is

mingyu didn't want to say the name
but he described him

and it fitted to wonwoo
except a few things
that would fit jun 

soon 
for example?

seok 
he said, he wants to
learn his language
so he could talk to him better

and he said that he doesn't
know him that good
and mostly just admires him
from afar

and I thought 'ok sounds like wonwoo'

but then wonwoo approached
us one time and was like 
'hey mingyu you forgot
your pencil case last time'

like, what?

how do they know each other??

boo 
that really excludes him

seok 
right?!

soon 
wow

I really thought
mingyu would get wonwoo 
out of his shell

seok 
unfortunately no

boo 
and what are going to do?

soon 
what do you mean?

seok 
I don't know

I feel horrible

because if I tell hao
I could destroy
his friendship with gyu 
and/or his relationship with jun

but if I don't tell hao
it still could destroy their friendship

boo 
why don't you talk
with Mingyu first?

I mean
he is Minhaos friend too,
isn't he?

maybe he doesn't want
to do something about
his feelings

he doesn't seem
to be a guy who intentionally
hurts his friends

soon 
boo is right

mingyu isn't like this

you should talk to him first

seok 
but I feel like
I am betraying him

his mood was really down
the last few times we met

and I don't know
I think a relationship 
could cheer him up again

not a relationship with
his friends boyfriend of course

but you know, I have a feeling
I will make it worse
if I came up to him
just to point out
that he has no chance with jun

soon 
yeah, I get it

that's a really messy situation

boo 
what about the others
from your group?

do they know
about this?

seok 
I don't know

I tried to talk to jaehyun
about it
but he is busy with his own
failed relationships

and I don't want to talk to kook
because he is the closest
to mingyu

soon 
and you are afraid
he will talk to mingyu

seok 
yes :(

boo 
that's really messed up

seok
I know

but don't worry

it helped talking to you guys

thank you

now let's move our focus back
to soonyoungs excuse of a 
love life 

soon 
do we have to?

boo 
yes

so who else
except for jun and me?

seok 
we are still ignoring
the fact that soon
had a crush on you?

soon 
YES

boo 
yes...

seok 
ok

fine with me

who else?

soon 
...

woozi

seok 
obviously

boo 
wait

Woozi is the one
you are always
talking about?

or is it Jeonghan?

because this whole
conversation started
because of Jeonghan

seok 
it's woozi

soon 
stop judging me, will you?

seok 
nah I don't think so

boo 
but why don't you
make a move on woozi
if you are in love with him

soon 
I never said
I'm in love with him

seok 
...

boo 
...

soon 
ugh fine

because he has a thing
going on with Seungcheol

seok 
are they in a relationship?

soon 
no, I don't think so

but they are friends with benefits

boo
that really sucks

but if it's not serious
maybe you still have a chance

soon 
I don't know

jihoon and I have been friends
for a long time

I don't want to destroy it
because I caught feelings

also I think he knows

he is not talking
about seungcheol anymore

maybe he realized that
I got jealous

but that would also mean
he doesn't reciprocates my feelings

he would have said something
if he did, right?

boo 
I'm sorry soon

soon 
ah, don't worry

I have my friends
and that's all I need

seok 
we are always here for you
when you need us

soon 
thank you <3

love you guys <3

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god of music 
(13 people) 
(16:35)

thomas
Jihoon Hyung
did you kill vernon yesterday?

I didn't see him today

prince 
why should jihoon
kill vernon?

tiger 
did you not see
the conversation yesterday?

prince 
nah

my Hao and I were on a date

(✿◕‿◕✿)

tall af
you could read back

8 
do you have a problem?

tall af 
I just made a suggestion

8 
of course...

loud and dramatic af 
are you two fighting?

8 
no

tall af 
why do you think
we're fighting?

loud and dramatic af 
I don't know

you just seemed off

tall af 
no we are fine

everything is fine

angel 
Mingyu...

tall af 
I said I'm fine

"normal one" 
I'm going to take his phone

if it's important, tell me 
but mingyu and jeonghan
won't be available
for the next hour

but please carry on

baby 
is mingyu hyung alright?

"normal one" 
he will be

don't worry

tiger
I don't know...

it feels wrong to talk
with this tension 

"normal one" 
please stop worrying

carry on

coups 
I don't know
if this is the right moment
but when Joshua says
it's alright...

a friend send me a list
of every team that applied
for the project

there are around 20 teams

woozi 
do you have this list from Jonghyeon?

coups 
yes

he told me first that he
applied for this project too

but now he told me
that he didn't apply as
a contestant but as part
of the jury

prince 
so there will be a of friend yours
in the jury?

coups 
yes

but he already told me
that he won't favor my team

baby 
do we need a name?

or do we already have one?

coups 
we already have one

woozi 
we do?

coups 
yes, I registered us
as seventeen

because we are
seventeen people

woozi 
we are thirteen 

coups 
shit

we are just thirteen??

"normal one"
idiot

woozi 
and that's the reason
why you need me
to survive

you can't even count

coups 
I'm stressed, ok?

loud and dramatic af 
please don't fight too

woozi 
we are not fighting

8 
Mingyu and I weren't
fighting either

game boi 
maybe we should
all shut up

put your phone away
and calm down

tiger 
I think wonwoo is right

Hyung 
(19:25)

baby 
hey hyung

how is mingyu?

hyung 
hey Channie

Mingyu is alright now

studying is just
very stressful for him

especially because this
one professor is giving
him a hard time

but we talked for a while
and he is fine for now

I maybe threatened
to talk to this professor myself
if he picks at him again

baby 
ah I see

mingyu can consider
himself lucky

hyung 
Chan, is everything fine?

baby 
ah hyung

don't worry about me

mingyu needs you more

hyung 
nonsense

you are not feeling well

come over

we can watch a movie together
and cuddle

baby 
are you sure?

I don't want to be a burden

especially not when
one of you is not feeling good

mingyu should come before us

hyung 
that's enough

come over

mingyu is fine with you
being here too

I asked him

and you know I will pay attention
to all of you when you need it

baby 
thank you hyung

hyung 
don't cry channie

come over

I told shua to buy
dino nuggets

baby 
you are the best hyung 🥹

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gyu
(01:53)

puppy
I'm sorry

I was acting like
an asshole earlier

I'm really sorry
for snapping at you

haohao 
huh?

why are you apologizing?

puppy
because I was an ass

haohao 
did jeonghan told you
to apologize?

puppy 
no

I felt bad because I was
an ass

haohao 
you are repeating
yourself

what's going on?

mingyu?

hey answer me

what's wrong?

I'm getting really worried

mingyu, I can see that
you are reading my messages

why aren't you answering?

