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A duelist and a crown.

Summary:

This is about multiplication man and glitchy piece of dough, I'm thinking of adding a theme in this, medieval times maybe? And this is my take on a fantasy one too, yes there's magic and yes there's abnormal things happening.

* King John doe, and champion duelist 1x (champion 1x) there's no tag for it so I added betrayed 1x (just roll with it lol)

* Their differences in class makes them unable to love eachother

* Angst maybe? Or thrill!

* Adding additional tags after I think of something more interesting to add, time to go back to my friend to ask for suggestions

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* they/ them 1x1x1x1 and he/him john doe

* its finally over.. the fic is finished!!! It definitely didn't take me weeks! I'm working on the azuretime fic now!

Notes:

Woke up with this idea, went with it since I'm bored and I need to post fics

* If there are typos in the genders or another misgending or something, tell in the comments

* There might be sentence errors in this fic so I'm trying to fix it

* This is basically a beta fic and will be updated

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: A duel before the throne.

Chapter Text

Growing up differently, both John doe and 1x1x1x1 chose different paths. One was destined to be a king. One was destined to be a warrior. Fate hasn't expected this but the king had actually fallen in love with a warrior soaked in blood from wars and fights.


 

1X1X1X1!

 

1X1X1X1!

 

1X1X1X1!

 

1X1X1X1!

 

1X1X1X1!

 

 

Loud cheers could be heard from the crowd. Once again the impenetrable and undefeated 1x1x1x1 has won another battle against a foe. Everyday there would be someone bold enough to duel 1x1x1x1. They would either be given a fast and merciful death or a gruesome death depending on the champions mood.

 

John doe was watching from the balcony. He always enjoyed watching 1x1x1x1 fight. They were an interesting person and John doe never knew what they were realistically. He only knew that 1x1x1x1 had long lustrous white hair and they wore golden like clothes that shined in both day and night.

 

The champion also had golden swords. Chipped on the blade side though. Giving more pain to anyone who fights them. At the side of their face. Their eye would glow golden yellow. Reminding John doe of the sun. Could this special being be a blessing? Or a special monster that fell from the sky or perhaps rose up from the ground.

 

"Look into that 1x1x1x1 person. They interest me."

 

John doe ordered one of his trusted servants. 1x1x1x1 was mysterious. They had no home but gains money from the fights, they would often sleep at taverns or just under a tree around the kingdom. 

 

A lot of people would often try to steal from 1x1x1x1 since they had golden like armour and weapons. Gold was precious after all. Even if John does kingdom was prosperous, he could never remove any greedy people. The thieves were always found near grave sites when that happened. No mercy was ever given to those people.

 

While 1x1x1x1 strolled around the kingdom, they felt something was off and before they knew it. They were being pickpocketed by a child. Their hard earned money was being stolen. Even if it was a child 1x1x1x1 slain it with no mercy at all. People gasped but they didn't do anything. They were afraid of being the next target of 1x1x1x1. Even the guards turned a blind eye against it.

 

But John doe wasn't happy once he heard the news. a few hours later he called 1x1x1x1 to the throne room. Even if 1x1x1x1 brought him wxcute

 

"It was just a child.. how could you hurt a poor soul."

 

John doe said. Demanding a reason but 1x1x1x1 just shrugged and spoke in a rather glitchy voice.

 

"It tried to steal my hard earned money. I wouldn't want to lose the strength to fight in the battles you arrange."

 

1x1x1x1 spoke in a slightly annoyed tone. After a bit of arguing John doe finally let 1x1x1x1 go. How dare that person talk back. But still, John doe still liked and respected 1x1x1x1 since they were the strongest warrior in the kingdom. Even other kingdoms would try and recruit 1x1x1x1 but they would always decline and stayed loyal to the kingdom that John doe rules.

