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Participation Is Mandatory

Summary:

This is one of those random fics where all of the fandom characters mysteriously end up finding and posting in the same nameless chatroom. And now it's happening with Warrior Cats! Cats will retain their canon names. Creating human names and user names will get incredibly confusing. Basically, everything will be humanistic except the characters' names. Also, all cats are technically still alive. Since this is plotless and will be used to poke fun at all of the characters, everyone simply must live. And... they must participate.

Notes:

Finally posting this. I told you it would be back. And there is no possible way I will be able to catch up on posting the rest of my other work before the deadline I imposed upon myself, so you got very lucky there lol. I will be updating this as well as my other work whenever I am able, but this has not been forgotten. One day both this and A New Life, a New Purpose will not only be updated, they will actually be complete. When that is I have no clue, none whatsoever.

From the moderator:
Welcome,
You have been selected to participate in a mandatory experiment. The rules are as follows.
1. Everyone who receives an invite is absolutely obligated to post something. There will be no exceptions.
2. Keep the content respectful and appropriate. If you'd be ashamed to have your kids, your parents, your bosses, or anyone read what you're about to type, please refrain from doing so.
3. Moderator reserves the right to change anything she so desire as well as the right to insert her own comments (and she will).
4. Be nice... If you must. 😼

A note for the reader: all errors are intentional, and voice to text is actually

Chapter 1: Donald Trump, Football, Technology, and Parents

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Crowfeather has joined the chat.

Crowfeather: Participation is mandatory. Task completed.

Crowfeather has left the chat.

ThisIsStupid has joined the chat.

ThisIsStupid: Great... he got here first. Superbly original name, Dad. Moderator, is this good enough?

SageKJS: Yes, Jayfeather. You and your father are officially free (for now). Go enjoy some father-son bonding time. All money needed to achieve this will be provided by me, because this should have happened a long time ago. Bring all of your siblings too. All of them.

ThisIsStupid: Do I at least have a choice in this?

SageKJS: Definitely not.

ThisIsStupid: Comment has been deleted by the moderator.

SageKJS: Remember rule number two please.

ThisIsStupid has left the chat.

ILOVEFOOTBALL has joined the chat.

SunnySkies has joined the chat.

SnarkyKitty3337777 has joined the chat.

SnarkyKitty3337777: So, do any of you know what the point of this is?

ILOVEFOOTBALL: No, but I thought I'd sign in and get this over with. The game is on soon.

SnarkyKitty3337777: Yeah Nightheart. You've always been so incredibly predictable. "The game is on soon! The game is on soon! Hey guys! The game is on soon!" Seriously, there's a difference between being passionate about something and spending countless hours a day obsessing over it. Right, moderator?

SageKJS:......Ummmm, yeah... o-of course there is. But remember, a bit of obsession is ok as long as it is for a worthy cause and our number one Priority is kept in perspective.

ILOVEFOOTBALL: Yeah, Needletail. Be sure to tell your mother that.

SunnySkies: She's my mother too, remember?

ILOVEFOOTBALL: I'm so sorry, Sunbeam. I really am.

SunnySkies: Let's just talk about it offline, ok?

SnarkyKitty3337777: This is what happens when you marry the dumb jock, Sunbeam.

SunnySkies has left the chat.

ILOVEFOOTBALL has left the chat.

SnarkyKitty3337777: Now what?

SageKJS: That's up to you. For now you're stuck with me only. But hey, did you know that we're actually kind of similar in some ways?

SnarkyKitty3337777: Yeah, sure we are.

SageKJS: Denial never produces any useful results. I'm a psych major, so I'm apparently an expert on such things.

InMyForeverHome has joined the chat,

SnarkyKitty3337777: Oh good, finally. Someone normal!


InMyForeverHome: Hey, Needletail.

PROUDCONSERVATIVE🇺🇸Trump2024has joined the chat.


SnarkyKitty3337777: Wow, Mom. We live in ENGLAND remember?

PROUDCONSERVATIVE🇺🇸TRUMP2024!: I don't care. This man is a political genius! Your father and I are strongly considering moving to the United States to show our support.

SnarkyKitty3337777: Both of you, right?

PROUDCONSERVATIVE🇺🇸TRUMP2024!: Of course. Why wouldn't your father come with me?

SnarkyKitty3337777: And... does he actually know that he's considering moving? Have you talked to him about this?

PROUDCONSERVATIVE 🇺🇸 TRUMP2024!: Of course we've discussed it! I value your father's opinion very highly. Then what is our daughter talking about Barry Hartyou have never mentioned any of this to me where is all of this coming from I know that you like Donald Trump but I really don't understand why

SnarkyKitty333777: Mom! Turn off voice to text! It's picking up everything Dad's saying. Remember, you just have to hit one button to send your comment. How did you manage to turn voice to text on anyway? You really need some help with technology.

PROUDCONSERVATIVE🇺🇸TRUMP2024!: yffyudrtdrhdtrfuytf56ud I can't figure out how to turn the stupid thing off get over here and help meuigoftiydjyrgh I think if you just press this

PROUDCONSERVATIVE🇺🇸TRUMP2024 has left the chat.

SnarkyKitty3337777: And may I present... my parents...

InMyForeverHome: Lol! I'm so sorry, Needletail. I'll talk to you later ok? Tree and I are going to take a walk through the neighborhood.

SnarkyKitty3337777: See ya Violetshine. And hey! Ask Tree for me why he's so obsessed with bushes when you two are out walking. I still really wanna know.

InMyForeverHome: I will. 😊 Bye for now.

InMyForeverHome has left the chat.

Notes:

Crowfeather: Crowfeather

ThisIsStupid: Jayfeather

SageKJS: grateful author

ILOVEFOOTBALL: Nightheart

SunnySkies: Sunbeam

SnarkyKitty3337777/ Needletail

InMyForeverHome: Violetshine

PROUDCONSERVATIVE 🇺🇸TRUMP2024: Berryheart