I'm coming over if you don't answer

puppy 
please don't

haohao 
finally

what's going on

puppy 
nothing

I'm just tired
that's all

I'm going to bed now

I just wanted to
apologize

good night hao

haohao 
if you say so...

sleep well gyu

<3

MINGYUS BIRTHDAY 
(8 people)
(02:06)

tea
ok I've enough

something is wrong

and because you know
him longer than I do
I'm asking you to help me

crumbs 
what

the

fuck

terror twin 1 
it's two in the morning

shouldn't you be sleeping?

terror twin 2
... with your bf

peaches 
is this about mingyu?

donkey 
oh no...

tea 
seokmin,
you know something!

tell me!

donkey 
YOU CAN'T FORCE ME

kangaroo 
Are you all for real?

It's two in the morning

Go to sleep

terror twin 1 
booh

old man

kangaroo 
We are the same age

You are even five months older

tea 
I remember why
we message so little
in this chat

eunwoo
because no one
can concentrate
on one topic?

peaches 
or because someone
is always arguing?

crumbs 
yes sorry

something's wrong
with mingyu

terror twin 2 
and seokmin seems to
know something

tea 
yes!

Lee Seokmin!

tell me! 

donkey 
I CAN'T 😭

kangaroo 
And he is dramatic again...

I'm going to sleep

You should do the same

terror twin 1 
like I said

old man

kangaroo 
This old man
will strangle you in the future

terror twin 2 
CHAN

don't say that

this kinky motherfucker
likes things like this

eunwoo 
ew

I didn't needed to
know this

peaches 
same here

crumbs 
yug...

we all know that it was
your kink first

eunwoo 
EW

terror twin 2 
I will remain silent on this

peaches 
I think we should end
their relationship

who agrees with me
says ay

tea 
ay

eunwoo 
ay

crumbles 
ay

donkey 
ay

kangaroo 
ay

terror twin 1 changed 'kangaroo' to 'old man'

old man 
fuck you bambam

terror twin 1 
muhahaha

you can't scare me

you don't even know
my full name

peaches 
Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam

old man changed 'terror twin 1' to 'Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam'

Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam 
Jaehyun wtf?

how did you even do that?

peaches 
did you already forgot
that I'm friends with ten?

Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam
you really asked ten for my name?

peaches 
maybe...

donkey 
he did

he was just
on a call with taeyong
who was with ten

Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam
this snitch

crumbs 
are we going back
to the original topic?

or are seokmin and
minghao sorting it out
among themself?

tea 
you are the closest
to mingyu, right?

crumbs 
I think so

tea 
can you try
to find out
what's wrong with him?

I'm really worried

he is acting weird

crumbs 
I can try

seokmin, you are
really not talking?

donkey 
nope

crumbs 
ugh fine

I will look into it

eunwoo 
but please go to
sleep first

you are always unhinged
when you are tired

crumbs 
EXCUSE ME?!?

eunwoo 
you are excused...

crumbs 
I hope you step on lego

tea 
sorry to disappoint
but there is no lego
in our room

eunwoo
hao would kill me
if I brought something
like this into our space

tea 
yes of course

I need space
for meditation

you should really try it

Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam
I agree with you

being strangled can be
really meditating

tea 
die...

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god of music 
(13 people)
(16:08)

prince 
I'm curious

seungcheol mentioned
this list of the teams
in this project

who are these teams?

I mean I know that
Qian Kun applied

and I know that
xiao dejun part
of his team is

I also know that
Yan An is part of
a team

coups 
I don't know any of them...

woozi
I know kun

he's nice

prince 
I know

that's why I choose him
as my roommate

baby 
you and hao hyung
aren't roommates?

but you are in a
relationship

8 
they had a weird
age policy...

woozi 
sucks to be you

8 
and I thought
you were cool

loud and dramatic af 
can we go back
to the topic?

I'm curious too

coups 
alright

let's see

we have 3Racha,
we have the Eden kid

woozi 
just say we are fucked...

thomas 
3Racha?

Eden kid?

what the heck

pigeon 
the eden kids name
is kim hongjoong

coups 
you two have some
classes together right?

pigeon 
yes

but we don't really talk

he's really talented though

woozi 
I give up

coups 
woozi no

come on

you are talented too

stop doubting yourself
because of this asshole

woozi 
...

pigeon 
wait what's going on?

since when is woozi
insecure about his music

coups 
because of lee 

angel 
a professor of yours?

woozi 
yes

he said my style
isn't conventional

and that wasn't a praise

pigeon 
what the fuck

lee is an ass

everybody is looking
up to you

even hongjoong and chan

they love your music 

you are a role model
for many juniors

prince 
now I need to hear
one of your songs

woozi 
no...

coups 
yes

coups sent a video

tiger 
I love hearing your voice

woozi 
thanks soon

prince 
your professor tells you
that this is bad?!?!?

what the fuck

pigeon 
I told you

lee is an bastard

angel 
normally I would be against
insulting professors
but every professor
who puts his students down
deserves it

you are amazing, ji

don't stop doing
what you love because
of such a prick

tall af
woah

jeonghan hyung never curses
because of professors

this shithead really
deserves it

thomas
wow hyung

I never knew your songs
were so beautiful 

I feel honored to
sing one of your songs

woozi 
ok ok

enough praise

I get it

...

thank you 

tiger 
you deserve it <3

"normal one" 
I'm still confused
because of the names

3Racha

and Eden kid

what does that even mean?

coups 
'Eden kid' is just a nickname

he is famous because
Eden was his tutor

pigeon 
eden is one of our professors

he is a music producer
who took the time
to teach us

hongjoong (eden kid)
got thanks to eden the
scholarship

and since that came out
everyone called him
the eden kid

"normal one"
ah, makes sense

8 
what about the other one?

3Racha?

tall af 
that's chan and two
of his friends

8 
what?

that's chan?

bang chan?

loud and dramatic af 
omg you are right

I remember him mentioning
something like this

tall af 
wasn't bam making fun
of him because it's pronounced
like this hot sauce?

8 
I'm so confused

woozi
same

but we never asked
what the meaning
of 3Racha is

loud and dramatic af 
that they are hot

woozi 
...

that happens
when you let kids choose
their own name

prince 
moving on

Kun is on the list

coups 
yes

Qian Kun I see him

prince 
who are his teammates?

coups 
uh wait a second

8
let me guess

Lee Ten

tiger 
no

don't tell me...

baby 
we're fucked

coups 
yes Ten Lee

tiger 
NOOOO

KILL US

PLEASE

"normal one" 
what the fuck

why is everyone dramatic
except for seokmin?

loud and dramatic af 
thanks hyung...

tall af 
because ten is one
of the best dancer
at the university

he is an icon

baby 
how do you know him?

8 
he is friends with taeyong
who is friends with doyoung
who is jaehyuns boyfriend

loud and dramatic af
no they broke up

jaehyun ended things
because he is in love
with taeyong
who has a crush on johnny
who is in a relationship with ten

"normal one" 
ah so that's why
johnny is angry at jaehyun

thomas
most of the time
I know all the tea

but that's too much
even for me

tall af 
don't worry it's not
that important

coups 
okay...

moving on

baby 
WAIT

can we make it a game?

it's kind of funny
to guess who is in which team

like seuncheol hyung
can say the name of the leader
and we have to guess who else
is part of the team

prince 
sounds fun

angel 
that is a good idea Channie

woozi
I don't mind

loud and dramatic af
YES LET'S GO

coups 
ok

who else is in Kuns team?

