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THE LEGENDS (and others)

Summary:

basically fire spirit starts a gc and then more ppl join and its very gay

Notes:

imsohot = Fire Spirit
mightoftheseas = Sea Fairy
sleeep = Moonlight
THUNDERBRINGER = Stormbringer
maelstrom/glitteringwaves = Black Pearl
treehugger = Wind Archer
blizzard = Frost Queen
cottoncandycloud = Eternal Sugar

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: gay gay homo gay

Chapter Text

imsohot added treehugger, THUNDERBRINGER, and 4 more

imsohot named the chat THE LEGENDS

 

treehugger: What's this?

 

THUNDERBRINGER: ohhh fire spirit

did you disrespect the huzz?

 

imsohot: NO I DIDN'T

I PROMMY

 

mightoftheseas: I miss my wife…

 

treehugger: My condolences.

 

sleeep: wait… sea fairy?

 

mightoftheseas: MOONLIGHT???

 

sleeep: how long did i sleep

 

blizzard: too damn long

 

THUNDERBRINGER: heyyyy bbg

 

blizzard: i don't understand you

 

THUNDERBRINGER: does this mean… YOU DON'T LIKE ME :(

 

blizzard: you're more tolerable that others (looking at you fire spirit)

 

imsohot: this is so sad siri play despacito

 

maelstrom: DESPACITO

 

treehugger: Okay so this chat is… counterproductive to say the least.

 

imsohot: who jammed a stick up your ass?

 

treehugger: …

 

imsohot: UNBLOCK ME POTENTIAL HUZZ PLEASE
PLEASE

treehugger: No thanks.

 

imsohot: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASE

 

treehugger: Oh my WITCHES fine.

Stop spamming me.

 

mightoftheseas: i love my wife <3

 

sleeep: <3333333

 

maelstrom: ew love

 

mightoftheseas: go to your room

 

maelstrom: WAIT NO

IM SORRY MOM

 

sleeep: fairy how many kids did you adopt while i was gone

 

mightoftheseas: um… sorbet shark, black pearl, herb, peppermint, mango

 

sleeep: …

 

mightoftheseas: ok well how many did you adopt

 

sleeep: fair enough ig

now come over i want cuddles :)

 

mightoftheseas: omw

 

maelstrom: ig i have two moms now

 

THUNDERBRINGER: yeah can't relate im parentless

 

imsohot: LMAO IMAGINE

 

treehugger: You have parents?

 

imsohot: Pitaya and their girlfriend, and my new little sibling

they're like 2-3 maybe

 

treehugger: Can I meet them?

 

imsohot: ofc pookie

 

treehugger: I'm with Frost Queen I have no clue what you and Stormbringer mean when you say those words.

 

THUNDERBRINGER: you just don't have our rizz and aura

 

imsohot: it's the looksmaxxing

 

THUNDERBRINGER: ofc

movie night?

 

imsohot: you mean epic night?

 

THUNDERBRINGER: u know me too well <3

 

treehugger to blizzard

treehugger: Are they dating?

 

blizzard: god i hope not

 

blizzard to THUNDERBRINGER

 

blizzard: you dating?

 

THUNDERBRINGER: EW NO

we broke up ages ago

we're just homies now

 

blizzard: so you used to

 

THUNDERBRINGER: for a week

but i like women more </3

 

blizzard: im glad, you can do so much better than him

 

THUNDERBRINGER: he's a boykissr dw

but yeah wwe're jst friends now

he's ok once you get to know him

 

blizzard: sure.

 

THE LEGENDS

 

THUNDERBRINGER: wait i have a baddie friend

can i add her

 

imsohot: sure bbg

 

THUNDERBRINGER added cottoncandycloud

 

cottonandycloud: hihiii

 

imsohot: i don't think bro is an elemental guardian

 

maelstrom: neither are me or moonlight but were vibing

 

imsohot: mb queen ur so right

 

cottoncandycloud: i HATE trees

 

treehugger: How dare you.

 

cottoncandycloud: listen you try being stuck ina tree for years ts not fun

 

mightoftheseas: he'd prolly like it tho

 

imsohot: fym stuck in a tree

 

cottoncandycloud: ;3c

 

treehugger: Get out.

 

cottoncandycloud: WAIT

IM NOFT LIKE THEM I SWEAR BRO TRUST

 

blizzard: like who

 

treehugger: That's Eternal Sugar Cookie

 

blizzard: ?

 

treehugger: The Beast?

 

mightoftheseas: oh shit

 

cottoncandycloud: IM CHILL OK

I JUST WANT PPL TO BE HAPPY

and maybe stay in my garden forever but like THeYR$E REALLY HAPPY TRUST

 

imsohot: ok but lowkey smash

 

cottoncandycloud: ty but i have a baddie i wanna bag

and i like women

 

imsohot: oop mb

ur pretty tho :)

 

cottoncandycloud: AHHHHH TY

highkey want my souljam back tho

 

imsohot: oh yeah thats my parent's maybe girlfriend's soul jam

 

cottoncandycloud: HSES TAKEN???

its ok i can maybe bag mf

 

treehugger: Hey so can you like tell the blue one to go away?

