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THE GOAT‼️‼️ : WSP GANG GANG‼️‼️‼️

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Or Fire Spirit decides do make a group chat. Everything goes downhill from there

(This fic was inspired by another called “Irony Coated” IT’S SUCH AN AMAZING FIC OAMDKOAAKANSKAMMA)

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The group chat “ME N MY HUZZ (and the rest ig)” was made by “THE GOAT‼️‼️”

 

3:26 AM

“THE GOAT‼️‼️” added “Eternal slumber~”

 

Wind Archer : What?

 

“THE GOAT‼️‼️” added “don’t fuck with me.”

 

“THE GOAT‼️‼️” added “WORSHIP ME‼️”

 

“THE GOAT‼️‼️” added “Frost Queen”

 

“THE GOAT‼️‼️” added “ The Might of the Seas!”

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : i think that’s all??

 

Wind Archer : Why did you add us in this group chat?

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : better have a damn good reason on why you’re texting us at 3 IN THE MORNING

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : damn bro chill, just thought i could make a gc where the gang’s all back yk??

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : uh-huh, why is the gc’s name that.

 

Wind Archer : I do have to agree with my sister on this one, why is this group chat’s name “ME N HUZZ(and the others ig)”?

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : AHAHAHAHA, don’t mind it.

 

Wind Archer : Wow, it must be a big reason for you to actually write a sentence correctly.

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : BAHAHAHA, YOUR “HUZZ” IS CALLIN YOU OUT‼️‼️

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : SHUT UP

 

Don’t fuck with me. : what.the.fuck. ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT AT 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : MY PEARL!! Oh you can’t believe this guy, he’s so hopelessly romantic with my brother it’s so unbearable! Please, help me!

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : you know i’m right here right?

 

Don’t fuck with me. : huh, that does seem like something fire boy over there would do

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : weak ass insult for someone like you

 

Don’t fuck with me. : and? I just thought my time and breath texting something longer wasn’t precious to be wasted on the likes of you

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : uh huh, i’ve heard that lines too many times, come up with something more original you copy cat

 

Wind Archer : Before this turns into a fight, Fire Spirit, i suggest you start planning your funeral ahead.

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : what.

 

Wind Archer : Stormbinger seems like she’s going to bring you an actual storm.

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : Oh shit, I HEAR SOMEONE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.

 

Don’t fuck with me. : hah! Serves you right! I’ll make sure to reward Stormbringer really well today~

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : NOPE, IT DEFINITELY HER KNOCKING, SHE KNOCKED DOWN THE WHOLE DOOR!!!

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : SOS!! SOS!! HELP ME!

 

*”THE GOAT‼️‼️” has went offline*

 

Don’t fuck with me. : i’m so proud

 

Wind Archer : i’m going to go get the medical supplies, and it’s not for my sister. I’ll see you later Black Pearl.

 

Don’t fuck with me. : sure

 

——-

 

9:28 AM

 

The Might of the Seas! : what in the actual fuck happened.

 

Eternal slumber~ : Can’t say i’m surprised fire spirit got his ass handed to him by strombringer

 

Frost Queen : How pitiful of him. I saw him getting dragged by Wind Archer just now to go to the doctor’s office

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : I HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME AND NOT COOL, YALL ARE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK!

 

-> Replying to “THE GOAT‼️‼️”
Don’t fuck with me. : L serves you right for insulting me

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : SHE LITERALLY ALMOST FRACTURED MY BONE!!

 

-> replying to “THE GOAT‼️‼️”
WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : and i’d do it again, you’re lucky my brother saved yo ass

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : I’M TELLING WIND ARCHER THAT YA’LL ARE GANGING UP ON ME!

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : ALR, GO TELL MY BROTHER AKA THE PERSON YOU’RE SO WHIPPED FOR, I DARE YOU

 

-> replying to WOSHIP ME‼️‼️
Eternal slumber~ : awhh, don’t say that stormbringer, their love is like a slow burn

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : *sniff*.. Moonlight… you truly are an angel…

 

Eternal slumber~ : -it’s just their slow burn takes 100 years!

 

-> Replying to THE GOAT‼️‼️
THE GOAT‼️‼️ : i take back everything i said.

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : BHAHAHAH GET ROASTED BY YOUR EX GF‼️‼️

 

The Might of the Seas! : o(^▽^)o

 

-> replying to “Might of the Seas!
Eternal slumber~ : awhh, thank you my dear!!!

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : ah… here we go again wuth them being lovey-dovey💔💔

 

-> replying to “THE GOAT‼️‼️”
Might of the Seas! : what? Jealous you can’t have this type of relationship with the guy you’ve been pinning so hard for these past couple of years?

 

Don’t fuck with me. : OOOOOHHHH, ROASTEDDDDDDDD‼️‼️

 

*”THE GOAT‼️‼️” has went offline*

 

Frost Queen : It was just getting into the best part

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : HAHAHAH BRO ACTUALLY LEFT

 

Eternal slumber~ : good work my love ^^

 

-> replying to “Eternal Slumber~”
Might of the Seas! : (^ ^)

 

————

 

3.49 PM

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : have any of ya’ll seen Wind Archer lately???