"normal one"
who do we already have?

coups 
Kun, Ten and Dejun

there are 3 more

8 
zhong chenle?

coups 
no

prince 
no?

then renjun won't be
part of it either

coups 
yes

someone named Renjun
isn't listed under Kun

8 
so they are with someone else?

tiger 
keep that in mind

we are still with kun

baby 
isn't ten friends with this
weird kid?

tiger 
AH

I think I know who
you mean

uhm

yangyang?

coups 
yes lui yangyang

tall af 
what about dong sicheng?

I think he is part of jaehyuns
friend group

coups 
yes 

dong sicheng is in this team

loud and dramatic 
so just one is left

8 
Wong Kunhang

coups 
yes 🎊

prince 
hendery?

really?

woozi 
can we all stop panicking?

we are a good team

we should concentrate on
our own talents

8 
that's sweet of you, hyung

but jun is not panicking
he is laughing

thomas 
huh?

8 
don't worry

can move to the next group?

coups 
of course

the next leader is Lee Taeyong

loud and dramatic af
jung jaehyun

tall af 
Jung Jaehyun

8 
jaehyun

coups 
...

yes...

"normal one"
johnny suh

pigeon 
Mark Lee

coups 
yes to johnny

no to mark

pigeon 
no?

this motherfucker told me
he applied too

coups 
he did but not
under taeyong

pigeon
ah, he has his own group

then my guess is Yuta

coups 
Yuta Nakamoto, yes

thomas 
Kim Jungwoo

coups 
yes

one is still left

tiger 
is it doyoung?

coups 
yes it is

loud and dramatic af 
that must be awkward

8 
I would pay money
to see that

prince 
and that's enough
screen time for you

I'm taking
this little gremlin away

carry on

woozi 
I'm not even questioning it

coups 
Mark Lee

baby 
Lee Donghyuk

8 
Zhong Chenle and
Huang Renjun

coups 
yes, to all of them

tiger 
uhm this one kid
who is a really
passionate dancer

chan help me

what's his name?

baby 
do you mean park jisung?

tiger 
yes Park Jisung

coups 
yeah

two are left

tall af 
jeonghan hyung and
wonwoo hyung didn't
said anything

don't you want to play?

angel 
ah it's not that

I just don't really know
the people you are listing

game boi 
same

coups 
don't worry

I think jeonghan could
know one of them though

you are studying to become
a teacher, right?

angel 
yes I am

coups 
good

because one of them
is too

you could know him

he is a year younger than chan

angel 
is it Na Jaemin?

coups 
yes!

angel 
that means the other one
is Lee Jeno

coups 
yes

how did you know?

angel 
I used to tutor Jaemin 

and because Jeno is
his boyfriend
I met him a few times

"normal one" 
jeonghan is doting on
every cute kid he meets

angel 
hey, that's not true

tall af
it is

baby 
yes

loud and dramatic af 
yes

tiger 
let's say everyone
who is younger than
jeonghan hyung

prince 
I can confirm
and I just met him
a few day ago
for the first time

8 
yup

angel 
:(

"normal one" 
don't worry hannie
it's cute

angel 
(✿◡‿◡)

woozi 
cheol?

give us the next leader

coups 
uh yes, right

Sohn Hyunwoo

known as Shownu

game boi 
Lee Minhyuk

Yoo Kihyun

Chae Hungwon

Lee Jooheon

Im Changkyun

tiger 
wonu what the fuck

how?

game boi 
sorry, I just know them

tall af 
chae hyungwon?

angel 
Mingyu, let it go

tall af 
I'm just asking

angel 
I said no

"normal one" 
let it go mingyu

I'll take care of it

angel 
I'm talking to a wall

Let. It. Go.

both of you

"normal one" 
fine...

pigeon
uhm...

"normal one" 
choi, the next one

coups 
...

Lim Jaebom

loud and dramatic af
Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam

thomas 
bless you

loud and dramatic af 
thanks, but that is a real name

pigeon 
it looks like a keyboard smash...

coups 
I don't see this on the list

tall af 
I'm impressed that
you remembered this

loud and dramatic af 
I didn't

we just talked last night
about bams name

tall af 
who's we?

and where did you talk?

8 
we talked in your
birthday group chat

"normal one" 
you still have
a birthday group chat
for mingyu?

his birthday
was a month ago?

8
yes but he has
a birthday every year

loud and dramatic af 
we have a birthday group chat
for every member of our
group without this member

8 
it's an absolute mess

loud and dramatic af 
I think it's funny

tall af 
our whole friend group
is a mess...

8 
touché

coups 
I still couldn't find
the sneeze on the list

loud and dramatic 
THE SNEEZE

I'M WHEEZING

NO YOU CANT SAY 
SOMETHING LIKE THIS

8 
you will change
his name in the group chat
won't you

tall af 
I'm already there

prince 
I think they are
talking about Bambam

he's thai

that's the reason
his name is a bit weird

tall af
that's the reason
his name is a sneeze

8 
I just told dongmin

is it normal that
he is rolling on our floor

loud and dramatic af
normally I would say no

but this is dongmin

so yes, that is normal

jaehyun and me too

coups 
someone named bambam
is on the list...

8 
Kim Yugyeom

coups 
yes

woozi 
Park Jinyoung

"normal one" 
Mark Tuan

my L.A bro

pigeon 
gasps

I thought
I'm your american bro

you are breaking my heart
Hong Jisoo </3

"normal one" 
I'm right, aren't I, choi?

coups 
yeah

Park Jinyoung and
Mark Tuan are part
of this group

prince 
Jackson

coups 
yes

one is still missing

loud and dramatic af 
I have no idea

tiger
I would say Hyunwoo
but he has his own group

woozi 
Kim Namjoon?

Min Yoongi?

coups 
no

but now
that you mentioned them

I don't see them on the list

woozi 
are you kidding me?

coups 
no

they don't have a team

the same goes for suho

woozi 
they are in the jury
aren't they?

coups 
fuck...