 

A couple days had passed and another duel took place. A bold drunk man tried to fight 1x1x1x1. Boldly exclaiming that he'll get the tittle of Champion. 1x1x1x1 didn't like the fact that a man would try and take their title so 1x1x1x1 drew their double blades and sliced and diced the man into pieces. The crowd went wild and once more chanted their name. The people loved the violence. 

 

John doe watched. Still displeased. 1x1x1x1 never spared anyone whether it was a child or a person begging for mercy. 1x1x1x1 would always end them all in every single way possible. 1x1x1x1 had a number of kills that no one could even count.

 

They got famous really quickly before as well. Due to their feminine and masculine type look. No one could ever guess their gender.

 

A few days went one normally as usual. 1x1x1x1 would find a place to rest and eat in while John doe busied himself with royal duties and hearing his people's suggestions in things. John doe would spend the tax money on helping the kingdom. 

 

Making it more prosperous than any other kingdom. 1x1x1x1 would often be treated to dinner by John doe because John doe trusted them and treated them like a right hand man. 

 

 

(It's not like I'll call them person or thing so I added man since it sounds better)

 

 

1x1x1x1 often found themself in dangerous situations as well. They were always being targetted by assassins or crazy people since they were too good at fighting and they also looked like they bathed in gold.

 

 

A couple weeks to by and a letter was sent to John doe. A war was about to arrive. One of the biggest kingdoms wanted to take John doe's land and claim it for themselves. The kingdom was rich in gold and silver after all and the kingdom's most treasured person, 1x1x1x1. Preparations were set and the war was estimated to start the next month.

 

A meeting was called to discuss about plans and other things, after that was settled John Doe privately asked for 1x1x1x1's presence.

 

"A war is starting. Would you like to help and fight or would you like to stay in the kingdom."

 

It was an important question since John does troops were not enough. They had less men than the other kingdom. The odds were impossible so John Doe had to ask 1x1x1x1.

 

 

1x1x1x1 just simply agreed on one condition. He gets to have a lot of gold when they win the war so John doe accepted.

 

A month had finally passed and they all prepared themselves to fight. Men fall and die but champion 1x1x1x1 breezed through the battlefield killing any enemy in sight.

 

 

They were like a killing machine and they could even tank a few attacks thanks to their form. Their unique form. John doe also helped. They trapped enemies and used their corrupted claws to end the enemies by slashing them.

 

It was like a battle on who gets the most kills. 1x1x1x1 had impressive abilities. They could poison their foe and even use long ranged attacks that sent them flying. John doe on the other hand relied on heavy attacks which allowed them to slice enemies in half with a single swing. The odds were defeated and they won. 

 

It didn't end there though.

 

A sword had pierced John doe. Causing him to fall to the ground. 1x1x1x1 immediately used their mass Infection before tending to John does wounds. They retreated after that and celebrated but John doe was confined on the bed. He couldn't move some parts of his body so his servants and 1x1x1x1 themself helped John doe to recover. Their bond grew closer and they were like best friends. 

 

 

Except one of them had a liking to the other while the other was oblivious to it. 1x1x1x1 couldn't feel love, they never felt love. The champion was made from hatred from madness. Their creator had abandoned them. The first to betray them was a god, Their creator, Their father.. They were also betrayed once more before their transformation. They were corrupted by the spectre. 

 

 

Days had passed and John doe tried to hint his growing affection towards 1x1x1x1, he would often ask the champion out on a few strolls and perhaps give them some flowers as a gift as well. And of course John doe didn't forget about the reward for 1x1x1x1's help in the battle. 

 

Years had already passed and the title of Champion was still in 1x1x1x1's grasp. No one could defeat them so John doe finally decided to challange them himself. 

 

 

Curious about who will win a lot of people gathered around and watched in excitement. There was even one gambler on the side betting for 1x1x1x1. But a man who made triangular bread placed a bet on the king.

 

 

There was also two people fighting. One wore a funny hat on their head while the other had dirty and messy looking hair. It looked like it wasn't brushed for a few years. Do they bathe in a swamp?