 

maelstrom: "blue one" 🤨

 

treehugger: Like the wierd one with the eyes that likes the blond guy.

 

cottoncandycloud: OHHH shadow milk

yeah don't try just ignore him

that pisses him off the most

 

imsohot: It's ok windy i'll protect you

 

treehugger: he called me a damn "green bean"

 

imsohot: WHOA SWEARING?? NO CAPITALS??

this isn't my wind archer 🥀🥀🥀

 

dms between wind archer and fire spirit

treehugger: I'm not yours

 

imsohot: but do you wanna be ;)

 

treehugger: Uhh I don't really know.

Also weren't you flirting with the Beast of Sloth five minutes ago?

 

imsohot: ummm sorry she just seemed cool yk

also she likes girls

i keep hitting on lesbians

but yeah ur rlly cute yk

 

treehugger: I

I'm gonna think about this

I don't wanna rush into anything and this is pretty sudden

 

imsohot: yeah dw

 

dms between THUNDERBRINGER and imsohot

imsohot: so i kinda flirted with the potential huzz and uhh

he said he needed time to think abt it yk

 

THUNDERBRINGER: shi bro

you've been crushing on him for YEARS

 

imsohot: IKKKKK

fml bro that was so embarassing

 

THE LEGENDS

cottoncandycloud: what if i just added him

 

treehugger: Don't you dare

Although the blond cookie (Vanilla guy?) is chill I think

 

cottoncandycloud: im p sure shadow milk has it but if i ask he'll get suspicious and then hell wanna join which ik u dont want

and his name is Pure Vanilla

 

mightoftheseas: oh i know him

we met in that one kingdom that lets anybody in

 

sleeep: the one near dragon hill?

meet me near the castle there

 

THUNDERBRINGER: when will it be my turn…

 

imsohot: so like everyone has been there right?

 

cottoncandycloud: i might go but i haven't yet

 

imsohot: OMG U SHOULD

its rlly pretty and friendly

tho mind the witch

 

cottoncandycloud: the what

 

imsohot: this one is like really chill tho?

might pick you up but its mostly friendly

 

cottoncandycloud: uhh idk if i wanna go

 

THUNDERBRINGER: mystic flour will be there

 

cottoncandycloud: it cant be that bad

maybe later

im tired gn

 

imsohot: mood

Chapter 2: be more chill (I FUCKING HATE GARBAGE TRUCKS)

Summary:

DUDE MY WIFI GOT KNOCKED PUT B Y a GARBAGE TRI+UK SO I HAVE TO POST THS O MY PHONE

Notes:

I HATE GARBAGE TRUCKS
also I made stormbringers name lowercase

imsohot = Fire Spirit
mightoftheseas = Sea Fairy
sleeep = Moonlight
thunderbringer = Stormbringer
maelstrom/glitteringwaves = Black Pearl
treehugger = Wind Archer
blizzard = Frost Queen
cottoncandycloud = Eternal Sugar
cupidkinnie = Pavlova
podcaster = Black Sapphire
iwillnotfalter = Pure Vanilla
sparkles = Golden Cheese
iloveberryjuice = Hollyberry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

THE LEGENDS

cottoncandycloud: wait can i add my son

 

thunderbringer: ofc queen

 

cottoncandycloud added cupidkinnie

 

cupidkinnie: um hii, im pavlova cookie

 

dms between cottoncandycloud and cupidkinnie

cottoncandycloud: where are you by the way?

 

cupidkinnie: near the mulberry baths

 

cottoncandycloud: ok, stay safe

i'm worried about you

 

cupidkinnie: i know it's just, the outside doesn't seem that dangerous?

 

cottoncandycloud: Pavlova Cookie

I do not want you getting hurt or worse

You can't just leave

 

cupidkinnie: I won't, I promise

 

cottoncandycloud: Good.

 

THE LEGENDS

imsohot: welcome to the gang

actually @mightoftheseas can u get the ancients info plz?

i wanna add them ;3

 

mightoftheseas: probably

but im hanging with my wifee

 

treehugger: I don't mind doing that, I'm in the Kingdom right now.

 

imsohot: thank you wind archer

 

treehugger: No problem.

 

dms between thunderbringer and imsohot

 

thunderbringer: what happened

 

imsohot: fym

 

thunderbringer: the way u talked to wind archer was wierd

like you barely ever say his name its always "windy"

unless its serious

 

imsohot: ig im kinda sad

cuz he hasn't even said anything after I basically asked him out :( 

 

thunderbringer: oop rip gng

i mean hope it goes better?

 

imsohot: im also a COWARD but i dont wanna push him yk

also hows it going with frost queen again?

 

thunderbringer: cys

 

imsohot: exactly vro

also can we even crumble?