I hope not

baby 
why?

are they mean?

woozi 
they are not mean
or anything like this

they are just icons

it's like presenting
your work to
your role model

baby 
ah I see

tiger 
cheol hyung
I don't think
anyone of us can guess
who is the last member

so you have to tell us

coups 
Choi Youngjae

thomas 
CHOI YOUNGJAE???

oh my god

I'm fainting

pigeon 
?

thomas 
sorry

youngjae hyung is just
really known in our
department

he is like an idol for us

coups 
maybe you can meet him, kwan

thomas 
really?

coups 
yes

there could be a chance
to meet the other teams

thomas 
that would be so cool

coups 
the next leader is Lee Hoetaek

his stage name is Hui

prince 
YAN AN

my pretty boy

8 
ahem

prince 
no one gets close
to the breathtaking
human I call my boyfriend

8 
*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)$:*.°★* 。

keep that up
pretty boy

prince 
yes 🫡

pigeon 
possessive... 

my guess is Hongseok

coups 
Yan An and Hongseok
are right

"normal one" 
Go Shinwon

coups 
yes

anyone else?

tiger 
no idea

thomas 
me too

loud and dramatic af 
me three

coups 
the other member are

Jo Jinho

Yeo Changgu

Adachi Yuto

Kang Hyunggu

Jung Wooseok

they seem to have
unrelated majors to
the project too

it will be difficult to
asses them

but that doesn't matter
right now

the next leader is Yoon Jisung

woozi 
Kang Daniel

Park Woojin

thomas 
Park Jihoon

baby 
Lee Daehwi

Park Jihoon

oh hyung

I wanted to say Jihoon

thomas 
too slow

"normal one" 
Ha Sungwoon

baby 
uhm

Seuncheol Hyung?

are you there?

coups 
yes yeah sorry

tall af
everything alright hyung?

woozi 
yes, don't worry

this he is just asking
a friend if he really applied
with a different leader

8 
and?

coups 
yes, he did

but I'm more pissed
that Jonghyeon didn't tell me

woozi 
I will never understand
your friendship...

coups 
you don't need to

the guesses are right
by the way

"normal one" 
your friend?

Aaron?

Dongho?

Minhyun?

Mingi?

coups 
...

minhyun

woozi 
you still know
the names of his friends?

respect

"normal one" 
shut up Jihoon

I just know them
that I can avoid them

woozi 
makes sense

coups 
the other guesses
were right too

3 left

4, sorry my bad

tiger 
Bae Jinyoung?

coups 
yes

you don't know the others?

prince 
nope

tell us

coups 
fine

Ong Seongwoo

Kim Jaehwan

Lai Guanlin

that was the last group

baby
that was fun

we should do something
like this again

Chapter Text

forced roommate 
(23:23)

little shit 
hey hyung

forced roommate 
why are you texting me?

we're sitting on the same couch

little shit 
I know, but I didn't want
to disturb jeonghan hyung

and you are playing games
on your phone

so I thought I should text you
instead of talking

hyung can watch the movie
and I can ask you something

forced roommate 
fine

what do you want
to know?

little shit 
why do you hate
Seungcheol hyung
so much?

you don't have to answer
but I wondered since
we joined the chat

forced roommate 
ugh

little shit 
like I said
you don't have to answer

I just wondered because
he seems nice

but you absolutely hate him

and I really
want to get to know him

but when you hate him
this much
I wondered if he is
a good person

forced roommate 
he is not a bad person

don't worry

it's just...

ugh

I don't know
how to explain it

our parents were business partner
when we were kids

and they always pushed us
to be friends

we didn't get along
and it kind of grew
to hate over the years

we were always compared
to each other

and he was always the perfect one

I was often told
that I should be more like him

I hated him because he could
never do something wrong

the golden child he was

I hated him because he always
got what he wanted

I'm not just talking about
material things

his parents loved him,
accepted him,
gave him the attention
a child needed

stop looking at me like this!

little shit 
I didn't do anything!

forced roommate 
I see the pity in your eyes

stop it

little shit 
hey, don't throw that
pillow at me

I didn't do anything

hyung!!!! 

nice, now you have
hannie hyungs attention

forced roommate 
you started it
with texting me! 

don't make that face

YAH 

KIM MINGYU

little shit 
hehehe

maltese
(00:45)

maltese 
I was patient, ok?

but even I have my limit

golden retriever 
what are you talking about?

maltese 
I'm talking about the fact
that you are an asshole

you are hurting your friends
you know?

we want to help you
but if you don't want us
around you just say so

golden retriever 
seokmin

I'm so sorry

maltese 
don't apologize to me

you hurt hao the most

golden retriever 
fuck 

maltese 
look if this is about
jun, forget it

I didn't say anything
to not hurt you
but after some time
even I have enough

golden retriever 
Jun?

what about jun?

maltese 
I don't know

You have to tell me!

golden retriever 
fuck, seokmin
I'm so sorry

maltese 
stop repeating yourself!

golden retriever 
...

maltese 
will you tell me now
what's wrong?

mingyu?

hey

come back

Mingyu!

haohao
(01:00)

puppy
I'm sorry

haohao
what?

you already apologized

what are you still sorry for?

I already forgave you

puppy
I'm stressed and scared

it all turned to anger
which I let out on you

haohao
why are you scared?

is everything ok?

puppy
no...

but I will manage

please don't worry

haohao
you know I will
still worry
about you, right?

puppy
yes, but I promise
you that I will be
alright

haohao
please talk with
your hyung about it

he seems to always
know what to do

puppy
yes

thank you <3

haohao
I didn't do anything

puppy
yes

you are a good friend
and you are forgiving me

haohao
of course

I care for you

puppy
thank you <3

haohao
<3

maltese 
(01:18)

golden retriever 
I talked with hao

maltese 
and?

golden retriever 
I'm sorry

maltese 
I swear to god

If you apologize
one more time
I will kill you personally

golden retriever 
hans mom is back

maltese 
oh fuck...

golden retriever 
he doesn't know

maltese 
why do I have a feeling
that it's going to
get worse?

golden retriever 
I told him he isn't
my brother

maltese 
and there it is...

golden retriever 
... after moms accident

maltese 
...

you are telling me
that you told
Jeonghan Hyung
he isn't your brother
after your mom
was involved in
a car accident?

are you out of you mind???

we know each other
since we can talk

and you never told me that??

are you mad??

oh my god

I hate you so much
right now

golden retriever 
I know...

Jeonghan told me
two days ago
that his mom
told him something
similar

she told him
that he shouldn't care
because mom and I
aren't even his real family

maltese 
god I hate this bitch

golden retriever 
me too

but I hate myself too

because I told him
the same thing

I imagine it was worse
hearing it straight from me

maltese 
that made you spiral right?

golden retriever 
yeah

maltese 
I guess hyung
never held it against you

so you shouldn't either

he knows that you were
just a child that was scared
about his mother
and angry at his brother
because he abandoned him

golden retriever 
we both know
that Jeonghan would never
abandon someone

maltese 
yes

the same way
we know that he
would never hold a grudge

talk to him about your
fears and worries

only the two of you
can solve this

and you know it

golden retriever 
yeah...

maybe you are right

I will talk to him tomorrow

he fell asleep while
we were watching a movie

maltese 
of course he did

try to sleep too

tomorrow will be
a better day

golden retriever 
thank you, seokmin<3

maltese 
next time tell me
from the start
if I have to slap senses
into you

luv u, little idiot <3

golden retriever 
luv u too, big idiot <3

Chapter Text

yang 
(06:00)

yang 
hyung

can we talk?

yin 
gyu, why are you awake?