 

Two more people joined the picture but they were fine. They looked like close friends. Those two people were completely normal. The other one was a yellow man with a smile while the other had a hat on and looked pale. What a nice friendship. Or couple? Who knows..

 

There was also one guy snacking on a whole chicken in the crowd. I wonder who that could be.

 

What a surprise! Another weird person had appeared and they looked so serious they could punch a person and send them flying! They also had odd blue hair.

 

The fight had started and each of they started off slow, 1x1x1x1 would attempt to hit him with their double blades while dodging John doe's heavy attacks. But as they finally memorized each others attack patterns they started using their skills. John doe's weakness was clearly the fact that they could only use heavy attacks and 1x1x1x1 needed to stop moving while using their skills.

 

 

The fight lasted a long time. The man eating the whole chicken was eating another whole chicken again. John doe and champion 1x1x1x1 had equal fighting abilities but John doe eventually lost to the champions long ranged attacks. He couldn't dodge it in time.

 

 

John doe sighed as they looked at their deep wound.

 

"Impressive attacks as always.. champion 1x1x1x1."

 

1x1x1x1 smiled at the king before laughing a bit.

 

"You flatter me John doe."

 

They helped eachother up before thinking about having drinks together. The gambler was happy that they won while the man who made triangular bread sighed in disbelief. The two people, the one with the hat and the one with the dirty hair were still fighting like always. This one person kept eating chicken that they would eat an entire barn. The two friends or lovers just stayed normal and left normally.

 

While having a drink at the castle, both 1x1x1x1 and John doe shared laughs and cheers to their long battle. But after a few drinks words fell from John doe's mouth.

 

"I really like you.. I love you 1x1x1x1. What do you think about the proposal.?"

 

John doe said in a rather slurred voice as he kept drinking the wine. 1x1x1x1 was speechless but they didn't even decline or anything. They just stayed silent before laughing.

 

"The king is inlove with a duelist? What an odd match but.."

 

1x1x1x1 trailed off before smiling a bit. There was no problem in dating John doe since no one even knows their gender. 1x1x1x1 could also gain a few favors from the king by accepting. And perhaps they could finally feel what it's like to be loved.

 

"I accept your proposal my king."

 

1x1x1x1 said before eventually seeing John doe smile back at him. What a weird smile but genuine one. John doe passed out from his drinks after that and 1x1x1x1 went back to taking care of him. What a lightweight who can't even handle their drinks. But either way 1x1x1x1 still accepted John doe as a higher rank than him. A loyal king to his loyal subjects.

 

 

What could their love life be.. full of problems perhaps? Or maybe full of thrill and excitement. Stay tuned!

Chapter 2: Everlasting Love.

Summary:

* alright so, this is for the people who actually loved this fic, this is basically the least read fic I have but I love the support you all gave me so here's the chap!

* It's here!?!?!

* I hope this has enough emotions since I can't think of anyone else to be 1x (yes I main John doe, ms4 !! And 1x is also ms4)

* Wondering if I should get Dusekkars golden skin or shedletskys..

* Hope y'all like this fic

* There might be some errors or I might accidentally misgender 1x! ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Notes:

* Ya better scramble like an egg before I beat you like an omelette!1!1!1!1!

* Freaky

Some meme on tiktok:

* You talk stupid

* Don't you say stuff like cha marinara?

* Well ACTUALLY i say CHA MAGANERA!!1!1

 

* If you guys want to play forsaken with me here's my user (yes it's old and I don't like it)

* User: arianagod32

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Back in their room, 1x1x1x1 decided to get ready to sleep. But then John Doe woke up from his rest. It's already been a couple hours and it was in the middle of the night. 1x1x1x1 stood guard the whole time. Just in case any potential assassins might come and attack the king while they're vulnerable. 

 

"How was your rest. My king."

 

1x1x1x1 said bluntly. John doe just sat up and stretched a bit. 1x1x1x1 was cleaning their weapons. And they were already in sleeping attire, 1x1x1x1 still looked serious even after all that armor was taken off. They were beautiful as well..