 

thunderbringer: idk and actually lets not test that theory please

 

imsohot: fair ur my best friend i'd crash tf out if you crumbled

 

thunderbringer: mee too

 

THE LEGENDS

treehugger: I have the contacts of Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry, and Golden Cheese Cookie.

 

maelstrom: well add them smh

 

sleeep: don't be rude

 

treehugger added iwillnotfalter, sparkles, and iloveberryjuice

 

treehugger: Hello, it is an honor to have all of you here. I hope our combined efforts against the Cookies of Darkness and the Beasts will prevail

 

thunderbringer: girl we are not that cool calm down

 

imsohot: GUYS I JUST FELL OFF A CLIFF

 

thunderbringer: case in point 😊

 

imsohot: oh mb queen 🥀

hi chat

also windy es is the acception

 

iwillnotfalter: First of all, hello everyone.

Secondly who is this es?

 

cottoncandycloud: 🧍

heyyyyy

im not like the others i swear

 

sparkles: im so confused who are you

 

cottoncandycloud: 🤫🧏

 

mightoftheseas: shes the beast of sloth

 

cottoncandycloud: um ok backstabber

IM NNOT GOING BACK IN THE FUCKING TREE

 

iloveberryjuice: …

 

cottoncandycloud: i don't even want the other half of my soul jam idc

the others do but thats like a them problem

 

iloveberryjuice: i see

well

you want a drink?

 

sparkles: HOLLYBERRY

 

iloveberryjuice: WHAT?

she just said she doen't want the soul jam

 

iwillnotfalter: there's this thing called lying

 

cottoncandycloud: if ur the ancient of truth can't you just be a lie detector?

 

iwillnotfalter: thats a great point

yeah she doesn't really want it

 

iloveberryjuice: oh good cuz i cracked it

 

cottoncandycloud: Ex-fucking-squeeze me

yk what im an adult i can calm down

 

sparkles: U WHAT??

girl….

 

iwillnotfalter: what if i did that too

 

whereismycookie has joined the chat

 

whereismycookie: no.

also angie why didn't you invite me :( 

 

cottoncandycloud: IM NOT EVIL LIKE U

also get out vro

 

whereismycookie: hehe no thanks <3

 

cottoncandycloud: @all shadow milk is a bottom

 

whereismycookie: YOU WHORE

 

cottoncandycloud: womp womp u pmo

 

whereismycookie: ur a party pooper

 

whereismycookie left the chat

 

cottoncandycloud: anyways im kidnapping shadow milk's servant and his bf

 

sparkles: UM HELLO THE LORE DROPS?

 

cottoncandycloud: basically black sapphire is my fav of the other beasts servants. and silverbell is his bf

 

iwillnotfalter: Wait Silverbell like the fairy?

 

cottoncandycloud: i dunno if bro know that im a beast so

 

cottoncandycloud to podcaster

cottoncandycloud: dude does silverbell know u are a servant for a beast

 

podcaster: yes i have

he promised to keep it a secret

 

cottoncandycloud: ok good

 

THE LEGENDS

iwillnotfalter: so basically he's mad because he got tricked

 

cottoncandycloud: i mean i would be too

but also he has friendship issues

 

iwillnotfalter: makes sense

 

cottoncandycloud: like tbf he is kinda my ex 😭

 

imsohot: spill the tea

 

cottoncandycloud: its complicated cuz like me and the rest of the beasts used to be sorta in a relationship and then we got corrupted and put in the tree so.,.

 

iloveberryjuice: oh kinda like lily and gc

 

sparkles: idk what ur talking abt

 

maelstrom: shit isn't that the cookie that sorta became dark enchantress but then didn't again?

 

sparkles: yeah and dark enchantress majorly fucked me over

i just need time and space

 

imsohot: ur chill queen

 

treehugger: Please ignore him.

It's for your own good

 

imsohot: YOU WOUND ME :'(

 

treehugger: Suffer ;)

 

imsohot to stormbringer

imsohot: HHUDHDJZLJJKK:JJVDKDVJJJDVKDLHKLHFKWHHFKSHILUGYFGHWUGY

HES SO AMAZING PLEASE BOY ACCEPT MY CONFESSION

 

thunderbringer: you are a mess

 

THE LEGENDS

cottoncandycloud: i know what you are

 

treehugger: I don't know what you're talking about.

 

sparkles: nah its good ig

 

imsohot: cool cool sorry gang

 

iloveberryjuice: you need a drink

 

sparkles: HOLLYBERRY 💀

 

imsohot: IS THAT A BE MORE CHILL REFERENCE????