yang 
I could ask the same

you are the one
who always complains
when you are awake
before 10am

yin 
couldn't sleep well

you?

yang 
same

too much thoughts

yin 
what do you want to
talk about? 

or should I come
to your room
and we talk there?

yang 
no

I feel more comfortable
talking here

I don't know if I can
look at you right now

yin 
what is this about?

is everything alright

Mingyu?

yang 
your mom is back
and wants to contact
you again

yin 
oh

how did you know?

yang 
I heard dad talking
to her and saying
it's your decision
since you are an adult

I don't want you to
have contact to her again

I'm afraid to lose you, hyung

11 years ago I had
the same fear

your mom came back
and wanted to have
contact

and you were so happy

you never met her before
but you were ready
to forgive her for
everything she'd done

you were always out
with her and left me alone

you didn't even talked
to me about your day
anymore

I felt abandoned by you

I was afraid you would
leave us for her 

because you don't need
two moms

well more like one bio mom
and one stepmom

I feared you'd leave us
behind

because my mom isn't
blood related to you

and your only relation
to me is through dad

I thought that wasn't
enough for you
to consider me family

I was so scared and sad

and then mom had this accident

dad took me out of school
when he got the info
that mom was in the hospital

we were there but you
weren't

I felt betrayed because
it confirmed my feelings

you abandoned mom
and I thought it would
take just a few days
until you would
abandon me too

you came, but in my eyes
it was too late

you showed your
priorities and I made
everything worse

I said all these horrible
things because I thought
it would make it easier

for the time you would
leave us

I'm so sorry 
for everything

after I learned that
she wants to see you again 
all my fears came back

I'm not this stupid child
anymore, that I was 10 years ago
but everything came back

I wouldn't even hold it
against you if you left
because of all the things
I said to you

I'm so sorry, hyung

please don't leave me

I can't lose you

don't leave me,
Jeonghan Hyung

please

yin 
I'm so sorry, mingyu

can I come to your room?

yang 
please tell me first
what you have to say

I will just cry more
if you say it to my face

yin 
alright

I'm sorry that I made
you feel this way

11 years ago
I was just a stupid teen

I hated the fact that our family
was different

I hated that all my friends
had their birth parents
and siblings around

I was jealous that
their families seemed
perfect and mine was
complicated and messy

I hated to explain
that no, mom wasn't
my birth mother but
my stepmother

I hated that I was different

don't get me wrong
I love mom and you,
you are my family
blood related or not
it doesn't matter

but as a teenager I hated
everything that made
me different from others

so when the woman
who gave birth to me
came around
I took the offer without thinking

I hoped, maybe it would
change something

I thought it would change...

I don't know

I just didn't wanted to be
different anymore

I never thought about
leaving you

I thought...

I hoped things
would change

but I never really wanted
them to change

I just wanted to feel the same
as everyone else

I wanted to feel normal

I wanted my family
to be normal
without having to
give up anyone

when dad informed me
that mom was at the hospital
I rushed to see her

but my mother stopped me
and asked me where I'm going

after I told her
she said I shouldn't bother

she said you weren't
my real family and it didn't matter

I hated her from
this moment on

of course you were
my real family

you were there for me
my whole life

she was the one
who didn't care for 14 years

I told her exactly this
and took a cab
to the hospital
to make sure mom was alright

the things you said to me
gave me the final wake up call

I didn't realized how much
I hurt you

I regretted it the moment 
you told me

but I couldn't change it
so I ran away a second time

I don't hold it against you

you were a child and
I betrayed your trust and love

I deeply regret what happened

that's the reason
I won't let it happen again

I didn't tell dad anything
because I thought about it

if I should give her a second chance

but 11 years ago already was
her second chance

she already burned her first chance
when she sabotaged
her own pregnancy with drinking,
smoking, taking drugs
just to neglect me after I was born

I'm sorry I didn't realized sooner
how much hurt I caused you

I will never abandon you again

I promise

yang 
can I come to your room?

yin 
you are always welcome

Dad 
(07:19)

Jeonghan 
good morning

Dad 
Joshua?

Mingyu?

Which of you took
Jeonhans phone again?

Jeonghan 
Whether you believe it
or not, it's me
your firstborn

Dad 
Why are you awake?

It's not even 10am

Jeonghan 
I just had some things
on my to-do-list

Dad 
And the first thing is
to message me?

Jeonghan 
Yes but no

Dad 
What?

Jeonghan 
Can you pass on
a message
to the woman
who gave birth to me?

Dad 
Of course

What do you want
to tell her

Jeonghan 
Tell her to fuck herself

Dad 
You want me
to tell your mother
to fuck herself?

Jeonghan
She's not my mother
she gave birth to me, yes
but she is not a mother to me 

Dad 
I will, tell her

How come?

Jeonghan 
She hurt Mingyu

And she doesn't care
about me, we all know this

Dad 
How did she hurt Mingyu?

Jeonghan 
He thought I would abandon
him and mom, because of her

We talked about the things
that happened, when she
came back for the first time

We both needed this talk

I don't want someone like this
again in our lives

Dad 
I don't want to tell you
that this is a good choice
but you already know
what I think about her

I'm proud of you

Jeonghan 
Thank you dad

I know, I will regret it
if I let her again
be part of my life

Dad 
I am sorry, that
I can't change that

Jeonghan 
It's not your fault

You did your best

Look where we are now,
we are a happy blended family

Dad 
You are right

I'm so proud of you

I will relay your message

Take care, Jeonghan

I love you

Jeonghan 
love you too, dad

See you

Chapter Text

god of music 
(13 people)
(15:39)

tall af 
you killed my sheep

coups 
what?

pigeon 
what sheep?

tall af 
my favorite sheep

what gives you the right
to deal a pain so deep

don't you know that pain
you sow is pain you reap? 

time to drink

your blood over where
you stand

your life now is in my hand

before I'm done

you will learn that it's not
so fun to take

you came to my home
to steal

but now you'll become
my meal

a trade you see? 

take from you, like you
took from me

tiger 
there's been a misunderstanding

we never came here to steal

but now that I see
we've done some damage

maybe you and I can
make a deal

thomas 
I'll give you our finest
treasure

so long as we leave alive

loud and dramatic af 
you can keep the
world's best tasting wine

woozi 
what the fuck
is going on?

baby 
I don't know

but I'm scared

tall af 
wine?

loud and dramatic af 
have a drink!

one sip and you'll understand

tiger 
the power that's
in your hands

a wine so fresh

you'd never wanna
eat human flesh again

thomas
then we shall be
on our way

no bloodshed
in here today

a trade you see?

a gift from you
and a gift from me

prince 
glug glug glug

tall af 
HAHAHAHA

tiger
jun, did I ever told you
how much I love you 😂

tall af 
Ahh

I'd like to thank you

stranger, what's your name?

thomas 
my name is noobody

nooobody

noooooobody

tall af 
nobody

for you gift I want
to reply

loud and dramatic af 
I'm so glad we see
eye to eye 👁️

tall af 
yes

you shall be the final man
to die

tiger 
what?