 

John doe has only seen 1x1x1x1 with their hair up. But now that it was down, 1x1x1x1 had long and smooth looking hair that matched the moon. 1x1x1x1's golden eyes also looked perfect. After all. 1x1x1x1 was known to be a warrior made from gold. And blood.

 

"I feel slightly nauseous.. but thank you for keeping guard while I was knocked out."

 

John doe didn't seem to remember what he said earlier that much. But 1x1x1x1 decided to wait either way. After a few minutes of silence, John doe finally remembered everything and hid his face in his palms. 

 

"I.. apologize for the sudden confession. But.. do you really mean what you said?"

 

John doe asked before looking at 1x1x1x1. He was met with a nod from them which made John doe happy. He decided to move a little closer before wrapping his arms around 1x1x1x1. The position stayed for a while.. and he felt no rejection from 1x1x1x1 themself. 1x1x1x1 finished cleaning their weapon before looking back. Their faces were close together. And John doe could see the masculinity and the femininity of 1x1x1x1's features. 

 

The closeness made John doe a bit hesitant. But he finally decided to do what his mind told him to do. He leaned in and gave 1x1x1x1 a small kiss on the lips. That was that. 1x1x1x1 was slightly suprised that this one small kiss made John doe blush like he was some highschool girl who just got their proposal accepted. 1x1x1x1 found it amusing and laughed a bit.

 

"A small kiss already made the stoic king blush? How interesting."

 

1x1x1x1 teased before deciding to give John doe an actual kiss. 1x1x1x1 leaned in before closing their eyes and giving John doe a longer and more passionate kiss. John doe loved it. And so did 1x1x1x1. Eventually after they both leaned back to get some air. Their eyes stared at eachother. Before 1x1x1x1 finally broke the silence by laughing again.

 

"Now that's how you give an actual kiss my king."

 

John doe just nodded at 1x1x1x1's words. He was a bit dazed from that one kiss. But he decided to build up the courage to wrap his arms around 1x1x1x1's waist this time. Their closeness was illuminated by the moon. It seems like even the stars and the moon itself encouraged them to go further. The night was perfect. And they were both in the mood to do more. John doe leaned in before kissing 1x1x1x1's hair. 

 

"You're beautiful. 1x1x1x1. Would you like to spend this night with me?"

 

The question was unanswered for a brief moment before 1x1x1x1 finally responded. But this time it was through actions. They pushed John doe onto the bed before sitting on top of them. A rather dominant approach but John doe wasn't backing down. He sat up before wrapping his arms around 1x1x1x1's waist. 

 

"Bold move 1x1x1x1. You always loved doing that. But this time. I'll be the one topping you."

 

The words made 1x1x1x1 scoff. No one could ever best them at anything. 1x1x1x1 was simply too skilled in every art even in bed. But this time. This night that they'll have will be different. A king and a champion will be fighting for dominance. Roles could be switched as well. And the bottom could possibly be more dominant than the top. 

 

The two eventually decided to treat it as a challange to one another. A show of skill but this time in bed. A battle of affection and knowledge

 

The both of them eventually prepared themselves. But there was something that suprised John Doe. Now he knew the reason why 1x1x1x1 went by anything. They were basically intersex. A man with a woman's.. privates. John doe just kept staring at 1x1x1x1. Both amazed and curious at how such a person could have that. It was John doe's first time seeing it.

 

1x1x1x1 just sighed before tilting John doe's head up.

 

"My eyes are up here my king. Not down there, You seem rather impatient."

 

1x1x1x1 kept teasing John doe. But John doe didn't really mind. Since all he had on his mind was how it would feel like.. to be inside someone he loved the most. John doe eventually went for a few kisses before eventually leaning down. And leaving a few bite marks onto 1x1x1x1's body. John doe was basically marking 1x1x1x1 as his with these bites. John doe had slightly sharp canines so 1x1x1x1 felt every single bite. It felt.. exhilarating..

