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Yosano didn’t even let him finish stepping fully inside before she marched up and looked him over like he was a cadaver that had started talking.
“When,” she asked, voice flat and serious, “did you get yourself pregnant?”
The words hung there. Stupid. Heavy. Hilariously surreal.
Dazai blinked. Once. Twice. Slowly. He tilted his head, like maybe the angle would change the sentence.
“...Excuse me?”
The silence that followed wasn’t the funny kind. It was the kind that curdled the air, stretched out like a held breath. Yosano stared at him for a beat too long, then squinted—closer now, as though she could somehow scan his vitals through sheer force of will. Her expression slowly crumpled as the truth landed.
“Oh… oh. Oh, you didn’t know.”
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Or, Dazai gets drunk and laid by redhead he doesn't know and ends up pregnant.