WATCH OUT!

8 
Po-ly-phe-mus

Po-ly-phe-mus

tiger 
my brothers

the rest of our fleet
they wait at the beach

and if we're defeated
they're good as dead

straight ahead

that who we're fighting

8 
Polyphemus

loud and dramatic af
no backup

no chance for support
so draw out your swords

our foe must be thwarted
right here and now

show me how
great is will to survive

thomas 
six hundred lives at stake

it's just one life to take

and when we kill him
then our journey's over

tiger 
no dying on me now

defeat is not allowed

we must live through this day
so fight, fight, fight

loud and dramatic af 
surround him

8 
surround him!

loud and dramatic af 
attak from behind
keep distance in mind

and stay in his blind spot

and strike the heels

8 
strike the heels!

tiger 
show him that
we're deadly

8 
ha, ha!

tiger
exhaust him

8 
exhaust him

tiger 
don't let him get close

he's strong but he's slow

he can't land a blow
if we're out of reach

find a breach

stand up and fight
for your lives

thomas 
six hundred lives at stake

it's just one life to take

and when we kill him
then our journey's over

8 
push forward

thomas 
no dying on me now

defeat is not allowed

we must live through this day
so fight, fight, fight

prince 
aaaaaahhhhhh

roar

aaaaahhhh

roar

whoomph 

"normal one" 
Captain

loud and dramatic 
you killed Joshua??

tiger 
noooo

thomas 
Hyung!

tall af
enough

8 
he's got a club

he's got a club!

prince 
whoomph

"normal one" 
what are our orders?

Captain?

Captain!

prince 
whoomph

tall af 
you've hurt me enough

six hundreds lives I'll take 

six hundreds lives I'll break

and when I kill you
then my pain is over

you're dying here and now 

escape is not allowed

you won't live through this day
now diiiiiieeeeee, diiiiieeee

prince 
bang

"normal one" 
Captain!  

Captain!

CAPTAIN!

tiger 
we must move quickly
we don't have much time

he didn't notice
i mixed lotus in his wine

mark my words now
this is not the end

"normal one" 
but captain
what'll we do with
our fallen friends?

loud and dramatic af 
remember them

when the fire begins
to fade

for the fallen and afraid

we are not to let them
diiieeee in vain

thomas 
remember them!

we're the ones who
carry on

the flames of those
who've gone

and our comrades
will not die in vain

tiger 
I need all our hands
on this club

this how we're getting
out of here

use your swords
and sharpen the stub

and turn it to a giant spear

8 
Let's kill him

loud and dramatic af 
his body is blocking the path

if we kill him
we'll be stuck inside

"normal one" 
Captain
where do we attack him?

tiger 
we gotta stab him in the eye

8 
yes sir!

"normal one" 
remember them

when the fire begins
to fade

for the fallen and afraid

we are not to let them
die in vain

thomas
remember them!

we're the ones who
carry on

the flames of those
who've gone

and our comrades
will not die in vain

tiger 
NOW!

prince 
roar

tiger 
SCATTER!

game boi 
who hurts you?

tiger 
YES

I'VE TURNED WONU

"normal one" 
there are more of them?

game boi 
who hurts you?

loud and dramatic af 
hide

game boi 
who hurts you?

"normal one" 
Captain, we should run

tiger 
wait

game boi 
who hurts you?

"normal one" 
Captain please

tiger 
wait

tall af 
it was noooobody

noooobody

game boi 
if nobody hurts you
be silent!

tall af 
don't go

thomas 
let's grab the sheep
and away we go

angel 
Have you forgotten
the lessons I taught you?

He's still a threat until
he's dead

Finish it

thomas 
no

angel 
No?

thomas 
what good would
killing do?

when mercy is a skill

more of this world could
learn to use

loud and dramatic af 
my friend is dead
our foe is blind

the blood we shed
it never dries

is this what it means
to be a warrior of the mind?

angel 
Don't!

tiger 
Hey cyclops!

when we met
I led with peace

while you fed your
inner beast

but my comrades will
not die in vain

thomas 
remember them

the next time that you dare
choose not to spare

remember them

remember us

remember me

I'm the reigning king
of Ithaca

I am neither man
nor mythical

I am your darkest moment

I am the infamous

ODYSSEUS

woozi 
ugh

you really wrote this
musical out?

tiger
yes! 😁

and I'm really proud
of this teamwork

baby 
what musical?

coups 
that was the odyssey, right?

loud and dramatic af 
yes

there is this really
good musical concept
of the odyssey

soon, kwan and I
kinda infected everyone
with it

baby 
odysseus

was that the one
who had to do
these quests?

thomas 
no

odysseus is the one
who comes back home
from war after 20 years

the one you think of
is heracles

pigeon 
oh, I know this one

the son of zeus
who fought against
the titans and
defeated hades in the end

loud and dramatic 
gyu, you are studying
to become a doctor, right?

kwans eye is twitching weirdly...

prince
HAHAHA

vernon, run

I have the feeling
that seungkwan is
going to murder you

pigeon 
why?

was it wrong
what I said?

thomas 
YES!!

angel 
calm down, kwannie

and to answer you, vernon

yes

you know heracles
or hercules what he is
wrongly called sometimes
from the disney movie, right?

there are few things wrong
with this movie

first of all, the greek gods
fought against the titans

long before most of the
mythologies happened

including the mythology of
heracles among others

second, hades isn't a bad guy

mostly he is just doing
his task and doesn't get
involved with the other gods

tiger 
making hades the bad guy
was one of the worst
things in this movie

coups 
you seem to know
some things about
greek mythology
jeonghan

angel 
oh (￣▽￣)"

I was really interested
in this mythology
when I was a kid

some things stayed
over the years

coups 
would you mind
teaching me some of it?

it sounds really interesting

angel 
you want me
to teach you
greek mythology?

coups 
yes

I mean 

as long as you
are comfortable with it

angel 
yeah

I would be happy
to teach you

Chapter Text

Angel <3 
(08:45)

Joshuji 
good morning, beautiful <3

I bought breakfast
for you and gyu

it's on the counter
in the kitchen

Angel <3 
good morning to you too <3

I told you already
a hundred times 
you are the real
angel in this friendship

Joshuji 
everything for you
princess

Angel <3 
you are being cheesy again

Joshuji 
you smiled though

Angel <3 
stop it

Joshuji 
I know, you are blushing

Angel <3 
shut up

Joshuji
love you too

so

do you have plans tonight?

Angel <3 
what?

Joshuji 
it's been a long time
since we did anything,
just the two of us

I thought maybe we could
go out for dinner

this new restaurant
finally opened

Angel <3 
oh

today?

Joshuji 
yeah, I thought
today would be
a good day

I don't have classes tomorrow
and yours start at noon

why?

do you have plans?

Angel <3 
yes, I do

Jihoon asked last week
in the gym bros chat
do you remember?