 

John doe gently touched 1x1x1x1's body. Curvy in the right places. But at the same time they were slim. A bit muscular too. John doe eventually touched 1x1x1x1's abdomen.

 

"Do you think that I'll see it if I put it in.." 

 

John doe curiously asked before gently pressing down on 1x1x1x1's abdomen. This made 1x1x1x1 a bit flustered but they chose to act stoic. A simple teasing won't catch him off guard. But John doe's curiousity made 1x1x1x1 loosen up a bit.

 

"Why don't you try then. I wouldn't mind a fast night."

 

1x1x1x1 thought that John doe would finish quick. Since 1x1x1x1 often saw that when they watch other people do it. But this time, 1x1x1x1 would have the longest night of their life. And John doe wouldn't stop anytime soon. John doe found it offensive that 1x1x1x1 assumed that he'll do a quick one.

 

"I'll make sure to make this painfully slow for you then."

 

John doe eventually leaned down before planting a gentle kiss on 1x1x1x1's mons pubis. John doe just chuckled before opening his mouth and leaning downwards. It was 1x1x1x1's first time seeing this. They were both suprised and rather aroused. The unfamiliar feeling made 1x1x1x1 shiver. Even though John doe was inexperienced, 1x1x1x1 still found pleasure by just having John doe eat them out.

 

The way John doe held them in place, and the way his tongue felt inside him.. it made 1x1x1x1 show a hint of vulnerability for the first time. As a champion, they never stooped low for anyone, but here they were. Attempting to muffle their own moans while the king himself was pleasuring them.

 

Eventually, John doe pulled away before smiling.

 

"That was my first time doing it but.. did you enjoy it?" 

 

John doe was smiling like a child. 1x1x1x1 never thought that a king would have such a bright personality in bed. 1x1x1x1 just nodded at John doe's question but then, John doe sat up before turning 1x1x1x1 around. They felt something rather.. large. Against their pussy. When they looked behind them, 1x1x1x1 saw John doe's impressive size. Definitely bigger than most men. 

 

"That's a nice.. size you have there my king."

 

The small compliment made John doe smile before eventually attempting to push it in. 1x1x1x1 just gripped the sheets a bit as they felt the intrusion. The tip eventually went through but even with just the tip. It was a bit too uncomfortable. And John doe didn't seem to know what he was doing so 1x1x1x1 decided to do the work. He pinned John doe down instead. Before aligning themself with John doe's cock.

 

"This position is far more better than what you were doing."

 

1x1x1x1 mocked before slowly descending down on John doe. Slowly but surely and inch by inch.. until 1x1x1x1 finally managed to get John doe's full length in. And it was clearly see through since 1x1x1x1's torso was basically see through. John doe was both suprised and a bit flustered. 1x1x1x1 tool a while to recover before eventually going up and down on John doe's length. It was slow at first since 1x1x1x1 was getting used to it. John doe also helped by placing his hands on their hips. Supporting 1x1x1x1 just incase.

 

The both of them moved in a steady rhythm. Heavy breathing and small moans could be heard. Thankfully no one would be awake at this hour so the both of them could enjoy themselves. Wet sounds could be heard whenever 1x1x1x1 would move. Eventually, 1x1x1x1 went faster with their riding. It was all sloppy but John doe seemed to like it. His claws dug into 1x1x1x1's waist as he panted heavily. He looked like he was on the verge of releasing. 

 

But before John doe could do it. 1x1x1x1 decided to stop. And pull away. Leaving John doe aching for more.

 

"Please.. just.. let me finish."

 

John doe begged before pulling 1x1x1x1 close. The pain of not releasing was something else. 1x1x1x1 just chuckled the whole time. They decided to tease John doe more. 1x1x1x1's hands eventually went to John doe's hair before pulling it backwards. It wasn't enough to hurt him. But it was clear that 1x1x1x1 was showing a bit of dominance.

 

"You won't be finishing unless I say so. You're the one who wanted to make it last longer right?"

