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scar (boyfriend)
Pretty bird: did you have fun at the cafe today?
scar (boyfriend): Well hello feathers! And yes I did <3
scar (boyfriend): Lizzie still is cleaning up though so she’ll probably come to our house later for a visit
Pretty bird: okay!! Jellies waiting for you :(((
scar (boyfriend): I’m sure she can wait ten minutes unlike you
Pretty bird: fineeee
Pretty bird: Oh! I have something to talk to you about
scar (boyfriend): can it not wait until I’m home?
Pretty bird: it can but I’m a bit nervous to say it out loud. What if you don’t like me afterwards?
scar (boyfriend): Honey I’ll always love you ❤️
Pretty bird: ❤️
scar (boyfriend): i actually also have something to say. On three?
Pretty bird: one
scar (boyfriend): two
Pretty bird: three
Pretty bird: I think I’m poly
scar (boyfriend): I still love grian
Pretty bird: WHAT?
scar (boyfriend): the poly thing.
Pretty bird: your ex? My brother?!!
scar (boyfriend): well do you have anyone that makes you think your poly?
Pretty bird: … Scott
scar (boyfriend): that’s probably still better than grian
Pretty bird: true- now should we like discuss the poly stuff?
scar (boyfriend): we could date who we like but the other has to know? Though I kinda want to get back with Grian
Pretty bird: oh gosh that’s me with Scott
scar (boyfriend): Why don’t we try and win them back?
Pretty bird: we’d need lizzies help
scar (boyfriend): Lizzie would make fun of ussssss
Pretty bird: that’s not much different from everyday thoughhhh
scar (boyfriend): Okay we should tell her tomorrow then! But how are we meant to talk with them?
Pretty bird: I’m sure something will come up!
Lifers
Grian created ‘Lifers’ Grian created ‘Lifers’
Grian added 17 people to Lifers Grian added 17 people to Lifers
scar (boyfriend)
Pretty bird: Well that was easy
scar (boyfriend): Lucky bird <3
Pretty bird: <3 I think I’ll let it play out for a bit?
scar (boyfriend): Sounds good
scar (boyfriend): My phones at 1% it’ll probably run out but I’ll be home soon!
Pretty bird: okay ily
scar (boyfriend): love ya too
Lifers
Grian: now before you all hate me for this
PearlescentMoon: too late.
Grian: I think this is a great way to keep in touch as a group!!
PearlescentMoon: Gri, that’s not the reason you told me earlier 🙃
Grian: banned.
PearlescentMoon: alrightttt! but I’m changing your name- and mine, before you get any ideas.
PearlescentMoon changed their name to ‘Pearl’
Pearl changed Grian’s name to ‘pesky bird’
pesky bird: pearl >:(
Pearl: it’s trueeeee
pesky bird: do you want me to tell her?
Pearl: NO
InTheLittleWood: can you guys stop spamming ren is trying to focus on theatre practice rn
GeminiTay: oh of course you do it for Ren
InTheLittleWood: … at least it’s not Lizzie
Smallishbeans: @LDShadowLady
Smallishbeans: @LDShadowLady
Smallishbeans: @LDShadowLady
InTheLittleWood: Joel she’s probably still at work she won’t stop everything for this
LDShadowLady: lmaooo simp you have underestimated me… I’d @ Ren but you did say he was doing practise
Smallishbeans: that’s my wife <3
LDShadowLady: thanks for the ping babe <3 I do have to do a couple more things though so I gtg ily
Smallishbeans: bye lizzie ilyyy
InTheLittleWood: and nobody says anything about that?
Smallishbeans: it’s called having a beautiful amazing gorgeous goddess of a wife. Bet you’re jealous you have to settle for a dog
GeminiTay: Joel may be a huge simp but at least he’s married
InTheLittleWood: I’m just gonna stop here or else I’ll just be digging myself a bigger hole
GeminiTay: have fun with Rennnn
InTheLittleWood: bye.
GeminiTay: ugh the names I forgot this was literally just made
Smallishbeans: you should name martyn
GeminiTay changed InTheLittleWood’s name to ‘SIMP’
GeminiTay: much more accurate!