Joshuji 
oh

that's today?

Angel <3 
yes...

but I can cancel

it wouldn't make 
a difference if I'm there
or not

don't worry

Joshuji 
don't cancel, please

you were looking forward
to meet Seungcheol

don't cancel this, because of me

Angel <3 
are you sure?

I wanted to ask you anyway
if it's okay for you
that we are meeting Seungcheol

Joshuji 
why are you asking?

Angel <3 
I don't know

I felt bad, considering
your past

Joshuji 
Han, it's not that
big of a deal

aside from that,
I can't dictate your life

it's your decision who
you're meeting and befriending

Angel <3 
but you are my best friend

my soulmate

my better half

I'm always on your side

if you feel uncomfortable
with Seungcheol
then I won't go

I feel horrible
doing something
that would upset you

Joshuji 
thank you

but don't worry
about me

it's your life

it's important what
you want
not what others tell you

promise me, you won't ever
listen to others, who try
to change you

Angel <3 
I promise you

Joshuji 
Good

my professor is here

tell me, how
your meet up went

love you, han <3

Angel <3 
I will

love you too, shuji <3

wonu 
(09:50)

shua 
god, I hate Choi Seungcheol

wonu 
lol, same

shua 
...

every time I try to
vent to you about someone
you are like this

and I can't even argue
because your experience
with this person is so much worse

I hate you sometimes

wonu 
:)

My dear friend Joshua,
what did Choi do
to upset you again?

are you happy now?

shua 
no...

but I will take this chance

wonu 
ugh

shua 
this asshole was asking
if he can join our group
in the gym

and everyone was happy
and like "of course
you can, we already love you"

I didn't realized that this was today
and asked Jeonghan if he wants
to go out with me

wonu 
wait hold up

you asked your boytoy
to go out with you?

like a date?

wow, that's progress

shua 
first of all don't call him
my boytoy

what's wrong with you?

second, yes I asked him out

but he thinks it's just something
between friends

wonu 
oh

that must be frustrating

shua 
it is

sometimes I just want
to shake him
and scream at him
how much I love him

but most of the time
I want to kiss him, show
him through my actions
my love for him

I want to take him
in my arms and protect him
from the world

wonu 
you are gone...

we lost you...

shua 
maybe

but it doesn't matter

he is out today with the
"gym bros" 🙄

wonu 
and why aren't you
with them?

if it's because of Choi
you are stupid

shua 
I can't because of my classes

wonu 
then I don't understand

you would be free
for Jeonghan in the evening

your plans don't even
collide

shua 
yes they do

normally after being there
we are going out to eat and drink

wonu 
and why aren't you
joining them later
for this part?

shua 
because

I didn't thought about it

wonu 
so you were just
dramatic without
a reason

shua 
...

be ready at 6pm

wonu 
what?

no

I didn't agree to join you

shua 
too bad

you are now

Chapter Text

bullshits
(3 people)
(19:00)

soon 
boo come here
and bring vernon with you

soon shared a location 

boo 
what?

what's going on?

soonyoung?

hyung?

seokmin, are you there?

hey, don't ignore me

tell me what's going on

ugh

fine, I'm coming

but if I end up dead
it's your fault

tea 🍵 
(19:00)

pizza 🍕
hao, come here
and bring jun with you

pizza 🍕 shared a location

tea 🍵 
what?

why?

pizza 🍕
just come

it's a surprise

tea 🍵 
I don't trust you

we are on our way - jun

pizza 🍕
thank you jun hyung

god of music 
(13 people)
(23:10)

woozi 
I never realized
how many 13 people are

tiger 
same

but it was really fun

angel 
did everyone get home safely?

thomas 
yes hyung

thank you for your concern

you are so sweet
in real life (❤️‿❤️)

8 
JUN

you really gave
everyone these emojis??

prince 
hihi ヾ(≧ ▽ ≦)ゝ

game boi 
it's kind of weird
to be able to put a
person to the messages now

coups 
I thought I was
the only one
who felt like this

baby
I'm still a bit confused
how almost everyone
knows everyone

I mean since when
do Mingyu Hyung and
Wonwoo Hyung know each other??

tall af 
that's what confuses you? 

game boi 
it's not an interesting
story

we just both attended
a programing class

and had to work
together a few times

loud and dramatic af
programing class?

Kim Mingyu in a
programing class?

wtf

tall af 
jungkook forced me
because he wanted
to admire his crush

he dropped the class
halfway through

loud and dramatic af 
yep, that sounds like kook

pigeon 
and the others?

kwan never told me
how booseoksoon
met :(

thomas 
EXCUSE ME

you never asked

I would have told you

tiger 
he never told you

what a shame

thomas 
are you listening?

he never asked!

loud and dramatic af 
a shame

it's a good story

tall af 
it's not...

Doyun ignored me
and blamed me in the end

loud and dramatic af 
be quit, that is not about you

tall af 
hyung

seokmin is mean again

angel 
mingyu...

tall af 
I DID NOTHING WRONG

loud and dramatic af 
hehe

hyung loves me more

angel 
be nice seokmin

loud and dramatic af 
yes, hyung 🫡

8 
are you telling us now
how you met 
or do you want to
continue bickering?

tiger 
ok, ok

I'm telling the story

woozi 
seungkwan please tell us

I don't trust soon or
seokmin

tiger 
you are breaking
my heart, jihoon 💔

thomas 
some schools had
this project going on
where you could be
paired with some random
students from other schools 

we wrote letters to
each other and started
friendships
across the whole country

it was really fun

someone messed up
with our letters and
somehow we became a trio

normally it should have
been just two students
writing each other
but we made it work
with us three

the funny thing is
nobody of us even realized
we weren't the same age
til soon graduated

prince 
how could you not
realize?

loud and dramatic af 
we thought, they put
same aged students
together

angel 
you did?

but you know
that hyungwon is
a year older than me

loud and dramatic af 
oh god, your right

I never thought about this

"normal one" 
hyungwon?

chae hyungwon?

he was paired with you?

angel 
yes

we met for the first time
a year after he graduated

we met again here at
university

he asked me out here too

tall af 
worst time ever

loud and dramatic af 
I second that

angel 
stop being mean

both of you

loud and dramatic af 
sorry hyung

but even my mom asked
if you are serious with him

and you know my mom

he was awful

tall af 
absolutely

tiger 
wait

if it was hyungs first semester
than most of us weren't
here at this time

what happened?

angel 
just a bad break up

it's nothing serious anymore

tall af 
you mean a bad relationship... 

angel 
mingyu, stop it

"normal one" 
he is right though

it was a disaster

angel 
can we stop talking
about it?

it's over

which means it's not
important anymore

loud and dramatic af 
sorry hyung :(

tall af 
sorry hyung :(

pigeon 
that was awkward...

coups 
does anyone else
has an interesting
story to tell?