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : bro really is down bad

 

Eternal slumber~ : frrr

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : no, like for real, have ya’ll seen Wind Archer anywhere, i HAVENT seen him since he accompanied me to the doctor’s office

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : Have you tried searching at the garden???

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : he’s not there

 

Might of the Seas! : tried the laboratory?

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : yup, not there either

 

Eternal slumber~ : have you tried the library? I usually see him there every now and then

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : he’s not there either

 

Frost Queen : maybe he’s gone home?

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : nah, he ain’t home. I haven’t seen him come home yet

 

Eternal slumber~ : don’t you have extra lessons?? Why are you already home??

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : i escaped😝

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : WERE GETTING OFD TOPIC HERE, I THINK WIND ARCHER’S GONE MISSING!!!!

 

Wind Archer : Why are you all blowing up my phone..??

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : POOOKIEEE, WHERE ARE YOU???

 

Eternal slumber~ : and there he goes, back to being his pathetic self…

 

Frost Queen : truly a disgrace

 

-> replying to “THE GOAT‼️‼️”
Wind Archer : I was with Sir Pure Vanilla, we were discussing on the material today. And what is “Pookie?”?

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : don’t mind it, just a harmless nickname^^

 

Wind Archer : Ah, got it. So it’s something i wouldn’t even want to call my worst enemies.

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : WHAT NO NO, DO YOU REALLY NOT TRUST ME THAT MUCH??💔💔💔

 

Wind Archer : No.

 

Eternal slumber~ : DAMNNN BRO GOT STRAIGHT TO THE FACTS

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : THIS IS WHY YOU’RE MY FAVORITE BROTHER

 

Wind Archer : I’m.. your only brother???

 

Don’t fuck with me. : CLOCK HIM‼️‼️

 

Frost Queen : i live for the drama

 

Might of the Seas : me, Moonlight, and Frost Queen are enjoying popcorn rn

 

WOSHIP ME‼️‼️ : i wished i had popcorn rn💔

Chapter 2: Oopsie…

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2:01 AM

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : yo, anyone awakee???

 

Wind Archer : Why are you always so productive at night?

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : i’m preparing for the future😘

 

Wind Archer : ?

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : get your gay ass away from my brother rn.

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : HEY, AS IF YOU’RE NOT ANY WORSE, YOU HAVE A LITTERAL GF

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️: L + SKILL ISSUE

 

The Might of the Seas! : can ya’ll shut up, please? Moonlight’s trying to sleep over here

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : ARE YOU WITH MOONLIGHT RN???

 

The Might of the Seas! : yes, and why does her ex want to know?

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : damn, geez, it was only for 3 months, no need to get so jealous😒

 

The Might of the Seas! : don’t come to school tomorrow.

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : what.

 

Wind Archer : You definitely have a secret power to piss off other people.

 

-> replying to “Wind Archer”
WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : i heavily agree, even i want to punch his rn through the screen

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : TOO BAD, UOU CANT!

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : YOU WANNA TRY ME AGAIN?

 

Wind Archer :👆 I’d rather another fight not happen as the medical supply in the nurse’s office is about to run out.

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : all good for me

 

-> replying to “Wind Archer”
THE GOAT‼️‼️ : nah, i can take her down dw😝

 

Don’t fuck with me. :
“Who’s going to win the fight?”
1. Strombringer :
2. The ugly roach :

 

-> replying to “Don’t fuck with me.”
Don’t fuck with me. : Place the bets everybody👆👆

 

-> replying to “Don’t fuck with me.” (Poll)
THE GOAT‼️‼️ : 🖕🖕🖕

 

-> replying to “THE GOAT‼️‼️”
Don’t fuck with me : 🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : it’s so on roach boy

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : TF WHY U CALLIN ME THAT TOO, YOUW AND YOUR GF ARE ALWAYS GANGING UP ON ME💔💔

 

Don’t fuck with me. : L + ratio + skill issue + cry me a river

 

-> replying to “Don’t fuck with me.”
WORSHIP ME‼️ : you always know what i’m thinking my love😘

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : get ya’lls lesbian ass a room bro😒

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : what? JEALOUS?

 

The Might of the Seas!: look who’s jealous now?

 

-> replying to “The Might of the Seas!”
THE GOAT‼️‼️ : WHAT WHERE FID YOU COME FORM?? I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ??

 

The Might of the Seas! : left to get popcorn so i can enjoy seeing your ass getting roasted

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : why is everyone bullying me vro..💔💔

 

Eternal slumber~ : what is everyone doing still awake and chatting in the gc?☺️

 

*”THE GOAT‼️‼️” went offline*

 

*”The Might of the Seas!” Went offline*

 

*”Don’t fuck with me.” Went offline*

 

*”WORSHIP ME‼️‼️” went offline*

 

Eternal slumber~ : that’s what i thought☺️

 

—-

 

6:28 AM

 

Frost Queen : i have a life, what was happening??