 

thunderbringer: im giving you a certificate for NERD

 

iloveberryjuice: whats be more chill

 

treehugger: oh no

 

(YAP WARNING)

imsohot: be more chill is a musical about this loser named jeremy and him trying to get with his crush, Christine, and to navigate high school without dying. His ex-bully, Rich, introduces him to this thing called a SQUIP which at first helped him be less wierd, but eventually tried to take over the entire school and mind control them. Along the way jeremy gets with this girl named brooke and when they go to a halloween party brooke says "you need a drink". during the party brooke's friend chloe tries to sleep with jeremy, though he declines, and his bsf Michael Mell sings an iconic song while he has a mental breakdown. After that Rich burns down the party house and reveals red mountain dew deactivates the squip, so at the play where the SQUIP tries to take over everyone, Michael saves the day (with red mtn dew)

 

treehugger: I hate when you do this (read I love it when you do this)

 

iloveberryjuice: that's nice honey 😊

Notes:

What ships do y'all want? I have the ones I want tagged, but u ok w polybeasts and goldenlily? lmk

here's a scene: I take a necklace from my Aphrodite shrine without asking thinking she wouldn't miss it

also me: gets broken up with an hour later, gets my wifi knocked down, and is feeling pretty depressed
"Wow why is this happening?"

Chapter 3: WILL YOU COME AROUND IN YOU CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AGAIN

Summary:

yuri for the yearners
some very minuscule progress for fire spirit

Notes:

imsohot = Fire Spirit
mightoftheseas = Sea Fairy
sleeep = Moonlight
thunderbringer = Stormbringer
maelstrom/glitteringwaves = Black Pearl
treehugger = Wind Archer
blizzard = Frost Queen
cottoncandycloud = Eternal Sugar
cupidkinnie = Pavlova
podcaster = Black Sapphire
iwillnotfalter = Pure Vanilla
sparkles = Golden Cheese
iloveberryjuice = Hollyberry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

THE LEGENDS

imsohot: what if - HEAR ME OUT

 

treehugger: No.

 

imsohot: YES

 

treehugger: It's a horrible idea

 

thunderbringer: hey so i hate when you guys do this

 

imsohot: what if we made a seperate gc with the beasts

 

sparkles: cys

 

imsohot: aw man :,(

 

iloveberryjuice: why the FUCK would you want to do that

 

imsohot: i want friends?

 

thunderbringer: he has this wierd thing where unless a cookie personally pisses him off he will become determined to be their friend

 

imsohot: LISTEN ES IS SUPER COOL
what if we just are misunderstanding the beasts?

 

sparkles: I don't like you

 

imsohot: im gonna uncorrupt them w the power of friendship

 

iwillnotfalter: Good luck, I tried to do that with Shadow Milk and he "crashed out", whatever that means

 

imsohot: respectfully ur relationship w him is super complicated

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

 

cottoncandycloud: i don't think this'll work

 

imsohot: WATCH ME

 

---------

 

imsohot: im so sad

 

treehugger: We told you

You didn't listen

 

imsohot: I became friend with one of them

 

cottoncandycloud: literally gc's opp

 

imsohot: WE BOTH HAVE FIRE POWERS

also respectfully his abs oml 🙏🙏🙏

 

thunderbringer: we get it ur attracted to physically strong people

 

imsohot: MUSCLES ARE ATTRACTIVE OK

 

imsohot to thunderbringer

imsohot: like have you SEEN windy's arms????

oml please crush my head like a grape

 

thunderbringer: STOP JUST CONFESS ALREADY TS PMO

 

imsohot: ho i'll do it when you do 🖕

 

thunderbringer: listen frost queen i dunno if she even likes me as a friend

I need to get closer play the long game yk

not as long as your hundreds of years slow burn tho

wind archer defo atleast likes you as a friend

 

imsohot: OK BUT LIKE

what if i confess fr and he thinks im joking again

OR WORSE STOPS TALKING TO ME AND REJECTS ME

 

thunderbringer: u owe me 50k coins if i confess first

 

imsohot: WHAT NO 🥀🥀

 

thunderbringer: HURRY UR TRANNI ASS UP THEN

IM SICK OF YOU TWO DOING THAT SONG AND DANCE AROUND EACHOTHER OML

 

imsohot: STOP FEEDING MY DELUSIONS HE DOESN'T LIKE ME

 

thunderbringer: i can't with you

 

THE LEGENDS

sparkles: MY OPP????

MY SWEATY NASTY MUSTY MEAN GROSS AHH OPP???

 

imsohot: did i mention his hair is FABULOUS

 

sparkles: MY OPP

 

imsohot: DID I MENTION HIS HAIR AND ABS

 

sparkles: HE TRIED TO EAT MY WINGS LIKE KFC

 

imsohot: oop

uhh

*glances and wind archer not suspiciously*

 

treehugger: 1. That makes you more suspicious

  1. I don't know this person

 

sparkles: 3. Are you a whore Fire Spirit?

 

imsohot: only for wind archer 😩

 

treehugger:…

 

imsohot: WAIT IM JOE KING
PLZ DONT BLOCK ME

 

maelstrom: stop being gay

 

imsohot: mb queen *fades out of existance*

 

maelstrom: smh only my moms are functional

 

cottoncandycloud: wish that was me and the huzz </3

 

thunderbringer to blizzard

thunderbringer: @blizzard this could be us but you playing 😔

 

blizzard: what do you mean?

