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Wouldn't You Like a Taste of Me

Summary:

MODERN DAY - HERMES POV - Hermes x Tiresias are living in New York together, after mail carriers took over Hermes' job, and theres Heaven and Hell, not an underworld. The two are 'just friends', until they both realize it might be more then that.

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Hi guys!! Modern day, Hermes POV! Comment what you want to happen next :)

Chapter 1: My Best Friend is a Clingy Sleeper

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Being a god is pretty fun, until you have something called responsibilities. I hate those things. Being Zeus’ personal messenger is fun but infuriating. It’s always ‘Hermes do this’ and ‘Hermes do that’. Like, I don’t want to, asshole.

I love to take walks on Earth in my mortal form. But seeing mail carriers? Fuck no. That’s my job! Jerks. Anyways!

My friend Tiresias retired from his job in the underworld when the concept of God and Jesus came into play, and people went to Heaven and Hell. We got an apartment together in New York, and it’s been pretty fun! Despite the fact that he’s blind, it’s pretty easy to live with him.

“Hermes! Wake up, sleepyhead!” Tiresias shook me awake, annoyingly. I looked over at the clock, letting out an exasperated sigh.

“What… Tiresias, it’s five in the morning…” I grumbled, pulling the pillow over my head. “Go back to sleep.” Tiresias sighed, tugging the pillow away from me. He’s such a clingy guy. It’s annoying at times, but also adorable for a grown, and dead, man to be like this.

“But I can’t sleep…” He protested. I looked up at him, his blank eyes staring down at me. It used to be intimidating, but now I’m used to it. I sighed, pulling him into my arms, hugging him.

“Sleep. Or at least shut up and let me sleep…” I mumbled into his hair, closing my eyes. He nodded, snuggling against me. I don’t know why, but suddenly I felt my face heat up from the close contact. I pushed the feeling down, trying to go to sleep again.

I woke up a few hours later, to find Tiresias still asleep against me. His head was resting on my chest, his mouth open slightly. It was cute, if I’m being honest. I knew he didn’t sleep well much, so I let him stay asleep against me. I gently ran a hand through his hair, trying to figure out why I suddenly found my friend so cute.

Tiresias shifted slightly, waking up. He yawned, nuzzling his head against me. I blushed slightly, and I was glad he was blind for once.

“Morning, sleep well…?” I asked. He nodded, yawning.

“Yep! You’re warm and comfy to sleep on. I’m doing this every night now.” He stated, not even hesitating. I chuckled nervously, but nodded.

“Alrighty, ‘long as you don’t wake me up every night.” He chuckled, nodding. He sat up, and I followed. I fixed my hair, and the feathers on my wings. Tiresias pulled on his hoodie, grabbing his magic staff thingy. I pulled a sweater on, flying over to Tiresias, trying to sneak up on him. He dodged me easily, chuckling.

“I may be blind, but you need to stop forgetting I’m also a prophet.” Tiresias remarked. I groaned, laughing.

“You’re boring~! Let me have some fun!” I flew at him, tackling him onto the bed in a hug. We both laughed, before I realized I was on top of him. I quickly got off, rubbing my neck awkwardly. He luckily didn’t seem to care, sitting back up.

“You want breakfast?” He asked. I nodded, before remembering he couldn’t see that.

“Y-yeah. I’ll make it though. Last time I let you cook, you nearly burnt the place down,” I replied. He laughed, punching my arm playfully. I let out a fake yell of pain, dramatically falling onto the floor. He stifled a laugh, grinning. “Ow, Tiresias. I’m hurt, and you’re laughing? How rude.” I teased, and he reached down and helped me up. I might have imagined it, but he held my hand for a second longer than normal. What was going on between us?

“I’ll go make breakfast… Eggs and Bacon sound good…?” I asked, trying to sound like my heart wasn’t racing. Tiresias nodded, and I was surprised to see that his cheeks were also tinted pink. I didn’t comment on it, just flying to the kitchen to make breakfast. What the hell was going on…

Chapter 2: He didn't see THAT coming

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After Tiresias and I ate, his lazy ass went and fell asleep on the couch. It’s amusing. He eats, sleeps during the day, then can’t sleep at night. I sat next to him, pulling him onto my lap, wrapping my arms around him. He remained asleep, snoring softly. I played with his hair, braiding the long chocolate brown strands. I made sure the braids were tiny, so it would take him forever to take them out. Haha, I’m such a good friend.

