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prompt: read aloud some erotic dropout fan-fiction

Summary:

A fanwriters' internet forum learns about a certain unused prompt in Behind the Scenes of "Earnest-est", and goes slightly crazy.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

BlumenwitzTruther: [screencap]

BlumenwitzTruther: OH GOD THEY’RE ONTO US

more_like_zac_o_yummy: HIDE THE PORN

lil_lils: haha calm down, obv they know about the porn, theres a whole tag on ao3 for it

lil_lils: lollll

genderqueer_gremlin: LOL yeah

genderqueer_gremlin: It’s no big deal

genderqueer_gremlin: They all understand how the internet is

genderqueer_gremlin: they’re not about to freak out about smut with their names in it

WennanWeeWulligan: You’re damn right they’re not.

em_ASSford: easy for u to say @genderqueer_gremlin when u wrote the best brennan mpreg ever

em_ASSford: dont know how they feel about the rest haha

ellybelle: Its probably fine, like we know they have great senses of humor

ellybelle: otherwise they wouldnt be comedians right?

JewishKrampus: wait, there’s Brennan mpreg?

em_ASSford: yeah it’s hot af, ill link u

ShankMeDaddy: I’ve read it! It’s good

ShankMeDaddy: Recommended [thumbs up emoji]

NotSpeltShivaun: btw, do you literally all write Jake and Amir boning?

WennanWeeWulligan: Yes.

JewishKrampus: Yes

BlumenwitzTruther: yes… obviously haha

lil_lils: lol yes

more_like_zac_o_yummy: yes

genderqueer_gremlin: Yes

Mrs_Macbeth: Yes

ShankMeDaddy: Yes

ryan_creamer: Yes

ryan_creamer: Shit wrong account

ryan_creamer: Fuck

ryan_creamer: Sorry

BlumenwitzTruther: ??????

BlumenwitzTruther: are you really Ryan Creamer? like THE Ryan Creamer?

ryan_creamer: [awkward selfie]

NotSpeltShivaun: hey Ryan!

ryan_creamer: Hi Siobahn

ryan_creamer: *Siobhan

NotSpeltShivaun: …well, this is awkward

BlumenwitzTruther: WHAT

BlumenwitzTruther: THE

BlumenwitzTruther: FUCK

BlumenwitzTruther: ?????

em_ASSford: ok, who else is from dropout/collegehumor/etc?

em_ASSford: *raises hand*

Mrs_Macbeth: Hey Emily <3

Mrs_Macbeth: also yeah me too

lil_lils: yo

ShankMeDaddy: Hello, Smartypants Society!

grant_obrien: Sorry for lurking

more_like_zac_o_yummy: Hi :)

grant_obrien: Quite the name choice, zac

more_like_zac_o_yummy: :) :) :)

genderqueer_gremlin: Me too!

JewishKrampus: Yup

BlumenwitzTruther: wtf wtf wtf

JewishKrampus: @WennanWeeWulligan, I see you online, babe, don’t be shy ;)

WennanWeeWulligan: Also me, yeah. Hey, gang.

WennanWeeWulligan: Ify and Trapp are here as well, but I don’t think they’re online right now.

WennanWeeWulligan: Also Katie, I think.

WennanWeeWulligan: And BDG.

WennanWeeWulligan: Actually, it might be easier to list the Dropout cast members who aren’t.

BlumenwitzTruther: FUCK

BlumenwitzTruther: ok ok. is there anyone BESIDES ME here who ISN’T from dropout???

ellybelle: just me I think… sry

BlumenwitzTruther: @mods did you know about this??

BlumenwitzTruther: @mods???

iamsam [Moderator]: I’ve been here the whole time.

Notes:

Sometimes a gal sees an unused Dropout prompt and needs to write something completely unhinged about it... sorry.