 

thunderbringer: as a joke

we could like run away

and be lesbians

 

blizzard: as a joke

 

thunderbringer: yess

we'll run away from our dissaproving parents and get married its gonna be great

 

blizzard: take me on a date first at least

 

thunderbringer: wait /srs?

 

blizzard: are you being serious?

 

thunderbringer: highkey kinda ur rlly pretty

 

jackfrostwannabe to blizzard

jackfrostwannabe: why did a giant pillar of ice just grow in the courtyard

 

blizzard: don't worry about it

 

blizzard to thunderbringer

blizzard: thank you

do you want to come over?

 

thunderbringer: YES PLZ!!

 

thunderbringer to imsohot

thunderbringer: i just asked fq to run away w me and be lesbians but as a joke 

am i cooked

 

imsohot: NO I DONT WANNA PAY

 

thunderbringer: fym

wait

SHE JUST TOLD ME TO COME OVER DUDE

 

imsohot: FUCKKKKC

 

thunderbringer: you have 10 minutes to win this bet

 

imsohot: i'll take the L

also u got this queen!!!!

 

thunderbringer: tyyyyy

 

THE LEGENDS

iloveberryjuice: any shining glitter fans

 

sparkles: marry me

 

iloveberryjuice: whoa gang

 

maelstrom: I DO I LOVE HER

 

mightoftheseas: i enjoy her music

 

sleeep: she is quite good!

 

imsohot: bro summoned most of the gc

 

treehugger: I like Shining Glitter and Black Lemonade

 

imsohot: heh… i'm different

i like NERD music

 

cottoncandycloud: wait same tho

i like bad4 and musicals

 

sparkles: ofc u like bad4 smh 🙄

 

cottoncandycloud: and ur probably a parfait glazer

 

treehugger: I enjoy some musicals like Hadestown aswell

 

imsohot: please bend me over

imsohot deleted a message

 

treehugger: What???

 

imsohot: nothing uwu

 

treehugger: I have various artists I like

 

imsohot: honestly please listen to The Crane Wives

i think u'd like em

 

treehugger: I will take note of this

But what did bad4 and parfait do??

 

cottoncandycloud: parfait steals her lyrics

and shes not even good shes overhyped

 

sparkles: bad4 SUPPORTS DARK ENCHANTRESS

and parfait stealing lyrics is a baseless rumour

 

cottoncandycloud: they used to

and theres an entire video of evidence that she steals lyrics

 

sparkles: wtvr man ur wierd

 

thunderbringer: HAHAHAHHA GUESS WHO NOW HAS A GFFFF

 

cottoncandycloud: WHAT

ur so lucky … hoe

 

imsohot: LETS GO!!!

 

thunderbringer: you owe me 50k coins

 

imsohot: gng i don't even have 5 🥀

 

thunderbringer: THEN CHOP CHOP HO

 

iwillnotfalter: Hey let's not call people hoes

 

iloveberryjuice: Unfortunately you are the biggest ho here

 

iwillnotfalter: :(

 

iloveberryjuice: /J /J

 

iwillnotfalter: :)

Notes:

don't worry guys i'm feeling much better after falling down the stairs, just bruised
on another note, whats ur fav musical/artist/band??

Chapter 4: HAPPY GAY BOYKISSER LESBIAN MONTH

Summary:

i know what you are bro

Notes:

imsohot = Fire Spirit
mightoftheseas = Sea Fairy
sleeep = Moonlight
thunderbringer = Stormbringer
maelstrom/glitteringwaves = Black Pearl
treehugger = Wind Archer
blizzard = Frost Queen
cottoncandycloud = Eternal Sugar
cupidkinnie = Pavlova
podcaster = Black Sapphire
iwillnotfalter = Pure Vanilla
sparkles = Golden Cheese
iloveberryjuice = Hollyberry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

THE LEGENDS

imsohot: blasting officer thats not mine for the 20th time today

 

cottoncandycloud: BY SORRY MOM??

 

imsohot: ysssss

 

imsohot: what else did u expect?

u should've known im just a fucking mess and all thats left

 

thunderbringer: is the crazy bitch u called the cops on!

 

maelstrom: UR A VIRGIN AND IM JUST A METHHEAD

 

imsohot: i think ur cute and u think that im a junkie :(

 

cottoncandycloud: HAVENT LEARNED TO FUCK AND IM ROYALLY FUCKED

 

thunderbringer: cuz ur u and u fucked up and cared abt me

 

blizzard: its giving crying in ur bedroom at midnight

 

sleeep: its giving you need therapy 😊

 

maelstrom: TO UR OWN DAUGHTER???

