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    When a clerical error on Klokateer 408's paperwork accidentally registers Charles and Nathan as a married couple on the official Dethklok world tour documentation, the band’s international contracts and venues suddenly hinge on them maintaining the ruse… or losing millions. While Nathan grunts his way through pretending to be “emotionally available,” Offdenson, ever the professional, treats the situation like just another item on the to-do list, (right after “negotiate with Norwegian cultists” and “replace Toki’s destroyed guitar with one that isn’t made of cake.”)

    As paparazzi demand public displays of affection and Murderface starts a wedding registry for them as a joke, the line between fake and real starts to blur.

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