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Constant stress (An ask fic)

Summary:

You basically ask them stuff, and they'll give you answers
Please....ASK!!! ASK HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT I WANT COMMENTS!!! RAHH!!

You can also change how your ask will appear (having no voice, voice being louder or quieter, or just being a hindrance overall if they don't answer properly)

Chapter 1: Somethings you should know

Chapter Text

Trash of the counts family:
I've only read up to chapter 279 season 1 (novel) and has since dropped it during that chapter. So some characters may be forgotten or mischaracterized. Also please avoid asking for characters that are after said chapter so I can avoid being spoiled :/

Forsaken:
I won't do unreleased killers/survivors sadly. BUT!!! Jason can respond (by writing) so there's that!

Mr villains day off & I'm not that kind of talent:
I kind of....forgot....the other characters.......that aren't.....the MCs.......oopsies... BUT! You can still request for characters other than MCs, as long as they're in the wiki!

Zettai BL ni naru sekai:
Basically same as the above but I only remembered the MCs, ayatos group, and like..Miiko, the fujoshi and the mind reader guy

The boy:
The sequel doesn't exist because it's only used as a money tactic and did the first part dirty

Love angel syndrome:
For the characters outside of Ai and Yuuna, they'll be written with add-ons to their personality

Dandys world:
For people other than the toons, they'll also be written with add-ons to their personality

others:
You can ask on any chapters!

You can give them stuff too :3 (it'll be limited and supervised)

Sometimes an ask will be censored to avoid spoilers to the characters, but hey, if they're smart enough they'll find out themselves

If you didn't read the tags (understandably) my memory is very bad so the characters EXCEPT 007n7 will be OOC. Deepest apologies

COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!

Chapter 2: Forsaken + INTKOT

Summary:

Wooah!!! They get asked!!

Notes:

I was speedrunning this :3

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Elliot was cooking breakfast. Cracking eggs into a pan and make sure it's fried well before putting it on top of each of the survivors plates

The rest of the survivors were awake too.

Shedletsky was bragging to two time about how his sword skills are much better than his and that two time should practice with him some day

Taph was explaining to Dusekkar about how his explosives worked. Trying to find a way to make it better to have a good chance in surviving the next round

It was peaceful until..

Ding!

A small, see-through crystal blue coloured pop up appeared in front of Chance.

[ From: CHAI_Drinker ]

The room filled with silence. Looking around for where the voice had come from before landing on Chance, and that weird screen in front of him

[ My dearest chance 💖
How are you on this fine day?
Good I hope
Anyways
Could I perhaps get you pregnant? 🤪 ]

…..

“Umm…hey 007n7? Is this one of yours?” Chance pointed towards the pop up, raising an eyebrow as he looked at 007n7 curiously

“Huh? Uh me?” The room focused on him now

“Well…no. Not really..”

[ Please give a proper answer! ]

Chance shrugged 007n7’s response off. Answering a silly question like this wouldn't hurt

“Nah, don't think you could anyways”

[ Question answered! Thank you for your patronage! ] And just like that, the screen faded away. Just for two more pop ups to appear in front of Shedletsky and Dusekkar

[ From: XxdelrizexX
to dusekkar

DUSEKKAR
CAST THE LASER ZAPP ON THE KILLER DO IT!!!! ]

….

“Even if it is in my best interest to do so, I won't be able to follow your request since there are no enemies for me to cast on”

[ 1 out of 2 questions answered! ]

Two time stared at the question Shedletsky has gotten

[ From: XxdelrizexX
To shedletsky

Which sword is youre favorite :DD ]

“Hmm…a favourite sword huh? Can't say I got one! I love all of them equally” Shedletsky answered with a smirk

[ 2 out of 2 questions answered! Thank you for taking the time to answer their questions! Here is a small message from one of the commentators! ]

[ From: CHAI_Drinker
This ask is for all the gamblers

💰 money 💰
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
(I give 1 penny too all)
No need to thank me 🧐 ]

The screen disappeared just as quickly as it came, leaving stunned silence to fill the air and a penny in each of the survivors' hands.

Inside the kitchen Elliot carefully placed the omelette on top of the rice. When he suddenly heard something metal falling down

“Huh?”

He picked up the fallen object and observed it

‘a penny huh? Don't mind if I do!’ he placed the penny within his pocket and grabbed a spoon and a cup, hitting them together to make a loud clanging sound

“Breakfast is ready!” He shouts out, unaware of whatever fuckery just happened in the main living room

“.... let's just go eat first before we have a discussion on what just happened”

“I certainly take an interest in that as well”

The survivors went to the dining area

— I'm not that kind of talent —

A piece of paper was slapped onto a desk, the words “Letter of resignation” written boldly on top

“I quit”

.

..

“What?”
Cavert snapped the pen he was holding and slammed on the desk immediately after. Making the papers fly away and hit Deon’s face.

“You dare… turn your back on me?”

 

…….

 

He leaped up from his desk and lunged at Deon’s legs, hugging him tightly.

“No!! Never!!! I'll never allow it!!!!” Cavert, the supposedly terrifying demon king, whined out like a toddler throwing a tantrum. Weirdly enough, Deon showed no reaction to this. Just taking the paper off his face with a calm look

“Why are you doing this? Where is this even coming from?!” He springed on his two feet immediately, continuing to shove down questions into Deon’s throat without giving him time to answer

“What do you not like about the castle? Do the others disrespect you? Do they discriminate against you because you're human?”

“....No, your subordinates have done nothing wrong” Deon replied, showing no emotions other than the pure embodiment of calm on his face

“..Then what is it? If you don't tell me–”

“You'll kill me?” Deon continued

“—I’ll have the subordinates….WHAT?!”

Cavert grabbed Deon by the shoulders, rocking him back and forth repeatedly

“No! Why would I ever kill you?! I just want to know! You know how much I care about you right!? Is it because I haven't been sending you to the battlefield lately? If you're frustrated because you're not allowed to fight, you know I have no choice!”

“That’s not..” “You’re in no condition to fight! “Wait..”

Deon was beginning to get dizzy from how fast he was moving like this

“Will you calm down..?!” He shouted out. It was loud enough to get Cavert to snap out of it, but unfortunately there are still side effects to it

Blood dripped from Deon’s nose. He held his hand up to stop any more blood from dropping on the floor

“You're bleeding again..!”

“...sorry about your floor”

“d..DOCTOR!!!”

— 🍾 —

Deon was taking his well-deserved break, making plans on how to find a way to leave the demon realm as soon as possible without the others realising the truth about him

Even thinking about the consequences made him shiver

He played with his mirror cube, not able to fall asleep, when he heard a ding sound come from above his head

He turned his attention to where it came from, a message hovering above his face

[ From: Jynhyung213
Deon, who's your favourite person? 🥺 ]

….huh?

His eyes scanned the rest of the bedroom, looking for the perpetrator behind this strange thing. When he found none, he looked through his memories to see if there's a name even remotely similar to the stated person

…..

But alas, there was none

[ Please give a proper answer! ]

He glanced at the mirror cube and the screen, debating whether or not he should follow through

“i don't think I have a favourite person..” he whispered to the screen, as if telling a secret that the world shouldn't know

[ 1 out of 2 questions answered! ]

Deon Hart raised an eyebrow. He has to answer two questions?

[ From: EvaDXIV
Deon, if you have to married one person, who would it be? ]

Well this was a strange one

“I haven't thought about it yet, but I prefer not to be married to anyone at the moment”

[ 2 out of 2 questions answered! Thank you for taking the time to answer their questions! ]

The screen disappeared

….yeah. Deon definitely needs some sleep

Notes:

I couldn't help myself but write that stupid Cavert scene. Sorry chat

Chapter 3: Triple trio!!!

Summary:

FORSAKEN + INTKOT + MVDO

Uuuhhh stuff happeneds

Notes:

Current timelines

TOTCF - After everything that has happened

Forsaken - Next chapter will be a round

MVDO - A day before the start of the manga

INTKOT - The start of the manhwa

Zettai BL - The day before Hatano's confession

The boy - The part where Cole is freaking out about the bloody mess

LAS - The start of the game

Dandys world - Like......a couple months when the whole ichor thing happens

Chapter Text

After they finished eating, Elliot placed their dishes away and sat down in one of the chairs that's far away from 007n7

 

The table is filled with silence, debating on how they should even start this conversation

 

“....Soo…” Chance began speaking “How do we feel about these….asks? messages?”