🙁

 

sleeep: sorry dear

 

maelstrom: 🙂

 

imsohot: i don't like it when you do that

 

maelstrom: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

imsohot: BEGONE THOT

 

sparkles: ur the biggest thot here u ho

 

imsohot: a̸͖͒ḧ̷̥a̸͖͒ḧ̷̥a̸͖͒ḧ̷̥á̵̦ḫ̴̦̏ͅà̶͇̥͈h̸̗̓̃͐̆͒a̴̫̪̣̰̔h̵̡̘̲̘̰̋̊a̷̜͚̰̩̠͛̈́̅̿͋̒̈́̍̍̈́̒̔h̸̡͎̺̦͓͕̗̬̟̞̩̖̲̦͚͆̋̊̆͗͜ͅa̴̛̞̫͇̗̺͗̂̈́̍̒̈́̾͂͆̐͑

a̶̝̔l̴̪̓͜r̴̡͓̐̕i̷̢̺̚g̶̯̼͒h̷͚̆t̸̲̓͠

 

treehugger: I'm disowning you as my friend

 

imsohot: WE'RE FRIENDS????

 

treehugger: not anymore

 

imsohot: wait pookie come back i miss u

 

thunderbringer to imsohot

thunderbringer: ho ur so delusional

 

imsohot: shhh im just taking my time 

also istg if you mention that u aren't single one more time im gonna skin u

 

thunderbringer: kinky

 

imsohot: u know it

but ughhhhhh im such a boyfailure

 

thunderbringer: true dat

 

THE LEGENDS

cottoncandycloud: ykw i HATE men

 

sparkles: yes queen speak ur truth

 

imsohot: :(

 

cottoncandycloud: *cishet men

 

imsohot: …

damn just got called tf out 🥀🥀🥀

 

iloveberryjuice: honey we knew

atleast i did 🤭

 

imsohot: 🤨

 

iloveberryjuice: i fucked ur parent

 

imsohot: WAIT WHA

IS THAT WHERE SNAPDRAGON CAME FROM

 

iloveberryjuice: they were the pregnant one

 

treehugger: i hate it here

 

maelstrom: bruh sybau

 

imsohot: chronic sybau addiction

 

maelstrom: STOP STFU

 

thunderbringer: knew a cookie who only could text sybau and slurs

 

sparkles: ewwww

 

cottoncandycloud: lemme guess it was a man

 

thunderbringer: *sighs*

 

imsohot: lets go lesbians!

 

thunderbringer: frost queen lets make frozen lesbians

 

maelstrom: i put the lesbians in the freezer

 

sleeep: i got frozen lesbians 💜

 

treehugger: put fire spirit in there

 

cottoncandycloud: then its just a frozen fag

 

imsohot: always bullied never loved

 

maelstrom: SKILL ISSUE

ur just mad ur gonna always be single

 

imsohot: ur just mad ur gf is DEAD

 

maelstrom: …

ima whoop yo ass

 

imsohot: WAIT IM SORRY

FUCK

WHAT BVNWCENVH,FW,VNGCASVJG,DASMJVGDS,HGVDS HG,DS,VHG

 

treehugger: this one is deserved

 

imsohot: IM SORRY DUDE

it wasn't cool but STOP W GHE WATER IM FUCKING DROWNING

 

maelstrom: good now sybau

 

imsohot: boutta turn lesphobic

 

iloveberryjuice: ON PRIDE MONTH?? 😣

im telling pitaya

 

imsohot: WAIT NO NOT THEM IMA GET MY AHH WHOOPED

 

iloveberryjuice: then shhh

 

sparkles: its always the fags like him

 

imsohot: STFUU

 

sparkles: uhh no 💜

 

treehugger: Hey let’s not throw slurs around </3

 

imsohot: WINDY MY SAVIOUR

 

thunderbringer: 가련한 영혼이여

I don’t believe, you are a liar

 

sparkles: STOP IM GETTING WEIGE FLASHBACKS

 

iwillnotfalter: alnst destroying minds and friendships alike

 

cottoncandycloud: real bs wont talk to me after i showed him it

(his fav was till)

 

imsohot: “TILL IS ALIVE” *I scream as they drag me into the padded room.*

 

treehugger: I will never forgive you for showing me that

 

maelstrom: SYBAU IM TRYNA BAG THIS BADDIE

 

cottoncandycloud: cap

also js mute the chat

 

maelstrom: U DONT GET IT SHES FINE SHYTE
LIKE PRETTY ASS RED HAIR AND HER VOICE OML

AND SHE WRITES LIKE YESS PLEASEEEE

 

imsohot: damn really is the lesbian apocalypse

 

mightoftheseas: $10 you accidentally meet her and flirt w her

 

sleeep: given his record i wont be surprised

 

imsohot: if only i wasn’t a transgender 😥

 

treehugger: You’re perfect the way you are

 

imsohot to thunderbringer

imsohot: YESSS LAWD

FINE SHYTE PPLEASE ONE CHANCE

IM SO FREAKY FOR HIM

 

thunderbringer: i can tell

go on, vent ur horny shit

*FREAK WARNING*

 

imsohot: I NEED HIM TO BEND ME OVER AND SPREAD MY LEGS LIKE A FAN

BATHROOM KITCHEN SHOWER BED FLOOR EVN THE SINK

I NEED HIM SO BAD 

UNTIL I CANT WALK BRO ICL

 

*freak done*

 

thunderbringer: mhm ok

and how does that make you feel?

