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  1. Kettles and catastrophe by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Jun 2025

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    A post-war fic for the 7th and 8th years returning to finish their education. Four eighth years trapped in a magic-free Muggle studies assignment (from a flat share inside Hogwarts to camping on the Scottish coast) —Hermione’s exasperated, Ron’s volatile, Draco’s arrogant (and accident-prone), and Penelope’s the calm eye of the storm. From disastrous cooking and burnt fingers to blisters, booze, and borderline friendship, watch these unlikely roommates bicker, bond, and begrudgingly survive a month of pure Muggle madness. Expect sharp jabs, secret scores, and maybe—just maybe—a little magic between the cracks.

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