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Part 1 of Lunarose's OSC fankids :D
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Ask My OSC Fankids

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title :)

Chapter 1: Fankids

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Hello, readers! I've had this idea in my mind for a little while now. I really like the idea of fankids in general, so I thought I'd share and do a QnA with mine :)

Rules: 

1. Nothing that could require me to add a warning or bump the rating up to one that triggers a warning when people click in. 

2. Nothing too dumb. Use your brain for this one.

Willow (Fanny/Tree) Age: 11 Personality: Smart and calm, generally peaceful, plays drums

Ceiling Fan or CF (Fanny/Tree) Age: 7 Personality: energetic and spunky, likely to call out BS, sweet

Charcoal (Match/Pencil) Age: 12 Personality: Kinda a voice of reason, calm and collected unless music is playing

Erasable Pen or EP (Pen/Eraser) Age: 9 Personality: outgoing but critical. He will roast you viciously and politely if you give him the chance

Creme Brulee (Gelatin/Firey) Age: 8 Personality: kind of a downer, funny, not the smartest

Caramel Apple (Gelatin/Leafy) Age: 9 Personality: cheerful and calm, likes to explore, likes being helpful

Wildfire (Firey/Leafy) Age: 6 Personality: analytical, eager to please, takes pride in her knowledge

Sugarcane (Flower/Lollipop) Age: 10 Personality: artistic, good with words, likes interior design

Burrito (Blocky/Taco) Age: 4 Personality: very funny, likes watching her dad's old prank videos, scribbles on any and all nearby objects

Frog Egg (Teardrop/Eggy) Age: 5 Personality: sweet, rambunctious, energetic

Shark Tooth Necklace or STN (Needle/Teardrop) Age: 13 Personality: snarky, likes dancing, stutters

Egg Peeler (Eggy/Needle) Age: 8 1/2 Personality: wants to be an architect, not a risk taker, opinionated

Pickleball or PB (Tennis Ball/Golf Ball) Age: 10 Personality: smart but unpolished, loves exploring, interested in geocaches

Croquet Ball or CB (Tennis Ball/Golf Ball) Age: 1 Personality: inquisitive, quiet, seemingly fearless

Silver Chandelier (Liy/Bottle) Age: 3 Personality: curious, loud, loves the holiday season

Ice Cream or IC (Fries/Puffball) Age: 12 Personality: sweeter than sugar, very flexible, amazing at singing

Cotton Candy or CC (Fries/Puffball) Age: 9 Personality: witty, likes pranking people with whoopee cushions and the like, cackles when she laughs

Boston Creme Donut or BC (Barf Bag/Donut) Age: 11 Personality: sensible, easily bored, often dodders on and on

Soap Bar (Bubble/Ruby) Age: 5 Personality: good at spelling, likes lemons, lavender scented

Lock (Saw/Gaty) Age: 4 Personality: shy, sensitive, inquisitive

Scoreboard (Basketball/Robot Flower) Age: 7 Personality: silly, good at counting, enjoys art

Spear (Knife/Pickle) Age: 10 Personality: chill, slightly timid, will talk for hours sometimes

Pouch (Balloon/Suitcase) Age: 6 Personality: likes acoustic guitar, friendly, peaceful

Wallet (Baseball/Nickel) Age: 8 Personality: witty, knowledgeable, likes video games

Important Document or ID (Fan/Test Tube) Age: 2 Personality: lively, easily entertained, laughs a lot

 

Other Things:

  • Charcoal, Willow, and Pickleball are best friends and they explore together. This annoys their moms to some extent.
  • Silver Chandelier's favorite song is 'The Twelve Pains Of Christmas' for some reason.
  • Burrito likes playing with Erasable Pen. This delights her dad and also makes both of her parents relieved because Erasable Pen is good at keeping Burrito out of trouble.
  • Egg Peeler builds elaborate pillow forts to occupy Frog Egg.
  • Sugarcane and Egg Peeler plan to work together in the housing industry, someday.
  • Cotton Candy idolizes Blocky and loves hanging out with Burrito.
  • Due to Barf Bag and Fries being 'besties', IC, CC, and BC often end up hanging out while their parents are chatting.
  • Croquet Ball sleeps under the couch sometimes. 
  • Caramel Apple is specifically a Granny Smith apple. She gets teased about this, but she doesn't mind too much.
  • Soap Bar will eat anything that looks like it tastes good. This has landed her in the hospital several times. 
  • Pouch naps a lot, and can fall asleep anywhere on the planet.