 

imsohot: ur bad at this

Notes:

ATTENTION!!! I'm not gonna be posting that much bc i mostly wrote on my school computer so its harder to find time
and im also going on vacaytions so updates are gonna be slower sorry kings queens queers and everyone else

Chapter 5: IMPORTANT

Summary:

TW: Su1cide, skip if you are not able to handle topics like this. Take a break, take care of yourself, and please don't feel pressured to read this

Chapter Text

I want to make something very clear first: This is not a hiatus nor discontinuement announcement, though the next chapter will still take a while

 

I've been feeling kind of burnt out lately, just in general the game has been less fun for me.

 

And the fandom has gotten worse.

 

Some of you on tiktok might have heard about Eden, who also goes by shadowmilk'snumberonefan. I heard that they tried to overdose, and in general have been doing awful lately.

 

Another creator, Mikalya Raines, who ran the Save-a-fox foundation, actually did kill herself. I was heartbroken when I saw her husbands video. She did so much good for the world and it was still not enough for some people.

 

If you bully people like this online, kindly unsubscribe or stop reading my fic. I'm so fucking pissed of right now.

 

I used to be in the genshin fandom, left, and then came back because honestly despite how bad that fandom is, at least i never felt like I would get bullied until I killed myself.

 

STOP spreading hate, STOP doing all this crazy bullshit. I'm so sick of toxic fandoms

Chapter 6: sugarlova fucked me up

Summary:

:(

Notes:

imsohot = Fire Spirit
mightoftheseas = Sea Fairy
sleeep = Moonlight
thunderbringer = Stormbringer
maelstrom/glitteringwaves = Black Pearl
treehugger = Wind Archer
blizzard = Frost Queen
cottoncandycloud = Eternal Sugar
cupidkinnie = Pavlova
podcaster = Black Sapphire
iwillnotfalter = Pure Vanilla
sparkles = Golden Cheese
iloveberryjuice = Hollyberry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

THE LEGENDS

iloveberryjuice: hey @cottoncandycloud im gonna be visiting beast yeast :)

 

cottoncandycloud: REALLY??? YESSSSSSSS

im so glad you're coming over!

i can send pavlova to show you to the garden

 

iloveberryjuice: thank you :)

 

imsohot: ooh have fun :3

 

iloveberryjuice: i will dw

 

— — —

 

Here in the garden, everything is ok. 

 

Wounds are tended to, dough on the crisp of crumbling is new and whole.

 

Sugarfly shoots him a silent glare, she can tell he's trying to slack.

 

Hollyberry isn't that special, just a cookie that happened to hold the other half of Eternal Sugar’s soul jam. But she is obsessed. He knows she will do everything in her power to keep Hollyberry there forever.

 

She did it with him, with Sugarfly, with herself. And now she's absolutely enamoured with her other half. She will keep her close no matter what.

 

—

 

“I do apologize but we must get going. It was a lovely trip to your garden, and I can tell you put your heart and soul into it. I'll see you soon.”

 

—

THE LEGENDS

imsohot: holly and es u good? you've been super inactive

 

cottoncandycloud: yes we're fine

 

—

 

Sugarfly has left. And he was too late, far too late. He should have told her.

 

—

THE LEGENDS

imsohot: Dang this chat is dead

GNG WAKE UP

 

treehugger: we arent here to entertain you whenever you get bored

 

imsohot: B-BUT SENPAI!!!

 

treehugger: today might be the day i crumble myself

 

imsohot: no dont kys ur too sexy aha

/j MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS GUYS!!1!

 

thunderbringer: yeah ik what u r brotha

 

imsohot: sybau u girlkisser

 

thunderbringer: but yeah where tf have eternal sugar and hollyberry been?

 

imsohot: hope holly is ok :(

 

thunderbringer: in other newss

I FINALLY GOT A CRYSTAL JAM

 

imsohot: when will it be my turn 

 

thunderbringer: mfer u just got to the kingdom

wind archer isprolly next

 

treehugger: i guess

 

iloveberryjuice: wtf

 

imsohot: OMG UR ACTIVE

 

maelstrom: girl r u ok

 

iloveberryjuice: well

 

sparkles has removed cottoncandycloud

 

iloveberryjuice: long story short shit hit the fan

es tried to basically keepme there forever yk

and it was just rlly shitty and idk if i can be near her rn

 

imsohot: oh shit

 

treehugger: fuck

 

thunderbringer: shit im so stupid

im so sprry holly i thought she was actually different

 

sparkles: its not your fault

shes just manipulative

 

imsohot: can i add pitaya? i think theyll cheer u up

 

iloveberryjuice: oh i dint have their number

id prefer if they pm me tbh

 

imsohot: cool yeah

 

holly to taya

 

holly: hey pitaya

 

taya: hi holly

u wanna talkabt stuff?