 

“I don't like it. Reminds me of 007n7. Which I'm sure isn't one of his little pranks by now” Elliot glanced at 007n7 

 

“No! It's not, I swear! They're not the same colour or anything!” The latter raised up his hands in defence, obviously startled by the sudden accusation. Which caused Elliot to stare at him suspiciously 

 

“Calm yer’ head down Elliot. Even if it was, it ain't doing any harm now is it?”

 

The person in question let out a sigh “guess you're right. But it's still a distraction! It blocks our view and spam us with these annoying pop ups, which will slow us down!”

 

“Yet it is quite easy to combat those, no? We simply need to answer their questions” Two time chimed in

 

“Right, and the whole blockage thing isn't much of a problem either since the pop-ups are see-through”

 

The team discussed more. The final verdict being to just leave them be

 

It's not like they could do anything about it after all

 

And as if on qué, multiple screens appeared in front of everyone. Fortunately, there were zero voices

 

Shedletsky, who was sitting next to him, looked over at his shoulder and stifled a laugh while 007n7 is sitting there in shock

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Dear 007n7 😊

I have come to inform you that just sooooo many people want to see you pregnant btw

It's honestly kinda concerning 😬😬

Also does your burger hat real???? ]

 

“That… Is that a good thing? I mean, I’m…. flattered I guess?” 007n7 scratched the back of his head, looking away from the screen. “Also, my burger hat isn’t real. I would be very concerned if it was”

 

When the qualifications was met, the hologram faded away, another one taking its place

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Everyone:

Write down who your favorite survivor / killer is ]

 

The hologram is also met with a keyboard, allowing them to type whatever they want

 

They all type in their answers, some keeping them as hidden as possible while the rest couldn’t care less

 

Noob: Elliot

 

007n7: c00lkidd

 

Shedletsky: Builderman

 

Guest1337: Dusekkar

 

Chance: Elliot or Two time

 

Two time: Elliot

 

Elliot: Builderman

 

Dusekkar: Taph

 

Builderman: Elliot

 

Taph: Builderman

 

After the crew finishes typing and sending their answers. 007n7 gets a message

 

And by now, Shedletsky, who has read all of it, was laughing his ass off

 

[ From: Broken Stars

007n7:

LET ME HIT ON THOSE CHEEKS 👅👅

ILL GIVE YOU A SECOND CHILD THAT I WILL TAKE CARE OF, JS LET ME HIT ONCE 7N7 ]

 

“S, so-” Shedletsky wipes his tears “- that’s the thing Chai warned you about huh?”

 

 

Noob then got curious and followed where Shedletsky was looking. They blushed and quickly looked away

 

007n7, was looking very astonished and marked the message as read

 

[ From: Seleft

007, 007, 007, 007- ]

A loud voice rang through the room; 007n7 got embarrassed and slipped away from the table, running back to his private cabin

 

When he reaches there and enters his bedroom. He presses a finger against his lips and makes a shushing sound

 

“Please don’t do that again! I don’t know if you…things…? Can hear us or not, but that was really disruptive of you!”

 

[ -this is an alert .] the voice then becomes a whisper, as if it was being apologetic. The words spoken made 007n7 perk up however

 

[ Someone wants to hit you. On the back of your head, with a Pan. I can't say anything else, apart than this is a person you trust a lot and it will be unexpected. You need to avoid the pan hitting your head this time, for this single time, or otherwise the perpetrator will repeat it in the future, and then they will be.... Unstoppable.

 

I hope you can dodge very well, 007n7. ]

 

“...I see. I’m glad you took your time to warn me about this, however I don’t really..trust anyone that much…And besides! Even if someone were to hit me on the head, wouldn’t that be my fault? Since…you know. Other than the killers which i assume you’re not talking about, the survivors don’t hate me enough to such a degree..” laid against the door, putting his knees against his chest

 

 “And…I don't blame them if they want to hit me or not. I've been such a horrible person in the past”

 

 

[ All messages have been read! ]

 

The screen disappeared. Leaving 007n7 all alone in a dark and empty room

 

Meanwhile with the other survivors

 

“What was that all about?” Elliot scoffed, placing his hands on his hips

 

“Aw! Don't mind it! Must've been one of them ‘asker's’” Builderman nudged the healer

 

The yellow man only sighed in response, checking out his own messages

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Elliot:

BAN TWOTIME FROM THE KITCHEN PLEASE, I SWEAR THEY BURNT DOWN THE KITCHEN LAST TIME THEY TRIED TO COOK ]

 

The red visored man let out a breathless laugh

 

“Yeah, of course. I'll keep that in mind”

 

Builderman had already walked away from him, deciding that it's better off for him to get privacy

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

To Elliot

 

Ur handsome 🤤 ]

 

A faint blush tainted the mans face in response

 

“That's sweet of you. Thanks Chai!” He smiled and waved goodbye at the message while it faded away

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Dearest Chance.

If you were to rewind time, what would you do? ]

 

Chance's smirk twitched when being reminded of the past, a past where he hasn't been forsakened yet. But he still kept his dumbass smile on

 

“Hm…probably gamble!”

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Deear chance 💗💗

 

Even though you say you couldn't

Could I please try?

🥺🥺🥺

Please

🥺🥺🥺

Your so hot please 🙏🙏🙏 ]

 

Chance just waved it off

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Noob:

watch smiles hd ! :) ]

 

Noob, who was fumbling with the ends of his shirt, looked up and got jump scared by the messaged

 

“Eh!? Um…uh….s-sorry. But we can't really watch stuff. I mean! We could! Since we have a TV and all, but it's not really brand new or anything…um…I'm sorry!”

 

[ From: Broken Stars

FATletsky:

STOP EATING CHICKEN. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. YOU FATASS ]

 

Shedletsky whined “But that's not my fault! If it weren't for the rounds I would've ate at least one bucket every OTHER day!”

 

Builderman just shook his head is disappointment

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Guest:

Can I take your wig ]

 

Guest, who was cleaning the dishes, glanced only for a moment and replied “It's not a wig it's real hair”

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Dusekkar:

Oh woe is he, so frail and weak, a wizard starved, too I'll to speak.. *coughing noises*

Anyways I dare you to use your loveshot Miku cosplay and show it in front of all the survivors ]

 

“If LoveShot-Sekkar is who you seek, then unfortunately you have the wrong being. I shan't wear another one's costume for the time being” (yo holy shit I just rhymes!!!!!)

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Taph: ruin the killers eyes with your subspace. Place 50 of them Infront of each of their doors. ]

 

“❌. 🤷🏠” (I can't do that since I don't know where they live)

 

After eating their share of food, Two Time was peacefully laying down on the cabin's rooftop

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

To two time

 

I despite your every fiber

Look out for my name as it will only bring suffering for you ]

 

“Your words won't shake my soul, for the great Spawn will protect me from your actions!” they responded with a toothy grin

 

[ From: Broken Stars

So..! Two-time.. How do you feel after.. The sacrifice? ]

 

They froze. A breath was harshly sucked into their lungs

 

[ Please give a proper answer! ]

 

“...a, ah! Excuse me there. I was simply surprised you know of my doings…. I'll do anything for the Spawn. Anything.” They looked anywhere but to the screen. Their chest rising up and down quickly

 

[ Please give a proper answer! ]

 

‘Didn’t that count as an answer?’ Two time glanced at the screen again, biting lower lip until the taste of iron flooded their tongue

 

“.....I feel nothing but envy for him to be sacrificed instead of me”

 

[ Question has been answered! Thank you for taking your time! ]

 

…..

 

Two Time feels dirty.

 

—––—

 

c00lkidd and the others were eating a hearty breakfast made by 1x

 

When all of a sudden a blue, holographic screen appeared right in front of c00lkidd

 

[ From: Broken Stars— ]

 

CRASH!

 

1x immediately uses mass infection, making sure c00lkidd wasn't hit by it as well

 

[ Q— ]

 

Then they use entanglement 

 

Pieces of the see-through screen were sprawled all over the floor. Flickering slightly before dissipating 

 

 

….

 

“What the fuck was that noise?!” Bluudud stepped down the stairs, checking up on the main killers inside the dining room

 

“An enemy is here. Hmph, does Shedletsky truly believe that such trickery will work on me?” 1x placed their Daemonshank on top of the counter, washing away the poison that dropped on their hands

 

And then, a robotic voice rang through the room

 

 

[ From: XxdelrizexX

To c00lkid

 

Whats you're happiest memory with you're father :D

Do you want to have him with you? ]

 

“Dad? You know my dad?!” c00lkidd excitedly leaned forward. 

 

“If you know my dad, then that means you're a friend of his right?! Ooh! Can you tell him I said hi? Oh, right! Sorry! Have to answer your question first!”