8 
I don't have a story
but I want to hear one

how was the gym group
formed?

like I knew that mingyu,
seokmin and soonyoung
were part of it

and mingyu mentioned
that his bother and
his best friend are
part of it too

but I don't understand
how chan and jihoon hyung
are part of this?

woozi 
I don't know myself

I just ended between
this chaos without
my consent

coups 
he looks dead inside...

tiger 
too many people today

it totally drained him

but to answer you minghao

I'm really glad that you asked

8 
I kinda regret it now

tiger 
NOO

tall af 
it was actually just
a coincidence that we met

when I joined this
university
Jeonghan Hyung,
Joshua Hyung and I 
moved in together

and because I was new
in the city Joshua Hyung
offered me to take me
with him to the gym
he is a member of

but because we were
a bit awkward at the time
I dragged seokmin along

loud and dramatic af 
I never worked out before...

"normal one" 
and it made it more awkward
because I I didn't knew
mingyu well nor seokmin

so I dragged the sweet
kid that jeonhan adopted
along

baby 
that's me

thomas 
but you are younger
than seokmin? 

when this was
seokmins and mingyus
first semester
how did you know
jeonghan hyung?

angel
I tutored high-school students
to afford the rent

game boi 
is that part of the
"jeonghan is doting on
every cute kid he meets" 
thing? 

"normal one"
yes

angel 
moving on!

mingyu tell the
end of the story

tall af 
of course hyung

so the four of us
went regularly to the gym
and one day we met
soonyoung and jihoon
by chance

and because seokmin
and soonyoung knew
each other, they joined us 

thomas 
and the others just know
each other because of
childhood friendships?

pigeon 
we just met here

thomas 
or because you met here

"normal one" 
yeah, I think so

Jeonghan and I
were assigned as
roommates and
became best friends

game boi 
Joshua and I went
to the same high-school

tall af 
you did?

you never told me
about this

"normal one" 
whoever you mean...

but it wasn't important

I didn't even knew
that you knew wonwoo

tall af 
yeah, your right

tiger
I have still a question

how did minghao join
your 97-line?

loud and dramatic af 
because he was born
in this year too?

8 
I was assigned as
dongmins roommate
and we really hit it off

so he asked me if I wanted
to make some other friends here

and then he introduced me
to this mess

tall af 
thank you...

8 
*lovely mess

loud and dramatic af 
<3

prince 
ahem

loud and dramatic af 
oh come on

that's not even the worst
I send hao

prince 
what do you mean?

tall af 
oh god, please
don't remind me
of the nudes

angel
excuse me??

prince 
what han hyung said

EXCUSE ME?!?!

loud and dramatic af 
hey, these were good ones 

"normal one" 
I don't even dare to ask 

but why did you send nudes?

loud and dramatic af 
because I wanted their opinion

and to my defense 
that wasn't even
the worst that was
send in this group

woozi 
how is that a defense??

8
I hate to say it
but he is right

prince 
I heard enough

hao you are leaving
this group!

8 
make me...

pigeon 
uh, kinky

8 
that wasn't even close
to being kinky

tall af 
yeah, hao knows
what kinky is...

prince 
you told them???

thomas 
told them what?

I want to know

angel 
No!

you are all too young
for this

prince 
I'm just a year younger
than you

8 
I'm the same age
as your brother

angel 
too young!

tiger 
hehe

that almost looks
like soon young

hehe

thomas 
soon, did vernon
gave you something?

tiger 
no?

what do you mean?

thomas 
nothing, just asking

angel 
no no no

what do you mean
seungkwan?

"normal one"
don't say a word

or hannie gets a heart attack 

Chapter Text

god of music 
(13 people)
(08:35)

baby
where are you guys?

I thought we planed to
meet up for a hangover
breakfast? 

tiger 
we are at the cafe

where are you?

baby 
I'm at the cafe too

I don't see you

prince
I see you, chan

turn around

loud and dramatic af 
Every now and then,
I get a little bit lonely
When you're never comin′ 'round

baby 
...

I still don't see you

8 
turn around!

loud and dramatic af 
Every now and then,
I get a little bit tired
Of listening to
the sound of my tears

baby 
where the fuck are you?

tiger 
turn around

loud and dramatic af
Every now and then,
I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all the years
have gone by

thomas 
turn around

loud and dramatic af 
Every now and then,
I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look
in your eyes

baby
I feel like
you are making fun of me

thomas 
oh we absolutely do that

coups 
I don't see you
but maybe it will
help you
to look for an
over dramatic boy
who interprets
silently
total eclipse of the heart
by Bonnie Tyler

baby 
AH

that's seokmin hyung

I thought someone is
trying to keep bees
away from their food

loud and dramatic af 
thank you...

I feel appreciated

8 
he doesn't

he looks really disappointed
in you, chan

hyung 
(08:52)

baby 
hyung?

where are you?

everyone is at the cafe
except for you, shua hyung and
gyu hyung?

are you still sleeping?

god of music 
(13 people)
(13:08)

tall af 
oh god

we totally overslept

woozi 
you really slept
til now?

tall af 
the hyungs are still
sleeping...

loud and dramatic af 
I'm not even surprised

pigeon 
I just realized yesterday
jeonghan and mingyu
are brothers

thomas 
ugh

tall af 
really vernon?

what did you think
is the reason that
we live together?

pigeon 
I don't know

I thought you were
really close

or in a relationship

I wouldn't be surprised

jeonghan is stunning

thomas 
are you high?

pigeon
yeah

why?

thomas 
I could tell...

pigeon 
??

baby 
OH!!

Hannie Hyung is not here
so we can talk about
these topics

woozi 
no you can't

you are too young

tall af 
what the fuck?

you sounded just
like hyung

tiger 
did jeonghan hyung
possessed you
while he is asleep?

woozi 
oh god

I really sounded
like him

fuck it

we are talking about topics
he doesn't approve of

baby 
HELL YEAH

8 
what do you even want
to talk about
that you are so
scared of hyung?

baby 
kinks

8 
why did I even ask?

loud and dramatic af 
don't play innocent hao

you started it yesterday

8 
I started nothing!

You exposed me!

baby 
which leads me
to my question

what kinks do you have
that made Jun Hyung
react this way??

prince
what the fuck, chan?

why should we tell you??

baby 
but you told mingyu hyung
and seokmin hyung

prince 
that was hao

8 
and just because
I told them
doesn't mean
I will tell you

prince 
you shouldn't have
told them in the first place

8 
can you stop?

angel 
Jun is right

you shouldn't have told them
without talking with Jun first

you talked about a
very intimate matter
with your friends 

a matter that should
stay between you and
your partner only

if it's okay with
your partner
than it's fine to talk about it

but it's not fine
talking about it
without your partners okay

you could really hurt
him with these actions

8 
I'm sorry

I didn't realized how
much damage I caused

I'm sorry for talking 
about this

prince 
that's sweet
of you hyung

and thank you hao

but don't worry
I'm not upset

I know that hao
is bragging about me

and as long as he is bragging
I know I'm doing something right
to satisfy him ;)