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Atropos @Omdurman [(Wednesday Addams)]
0 following | 200.8k followers

Lachesis @lachesis.ad [(Pugsley Addams)]
1 following | 26.4k followers

Enid <3 @enid.anne (Enid Sinclair)
682 following | 126 followers

Yolk @YolkBats (Yoko Tanaka)
309 following | 78 followers

Bianca @Queen.Bia (Bianca Barclay)
567 following | 210 followers

Divi @divina.divine (Divina)
34 following | 17 followers

gene @gene.eugene.bee (Eugene Ottinger)
348 following | 67 followers

jax @a.jax.petropoli (Ajax Petropolis)
69 following | 20 followers

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Atropos @Omdurman
More than 150 corpses occupy Mount Everest.

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
what i’m hearing is that you have plans for the next family trip

Atropos @Omdurman
You would be correct.
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
I SHOWED THIS TO WEDNESDAY AND SHE SMILED AT ME
> Atropos @Omdurman
More than 150 corpses occupy Mount Everest.

Yolk @YolkBats
get help <3

Enid <3 @enid.anne
YOKO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Yolk @YolkBats
you think i don’t understand gay yearning???

Bianca @Queen.Bia
class is a thing, that the two of you should currently be in

Yolk @YolkBats
i’m stealth

Enid <3 @enid.anne
yes, because holding your phone behind your laptop looks so inconspicuous

Yolk @YolkBats
whoa! big word! congrats E!!

Bianca @Queen.Bia
is that why the teacher took your phone?
> Yolk @YolkBats
i’m stealth
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Atropos @Omdurman
When she showed me my own post, saying that it reminded her of me.

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
oh, you’re screwed

Atropos @Omdurman
This isn't new information, or haven’t you been paying attention?

Enid <3 @enid.anne
OMG YOU LIKE SOMEONE??

Atropos @Omdurman
I have an unfortunate infatuation with my roommate.

Yolk @YolkBats
DUDE? THE WEAVER RESPONDED TO YOU?

Enid <3 @enid.anne
I KNOW. SEND HELP

Yolk @YolkBats
SHE ONLY EVER RESPONDS TO HER SISTER

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
sister??

Atropos @Omdurman
That’s what you get for copying my pseudonym inspiration.
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
just found out that Wednesday started a garden around the hummers shed, how did i find this out you might ask? she handed me a bouquet of roses

Enid<3 @enid.anne
i am not okay

Yolk @YolkBats
WHAT COLOR?!

Enid<3 @enid.anne
RED WHITE PINK AND ORANGE

Yolk @YolkBats
GIRL, GET TO GOOGLING FLOWER MEANINGS

Enid <3 @enid.anne
I HAVE BEEN

Enid <3 @enid.anne
IM SCARED THAT IM READING INTO IT TO MUCH, ROMANCE, LOYALTY, HAPPINESS? FROM WEDNESDAY ADDAMS???

Yolk @YolkBats
SHES OBSESSED WITH YOU

Divi @divina.devine
okay, but think about it this way, it’s wednesday addams, if anyone knows flower meanings it is her

Yolk @YolkBats
YES!! THAT EXACTLY!

Enid <3 @enid.anne
okay, but she told me that the only reason she grew roses is because eugene wouldn’t let her grow anything poisonous near the hive

gene @gene.eugene.bee
ask her why she chose roses, of all non-poisonous flowers

Enid @enid.anne
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT THAT MY BESTIE/ROOMIE HAS A DEATHLY ALLERGY????

Yolk @YolkBats
i do not understand what you see in that girl

Enid @enid.anne
SHE BASICALLY JUST TOLD ME THAT IF SHE CANT GROW SOMETHING POISONOUS THAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SOMETHING THAT WOULD STILL BE A DANGER EVEN IF ONLY TO HER??? IM SO?
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Atropos @Omdurman
You insufferable girl. Why can’t you see that i’m holding my heart out for you to take.

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
you have to be bold, our courting methods are strange to the ordinary

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Atropos @Omdurman
Pineapple contains an enzyme known as bromelain, when you eat pineapple this enzyme digests protein in your body. When you eat pineapple, it eats you back.

Atropos @Omdurman
This one was for Clotho.

