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Note to all: just imagine noli’s glitchy stuttering in your head i aint typing allat
Its the average tuesday for 007n7 and Noli. Noli has his arms wrapped around 007n7’s waist with 007n7 siting in front his chest in close proximity.
“You know how many ribs are in the body?”
“24”
“*loudincorrectbuzzer.mp3*”
“It is 24 though?”
“Wanna test that theory?”
“Sure. Looking forward to proving you wrong.”
Obviously, instead of looking up the answer on google like a normal person, noli decided to count the number of ribs himself. His hand suddenly crept up 007n7’s shirt, making their way to his partner’s breasts, giving them a few gentle caresses before moving down and feeling around for the hard structure between his lumbar region. 007n7 shuttered slightly at the unexpected intrusion. After prodding around the same groove, noli had secured the location of the lowest rib.
At first it was just light traces of fingertips trailing against his skin, but the strokes got increasingly slower to the point 007n7 had to resist the urge to squirm every time the surge of sensations crept up his spine. They were only on like, what? His third rib? He wasn’t about to back down on testing this theory or admitting that he was wrong when he KNOWS he is correct. Before he realized it, a dash of red had snuck onto his face.
Every touch felt like a battle. 007n7 had closed his eyes and breathed through his nose earlier in an attempt to relieve the torture, but nothing worked. The sensations were crumbing his resistance and Noli probably knows this. Imagining the smile plastered across noli’s face made 007n7 want to escape the situation he had put himself through. His body had involuntarily started to writhe subtly in his position from time to time whenever Noli’s stokes brushed over his laterals. (or whatever they’re called, im not an anatomy pro in any way and also my legal name is BestForsakenPlayerEver)
Okay. Noli had to be messing with him intentionally. His fingers glided over his skin meticulously, lingering on sensitive spots and occasionally returning to the area just when he thought he was going to move on to the next rib. The laughter was getting harder and harder to fight now. 007n7 let out an audible sigh he didn’t even realize he was holding in, and prayed that Noli didn’t notice how close he was about to break.
After a slightly too erratic tremble, Noli squeezed 007n7 even closer against his body and intertwined their legs together, spreading them wider while locking them in place which prevented any movement. 007n7 found the time to finally take a sigh of relief as the welled up urge to laugh dissipated, but all was for naught when noli’s fingers immediately resumed the tickles. He made sure to glide across every inch of his skin, this time even teasingly burying his head in the crook of the other’s neck, landing kisses on it occasionally. 007n7 swallowed hard and clenched his fists, his breaths now spilling out tiny uncontrollable giggles, all control of his body he held onto had been broken.
His eyes widened when Noli’s other hand had brought themselves to his muscles on the anterior abdominal walls. He hadn’t even realized they had shifted from holding him in place to creeping up the opening of his shirt. His jerked in response, desperate to break free of his partner’s grasp.
“ uhh… I- Ah~” sounds coming out unintelligible as 007n7 didn’t know what to actually say especially with the relentless overwhelming tickles that muddled any and all thoughts in his head. Noli’s other hand traced along his abdomen in circular motions, exploring every sensitive space that drew out laughter from 007n7 who no longer tried to hold it back anymore. Actually, He COULDN’T hold it back anymore.
“Something the matter?”, Noli, finally breaking the silence that settled between them, his voice soft and taunting. While his hands still insistent on pushing his partner to his limit. The mockery that the words carried were immediately understood by 007n7.
Oh
007n7 just remembered something important.
Noli definitely knows how many ribs are in the body by heart and he definitely knows where nerve endings are most concentrated at. This entire situation was set up by him on purpose. He could just visualize the sadistic satisfaction on his partner’s face from reducing him to a laughing mess. He knew he would prive pleasure from seeing him like this. He tried his best to prevent it . But it didn’t matter in the end since that was his plan all along.
“You k-know.. If you-! HAh~ wanted to do this-,” 007n7 hissed after pronouncing the last syllable from how Noli struck a spot that made him tilt his head backwards. Without leaving any time for him to finish his sentence, noli innocently responded “do what?”.
Ignoring the question, “
I can’t finish this rn anyways the way the story ends is that noli finally finishes counting the left side of 007n7’s ribs but then he says that he gotta do the same for the right side and 007n7 crashes out and also in the middle of the story noli starts teasing 007n7 about how he actually likes ts which he does but wont admit
also can they drop noli already i have all killers at level 100 except john at level 58 cuz he is so ass