 

When c00lkidd didn't seem to be in much danger, 1x shook his head and went back to his room. John doe went and sit next to c00lkidd to see what he's reading

 

“Happiest memory? Hmm…..I can't choose one……every time I think of him it always makes me happy! And I really, REALLY, want my dad with me! Can you please bring him here? Pretty pretty please?” c00lkidd grabbed onto the screen and shook it aggressively 

 

The screen then went away. A replacement appearing outside of c00lkidd’s hands

 

[ From: Broken Stars

Oh and before I forget

*Gives blindfold to c00lkidd* ]

 

The blindfold appeared in c00lkidds hands

“...Huh? What is this for?”

 

[ From: Broken Stars

1 egg (1⁴ / 1x4):

Maul Jason to death. ]

 

1x glared at the screen

 

“Just because I had allowed you to stay near c00lkidd, does not mean you can demand me of anything”

 

The killers were now preparing for the next round

 

— I'M NOT THAT KIND OF TALENT —

 

“U, um…Mister Arut? May I come in?” A demon had knocked on the door, opening it slightly to see Deon playing with his mirror cube

 

He simply nodded slightly, ignoring how the maid almost tripped when entering the room

 

‘wow…She's so scared of me. Is it because of my face?’

 

“The demon king requests for your appearance in the meeting..”

 

….

 

“Pardon?”

 

“I, I said the demon king requests for your appearance in the meeting!” The maid squealed out when she saw the commanders eyes darken

 

“....I see. You may leave, I'll go there myself”

 

“Y…yes sir!” The maid scrambled to get out of his room as quickly as she should not wanting to anger him further. While she was leaving, she couldn't help but think how handsome Arut was

 

Deon gritted his teeth. He began to play with the mirror cube more aggressively

 

‘Seriously? An audience with the demon king while HE told ME to rest?! What is that bastard thinking–!’ His thoughts were cut off by the sound of a familiar dinging sound

 

He moved his mirror cube away from his face. Taking in the sight of see-through crystal blue and the 0 and 1’s appearing from it

 

Something that he had thought was a hallucination, ended up being reality

 

[ From: XxdelrizexX

to Deon

 

Hi! ]

 

….

 

It made him relax, just for a little bit

 

To see someone greeting him like this

 

He waved hello

 

[ From: EvaDXIV

I'm NOT sure if i'm going to get choose, but Deon! What would u do if i give you 10 bottles of wine right here and right now? ]

 

His smile widened at the mention of alcohol

 

“Probably stash them under my bed. Maybe if I feel like it, I could drink some of them…but what do you mean by choose?”

 

[ All messages have been answered! Thank you for taking the time out of your day to answer and read their messages ]

 

“Ah wait. You haven't answered my question yet–”

 

The blue screen disappeared before Deon could grab onto it

 

….

 

‘Well, it's fine. I can ask them sometime’ Deon got up from his bed, despite the cold reality of having to go to a meeting today, the kind messages made him feel just a bit better

 

— MR VILLAINS DAY OFF —

 

Today was his day off

 

And day offs are supposed to be spent well

 

With 100% full of relaxation and happiness before he could go back to work

 

That's why he must avoid work at all costs during a day off

 

So why….

 

Why is work floating right in front of him?

 

The general held his face, trying to ignore the ominous aura of that floating blue thing that's definitely going to make him work

 

[ To General

 

Do you like any animals besides pandas?

 

From Dancon0clown ]

 

…..

 

Though the question about animals and pandas was making him want to vocalise about the many intriguing details and facts about animals in general

 

………

 

 

Well. It wouldn't necessarily count as work since it's just an innocent question after all

 

“I….like a lot of animals, more specifically cats and dogs”

 

[ Thank you for answering our question! Hope to see you next time! ]

 

The screen disappeared 

 

……Well that wasn't as bad as he thought it would be

 

Chapter 4: Fandomzmmz save 007n7 guys

Summary:

Forsaken
I'm not that kind of talent
Mr villains day off
Trash of the counts family

Notes:

I should probably NOT use up every single ask for one single chapter. But it's okay because I love 007n7

Chapter Text

Cale stretched out his arms after a long day of sleeping, he was currently eating lunch together with the children and Choi Han

 

[ From: Priestess_of_death– ]

 

The screen was immediately broken by Choi Han's sword

 

…. “Strong Choi Han! Why did you destroy that? Didn't you hear? It said it was from the priestess of death! And the only priestess we know is Miss Cage!” the little dragon scolded Choi Han

 

“Ah…I'm sorry. I assumed it was a threat” The person being scolded just looked down guilty

 

“It's fine. Cage must've been showing off her new technology” Cale just brushed it off

 

“Speaking of, we never seen that type of communication before Cale! Can we go see Cage after this? Pretty please?” Ohn pawed at Cale, looking at him with pleading eyes

 

In return, Ohn received a sigh from the older man “After lunch”

 

“Yayyy!!”

 

— FORSAKEN —

 

The survivors began to feel a little woozy after the meeting. They all blacked out

 

All of them woke up in different spots with different people

 

007n7 was alone

 

Elliot with Guest and Chance

 

Taph with Dusekkar and Builderman

 

Two time with Shedletsky and Noob

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: chance

 

 *violent loud sobbing noises*

 

Please chance!

 

Just give me a chance!

 

I'm literally so obsessed with you right now 😭😭😭

 

If not me then *sniff* would you bang mafioso? Or guest? 🥺🥺

 

Maybe both while I sit in the cuck chair? 🥺🥺 ]

 

Chance just chuckled, simply taking your message as a joke “Nah”

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: guest

 

You so fine ❤️ ]

 

Guest, who was stretching his arms, smiled at the message. “Thank you”

 

[ From: Simps4Sh1ps

To Builderman:

 

My good sir , I humbly ask you to carry my child or if not I can carry yours.

 

I WANT YOU

 

IM GONNA MAKE YOU M I N E

 

(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•) ]

 

Builderman flinched at the message that appeared Infront of him suddenly. Disrupting his workflow

 

“What's with y'all and yer’ little obsession with pregnanting us?” He looked away and blushed

 

[ From: Broken Star

Taph:

*Teleports you to the killer cabins"

Now you can ruin their eyes :D

Just be careful tho.. ]

 

Taph disappeared right Infront of Dusekkar

 

“Builderman. It seems we have a problem. One of our teammates have gone missing. I assume this is because of the messages we have gained”

 

“So yer’ telling me they can teleport us to anywhere they want?”

 

“Most likely, yes”

 

“.... that's too much power for those types of people”

 

Taph has teleported right in the middle of the cabin the killers are in

 

….

 

He stared at the message that was the reason he was here

 

 🖕

 

[ From: Seleft

007. I think you don't understand the danger of headconcussions. Even less the danger of multiple head concussions. I will inform you about those, later. ]

 

007n7 just nodded “Well, it's not that bad since all of our injuries disappear after death”

 

[ From: Seleft

C00lkidd!!!!!!!!!!!! Y0U'R3 C00L!!!!!! be careful. 4ND C00L!!!!! T4k3 th1s c00l plu5h13 t00. ]

 

c00lkidd was colouring with Jason, when the screen appeared in front of him again alongside a plushie that looks exactly like c00lkidd

 

“Oh wow! Thank you kind stranger!!” He placed the plushie besides him and continued colouring

 

[ From: Seleft

for 007: "You know that c00lkidd loves you, right?” ]

 

007n7 was working on a generator when the message suddenly appeared. He sucked in his breath. “I know…I know and I love him as well. But I can't show it in front of the others. Elliot is only tolerating me and the admins are probably deciding to ban me once this whole…thing ends.. Showing them that I still love my child after all that he has done will only make them hate me more”

 

[ From: Seleft

"He says hi.” ]

 

He smiled, just a bit. Imagine his son waving hello with a big smile “tell him I said hi as well. Give him a little gift from me if possible”

 

Shedletsky, who left Noob alone with Two time, came across 007n7. Before he could even say hi, a message popped up in front of him

 

[ From: Seleft

"Shedletsky. I want to kiss you. I will make a perfect life for you. (And your wife if she exist.) I love you. Toodles. Get this gift." (spawn chicken butcket. tasty chicken butcket. MORE THAN USUAL tasty) ]

 

A chicken appeared right in Shedletsky’s arms “Aw! Thanks man!” 

 

007n7 flinched and looked behind him, noticing Shedletsky with a very tasty looking chicken bucket “...huh?”

 

“Nah, not you. Just one of those people again! See? They even gave me a chicken bucket!”

 

“Oh.. thats nice. Could you still heal yourself with those?”

 

“Hmm…good idea! I'll be off to try it then! Bye bye!”

 

“Bye …”

 

Shedletsky ran away, chicken bucket in hand

 

He looked goofy like that

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for : 007n7

 

Hey-! Uh..