After a few hours, Tiresias woke up. He mumbled something incoherent, swatting my hand away.

“Hermes? What in the name of the gods…?” Tiresias murmured. I laughed.

“What~?” I teased back. “I’m just giving you a makeover!” Tiresias groaned.

“Seriously? Another damn makeover? You’re going to be the death of me, Hermes.”

“But you’re already dead.”

“I’ll be double-dead then.”

“Nope. You’re stuck with me.” I pulled him closer, wrapping my arms around his waist. He chuckled, nudging me playfully, before he got up. He stretched, before ruffling my hair. “Hey, watch it!” I protested.

“Sorry, can’t do that, Hermey.” He shrugged, a smile tugging at his lips.

“Don’t call me that, Tires.”

“That's worse!” He laughed, before walking to the window, sitting on the windowsill. I knew he wasn’t going to fall, but it always made me extremely worried. I walked over, sitting next to him. He leaned into me, and my heart fluttered. I put an arm around him, resting my head on his.

“Tiresias?” I asked, but paused. He said it at the exact same time. “Oh my gods, stop!” Once again. I laughed, rolling my eyes. “Tiresias! I’m being serious!” He laughed teasingly, grinning.

“Ah, I’m Tiresias, I see everything!” We said at the same time. Without thinking twice, I cup his face, and kiss him softly. After a moment, I pull back, resting my forehead on his. “Bet you didn’t see that one coming, darling~” I teased softly. His cheeks were pink, and he looked away, covering his mouth with a few fingers.

“You just… Kissed me…” He mumbled. I sighed softly, realizing that I did in fact, just kiss my best friend.

“Yeah… was that okay, or…?” My heart was racing. Did I just mess up our friendship? Oh gods…

“Do it again.” I froze. Did I hear that right?

“‘Scuse me?”

“I said do it again.” Holy Moly… He wanted me to do it again. I gently pulled him in, and kissed him. It was soft. Gentle. He put a hand on my shoulder, leaning into it. The wings on my head fluttered slightly, and I let out a soft sigh into his mouth. We eventually pulled back for air, and I smiled like a damn teenage girl in a Disney movie.

“You’re an… Amazing kisser.” I muttered. Tiresias blushed.

“I am not!” He protested.

“Yes you are.”

“Am not!” Idiot. But my idiot. I pulled him in and kissed him again, still soft and gentle. He gasped, kissing back. Gods… This was going to be a fun night.

Chapter 3: Make Out Session ~

Summary:

Part of this chapter was inspired by "My Dark Romeo" :D

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Tiresias pulled me onto my bed, his lips not leaving mine. I gasped against him, struggling to hold back. I knew he was shy, and I didn’t know how far he’d go. He pulled back slightly, panting. Fuck… he is so hot… He pressed against me, muttering softly.

“H-Hermes…” Oh… My… Gods… hearing my name come out of his mouth like that nearly had me break. “Don’t hold back-” I snapped. I forced my tongue into his mouth, grabbing his hands and pinning them above his head. He let out a whimper of pleasure, moaning softly. He wrapped his legs around my waist, pulling my hips onto him. Shit… He could definitely feel how hard I am. I tangled my fingers in his hair, the tiny braids giving me an easy grip. I pulled back slightly for air, a string of saliva connecting our mouths. I went back in for another kiss, but Tiresias gently pushed me back.

“Hermes- I need a sec-” He breathed. I nodded, pulling away.

“Of course…” I sat up, sitting on the edge of the bed.

He tugged me in, cuddling me. We both fell asleep soon after.

—

I sat up with a yawn, and Tiresias sat on my lap. I was still hard, and pretty sure he could tell. I started unbraiding his hair, and he occasionally shifted against me. It didn’t help with my growing pain at all.