 

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9:57 AM

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : mister “IM SO QUIRCKYYY” is pissing me off😒

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : who tf is mister “IM SO QUIRCKYYY”???

 

-> replying to “WORSHIP ME‼️‼️”
Eternal slumber~ : he meant mister Shadow Milk

 

-> replying to “Eternal slumber~”
WORSHIP ME : oooh k, thanks

 

Eternal slumber~ : np, i’m too used to his stupid ass nicknames

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : okay, first of all, RUDE, IM STILL HERE. Anyways, any of ya’ll got any tea on him? I have a plan

 

Don’t fuck with me. : i have tea on everyone.

 

-> Replying to “Don’t fuck with me.”
WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : SPILLLL‼️‼️

 

Don’t fuck with me. : OKAY, YALL SEE THE WAY HE’S USUALLY LOOKING AT MISTER PURE VANILLA??

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : YOU MEAN MISTER PURE VANILLA, AS IN THE NICEST TEACHER???

 

Don’t fuck with me. : Don’t interrupt me. ANYWAYS, I DID SOME DIGGING AND I FOUND OUT THAT THEY’VE BEEN SECRETLY DATING FOR 7 MONTHS NOW🫣

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : DAMN, I NEVER EXPWCTED MISTER PURE VANILLA WOULD DATE A GUY LIKE HIM, HELL O RHOUGHT HEW WAS INTO MISS WHITE LILY???

 

Don’t fuck with me. : IKRR??? IT WAS SO SHOCKING FOR ME, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST PART??

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️: WHAT WHATT???

 

Don’t fuck with me. : YA’LL REMEMBER THE DAY MISTER PURE VANILLA CAME TO TEACH SO SUDDENLY WITH A TURTLW NECK?? WELLL…. I LOOKWD CLOSER AND FOUND YKYK🫣🫣

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : JAW DROPPED🤯

 

Don’t fuck with me. : okay, i’m done with some of the tea, ya’ll can talk now

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : okay, DAMN, THAT WAS SOMETHING, but just one thing, WHY DID STORMBRINGER GET TO TALK WHILE YOU SILENCED ME??

 

Don’t fuck with me. : bc she’s my gf and she’s better than all of you😒

 

-> replying to “Don’t fuck with me.”
WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ :🫶

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : okay, damn, rude, BUT I GTG DO MY PLAN.

 

*”THE GOAT‼️‼️” went offline*

 

——

 

10.36 AM

 

Wind Archer : Fire Spirit. What.did.you.do.

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : OH LORD HE’S MAD

 

—-

10.36 AM

Private message between WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ and THE GOAT‼️‼️

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : P

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : HWAT???

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : HWAT DID YOU DO?? WIND ARCHER’S SO MAD RN

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : WHAT. I DIDDNT DO ANYTHING??

 

THE GOAT‼️ : oh.

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : what.did.you.do.

 

THE GOAT‼️‼️ : I GTG TALK TO MISTER SHADOW MILK COOKIE

 

WORSHIP ME‼️‼️ : WHY.

Chapter 3: I’m sorry

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Hii everyone!! This is the author heree.

 

As you all can tell by the VERY sad and gloomy tittle, you can probably already have a depiction on what’s going to happen.

 

*drum roll..*

 

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Yep, i’m leaving Ao3.

 

Sorry for disappointing you all through this journey, and if you were hoping i would just take a long break or something.

 

But no. After some heavy thinking, i’ve decided on leaving Ao3.

 

Lately i’ve gotten tired on having to write and brain sack my brain to make more chapters. Not to mention life ain’t all that nice to me either- seriously, kudos to Ao3 writers bro, ya’ll got spirit- since ever since i got off of my long(unannounced) hiatus some time ago, my life has been going downhill again, call it the Ao3 writer’s curse acting up again hahahaha.

 

Anyways, life just hasn’t been good. Stress is pilling up on me, like SO MUCH. I’ve been trying to juggle being the perfect student and all of my other responsibilities right now. I know this is a cowardly excuse, but i’m scared. I’m heavily scared on what if i just suddenly fail and on what if i can’t reach the top anymore. And i’m also scared for the outcome of my fic, and what would happen.

 

Honestly, all of your support, comments, and Kudos have been my motivation to keep writing despite everything. But now, i don’t know if i’m able to handle everything now. Hahaha, life is kinda just punching me right now like Cale, guess i can kinda be called an irl Cale. But in all seriousness, i don’t think i can handle keeping my life together at this point. I would absolutely love to continue this fic as its probably one of the ones i put the most effort to, but, i’m scared if i keep writing this, you all will be disappointed by the outcome.

 

And i don’t want to give you all some underbaked fic, i don’t want to disappoint you all. Hence, i don’t think it would be good for me to continue writing this. You all can probably continue it for yourself and imagine the outcome you all want.

 

I’m truly sorry it has come to this and i wish i had the motivation to continue, but i don’t.

 

You can feel free to ask me anything about this fic, whether regarding the supposed outcomes.

Notes:

Feel free to ask^^