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Hi guys umm u wants cocopowdr rite ok i do Btw i no hit undyne the undying!

Ok ill just narrate now

Chara wakes up sweating "That was just a dream... It's ok you're ok its all fine" Chara franticly tries to calm herself down with soothing words but it doesn't help she needs to talk to someone even though she won't admit it to anyone.

As she racks her mind for who she could tell she goes through the list of people, Toriel and Asgore went missing, Flowey wouldn't get it, She WILL NOT tell Clover so...

"I have to ask Frisk for help don't I"

Chara slowly saunters over to Frisk's room trying to seem normal to everyone else

"Howdy! Now where are You Going?" FLowey pops out of the earth teasing Chara as he knows she has to have some sort of secret.

"Fuck off Azzy"

Friendliness pellets surround Chara as Flowey's Eyes darken "You know I told you never to call me that again. MY NAME IS FLOWEY! FLOWEY DAMNIT!"

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEY GET OVER HERE WHY THE FUCK D I HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR JUST CUZ I KILLED 3% OF ALL DOCTERS THEY WERE PERVERTS! CAN U HELP

"I gotta go but remember NEVER call me by That name again" Flowey spits before shuddering and popping into the ground.

As Chara is about to enter Frisk's room her phone buzzes

Literl God- ur welcome

ChocoLuver99- wdym

Literl God- Ik what ur secret is i am the riter btw i didn't need help i just instacure lmfao

ChocoLuver99-Wha I I don't Have a secret!

Literl God- U like CLover its so fucking obvious

ChocoLuver99 Logged off

Literl God-LMFAO

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllo there Chara~ Now why would you take your precious time and waste it on lil old me?" Frisk teases.

Chara shows clear annoyance before snapping "OK NOW YOU'RE ONE TO TALK MR I CAN'T EVEN USE MAGIC AND I CAN't EVEN DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE."

Frisk feigns crying while shouting dramaticly "Oh woe is me I have been insulted with the most low hanging fruit weakness about myself my life is now ruined!"

Frisk stops fake crying before turning to Chara "If You're just going to tease me get out of my damn room"

Chara blushes a little while saying "N-no I actually had something I wanted to talk about"

Frisk grins Mischievously "Ooooooooooooooooooooooh It' a secret isn't it I bet it's a big fat juicy secret."

Chara looks even more embarrassed as she mumbles "You uh know a lot about asking someone out right? Y-you did i-it a lot in the Undergr-"

Frisk starts excitedly spouting words "OMG YOU HAVE A CRUSH WHO IS HE OR SHE LIKE WHAT ARE THEY LIKE WH-"

I JUST KILLED SOMEONE CUZ OF UR RAMBLIN STFU

"... So that just happened." They both say synchronized.

Chara continues to mumble "S-so you know that kid Clover um Clover (I Haven't decided on momleet or momroba yet ill edit this later lmfao)"

Frisk immeadiatly says "Done" And walks out of their room

Chara follows mumbling "I really hope this works..."

So thats it for now ill update soon :D

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As Chara followed Frisk she was interrupted by a snarky "I will Not be having you ask anyone out looking like that" from siFrk yea i jumbled it cry abt it(Actually don't cry u should love urself and be happy)

"W-what I don't look terrible!" and that was true! I think?????(Athor does not know anything abt hygene and showers once a week also never touches grass)

So uh Chara does Hygene stuff next pls use ur imagination and like say ur takes or sum shit and maybe ill replace this line with that cuz I have no clue abt hygine YEA I SPELT IT DIFFERENT BUT STILL WRONG CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ABT IT(Actually don't cry u should love urself and be happy)

Chara re-exits the house looking better than before(Give me details and ill add them please i cant do hygine)

"Better now?" Chara Impatiently remarks

Frisk smirks before saying "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I could do better but it's acceptable I guess"

Chara Is fuming at this point but can't think of anything to retort with due to embarrassment

Clover is sitting down thinking about the difference from justice and jaundice when he hears a knock on his door. He suddenly jumps up and goes to answer it.

I am behind the door and start saying Minecrap movie quotes at a frequency of 999 quotes per second

I get bored and leave

5 Hours later----------

Chara and Frisk arive at Clovers house and knock on the door.

Both hear a "I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN MR CHICKEN JOCKEY FUCK OFF!"

Oooooooooooooooh fuck U guys need coacopowder okay 1 sec

FACTORY LOAD=TRUE

Clover is sitting down thinking about the difference from justice and jaundice when he hears a knock on his door. He suddenly jumps up and goes to answer it.

I am behind the door and give free gunpowder

5 Hours later----------

Chara and Frisk arive at Clovers house and knock on the door.

Clover gets up and goes to answer it

At the last second Frisk runs off saying "Good Luck I know you can do it!!!"

Before Chara can yell at iFrks Clover opens the door

"Oh hey Pardner what brings ya here today?" Clover greets Chara with a essence of friendliness on his face.

Chara would look coll to the normal eye but a tiny blush already forms on their cheeks

"U-um I-i-i uh"

She wants to ask u out

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!?!??!"

The readers need Coacopowder cry abt it

I tp away to a random underfell universe cuz y not

Clover seems a little bit shocked at what I had just said before saying in a quiet voice "Is that true?"

Chara who is cosplaying as sans blood on genocide Shakily responds with a small "Y-yeah"

Clover takees a second before taking a small breath they shakily response with----------------

BEFORE THE BIG REVEAL MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO ABSOLUTLY NOBODY LOVE YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clover takees a second before taking a small breath they shakily response with "Well that's a relief Because... I was trying to build the confidence to ask that myself..."

OK FINNALY THIS WORKS OUT YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY DIFFERENT LINES AND PERSONALITYS I TRIED FOR THIS TO WORK I'M FINNALY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"So uhhh when do ya wanna do it?" CLover asks with a relived voice.

Chara Stammers for a minut before saying "Ummm 5:00 tommorow?"(FORESHADOWING ON THE RELEASE DATE OF NEXT CHAPTER?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

Clover Grows a big smile and says "Sure That'd be Great!"

Meanwhile

So... Assasin what is you're plan for dealing with the skelebros and that lesbian fish

"I will kill them myself"

Are you ready? I know you might be still traumatized from last time

"I'm ready, I just need three other RMT's too help me."

Ok then good luck...

L-l-l-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell oooh mamacita now your ringing the bell crispy and juicy now you're havin a snack oooh super spicy it's a lavaaaaaaaa ataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

See ya tommorow lads!