 

So... the uh

 

Um

 

On the universe I 'technically' oversee

 

Uhh

The askers killed coolkid

 

By...

 

Heart attack.

 

So watch out

 

Sorry

 

Bye ]

 

He looked at the message in fear, concern, and straight up anger

 

“You guys can kill us automatically? Why him of all people?! What has my boy done to you–” he gets cut off by the feeling of being stabbed

 

He was too focused on the message that he didn't notice Bluudud’s clones

 

“Ah…fuck!”

 

He ran away from the generator immediately, knowing that his position has been revealed

 

He can hear footsteps behind him. It's bluudud

 

Where the hell is Shedletsky when you need him?!

 

Noob and Two time were doing a generator together

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: noob

 

(The entire song of Billy Jean by Michael Jackson) ]

 

Noob flinched and tried to silence it by shushing

 

“Two time! What will I do??? The killer will know where we are by now!”

 

“Allow me” Two time slashed at the message making the song glitch for a moment before quieting down

 

“..o-oh! Thank you two time! How did you know that would work?”

 

“I didn't, I just tried”

 

“.....Oh”

 

They both went back to connecting the wires

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: two time

 

*i want to tickle there brain with an unpleasant feeling*

 

 

 

L bozo ]

 

The moment two time received the headache, they immediately stabbed the screen

 

The feeling went away immediately

 

They went back to work

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: 007n7

 

HAMBURGER MAN!!

 

I AM VERY TIRED

 

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME

 

IT IS VERY LATE FOR ME

 

GOOD NIGHT ]

 

“Could you–” he pants “at least–” he dodges “try giving me–” he dodges again “something to work with?!”

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: 007n7

 

Ignore that im sleep deprived sorry ]

 

“Yeah! sure! Of course!!! Just help me out here!!!” He continued sprinting. Where even is Taph and his bombs?! Usually it would be at least somewhere!

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: Elliot, 007n7, guest, chance

 

Hello Elliot, 007n7, guest and chance

 

Out of all of you

Who are you most likely to kiss

Your answers WILL be shared with the others I have asked this

Im devious 😈

Sorry not sorry guys

Also tell two time im coming for them evilly ]

 

“I don't know?! Anyone who can help me escape from Bluudud!!”

 

Guest was currently protecting Chance and Elliot, when the messaged appeared right in front of him “... Seriously?” He raised his eyebrow

 

Chance was still working on the generator “Honestly? If I had to pick, probably Guest”

 

“...what?” Elliot looked towards Chance

 

“Whhaaatt? It's not like we could NOT answer anyways. Since they'll just keep spamming us with the same questions until we give them something to work with!”

 

“Well it's just….” Elliot let out a sigh “okay, fine… I guess I'll kiss Guest too? What about you guest?

 

Guest’s face was red. “...hm…I don't know. Maybe you Elliot?”

 

Elliot just nodded

 

Once they finished answering, another pop up has appeared

 

[ As promised, the answers will be shared!

Chance: Guest1337

Elliot: Guest1337

Guest1337: Elliot

007n7–]

 

A brick came crashing through the screen, fortunately Guest managed to dodge in time

 

“....we can break them?” He muttered out

 

“.......so we didn't have to answer that stupid question?” Elliot's mouth gaped

 

………

 

[ From: Woooshers

To 007n7, i just wanted to let you know that your probably going to have to share custody of c00lkidd with 1x1x1x1 because they kinda adopted/is currently a parental figure towards your son while your gone :D ]

 

“Yeah!! That's cool!!! Absolutely fine with me!!!! Just help save meee!!!!!!”

 

— MR VILLAINS DAY OFF —

 

The general wore his coat, preparing to go out today to see a special creature named “Pandas”

 

However, before he stepped outside, a notification appeared right In Front of him

 

[ To General

 

Who is your favorite ranger

 

From Dancing0clown ]

 

”Favourite ranger? I have none. I respect their powers yet also hate them all equally”

 

[ To General

 

Who is your favorite colleague?

 

From Dancin0clown ]

 

He frowned at the mention of work when he's currently off duty but he still answered “I don't hold favouritism when it comes to colleagues. It'll affect workflow that way”

 

He makes sure that he has all of his items with him. Keys, phone, wallet…just the basics really. After that he went outside to go see pandas again

 

— I'M NOT THAT KIND OF TALENT —

 

Deon hart walked out of his room, he's still quite bitter about the meeting but the messages helped mediate it better

 

‘Commanders meeting…doesn't that mean that all of the commanders will be there too?! Regular demons are terrifying enough but I have to face the commanders!? I'm doomed..’

 

“Ah! Commander Demon!”

 

He glared at the person who greeted him (accidentally) which made the demon shrivel up slightly

 

‘..Watch the face…watch the face’

 

He takes in a deep breath while walking, calming himself just a bit

 

‘I’m no match for them, so I shouldn't provoke them for no reason..Speaking of, I wonder what those blue screen things are doing?’

 

He ignored the whispers and murmurs from the rest of the demons, focusing on his thoughts as he wondered about the asks

 

‘Jin hyung 213…Eva D-X-I-V….Xx deal rise…? How did it pronounce it again? They're all strange names and none of them are familiar…’

 

He snapped out of his thoughts when he heard two people “C, commander Demon!!!”

 

‘Alright, stay calm Deon. Act the way Demon Arut, the zeroth corps commander, is supposed to be’

 

He waved them off calmly “Open the door”

 

When they did, he entered the room. A large booming voice came announcing his presence “The Zeroth corps commander has arrived!”

 

He could see the sinister gleam in the demon king’s eyes “You're here” he grinned

 

 

‘What the hell is going on here??’ he thought to himself, trying to not let panic show on his face

 

He can feel cold sweat on his back. All of them look so scary..

 

There were various reactions, but Deon couldn't be bothered to focus on them. Only walking to his seat that was right next to the demon king

 

‘Why are there so many commanders????’

 

Despite this fear, he still sat down. The chair squeaked when he did

 

———

 

The meeting has gone terribly

 

He was sitting there in the carriage, after he got pressured into fighting in the last meeting

 

His world is bleak now that they've moved up his departure date

 

Hell! Cavert even caught him secretly packing up to escape!! Luckily he just assumed it was for the “overseeing the general population” or whatever he called it

 

‘Although…life in the empire wouldn't be much better, would it? Not only is there the crazy emperor who sent me to the demon king but also my older brother who definitely despises me and wants me dead……still…..it might be better than dying at the hands of monsters’

 

He wiped off the cold sweat that was on his forehead ‘Let’s look on the brightside..’

 

He lifted the curtain up slightly, taking a good look at the demons accompanying him ‘From what I've heard the zeroth corps is competent, including Ed. If I make a show of initiating the attack and pull away when no one's looking, they'll definitely take care of the rest’

 

He lets go of the curtains. Now putting his focus on the bag beside him–

 

[ To Deon

 

How does it feel to have a two personalities?

 

From Dancin0clown ]

 

He notices the screen, well who wouldn't? It's the brightest thing here in this dark carriage

 

But for some reason, there's no voice that came from it

 

“Oh…a new person? Where do you guys even come from?” He whispered and pushed the screen slightly away from him. It's not because he dislikes it or anything! But the brightness hurts his eyes

 

“I don't get what you mean though..if you're talking about the difference between my exterior facade and my thoughts. Then yeah, it's pretty rough acting like this..” As he says that, he felt like weight was being put off his shoulders. One of the mental burdens was gone….it felt strange, telling strangers about himself

 

But whatever, it seems like they also know a lot more about him. Feels creepy though

 

[ From: EvaDXIV

Awwww my baby Deon🥺🥺🥺, alright babe, give him 10 bottle of wine right now and GO WILD BABY😍😍😍 ]

 

His eyes gleamed at the message. He only smiled wider when 10 bottles of wine appeared right in his arms. They all appear with different names. “Oh thanks! These all look like nothing I'm familiar with though..” he placed them all right beside him, taking one and sipping from the bottle

 

…Oh….woahh…..

 

He drank the entire bottle up some of it even dripping down his chin

 

“It’s really tasty, where'd you get it from?” He placed the empty bottle on the floor as he takes another bottle and drinks it all up

 

(Before we go, can we have a moment of silence please for the demonic creatures)

 

— TRASH OF THE COUNTS FAMILY —

 

Cale was preparing to meet Cage, when another message appeared in front of him

 

[ To Cale

 

How loud are the voices right now?

 

From Dancin0clown ]

 

He took one single glance at the screen and responded “Not that loud. They've gone awfully quiet after I screamed at them to shut up”

 

A weird feeling squirmed inside him, as if warning that the messages were no good

 

 

‘Speaking of…why would Cage of all people name herself the priestess of death on purpose?’