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
he was grateful, complained that he missed you, and then went and asked mother for some pineapple

Enid <3 @enid.anne
never eating pineapple again
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
thinking about that time an internet celebrity replied to my tweet and then my bestfriend misgendered their sibling…

Yolk @YolkBats
i’m so sorry that i, like many other people on this platform, assumed that the internet celebrities who named themselves after old women, were women

Enid <3 @enid.anne
so embarrassing

Atropos @Omdurman
It was quite amusing, Lachesis is still complaining about it. You’ve wounded the pathetic boy’s ego.

Enid <3 @enid.anne
WE ARE SO SORRY!!!
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
OH MY GOD?? OH NY GOD??? MY ACCOUNT IS BLOWING UP???

Yolk @YolkBats
you are very welcome

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
400 new followers in less than 5 minutes, they all wish to see the girl who Atropos deemed worthy to speak to

Enid <3 @enid.anne
deemed worthy?

gene @gene.eugene.bee
Atropos has only ever responded to you and Lachesis, i’d say that makes you worthy

Enid <3 @enid.anne
yeah but why? what did i do that was so special?

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
she has had her eye on you for a while

Enid <3 @enid.anne
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
just cried watching a video of a baby laying with its dog, i want a puppy so bad

Divi @divina.devine
you are a puppy

Enid <3 @enid.anne
and you’re a fish, a sad little minonow

gene @gene.eugene.bee
Wednesday told me to remind you that you are failing psychology, and that you should pay attention to the lecture

Enid <3 @enid.anne
I HAVE A C, THAT IS NOT FAILING

jax @a.jax.petropoli
If you need help on the homework don't ask me. I tried helping you. - Wednesday Addams

Enid <3 @enid.anne
Wednesday, you wouldn’t have to steal other people’s phones if you just made your own twitter account

jax @a.jax.petropoli
i let her borrow it actually, also she said “no”, regarding the making a profile, and then criticized my grammar

Bianca @Queen.Bia
the way this tweet was co-written by Addams
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
Wednesday said we can’t get a puppy because we live in a dorm room, but what is the point of having a roommate who is always breaking the rules if i can’t use it to my advantage

Atropos @Omdurman
Devious.

Enid <3 @enid.anne
do you like puppies, oh mysterious Atropos?

Atropos @Omdurman
I prefer arachnids to canines, although I am fond of a few wolves.

Enid <3 @enid.anne
i can’t stand spiders! my roomie loves them though, so i’ve been building up a tolerance

Enid <3 @enid.anne
can we talk about how your sibling said that you have had your eye on me? i would really like to know the context of that???

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Atropos @Omdurman
Death. An explosion. A supernova. It created light, it created life, it created you. Can’t you see how death is beauty? See how this fire roaring inside of me only exists so that you might witness it?

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
wow, okay. look at you go

Atropos @Omdurman
Do not belittle me. It will be the last thing you do.

gene @gene.eugene.bee
beautiful!

Enid <3 @enid.anne
that’s so romantic!

Atropos @Omdurman
Do you think so?

Enid <3 @enid.anne
yeah! i think it’s really pretty. it reminds me of that one mitski song where she says “ i don’t think i could stand to be where you don’t see me”

Atropos @Omdurman
I believe I know that song, the one who holds my heart has it in many of her playlists.

Enid <3 @enid.anne
i like the way you say that, the one who holds your heart, why do you phrase it like that?

Atropos @Omdurman
She is unaware of my feelings for her. The word “crush”, which my friends have insisted on my using, feels arbitrary, and I am not lucky enough to call her my lover.

Enid <3 @enid.anne
why haven’t you told her?

Atropos @Omdurman
I’m working on it.
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Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
682 following | 19.1k followers
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jax @a.jax.petropoli
the way my ex is blowing up on twitter for digging into a celebrities personal life
> Enid <3 @enid.anne
why haven’t you told her?

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
AJAX!!

jax @a.jax.petropoli
ONLY YOU ARE CAPABLE ENID!

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
RUDE

Yolk @YolkBats
brutal

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
right?!! the betrayal
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Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
okay, for the people who are new here, Ajax is my friend. One of my best friends. he was 100% joking, we tease each other all of the time, please do not attack him for a joke that i was complaining fine with him making!
> jax @a.jax.petropoli
the way my ex is blowing up on twitter for digging into a celebrities personal life
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Atropos @Ondurman
Crows are brilliant creatures, considered the smartest birds by far. They can solve puzzles, memorize faces, show emotions, and can even be trained to speak.

Atropos @Omdurman
Crows are also known to mate for life.