“Hold still, Tiresias! How hard can it be?” Tiresias smirked.

“Oh, very hard.” I felt my face heat up. I was sure I looked like a tomato.

“Oh my gods-” I muttered, before getting the last braid out. He shifted against me again, smirking. “Are you going to fuck me?? Or just keep rubbing against me?” I hissed.

“Hm…” He pretended to consider it. “I think I like teasing you.” I let out an involuntary whimper, trying to get any contact. Tiresias sat up, smirking. I knew that look.

“What are you planning-” I muttered. Before I knew it, he somehow managed to pull something out of thin air. “What-” He grabbed me, and flipped me so I was on my stomach. Before I knew it, he had shoved something up inside of me. I gasped, letting out a moan of pleasure. “W-what’s this- ngh~?” I whimpered. Tiresias smirked.

Before I knew it, whatever Tiresias put inside of me started vibrating. I moaned, grabbing the sheets. It was enough to keep me hard, but not enough for me to find release.

“Be a good boy and wear that all day, will you~?” I jolted, shocked.

“W-wait, what-!? Tiresias, you don’t actually want me to- a-ah~!” I flinched in pleasure, the wings on my head flattening against me. I looked up at him, and he was smirking.

“Come on, Hermes,” He teased. “I can’t see you, so be sure to be extra vocal~” I tried to stay quiet, but he turned the vibrations up, causing me to let out a loud moan. I clasped my hand over my mouth, letting out soft moans repeatedly. I looked up at him, panting, his grin smug as hell. Gods…

I jolted awake, to find Tiresias sitting next to me and hugging my arm.

“Hermes? You were making weird noises in your sleep…” I realized that the whole thing was a dream. I chuckled, leaning against him.

“Heh, just had a dream… I’m alright…” He nodded, kissing my head. Why did that dream feel so realistic…? His hair was even unbraided.

Chapter 4: Morning Snack ;)

Summary:

yum yum

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“Hermessss!!” Tiresias ran up behind me, tackling me in a hug. I stumbled, catching myself, letting out a breath.

"Tiresias! Gods… What is it?” He rested his head on my shoulder, his blank eyes glowing a soft yellow. It was so cute, his eyes reflected his strong emotions. Yellow meant happiness and excitement.

"Wanna go get breakfast somewhere?” He asked, leaning into me. He is so adorable sometimes. Well, all the time.

"Yeah, sure, I’d love to.” He smiled, leaning in and kissing my cheek. My wings fluttered, a smile on my face. Tiresias grabbed his staff, taking my hand.

“Lead the way, Pookie,” Tiresias said, holding back a smirk. I blinked. What in Hades did he just call me?

"What? What does that mean?”

“It’s like… calling you mine in a really cute way?” I flushed. He was calling me his. I hugged him, letting out a shaky breath into his shoulder.

“Well… I’m all yours… Pookie…” I mumbled back. He chuckled, leaning in and kissing my cheek again. Oh gods. I'm hopeless.

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I kept my hand in his as we headed out. We walked through the streets, and I kept him close so he wouldn’t get hurt. He leaned into me, yawning.

“Hermes, my legs hurt. Can you carry me?” He asked. I nodded, picking him up onto my back. He wrapped his legs around my waist, arms around my neck. I would fly us there, but mortals would be very concerned. Tiresias pressed several kisses to my neck, teasing me.

"T-Tiresias… You tease…” He grinned, biting the skin gently. I let out a soft gasp, walking slightly faster. That’s when I felt it. Tiresias was hard. And it was pressed against my back. “Oh, Tiresias, You’re-...” I trailed off, biting my lip. His eyes glowed a soft pink. I hadn’t seen that color on him before. Or… Had I? The dream last night… pink meant lust.

I walked into the breakfast place, but carried Tiresias to the bathroom. I locked us in the stall, pulling him off my back and pinning to the door. I pressed my hips against him, cupping his face. His eyes glowed a bit brighter, and he let out a whimper.

“Hermes- can we get breakfast- then go home a-and- ngh~” He jolted against me, his hardness pressing on mine. “H-ha… well… we could just… have a little fun right now-” He grabbed my face and kissed me, his tongue shoving past my lips and into my mouth. I moaned, kissing back, grabbing his ass.