Chapter 5: I....I do!

Summary:

CROSSOVER NOW CHAI GET HERE

Chapter Text

His legs ran through the gas, each step leaving a trail of footsteps as he continued running

 

Where was everyone? Why is he all alone? Where's Guest? Where's shedletsky? Where's Chance?

 

Where.

 

Where is everyone?

 

He sprinted, he ran, he tried everything to get Bluudud off his tail

 

Yet he still kept chasing

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: 007n7

 

Various things

 

1.

The askers in this universe can probably kill anyone at anytime

But in my universe it was by accident

They tried to chear him up with sweets

And gave too many

And combined with other things ]

 

“So you're saying that the reason I'm like this is because the spectre wanted me to?! I..how come your universe has a limit!”

 

[ 2.

There is some delay

I can't see what is going on at the current moment

Otherwise I would've helped you sooner ]

 

“And you're not helping me NOW?!”

 

[ 3.

 

Would you like- actually hold on ]

 

The screen glitched out, disappearing and leaving 007n7 alone

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: bluudud

 

Get slowness bozo

 

(Slowness 5 for 30 seconds) ]

 

“Hey! That's cheating, you know? I like your colour though”

 

When 007n7 realised Bluudud slowed down, he hid behind an object, making him lost track on where he is

 

He breathes in and out, trying to regain some stamina back just until the slowness effect ends.

 

"Thanks....I guess"

 

[ From: CHAI_Drinker

Directed for: 007n7

 

Ok.

Would you like to be temporarily switched with my universe's self?

Just for a round that is.

People like you much better there ]

 

The options yes or no appeared right in front of him

 

He's tired, bruised, and right next to Bluudud. The only thing separating them was the barrier between them

 

With great hesitation, he pressed Yes

 

Lines of 0’s and 1’s appeared all over his body. Is he becoming transparent??

 

And then, just like that, he disappeared without a trace

Chapter 6: Exactly 1234 words😛😛😛

Summary:

I LOVE ME MEN SUFFERING LIKE WHEN THEY COUGH UP BLOOD AND GO ;-; I GIGGLE AND KISS THEM WHILE I PUSH THEM TO AN INCOMING CAR

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

007n7 finds himself in the middle of the doorway. He leaned on the door handle as support, the lines that glitches in and out of his skin dissipated

 

A voice came from inside his head. It hurts.

 

> Try your best 007n7! Make sure you eat and drink enough. I can't tell you much, but just don't let the others get suspicious 

 

It's…so nagging. Like how a mother would on their child's first day of school

 

Well it's not like 007n7 could care any less, since at the moment he's currently hunched over and covering his mouth from the amount of blood that's been pouring out of it

 

He can see buildermans feet from this angle. Well this was embarrassing

 

“Oh.. I'm so sorry… I'll clean it up later just…let me–” he coughs violently, more blood coming out of his mouth 

 

Another voice appeared inside his head.. seriously when did they downgrade from holographic textware to simple robot-like voices?

 

 > Mine has a limit because I'm not the spectre. And it doesn't let me do everything

 

‘glad to know that the Spectre was the one who did this’ he thought to himself as he wiped off the blood using his sleeves

 

Builderman looks concerned 

 

“Um. 7 are you ok? And no please I'll clean it up no need to worry.”

 

Builderman gets up and starts to walk to 007n7 

 

Dusekkar speaks up “I do say friend, what made those horns amend?”

 

“Oh yeah. Why do you have horns 7?”

 

He brings himself up slightly, just to look at this…universe’s Builderman in the eyes. It's all wrong. He looks more or less exhausted, he doesn't have that empty look behind his eyes and everything is just so, so different. He looks so different it disturbs 007n7

 

He bit back his words as he stood up slowly, looking everywhere but them

 

“It's…fine…really. I'll clean up the blood and umm” he looks through his memory, didn't that voice tell him to not let anyone be suspicious? He doesn't even know what this version of 007n7 did or even acts like…ah wait! That chai person mentioned something about messages also existing in this universe too “It's the asker's. They've been quite…energetic lately”

 

He bowed slightly “I'm still, so so sorry about the blood. You don't need to clean it up for me! I can do it myself!” He waved them off as he went to where he assumed the cabin kitchen is to get a wet towel

 

He feels strange walking into someone else's home, to force another version of him into a round just because he's too weak to survive himself…how selfish can he be?

 

He can still feel the side effects of the injuries, but he's pretty sure it's all been healed up considering he isn't bleeding from those spots anymore (also his clothes seem to be renewed as well)

 

Oh. Whatever, he just needs to clean up his blood and find where his own cabin is….if this universe even has one

 

Let's just …

 

Let's just try to get used to this for now

 

Builderman raises an eyebrow noting how 007n7 didn't answer his question 

 

“Ah. Yeah the askers have been real mean to you.”

 

Elliot sees 007n7 walk into the kitchen looking way more nervous than usual 

 

Elliot is sat at the far end of the table 

Hands together 

Elbows on the table 

 

“Need something n7?”

 

He says it with no malice just 

Curious

 

The other man flinched in response, slightly adjusting his burger hat to hide his horns. They sat under there uncomfortably.

 

“It's nothing. I just wanted to borrow a sponge and bucket. I accidentally spilled some stuff so..” 007n7 fiddled with his sleeve, more specifically the bloodied one that he wiped his mouth with

 

“Um…if you could point me to where it is, I could really appreciate that”

 

Elliot nods

 

He goes to point to the cupboard under the sink

“Ah ok there under- wait, is that blood? 7 are you ok?”

 

Elliot looks concerned

 

007n7 raised his hand up defensively “No! No.. it's not! It's not really blood just…something else? I don't know what it is but it's not blood! So please, don't be so concerned about me”

 

He looked away from Elliot. Walking over to the cupboard to grab the things he needed and placed the bucket under the faucet tap. Watching the water running

 

Although he would be lying if he said that he wasn't feeling uncomfortable under Elliot’s gaze. Slowly, overtime, he got more and more self-conscious about his horns, his shirt, his sleeves. Just everything in general

 

He moved his burger hat slightly, trying his best to make his horns feel as comfortable as possible

 

“Your acting strange 7.. listen. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. And well if you don't want to talk with me, you hang out with guest a lot.”

 

Elliot closes the cookbook

 

He's looking at 007n7 with genuine concern 

 

“I know the askers have been extra harsh on you… and boy do they want you. I hope this whole thing isn't affecting you to much..”

 

The sound of noob in the poolroom is close but distant 

Like sound doesn't travel like it's supposed to

 

‘This universe’s 007n7 is close with Guest????’ he stared at the bucket blankly while panicking internally ‘How am I supposed to respond to that? I haven't even experienced much with the asker's yet! And I don't interact with Guest that much outside of rounds too!!!!

 

He takes a breather and turns off the tap water. He placed the sponge inside the bucket as he took it inside his arms. Shifting slightly to help balance out the weight

 

“I'm fine Elliot. Really! I'm glad you're taking your time out of your day to worry about me but I'm doing alright. It's just…a lot to take in these days” he feels weird. Talking to Elliot like this. He's not supposed to be here isn't he? Wasn't that why he got punished the moment he teleported?

 

“I can't really tell you much, it's a whole lotta complicated stuff. Just know that I'm truly doing alright!” He bowed his head slightly, leaving the kitchen to go clean the bloodstains off the floor. Silently hoping that no one else have found out by now

 

Builderman decided to clean the blood anyways 

 

He was bent down with a handkerchief (probably from his pocket) 

 

Dusekkar waves at 007n7 

 

“It's nice to see you wearing a sweater, to combat this chilly weather.”

 

007n7 mumbles a “hi” and placed the bucket next to Builderman

 

“Sorry for the bother, it must've been a lot of work for you” He apologised solemnly, taking the sponge out of the bucket and washing the bloodstains off

 

“And yeah…the sweater feels really nice...” ‘made it myself actually’ he left the last part out on purpose. He doesn't know how long they've been here for and if this universe even gives the other survivors materials for a new hobby

 

And he definitely doesn't want to risk them finding out, not here. Not now.

 

“No no, it's fine 7. So.. how are you holding up? With all the asks and uh.. your… son… last round. I'm.. sorry that happened by the way…”

 

Builderman looks awkward and reluctant to ask

 

“You don't have to answer if you don't want to of course!”

