Chapter 1: Lorem: The Ipsuming
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Chapter 2: Samuel L. Ipsum
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You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way he talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
Chapter 3: Another chapter woohooo
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Another chapter summary.
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Greater than 10 characters? Okiedoke.
Notes:
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Chapter 4: My New Chapter Title
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Ooh ahh a summary.
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"I can't believe it," said StarsHaveMercy, staring at the plain squarish nubs left behind by the worn-off letters of the geriatric old keyboard. "I've written so much."
Geno nodded solemnly. "Yes, we're all being very patient. By the way... what exactly are you having me do with Peach in that chapter where --"
"Um, don't worry about it!"
Geno just chuckled. "If you say so."
The keyboard, which frankly had seen more than any keyboard should have to see, decided this was the perfect moment to stop wor
Notes:
Oh look we got some end notes.
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"I can't believe it," said StarsHaveMercy, staring at the plain squarish nubs left behind by the worn-off letters of the geriatric old keyboard. "I've written so much."
Geno nodded solemnly. "Yes, we're all being very patient. By the way... what exactly are you having me do with Peach in that chapter where --"
"Um, don't worry about it!"
Geno just chuckled. "If you say so."
The keyboard, which frankly had seen more than any keyboard should have to see, decided this was the perfect moment to stop wor
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