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Once again SUMs seek to sink us low

Count of grain weighted by lead and snow

Need golden hue rubbed out, choose one

Even UNDER comes before Autumn

Before squirrel buries one

Kits dream

Before moose carries one

Dormice stir

Hamlet, I feel ya

Slay Loving Father

Drown the Fem

OOB aka Abridged

Heir is Prince in Den Mark de by VIX

En Feu

/fyo͞o/

Auld Dot Anne Pan Toe Bag O' Chips

No cup am I, just Mrs.

Sometimes Kettle will I be, but scream DRAWFEE!

When from the water I am one who can swim free

Even Octo pumps his fist for Bunnybee

Return ur mums' calls', she's been fussin' at me

PERSONALLY

If you got here from a hexaflexagon, please pass my regards to VI HART

Gosh, I really like that new Bobb. 

Sowing oats like a champ

Cat chewed Churu chomped Kit tongue

Dik-Dik Daughter, Bubble Dog

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I was the second
Shorter than the first
Plumper, too

My tits went blue

Perhaps I am the Bard of Dume?
Daughter faced away but Owl remains.
Again the sun prepares to flay the drains.

Land of Little Cubes and Tea
Is home was home still home to me
Once pledged my soul to Lolth
Near her land, she's due her cost

The Storyteller (DM @ the time, Abe Stoker)
Said Yondalla would disapprove
And pulled her powers Back
Required Mina Ashido to return to my groove

Pink on Pink on Dark at Night
Kurogiri Green of Hue
Cap Cans on Ivy Shed Rays of Gentle Light

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You obviously love owls
They licked your pop and called it three licks long
Pellets be not young

They be their waste
But sure, go digging through
Then wash your face

Just rinse the sink for now
Let Roxy cook
Go on, Rayquaza,
I choose you
Woot! Aang!! OW!!!

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I am the alligator clock

PRINT SING: The alligator is my friend

RETURN: she likes to sing and dance

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I am the cow come home

PRINT WILL: FERAL

RETURN: MOAR BELLS

ATTACH: https://tenor.com/view/more-arin-gamegrumps-game-grumps-gif-13395438

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I will succor you as well May

PRINT WILL: FREE

RETURN: Parental Guidance Suggested

APPENDIX: AGE 13 OK

APPENDIX: AGE 18 OK

APPENDIX: NO BAD HIDE

APPENDIX: Located. Uterus applied.

RE-RETURN: "Is it true, boy? Did you shame your mother?" AH via Disney

TURN: "I'm Rusty! I'm RUSTY!!" Brown Recluse via Venture Bros.

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A. King in Yellow

B. Must be in Yellow

C. Or King not be

D. All of the Above

E. Any Key

I hear the King's Quest call for me.

But, uh...Taako's good out here.

My belt of chain remains displayed within the Apps

...HOWEVER...

Direct requests from mutes are golden key

This bird sings for theese

Oh, but I do declare I am quite weak

It takes a lot of steam for engine speak

Lo, unto us a baby Schtroumpf 

FELICATIONS LEON LEON leon lion leijon

#Homestuck winds again

Sorry, Charlie. Buckets are inherently funny.

Mercy me, I am glad any time I can make it out of bed to come along.

Now, remember. I'm the Deputy of Eureka, but not Jo.

Closer to Andy than any other, but GDI has me down as the button pusher.

IYKTK

So, how ya been, sugar? Need a cuppa minuets?

My Mort passed on some time ago, but I remember salt.

Titan Annie Hawk TUO RISE AGAIN!

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By game of Squid one falls behind

To Vend the Sheen

By Ivory Bind

Behold, the Malk SHALL RIDE AGAIN

Red Green Blue?

The cracked mirror

Shows you youse

#GameChanger

You know what they SHay ABoat RYesh?

You'll peashooter Ayes UP!

Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité ou la mort

The MORT is important.

The Frat, less so, but it can have a place with me.

When my skull cracks, I hope you drink for free.

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The first spell

Create a flowered field

Where loved one lays

Weep for many days

Our salt of grief waters the ground

Creates a haze

Another pillar burned

"I lied. I lied a lot."

Agnes of God but truth remains.

Same hat to hide same brains.

Martin, the Jerk, he added one and screwed the cap.

Cross-eyed spread clap.

Georges dots can add a bit of spice,

If you think turpentine is nice.

Another lily lost under their bridge as

scrtch

"addendum" mate.

Zub1

The herd head lost to shepherd wand of gilded fate.

When I read Snowcrash and 

and

and

the other one, you know...

YT was who I saw in my own pip

Written in spaghetti script

OH

I REMEMBER!

TOBE!

teen replied: tommy

Adult teen baby crowed out from up the billboard way:

"DIAMOND AGE"

Luca pier luca pier

She lives on the 2nd Floor

But in the style of the neighborhood where lived Jackée

If you see me hanging out my window red

My eye is upon you. 

My list is being checked.

I am no longer alone.

I can no longer be silent.

We are the dragon's children

ALL OF US

The white haired ones were warden last

Dun Mary Ask Who Ply Dume Nest?

WOLF

CAT

Bear

WOLF

CAT

Bear

If the link be broken?

Beat Boys BE PART OF IT!

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We seek to slough the upper crust
We ask for pain
We burn ourselves and drink the rain
We volunteer as hiro
Hero
Archer
Hunter
Liar Lyre Turtle Frame
HARPER!

Perhaps of Pern? You betcha! Both the biggies and
Dem smalls that eat dose acid worms.

Protag go nuts, Mido's Ma Green is UA
AU Flavored Tough Gnaws Nails and Teeth with Stain
SUPER parent guardian hair mostly same
s (small esses pls 'n' thx)
Erm...

Accent ague for fever rise
Aizawa clashes Shota, so I guess keep Shouta going for the name
Sleepy works too much, give him scarf and coffee to keep from Panda fate.
Allow the JELLY! Seek Dry Orange Fruits that have no must.
Humph. Fust? The smell of feet to some, but parmesan?
I don't have the word, but rye on ice, the Catcher, yeah?
Abe from Big WINDUP! Chicken Mum Checkin' in.
Mrs. Mihashi (aka Mihashi-okaa-san? je pense oui, ja?)
三橋 尚江 Mihashi Naoe
C:<>
Knocked on hind but still with punkin' head

I can't eat orange with white, too white, too thick,
Try roasted seed instead
A lick of salt.
Still no? Try pepitas
Eugh, wash of salt.
'Eat still spicy?
Bragh, you ARE ALLERGIC TO GOURD STOP EATING IT YOU IDIOT

Sorry, sorry, had something pop in there about trying to make things taste better
Not every fountain pours the sugar where IT wetter
Pen apple pen you know the shape
Katsuki WINNING PIG! on skates we reigned.

Due many talons
Tall 'uns
Ents? NoStriderdumas
Up in Cannes these days.
My back of brain gets hot, so undercut.

I drooped the Cairns
cues
CARDS
Danny Don't You Know was upside down
But mine are out of order
Zoinks! There might be some imposters!
and someone left the cake out in the rain