 

He quickly adds

 

“Sorry if that's invasive.. I'm uh.. sorry.. ”

 

Notes:

Y'all getting a cliff hanger LMAO

[ CROSSOVER WITH Goofy ahh stupid ahh ask fic BY CHAI_Drinker !!! check it out 4 moar context ]

Chapter 7: Invasive

Summary:

Hahahah They're so stupid

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

007n7 continued scrubbing at the floorboards, the blood in-between the cracks were hard to get out….how annoying. Despite this, 007n7, tries not to let any semblance of annoyance to show on his face. It's best not to rile them up

 

Though one of the problems is how to answer Builderman’s question

 

He knows this is the same universe the asker's gave c00lkidd a heart attack in and of course, 007n7 is upset about that. But he shouldn't answer for his other self

 

He's already selfish enough. He knows that the concern, the worries, the pitying gazes all weren't meant for him. They're not supposed to be for him

 

So he shouldn't answer this. But he has to answer in a way to not see any of those misdirected looks

 

“It's fine. I'm sure you mean well….but….I don't think I should answer that right now. Maybe later?” He continued scrubbing the floorboards, only stopping to squeeze the blood out

 

Builderman looks concerned but knows not to push when somethings ‘fine’ 

The last time that happened..

 

You were safer telling the cultist you want to be a sacrifice.

 

“Well… alright 7.”

 

Before anything else could happen 

 

 

 

Two time appears in the cabin 

 

In the spot you spawn when you die

 

 

They look around frantically 

 

Before running out of the door

 

Bumping into 007n7 by accident 

 

Builderman tries calling out to them but they don't respond 

 

“Shit…” Builderman turns to 007n7 “sorry I have to go figure out how two time died.” 

Builderman gets up and walks after two time

 

When two time bumped into 007n7, it made the bucket spill all over the floor and his burger hat fell off. This made his eyebrows twitch slightly

 

He simply waved goodbye to Builderman, picking up the bucket and going back to the kitchen, not forgetting to put his burger hat on and making sure it hides his horns well

 

“Hey…Elliot? Do you know where the tissue is placed? The bucket spilled” He asked him hesitantly, turning on the faucet and waiting for it to be full…again

 

Elliot looks up from his book at 007n7

 

“In the corner cabinet”

 

Guest walks out of the poolroom

“Oh hey 7” guest waves “how are you doing? Better I hope.” 

“Listen.. I may not know what the askers were saying.. but I saw how they affected you. You can always come to me.”

Guest smiles warmly at 007n7 

 

Elliot has a look that says ‘look at these gays’

 

007n7 just glanced at Guest1337 and went back to staring at the bucket “I'm doing fine”

 

While waiting for it to be refilled, he began to wonder about this weird universe ‘I wonder how my new cabin looks… I hope it's far away. I don't think I could stand being in this cabin for a second longer’

 

He closed the tap water and pulls the bucket back into his arms…weird. It feels lighter than usual despite there being more water than last time

 

007n7 just went past Guest to go clean up the bloodstains. ‘Should I check up on Two Time as well? Maybe not……I don't really have a good relationship with them in my universe, not after the incident..Hm, will asks still appear here?’

 

When he managed to get most of the blood out, he grabbed the pail and threw the water outside on the ground

 

He went back to the kitchen and placed back the items where they belonged, then took the tissues from the corner cabinet to dry off the mess

 

Guest feels like he did something wrong with how 007n7 is acting to him 

He goes to talk with Elliot 

 

When 007n7 walks back in Guest actually looks at 007n7 and notices differences 

 

The burger that actually looks like fabric now instead of being questionable (Guest knows it's real)

 

The sweater 007n7 has never worn before 

 

And it's almost imperceptible

But he's slightly shorter 

 

Guest knows something's off

 

“Hey 7? Mind if I speak with you for a moment? Outside?”

 

007n7 stood still for a moment. Like a deer caught in headlights ‘shit….I should've known this would happen….This Guest is not only someone who participated in the war, but also someone who's close to this 007n7…….ah…..what should I do’

 

He turned towards Guest1337 and opened his mouth 

 

‘Just calm down and do what you do best, run away and avoid everything’

 

“I'm…sorry but I'm not really in the mood for talking right now. The asker's have been really harsh on me and I don't think I feel like speaking about it” he scratched his neck awkwardly, giving a wry smile

 

‘pleasetakethebaitpleasetakethebaitpleasetakethebaitpleasetakethebait’

 

Guest narrows his eyes

 

“It's rather important 7.” he takes a step closer “unless you'd like to talk in front of everyone that is.” He almost whispers

 

Guest grow more suspicious by the second 

 

And he won't hesitate to follow his gut instinct

 

007n7 stared into Guest’s eyes ‘I’m so SO doomed. How am I supposed to answer him??? What the fuck!!!!’

 

He sighed “If it's that important then can you meet me at my cabin? Or yours, if you want to”

 

He went outside the main cabin, he'll handle the spill later but for now he has to deal with Guest

 

‘Speaking of….I don't actually know where my own cabin is……….should I let Guest walk in front of me?’

 

He waited at the doorway, signaling for Guest to follow outside

 

Guest walks up to 007n7 “we can talk in mine.”

 

He steps outside and closes the cabin door

 

He starts walking to his cabin 

 

Tenser than before 

 

Hesitant to turn his back to 007n7 

 

His military training screaming at him

 

He looks back at 007n7 “you coming?”

 

“Hm? Yeah…just wait” 007n7 adjusted his sweater before following behind Guest

 

The walk was awkward, well…probably to 007n7 only. He was internally panicking throughout the way

 

He looks around just to calm himself down. The place looks really gloomy, like his first year in that hellhole

 

Everything is dark and just overall terrifying. Like a place you'd see in a horror movie

 

His eyes were getting used to the dark atmosphere, he could see some stuff from afar ‘I wonder where two time and Builderman is..’

 

They continued walking…painfully slow for 007n7’s opinion

 

Guest watches 007n7 out of the corner of his eye

 

Noting how 007n7 seems unsettled by the place they've all seen a thousand times

 

Taph watches Guest and 007n7 depart from the main cabin 

 

Huh. 

 

That's strange 

 

Taph could have sworn 007n7 wasn't wearing that before 

 

Guest gets to his cabin and opens the door 

Holding it for 007n7 

 

“After you.”

 

He looks skeptical at 007n7

 

The other flinched before bowing and entering the cabin

 

‘Hm….so this is how this universe’s cabins look…’ He fidgeted with the sleeves of his sweater, it felt more colder in comparison to his own universe

 

Should he knit a coat too? Does this place even have that sort of material?

 

He looked around for a place to sit, waiting for Guest to just…say something

 

He reached up and moved his burger hat slightly. His horns aren't used to being hidden like this, in the past he would just use the c00lgui to remove it entirely and after hacking he’ll add it back, nice and easy

 

But it's not like he couldn't do that either! Outside the rounds, his c00lgui becomes less limited and allows him to use simple commands. Ones that aren't powerful 

 

He didn't even have the perfect spot for him to hide his horns under since he hasn't thought about it

 

‘I wanna go home….that choice was severely impulsive….’ 

 

Guest closes and locks the door with a sharp and defining -Click-

 

Without the lights being on darkness shrouds Guest's face

 

Leaving him unreadable 

 

His shoulders are squared 

Hands balled into fists 

 

“I just have one question for you..”

 

His voice low

Threatening 

 

“Who the hell are you?”

Notes:

GET DOUBLED CLIFF HANGERED !!!
[ CROSSOVER WITH Goofy ahh stupid ahh ask fic BY CHAI_Drinker !!! check it out 4 moar context ]

Chapter 8

Summary:

Forsaken

Notes:

Crossover with: Goofy ahh stupid ahh ask fic
CHAI_Drinker check em out!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

He felt his body stiffen, he couldn't even bring himself to turn around and look Guest in the face 

 

He couldn't bring himself to breathe, to say anything, to think anything

 

He knows his choice was selfish, he knows whatever he has done is wrong, he knows that he'll continue being so…so useless for as long as he lives

 

But 007n7 is good at lying. He lied through being interrogated by policemen, admins, hell! Even Builderman himself!

 

He's good at covering up his steps if he truly wants to. He's good at acting even around the worst of exploiters just to infiltrate their bases and claim it as his. He's good at lying to his child, telling him that everything will be okay even when he's practically being hunted down for his wrongdoings. For his son's wrongdoings

 

However, he didn't want to lie to Guest. He out of all people should know, since Guest and this 007n7 are most likely friends

 

It's easy to lie but it isn't as easy to tell the truth

 

But it's okay. 007n7 can just say “Im from another universe!” and that's it. He didn't need to tell him how or why, that's just it (What if he gets mad? What if he starts to treat me like a stranger?)

