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Uhh this is just me trying to find a way to execute my AU properly, if people actually like what I made Ill try writing the actual story.

There will be cutting off of limbs (Kirbys leg), angst, & in my AU Kirby is 17 (same for Bandana) & that’s around the time the star warriors start growing their wings, so Kirby is gonna be in a lot of pain.

I’m trying to remember what other things happened that will be bad:(. I’ll edit this later

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Kirby, Gooey, Zero 2 (or just Zero) & the other Dark Matters are all related, Kirby did not know this tho be he as separated from them since he was made of positive energy instead of negative energy. Kirby later found the warp star & accidentally crashed on to Dream Land

Idk how to transition so the reason Kirby ended up losing his leg was bc when he was fighting Zero 2 (would he be Zero 3 now?), Zero 2 shot him in the leg with a spell in which would kill the regular people of Dream Land instantly but for star warriors it slowly start killing them from the place they got shot. Most star warriors whom have been shot don't make it since it would be directed towards the heart (or something:|), but Zero (I'm just calling him Zero now bro-_-) did the spell by accident so luckily for Kirby it was just his leg.

I also think that Kirby would struggle to speak at times since he started to learn to talk normally later in life, but it's not much of a problem since the others have learned to understand him through him speaking in poyos:). Also I think lil bro is tone deaf I searched it up & it's says that he is so I'm just gonna say that he also has terrible hearing7_7.

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Just saying that’s my son I birthed him trust/j. Bandana Waddle Dee got his bandana after Crystal Shards, he was the waddle Dee that got possessed. After going on the adventure King Dedede saw that he had potential & gave him the Bandana so he could make a name for himself^^ (we love father Dedede in this household).

When Bandana first meet Kirby he wasn’t that fond of him since he was still a enemy to King Dedede, he didn’t exactly hate him but having been surrounded by people whom hated Kirby (at the time), he kind of just went along with it.Over time though they got closer (as you can see in the tags lmao they’re gay).

Ngl Bandana seems like a very blind guy I don’t even mean it in a mean way (I have glasses😕) my guys just radiates “I need glasses” so I my AU he has glasses lmao. Also he know how to take care of kids bc at the castle he helps Dedede take care of the lil baby waddles (again we love father Dedede), same with cooking since Dedede can’t cook if his life depended on it so Bandana learned at a young age how to cook^^.

Also bro was the one whom fell first (for Kirby), but he does NOT know how to hint his emotions bc he struggles to show emotions (I ❤️ characters like that so that’s him) & it didn’t help how oblivious Kirby was:(. Don’t worry tho they date in the future trust😼 (Hal you have to hire me like right now).

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If I have to be honest I ship both metade & Dedede x Escargon (idk the ship name) so I’m just gonna say that during the time period of the anime & the one other game that Escargon was in they dated but Escargon had to leave (for what reason? don’t ask me) so they had to break up💔.

Dedede is actually such an expressive dude, like my guy cares a ton about the waddles & the rest of his friends. Ngl Bandana is definitely the favorite tho, I think that Dedede really enjoys seeing the waddles grow & become their own lil guys, & that’s what happens with Bandana so I think that Dedede would view him as his son (& Bandana sees him as his dad^^).

Ngl I feel like Dedede would feel really bad about how he was in the past + anime (is the past & the anime the same thing????) so he tries to be more careful with the waddles, such as if a task sounds too hard for them to do or he knows that they could get hurt he’ll just do it himself:).

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When I was first writing (not really writing just thinking) this AU I thought that Kirby & Meta Knight would have a father & son relationship but now I see them more as student & teacher (I still think that father & son is cool it’s just I’m trying to figure out which one I like better). But Meta Knight is definitely a father figure to Sailor Waddle Dee (ALSO I THINK SAILOR IS NONBINARY BC YA^^).

I think that Meta Knight struggles to show his emotions (same as Bandana) so he tries to practice in the mirror, but it really doesn’t do much bc of his mask:(. Sailor has definitely walked in on Meta Knight doing that but it’s ok bc they wouldn’t mind that’s their dad:).

Also this isn’t Meta Knight but Sailor & Bandana (along with parasol) all act like siblings why? bc they can it’s funny. Bro Meta Knight can’t cook for shit & neither can Dedede so they have to order things lmao. Dedede orders bc Meta Knight actually has terrible anxiety like this man can NOT go near a stage (woah Alien Stage, sorry).

Something that should be said tho is that all star warriors have a lil star on their skin to indicate that they’re star warriors, Kirby has one on top of his lip while Meta Knight has one under his right eyebrow:).