Smallishbeans: LOL
GeminiTay: not so fast
GeminiTay changed Smallishbeans name to ‘BIGGEST SIMP’
BIGGEST SIMP: right i'm going to sleep
GeminiTay: Joel it’s earlyyyy
BIGGEST SIMP: and you are annoying me
GeminiTay: Can’t a girl annoy her brother?
GeminiTay: sigh he’s gone
GeminiTay: Who’s even up rn??
Pearl: Me
SolidarityGaming: Me and scar though his phone ran out
pesky bird: tim why are you with scar?
SolidarityGaming: we live together????
pesky bird: why do you live together.
SolidarityGaming: welllllll
pesky bird: answer me
GoodTimewithScar: Well hello there Grian! Just charged my phone. Why am I answering for Jimmy?
pesky bird: read up.
GoodTimeWithScar: ..
pesky bird: scar I swear if you don’t answer
GoodTimeWithScar: Jimmys my pretty bird now <3
pesky bird: is that implying what I think?
GoodTimeWithScar: Yeah
pesky bird changed GoodTimeWithScar’s name to ‘cheater brother stealer’
cheater brother stealer: you were the one who cheated back then..
pesky bird: fine.
pesky bird changed cheater brother stealers’s name to ‘brother thief’
brother thief: Maybe I can steal you too
pesky bird: what did just you say
pesky bird: scar.
brother thief: ;)
Smajor1995: Okay where’s the popcorn
Pearl: Void that was entertaining
ZombieCleo: that was funny
ImpulseSV: That was great!
GeminiTay: did not expect that
Bigbst4tz2: I did tbh
pesky bird: did… did you all just sit there and watch?
Pearl: pretty much
BdoubleO100: I didn’t >:(
Etho: its alright Bdubs I know the phones too big for you to reach without my help
BdoubleO100: I AM NOT SHORT
Tango: it’s okay buddy we don’t judge
BdoubleO100: I AM TALL!!!
Etho: you needed stepping stools to get into the cabinets
BdoubleO100: WHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL.
Etho: oh I’m sure
BdoubleO100: We all need names anyways.
Etho changed BdoubleO100’s name to ‘little guy’
Etho: there
little guy: SOMEBODY DO THAT TO ETHO
ZombieCleo: gladly <3
ZombieCleo changed Etho’s name to ‘Washed up’
Washed up: you got me there
SolidarityGaming: I’m back now
Smajor1995: Hi!
pesky bird: I am watching you. be careful.
SolidarityGaming: Hi Scott! :D
pesky bird: oh of course you ignore me but not scott
pesky bird changed SolidarityGaming’s name to ‘break up with him now’
break up with him now: why???
Pearl: lmaoooo gem check dms
GeminiTay: omg Pearl you don’t mean?..
pesky bird changed GeminiTay’s name to ‘GeminiGay’
GeminiGay: is this your way of telling me to shut up?
Pearl: He’s pacing around his room omfg this is hilarious
GeminiGay: Pearl go to dms nowwww
pesky bird: you guys all hate me
brother thief: Aww I don’t
pesky bird: good night scar.
BAMBOOZLERS !!
Liz: Okay guys what was all that from last night?
Jim: Hi lizzie!
Scar: Hello Lizzie!
Liz: Scar, did you flirt with Grian?
Scar: Well I tried to..
Jim: I didn’t even get to speak with scott properly
Liz: Slow down here. Do you guys want to get back w them?
Jim: maybeee
Liz: Ohhh have you finally realised that both of you are poly?
Scar: How do you know that?
Liz: It’s so obvious. Like Martyn and Ren levels of obvious. The way Scar talks about Grian? You don’t hate him- you have a crush. And Jimmy literally every time I come over to your work you can’t stop staring at the poppies. Like I know what you guys are.
Jim: so are you willing to help?
Liz: You idiots of course I am!!!
Scar: Thank you Lizzieee
Jim: thanksssss
Liz: Now… how exactly are you planning to do this?
Jim: Speak to Scott???
Liz: Okay clearly we should focus on Grian. It’s the weekend tomorrow so we can plan some more then!
Scar: You’ll be coming round tomorrow then?
Liz: Yep!
Jim: See you then :D