 

He opens his mouth “I'm..007n7” ‘Alright…now tell him you're from another universe, do NOT lie 7 DO NOT!!!’

 

“Why? Did you suddenly forget about me?” He turned around slightly, giving a wry smile 

 

‘I fucked up so bad what is WRONG with you 007n7??????’

 

Guest isn't convinced 

 

His posture gets more tense

 

“Right… then mind telling me what you do with coolkid every mother's day?”

 

“Or what I told you about my wife and daughter?”

 

“How about where you got that sweater.”

 

“Or even why you don't feel right. Like you're not supposed to be here.”

 

Guest points an accusatory finger at 007n7

 

007n7 drops his smile slightly ‘Well you've ALREADY lied, it'll be awkward if you tell the truth NOW’

 

“Guest…is something wrong?” He tilted his head curiously, an expression of worry visible on his face

 

“Was it the asks? Are they disturbing you again?” A hesitant step closer “Or are you just being paranoid after the last round?” Force yourself to grab his hand

 

“Guest. I'm worried about you.” A half-truth; I'm not worried about him specifically, I'm worried about him finding out “Did I do something wrong for you to act like this?” Look him in the eyes, no matter how terrifying he looks, do not show that you are scared. That's how they get you

 

Guest takes off 007n7's hat with his other hand

 

“Fabric.”

 

“7's hat is real.”

 

He looks at the horns 

 

“And his don't look like that.”

 

 

Guest grabs the hand grabbing his

Not letting go

 

“How about if you stop lying now I won't have to do something I haven't done since dealing with .. actually that's classified.”

 

Guest looks offended 007n7 thought that would work

 

Thought 007n7 could trick him

 

Thought he was the man Guest knows

 

Guest cares about

 

He continued to stare at him, he dropped the worried act leaving nothing but a blank face

 

‘Okay, I give up. No point in lying…okay…okayyy…..just…half-truths are fine right? That's all there is’

 

He takes a deep breath in, about to say something

 

His words get caught up in his throat. He's scared. He doesn't want him of all people to know

 

He doesn't want anyone to know

 

He's scared, afraid, terrified of what his reaction will be and what 007n7 does what he does best when he's scared? Run away. So that's what he will do, forever

 

He takes out his c00lgui immediately and teleported far, far away from whatever the hell just went down

 

He finds himself standing on some grass as he looks around the place.. realisation sunk in, he's lost

 

‘M, maybe I just can't see the cabins from here? Usually I'd teleport away from my spawn point..just not this far’

 

He walked and explored the place…the more he walked, the more cold sweat appear on his back

 

He. He absolutely fucked up. First it was impulsively accepting whatever weird offer that ask gave him, second was lying straight up to Guest’s face and the third was using his powers when he has NO IDEA how it's been affected with all this weird alternate universe stuff!

 

007n7 just laid against a tree, defeated. He brushed against his horns. It's the first time he didn't wear his burger hat outside of showers and sleeping and it was still nearby!

 

…Ooh….what is he going to do now?

 

Guest doesn't react fast enough to stop 007n7 

 

And is left with his thoughts 

 

The area 007n7 is in is a dense forest 

 

The air feels wrong 

 

It's 

Stale in places

 

But too fast in others 

 

It's chilly too

 

A breeze too short and long in the same breath

 

The stars seem dim too

 

There's also an overbearing feeling of being pray

 

Hunted

 

Like somethings watching

 

Waiting 

 

For a chance to strike

 

007n7 stands up to shake off the feeling, taking off his sweater to dust it off and putting it back on

 

“No time to lose, I'll have to find a way to go back”

 

He continued walking. The vast trees and the leaves that crunch under his feet made him feel calm, no matter how…disturbing..it feels

 

Sometimes he sees a few bugs here and there, sometimes he thinks he sees someone in the corner of his eyes. It's okay though, because he's okay and away from others

 

He comes across a field of flowers one of them being a lavender

 

‘Flowers can grow here? That's surprising…I've never met lavenders in person though’ His hands brush against its petals, it was a weird static feeling. As if his hands couldn't fathom the idea of touching something

 

But it's okay, because it's just flowers, what's the worst that could happen?

 

He sat on top of a log, plucking out some blue hydrangeas to tie into a flower crown

 

A reminder of the days that once were, oh how he wishes to convince his son to stop playing altogether

 

Steady hands ties the stem together into a knot, he repeats this action until he deemed it was big enough to stop

 

He places it on top of his head, it was a bit too big but if he adjusts it enough, the horn holds it up 

 

It's not better than the burger hat, so it's just temporary replacement until he gets it back

 

There's this sense of…

 

Wrong. 

 

It the air

 

The feeling of..

 

Lost.

 

In his bones

 

In the woods

 

In everything 

 

There's a pull

 

In a direction 

 

A desire to go there

 

To find

 

And 007n7 followed that instinct naturally

 

What else is he supposed to do anyways? Stay out there and starve? (It's not like he's hungry anyways..)

 

The walk was pretty long though, geez…how far away did he teleport? The closer he could feel he has gotten to his destination, the colder he could feel the air getting

 

He could see a cabin from far away, yet it looked different from the survivors cabin

 

But 007n7 didn't care, it may take a couple of hours for his counterpart to finish a round (if nobody died) so he has to stay somewhere safe

 

The closer he got, the more details he could see…is that a gazebo? Huh. It looks very nice actually…he should try making one himself once he gets back

 

He steps in front of the door and raises his hand

 

Knock! Knock!

 

He stood there for a bit. This isn't the survivors cabin, he knows that. He might be risking a lot of things but he still needs to a place to stay

 

He stood there for a moment ‘Should I leave? Would I just be trouble for them? Ugh….no…stay positive Seven…. You'll be more annoying if you act depressed’

 

007n7 hears a deep grumble from behind the door

 

It opens to reveal john doe

 

John looks shocked to see him

 

John takes in the details 

And looks a bit at 007n7’s code and realizes this is a different 007n7 

 

Coolkid calls from the kitchen “john? Who is it? I didn't know someone went outside.”

 

John waves to coolkid and holds a finger up signaling he needs a moment 

 

John steps outside and pulls 007n7 to the side of the house 

 

He gestures to 007n7 

Clearly asking what's going on

 

Meanwhile in 007n7’s mind ‘what the fuck???? Is that THE John Doe that constantly kills us during rounds???????? The killer’s have a cabin in this universe??????’

 

He stared at John doe for a moment “...I teleported here?”

 

‘Should I tell him that I'm from another universe? I don't know why but I feel like it's better to tell the killers rather than the survivors…..uh……’

 

“I don't….think? I can tell you the specifics…All I know is that I'll be staying here for a while”

 

His eyes drift towards the doorway subconsciously, was that c00lkidd’s voice? It sounded younger than the one in his universe. He should bring c00lkidd to the flower patch he found…oh, wait. This isn't your universe snap out of it 007n7!

 

John uses his good hand to rub his face

 

He points to the cabin 

 

And then wiggles his finger no

 

John clears his throat 

 

It looks physically painful to speak

 

And what he does say is rough 

 

“.... yo..ur… no-.t.. from..m…her..e…”

 

“...c-... an'-..t.. let…cooo..l..kid…see…you…..”

 

John rubs his throat 

 

John points to a shed in the back

 

007n7 nodded “I understand, thank you for your kindness regardless Mr. Doe” he waved goodbye as he walked towards to shed

 

There's a lot of gardening tools here, but it's fine. He'll stay here for a bit and then go out to explore the forest.

 

007n7 laid his head against the back of the door…..maybe he should try stealing some of the tools before he goes back out again

 

He opened his c00lgui. His teleportation ability is still on cooldown and begins coding on it mindlessly

Notes:

All forsaken asks will be placed on hold until 007n7, then it'll come up to them like a mini gun.

However you can still ask for other universe's!

Chapter 9: Lotsa injuries here

Summary:

FORSAKEN + INTKOT

Notes:

Awh finally I did an ask, I'm not that kind of talent was originally supposed to have it's own chapter but then I didn't have the energy for that so yeah

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

He checks on his abilities.

Still the same ones he has available

He checks on the code

…Huh. Weird. It's all glitchy and messed up

Maybe that's why he got sent near the killers cabin instead of somewhere nearby

He should try to fix it…

So he did

Well. He tried to

But no matter how specific he coded it to be, or how well he did it. He could never fix the teleportation

At one point, he even almost set the shed on fire. Luckily he could easily fix the problem, unlike a certain ability. He didn't even know how he managed to do that!

After multiple tries he laid his head against the door. Groaning out in frustration

“Should I just set something on fire? Maybe that would catch the survivors attention..” he mumbles to himself, staring blankly at the ceiling

Inside the killer cabin contractee was still teaching mafioso guitar when he feels the pull of a target (yk how the minions always know where you are?)