 

1x1x1x1 then leaned in before kissing John doe. The kiss was long and passionate. Just how the both of them liked it. John doe pulled 1x1x1x1 close. To feel them.. John doe decided to grab 1x1x1x1's free hand before placing it on his cheek. 

 

"Atleast.. touch me down there."

 

John doe pleaded while looking into 1x1x1x1's golden eyes. 1x1x1x1 never thought that the king would beg. But it was honestly a nice sight to see. 1x1x1x1 decided to give in. They let go of John doe's hair before gently teasing John doe's length. The touch was slow and deliberate. And because of the slow touch.. John doe couldn't help himself before laying his head on 1x1x1x1's shoulder. Biting down slightly as he tried to stop himself from releasing too early. He wanted a praise from 1x1x1x1. He wanted to show them that he won't fold that easily.

 

1x1x1x1 laughed a bit before rubbing their thumb against John doe's tip spreading the pre-cum around it. 1x1x1x1 was getting deep bites from John doe during the whole thing. A bit of blood started to show at each bite John doe did. But whenever that happened John doe would just lick it off. Eventually. 1x1x1x1 noticed that John doe didn't want to release. Which made 1x1x1x1 chuckle. Eventually, after all that teasing 1x1x1x1 decided to insert John doe's length in them again.

 

"My king.. I'm glad you're holding on this long."

 

1x1x1x1 whispered into John doe's ear. Making him shiver. John doe looked down before tracing a claw on 1x1x1x1's body. Small cuts formed during that. But then, John doe gently pushed 1x1x1x1 onto the pillows before raising their legs to his shoulder.

 

"I'll take it from here 1x1x1x1."

 

There was no formality on John doe's voice. But now, the thrusts were deep and a bit slow. But whenever John doe pulled out and slammed back in, it made 1x1x1x1 moan in suprise. The sudden intrusion would make 1x1x1x1 moan loudly. 

 

John doe's length pressed against every possible spot inside 1x1x1x1. Even a little bit of movement caused 1x1x1x1 to feel every inch. John doe's clawed hands brushed against their lower abdomen. John doe's small smile made 1x1x1x1 blush slightly. Did he really enjoy it that much?

 

The night was long and more passionate because of John doe's slow movements. John doe would even lean in and kiss 1x1x1x1. It always looked like John doe was on the verge of releasing soon but still kept going either way. Moans and wet thrusts filled the bedroom until John doe eventually released inside 1x1x1x1. And holy. It felt amazing. John doe just panted heavily as he stared at 1x1x1x1.

 

"I love you. I love you a lot my beautiful lover."

 

John doe's hands gently caressed 1x1x1x1's cheek. Tears welled up on 1x1x1x1's eyes ad they stared at John doe. John doe's feelings were nothing but true and heartwarming. It felt like they were inlove again like when they spoke together and had a drink. To think that everything would escalate this far was unexpected. The way 1x1x1x1 accepted everything. No matter what kind of person John doe was 1x1x1x1 would always be by his side no matter what.

 

After the night had ended, the both of them cuddled together in each others arms. Feeling warmth and sanctuary. When they both woke up, John doe took the initiative to order breakfast for the both of them. They even took a bath together, and when 1x1x1x1 felt stiff, John doe would always be there to help. 

 

"I'm wondering, why would you fall inlove with a monster like me. I can't even produce you a heir."

 

1x1x1x1 was a bit hesitant about this relationship. Without a successor for the kingdom, what would John doe do? But suddenly 1x1x1x1 was bit on the cheek by John doe himself.

 

"I don't care about the future as long as I'm with you. We're both immortal. And even if you're a monster. I'd fall in love with you either way."

 

Their relationship seemed to go upward, 1x1x1x1 still fought in the arena. Always winning. And John doe would be there to cheer them on. They even got married. With matching rings. A ruby ring for 1x1x1x1. And a ring made of gold for john doe. Despite their differences in class, they still found a way to be together. Forever.