Chapter 2: The Childrens' School

Summary:

This is mostly about the small school that the young objects go to.

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Two formed the school. It has two halves: one for kids 5-8, and one for kids 9-13. The kids are educated by their parents from the ages of 14-18.

The kids in order of age are:

Shark Tooth Necklace, Charcoal, Ice Cream, Boston Creme Donut, Willow, Sugarcane, Pickleball, Erasable Pen, Cotton Candy, Caramel Apple, Egg Peeler, Creme Brulee, Ceiling Fan, Wildfire, Soap Bar, Frog Egg, Burrito, Silver Chandelier, and Croquet Ball.

Most of the teachers are other objects, but 4 and X teach some of the older kids.

4 is a math teacher for the older kids, and Basketball is a math teacher for the younger kids.

Book is an English and literature teacher for the older kids, and Tree is an English and literature teacher for the younger kids. 

 

Chapter 3: Willow and CF

Summary:

Question: How's life with a chill dad and a mom that hates on everything? XD from Who_Am_I

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Willow: 'Well, it's generally ok. My mom got an emotional support cat a few years ago and he calms her down a lot. She often considers harsher punishments when my brother and/or I do something bad like clog the sink or steal something, but my dad helps balance her out. Most people I've met say I'm more like my dad, which I understand completely.'

CF: 'It's very nice! My mama tends to let me do more stuff where there's a chance I can get hurt, but my dad doesn't. He's worried I'll have to go to the hospital, but the one time that happened was four years ago. In the end, mama usually gets him to make a compromise. She rocks!'

Chapter 4: Charcoal, Willow, and Pickleball

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Question 1, for Willow and Charcoal: Does Pickleball try to convince you two to do geocaches?
Question 2, for Pickleball: https://youtube.com/shorts/n9lfeXStlr0?si=V__sGfGAvM2pYLE8
From TheEmeraldLunast75

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Charcoal: 'One time Pickleball dragged us into the woods and asked us to help peel the bark off of a rotten log because her GPS said there was a geocache in the tree. There was, but I think Willow might've been traumatized for life. Her and her dad are both trees, and seeing that must've filled her with questions about whether that might happen to him, or her, or some other sentient tree. In short, yes, Pickleball gets us to geocache with her.'

Willow: 'Well, when she came over for my family's movie night and when my dad announced that we were watching the movie Finding 'Ohana, she was stoked because of Pili's interest in geocaching. Afterward, she went on and on about it. As for the actual question, she's gotten me to come with her to abandoned stores, woodland temples, and the like because her GPS sent her to the location. I find it stifling at times, but quite fun nonetheless.'

Pickleball: 'Aw! thank you for the video. I'll add it to my personal playlist and send it to my dad. For good measure, I'll send it to my mom, because even someone with her standards could appreciate this.'

 

Chapter 5: Burrito

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Question: Do you enjoy hanging out with Cotton Candy? From miayawoahwoah

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Burrito: 'Of course! Cotton Candy is very entertaining, and she'll watch and talk about Blocky's Funny Doings International for hours with me. The only bad part is how she treats my dad like a famous guy. That I'll never get. He's not famous, he's just kinda well known. And he's my dad.'

Chapter 6: Shark Tooth Necklace

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Question: How is life? From The_Chosen_oN3

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Shark Tooth Necklace or STN: 'It's pretty ok. Egg Peeler builds for Frog Egg, Frog Egg thanks her and climbs up on the stuff she builds, and I make snarky comments that have earned me the nickname 'Snapper.' One bad thing is that I really, really want to pursue dance as a profession, but I don't know anyone else who dances. I might have a chance if I knew a singer, because we could perform together, but I don't know any either. I need to find another interest fast, or I won't get anywhere in the world.'

Chapter 7: Creme Brulee, Caramel Apple, and Wildfire

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Question: What exactly is it like having three parents? From Crimsalwaysawake

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Creme Brulee: 'It's decent. In a lot of ways I'm lucky because not only do I have a dad, I have a step-mom and a papa as well. I'm also not lucky because my step-mom and my papa argue one minute, then cuddle and talk about how much they love each other the next. They argue over the stupidest things too, like her wanting to cook soup on the stove rather than over him because the stove has better temperature controls. He took great offense to the accusation, of course, and they started fighting. After a few minutes dad drove all of us to his closest steakhouse, and got us soups of the day on the house. He's always been my favorite parent, and I have absolutely no shame in admitting that.'