Atropos @Omdurman
This is all to say that I have been referred to as a raven on multiple occasions, by family, by mentors, by enemies, but you see something in me that they never could. You see my fear, you see my hope, you see my love and my best attempts to be gentle. (1/2)

Atropos @Omdurman
You make me feel safe enough to be and to show you all of those things. You have given me a nest to land and to be myself. A raven I might have been, but for you I will be a crow; intelligent, loving, tamed. (2/2)

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
if someone spoke to me this way i would die on the spot

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
Truely? How wonderful.

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
every time you people interact with me i become more confused

Divi @divina.divine
bet you have that “someone” in mind
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Rockland @hades.rockland
0 following | 94.1M followers

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Rockland @hades.rockland
Poe! You brilliant and beautiful creature! You talented little lyricist!
> Atropos @Omdurman
You make me feel safe enough to be and to show you all of those things. You have given me a nest to land and to be myself. A raven I might have been, but for you I will be a crow; intelligent, loving, tamed. (2/2)

Atropos @Omdurman
Is this your way of asking to steal my work, again?

Rockland @hades.rockland
it’s not stealing!! it’s co-writing!

Atropos @Omdurman
If it was co-writing I would be credited.

Rockland @hades.rockland
you want to be credited? i’ll give you credits for everything you have helped write.

Atropos @Omdurman
No.

Rockland @hades.rockland
Yeah, I know you value your privacy. If you ever change your mind you know where to find me.

Rockland @hades.rockland
so, about those lyrics

Atropos @Omdurman
You are a leech.

Rockland @hades.rockland
what else are brothers for! thank you! i love you! i’ll let you check out the lyrics when we see each other next month!

Atropos @Omdurman
You’re coming home for thanksgiving?

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
Oh my lord! I’m so excited! You have to come now, Poe, we haven’t all been home in years!

Atropos @Omdurman
I will consider it.
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Lachesis @lachesis.ad
I’m really enjoying watching people freak out over this, but so is Atropos, which is bad news for you all because it means I am not allowed to explain. @enid.anne is your only hope now.
>amaradove @rock.y.lover
ATROPOS AND ROCKY ARE SIBLINGS? ATROPOS AND ROCKY ARE SIBLINGS? ATROPOS AND ROCKY ARE SIBLINGS? ATROPOS AND ROCKY ARE SIBLINGS? ATROPOS AND ROCKY ARE SIBLINGS?
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Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME?!??
>Lachesis @lachesis.ad
I’m really enjoying watching people freak out over this, but so is Atropos, which is bad news for you all because it means I am not allowed to explain. @enid.anne is your only hope now.

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
If you ask, Atropos will answer.

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
WHY ME??!?!

Yolk @YolkBats
ASK ATROPOS ABOUT ROCKY

kent @kent.not.clark
ASK ATROPOS

jax @a.jax.petropoli
ASK ATROPOS

Divi @divina.divine
ASK ATROPOS

Enid (famous era) @enid.anne
OKAY OH MY GOD!
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
Oh mysterious Atropos, what is your relationship with Rocky?

Atropos @Omdurman
Rocky crashed his motorcycle into my family’s yard when I was a child. My parents patched him up and decided to keep him.

Rockland @hades.rockland
that's Poe speak for adoption, hello Enid

Enid (rockland cartwright knows my name??) @enid.anne
Hi Rocky! I’m a huge fan!!

gene @gene.eugene.bee
She's trying and failing really hard to be normal about this

Rockland @hades.rockland
Thank you! I’m a fan of yours too.

Enid (rockland cartwright knows my name??) @enid.anne
You what?!

Enid (rockland cartwright knows my name??) @enid.anne
You know me???

Rockland @hades.rockland
of course, Poe talks about you all the time, i’ve even done some light stalking in order to find your blog.

Atropos @Omdurman
I warned you about that.

Enid (rockland cartwright knows my name??) @enid.anne
I think i’m going to faint
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Yolk @YolkBats
Wednesday showing up out of nowhere to catch Enid falling out of her seat? THE rock star Rockland Cartwright having heard about Enid from an anonymous internet celebrity?? Enid, what is your life?

Enid (rockland cartwright read my blog??) @enid.anne
Wednesday caught me?

Divi @divina.divine
yeah, she wasn’t even in the same class as us. i don’t know how she got here so fast or how she knew what was going to happen - it was crazy

gene @gene.eugene.bee
i told her!

Enid (rockland cartwright read my blog??) @enid.anne
thanks eugene

Yolk @YolkBat
where are you now?

