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1. My Favorite Liar by poppyhills for nv-md (ANW815)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Ron Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Hermione Granger
   • Oliver Wood
   • Lucian Bole
   • Theodore Nott
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Charlie Weasley
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Forced Proximity
   • former auror partners
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Magically Powerful Harry Potter
   • they were roommates
   • Wedding Cruise Shenanigans
   • References to past Draco Malfoy/Oliver Wood relationship
   • Minor Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson
   • Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Minor Theodore Nott/Blaise Zabini
   • Minor Lucian Bole/Oliver Wood
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Mutual Pining
   • Rimming
   • Beach Sex
   • Humor
   • Jealousy
   • A few attempted murders
   • Happy Ending
   • Some Crack
   • Skinny Dipping
   • Smut
   • Top Harry Potter
   • Bottom Draco Malfoy
   • this is a rom-com
   • H/D Wireless 2025

   Summary

   It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.

   The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.

   So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.

   Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.

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