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Auntie
You know Xiao-Tao
Your uncle is quite talented
Especially when it comes to music
That's actually the reason why he and Venti met in the first place
:0
;)
>:)
Consider it done Auntie
Hu Hu Spooky Spooky
@FakeWalnut
Just signed up uncle for the Teyvat Entertainment auditions :p
Xiao @ConquerOfDemons
Replying to @FakeWalnut
YOU SIGNED UP MY DAD FOE WHAZHu Hu Spooky Spooky @FakeWalnut
Replying to @ConquerOfDemons
Oh don’t worry cousin I’m not leaving you outThe Guhua Clan Lives @GuhuaFanboy
Replying to @FakeWalnut
Jfjfbsns I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING??Banisher of Evil @TrueExorcist
Replying to @FakeWalnut
Taotao…Hu Hu Spooky Spooky @FakeWalnut
Replying to @TrueExorcist
:3
Hu Hu Spooky Spooky
@FakeWalnut
Just signed up my cousin for the Teyvat Entertainment auditions hehe
Xiao @ConquerOfDemons
Replying to @FakeWalnut YOU WHAZ
Official Teyvat Entertainment
@TeyvatInternational
[Debut Announcement]
Everyone make way for @DCKZ!
We at Teyvat Entertainment are happy to announce the newest additions to our idol sector :)
Welcome @DilucCKZ @DChildeKZ @DCKaeyaZ and @DCKZhongli
Venti @VentiTheBard
Replying to @TeyvatInternational
Zhongli when I catch you Zhongli
Venti
@VentiTheBard
WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT MY BEST FRIEND, MY BEST MAN, MY PARTNER IN CRIME, MY HUSBAND IN EVERY WAY BUT THE EYES OF THE GOVERNMENT RETURNED TO HIS MUSIC CAREER OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT THROUGH A FUCKING TWITTER ANNOUNCEMENT
Venti @VentiTheBard
BETRAYAL OF THE HIGHEST ORDERVenti @VentiTheBard
I CANNOT BELIEVE THISVenti @VentiTheBard
THE FUCKING AUDACITY
Xiao-Tao
I was wondering when Venti would find out
Yeah I blocked him
PFFF WHAT
;)
Xiao-Tao you evil genius
Naw
You flatter me Auntie
Not Actually Archons
Focalors
Lmao why is Venti screaming about Zhongli restarting his music career?
Deshret
Zhongli is what?
Guizhong
So....
Egeria
Omg Guizhong what did you do
Don't you dare just leave
Guizhong
I may or may not have helped Hu Tao out with a little project
Nabu Malikata
Zhongli decided to join Teyvat Entertainment as an idol?
Deshret
WHAT??
Focalors
PFFFFF YOU'RE LYING
Guizhong
Hu Tao has been lementing the fact that Zhongli doesn't really do anything outside of taking care of Xiao and her
So I may have mentioned that he is rather talented in music
Focalors
SO SHE SIGNED HIM UP FOR THE IDOL AUDITIONS????
Egeria
Something's about to happen
Deshret
Well if that isn't ominous
Rukkhadevata
No no she's right
Venti
@Zhongli This is a declaration of war.
Zhongli
May the better win
Guizhong
Well...
Focalors
Didn't see that coming
Banisher of Evil
@TrueExorcist
When I saw Taotao's tweet about signing her uncle up for Teyvat Entertainment's auditions I did not expect him to actually get through those
Banisher of Evil @TrueExorcist
No offense but he's older than you'd expect an idol to be#1 DCKZ Fan @DCKZsimp
Replying to @TrueExorcist
WHICH ONE KS THE DILFXiao @ConquerOfDemons
Replying to @DCKZsimp and @TrueExorcist
STAY AWAY FROM MY FATHER
Guizhong
@OriginalMechanic
@FakeWalnut by far the best decision we have ever made
Generations of idol simps will thank us and Zhongli actually has something to do that doesn't involve history
Hu Hu Spooky Spooky @FakeWalnut
Replying to @OriginalMechanic
;) As always it's a pleasure doing business with you Auntie