Caramel Apple: 'It's great until mom and my step-dad have yet another arguement. I just ring up my favorite person, Cotton Candy, and hang out at her house. I always make sure that dad lets me know when they're starting to calm down rather than when they're completely calm, because they'll be all PDA when I get home if he notifies me when they're completely calm. I'm not always away when they fight, however; Creme Brulee and I take turns entertaining Wildfire when her parents are fighting, because if she sees them she might go off the rails. That's not a risk we're willing to take, given how smart she is. Drastic measures, such as her going to her godfather's house to play with their daughter, are taken in times when the fights last for more than a day or one gives the other the cold shoulder for a while.'

Wildfire: 'Amazing! Mama and Papa always love each other, and my step-dad loves me too. I think they're perfect or something, based on the multiple times I've analyzed them. Sometimes, I go to stay with my godfather and his wife, who are scientists. Whenever I talk about my parents, they get sheepish and give extremely simple responses. One time, Pickleball said something about arguing, but I didn't get it. Why would my parents argue? They're the best parents a girl like me could have!'

Chapter 8: Charcoal

Summary:

Question: How is your mama, Pencil? Btw tell her she slays From cotoaiikittyxz (Guest)

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Charcoal: *facepalms* 'This is the fifth time I've been asked about my mama this week. First Soap Bar, then her moms, then Pickleball, then Pickleball's mom. As much as I want to say that she's perfectly fine, that's not the case. She has to go to therapy daily except for Sundays, and for up to 6 hours at a time on her worst days. At best, she has to go for 2 hours, but she usually goes for 4 and a half hours. I sleepover with my friends extremely often, the point where I barely need to plan anymore: I just show up, and I'm welcomed in. Their parents don't seem to mind, but I know they feel bad for me, especially their moms. I think you saying my mama slays will cheer her up when she gets back from today's session.'

Chapter 9: Shark Tooth Necklace (again)

Summary:

For Shark Tooth Necklace: have you ever broken something or landed wrong when dancing? from superN0va (guest)

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Shark Tooth Necklace: 'Yeah, I've broken my ankle once. I was 8 and kept trying to do pirouettes, but stepped on my ankle wrong and snapped a piece of bone off. It's one of my most notable memories.'

Chapter 10: Charcoal (again)

Summary:

Question: I dare you to eat 2,763 burnt chicken nuggets. From The_Chosen_0N3

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Charcoal: 'Uhhhh.....'

Charcoal looks at the cameraperson. 

Charcoal: 'Do I have to do it? This book wasn't for dares.'

Cameraperson: 'The writer didn't say it was for dares, but they also didn't say it wasn't... also they have writers' block so yes, you do have to do it.'

Charcoal: *sighs* 'Ok. I just hope I don't have to eat them all at once.'

*3 weeks of eating nothing but burnt chicken nuggets later* 

Charcoal: *coughs* 'I'm done. Hope you're happy, that definitely took down my life expectancy by a few years.'

Chapter 11: Willow

Summary:

Question: I dare you to eat 2763 oranges, 27630 grapes, and 276300 nanoliters of water. From The_Chosen_0N3

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Willow: 'Well, I already drink so much water that my mom has nightmares about our water bill sometimes, so the last bit will be a walk in the park. As for the oranges and grapes, I'll have to do them more incrementally, and some sacrifices will be made. I'll report back in a month or two.'

*two months later*

Willow: 'Done. I ate so many grapes and oranges in those two months that I don't want to eat them again for two years.'

Chapter 12: Sugarcane

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Sugarcane: "Yes, I do. It's usually when my mom and Gelatin have a get-together, since I'm nervous to go over there by myself even though my moms both trust their parents and don't have a problem with sending me over alone. I've bonded with Caramel Apple the most since she makes the best houses to decorate, but Creme Brulee is good at combat and Wildfire is good at redstone, for a 6 year old anyway. We all have our own strengths, which is why we play together so well."

Chapter 13: Soap Bar

Summary:

Question: Would you eat rosin? from Homori

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Soap Bar taps her mama's shoulder. 

Bubble: 'Yes, dear?'

Soap Bar: 'Can we look at rosin? I wanna see what it looks like.'

Bubble: 'Ok. Where did you learn about it?'

Soap Bar: 'The question book.'

Bubble looks it up, and shows the first image result to Soap Bar. 

Soap Bar: 'Wow. It looks like a brick of honey! Honey's tasty!" 

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