 

(FUTURE!1?1!)

 

1x1x1x1 and John doe's love still didn't dissapear, no matter how long it went. It was already a few years into the future. The current future. John doe hasn't stepped down from being a ruler. And even though they've reigned for a lot of years, people were still happy and lived a prosperous life. Meanwhile 1x1x1x1 felt bored most of the time since now they couldn't fight. But John doe would often invite them to spar to keep 1x1x1x1 company. And of course, when things went low 1x1x1x1 would repay John doe with a night.. 

 

Their love was even made into a statue, it was even placed in a museum for everyone to see. Two blades on the sides with a crown in the middle. A show of love. Everlasting. The work of art was even titled 'A champion and a king.'

 

(Extras will arrive soon! Thanks for reading!)

Notes:

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Should I try again? Hehehehehebrrbrbrbhrbrbehehejrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrrhhahahahahshehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehrhrrhrhrhrhhr
Are my feelings for you still here? Heheheheehbrrbhrbrbrbrhehehahahababababahahaahhahahahehehehehrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrheehehehehehhehehrhrhrhrhhshshshshshshshshshshs
Was it all worth it? Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahahahahahhahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhshahahahaha
No it wasn't.

Chapter 3: Alternate?

Summary:

* this is a different version, what if 1x could have a child? Woahwoahwoahwoah exciting!

* I'll also throw in a few head cannons I have in this fic

* These two are so lovey dovey I envy my own writing 💔

Notes:

HOLD ON TIGHT!!! MY COMPASS IS CURIOUSITY!!, MY COMPASS IS CURIOUSITY!!!! IM PIERCING THROUGH THE ROPE THAT STRANGLE YOU AND ME!! LET US BE FREE!!!

HIGH TIDE

LOW TIDE

HIGH TIDE

LOW TIDE.

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After their passionate night together, 1x1x1x1 didn't think much of it and continued their day as usual. After John doe's relentless care and affection towards them, 1x1x1x1 finally calmed down and rested for a few days. They started getting sick more often though. And they started craving a lot of food that wasn't on their original diet. The arena was also postponed because of this and John doe was thinking if it was a curse or something.

 

"Whoever did this to you should pay the price.."

 

John doe was clearly angry at himself and the imaginary person who apparently cursed 1x1x1x1. But after a few months had passed John doe finally realized that they were having a child. Even 1x1x1x1 was speechless. They didn't know they could have one. 1x1x1x1 just looked stunned the whole time as months passed. And boom. They have a child now.

 

"This.. looks like me that's for sure."

 

1x1x1x1 wasn't used to having a child. We won't get into the information on how 1x1x1x1 managed to get the kid out but.. in John doe's eyes the child was perfect. And since they couldn't think of names, it was named... 2x2x2x2

 

"It's so small and adorable. We're going to be great parents!"

 

John doe was clearly excited for the new family. 1x1x1x1 saw the happiness in their eyes so they just laughed. 

 

"You're going to be the best father."

 

The both of them raised 2x2x2x2. But of course.. since the child looked like 1x1x1x1 from the past, it acted exactly like 1x1x1x1. A sword fighting champion. John doe was still king because of that. He couldn't take a break. 

 

(Head cannons!)

 

John doe loves to braid 1x1x1x1's hair before tournaments so it wouldn't get in 1x1x1x1's way. 

 

John doe likes cats.

 

1x1x1x1 finds interests in being a florist. 

 

John doe has a secret work out place to maintain their physique.

 

1x1x1x1 can't gain weight.

 

1x1x1x1 would steal limes to dehydrate them and eventually eat them like a snack.

 

John doe loves to play with children but they're all scared of him.

 

John doe loves fancy dishes or simple foods.

 

John doe likes spaghetti.

 

1x1x1x1 loves waffles.

 

John doe likes pancakes instead of waffles.

 

John doe would secretly grill and he's good at it.

 

(That's all, this is the ending of this fic! Thanks for reading!!)

Notes:

Coughs