But it's weaker then normal
And there shouldn't be a target here.

It's not in a round

Contractee tells mafioso he'll be right back and walks upstairs

He follows the pull outside
And into the shed

He stands in front of it for a moment

Who or what could be in there?

He pulls out his board and knocks “Hello? Anyone in ther'?”

A flinch

That's someone familiar

Sounds like Contractee. Huh. Didn't know Mafioso exists here

007n7 stood up, he staggered slightly from how long he's been sitting down. Though he doesn't really know how long it's been either, might've been a couple of minutes

He doesn't want to open the door, but if he stays silent for too long Contractee might open it

‘Should I risk it? But what if it doesn't work?’

He places his hand on the door handle, a shaky breath

There's no time to hesitate, either die here or face the consequences later

He slams the door open on Contractee’s face and runs far away from the crime scene. Muttering a series of apologies under his breath as he does so

Contractee falls to the ground holding his face with a curse
Blood pouring out of his nose

Mafioso Thought that Contractee leaving so suddenly was strange
So he followed him from behind

As 007n7 run past his hiding spot he grabbed 007n7 by the back of his shirt
“And just when do you think you're going?”

He summons soldier and tells him to tend to Contractee

He stares at 007n7 for a moment “in fact. How are you even here?”
He looks at the flower crown
And sweater
“Interesting. You seem different. In more ways than one. Tell me. Was this the voices doing?”

007n7 tries his best to escape Mafioso's grip but gave up after a while

He looks down in defeat “I…guess so”

The flower crown was slightly adjusted since it fell off slightly after trying to run. Key word: trying

‘I don't know much about “the voices” he's speaking about, I assume it's the ones I have heard since I first got here?’ His hands pulled his sleeves down slightly, how many times has he focused on making sure the sleeves are down? Well it's better than having to look at….these people…..in the eyes

“I mean. Not? Really. I was supposed to be somewhere else when teleporting but I got sent here instead” The place seems dark, how much longer will his cooldown end again? “......sorry about him. By the way, I just panicked”

Mafioso sets 007n7 on the floor but doesn't let him go
“Just don't do something like that again.”

He looks at contractee who is glaring at 007n7 while soldier is tending to his nose

“What was your original destination? Do you have to teleport often at the place you reside? And why are you hiding?”

He looks skeptically at 007n7 and speaks with an accusatory tone

“Shouldn't you be trying to see your son? Especially after what happened a couple of hours ago. Please do enlighten me. I'm listening.”

The other felt uncomfortable with the stream of questions coming from Mafioso. The teleportation was supposed to help him escape from them, not throw him at them!

“Um…..John doe found me first and, well…told me not to visit c00lkidd for now” he raised his head slightly, staring at Mafioso's neck. Maybe if he was fast enough he could….try and kill him? Ah, but then he'd have to deal with his minions and that would be very annoying

His eyes drifted away from his neck and to the forest “for the other question? I didn't, need to do it. But…Guest was acting paranoid and uh…….well…thought I was someone else?”

‘Although he's not wrong, but technically not right either. I'm still 007n7, just from another universe' of course, 007n7 made sure to keep that sentence locked away and hidden just until he gets back

…speaking of home. He wondered how the other 007n7 was doing, hopefully not too bad. Bluudud is very hardcore when it comes to fighting

Mafioso pokes on 007n7 waist
“You have changed since I last saw you.”

Mafioso lifts 007n7 “stay quiet won't you?”

Mafioso puts 007n7 in his coat
It's spacious in there
3 boxes of peeps are to 007n7’s left

Mafioso walks for the cabin

He's inside a coat.

What the absolute fuck.

…..

He stares at the boxes of peeps besides him

Well, he may not care all that much if one box is missing

He immediately takes the box and opens it quietly, he pops a peep right into his mouth

It's very soft and the texture is nice

The flavour is ….sort of okay

He closed the box back and put it away in his c00lgui. He doesn't know why he's doing this either, he doesn't like marshmallows this much

Well, a certain person did. Maybe it just reminds him of them

Mafioso hears 007n7 opening his precious peeps but ignores it for now

He walks inside and down to his basement

Next he gets to a secluded room

It's walls are concrete and the light flickers

There's a lone chair in the middle

Mafioso pulls 007n7 out of his coat and puts him on the chair “the door is locked, don't even try to run.”

He walks behind 007n7 “now. Here's what's going to happen. You're going to keep your head forward, and I'm going to ask questions. Don't test my patience. I've years of experience and know when people lie. Do you understand?”

He places his hands on the back of the chair next to 007n7's head

“Ah. Okay” he agreed to this easily. Too easily

007n7 leaned back against the chair ‘Years of experience, huh? Wonder when he started. Around his teens maybe?’

He placed his head on the back of the chair, getting a good look at Mafioso's face

‘Familiar but not quite…looks to be around his late twenties. The face structure is slightly different, especially the eyes. Speaking of, he looks sad. Just a bit though’

“I just have one simple request, if that's okay with you” he raised his left arm and pressed a finger gun right under Mafioso's chin “Is it possible for you and the others to stop trying to kill me? At least until I go back”

Mafioso grabs 007n7's arm “I said look forward.”

He puts 007n7's arm down

Mafioso moves 007n7's head to look forward “no one here was even trying to harm you in the first place. It's you who has started the violence.”

“First question. What's with the sweater. I've never seen you wear something like that before.”

“Second question. Why did guest think you were someone else. It's unlike him to act unrationally.”

“Hm. I was just trying something I made myself…and, well..due to recent events, Guest was not feeling up to it” will that work? I guess it's technically true

007n7 scanned the room, to be honest…..he did hurt Contractee. However, if you were constantly killed by that person for 5 years straight and then was teleported at the same place that person lives in, of course you'd panic and try to hurt them back!

He rubbed the spot on his face where Mafioso touched. Could've afforded to be more gentle.

Mafioso 'tisk's’ 007n7 "so vague. Come now, I need more information then that.”

Mafioso grabs a cigar from his coat and lights it
“The sooner you truthfully and wholly tell me what I want to know the sooner you get to leave.”

“As vague as it is, it's really the truth. I don't know why either other than some small details about myself being ‘off’ in his words” Seven covered his nose slightly when Mafioso uses his cigarette

He hates the smell of cigarettes and alcohol, even when he was a hacker. It's always too strong for his taste

‘... Actually, why would he light a cigarette inside a room? Especially one so closed off. Unless …oh fuck is he going to torture information out of me?! This sadist!’ He frowned, just a bit

Mafioso takes a drag of his cigar
Flicking the ash off close to 007n7’s head

“Third question. What happened in the round with 1x. And when was that round as well.”

Mafioso thinks about getting his tools but holds off for now

“Surely you can give me a straightforward answer to that.”

A flinch

He lets out a shaky breath

Ah. Will this be his end?

Will he be forced to face the consequences of his own actions?

Scary.

He lowered his head slightly

And took out a bag of floor from his c00lgui

He summoned a bunch of c00lguis to protect his body and then promptly dumped all of the flour on the ground

The particles that came reacted with the fire from Mafioso's cigarette and—

BOOM!

Mafioso is suddenly engulfed in flames

He grimaces angrily grabbing 007n7 by the throat and pinning him to the wall as he summons concierge and caporegime to deal with the fire

He spits out the cigar “Oh! So that's what you want to do! I show hospitality! Don't even bring out my tools! All I did was ask a question, so why the hell are you acting so violently huh? Got something to hide?”
He tightens his grip on 007n7's neck

“Apologise. And maybe I'll let you go.”

The air is stagnant with silence, the fire crackling is the only thing break it

007n7 grabbed Mafioso's arm, he has many different emotions swirling inside him

Panic, anger, fear and hatred

Yet despite this, all of this, he needs to survive

Even at the cost of others

Because that's the only thing he's made for

— I'M NOT THAT KIND OF TALENT —

Deon leaned against the pillar, sighing in relief for managing to escape from the constant visits

[ From: EvaDXIV ]

‘Oh, I forgot about these for a moment’

[ Deon! How cute of you to try to remember my name🥺🥺🥺 I love you so much Mwah ] the words were shouted with such vigor that Deon felt like his ears were going to explode just from the sheer velocity of it

“Ack–!” Deon heard a noise come from beside him

“Who the hell?!” It was a demon

Oh.

Notes:

I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE END NOTES BUT YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!!

THIS IS A CROSSOVER BETWEEN "GOOFY AHH ASK FIC" OR WHATEVER THE FUCKING NAME WAS BY CHAIDRINKER AHG