We made out in the stall for a long time, but it didn't help that we were still hard as fuck. He moaned against my lips, before pulling away with a gasp.

“I-if we just get our food- we can go home and- a-ah~!” Tiresias thrust against me, moaning. I flinched in pleasure, nodding. I held him against me, running out. Being a god of thieves helps a lot when the line is long and you just want to go home and fuck someone. I grabbed some smoothies, before flying out, still holding onto Tiresias’ ass.

We got inside, and I set the smoothies on the table. I shoved Tiresias onto the bed, his eyes bright pink at this point. I crawled on top of him, pushing his legs apart.

This was going to be so much fun.

Chapter 5: All Sex no Sleep

Summary:

NSFW!! ><

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I sat on his lap, slowly circling my hips against him. His body trembled, his hard cock straining against his pants. His head fell back against the pillow, letting out soft moans of pleasure. I leaned in, kissing his neck softly. He whimpered. He grabbed my hair, panting.

"Hermes-” He moaned. “P-please- b-be gentle- b-but just get inside me~!” Heat pooled in my stomach. I couldn’t tell him no. I flipped him over, so his ass was facing me. His legs spread for me, trying to push against me. I tugged his pants down, and obeyed his wishes.

He jolted in pleasure, taking every inch.

“Such a good boy,” I praised. “Such a pretty boy, taking every inch…” Tiresias whimpered, gasping for air with every thrust. It didn’t take long for him to climax. His body pressed against mine as he released, squeezing around me. It was so tight, so wonderful. I came as well, my vision blurring for a moment.

I pulled out slowly, my cum dripping from his hole. He looked up at me, his pink eyes slowly going back to white. I kissed his cheek softly, rubbing his hip with my thumb.

“You did so well, love…” I whispered. He clung onto me, panting.

“I’m so full… ngh…” My cheeks tinted red at that, but I smiled.

“That’s all because of you, pretty boy~”

—

We went for another round. And another. Before I finally convinced him to top.

He felt my body, before finding an entrance. He slowly entered, letting out soft gasps at every move. I shuddered, slowly pressing back against him.

“H-Hermes… b-be vocal… I need to hear you-” He thrust deep into me, causing me to jolt back against him, a loud moan escaping my lips. He grabbed my shoulders, not even trying to hold back. He came again, and holy… I felt so full. But he didn’t stop there.

No, he didn’t stop all night.

Chapter 6: Sorrys and Surprises

Summary:

I'm not sorry lol

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“H-hah~! T-Tiresias- I-I can’t take any more-!” I sobbed as he came again. I lost count of how much he put inside of me. He didn’t listen, thrusting deeper, I let out a strangled moan, my vision blurred. He leaned in, his tongue running along my back. I cried into my pillow, my whole body trembling. The sheets were stained with both of our juices, and I felt so dirty. The sun started to shine through the curtains.

“Tiresias- Please- I-It’s been 24 hours- let me go…” I whispered, just loud enough for him to hear. He came into me one more time, before pulling out, his cum dripping down my thighs. My whole body was sore. I felt so full. My vision blurred, and I collapsed onto the bed, passing out.

—

“Hermes…” I heard a faint voice calling out to me. “Hermes, wake up…” I groaned. “Hermes!’ I slowly blinked awake, looking up. Tiresas was clinging to me, crying.

“What…?” I muttered.

“You’ve been asleep for 3 days- I- I’m sorry- I didn’t mean- You just felt- I just-” He clung to me, crying harder. I sat up, my body aching, but I hugged him back.

“We both fucked up, love… But you’re amazing… and I love you.”

“No matter what…?” His voice cracked slightly.

“No matter what. I promise.” He hesitated, before hugging me tighter.

“I u-used my prophecy powers again… I… I wanted to make sure you were okay. But I saw something… and…” He started crying into my chest. I held him close.

“What’s wrong, hon…” I asked softly. He looked up at me, shaking. His expression was vulnerable. He looked away, before looking back.

“I’m pregnant-”