Enid (rockland cartwright read my blog??) @enid.anne
my bed! wednesday is making me tea, then we’re gonna watch our show
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amaradove @rock.y.lover
okay okay wait. rocky’s sister wrote winter blue, rocky’s sister is atropos. the only person atropos has interacted with outside of her family is enid sinclair, a girl with winter blue eyes.
> Rolling Stone @RollingStone
In a Rolling Stone interview, up and coming star Rockland Cartwright talks about his new hit song Winter blue. “Nah, i’m not really the love song type. Winter was written by my sister. She's helped me write a bunch of songs… Winter Blue was all her”
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Enid (rockland cartwright read my blog??) @enid.anne
laying in bed with my crush and watching a fan theory, about how my favorite song is about me, blowing up is not how i expected my monday night to go
> amaradove @rock.y.lover
okay okay wait. rocky’s sister wrote winter blue, rocky’s sister is atropos. the only person atropos has interacted with outside of her family is enid sinclair, a girl with winter blue eyes.
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Enid (rockland cartwright read my blog??) @enid.anne
OH MU GOD! GUYS! THE SONG IS NOT ABOUT ME!I DO NOT KNOW ATROPOS. I DO NOT KNOW ROCKY. I DO NOT KNOW HOW THEY KNOW ME.
> Enid (rockland cartwright read my blog??) @enid.anne
laying in bed with my crush and watching a fan theory, about how my favorite song is about me, blowing up is not how i expected my monday night to go

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Atropos @Omdurman
Naegleria fowleri is a brain-eating amoeba that lives in warm, stagnant, waters such as lakes and hot springs around the world. The death rate in the United States is over 97%. Only 4 people have survived out of 157 known infected individuals from 1962 to 2022.

amaradove @rock.y.lover
is winter blue about Enid?

kari @karskats
did you write winter blue for enid?

Yolk @YolkBats
@enid.anne , isn’t this the shit wednesday was yapping about in botany a few months ago?

Yolk @YolkBats
holy- what are all of these comments

Micha ~ (taylor’s version) @itsmich_a
@Omdurman, did you write winter blue for @enid.anne

Mailee @mai.cartwright
oooo still water

NaNcy @nancmertens
is the song about enid?

kent @kent.not.clark
did you write the song about enid??
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
are you serious, kent?
> kent @kent.not.clark
did you write the song about enid?

Enid <3 @enid.anne
a fair little reminder that i know things about you that you don’t want to be on the internet.
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Mailee @mai.cartwright
Oh. Yeah. I see why atropos is into her.
> Enid <3 @enid.anne
a fair little reminder that i know things about you that you don’t want to be on the internet.
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
a fair little reminder that i know things about you that you don’t want to be on the internet.

Yolk @YolkBats
don’t you want to know?!

Enid <3 @enid.anne
i already do know?? the song is very obviously not about me.

Mailee @mai.cartwright
why are you so sure?

Enid <3 @enid.anne
because atropos doesn’t even know me! even if she sees what i post here and we interact sometimes, that song is so personal that it couldn’t be about someone she barely knows
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BUGS

gene: wednesday, are you okay?

pugs: is she still not answering?

gene: no, enid was upset last night about all of the people online talking about her and assuming she is who the song is about

pugs: i think wednesday feels guilty or even angry at the internet

gene: and she’s been missing all morning
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Lachesis @lachesis.ad
@Omdurman, where are you? Abeja is looking for you and you’re not answering.

Atropos @Omdurman
Shed.

Lachesis @lachesis.ad
He’s looked there, you should be in class, shouldn’t you?

Atropos @Omdurman
He should look harder, and brother, do not tell me what I should be doing.
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BUGS

Wednesday: Refrain from speaking about me as if I cannot see it.

Wednesday: Don’t assume that you know how I feel.

gene: sorry wednesday!
we’re just a little worried about you

pugs: what's happening isn't your fault, the internet is cruel but there's nothing you can do to change it. just be there for enid, make sure she knows that she has your support. that will mean more to her than anything else could

gene: are you still at the hummers shed? do you want company?

pugs: annnnnd shes back to ignoring us

gene: it’s okay, everyone deals with things in their own way

pugs: i know, but wednesday, we’re here for you
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Enid <3 @enid.anne
I was busy working on the set for the school play and I was gonna skip lunch because we’ve been running behind, but Wednesday showed up with takeout and flowers.

Enid <3 @enid.anne
i don’t even know how she had the time to do all of this, but she is so sweet.