 

holly: yeah

i mean no but i should so im gonna

 

taya: makes sense :(

 

holly: so

ugh

basically es tried to like keep me trapped in her garden and manipulated me

and she also like hurt her servants

but she made me think that maybe the beasts weren’t all bad

i guess i was wrong though

 

taya: shit that sucks sm holly

is everyone ok

 

holly: yeah, thanks

also i did get an awakened form, which i guess is the only good thing

[one image attached]

 

THE LEGENDS

imsohot: why is pitaya passed out blushing

 

iloveberryjuice: whoopsies

Notes:

i also got mu ears pierced (finally)

Chapter 7: mf im so tired himiiisisiaiai

Summary:

you give me fanart and i will give you the most ass shattering backshots ever xoxo

Notes:

imsohot = Fire Spirit
mightoftheseas = Sea Fairy
sleeep = Moonlight
thunderbringer = Stormbringer
maelstrom/glitteringwaves = Black Pearl
treehugger = Wind Archer
blizzard = Frost Queen
cupidkinnie = Pavlova
podcaster = Black Sapphire
iwillnotfalter = Pure Vanilla
sparkles = Golden Cheese
iloveberryjuice = Hollyberry
labubu = Snapdragon
roarscutely = Pitaya

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

THE LEGENDS

roarscutely: me, my child, and the weird ass labubu costume they got

 

thunderbringer: NOT THE LABUBU

 

imsohot: they are the one and ruby labewbew 💜

 

roarscutely: no /srs they and their friends have matching sapphire, ruby, and golden labubu costumes

 

imsohot: LMFAO

 

treehugger: that is quite cute

 

imsohot: windy are you SMILING??

 

treehugger: i've always been able too?

 

imsohot: you should do it more often :)

 

treehugger: why?

 

imsohot: bc u look nice when u smile

 

treehugger: thnk ypu

 

imsohot: yww

 

thunderbringer: ayo

 

blizzard: bby can u come over?

 

thunderbringer: OMWWW!!!

 

maelstrom: hey some of us are still single here

 

imsohot: yeah stop making me jealous >:(

 

mightoftheseas: skill issue tbh

 

sparkles: SYBAU its not my fault my potential gf turned evil and traumatized me

 

iloveberryjuice: twin ♥️

/j i got my lovely wonderful illustrious amazing caring compassionate strong brave handsome pitaya <3

 

roarscutely: stawwwp im blushing

 

imsohot: man i did not need to see my parent being flirted with </3

 

treehugger: imagine how i feel

my dad gets hit on ALL THE TIME

like yes his the millenial tree but like ugh

 

thunderbringer: shucks twin

 

imsohot: meow meow meow

meow meow meow twin

 

treehugger: meow?

 

imsohot: haha plz let me give you backshots RN

imsohot has deleted a message

 

treehugger: what are backshots?

 

blizzard: honestly don’t worry about it

 

treehugger: ok…

 

thunderbringer: theyre what my queen will be receiving tonight

 

roarscutely: everyone here is a freak

 

sleeep: and what does that make you?

 

roarscutely: also a freak lmao

 

pitaya to wind archer

pitaya: just so you know if you hurt him im crumbling you

 

wind archer: huh?

 

pitaya: i know what he thinks about you

hes a good kid

dont fuck it up ok

 

wind archer: I’ll try my best

 

pitaya: good

 

—

 

Wake up

 

Wake up!

 

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“ETERNAL SUGAR WAKE YOUR LAZY ASS UP!”

 

The liar says, throwing a pillow at her head

 

“It's not my fault you got all pissy and ruined your paradise, the least you can do is be grateful I’m letting you stay here.”

 

She wants oh so badly to crumble him right now, but he is right.

 

She has to make Hollyberry see that she’ll be happiest with her.

 

She has to make sure Sugarfly comes back, so she can fix her ruined wings

 

She has to make sure Pavlova stays by her side, no matter what.

 

She has to win.

 

—

 

Eternal Sugar Cookie is getting worse, he can tell.

 

Not like he’s any better, but at least he isn’t fucking crazy yet.

 

He should probably be more worried for his Mother, adopted or otherwise. He’s a bad son.

 

Black Sapphire Cookie is nice enough, but he always leaves in the middle of the night when he thinks Pavlova is asleep. He followed him all the way to the Fairie Kingdom.

 

Then he saw her.

 

He wants to rip out his icing, to grab her and shake her shoulders and convince her to come back with him.

 

But he can tell even from a small glance that she’s actually happy.

 

Nothing like the forced on smile of the gardens, now she can actually be filled with delight. He wants her face to light up like that when she sees him, but he know it will never come to pass.

 

Perhaps if they had met somewhere other than the Garden, they might have had a different fate.

 

But its far too late now.

Notes:

im thinking of doing wednesday updates, lmk what you think

Notes:

ty for reading! plz give criticism as long as it helps